"It's just like it goes to sleep. When it gets some air, it awakens again. People might forget about it for a while. But you know, it's always burning down there somewhere."- Connie Dunkle, New Straitsville Historian. 

"Others emerged from the light, shadow, and sound of a lonely wood. Others are straight-out lies, cousins to the tall tale, spun by frontiersmen, woodsmen, cowboys, and carnival sharps to prank the tenderfoot and pass the time. All are part of ...

"If the Lord puts something on you and wants you to do it, you better do it. I fear the Lord." - Jimmy Harston (creator of the HELL IS REAL billboard)

This episode was written by Weird Tales Legend Clark Ashton Smith. For those unfamiliar with his work, the quote that I think best sums up his general vibe was one said by fellow author and critic L. Sprague de Camp. de Camp said of Smith that ...

!!! It's our fourth of july spooktacular !!! In this episode, a group of friends go on an all-American vacation! They experience nature, rednecks, guns, and of course, fireworks!