City After Dark Season 2 Episode 7 The Chicken Dance

Next episode with Coryne & Francene 

When Miranda's friend Jeremy Fields, a reporter in London who is often flirtatious in their e-emails, visits New York Miranda is happy to put him up - however he proves more flirtatious with a local friend of hers who just decorated her apartment, and at the farewell party she throws for him even announces their upcoming wedding! The friends have mixed feelings being invited, three of them rather commandeered in various capacities. Miranda feels the invisible woman, 'in charge' of the self-explicative guest-book; Sam feels her Manhattan life is ending when she realizes she slept with a man she already had some 15 years ago; Carrie goes from a high when Mr. Big accepts to accompany her to the wedding to hear her requested occasional poem to a low when he declines signing the card with their wedding gift and leaves during her recitation for a business call; bridesmaid Charlotte is tickled pink she finally may choose herself a gorgeous dress and team up with eligible best man Martin Healy, but when he actually presents her to his parents...

Transcript

coryne 0:00

I was like, haven't finished the episode, Corinne. You haven't finished it's really quick.

francene 0:09

Confirming the episode is seven.

coryne 0:13

The chicken dance.

francene 0:14

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Good. Just in case How was California?

coryne 0:53

It was good. Weather, you know, it's so beautiful there. I love the weather for sure. And like, we just kind of really Chilled, which was nice. Like we didn't do anything super crazy. So that was cool, but we like just enjoyed the weather and like, with, you know we went and like saw some of the, like the touristy things and ate good food and drink good wine. It just kind of had like a few days that were pretty low key. So yeah,

francene 1:16

I love that you guys went to the hills. I would love to do that hike.

coryne 1:21

Yeah, it was that was actually my friend who lives there sent me that hike and it's like The shortest way to get the as the closest that you can to the sign

francene 1:32

Oh, yeah,

coryne 1:33

it was like not it was like maybe a 20 minute hike. Oh, wow Yeah, I know and I fully was ready to do the like, you know long one

francene 1:41

Where

coryne 1:42

you come down like the top of it but this one was like you just park in this neighborhood and you just like literally you round the first corner you can already see it And then you like walk up and you get, we got really close to it, but yeah, it was cool.

francene 1:56

Did you see any famous people?

coryne 1:59

Well, I so my friend is dating a famous person whose name I cannot currently disclose. No, he's not, he's, he's he's not that famous, but just because of. So I can't speak of it freely yet. I can't wait

francene 2:16

for this to get public. Yeah,

coryne 2:18

but it was, it was hilarious. Like we, every day we were like with a pretty significant celeb. That

2:25

is so cool.

coryne 2:27

I know. It was crazy. We were like, you know, just like going out to dinners and like hanging out and like, he came over to the house we rented and like hung out one night. It's like that. So it was pretty cool. Celebs are regular people too. How

francene 2:39

do you live in, like, the hell's life?

coryne 2:42

Oh, I know. We were fully, like, doing the, like, whole, yeah, the whole vibe, for sure, but we had fun. It was, it was a good trip, for sure. Jason got you know that friggin stomach virus that hit him? Oh,

francene 2:53

yeah.

coryne 2:54

He got full blown, got it, like, a whole day, like, terrible. So, one day, it was, like, just that, and then I came home with this, like, head cold thing that, like, I feel fine, but, like, it just, you know, It's funny like I felt like I just had like a stuffy nose for a few days and then like the last like two days it's like I have this freaking cough and I finally like sound kind of stopped up, but it's just my 900 number voice. It's okay.

francene 3:20

This is when like, you know, like from friends. When Phoebe's like smelly cats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. And then you're just like, I just want to keep this voice because it's all like cool and like sexy.

coryne 3:32

Sexy. This is, yeah, this voice could make me money. I need to hang on to it. That's what I want. Yeah. What's going on with y'all? I saw y'all were, you were out doing fun stuff with Luna over the weekend.

francene 3:46

Yeah, I feel like it's always jam packed. Actually, she was. Ugh, like the worst. Going down to sleep tonight. She just wouldn't, wouldn't go down at all. So she helped me pack, so I'm going to Fredericksburg this weekend for two of my girlfriends 40th birthday. So it's just like a girls

coryne 4:05

trip. Matt and Kelly are going to be there this weekend.

francene 4:08

No way. Oh my god, stop. What are

coryne 4:10

they

francene 4:11

saying?

coryne 4:12

They're going, they're going with friends too, but they're going to be there, because she texted me the other day, and was like, y'all, you know, Should come this weekend and we have plans but I was like, they're gonna be there. You'll have to text her

francene 4:22

Oh, my God. I'm going to text her because we're staying just off of Maine. They're,

coryne 4:27

you know,

francene 4:27

they have that big

coryne 4:28

RV now. Oh, nice. They're pulling the RV. I did see

francene 4:32

they've been, like, traveling around.

coryne 4:34

Yeah, they've been, like, camping. Which, listen, that's not camping, so I get it. VIP camping. We're camping with, like, a full house. But their friends also have an RV, so they're staying, I guess, wherever you hook an RV up. But You know, they'll be there doing all the wineries and they're members at like two or three of the wineries. So

francene 4:52

well, you know what's crazy. So one of my friends Last names is heath and they have the heath winery Yeah, like sparkling wine and stuff and I was like, well, let me see But you have to be a member. And I was like, fuck it. So I signed up. Oh, that's my favorite

coryne 5:09

one.

francene 5:10

Oh, really? I've obviously I've never been. Oh my God. You've

coryne 5:13

never. Oh, Francine, you're going to die. But

francene 5:15

I really want to go. Cause it's her last name. And then I was like, well, now I have a membership. Secondly, I was like, I'm happy to commit to them. Sending me balls of sparkling wine.

coryne 5:25

Yes. No. And their wine. Well, the cool thing. So that's great Creek and Heath is there. Yes.

