Vaguely Inconsistent
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Vaguely Inconsistent
D23 News And Nerd Debates
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A random text about a celebrity death hits mid-conversation, and suddenly we’re doing the most 2026 thing possible: reacting in real time, questioning the source, and watching how fast a rumor can drag the mood down. That whiplash ends up being the perfect launchpad for what we really do best here: bounce between pop culture headlines and real life, with just enough honesty to admit when the internet gets to us.
From there we go full nerd mode on D23 Expo news and Disney announcements, from Disney parks expansion updates to the stuff that actually makes fans argue. We talk Disney World projects like Villains Land, ride concepts, and the never-ending “coming soon” energy around theme park refreshes. Then we jump to Marvel topics like the future of the X-Men, casting expectations, accents, and why people need to calm down and let actors act. Star Wars chatter comes along for the ride too, including Ahsoka season 2 hype and skepticism around holding back trailers.
We also get personal and very relatable: what we’re watching, how hard it is to schedule movie nights with work and kids, and the kind of petty household chaos that can flip a switch, including the legendary Fruit Loop-on-the-floor moment. We close out with bigger franchise strategy debates like the DCU reset problem and why you have to establish your core heroes before stacking spinoffs, plus a quick turn into football injuries and fantasy draft plans.
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Cold Open Food And KFC Plans
SPEAKER_05Hit it once and then hit it once.
SPEAKER_07Thanks for joining the show, everybody. See you next week. Yep. Yep.
SPEAKER_04I don't even know what I'm eating, man. It's between the the chicken enchiladas from Sam's Club or the salad from Sam's Club. How sure as hell is going to cook nothing?
SPEAKER_05So this level.
SPEAKER_06So on Sunday nights when I come home from softball, I'm like, ooh, I should get KFC because there's a KFC between my house and and and where I play softball. So I'm on my way home today, and I'm like, I should get it. But I always met like it's always like the exit before I think it is.
SPEAKER_07Hold on. So I go past the case. I just got a text. Hayden Panantier just died. What? Bruh. The cheerleader save the cheerleader, save the world? I'm about to switch to Twitter right now. And because it's connected to all my Apple shit, I got the text on live. We're breaking news.
SPEAKER_04I'm like, get the hell out of here. It's not even on trending.
SPEAKER_03There you go. We need that. Where's that line? 36. Ten minutes ago.
SPEAKER_06It is with profound sadness that we share the tragic passing of our beloved Hayden. She was an incredible light and a force of nature who brought immeasurable love and joy to all who knew her and to the millions who watched her on screen.
SPEAKER_03That sucks. Well, we're fucked now, because if we couldn't save the cheerleader, the world is fucked. I wonder if she did it herself. I didn't hear anything about her being sick.
SPEAKER_06Well the weird thing is I just did a search. I just did a search in my in my the pseudo googles, and like the top thing that came out is she just had to give up custody of her daughter, I guess. Actress details her struggle struggle with postpartum depression in a new memoir, This Is Me. So I guess she has a book either coming out or come has come out. In her memoir, she opens up about why she gave full custody of her daughter to her ex-fiance, uh, the fighter, right? Klitschko. He's like a UFC guy, right?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Pan Pana Thiers reveals that her 11-year-old daughter has lived with her father since 2018.
SPEAKER_03I just want I just knew how bad of a place I was in. Huh.
SPEAKER_06That's sad. So would not be surprised based on just that comment, right? Right. Again, we don't know until we know, but that sucks.
SPEAKER_03The screen I'm like, why is the screen community? I'm like, oh yeah, she was deaf, yeah.
Celebrity Death Text And Reality Check
SPEAKER_03Wow. Crazy. Crazy, crazy. So anyways, back to KFC. Yeah, so you're lit you're on this exit. I mean, don't get me wrong, it still ties in, because I mean, I don't care how soon it is, the girls think we're looking good, so whatever. Lou's all up in the funeral. If there's a heat lamp, I mean it should still be warm, right?
SPEAKER_06Blew out here reeling fucking the McDonald's heat lamps in. Just give it fifteen minutes, I'll be back.
SPEAKER_04Fifty yeah, fifteen minutes, shit, that's all yours worth. Stop that.
SPEAKER_07He has he's gonna be fifty-one next month, so that's true. He doesn't have fifteen minutes to wait.
SPEAKER_05Fifteen minutes.
SPEAKER_04Shit. I d uh get in, get out. This is Walmart, get your shit and get out. This is the same thing. Get your sex and get out. Uh-uh. Wow, dude, that's I'm sitting here, I'm sitting here all I all I all I because I didn't watch the other shows, so all I really see still is heroes. And it's just like, damn, man, that's wild.
SPEAKER_06Well, I think heroes and uh Scream were kind of her two big things, right? Like she was in like Nashville.
SPEAKER_03Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. She was huge, she was huge in that show. On ABC or whatever. So yeah, I'm sitting here like, wow, that's it's crazy.
SPEAKER_06Wait a way to fucking bring it down, Jack. Awesome. Couldn't even wait till the end of the pod to talk about it.
SPEAKER_07Nope. I'm just like those uh guys on um social media this weekend when Adam Driver said that he's playing Magneto and in the same sentence. Yeah, he was playing someone else. Dude, that was really Mr.
SPEAKER_06Sinister. Oh my fucking god, dude. I had to watch that shit twice, and I was like, damn Adam, you fucking got him, son. Because every little asshole was like, Magneto, he's Magneto! Oh my god, he's making it.
SPEAKER_07Like, oh, that's Mr. Sinister.
SPEAKER_04I was like, who the hell Nathaniel did not know that often. I mean, just funny. I read that article like 25 minutes ago, and I was like, huh? And I was going through him like Adam Driver. I'm like, okay, cool. It was like Nathaniel, whatever it was. I'm like, oh, cool, Mr. Sinister. And then I kept reading it was like Nathaniel Essex. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. And then towards the end, Mr. Sinister, I'm like, yeah, I got that from the first name, dumbass.
SPEAKER_06By the way, that video was a hundred percent what I would expect him to do. So uh I thought I thought we were gonna start filming. So I'm here in the studio.
SPEAKER_07Um I didn't realize like sinister already. He's like, let's go.
SPEAKER_06He's like, so I'll be here waiting when you guys decide to show up. Like to me, like uh that's a hundred percent his humor. Like, so I'm glad that I'm glad they allowed him to do that, you know, instead of just walk out on the stage and wave and then leave, you know. Yep.
SPEAKER_04So is he like the big bad and like in a three-movie arc? Do we do we know? We don't know, but it wouldn't surprise me.
SPEAKER_06You're not keeping it. You're not putting Adam Driver in for you're not putting Adam Driver in for one movie.
SPEAKER_04Like Well, well, I don't mean one movie, but I mean the X-Men, because he could be he could be in Secret Wars or something like that. I'm just saying, is he gonna be like like the way Thanos was, or is he gonna you know what I mean? I'm just uh if they send me a D23. I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Wouldn't surprise me. Yeah. Let's move let's move past apocalypse as fast as we can. Because we've we definitely fumbled the because he got his powers from that one.
SPEAKER_04Some of his powers from apocalypse.
SPEAKER_03No, this is the whole new universe. Yep. They're all gonna be dead. I mean, they should be. Good way to reset it.
SPEAKER_04I mean although I don't I don't know who the who the kid playing um Cyclops is. I mean, I didn't really look hard, but people are saying like people the name.
SPEAKER_06Which is fine. You know what?
SPEAKER_07It doesn't matter because they need to. They need to have nobody who's playing these kids.
SPEAKER_06So 25 years ago, I guarantee you there were people that were announced for the X-Men movie that I was like, uh what? Who? Right? Like the girl from the piano? Not what? Not Fantasy Jack.
SPEAKER_04I knew I mean right, that's a porn movie.
SPEAKER_06No, no, no, I'm not saying they all have to be that. And they got that with the Samara weaving, you know, like so they have people who are who are wearing.
SPEAKER_03Rogue had a damn Oscar in her pocket. Right, from the piano. Like, wait a second. And y'all knew who Fam K Jensen was because of uh James Bond. Bond Zina Onotop. Xena Onotop. Well yeah, nobody knew who Who Jackman was.
SPEAKER_07Um people still don't know who uh what's his face is that plays Cyclops back then. Sonic's dad. Marsden? James Marsden. Yeah, James Marsden. Sonic's dad. Sorry.
SPEAKER_06But Sonic's. I mean, I'm glad you know, like to me though, like even somebody like James McAlvoy, like, I feel like he is compared to um Patrick Stewart, right? Like as Professor X. So I'm glad that they pick somebody who doesn't have like you have no idea unless you watched a particular TV show or movie or whatever that he happened to be in. Like, so there's no like the comparison's still gonna happen, but I don't feel like it's not gonna be pre- you know what I'm saying? Like, so I don't think I'm trying to cast a younger version of Patrick Stewart.
SPEAKER_07Like it will think. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, exactly. So we'll see. We'll see. I think the guy that uh did Thunderbolts is directing it, so Thunderbolts was decent. Some people are mad that uh Andy's uh India's rogue. They're like, why isn't she a country girl? Maybe she will be.
SPEAKER_07Why is she half Mexican?
SPEAKER_03Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_07The the girl from Obsession is playing rogue. She's like half Mexican or something.
SPEAKER_03She's cute, for one thing. No, that don't that don't matter. But she looks white. Okay, that's fine. As long as she looks a role. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07They they all look appropriate. Like But the the thing is, everybody's like, well, she needs to be a Southern Belle. Like the cartoon. I'm like, you know the voice actress for Rogue is from New Zealand.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I mean, anybody who's thinking she can't pull off an accent, that's just stupid. They're actors for a reason, you know. It's because they have this in their wheelhouse. The last time Spider-Man have been British. I was about to I was just about to say, do they not understand that Spider-Man is a Brit? Yeah. You
Marvel X-Men Casting And Fan Expectations
SPEAKER_04got Brooklyn playing or Queens playing, frickin' Harley Quinn was played by uh Margot Robbie. Uh not American people.
SPEAKER_06I guarantee you every single Superman Spider-Man video that's been interviewed that's been posted over the last two months for a brand new day. There's one person going like, whoa, what's this what? Huh? What?
SPEAKER_04Man, he's speaking American. Old girl did that. At the beginning of the movie when they did the intro, she was all like, oh yeah, I forgot he's a Brit. And I go, uh-huh. There you go. So it's like, I don't see, I I I don't remember a lot of what the session don't remember the trailers. I don't remember this girl looks like. So long as long as she she white and has a southern accent, I don't give a shit. If she can be Mexican but look white because she's just light-skinned, like the light-skinned black people, and they're just crispy ass black people. It's it's all spectrums.
SPEAKER_03I don't care. At least she's American. We have two years to wait for that.
SPEAKER_06I mean, do we want to do D twenty three news since we're kind of since we're here?
