What better way to celebrate the holidays than with bad covers, brazen adultery and a little bit of country sunshine.

It's been a long time since we had to watch something this bad. But at least we're not Tom.

Jane Seymour's floating accent, Bert Convey's terrible magazine management and hey, Julie's got man trouble again, even on land.

We got screwed out of a Christmas episode again, but at least your teacher isn't smooching your mom.

It was the best of storylines, it was the worst of storylines. Plus old man boxing!