francene 5:29

That's right. Yeah.

coryne 5:31

So, Great Creek has forever been, like, you remember me and my place. Is it, is it

francene 5:35

next

coryne 5:36

to them, though? It's all together.

francene 5:38

Well, and we all went to Fredericksburg, so that was the first time I ever went. And Luna was like Yeah, well, when we went, he hadn't got

coryne 5:45

a thing yet. They added to it.

francene 5:48

Oh, so it's, so I'm pretty sure we're going to go to Great Creek. I didn't realize it was right next door. It's all together. But perfect. Well, I'm glad to

coryne 5:55

do a Heath tasting. You have to be a member and you have to like get a reservation, which is why I signed up. Yes. And I've done that tasting and it is phenomenal. You'll love it. But then also, you know, the Great Creek tasting is amazing. And that restaurant there, I remember good.

francene 6:11

That's what I vividly remember about going there. I

coryne 6:14

am a member

francene 6:15

at

coryne 6:15

Slate Theory. Okay. And they have a cave tasting that I cannot recommend enough and you are welcome to pretend that you're me.

francene 6:26

A cave tasting. What's it called? Slate. Slate

coryne 6:29

Theory. And I will get on, I'll get on my membership and book you a tasting if you want for you and all your friends. And then you just tell them you're me. They're not gonna check your ID. Just, and then your taste, two tastings will be free.

francene 6:42

Oh my God.

coryne 6:43

Yeah, you can just say, use my name and they'll, yeah, you'll totally, and I think I can get the tasting. I have to check, I think looking at you

francene 6:50

being like, my celebrity. You been hanging out with a celebrity and now you're mine.

coryne 6:55

Well, when, when I went the last time I went with girlfriends in February and Michael, so I, we were Grape Creek members forever, but I canceled it because I quit drinking. Yeah. Wine pretty often. And so like I was, I had like 12 bottles of wine and I was like, oh my God. Like I have. Pause this membership. So I did. Well, when we went over there, I knew that Michael had started a membership. So I just said I was his wife. You totally got it. You can also use Michael's name at Grape Creek. They didn't check shit. Okay. All you gotta do is know like his phone number. That's it. Like they, yeah. Which

francene 7:29

I do. Yeah. I'm on it. Let me see how much I can get away with this weekend. All my friends will be like,

coryne 7:36

what? It's no skin off. Like, if you're a member, you could go every single day and get a free tasting. But none of us live there, so it's like, you may as well take advantage. Somebody may as well benefit from it while you're over there. Oh

francene 7:47

my god, I love that.

coryne 7:49

Yeah, for sure. I'll send you all the dates so you can get some free tastings. Please.

francene 7:52

And then I can, I'll, I'll video capture how well I'm doing. Yes. I'm everyone else.

coryne 8:02

It'll be your alias tour of Fredericksburg. I know!

francene 8:05

I'm excited now. Yeah,

coryne 8:07

yeah, and text Matt and Kelly too, because they're members at, they're members at Slate Theory, Great Creek, and I want to say one more over there. I think they have three memberships. I'm

francene 8:16

going to send them where we're going to, because we have like a wine tour on Friday, but it's just three. And that's when I was like, ooh, we should go to the Heathwan.

coryne 8:26

Yeah, Heath is great for sure. And I seriously like Slate Theory is like forever. Nothing over there could touch Great Creek, in my opinion. Yeah. And we did Slate Theory in February and it is, wow. And that cave tour is so legit. And then another one that was really fun, I did not like the wine, but it was really fun, is the the Rhinery. Rhinery? White rhino that's like, A big habitat that is the winery is like, he's on site.

francene 8:57

Oh, it's an actual rhino. A rhino,

coryne 9:00

yeah. And all the proceeds of their wine go to Rhino Rescue, which is pretty cool. Yeah, it's a cool facility. Like, seeing the rhino is cool. I didn't love their wine, but I love their, like, merch. I have one of their t shirts.

francene 9:15

That's probably why they have a rhinoceros is because they know their wine sucks. They're like, what can we do? That's

coryne 9:22

just

francene 9:24

Something on site to attract people

coryne 9:26

Fuckin rich people, right? It's like I'm gonna buy a rhino and a winery. How can we make these two things work together? It works perfectly. It's good rhinos and wine. Yes But it's, it's a cool, it's a cute little place, but yeah, I didn't like their wine. I didn't buy any of their wine. I bought wine at Slate Theory in Grape Creek, and there was another one we bought wine, I can't even remember. We had such a good time though.

francene 9:54

Okay. It's great.

coryne 9:56

Is the weather going to be amazing? I bet this weekend it's like pouring.

francene 9:58

I think so, yeah. So I have I really want to wear boots. I don't know if it's still going to be too hot for boots, but I'm wearing them anyway. I'm like, I'm committed. And I really want to wear like a hat. I just want like a really big over the top hat. So when I move my head, it like annoys people.

coryne 10:13

Yes. That's

francene 10:13

my plan this weekend.

coryne 10:15

All the chicks over there. Oh my God. So I packed for this trip in February. And for some reason I thought it was still going to be cold and it was not. And so I ended up like borrowing all All of my friends clothes, like the whole weekend, but they, they. I'm surprised

francene 10:28

it wasn't cooler in February. Yeah,

coryne 10:30

I know. It was not. It was they all brought these like great, like dresses and cowboy boots and hats and stuff like that. And so I was like, I'm just going to go for, I'm going to go for it. I'm going to do. The total white girl vibe. Definitely. The look so many chick will be dressed just like that with like the big wide brim hat, cowboy boots and like cute dresses. Yeah. I'm on it. It's a whole thing.

francene 10:57

That is my vibe. Then

coryne 10:58

pics send pics.