SPEAKER_04Do you got any D twenty three news? Because I'm I wasn't really paying attention. I saw the trailers of the that came out, but I was like, alright, whatever. Give me give me one. I can't sit here and say I follow D twenty three, other than the drama that was happening with the Roosevelts. Um that's probably deserved though. That's probably deserved drama. Those those people, they got you if you got a five-hour line and when people get to the front, you're just chit-chatting, you're the problem.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Are we talking about Roosevelt's line? Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07And then some groups said that they had their buddies like just skipping lines and shit, which I see happen at Comic-Con too.
SPEAKER_03There's like, hey, bruh. And they're like, hey, come get your shit.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Because you don't see Pizza Beard and all them dudes waiting in line with the suckers like us.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Here we go. Here's uh from ABC News. So it's from the company that owns ABC, so this should be pretty legit. It looks like they're at Well Disney World's. There is a cars theme expansion ride called Ridge Run Rally. It is a rally attraction at Piston Peak National Park, the upcoming cars-themed expansion coming to Magic Kingdom. So that doesn't really apply to us a whole lot because only two of us have ever been to Disney World. But I'm fine with that. Like it's hopefully it's different than Test Track since they already have Test Track, and we don't have Test Track on the West Coast. Oh. And then there's a Miss Pritter's Daredevil Spinalong that will also be in the cars themed expansion. So it's probably like Miss Pritter.
SPEAKER_07I don't know who's probably like Luigi's Luigi's cars. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. Uh Tomorrowland is going to get a refresh. So probably overdue, I'm guessing. That's for Disneyland. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07So they've had that sign up saying, oh, new stuff coming soon. They've had that sign up since 2019, so.
SPEAKER_06But I guess they actually showed uh concept art of it at D23.
SPEAKER_04It wasn't a lie in 2019. Not a lie today. It is coming soon.
SPEAKER_07They just need to put people mover back in since they can't do rocket rods, just put people mover back in. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh man, that's rocket rods. I would love some people movers.
SPEAKER_06I've seen a couple of videos about that rocket rod rides. Jesus Christ, dude. I am so glad nobody died on that thing. Because that thing was not safe. No. We went on it a handful of times. Yeah, we did. Back before we were fat asses. I can't imagine us. It'd just be like Bert. Um, let's see. Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom is getting a villain's land. It will be officially named Villain's Land. I don't know if I like that name, but I also don't know what name.
SPEAKER_07I don't know. Like they've had concept art and planning on this thing for like two or three D23s ago. And everybody's supposed to have been calling it Villains Land. So to just be like, yeah, no, it's Villains Land.
SPEAKER_06Uh and then uh the rides that they announced for that. Antagonista. The ride that they announced for that is a roller coaster feating featuring uh Villains Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty. Um and then another dark ride themed around the evil queen's magic mirror from Snow White that will have multiple villains. The land will include Corolla de Ville, Dr. Falcier? Fallacier from the Princess and Falice. There we go. And you just put other baddies.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_06Uh Figment's coming back. Yeah, yeah. Journey into Imagination with Figment and Walt Disney World's Epcot. Uh will restore classic character Dreamfinder as part of a refresh. Hollywood Studios is getting Monstropolis, which I think they'd already announced, right?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, because they closed Puppets Land for it, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, but they just confirmed, like, probably.
SPEAKER_07Well, they just like updates on it.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Because part of it's supposed to open up later this year, I think. There is an Encanto ride opening at Animal Kingdom called Antonio's Fiesta di Encanto. Uh it will feature the movie's original actors voicing the family. Uh there will be an updated Carousel of Progress at Magic Kingdom and feature the voices of Jamie Lee Curtis and uh Mr. White, Brian Cranston. So that's cool. Um Remember Dreams Come True, Night Spectacular will return to Disneyland in 2027. Which one is that? I don't know. I'm guessing one of the probably one of the fireworks shows.
SPEAKER_07No, one of the fireworks shows.
SPEAKER_03Did they say how long that show has not been going? He says coming back for how long. Let me look it up. Give me a second. Let's see.
SPEAKER_06It was from uh it is a dis fireworks display commemorating the 50th anniversary of the park in 2005 and 2006. Dang. The show ran until November 2nd, 2014, when it closed to make way for the integration of a new fireworks system and for Disneyland's Diamond celebration. The show returned in 2017 and ran for a year until April 2018. Um so it looks like it's kind of their one that they kind of fill in. Yeah, it's like yeah, it's the one that they use between uh other shows. Events. Yeah. Event fireworks. Uh Scar will make his debut as a new audio animatronic figure in the Lion King attraction at Walt at Disney World Disney Adventure World at Disneyland Paris. The attraction will showcase Scar's final confrontation with Simba. That might be kind of cool. Because they've been doing really good with the audio animatronics. It's uh a boat ride. It looked pretty dope. Um The Yete at the Expedition Everest at Walt Disney World's Animal Kingdom will get repaired and will be moving again. It's been down for 20 years. Yeah. He's been static for 20 years. It worked like for the first six months or something that the ride was open, but then it became dangerous, right?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, and that's like it was everybody calls it disco yeti because when you go by it, it just like flashes lights and Lou is gonna go on Lou is like, move you motherfucker, move!
SPEAKER_06And he's like, No, lights. Right? Everybody's happy.
SPEAKER_07Disney's gonna do their job. They made an announcement that they will fix an animatronic at the park.
SPEAKER_06I can't imagine. I mean, again, I've seen some videos from that too, from that history. The fact that like the Yete is like would like completely destroy that the Everest ride. Like, that was why they stopped it moving because it was so integral to the whole Expedition Everest ride that it moving was actually like destroying the entire ride. Like the fundamental, like the foundation of it. It broke the fourth wall. Yeah. Um, let's see. Hyperspace Mountain and Disney Paris will close next year and be restored to its original form, Space Mountain de la Terra a la Luna with its original music. Don't know.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but it's been Hyperspace Mountain for like the last five, six, seven years or something.
SPEAKER_06Um they're at Walt Disney World's Animal Kingdom. There is a new indie attraction that's going to be built called Indiana Jones and the Myth of the Jade Serpent. It will feature Harrison Ford as the model for the indie animatronic figure for the first time ever.
SPEAKER_07Well, pretty retroactive Disneyland one then and make him Harrison Ford.
SPEAKER_06Uh there is a Space Mountain that will open in Tokyo Disneyland. Um that went down. They unbuilt it and rebuilt it elsewhere. The Tokyo Disney is also getting a wreck at Ralph ride called Sugar Rush Sweet Rescue. Um Epcot is restoring Spaceship Earth for the first time in 20 years. I know. How am I gonna think the Phoenicians? Yeah. It will bring new magic to every scene, but remain classically Epcot. Oh. Alright, well, as long as I can still think the Phoenicians were good. Uh in the desperate attempt to make Smuggler's Run relevant, it is a going to be connected to Fortnite.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, like you attach your Fortnite account and your Disney account, and it unlocks missions in Fortnite related to Hondo and Smuggler's Run. But they use the Unreal engine for Smuggler's Runs, so they're best pals with Epic Games. So Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06Um let's see, upcoming cruise ship the Disney Believe will feature Tinkerbell on its bow with Woody and Buzz Lightyear on its stern. Moana will be its grand hall icon. It is scheduled to set sail in 2027. There you go. Jack's already got his tickets.
SPEAKER_07Don't tempt my wife, because that likely will happen.
SPEAKER_06I guarantee it'll happen.
SPEAKER_04I'm surprised. I'm with Duke on that one. If it's not already booked, it will be his that'll be the thing that'll pop up on your screen now.
SPEAKER_06Hannah Beer is dead, and we're going to Disney. We're on the first cruise.
D23 Disney Parks Expansion Highlights
SPEAKER_06By the way. Yeah. Yeah, by the way, and uh and 2029 uh Disneyland cruise lines will debut a new class of ship.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it's between the Wonder, which is their smallest ship, and the Fantasy, which is like their medium grade ship right now. So that'll be interesting. But that's probably how they're pumping out three more ships by 2030.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. So that's all the um that is all the land related announcements. Uh movies, Frozen 3 will be out November 24th, 2027. New music, a new villain, a new love interest, and a wedding. Samantha. A hex will arrive on November twenty fifth, featuring our favorite Walton Goggins. Uh Haley Stainfeld and Jody Foster as her first time as a Disney and in a Disney animated movie. Theatrical screenings will include an all-new animated short, Lilo and Scratch. Jack's gonna be excited about this. The Bluey movie will arrive in theaters on August 6, 2027 in D Bernie 3.
SPEAKER_07We're gonna put Keepy Uppy and air thing.
SPEAKER_04I think y'all need to understand watching this that he is not kidding.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Yeah, if you're watching this, yeah. If you didn't see his eyes light up, you don't see this motherfucker's eyes light up for very much. But I said Bluey movie, and it was like ching.
SPEAKER_03Especially that date. Oh, it's uh right. Wait, people are mad though, because it's 3D. What year? Next year.
SPEAKER_06Next year. Oh, okay. 2027. I thought it was. People are mad because it's 3D animals.
SPEAKER_07Right. Yeah, that'd be messed up. So it's it's in 3D animation. So people are mad.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that's it.
SPEAKER_07They look cute though. Okay.
SPEAKER_03You can still tell it's blue and bingo. It's not like Sonic.
SPEAKER_06And they have it, they have the trailer up for it. It looks good.
SPEAKER_04I would have I think I would have rather it the cartoon though, style. I'm sure it'll be fine, but I think I'll prefer.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Um we got a Doomsday trailer. I am gonna be that they lied to everybody about. Who lied to everybody? For what?
SPEAKER_03Um the Doomsday trailer. Uh I mean, I let's go.
SPEAKER_06Like, let's let's get let's get it. Let's get it.
SPEAKER_07I got home. I opened the garage and my oldest comes running out. She's like, you're missing it, you're missing it. Doomsday's up.
SPEAKER_06Get your ass in here. Um X-Men announced their new cast, which they had already kind of some of the people had already been known about.
SPEAKER_03Um so there you go with that.
SPEAKER_06Adam Driver got to be Adam Driver, which was funny. Uh Utopia 3 is in the works. Um announcement on that. Clay, a new animated movie starring Kieran Colkin as a rebellious misfit flip. It's coming to theaters in November 2028. It's set in a magical forest full of fantastical creatures, the company said. But that's all they all they said. Uh Star Wars Starfighter. Why would you announce that?
SPEAKER_04Does that ex does that excite anybody? If I heard that, I'd have been like, okay, next moving on. Uh you know, that it's like, why would they even announce that?
SPEAKER_06You know what? I I think there's a segment of people who love who just love the animated movies.
SPEAKER_04And so every time they did they even show anything for it or yeah, but is that announcement gonna do anything for anybody? They actually Disney is making a Disney movie. Oh, okay, thanks.
