Con Calma Podcast
Welcome to Con Calma Podcast, a show hosted by three cousins who share their experiences and insights on growing up as second-generation Latinos. Meet Alberto, also known as DJDIRTO, who brings his love for music and mixing to the table, Mike La Voz, who shares his funny stories and relatable topics, and Carlos, the elder statesman of the group, who brings wisdom and humor to the show.Every episode, we discuss relatable topics that we all can relate to, while sharing funny stories and lessons. We also have a segment called ”La Critica,” where Carlos shares his humorous critique of popular Latin music videos, pointing out what could be improved and why it does or doesn’t make sense.And for all the music lovers out there, we have a weekly/bi-weekly mix called ”La Mescla,” where we share the best Latin music with our listeners. Join us for a fun and insightful conversation on Con Calma Podcast.
Episodes
47 episodes
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 50 - Translate No Bueno
On this episode…We have a terrible idea… translating the songs we grew up on into English. Turns out, a lot of these “classics” are either unhinged, make zero sense, or lowkey wild when you actually understand what’s being said. We reall...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 48 - We Back!
On this episode…We’re back from the world’s longest “summer break” (was it a hiatus or were we just lazy?)—and we’re coming in HOT. Berto returns with a brand-new album and a fresh list of grievances about how impossible it is to release...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 47 - Planes, Piercings, and Lobsters
On this episode ...We’re back! After a little hiatus, the crew catches up on everything that’s gone down since the last episode with some technical difficulties. Berto shares the wild story of his trip to Australia—spoiler alert: three ...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 46 - The Latino Avengers
On this episode ...The boys are back and better than ever in a brand new studio! In this caliente episode of Con Calma Podcast, we’re diving headfirst into your fan-submitted questions – aka preguntas calientes....
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 45 - Papasito Get Your Elbows Up ... F**k Orange Man!
On this episode ...The boys are back! After a break, Berto and Carlos return with fresh stories from their travels—Berto’s adventures in Colombia and Carlos’ latest trip to Mexico. They dive into the chaos of driving in South America, t...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 44 - Feliz Ano Nuevo
On this episode ...In this festive and reflective episode, we dive into our Christmas celebrations and share some hilarious discoveries about our parents—especially when it comes to the unexpected tradition of gifting socks and underwea...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 43 - I No Speak English
On this episode ...We catch you up on everything we’ve been up to since our Orlando trip. Berto shares his experience as a guest on The Generous Degenerates podcast and the dumb keyboard warrior backlash he faced afterwards. Ca...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 42 - We Got Kicked Out of Canada
On this episode ... The three amigos take their annual golf trip to Orlando, where they catch up with the famous Twins of the family, Jose and Juan. We kick off with some airport security mishaps, including a crying baby and a run-i...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 41 - Why Don't I Get a Video Tribute?
On this episode ... We dive into Berto's newfound Chat GPT skills and how he's been using them. Carlos shares his strong dislike for old-fashioned donuts, while Berto defends his love for old-fashioned drinks—though he tends to use ...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 40 - Farm Olympics
On this episode ... We dive into our experience at the first-ever Couples Farm Olympics, where Mike and Berto are still feeling the aftermath in their aching muscles! We share stories about our partners, recap the event's winners, a...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep 39 - Art Ink Collective
On this episode ... We have a special guest, Tattoo Artist George Martinez, owner of Art Ink Collective. we get to know Jorge while tattooing Berto (a first for us - so you will hear it too) we discuss his upbringing in Colombia, l...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep38 - Remember Las Bollas?
On this episode ... We discuss Berto's annual Houseboat trip with his buddies and the need for deposits for next year. We also dive into the guys busy weeks and the frustration the Copa America brings. After a few weeks "Preguntas C...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep37 - Tribute to My Mom
On this episode ... We are back! after a tough month for the Con Calma Family and especially Alberto, the boys try and have some fun talking about the last months events. We discuss the funeral and special request Berto's mom had fo...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep35 - 50k Downloads! Mike says No you are wrong!
On this episode ... We are ready for a milestone celebration on the latest episode of the Con Calma Podcast! Join us as we hit a whopping 50k downloads! We dive into job security, with Mike sharing his insights and prov...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep34 - Do you not like to Perreando Mike?
On this episode ... In this episode, the 3 pendejos return with Carlos recounting his wild trip to Costa Rica, complete with monkey encounters, waterfall adventures, and silent dance parties, which Berto hates and his opinion on ran...
Con Calma Podcast – Ep33 – “Octopus Hotdogs”
On this episode ... What is the BEST Empanada? The 3 pendejos discuss the pros and cons of some of the different empanada choices we have available to us. We also have some commentary on our two “Florida Cuban” cousins and reminisce...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep32 - The Güera
On this episode ... We dive into why we have a NEW podcast intro song and trying to avoid the Marc Anthony lawyers. Mike reminisces about late night channels when we were kids as well as the creative names telenovelas a...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep31 - What the F is a Pes?
On this episode ... The 3 amigos discuss who is the "Latino Bob Marley," discuss the constant search for Latino cuisine on vacations, and we discuss topics like container homes and poorly translated Spanish songs. Additionally, we ...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep30 - El Caballo Es Blanco
On this episode ... Happy New Year!... the boys are back with a new episode.we discuss some different topics such as Golf, accents, some of our past trip stories, different meanings of certain words to different countries and w...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep29 - El Año Viejo
On this episode ... We present a special Mescla episode, featuring 2 hours of some of the best New Year’s Eve party songs from our childhood and also some newer hits to keep the new generation moving also!… From the Con Calma Team w...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep28 - ”The Monaco Effect”
On this episode ... The boys are back! On this episode we discuss our brief hiatus and what we have been up to. We chat about the new land of Curacao and how Mike hates the heat, we also discuss some "Temas Caliente" and how Barbie Celia...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep27 - Summer is Terminado
On this episode ... The boys are back together! On this episode we discuss our various summer activities and you can hear the sadness in our voice. We talk about Carlos’s new trend of window shopping food at restaurants, Bertos experienc...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep26 - The Generous Degenerates
Welcome to a Caliente episode of the Con Calma Podcast! In Episode 26, we've got a treat for you as we feature the funny, charismatic and one half of the generous degenerate podcast based out of Houston Texas – Mr. Juan Jimenez @the_generous_de...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep25 - ”Southside Ink”
On this episode …We talk to Angel Carrillo Co-owner and Tattoo Artist of Southside Ink Creative Studio - 3348 Lake Shore Blvd W, Toronto - @scs.to - Angel @acstudiox is one of the Toronto's well recognized urban street artists, his portf...
Con Calma Podcast - Ep24 - “The Beaded Blondie”
On this episode …We welcome back Robbbbyyynnn! @The_Beaded_Blondie … She comes on the show to talk about a new side hustle and what she has been up to … we also discuss the world of dating in 2023 and get some insight on the what is more...