francene 11:02

Okay. So season two, episode seven. The chicken

coryne 11:08

dance. This one is, this that fucking interior designer that Miranda hires, like as soon as the episode started, I was like, Oh, I remember how much I know, same. She also looks so familiar, she's been in something else since then. I couldn't call it her. Her face was so familiar.

francene 11:29

I mean, I have to admit, this is not my favorite episode, but mainly because it just makes my eyes roll. Like, multiple times.

coryne 11:39

It's obnoxious. And I think it's meant to be, right?

francene 11:42

I think so, too. They're in, so Miranda's just moved into her new apartment. Well, she's been in the apartment, but she hasn't decorated the apartment.

coryne 11:53

But I love the thing too, is like, she's corresponding with this guy that she used to know. And because he's coming, that's her motivation to completely have her apartment, like, professionally decorated. Like that's, and I'm like, wow, cause, come on, Miranda, like, that's not very feminist of you. I

francene 12:13

know.

coryne 12:14

Yeah.

francene 12:14

Obviously she's like, I'm ready to not be single.

coryne 12:17

Yeah, yeah. So she hires a designer who's like this, you know.

francene 12:21

Madeline Dunn.

coryne 12:23

Madeline Dunn and she's not, she's not giving designer vibes. Like she

francene 12:27

is not. She's very, a little bit like scatty

coryne 12:30

and she's a little mousy. Like she's not, you know what I mean? Diners are, are, I mean, all the ones I've ever been around are like fabulous and uber confident in their work, you know?

francene 12:42

But I think, yeah, cause they say like up and coming, but to me, I would see that as literally someone is up and coming, like they're the next like superstar, but I'm like, maybe she's a beginner up and coming.

coryne 12:56

And Charlotte introduces her to her.

francene 12:58

That's right. Cause Charlotte obviously knows like everyone.

coryne 13:01

It's a Charlotte connect,

francene 13:03

but what the other thing, like, I know it down is, so when she's decorating and to your point, they make a comment on most people don't decorate unless someone is coming from out of town that's when they make an effort, but it cracked me up that they got a sofa bed. Does she only have one bedroom?

coryne 13:21

Yeah, in this apartment, it's a one bed. It's again like New York Living, like tiny. So she got a sofa bed, which is where he, you know, would sleep, but doesn't she make a comment too? She's like, I hope we never, I hope we don't even use it.

13:32

Yeah.

coryne 13:33

Yeah, so she's fully got it in her head. Like, she's doing all this because she wants there to be a romantic connection. And I guess their emails. Especially if they've been flirting. Yeah, and but I, the other part that I love about this whole decorator is the dancing frogs that she brings in this like god awful

francene 13:48

centerpiece

coryne 13:50

that no designer in their right mind would ever think of. It's like,

francene 13:55

I don't know, it seems very out of place in the apartment. It's like trying way too hard. Way

coryne 14:02

too hard. Yeah. Like it doesn't go at all. But Miranda, of course, hates it, but she's like taking the advice of her designer. So she lets it stay. Yeah. So the apartment is like decked out and her boy arrives. Like he's there. Like he's coming to town. And he's from, he's coming in from England, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

francene 14:20

Yes, he is very English.

coryne 14:23

Yeah, he's very English.

francene 14:24

I appreciate his accent. So I think before they cut back to them, they then cut to Carrie who's at Biggs, and she's waking up in the morning, she's getting organized, and she's like, darn it, I forgot my toothbrush. Yeah. And he just nonchalantly just grabs One of the spare ones, which is the pink one and you know crazy Carrie's like, oh my god This is the only pink one he has and he gave it to me

coryne 14:55

It's like it's like a half step to an engagement ring. Let's be honest. Like she is fully Like and she does the thing where she like sets them on the sink. Yeah

francene 15:05

Yeah I feel like that's something I would do to be fair. I saw that and I was like, I would do the same. I get

coryne 15:12

it. I get it, Carrie. I mean, it is a really sweet gesture. And I also, I appreciate so many things that he does that are so Like, it's not like he gave it a ton of thought. It was just like the most natural thing.

francene 15:25

So natural. Yeah. I love this step like in their relationship, but it's interesting because I don't think I would, I don't know if I would think it was that big a deal. The way Carrie, you can tell she's like, Oh, this is a really big step.

coryne 15:43

Whereas

francene 15:43

I'd be like, Oh, thanks.

coryne 15:45

Yeah,

francene 15:46

I

coryne 15:49

agree with that. I do think it's a very nice gesture and, you know, keep it in perspective. I feel like Carrie Black's ability to keep things in perspective as a whole. Yes,

francene 15:58

no, you can see, you can, it's interesting. She's a very good actress because immediately you can see from her face, she is spiraled out.

coryne 16:06

Oh yeah, it's like already. Yeah, she's down the rabbit hole.

francene 16:10

And you're like, oh no, Carrie, how is this episode gonna continue on? So then it cuts back to Miranda, and I have to admit, I feel like we give her a lot of shit when it comes to her fashion, but I wrote a comment saying I love her shirt.

coryne 16:25

Somebody is, somebody is finally, like, they're finally taming her hair. Yeah, I, yeah. I noticed that in this episode. Yes, I think she

16:32

looks good.

coryne 16:33

Yeah, the episode before where she had the guy that she was dating who had the same haircut as her. Someone is like, she did, she looks, she looks much better. She looks good. Especially when he gets to her apartment and they sit down together.

francene 16:46

Yes, and she does it like I love it when Miranda goes into that like, because normally when she flirts, it makes me feel like secondhand awkward. Yeah, this time she was like, so how the hell are you? And she was holding her glass of wine. I was like, Oh, Miranda, you're just oozing that hotness.

coryne 17:03

Oh, this dude says the thing that, like Charlotte doesn't know why, but she just had an orgasm. Like, he's He's like I'm sick of dating. I want, I just wanna get married. And I can't believe that Miranda is like, I know, excited. You know? And I'm like, that's not very Miranda of you, but like

francene 17:25

Well, like, who says that? I know. Yeah. Yeah. I a guy too. I don't know. I know.