SPEAKER_06It looks like they showed concept art. So uh Star Wars Starfighter, May 28th, 2027. Um Ryan Gosling's character is called Cade Aberon. Uh I like their little logo is pretty dope. Yeah, yeah. I really like the old school Star Wars, the angled uh Star Wars. His low and his logo on his jacket was pretty dope too, with the inverted rebel logo and Jolly Roger. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Can't say I paid attention to that.
SPEAKER_03You haven't seen it? Or you meh. We'll have to share that with you later, Lou. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_04Um Incredibles 3. That's that's that's freaking so many months ago or away.
SPEAKER_06I'm like so uh Incredibles 3 coming to theaters summer 2028. Uh I didn't know they were even doing a sequel uh to the season.
SPEAKER_07At least it took less than 20 years this time.
SPEAKER_04Until right, until like, I don't know, four days ago. I'm like, wait, they're doing another Incredibles movie.
SPEAKER_06Uh the children will be the prime it looks like the focus of this movie.
SPEAKER_04Well, that makes sense. I figured the focus would be Jack Jack and the little shit that he's become because he's so OP'd.
SPEAKER_06Uh Coco 2 will be coming out in November 2029. Another one I learned about four days ago before D23. Uh Princess Diaries 3 is is being developed according to Anne Hathaway. Yeah. Now Lou's excited. Lou didn't give a shit about any of these announcements until right now, and now he's like, I'm in.
SPEAKER_04Well, 100% true. I'm all like, alright, whatever, whatever.
SPEAKER_06I'm like, what his Mia Thermomopolis shirt on.
SPEAKER_07I am all about that.
SPEAKER_06Lilo and Stitch 2 will premiere May 28th, 2028. Wait, what? It will feature a character named Angel.
SPEAKER_03They're pink. Yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_04But oh, wait, live action. Holy sh. Right? Lilo and Stitch? Yeah. Okay, I'm all like, wait a minute. They've already done Lilo and Stitch. Okay, okay. Okay, now I get it.
SPEAKER_06Now that'll that'll break records. They're doing another Ice Age movie, which is like the seventh one? Eighth one? God, who knows at this point, man.
SPEAKER_04First one started that dinosaurs were still around.
SPEAKER_06And this will be premiering in February of 2027. There is a live-action tangled movie.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I saw that.
SPEAKER_05Um, I got stern out of Disney, allegedly.
SPEAKER_06A Ghost Street, which will be Pixar's first ghost movie. That'll be spring of 2028.
SPEAKER_04What is how is that any move anything? That's Pixar's first ghost movie. I'm like, okay. They're doing any first week. Yeah, it's like, what is the hell is the point of that?
SPEAKER_06Um, let's see. For TV streaming and theater, uh Scrubs Season 2 will be out in Wednesday, September 30th. Uh Vision Quest, October 14th. I think that's gonna be good. I'm glad I already have my Halloween costume made for me. Because I would be tweeted.
SPEAKER_07I hope he was fucking around. But he said, I haven't watched any um Marvel stuff since brand new day. Why does Ultron have a meat suit? I'm like, did you watch the trailer or are you just seeing pictures on the internet, bro? It's 100% explained. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_06But I'm glad that my my Halloween costume thank you, James Spader, for making my Halloween costume for this year. Uh and you get to hate people and I can stay in characters, and I just seem to talk shit about people and how dumb they are. Um friendly neighborhoods.
SPEAKER_04I mean, I know just a voice, but uh, since uh Boston Legal, I've always liked.
SPEAKER_06But I think it makes sense, right? Because of the ties between Vision and Ultra to have a lot of things.
SPEAKER_07But it's just cool that he wanted to do it, right?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, more than just the voice.
SPEAKER_07He's like, well, I will be in the show.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's why when he that first picture of him, I was like, wait, is that Spader? I was like, I know he did the voice, but then I was like, wait, is that somebody else being the man? Like I was like, ah nah, that's the guy from Stargate. Yeah. He was in Stargate? He was in the original movie, bro. Yeah. Well, he was in the TV sh no, he's just in the movie.
SPEAKER_04I I keep forgetting because I'm used to the shows. Like I said, I'm used to um freaking Boston Legal.
SPEAKER_06The TV show had bargained bin James uh James Spader in it. Which is pretty sad. And then the blacklist, so uh friendly neighborhood Spider-Man season two will be in January 2027. Jesus. Finally. Uh Ahsoka season two. Ahsoka season two for my birthday.
SPEAKER_03What what January 20th?
SPEAKER_05Let's go.
SPEAKER_06For what? Uh Ahsoka season two. Ahsoka season two, January 20th, right before my birthday.
SPEAKER_04Definitely look better than the first one, that's for sure. I was I was telling Bill on his post, man. I'll watch that trailer.
SPEAKER_07That's all you need.
unknownJack.
SPEAKER_04I was not saying I was I was telling I was telling Bill, I'll I'll watch season two trailer 50 times before I watch Ahsoka season one again.
SPEAKER_07Just a little watch it again before season two drops. You got you got you got a little bit. I got a little bit.
SPEAKER_04Call me out like that. Only because my memory ain't that good.
SPEAKER_07Just because you don't remember season one already.
SPEAKER_04I just remember how much I didn't like it. That's all. I like I like Balin.
SPEAKER_06Um, let's see. Marvel Spidey and his amazing friends has been renewed for a seventh season on Disney Jr.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_06Are you do either of you guys watch Spidey and his amazing friends? I mean I'm gonna go to the house. She loves it.
SPEAKER_07It's like Spidey, Miles, and Gwen as like little kids. Okay. So it's kind of like uh Jedi uh Muppet Babies, but Spider-Man. Do they like Jedi Young Adventures or Young Jedi Adventures? Yeah, they wear their masks and their suits and everything and webs and Dr. Octopus is a girl, and it's weird.
SPEAKER_06Wasn't Dr. Octopus a girl in the first animated Across the Universe stuff, yeah, into the universe. Yeah. Yeah, that thing. Yeah. So that that makes sense. I mean Oswald, a three-part miniseries featuring Oswald the lucky rabbit is coming coming to Disney Plus in February 2027. Yeah, yeah. So if you want to know about Mickey Mouse before he was Mickey Mouse, uh this this this uh announcement will get Lou excited. Season three of Percy Jackson and the Olympians will arrive on Disney on November 20th. No, Lou froze. Lou froze, his video froze.
SPEAKER_07Wait, wait, whose idea was it for us to take a picture of that billboard that peed all over us in Hollywood?
SPEAKER_03It wasn't my idea. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07That's why I was leaning that way.
SPEAKER_06I'm like, this was probably yeah, I was gonna say that was definitely good point. Cause she would have she would have gotten splashed by it, and then she would have splashed on it way more.
SPEAKER_07It might have sobered her up a little bit though. It might have uh avoided a lot of things after.
SPEAKER_04Uh I mean uh I guess they're uh Oh go ahead. Six sixteen hours of sleep sobered her. It was fine. That's not old lady metabolism. Oh, yeah. Percy Jackson. That that's that's too woke for me. I ain't watching that.
SPEAKER_06Uh they are making the greatest showman into a musical that will be in London.
SPEAKER_04They're making the greatest showman that was a musical into a musical. That is fantastic news.
SPEAKER_06Yes.
SPEAKER_03How about a stage adaptation? Let's word it that way. Man. That would be better.
SPEAKER_06Um that would be yeah, that Kingdom Hearts is going to be an original anime series inspired by the video game franchise.
SPEAKER_07No, it's a few.
SPEAKER_06Like Blade way back in the day, it was a PS2. It was a complicated one. I think I feel like it's PS2 though. But it's been around for decades. Like they've been Kingdom Hearts has been around for a minute. They announced the fourth game too. Because it was all the Square Enix properties, too, right?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it's Final Fantasy plus Disney. So like Mickey and Goofy and Donald are like your party members. You can go to Nightmare Before Christmas, Toy Story. The new one takes you to Coco. I'm hoping, because when they announced the third one, it was right after Disney had um Marvel and Star Wars. So everybody was hoping for the third one they'd put them in there, but they did not.
SPEAKER_06So hopefully this time around, Kingdom Hearts 4, we get Star Wars and then uh the Imagineering Story Season 2 is filming and it'll be in from early 2028, which is cool because I like the behind the scenes shit. So uh and then as far as comics go, they announced that uh Marvel and Diz and Star Wars are crossing over.
SPEAKER_03So they're they're TMNTing at Star Wars. Well done, sir. Transformers and Star Wars make sense. Only a little bit though.
SPEAKER_07Star Wars, I don't know. Maybe it's just me being like stuck up and like protective of my fandom. Star Wars needs to be left Star Wars.
SPEAKER_04I no, I hear you. And I and I say that that Transformers would fit in the sense of I could find a reason to make it fit. I can't find a reason for Marvel and Star Wars to fit. Like Transformers is like, okay, if Cybertron's Yeah, exactly. Can end up on Earth, you know, that whole thing. I could see them hitting that galaxy and ended up whenever galaxy the Star Wars.
SPEAKER_07Man, they would make a kyber crystal or uh Energon powered lightsaber, that'd be dope as fuck.
SPEAKER_04So so I could see that. But Marvel, I like what how how does this doesn't work? I don't I don't get what they're doing.
SPEAKER_07I will say though, at uh Comic Con, their big Marvel Legends booth, they had a bunch of um Doctor Strange portals like throughout it. And they had like Indiana Jones coming through, they had Transformers coming through, and Darth Vader coming through. It was kind of cool that way. Their little uh display at uh Comic Con was kind of cool. That being said, this was all spoiled to by to me by somebody saying they were making an Iron Falcon.
SPEAKER_03So it's like an Iron Man colored Millennium Falcon. And like Lucas Captain Alderon. And I forget the other crossover. I I'm not feeling it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I'm gonna go to pass.
SPEAKER_06But just going back to the general announcements, it looks like they improved uh Young Ahsoka a bunch. A lot of people, I was the stuff I was seeing online, people seem pretty happy with her the modifications they made between season one Young Ahsoka and season two Young Ahsoka.
SPEAKER_07I saw some stuff about Hera too. They like her coloring better, I think.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, well, and it looks like she's gonna be a way bigger part of season two. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Well, now that the Rebels crew is back together.
SPEAKER_04I was gonna say, now that we have Rebel Season Six.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah. And and Thrawn's big dick in the house. Yeah. He looks better too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They they improve their makeup game a lot for yeah. Yeah. So I think I I, you know, again, don't want to put the card in front of the horse, but it looks like season they've they've they've fixed a bunch of stuff. Uh I mean we only saw Sabine a little bit, right? We only saw like the one picture of her with um Ahsoka. Ahsoka on like a ship or something. They were like standing on like a wing of a ship, and she looked a lot different. Like her hair color was different.
SPEAKER_07It seems like they've been there a minute because yeah, her hair was lighter. She forgot to pack her hair dye stuff.
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SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Ran out of spray paint. Yeah. Um we'll have to see how Balin's handled. But I'm sure it's fine. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Hopefully it's man it handled in a in a respectful way.
