Distractions
Episodes
118 episodes
Brunette Erasure
It's 2026 and we're...back? Aliens. Ice Dancing. Where's Nancy? Is Coach Shah Edgar Linton?
Mormal
We're back! The gals chat booktok, ballerina farm, weird massages, and Mal's new podcast
Don't Spoil the Beans
The gals resurface to chat all kinds of things! Sourdough, Newsies, electrolysis.(This was recorded before the recent Kate Middleton news or else that's all we would be talking about)
She Bangs
Big dump of an update! The gals talk nails, straight As, Naked Attraction, and cervixes.
Swing Away, Merrill
Woo hoo the gals are checking in! And it's a doozy, cause have you guys heard about these aliens?!
Dad in the Dorm
Wow we're back for our quarterly check in! Drew's on the picket line, Brenna's talking cults, and Mallory is TERRIFIED of AI.
Mr. Mold
We're back?? Drew sees Titanic, Brenna's done with winter, and Mallory has a busy Valentines day.
Tortleneck
It's the new year and we're trying!! Brenna gives us her expert rundown on Spare, Mallory has a new car, and Drew can't stop thinking about those Pandoran whales.
Shrew Groove
We're back after a long time! We talk aging, makeup and being forced to marry Kocoum.
Mamma Mia The Queen is Dead
You know we had to weigh in on the queen! Also Jersey Boys, candy, and diarrhea.
Dearth
Wow, we're back after a big break. We of course discuss periods, vacation limits, skunks, TikTok, and a very creamy Girl, no. And remember, if you're doing good, you're not paying attention!
Summer Mommin'
Wow we're back?? Talking about carnivals, jury duty, and how we would discipline Prince Louis.
Unexpected Foot
The gals discuss public transit, Robert Pattinson fan letters, and of course Evans.
The Butcher of Baker
Hear Mallory get her nut milker live on the air as the gals discuss customer service interactions, stranger danger, and diarrhea (of course).
The Hundo
Well guys, we made it. 100 episodes! We look back on our three years of podcasting and read listener submitted Dealbreakers. Thanks for listening!
Dr. Doubtfire
The wibes are weird as we chat about Mal's search for a new doctor, Brenna's favorite age, and the internet's worst rabbit hole. We're sorry about the poop, guys.
Pervin' on Johnny
We're back and we're chatty! So many things to discuss including cocoons, sleepovers, Mandy Moore, bog mummies, and Sing 2. Yay!
Homesteader Era
We're back! And just like our foremothers, we're flopping into 2022.
There's a Gambler Down Here
The gals are back and limping across that 2021 finish line. Mal's current haunting, winter shoes, and humiliating moments are discussed.
Long Brockovich Days
Brenna's dogs are barking after a long week of single motherhood, Mal revisits her old college bathroom couch, and Drew's keeps up with her sexy neighbors.