coryne 17:31

I, I'd be like,

francene 17:32

oh, okay. That's. Cool. Like, what else? Get married to me, or?

coryne 17:36

Yeah, right. Like, we, okay. Are you here? No, Miranda's definitely reading a lot into it. I need to read these emails that they were sending, because I feel like she's

francene 17:44

To be fair, I, I would read more into that than I would big, giving a toothbrush. Like if someone stays in front of you, you've been flooring for months, and then he's come to stay with you.

coryne 17:57

Sure. Yeah, yeah. I'm like,

francene 17:58

oh, we're engaged. His

coryne 18:00

own. Yeah.

francene 18:01

Like, he means that,

coryne 18:04

right, he means that 100 percent about me and to me, for sure.

francene 18:08

Yeah. Then, that crazy bitch, Madeline, comes in. Oh, is this when she comes in with the end table?

coryne 18:16

Yes, yes. Well, to be fair, like, it's so innocent, like, it's not like she knew, but like, the interior designer knocks on the door because she's got one last end table to give Miranda, which, who is working at 1. 30 on a weekend? And also, she would

francene 18:31

have carried that all the way up the stairs.

coryne 18:34

In New York, I feel like she

francene 18:35

did.

coryne 18:37

But like, surely Miranda has an elevator in her building, right?

francene 18:39

It wasn't even in a box, though.

coryne 18:41

No, it was like a, yeah, it was like a piece. She walks through the door, and as soon as she walks through the door, Miranda's, you know, honed in her future husband. He immediately, like, locks in on interior designer chick, and is like, so, like, You know, has that glitter in his eyes. Oh, yeah. So does she. For me. Like, this is her. And so, like, they introduce themselves. And Miranda is instantly third wheeling, which is such a common theme for her. I know. Like, she constantly ends up in that position.

francene 19:12

Literally. And then it comes. She's

coryne 19:15

fully trying to get rid of the interior designer and is like, well, we're about to go to dinner. And Jeremy's like, did you want to go with

francene 19:21

them? I know.

coryne 19:22

Yeah.

francene 19:23

I couldn't imagine like that situation. Then he's staying with her. Like, what do you even do? But they were so immediately into one another. Oh,

coryne 19:31

like over the moon, immediately like fireworks chemistry between the two of them. As soon as she walked in. Yeah. So then they go to dinner, is that, they cut to dinner next, right? Yes. Yeah. And then it's

francene 19:42

like, oh, most hilarious comment. I think it was maybe like Carrie in the background, like talking over it, but she was like, Miranda was on the best first date ever. And then it cuts to basically Madeline and the guy

19:55

Yeah.

francene 19:56

Schooley into one another. And I just feel bad, so bad for Miranda.'cause it's like, you know that situation where you're part of that like date situation. And you add a comment and people are just like, what? Like, why

20:08

are you talking? Yeah,

francene 20:09

it's like, wait, you're still here? Or are they just completely ignoring you? Yeah, no,

coryne 20:13

they completely forgot she's in the room. And Miranda's just like, fully like, at the end of the table. Like, it's past third wheel at this point. Like, she's like a voyeur on their love affair. And like, and then she's again trying to get rid of the interior designer chick. She's like, well, I should really You know, get Jeremy home. Like, I'm sure he's jelly. He's like, Oh, he slept on the plane. Yeah. Immediately. He's

francene 20:33

like,

coryne 20:33

I'm good. I'm good. And she's like, well, okay. He's like, Oh, did you want to go?

francene 20:37

And she's like, Oh, I mean, not if you, he's like, I'll find my way back. It's fine. Oh yeah. Cause she's like, Oh, darn it. You don't have a key. And then she's like, I've got a key. Yeah. Yeah.

coryne 20:47

And Brian's like, that's right. They do key. It's like,

francene 20:51

she's

20:52

like, that's such an awkward thing.

francene 20:56

Looking at it like, I appreciate Madeline and like, Miranda aren't like, best friends, but, and clearly Madeline and the guy are so into one another, but I'm surprised she didn't have a moment of, wait, he's coming to stay with you, in, you know what I mean, your apartment, like, you guys had all this planned, like, I feel like I'd be really aware.

coryne 21:19

Yeah. Well, I also feel like in the, you know, when you're working with an interior designer for weeks to completely decorate your apartment, I feel like it would have come up in conversation. Like why? Yeah. I know. Like, oh, this guy's coming to visit. Like, it's been kind of flirty. And like, you know, like, I feel like it would have come up in some, apparently it didn't, but it would, I think it would have made sense that that came up in conversation. Yeah. Because she was telling all her girlfriends about it. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wild. So yeah, she is, she ends up leaving the date and like leaving them together. She's completely like, I would be

francene 21:55

so bummed though. You'd be so annoyed. You're like, I literally decorated my apartment. I sat in a

coryne 22:02

refund at least. Like the other thing too, that they should have shown is like, when he came home at, you know, two, three in the morning and like Madeline's like letting him in, you know, Miranda could hear all that. Oh, no. That should have been a scene where she was like at her door, like,

francene 22:19

I know, actually, yeah, I would have liked to see more. I

22:23

would have caught

francene 22:25

to a week later, Miranda is throwing him a going away party. And I'm like, Ooh, that's very, like, optimistic. Okay, he stays for a week in her apartment.

coryne 22:36

Yeah.

francene 22:36

And then he makes a speech, which in my head also, I was like, It's a little wild that he's making a speech to people that I'm like, do you even know, like, any of these people? Like, who are these people?

coryne 22:47

I know, it's so, that is one thing that gets so random is, there's another part of this episode where I'm like, why, why are we suddenly friends with these people? Like, you don't know these people. I know, where are they? I've never been to any episode ever.