SPEAKER_07It'll be like Iron Man 2. It's me. I'm here.
SPEAKER_03Deal with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll see. And Anakin's in a lot of people. And I thought I heard some rumor about Obi-Wan's in it too.
SPEAKER_07Well, I mean, depending on how they deal with flashback. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, definitely flashback, but I thought something about uh Ewan coming back.
SPEAKER_06I haven't seen Ewan. Ewan. Ewan is, I think my understanding is his end of Oak Street, uh, last or last house at the end of Oak Street has been him just lobbying to do season two of Obi-Wan. As a bunch of stuff I've been reading online is like unprovoked. He's like, by the way, just in case you guys are wondering, I would love to do a season two of Obi-Wan.
SPEAKER_04Sorry, broad, you know how to do it.
SPEAKER_06Yes, I will leave Tatooine again. It's fine. Fuck Luke. Luke's fine. I gave him a I gave him a model of a ship. It's fine. He's good.
SPEAKER_07Did you see Owen and Baru last season? They fucked those dudes up. It's fine. Yeah. Do you know who Baru is? She will handle some shit. You remember we were talking about sniper last year? It was based on Aunt Baru. Yeah. She could shoot somebody through their sniper scope. She is the she is the jackal.
SPEAKER_06Day of the jackal is actually based on Aunt Baru.
SPEAKER_04So that might be more doable with a laser weapon if it, you know, because that'll just go straight through their drop. No drop.
SPEAKER_03No ballistic piece that's bouncing around, so. Hmm. Speaking of which, I did see End of Oak Street this weekend. I kind of dug it.
SPEAKER_07Um they did some stupid shit, but I'll blame it for taking place in 1982, and they haven't, you know, they haven't played Resident Evil. They don't play video games, they don't know how to like hoard stuff and pick up their enemies' weapons and shit. Um but I enjoyed it. I am happy with the master of unlocking. Here is a lock. No, like they're neighbors and shit. Like when your neighbor dies and you're sitting in your house, like, what are we gonna do? Uh go fucking next door and steal that dude's Pop Tarts. Yeah, for real. Your neighbor literally had a gun shooting pterodactyls. Go take his gun. The pterodactyls ate him, it's fine.
SPEAKER_00He won't miss it.
SPEAKER_06They come out and the pterodactyls are like, yeah, bop bah.
SPEAKER_04Was it relevant that the movie was an 80s movie instead of a current times movie? I think that it works better than anything post-Jurassic Park.
SPEAKER_07Because then you're like, oh, if you don't move, the T-Rex can't see you. You don't know if that's bullshit or not. Somebody's gonna get eaten, right? So I think being the the ignorance of the time compared to what we have now is I think it helps the movie be a little more believable. Um it was funny though because the use the you know it's come out that dinosaurs had feathers and shit. Oh yeah. I'm like, people in the 80s would have had their minds blown to see dinosaurs with feathers. Yep.
SPEAKER_06Is that a big chicken? Oh, I'm dead.
SPEAKER_07Fuck. Guess I won't know. Um, but no, I enjoyed it. It's definitely worth a Tuesday night. If you guys need anything to watch Tuesday night, go watch that. It's worth five dollars.
SPEAKER_06Uh my Tuesday night was uh Supertroopers 3. And was it worth the wait? Number one, I didn't realize that Super Troopers 1 came out in 2001. I was like, holy fuck, like I'm old. Um I will say if you can put yourself back in 2001's mentality that you'll enjoy it a lot. But if that type of humor, if you're 2001 self, if you can't bring that 2001 self back, like it's a little it's you know, it was of its time, right? Like super bad and all of those, but they don't really make those kind of movies anymore. So the humor isn't as woke, progressive.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah, and not even progressive, like the it's trying to figure out how to explain.
SPEAKER_07No, he's saying the super troopers is like that, Lou.
SPEAKER_06They still drop R-bombs on people and kill each other. Yeah, I mean the Lou would love the amount of racism that happens in the movie, so I think you'll love it. That's a problem.
SPEAKER_05That's a selling problem. Um for me anyway.
SPEAKER_06But but I mean, so uh, you know, I still found it funny, but you go, oh, like back in 2001 when we were, you know, 25 years ago, when I was 20, 24, 25, like the stuff that I found funny then versus now is different. You know, my sense of humor has changed a little bit. And that movie is definitely of a 2020 one mentality, right? Like the the characters haven't evolved, which again is fine. You don't have I don't need to have characters evolve, but sometimes the humor doesn't necessarily land the same way, especially if they're just rehashing stuff that is from previous movies, you know. So that was the only thing that kind of bugged me is I felt like sometimes they leaned a little hard into the like, remember when we did this in 2001, you know, type of thing? Um you know, so in that regard, I guess I wouldn't Have liked it if they would have. Yeah, exactly. They're they're acting like the movies only it's only been like one year since Super Troopers came out. But all of the people look really fucking old. So you're like, wow, this last year has been rough on all of you. Because they don't put a date as far as like a timeline as far as how long it's been, but um, but I mean I enjoyed it. It was, you know, for for what it was, it was still good. Um it was nice to go back to a Tuesday movie where there was only like six other people in the theater as opposed to it being full. Uh but again, the fucking line, the it was still a line out the door for the fucking um concessions and shit.
SPEAKER_07When we went to see End of Oak Street, everybody was there for Pop Patrol this time, because everybody had their little kids with them this time.
SPEAKER_06Um Spider-Man brand new day still made 150,000 or 150 million dollars this year.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they hit two billion, I think, worldwide.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Um going further back to Monday, um, we went to the Secret Monday movie. It was Tony. Uh movie about Anthony Bourdain. Yeah. I didn't know nothing about the dude except for once he was already himself and doing that travel show that he did. Um I enjoyed it. I liked it. For not knowing anything about him, I don't know how true and true to life it is, but it was entertaining. I wasn't bored about it. Dude was kind of an asshole. He grew up as a person.
SPEAKER_06Well, and I think people regarded him as an asshole is because he was just completely unfiltered. Like he just was like he said what he felt about anything and every he was like the Gordon Ramsay without the yelling and being a prick. Right. Like if he didn't like something, he would just be like, ah, this sucks. Like he he never he never uh took people's feelings into account. So I think that could make sense.
SPEAKER_07Tony of Menderis was in it, he was his uh his mentor, his boss.
SPEAKER_06Was it weird to have the bear be Anthony Border? Right. Like, dude, you've already done a cooking thing. Like, do you know it's not him? Oh, it's not him? Oh, I thought it was the same guy.
SPEAKER_07No, no, no, no. We even said that when we were watching it after it was done. I'm like, uh, that totally could have been Jeremy Allen White. Yeah. It's like his brother. Yeah, no, but it was not him. Okay. Um, and then his best friend, I was watching the movie, I'm like, I knew who this guy is. I've seen him before. And I didn't figure it out till the end of the movie, it was the guy from Tuner. I'm like, okay. This secret Monday night movie guy. Um, we are not going to tomorrow. Tomorrow? Yeah. Meaning, I have an HYN tomorrow. Um, no, I mean it was the first week of school last week. Um so oldest went with us to the movie, but then she skipped school on Tuesday. So I'm like, you know what? Until we figure our life out, we're not doing movies on Monday anymore.
SPEAKER_03That's a reward, not a it's not a right.
SPEAKER_06You don't have a right to any movies. Yeah. It's a privilege, not a right. Yeah. Any movies this week, Lou?
SPEAKER_03Nope. Not really. Um I'm trying to think. I definitely didn't go to the theater. What was watched here? Princess and the Frog.
SPEAKER_04I don't know, I didn't watch it. They were watching it. Um, they were watching it. I wasn't watching that.
SPEAKER_06I thought you were watching classic Disney movies. Yeah, I thought this was a classic movie. Uh, you know, you were you were trying to get through all that stuff.
SPEAKER_04Uh we are. Um and and I did this week was I wasn't having it. Uh oh, okay. That's for after the pod. Yeah, yeah. No, no, it ain't. I she I ain't shy. I tell you, she be she knows she was there. She knows what's up. Um the motherfucking Anthony Bourdain of Podcast. Y'all there too. Bigly consistence Anthony Bourdain is here. Sharing, sparing somebody's feelings. I'm like, why? What did I miss? Why do y'all do that?
SPEAKER_07We still need to put all the dirty laundry out there for the 10 people that listen. It's fine.
SPEAKER_06We had 11 people down. We've had we've had 11 people download the uh uh Comic-Con episode. Or listen to it at least.
SPEAKER_04I had a late night on Thursday. Uh yeah, first of all, I wasn't feeling that well. I I didn't even go to work Monday and Tuesday. I was not feeling well at all. Um and back at it Wednesday, and then Thursday was a late night. You know, I didn't get home until like 9.30. And I got home and I walked through the kitchen and there's a book on the floor in the dining room. I have no idea what the hell for. It's just there. And I'm just like, is there a reason why there's books here? And then you then you hear a little girl, hey, go get your book. Not five minutes later. I set up what I'm gonna do and chill for a little bit and wind down. I turn around, go in the kitchen, I take two steps, and I step on a fruit loop.
SPEAKER_03I'm all right.
SPEAKER_04Man, like I I get that kids are gonna be kids and spilling's gonna happen. Clean up your mess, that's all. I I I d I don't care that that you spill. Uh I told y'all before uh four years ago, old girl thought I was gonna kill her kid uh when she spilled in the living room in my place. And I was like, no, like that's expected.
SPEAKER_07But it's also expected that you clean your shit up.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. So it's like, are you gonna make yourself some cereal? Whoever and and as far as I and it's it's like, well, nobody made cereal today. I'm like, you're telling me this this this piece of cereal has been down here for f several days then? That doesn't help your case.
SPEAKER_06So Yeah, you're out here like Johnny Cochrane from South Park.
SPEAKER_04Man, uh yeah, I was moody until about six hours ago.
SPEAKER_06Cause then you started getting excited about the podcast.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, that's what it was. It was the podcast that did it. It was it was the beards, it was uh Jack Nipple. Oh, they're looking at that. Speaking of which. Um No, no, I see how he's looking at his lips right there.
SPEAKER_06You showed Nipple and he was like, Oh I know.
SPEAKER_04Um that Ritz. Um but but yeah, so I was in a mood Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then this morning I was all like, Alright, I'm good. You
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SPEAKER_04know, it's like whatever. It's been a couple days. Alright, no conversation had. None needed. I was yeah, for real. I was just like, and they all knew. Nobody talked, they all knew. They all left me alone, nobody asked me to watch a movie, so that's why how this all ties in. Um so yeah, classic Disney movie was on pause this week because it was like, I I don't know how true this is, but I think old girl said the little one, don't bug him. Again, I don't know that that happened. I'll ask later. But but it was very evident that they were trying to avoid me because I was not a happy camper. Like I said, it started Thursday.
SPEAKER_06Jack and I are just in chat. Hey, what's up? What's going on? Boo boo-boo. Movies, movies, trailer, trailer, trailer.
SPEAKER_07Looks like you motherfuckers. I don't care about your stupid ass Grogu and Ewok and Hutlet at Disneyland.
SPEAKER_04I'm all looking at that on all I ain't gonna lie, I looked at that mall like, yeah, that ain't for me. I know who it's for. I'm pissed. I don't care. Fuck her and her Ewok. Uh I I want nothing to do with that. Although I I I I was a little more bed better movie when I when the trailer's like, hey, this trailer and that trailer, I'm like, ooh, let me go watch this real quick. Ooh, let me go watch this real quick. So I didn't so that that did help. But but yeah, there was a whole bunch of uh I'm not being bothered. So yeah, so because of that, uh and and Princess and the Frog wasn't on my list. I had seen I I had seen that one, so no big deal there. And the other movies they watched uh while I was winding down was uh the first three descendant movies um from Disney, and they were not gonna watch the last two because apparently only one actor was in it because the other dude died or something. Some dude who was in the first three died, and I'm all like, alright, that's fine, whatever. I'm like, I I'd have been like the I would have been like exactly I'd have been like the other girl. I'm like, no, I'm I'll take this job. Screw that. I'm not working again because of this. And and I the bits I did see of those movies looked horrible. Their budget was garbage. I'm out of it.
SPEAKER_07I think they were on Disney Channel.
SPEAKER_06They weren't movies. Descendants movies. Yeah, the descendants now.
SPEAKER_04I think there's been one descendants movie in the theater, but I'll Well, I'm just saying, but their their Disney, Disney Plus or Disney Channel release, they're movies, they're not just TV shows.
SPEAKER_06No, no, no, but I'm saying they weren't theatrical releases, so the budget was nowhere near what I think the first one came out in the theater, right? Like way back in the day, I think.
SPEAKER_04All I know is it when I every time I looked up, I'm like, why does this look like they're on like a stage, like high school musical type shit? I'm always like this. And everybody color hair and all it was like it did give us Dove Cameron, though, and that chick is hot as hell.
SPEAKER_07So that's fine. Which one was she?
SPEAKER_06The one that's over the one that's over 18 now.
SPEAKER_04Oh, the main the main girl.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_04The one who's supposed to marry the bells and the prince's kid. Yeah. Um, yeah, so that was on. I'm just like, man, I'm I'm glad I I wasn't asked to watch this one. They again, I was doing something, they had it on. I was like, man, it's not good. Um I'd rather watch Once Upon a Time.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that was Mal and she was supposed to marry Bell and the B's kid.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, because I yeah, because I want to know the drama. I'm all I'm like, I'm like, why because I'm pissed off, right? I'm all like, why why is this kid giving orders? The king is right here. Oh, well, he gave up his his kingship to the son. I'm like, what the hell for? He's like 17, he don't know shit. You're gonna make him the king when you got the perfectly fine king that's right here. Like, I was just like some of the stupid decisions. It's like, man, it's like the same people who wrote Obi-Wan wrote this.
SPEAKER_03I mean, what the hell? We watched um the first smile movie too.
SPEAKER_07That movie was crappy as fuck. Yeah, I like that.
SPEAKER_04The second one wasn't that great, but the first one was fantastic. Yeah. Um wait, I didn't finish. My movie. My la the last movie I watched was today. Uh Hunger Games, rewatch, because the new one's coming out soon.
SPEAKER_03Except for the one with uh Snow White, I ain't watching that one. Payton. Yep. Straight up Hayton. Oh wait, what?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06There you go.
SPEAKER_04Okay, that's different. I'll watch the name now.
SPEAKER_06Like, there's only two people who ever make it all the way through the Hunger Games.
SPEAKER_07So like she's in the Hunger Games, so she's in the arena, so just hanging.
SPEAKER_06She's not and her name isn't Jennifer Lawrence, so people die.
SPEAKER_04I'm confused. Isn't what does that have to do with Jennifer Lawrence?
SPEAKER_07Her name's not Jennifer Lawrence. Right. So it would be only Jennifer Lawrence wins the Hunger Games.
SPEAKER_04My point, no, because PETA won also with her.
SPEAKER_06Uh that can't be Snow White, because they can only have one man, one male, and one female.
SPEAKER_04So No, they could only have one winner until Katniss and PETA they changed the rules, the whole love story thing, so they could try to get more audience uh thing. I just watched it, so that one I know I remember. So I'm glad you didn't ask me that. Sorry, that was the I wouldn't know. I was doing the point what is going on with Snow White that like why can't she live? Why can't she win the Hunger Game?
SPEAKER_06Because then then Jennifer Lawrence wouldn't be in the next one. That's not how it works, T.
SPEAKER_07And plus the one with Snow White takes place when uh President Snow's a kid. It's like Jennifer Lawrence's parents on the thing were born then.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's way pre-care. Yeah, like Snow's still needed knowledge. Does this have anything to do with this the the catness storyline then?
SPEAKER_07No, the new one coming out doesn't either. You don't have to watch shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it does. That one at least has Woody Harrelson's character.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but it happens before Hunger Games.
SPEAKER_04Right, but that's at least tied into it. There's a direct correlation because his character ends up being the mentor. That's what I'm saying. Is there any connection with the Snow White one?
SPEAKER_07Probably not. I don't think so. Okay. I mean a little bit. Without like spoilers for everything, but a little bit. Okay. That that one with Snow White actually ties into the rest of them. I will tell you that. Okay. No, all right.
SPEAKER_06Snow White does not die in the official The Hunger Games canon. I just like does it. Because Snow White die in the Hunger Games can't says the character Snow White appears exclusively in fan-created content in fandom wikis, where she is depicted as a tribute from District 12 who is killed by her stepmother or dies during the games, depending on the specific pattern fiction.
SPEAKER_07I don't want to look up the sentence, but I'll look up Hunger Game fanfic and fuck up my Google that way. It's fine. Okay.
SPEAKER_06I need to get past Magneto's butthole, but it's the Woody Harrelson character.
SPEAKER_04I liked him as a character, so the new one coming out, I'm like, I'm interested. I wasn't at first until I realized that that's the character he was playing. I was like, oh, that's Woody's character. Uh so cool. Um but yeah, but but knowing knowing old girl, if she dies in that, I'm like, okay, now I'm more motivated as well. And honestly, and if there's a tie-in to the rest of the story, there is it tells you why Snow is the way he is.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, see, I'm and I'm I'm totally I'm totally down for that. And that actually 100% ties in to the one coming out this year.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Yeah, see, that's that's fine.
SPEAKER_07And it's still a perfectly good movie. Snow White sucked because she sucks and the movie suck. But at least in this only she sucks, but the movie's still good.
SPEAKER_04Alright, see that that's a win. Uh I'm right. I'm alright with that. Um but yeah, I will tell you this much, and no surprise to y'all. I'm watching this movie, and I'm all like, where's where's Helena Bonham Carter? Ain't she in this movie? And they're like, nope, okay, wait, where's Jeffrey Wright? Ain't he in this movie? And I've all it's like, oh wait, I guess he's in Secretary.
SPEAKER_03You know who was in it though.
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SPEAKER_03Osha from uh the the Acolyte.
SPEAKER_07She was Rue, bruh. The little black room she was protecting. Yeah, that was her.
SPEAKER_04Wow. She she had she was so good. What happened to her? No, no, I'll give you credit for where it's due. It's like she was so good in this. What happened to her?
SPEAKER_03That's terrible. She got traumatized from being killed off. Man. You sure it was Osha though? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I thought maybe it was May. But either way.
SPEAKER_05Could have been her sister. Yeah, it was May. It wasn't Osha.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. You just blew Lou's mind, Jack.
SPEAKER_06The expression you gave Lou was fantastic. You were like, what?
SPEAKER_04No, because it's it was just surprising because Rue was played really well. So it's like, how do you go from young doing well to as you get older, you got worse? Like, how does that happen?
SPEAKER_07Because then you have pressure and expectations set upon yourself by yourself. When your little kids are fucking around. Yeah, with your program parents.
SPEAKER_04But I didn't I didn't IMDB this. But Jeffrey Wright and Carter, they're in the future movies, right? Yeah. Doesn't one of them take over for doesn't Helena Barner Carter take over for Elizabeth Banks? Or is it a whole new character?
SPEAKER_07I don't know.
SPEAKER_03I haven't watched them for a while.
SPEAKER_04Ah, it's not just me with the bad memory, so there.
SPEAKER_03It's not even that old. 2012 to 2015. Uh Jack's getting old.
SPEAKER_06Memory's going. Oh, there we go. What was it? Last week we had 192 umms uh 792 or something. Our podcast was 27 minutes.
SPEAKER_07And you know, it didn't actually sound that bad with all of it cut out. We still sounded pretty good. Oh, that's why. The the way it edited all together. And then also I tell it to take out the dead air too. So when we're just staring at each other or duke something shit up, it takes that out too. Guys, hang on.
SPEAKER_04Exactly. No, I will tell you this though. After after we were done last week, when I when I uh went upstairs, uh Ogirl was watching uh mid-June, like she was that far behind. Um and it was the cause I've seen the ones uh for the most part that you two have done without me. I've never seen one that I was in. And she was watching it, so I finished like the last 10 minutes with her, and then we watched like another hour almost uh of the next one. And that was the first time I had actually seen me on there. I was like, and then the episode was pretty funny. I'm like, damn, we're hilarious. Not not always, but we were the about it was the it was the one where where we were the whole Kathleen Kennedy and JJ Abrams, and and we kept circling back to it was JJ Abrams' fault or Kathleen. And I was like, oh my god, that shit was so funny. I also didn't realize I talked off the side of my mouth. I didn't know that was a thing. Um I get it from my dad. I did not know that because I always caught my dad doing that, and I was like, oh turns out I do the same thing. And it was like, oh cool.
SPEAKER_07As you sit there like this.
SPEAKER_04Yes, with the whole thing, just like it's like, man, I got all my dad's manner rooms and my mom's energy. It's like shit and attitude. Gotta get Lou a Kangle now. Oh no, we're not going that far. Come on now. As as he says as he shows up at Disneyland with a fucking Kangle.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_04Put put an Imperial insignia on it and Lou's wearing it.
SPEAKER_03Hear that, hear that, Disney?
SPEAKER_04Calling you out. Looking to buy some merch and you ain't got me covered. Uh but yeah, I think that was it. So Hunger, I'm trying to think of since last week. Those movies were on the background. Descendants, one, two, and three, Princess and the Frog. I don't think any other animated movies were in the background. And then yeah, we watched Hunger Games that ended about 7.30 tonight, my time. And we started part two and then uh came up here after about 45 minutes. So yeah, or came down here after about 45 minutes. That was it, dudes. I I just haven't had the time, you know. Uh I've got a move, I've got a meeting Monday, meeting Thursday. I might have a chance Tuesday to go see something, but scheduling is just difficult. Oh girls off at 7.30, so it's like you're not we were not catching a Tuesday movie till eight, home at 11, unless it's the Odyssey, home at 12 or 1. So it's like, man, movies are gonna be a little difficult to do. It's like it's like, oh, cool, I'm gonna go watch this in December. It's like you have 14 credits. So I'm like, oh shit.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Lou's take one of all the homies to doomsday.