francene 22:59

I know. Yeah. That's like a cool apartment. Yeah. But he's like, I especially want to thank Miranda for introducing her to Madeline. And he's like, cause she must be crazy. Because I just asked her to marry me.

coryne 23:14

And she said yes.

francene 23:15

And she said yes.

coryne 23:19

And Charlotte, my favorite. Like they say. Oh, Bailey

francene 23:22

runs over.

coryne 23:23

Yeah. Miranda's face falls. Charlotte. Like beside herself. So excited runs over is hugging. So again, there's like, obviously Charlotte, yeah. I have some relationship. Charlotte's just like, I just want, I'm just hoping that like that good juju just falls on me. I know. I think she's like, let

francene 23:43

me just like, yeah, it is funny. I mean, a week, he must've. Like then you're like, well, he was seeing him around us, but you must have obviously been seeing her way more every

coryne 23:56

day. Yeah. Well, in Miranda, I got the vibe from Miranda when he's like giving the speech and he starts to talk about Madeline. The brain is like rolling your eyes and he's, she's just like, as soon as he's gone, like he'll be over her and like, I'll have another chance. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what I thought too. Yes. And then he announces that they're engaged and range is just like, this is fucking bullshit.

francene 24:18

Like that is such bullshit.

coryne 24:20

Yeah, she was pissed for sure. So yeah, that's crazy in a, in a very, very New York cliche way. Like I

francene 24:31

do love it though. And then they cut to the girls are sitting outside Miranda's apartment on the steps. But interestingly, they're not saying actually outside her apartment, they're like a couple of like doors down. Why is that?

coryne 24:48

I wonder if Miranda's Door doesn't have good steps. Maybe I thought about that too. Like maybe the stoop in front of that one's better.

francene 24:56

Yeah, maybe. Darn it. I can't remember because I know they walked back to the apartment. Or maybe they walked

coryne 25:00

down because they needed to talk shit about them and they didn't want them to hear. Yes, maybe. Yes,

francene 25:05

maybe. I appreciate the class of that. And like they're all bitching. Well, no, no, no, Miranda's bitching about it. And I love the fact that Carrie says the woman owes you a mortgage payment, at least. At

coryne 25:17

least. At least. Yeah, that's great. And Samantha's like, Honey, this isn't love. Like, she's full Meg Nils. I'm like, She's like, they're

francene 25:27

justifying just fucking for a week.

coryne 25:29

Yeah, yeah. And she's like, you know, I don't know why everybody wants to get married. Married people want to be single again. Like, she's full Samantha mode. And then insert, random hot guy walks up and he's like, Is this Jeremy's engagement party? And Miranda's like, it's a going away party! But

francene 25:46

Samantha's like, Oh, we were just

coryne 25:49

going there. Let me come with you. He's like, are you going? She's like, well, I was just leaving because there was no handsome mid, but maybe the tide is turning. And like, she fully like latches onto this. I love

francene 26:00

her so much.

coryne 26:01

Oh, she's so good. So good. I

francene 26:04

appreciate the confidence. And then Miranda's like, seriously, why not me?

coryne 26:09

And she, when she makes the point too, she's like, everyone says, as soon as you get your own apartment that you'll get proposed to. And she's like, just wasn't to me. Like, oh, man.

francene 26:19

Like someone else.

coryne 26:20

Yeah, for sure.

francene 26:22

And then that night. Afterwards, Carrie clearly needed a reality check, so she calls Mr. Big, and I do appreciate their phone calls sometimes, how she'll just randomly call him and just be like, I was pondering, or I was wondering, and she tells Mr. Big, and he says and it's interesting because I'm like, I'm like, I'm curious on what she was expecting from him.

coryne 26:45

But he says something good. What does he say where he's like, I'm not what he says? I'm not shocked. I mean, we've, we've normalized urinating on the subway or something like that. And then he says something though, that's like. It did. I feel like he does a great job of just like pulling her head back out of the clouds. He's like, what are you

francene 27:05

wearing? Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, like daddy looking out the window trying to keep that conversation. She's like, Oh, I'm just wearing like a denim, like, like tube top and something else. And he's like, and then she's like, do you believe in love at first sight?

coryne 27:19

And he's like, I believe in lust at first sight.

francene 27:22

Fair. Very mature comment.

coryne 27:24

Yeah.

francene 27:25

And then he's like, wait, I want more of a visual. I love where his head's at versus

coryne 27:33

hers. Right. And then she's like, were you sleeping? He's like, yeah. And she's like, I'm so sorry to wake you. He's like, it's no problem. Just next time. Be at the door. Naked. Yeah. Be here. Yeah, keeping it real big, keeping it real.

francene 27:48

And then, I noticed that they've gone back to doing the random interviews again. I totally, yes, I also was like, oh, what, that, okay,

coryne 27:56

we're going back there, alright, let's do it.

francene 27:58

Like, how did we not, like, test this? Or get, like, feedback on how shit

coryne 28:03

this is. I mean, they obviously got feedback because they definitely stopped doing it, you know, most of the time. But it's like, let's throw this back in there, season two, and see if anybody missed it or something.

francene 28:14

I know, I definitely didn't miss it.

coryne 28:16

Yeah, so now they're interviewing people about, do they believe in love at first sight, essentially. And wait,

francene 28:23

I wrote down, did someone say something about, like, they need a blood test or an ATM number?

coryne 28:30

Yeah, there's, they're talking, they're like, no, women, he's like, I don't believe in love at first sight. Like women need a blood test. Yeah. Before they even go on a date with you like that. And then the other guy was like, love at first sight is for Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman. It's like that, that is, that's the throwback right there.

francene 28:50

Good time. Oh my God. I remember watching that MTV show. What was it called? Death to part or something.

coryne 28:56

Until death to his part.

francene 28:58

Wasn't it the MV where they got married?