SPEAKER_04Right. Right. Look, look, look, no, y'all, I got I got it. I got it. Just buy me a squishy.
SPEAKER_06We won't have to hear about Lou how many more movies he's gonna watch before he gets to diamond status because he won't ever get there again after this. Dude.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you know what? That's weird you say that though, because when I looked up my thing, it said that I already had it through 2028 as well. I'm like, that's not true. I qualified for 2027. How does it say it expires in December 28? So somebody screwed up, maybe this was a couple months ago, so I haven't looked it up since. But I'm like, we'll have to look at mine.
SPEAKER_03My phone's over here on the on the bed.
unknownI can't.
SPEAKER_03It's like my picture. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05My amazing picture you guys got.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but you're not you're not wrong though, dude.
SPEAKER_05Uh it'll be one of these things where I'm gonna have to watch well well no, I'll probably get if it's good, I'll get multiple viewings of uh Star Wars, so that'll help that'll help out.
SPEAKER_06I need to I did watch Mortal Kombat 2 this week, again. So I've officially watched that more than Raise the Skywalker, so I got that going for me.
SPEAKER_07That's on my list. I just I'm like, you know, one day when I come out to the casino to do shit, I'll put it on and I'll watch it. But I haven't done it yet.
SPEAKER_02I didn't.
SPEAKER_07I watched uh a couple episodes of X-Men 97.
SPEAKER_04And then that might be next weekend's watch, just binge that.
SPEAKER_07Then I put uh solo on, play in the background while I farted around.
SPEAKER_06I got uh Reacher premiered this weekend with week.
SPEAKER_04So I watched oh man, I'm behind the last time three and two.
SPEAKER_06Season four. I saw the first two.
SPEAKER_04I saw the first okay, so I'm only behind one season. That's not bad.
SPEAKER_06I think Lanterns came on too. Yeah, Lanterns came out tonight.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, Lantern started today.
SPEAKER_06Uh and then the companion series to Reacher Negli is coming out uh wait in a couple weeks.
SPEAKER_04Oh I'm backing up. Is Lanterns uh binge or is it weekly?
SPEAKER_06Weekly. Okay. Weekly.
SPEAKER_04I gotta imagine HBO Max.
SPEAKER_06It'll be binge for you when we tell you it's done. Okay, sounds good.
SPEAKER_03Uh that that's again, that's uh HBO, right? 'Cause they have all the WB stuff. Yeah. Alright. Fine. So many shows.
SPEAKER_04So many shows. I don't really watch a lot of those. Old Girl does though. But for me, it's like a lot of shows, not a lot of motivation. It's like, I don't like watching that. It's like, I don't think I watch that much. Even this week, it was like, ooh, we we finally had what Saturday to ourselves for the first time in a while. It's like, oh, you want to watch whatever? And I can't remember what it was, like Devil Wars Prada 2 or something.
SPEAKER_03It was like, no, I'm not really in the mood to watch my life. Yeah, I was. Yeah, definitely.
SPEAKER_07I mean, good for you for not just hiding out in the in the basement, though. That's true. You could have. Yeah, I could have.
SPEAKER_04I can't the only reason I came down to the basement during that time was to actually like pack up some eBay stuff. You know, I had actually stuff to do down here. It wasn't a whole I need to avoid all y'all. It's like, nope, I'm gonna stay right here. I'm gonna be fine.
SPEAKER_07Right in front of you. In front of everybody. You all gonna know why I'm pissed.
SPEAKER_04I dare a motherfucker to look at me. I ain't gonna lie though. This shit was funny that everybody was like, uh, you know what, we're gonna do our own thing. He's over there in the in the dining room playing, doing his magic, his daily wins that he needs to do. And uh we're we're just we're just gonna sit, we're gonna do our own thing and leave him me. And it was time to go to bed. It was like, okay, I'm going to bed. Okay, love you, good night. And that's it. There was usually, hey, what time do you come to bed? Or when do you think you're gonna just nope?
SPEAKER_03It was okay, I'm going to bed, love you, good night. Going to bed. But yeah. I was I ooh, so in a mood, so in a mood.
SPEAKER_04But you know how y'all know how I am, though. I'm more reactive than anything. So if the if I don't step on a uh freaking Cheerio or whatever Fruit Loop, uh if I don't there's not a damn book on the floor, I wouldn't have said anything. I would have had a long day, I would have still not wanted to be bothered so I could wind down, but I wouldn't have had the attitude that went with it. It was just like, and it's not like these are hard things, right? Why is there a book on the dining room floor? That makes zero sense.
SPEAKER_07I mean the fruit would have made my guess. Like you might not have seen it, right? Like it's a legit, I don't know like what your floor looks like. Maybe it blends in, it's not somewhere somebody goes a lot. Wood floor, red fruit loop, light wood.
SPEAKER_04But here's the thing. I would have been less pissy about the fruit loop if not for the book thing. The fruit loop would have been like, are uh alright. Oh, you know, okay, sometimes you see you're pouring something, you hit the bowl, I know how it bounces out. Yeah, yeah, you don't you don't always know when stuff fall fell. It would not have bothered me as much if not for the damn book. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03There is no excuse for the book whatsoever. So it was like, whatever. Man, for real.
SPEAKER_06Not through loops, though, because you just stepped right on that motherfucker. Charlie Air. Now it's all crushed, so now you gotta vacuum it.
SPEAKER_07You gotta get the Dustbuster out.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_07You know what?
SPEAKER_04Funny enough, no, it just stuck to my sock. So it was it was the you know, the curve of your foot, so it wasn't the whole weight of it, so it was barely the curve of my foot, but enough to stick and it wasn't even like it was any kind of anything on it, it just stuck to my sock sock and it was like What the are you and then my and then it went
Home Life Stress And The Fruit Loop Incident
SPEAKER_04from why is there a book in here? And then five minutes later, who has cereal today? And then it was the whole nobody has cereal. I was like, And then I honestly I didn't really go off. It was just like, who had nobody had cereal? I'm like, nobody has cereal? It's like, no, I made pancakes or whatever it was. I didn't pancakes, so we didn't have cereal. I'm like, how about for lunch?
SPEAKER_06We made cereal with Fruit Loops. What's the problem? We had Fruit Loop pancakes.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we had Fruit Loop pancakes. What the hell? Again, to be fair though, it could have been a piece that fell a week ago and just bouncing around by because it was behind a trash can and then got kicked out because somebody moved the trash can. It's gonna be all types of reasons. But all I know is I really do know that I would not have been as pissed if it wasn't for the book that triggered everything.
SPEAKER_05So lessons learned.
SPEAKER_04But I will tell you this. Oh yeah, because I because now every little thing was setting me off. Uh uh uh yesterday, yesterday morning, all the little shit that I've been uh uh kind of uh nitpicking about, all that shit got taken care of. It was like, oh, let me not be the one to trigger this motherfucker today. So stuff in the garage that need to be done for like two months, done. Stuff in the dining room by the desk, done.
SPEAKER_06It's like like all that got if you don't think in December I'm not bringing a bag of fruit loops to go for lead a trail from your door to the kitchen at the timeshare.
SPEAKER_03I mean, man. I'm pretty sure my little hand vac is small enough to fit in my carry-on luggage.
SPEAKER_04We are good.
SPEAKER_06I just get woken up at four in the morning. Damn it, this prank back fires so badly on me. Right, Duke's gonna bring it up.
SPEAKER_07Oh, you're up? Let's go get in line at a rope drop.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I just got the shower in. Let's go. Like now that you now that you're up. It's like, yeah, that works. No, for real, he's gonna bring a book. He's not even reading it, he's gonna bring it just to drop it at the damn table. Drop it on the floor.
SPEAKER_03Drop it on the floor at the table. Oh, man.
SPEAKER_06I'm just gonna be like the worst cat ever. Just like Lou's gonna be like, don't do it.
SPEAKER_03Do it! Don't do it. Louis's gonna be like, I'll sleep on the floor at the Disney Hotel, it's fine. Yeah. It it would be.
SPEAKER_04What else? You gotta watch anything else or anything else from D23? Did we even finish the D23 story? Any all the time. I mean, I think that was really it for D23.
SPEAKER_07A lot of stuff at um the some of the memes say D23 could have been an email.
SPEAKER_06But I think some of the uh the Doomsday, the the Doomsday and the uh Ahsoka Season 2 uh pavilion part was pretty cool.
SPEAKER_07And then um the Lucasfilm Pavilion on the floor and they have the loaf balls, those are cool. The baby loaf balls.
SPEAKER_04But those look cool. Those those did look cool.
SPEAKER_07You got a bug or something, Lou?
SPEAKER_04No, I'm I'm trying. I you know, my you know how I get sometimes, uh, you know, dog with a bone. Uh I'm hearing the people like the the I'm hearing the girls walk upstairs because um uh O'Gro and middle child, right? It's like it's like is that a fruit loop just bounced? Um so I you know the plumbing some in the basement, so you get the plumbing lines and everything. But then I was thinking, how is this place even held up? I'm like, where are the foundation beams? I'm like, oh, there they are. That's how that's what I was looking for. I was like, you know, just little things that cross your mind in the middle of a pod. You know, how's the house not falling down on everybody? And like, oh, there's a fan of the code. I'm like, okay, there's an I there's an I-beam. Yeah, because I was like, I was like, where's the I-beam and where's the okay, okay, okay, we're good. But yeah, but because you hear the creaks, and I was like, oh, they're gonna fall, it's just gonna fall on me.
SPEAKER_07Louie's just gonna disappear one day because turn this other rainbow screen.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, exactly. Technical difficulties.
SPEAKER_06Technical difficulties.
SPEAKER_04Man, imagine these kids don't even know what that's about. They don't know that TV went off. It's like what TV turned off? Like, yeah, you couldn't watch TV because it was fucking Rainbow Network for a while.
SPEAKER_03Yep. And then the Indian dude came on. Yep. Man.
SPEAKER_04That shit's funny though, because I was like thinking, I don't know why that crossed my mind, but it crossed my mind a little while ago, and I was like, man, they these kids have no idea what no TV is. There's a there was a time frame where you just did not get TV. You had to entertain yourself so much.
SPEAKER_07Sometimes everybody slept. Nobody actually had 24-hour jobs back then. Everybody in the whole country was just happening at the time.
SPEAKER_04Yep, at the same time. Ain't no joke. That's wild. But yeah, so me look, yeah, that the bug was earlier. I took care of the little flying thing earlier because I don't do flying bugs. So yeah, I destroyed his ass. Um give me uh fucking aqua net and a boss. Phrasing. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03I don't know, man. Flying bugs. You gotta put the uh what does he say on the uh soundboard? I don't know that one. What's that from? Duke, what's that from?
SPEAKER_06Uh there's a meme where the guy uh what did he say? And then he says it like really high pitched at the end when he said so.
SPEAKER_07Okay, the place I get all my stuff from, it has all that stuff on there.
SPEAKER_03Gotcha. Um yeah. Busy week. I mean again, being sick a couple days sucked. Um but other than that, straightforward week, busy week though.
SPEAKER_04Man, I now I'm like I I'm still thinking like movies, I don't even know if like nothing stands out right now or like, ooh, I want to watch this. Like even Odyssey could be streaming right now, and it'd be like, yeah, I'll watch it whenever. There's like no excitement for well, Doomsday, there's excitement for Doomsday. I'll I'll definitely say that.
SPEAKER_03Uh also I just put that clip in the uh chat for you, Lou. Okay. Did they drop the Starfighter trailer yet? No, no.
SPEAKER_04Still Shaky Buttcam.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Well, I saw like a pretty good quality one of it on like the e News YouTube channel, which was kind of wild because it was e News. I was like, wait.
SPEAKER_07Um e News Pirates? That's cool. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Well it was on it was under their it was under their shorts. So I got to see the whole thing, which was pretty cool. You got to see under their shorts? Dirty. What? Ew. Gross. He's still doing it. Let's see if it's still up or if it if they took it down.
SPEAKER_04Uh I can't believe he's still doing that show. Whatever show that was. Entertainment Tonight or something.
SPEAKER_07Entertainment tonight. Access Hollywood something? Yeah, whatever, whatever he was doing.
SPEAKER_04See, that type of dead air is what the computer is going to get rid of. Yeah. It's gone. Here comes a footmark.
SPEAKER_06Here comes the dead air we were just talking about. Uh I know, huh? So much pressure. Shorts.
SPEAKER_04It's like can you just look in your history? You you watched it.
SPEAKER_06The shorts are weird. The shorts don't come up like in a in a traditional like in YouTube history? I'm assuming. Yeah, they don't show up the same like a regular video. So that's that's weird. At least for me they don't. So I don't know. I don't watch the video. I think I did something that like separated out the shorts and and I fucking hate the shorts don't have dates on them. So like I can't actually tell if this is in order or not. Like frustrating. Alright, if I find it, I'll send it to you guys later. Coco.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Other than missing uh school for uh a movie the night before. How was the first week of school? Tired.
SPEAKER_07Little one's bus schedule's all fucked up, so I've had to take her to school. My wife has to leave early to pick her up from school because they get out at the same time. Oh dang. Allegedly her bus is gonna pick her up tomorrow, so we'll see.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I did see I did see some news about that and how they're like, yeah, we fixed this and this and like, yeah, bullshit.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Y'all got problems.
SPEAKER_07Um but even at work it wasn't that bad. There weren't like a whole bunch of fights or anything going on, so that was good.
SPEAKER_04Alright. You got any trips coming up soon? You've been quiet on your end. I mean, uh granted, I know I understand uh the the the Comic Con trip was only a month ago, not even, but nothing on the schedule uh don't and other until January. Nope. Well, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Well no, December, November, okay. The cruise. Oh, I thought that was January.
SPEAKER_04And that's the other.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. There's like three of them or something. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Right? It's like every other it's like two in January and then the big one in November.
SPEAKER_07Right? Um, no. But I am hankering for a Disney trip soon, so maybe in a week or two.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I was gonna say. Uh, what do we got coming up? Oh no, holiday weekend, that'd be bad. I was gonna say Labor Day, but no, you don't want to go on the on the holiday weekend.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it looks like they took it down.
SPEAKER_05I don't see it's not popping up anymore for me. So Lucas Film copyrighted them.
SPEAKER_04You know, here's the crazy concept. Just drop it yourself and don't have to worry about it. Yeah. Never understood that. What is the point of holding back on that?
SPEAKER_07Don't you want to get hype for it? Let's go.
SPEAKER_06Now, if you want to put a clip, if you want to do an exclusive clip just for D23 people, sure, but fucking drop a trailer. Yeah, I mean, you dropped all the rest of your trailers.
SPEAKER_04Like it was for that first doomsday one. That first doomsday one was the one they showed earlier in the year, and it was like, oh, it's the same damn one. I I I'm with you though. If you are at D23 and they want to give you an exclusive thing that they are not gonna show to anybody else, by all means um do that.
SPEAKER_07But look at a trailer, though. That's stupid.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I agree. Do do do like it did with Iron Man. Get give give him an eight-minute scene. Yeah. Assuming a scene is done, you know, that's the other side of that coin, too.
SPEAKER_06Well, they've had uh I saw something a couple days ago where uh like on HBO Max's YouTube channel you could watch like the first ten minutes of the lantern show. But I was like, no, I'm gonna wait until the show comes. Like I already knew I was gonna watch the show, so I was like, I don't want to do anything for the convincing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that wouldn't do anything. And I'm not that big of a Green Lantern fan that I have to the ten minutes will do anything. Starfighter, done.
SPEAKER_06Over and over again. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Do you guys see the uh potential spoiler rumor thing for lanterns?
SPEAKER_07I don't want to say I don't want to say it if it if it's they did say that the first episode has a very surprise ending.
SPEAKER_04Okay. If the Okay, yeah. Okay. And then that case probably is.
SPEAKER_06Lou, we'll let you know next week. Right?
SPEAKER_04Um Yeah, that that'll work.
SPEAKER_07Uh or I'm sure it's all right. I did hear about somebody dying.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_07Okay. Yeah, I did hear that one then.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_07All right. Is it true? I don't know.
SPEAKER_04I'm hearing that ago
Trailer Drops Lanterns Spoilers And DC Strategy
SPEAKER_04I go look on Twitter and find out, except it's all Hayden Penetary news.
SPEAKER_07Well, she's way cuter than any of the lanterns, so I don't know.
SPEAKER_06Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know. Guy Gardner's haircut's pretty sexy, though.
SPEAKER_04He has uh 308 followers or something on his uh Oh, according according to my first typing, I just typed in Lanners on Twitter. The first thing that popped up, uh that rumor is true.
SPEAKER_03Oh there you go.
SPEAKER_04But I mean, obviously I it managed to make it. That would make sense.
SPEAKER_07So for those two, it seemed like they were investigating something, so that would make sense to kick off the show.
SPEAKER_04Mm-hmm. And then it lead yeah, yeah. It's like, alright, I I just I'm not gonna knock it off that first. If what is is saying is saying happened, okay, play it out, and let's see how we got there. Yeah. So I'm curious, but yeah, it was like somebody was like, uh-oh.
SPEAKER_03Somebody else. Oh wow, lantern is really, really bad. That's I've heard good things, I've heard bad things. You know how everything is. Yeah, it's like what are you doing?
SPEAKER_07Everybody's in a hate mood after Supergirl. They they all want to hate everything that comes out of DC now, so just because Supergirl was mid. If not worse than mid.
SPEAKER_04I mean, uh box office-wise. As a movie itself, I uh yeah, the book as a movie itself, yeah, it was it was fine. And mid mid's probably the best phrase, but it was like it was fine. Um but dude, the movie was crude.
SPEAKER_06We have seen much worse we have worse. We have seen much worse superhero. Yeah, worse. Uh we have seen superhero movies in the past like five years.
SPEAKER_07There should be more worse movies out.
SPEAKER_06Right. Like Ant-Man Montaminia was significantly worse, in my opinion, than Supergirl was. Not to me it wasn't.
SPEAKER_04Really? I put them on the same level. I put them on the same level. I was still entertained by both, neither one was fantastic.
SPEAKER_06So Lobo was significantly better than uh Modoc. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay, that part that part is probably true. Uh, but at least Modoc had a role.
SPEAKER_03Uh Lobo did not. He did not need to be in that movie.
SPEAKER_06So it's like it was Jason Mo it was Jason Momo, so it's fine.
SPEAKER_04I mean, yeah, there's that. But but yeah, man, it was like DCU, like I said, DCU screwed. They're gonna cancel their Wonder Woman TV show.
SPEAKER_06I mean, they've already canceled andor paused like the majority of their stuff.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, all their stuff. It's like, just just tell us you're firing James Gunn without telling us you're firing James Gunn. And they're gonna start over again.
SPEAKER_07Well, why are we gonna get a Jimmy Olsen show over a Waller show? Waller would be way more entertaining.
SPEAKER_04I agree. I'm like, how do Waller get canceled? I mean, I don't even understand how Wonder Woman got canceled. Uh well, obviously not Wonder Woman.
SPEAKER_06You mean Wonder Woman or do you mean the Paradise Fun?
SPEAKER_04Paradise Lost is basically the Wonder Woman show, and it got canceled. Waller, cancel. Um anything, I think the only thing that's that's like lot, like I said, the Jimmy Olson and then the Creature Commando season two.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. And then maybe Booster Gold, which is being re- That one is still up in the air. Yeah, that one's still up in the air. Yeah, being refreshed. Swamp Man, Swamp Thing, movie camps. They're losing their shit. Well, I I kind of understand in a way because they don't know how because they don't know how things are gonna pan out with the merger and all that kind of stuff.
SPEAKER_04I mean like I said, plus you have gun behind two movies that did not do well. So it's like, okay, uh, so they're smart to wait, and it's like, okay, we're gonna let you finish the next Superman movie, and we're gonna go from there because this is garbage.
SPEAKER_06I was uh watching one of the my one of my YouTube guys was um he was talking about how he thinks like the he if you're gonna do a reset of an entire universe that you go back to your core characters. So like if they're gonna I mean in a way Marvel is doing that. What was the original way back in the day? What was the first kind of official Marvel Marvel movie was X-Men, right? That kicked all of this off, right? You could make an argument that Spider-Man, but Spider-Man isn't owned by Disney fully. So this is their first, they control a hundred percent of what this looks like. So if you're gonna reset it, just go back to the beginning, right? If you're gonna reset DC, you gotta have your big three, you gotta have Wonder Woman, you gotta have Batman, you gotta have Superman all established before you start throwing in these weird and TV shows, I think, can be the exception. You want to do a Creatures Commando TV show, which is tangently related, sure. But as far as your tent pole movies, having Superman being followed up really quickly with Supergirl, but not having established that you're resetting the entire universe, I think is problem is part of the problem, right? Because you had the soft reboot of Suicide Squad, which again, when you just had a Suicide Squad with some of the same characters and uh same actors, you know, within a couple of years of each other. It wasn't like the that the Suicide Squad came out 15 years ago, you know, and then you come out with another Suicide Squad movie with again the same actors, right? Like some of the same actors doing the same roles. Like that's that's the hard part, is they they're trying to do this like we're resetting the universe kind of sorta a little bit, but we're not doing a full I I feel like after uh Secret Wars that we're never gonna see Chris Evans play Captain America again, we're never gonna see uh Mark Ruffalo play the Hulk again, right? Like I feel like they're going to boom, everything from this point forward is brand new, right? Um and and I'm I mean, I'm good with that. Like if if they can land it, if they can make it where they're like, okay, we are not relying on the old guard anymore. Like this is Their swan song. This is 100% gonna be their swan song. Cool. I'm I'm for it, right? Like, as much as I love Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, Chris Evans is Captain America, I'm also okay with them moving on to somebody else.