coryne 29:01

I do remember that. And they, it was like a, like a early, early stages reality show about that. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't he wear a dress? He did. He did. Oh, he did. I remember it. He lived in, like, he lives in somewhere in the Asia area, Indonesia, China, isn't

francene 29:18

it? Isn't he? The one that's like friends with North Korea. Kim Jong Un,

coryne 29:24

yes. He, I don't know if he's friends with, but he's been there. Like, how does that happen? Random. So

francene 29:30

random.

coryne 29:31

Yeah, super random for sure.

francene 29:33

Okay. So then, oh yeah, okay. So then we cut to Madeline is planning her wedding. Okay, now why is Carrie there? I know I was thinking this too. I'm like, what is going on? Like, she didn't really know Miranda, but I appreciate she decorate her house. She clearly knows Charlotte and

coryne 29:53

then Carrie. I'm like, it's like with her, with a wedding planner. Like that's where I was like, that was the other part of this episode where I was like, wait, wait, how, why are we friends? Like, I know I think backstory, I need some backstory here. And they're like walking through all the decisions. And Madeline, of course, is being like. You know, again, it's so great. So not only are we engaged within a week, but we're planning a wedding the next week.

francene 30:19

It's like four weeks and it's at the Plaza.

coryne 30:22

Yeah. Which is impossible. I'm like, there's no

francene 30:25

way you would've got date.

coryne 30:26

No, like that's there's, unless you got married on a Wednesday night,

francene 30:30

which I don't think people did back then.

coryne 30:32

I don't either.

francene 30:33

Right.

coryne 30:34

Yeah, I feel like it was Friday Saturdays only.

francene 30:36

Yeah, I don't I feel like it's only recently people use different anyway so she was like, okay Miranda's in charge of the guestbook worst job ever. I didn't even know that was a job To get people to do that.

coryne 30:50

I was in charge of a guestbook at my aunt and uncle's wedding But I was like 11. Were you good at it? No, it was terrible. I was too old. I was too old to be a flower girl. And like, there was like, they wanted me to have some place, but like, I was too old to be a flower girl, too young to be a bridesmaid, you know? So I got, I got the guest book, but yeah, I don't even remember. I think I remember standing there for like a little bit and just being like,

francene 31:18

Yeah, I know. I don't think I would have like the patience to wait around. I'm like, everyone, well, and I think Miranda says that later on, she's like, it's a book. People know what to do.

coryne 31:28

Right, right.

francene 31:30

Sign it. You're good.

coryne 31:31

You're good.

francene 31:31

But then this is when Madeline then asks Carrie to make a speech, which also I was like, that's a very intimate. And not

coryne 31:39

just to write a poem.

francene 31:41

Yeah.

coryne 31:42

Yeah, like, write a poem and read it at their wedding. Yeah, it's very bizarre that like, this random person is like, Yeah, I don't understand why Carrie's there or helping her plan her wedding. It's very, like, I understand why she asked Miranda to do the guest pick. And then Charlotte's a bridesmaid.

francene 32:01

Yeah, I mean, yeah, they obviously must, I mean, that must be close, close.

coryne 32:06

Yeah, again, it's, you know, Hollywood,

francene 32:10

and also they need a Madeline backstory. Yeah, I know. I want to know more. I'm like, let's tell us more. So then they cut to the girls are having brunch and they're talking about them getting engaged and and then Sam Then talks about the fact that she oh, yeah, that's it. She's a guy Well,

coryne 32:31

I might have to get married and Miranda says if you get engaged, I'm selling the apartment

francene 32:39

She's like I fucked a guy And then she never realized that she had fucked him before. And I think Carrie's like, total, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

coryne 32:48

Because Charlotte, she, well, they show, they cut to the

32:51

beat

coryne 32:52

and they show, they show her Samantha mid act and dude asks her, I think, to pull his hair. And that is what clues her. She's like, wait, I've fucked you before. He's like, yeah, like 15 years ago. And she's like, why didn't you say anything? He's like, well, I just thought you were playing like sexy stranger. I didn't know. And then Samantha's like, bullied beside herself, and Charlotte's like, What do you mean? You didn't remember you fucked him. And she's like, Well, I just did it. And she's like, It wasn't like you shared a cab. Like, what are you And that's when Carrie says, Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.

francene 33:27

You know, like, I don't think I just Man, that's a lot of people to then forget. Yeah.

33:33

Yeah.

coryne 33:34

I mean That's a lot. It's also like a time frame thing because like there's definitely people I slept with in my early 20s Really like my teens because I was like locked down by the time I was 20 So like in the first two years I was having sex like there's definitely some people they can like they can walk in this house Right now I wouldn't know that that was then because it's been 20 years And it was like a very brief encounter. Like, I wouldn't know. I would have no idea. So I feel Samantha's pain. Oh, no,

francene 34:06

that's, that's fair. See, I've never had like a one night stand.

coryne 34:09

Oh, I never had like a moment of like one night stands. I was, yeah. I don't, it was, you know. Eh. I would take so many of those back if I could. Such a waste of time.

francene 34:24

Hopefully they were fun at the time.

coryne 34:26

Yeah, you always think that. And then it's just disappointing. Like that's the thing I wish. If I could go back and tell my 18 year old self something about sex, this is what I would tell myself. You don't have to have sex with them to get the thrill of knowing that you could.

francene 34:44

Oh yeah. Because the

coryne 34:46

truth of the matter is, as a woman, or at least for me, I'm not going to say this is true for all women, I do think it's true for the majority of us, that you, good sex does not happen in a one night stand. It doesn't like it requires like a level of like,

35:05

yeah.

coryne 35:06

Yeah. And from like, and, and like, you have to like, be able to communicate like you're what you like to that person for it to be really, really good. And or you have to have a really emotional connection with someone for the first time to be really good. You know what I mean? Like when I say it's a waste of fucking time, in my opinion.