SPEAKER_04Well, they already moved on from Chris Evans as Captain America. We got black Captain America now.
SPEAKER_06I'm saying Captain America, Captain America. OG Captain America, right? Like wow, racist much? Dang. Yes.
SPEAKER_04Wow. He will not acknowledge a black Captain America. You hear that, folks?
SPEAKER_07There's Captain America and there's Captain America. Captain America, yeah. Captain America.
SPEAKER_04Like Captain Crunch. It's Captain Merrick. Captain Merrick right there. Pledge legions.
SPEAKER_07No, I'm with you, Dean. They can you know, like let's focus on the the X-Men a little bit more for a little while.
SPEAKER_04I mean, they probably should. They already I mean they're they're they they're gonna be able to, in theory, get everybody off uh the the the timeline in a way that they need to to bring in whomever. Although it does seem like they're going away from that girl power thing they were doing where they're taking away all the original people and making them female uh or the kids or whatever. It's like, alright. The funny thing is most of that's legit. Yeah, my like, you know, Ironheart, that's a legit comic character, nobody liked that comic character, but it's a legit uh Hawkeye, new Hawkeye being a girl, okay. It's like all this stuff is totally legit. It's just the fans just I mean I guess when you write shit, this is what happens. Write a better story. Why is this so hard? Ever. Ever. Ever. And it's like, but you can't write uh you can't write her a good story? Come on, come on, y'all.
SPEAKER_07She had a good story. The whole stuff with uh Elena was amazing. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Those two need to be a movie story. To be fair, anything with Yelena in it is is amazing. This is true.
SPEAKER_04You guys see that article about that where like uh the original Black Widow was for boys and the new Black Widow is for girls. Mm-hmm. I was like, huh. I could see that. I don't think it's true. Not on purpose anyway, but I could see that.
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SPEAKER_04You know how it is. If you want to find if you want something, you can find you dig hard enough, you will find whatever fucking thing you need to back up your own story. But uh but yeah, I'm with you. It's like I'm not I'm not crying over either one of them. I want them both. It's like sister sandwich, let's do this. And they can even hook up because they're not blood sisters. Exactly. They're not blood sisters, it's fine. I mean, if they were blood sisters, I don't know if I'd mind. Whatever, that's up to them.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's between them.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's that's their business. That ain't mine. Uh hell yeah. You know, mom, daughter, mom, grandma, you know, generation sandwich, it's all good, whatever.
SPEAKER_07I mean, their mom was hot too, so I wouldn't say no to Roman Wice either.
SPEAKER_04Mom was hot too. Yeah. That that's that's a threesome that needs to be happening right there. I mean, Dickie's. You know what turned into, fuck it. Right.
SPEAKER_07I mean of their dad. Did you guys see the trailer for uh Violet Night 2? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh no. There's the Santa Claus one?
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Hell yeah. Oh, wait, is it the prequel?
SPEAKER_07Are we gonna figure out how he got to how it's a sequel because he gets taken off of the good list so he loses his powers and he killed all them dudes? And then he becomes uh and then becomes a regular Mal Santa. No, and then Kristen belts his wife and she comes in and kills people for him. Yep.
SPEAKER_03Okay. And MJF the wrestlers in it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07I'll actually watch this one in the theater. I didn't watch the first one in the theater. I'll go to the theater. I don't know. I think I downloaded it, but I don't think I watched the first one. I think we did a two. The first one is amazing. Yeah, we did a two down. It's John Wick and Home Alone with Santa.
SPEAKER_05It was so funny.
SPEAKER_06I will check it out. I think I have it. I think I have it available.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I didn't know that honestly a second one was coming out. But when the first one ended, I do I do remember leaving the theater and I and I looked over at old girl and I was all like, I want a prequel on how he became this. Still not getting it, but that's okay. That's a third movie.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, that's what the third one is. Uh take it back in the day.
SPEAKER_04I'd be fine with that. What?
SPEAKER_06Um Miller became a Did you see the did you guys see the Did you guys see the trailer for Primetime? The one where Robert Pattinson is playing uh Chris Hansen? Yep. That looks fucking that's like a I think that's gonna be like a complimentary piece to Nightcrawler. You remember the Nightcrawler with um Jake Dylan Hall? Jake, yeah, Jake Gyllenhaal. Like I when I was watching that, I was a hundred percent what I was feeling like through that whole trailer was like wait a second.
SPEAKER_07This is one of those Did they already do a documentary with Chris Hansen? Yeah, but that was like an actual documentary. This one's a movie.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Uh Jack, did you see the trailer for Other Mommy? Yes, got an audio. That shit's fucking creepy as fuck. I'm like, nope. I want to watch that. I'm like No. You don't. Nope. I don't think I heard that one.
SPEAKER_07Uh she likes Coraline, and in Coraline, when she goes into the the other world, it's um other mother. I'm like, it's not gonna be like Coraline, homegirl.
SPEAKER_06Nope. The person who made it is James Wan. And guess what? He is not about Coraline, he's about making sure that you don't
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SPEAKER_06survive the trap that you're put in. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, I don't think I've heard anything. Well, again, not going to the movies in a couple couple weeks in Spider-Man, that'll do that. Um I'm too cheap to pay full price for that movie Saturday when I have time.
SPEAKER_06That movie looks creepy as shit. I don't know.
SPEAKER_07Like I'm um oldest did want to um watch Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miyamasa. So we'll see that next week.
SPEAKER_06Uh the person who was playing Sylvester Stallone and I play Rocky looks exactly like that He does. It's fucking creepy.
SPEAKER_07Like it's very AI frickin' stuff or something.
SPEAKER_06I'm really happy that I'll be able to go back to doing my trailer list for uh just Lou now. Right.
SPEAKER_07Because usually it was like nope, seen it, seen it, seen it. Yeah. I'm like, oh, this is all new to me. Lou, you know there's another Jumanji coming out?
SPEAKER_04I I did I did learn that during Spider-Man. And I I love that trailer.
SPEAKER_03That that that looked good. I was laughing a lot during that trailer. Oh man.
SPEAKER_06I think Street Fighter is gonna be amazing.
SPEAKER_04I I yeah, that was I saw that one a while ago, but yeah, that one I'm uh Matchbox the movie? No. I I was like, uh first of all, I thought it was a Hot Wheels movie, and second of all, I was all like, did Matchbox get bought out by Hot Wheels or other way around? I think they did. Yeah, I think it did happen, and then I was all like, I don't know why this needs a movie, but okay. I have to wear my trucker hat to go watch that. With the mesh back. I might have to go get oh yeah, mesh back for sure. But that poofy shit up front, get that poofy action up front and the mesh in the back. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_06Uh Jack, you said you're excited about the new Resident Evil, right? Yeah. I mean it's the dude that made weapons, so fuck yeah. But it looks very different from all the other things.
SPEAKER_07They're even Resident Evil, right? On the same topic. They did show us like 10 minutes of it at Comic-Con. Okay. But they did not put it on the internet. So there you go. And what would you take away from that? It looked creepy as hell. So the main character is like a courier. I don't know if it's only organs or what, but he gets tagged like, hey, I need you to take this to the hospital, to this hospital. And so he's looking at it's like, oh, raccoon city, and you're like, Aw, you fuck now, bruh. Yep, you have no idea. So he goes and there's like a flipped over car, like a cop car or something. So he's like, Oh, let me go check on them. No, you don't do that shit when you're going to Raccoon City, bruh. And then zombie hilarity ensues, and there's blood and guts everywhere.
SPEAKER_04Is that a different movie than a different trailer that I saw where somebody transporting in Oregon? Like somebody's protecting somebody to transport in Oregon.
SPEAKER_06Well, you on Pornhub when you were watching the other trailer.
SPEAKER_07No, if he was on the Pornhub, he wouldn't have been cranky all weekend.
SPEAKER_06That's true. That's true. I would not have been. It depends.
SPEAKER_04But I saw a trailer like a month or so ago, and it was basically an organ being transported. Um and people were not going to be able to do that. I don't know.
SPEAKER_07Maybe that was in the trailer for resume. I d I don't know 100%. Lou, I'll we'll send you a trailer list.
SPEAKER_06I'll get you a trailer list this week and we'll try to do it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you know. It's been a couple months. We need trailers next week. That'll be fun. Especially since uh I'll be new for Mrs.
SPEAKER_07Man just preseason, don't my care. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06Man, I I I will tell you though, fucking fuck MetLife's turf. Fuck it into the fucking bowels of hell. The fact that I won't get to see Jamal Adams be awesome this year because the turf monster got him is fucking shitty. Down with his. Yeah, he's an undrafted free agent, but he's he has a really good chance of making the team.
SPEAKER_04That would be funny though. I'd be like, oh guys, he went to Tennessee Tech. Come on. You got how do you not know that?
SPEAKER_06So two weeks. Two weeks from now, when we do the cut down to 50 players, Jack and I will go through the list and find out from Lou if they're gonna make the team or not. I'm not doing 90 players. That'll take that'll be a six-hour podcast.
SPEAKER_04Good lord, no. You know what's funny? I my keeper league this year, uh, I don't have good keeps. So I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna use this year to F off. I'm only gonna have all USC players on my team. It's like F it. It's a two-quarterback league. I'm gonna have Caleb Williams and Sam Darnold. Uh you know, all my receiver, well, there's a lot of good receivers, let's be real. So between uh the Sun God and I'm on Ross St. Brown, Drake London, Jordan Addison, uh Jacoby Lane, you know, there I was like, I was like, okay, I can I can get some USC receivers. Running backs, uh maybe. Uh Mark, whatever, from Texans. It's like not too many running backs in the league, but like whatever. But I was like, fuck it. Let's have fun with this league this year. It's only a $40 league, who cares? Right?
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SPEAKER_07Lou has a job now. Fuck $40. Exactly.
SPEAKER_04I'm in a $200 league with Bill's friend, so F it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06It's an hour and we're guys just so you know, we're in an hour and 50 minutes according. And and the win when it gets published, it'll be 37 minutes. Probably. We'll see.
SPEAKER_07Guys, have a good week. Maybe trailers, maybe football, maybe who knows all of it.
SPEAKER_06Maybe definitely autism. Definitely autism. Definitely.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, definitely, definitely autism. That definitely no matter what.
SPEAKER_06All right, gents. Have a good week. Thanks for listening. Like, subscribe, tell your friends and your enemies. Especially your enemies.
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