francene 35:29

This is like the issue though, is like you watch a movie or a TV show and the minute, the minute the guy walks over to the girl, she's like coming and he is. Yeah.

coryne 35:41

Right. Exactly. Which is like, again, could we get some more realistic. Right. You know, sex scenes where like that, that I literally don't know it. All my, I don't know a single girlfriend of mine who's ever had an orgasm in a one night stand. Not a single one. Like I know I have girlfriends who have been in marriages for four or five years before they figured out how to have an orgasm while they were having sex. That is pretty frequent, but like having an orgasm in a one night stand, that doesn't, like, I feel like that's such a one off. This could be my

francene 36:14

topic of conversation this weekend. Let me do a survey.

coryne 36:20

Tell them it's for the pod. They have to answer it.

francene 36:23

Has anyone had an orgasm during One Night Stand? I'll be like,

coryne 36:26

oh. Now, don't get me wrong. I know for sure there are girls who are just, you know, God was like, listen, I'm just going to, here you go. And like they, much like guys, can have an orgasm every single time. Like there are girls like that.

francene 36:40

Yeah.

coryne 36:41

That's not the majority by any stretch of the imagination.

francene 36:45

Yeah,

coryne 36:45

like I think that it takes time to like understand your body and I think that unfortunately, like in, you know, the, the movies and porn and all that stuff teaches both men and women that like women are just going to like immediately start orgasm, which is just not true. I

francene 37:03

know. I feel like women, we need moms. I feel like, yeah, men, yeah. All in your brain. It needs to be like a buildup.

coryne 37:11

Yeah, a buildup and like you have to have some level of comfort and then like you have to have somebody who's patient and like, you know, like knows like what make what is

francene 37:22

done.

coryne 37:23

Yeah. Any guy circling back to that episode we watched with. Miranda faking it. Any guy who thinks he's giving girls orgasms in one night stand, they're faking it. Like,

francene 37:35

it's not. Be this a lesson to you all. Yes. Question that shit.

coryne 37:41

For sure. And ladies, listen, if you're young, and, and listen, don't give a shit. Be as promiscuous as you want, you should. I'm just telling you, like, it's pointless. Like, you're not gonna it's just as much fun to get, like, right to the point of, like, yep, I could fuck him and walk away. It's not going to be satisfying for you, I promise, okay? Like, there's he's not gonna do Anything else that's more fun than that, all right? Like, that's

francene 38:11

Yeah, don't, don't be let down.

coryne 38:14

No, I mean, may as well not. And then if you don't, then he's just gonna be like, Oh my God, she's great. I gotta call my parents. I love her.

francene 38:20

Like This is why I wish Oh my God, I'd love to have, like, people write in and, like, tell us stuff.

coryne 38:26

Yes, I will start DM us on our on our insta and we will

francene 38:32

freaking love that we'll

coryne 38:33

start to answering. We'll start talking about y'all's stories. We would love that for sure. Ladies, tell us, have you had orgasms? I want that to be like the

francene 38:42

first one people be like, yes.

coryne 38:44

Ooh.

francene 38:45

Okay. Good. I want to hear more.

coryne 38:46

I want to hear about it.

francene 38:48

Was it Bradley Hoover? Because I get it. I get

coryne 38:52

it. I need to know, like, how much was the build up before? Because that's what I, like, when I know, like, it needs

francene 38:58

to be like a date. Like, I don't think I could just, Go meet someone randomly in a bar drinking and then go like, I would need the buildup of like a day or

coryne 39:08

I don't consider that a one night stand because I feel like I have definitely had an orgasm. The first time I've had sex with somebody, but it was like a month long buildup of like,

francene 39:20

what would you consider when I send just like, like you met that night.

coryne 39:24

Fuck them that night. Yeah, like like like that and like you never see him again Like it's like literally a one night stand like you meet him you hook up all done never not having an orgasm. It's not happening

francene 39:39

No pleasure

coryne 39:42

Listen to any guy that I had sex with and it was a one night stand hate to break it to you But I faked it so Someone's like what? This fucking bitch right here. Just Feel free to write it. I don't care.

francene 39:58

Well Speaking of Sexiness, kind of it then cuts to Wait, does it?

coryne 40:09

Wait, where were we until we got lost? Oh, they're talking at brunch. Yeah, they're at brunch.

francene 40:13

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, and this is when Charlotte then says, Well, I'm a bridesmaid, and I'm wearing this beautiful silk dress, and it's black. And I think some of the girls were like, Ooh, and she has such a defensive reaction to it.

40:30

She's like, I want to

francene 40:31

look pretty too. I want to be. What did she say? It's something like, I like, I want people to look at me and doesn't she like slam her hand down on the table or something? Oh my

coryne 40:43

God. Full Charlotte tantrum over our Pretty good, Charlotte. Yeah. It's not your wedding.

francene 40:50

The wedding is bringing stress to the mall,

coryne 40:52

the all of them. It's Charlotte. Well, it's Charlotte for sure, because it's like, I think of all of them, even though Miranda's having a full Charlotte moment in this entire episode. Yeah. I feel like Charlotte, every time somebody else gets married, it's like they're picking her, it's like getting picked for the team. And she's like

francene 41:08

not getting pictures. Yeah, you're right. It's the same. Both of them are having those moments.

41:13

Yeah.

francene 41:14

So the next night Carrie is in bed. She's sitting with Mr. Big and she tells him about the poem, which he then starts making fun of her because she's like glove or fuzzy glove or something. And he's like fuzzy glove. To be fair, I'm like, come on, Carrie, you're a writer.

coryne 41:32

Well, I will say though, I love that he is sitting with her and like working through it with her. And like, it's a very cute moment. Yeah, they're very relaxed. Yeah, they're very, they seem very cute. And then the thing that I love the most out of that whole scene is that like, then we learned that he's going to go to the wedding with her.

francene 41:48

I know. That's a big step. Yeah. Side toothbrush. Right. Go to a wedding.

coryne 41:55

Well, the fact that he did the toothbrush and now a wedding, like, okay, I get it.

francene 42:02

They're more serious than they were first time.

coryne 42:06

Last time. I totally agree. Yeah. I totally got that. Yeah. And this was, well, the other thing is like the last episode, we were still kind of hiding it.

francene 42:12

Yeah.

coryne 42:13

You know, she was like sneaking away from the gallery opening and stuff like that. So obviously like we've transitioned now and like, they're a hundred percent, like, You know, loud and proud, which I love that.

francene 42:24

And she seems so much more comfortable with him.

coryne 42:27

And calm, she does. Yeah,

francene 42:29

so much more. So now they cut to the day of the wedding. He's going with her. They both look amazing. I love Carrie's dress, like his suit. They look,

coryne 42:41

I love it. It's a tux. I love when or no, it's not a tux. It's just a suit with a bow tie, huh? When she opens the door, when it gets there to pick her up and just like, stop. She's like, can I just say,

42:53

yeah.

coryne 42:54

Wow. Like I love that. She's like, so, you know, it's that dress is so good on her. I love that dress.

francene 43:00

It's just perfect.

coryne 43:01

Yeah. Like

francene 43:02

everything was perfect and then she's like, as she's getting organized, Hey, I left the card for you to sign it. And immediately he's like, wait, I don't need to sign it. It's

coryne 43:11

your friends. Yeah. He's like, they're not my friends. And she's like, actually your name's on the invitation. It's the first time I've gotten an invitation that wasn't Carrie Bradshaw and guess. And he is like, how'd they get my name? I know what I think he's a little defensive. Yeah.

francene 43:23

Weirdly he's acting that way.

coryne 43:26

Yeah. That would bother me. Same for sure.

francene 43:28

I'm like, just sign the

coryne 43:29

fucking

francene 43:30

card.

coryne 43:30

I don't even care if you sign the card. The fact that you were bothered that they knew your name. Like, how

francene 43:35

did they get my name? I know.

coryne 43:37

Yeah, that part bothers me. That would bother me. I wouldn't even ask him to sign. I don't ask now. Men don't sign cards. Just sign your name to the card. I know,

francene 43:46

I have to admit. I'm sure outside of my birthday card, I don't know the last time Aaron signed. Right.

coryne 43:54

Yeah, they don't do that.

francene 43:55

They just magically appear signed.

coryne 43:59

That's the best part about any Christmas I've ever had with Michael or Jason is like, Christmas morning, you know, all the pre They are just as surprised at what is being opened as the children. And I'm like,

francene 44:14

I think this year it cracks me

coryne 44:15

up.

francene 44:18

It cracks me up. Like last year, literally Luna was like, and Aaron's like, Oh, what is it?

coryne 44:25

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, even like we'll take gifts to like Jason's family and like, you know, I'll get his mom, something, his dad, something, his sisters, things like that. And they'll open it and he'll be like, Oh yeah. And I'm like, It's you both of us just hard. Okay. No clue. No clue what they got guys. I was so easy In my next life, I want to be a man, okay Same fucking gravy train.

francene 44:54

Yeah, could you imagine?

coryne 44:57

Yes Like,

francene 44:59

What was I gonna say? Okay. So then Miranda and Samantha, they're standing next to the guest book. Samantha also looks incredible. She looks like Marlon Monroe.

coryne 45:08

Yeah. They all old Hollywood wedding. Yeah. Her hair. I really like her hair.

francene 45:13

It is beautiful.

coryne 45:15

Yeah.

francene 45:15

Miranda looks pissed off. Then Carrie turns up and she tells, tells the girls about big, not signing the card.

coryne 45:24

Yeah. And

francene 45:25

then, All of a sudden we look around and Charlotte just magnificently walks out and she looks incredible.

coryne 45:37

She looks stunning. That dress is gorgeous on her. It's like

francene 45:40

silk

coryne 45:41

halter neck. Very low cut in the back. And like, it's very, it's a very sexy dress for Charlotte. I will say. It is.

francene 45:49

Yes. And for a wedding, like a bride.

coryne 45:52

Yes. But she looks gorgeous. Like she looks. Yes, she does. People are looking. Oh,

francene 45:57

they're looking and then immediately this guy comes over and his name's Martin Healy and they have a moment. And it was actually, interestingly, a similar moment to Madeline and the guy.

coryne 46:10

Correct. Yes. They were

francene 46:12

all over each other.

coryne 46:13

Yeah. Well, and that it ends up that that's like the, the groomsman that's like walking her down the aisle.

francene 46:18

Yeah. Oh, and immediately you can see Charlotte just already fantasizing about like, if this was their wedding. Oh, she's also gone. Yeah.

coryne 46:28

Yeah. She's all the way down that rabbit hole immediately.

francene 46:33

And then I think they then go into And then, you know, Do they? They cut to,

coryne 46:40

they cut to their married. Bride and groom coming to the reception. Oh, that's right. Yeah. You know, all beautiful. And like, Matt Healy and Charlotte are like sitting next to each other at their table. And there's, you know, he gives a speech. He must be like the best man or something.

francene 46:54

Worst speech ever, by the way. I wrote that down. I was like, the UK, the way the best man do speeches in the UK, it's like you're getting roasted. It was over here, like, people were so nice. And I will say, this is when, so I was watching this episode and Aaron was sitting next to me when I was watching it. And at this point, Aaron starts speaking up. So I wrote down all of his comments. Oh, I can't wait. Yeah, I was like. Wait, what did you say? And one of the things that they mentioned at this point is wedding in the plaza in four weeks. Oh, sorry. Some, I think Miranda makes a comment saying, She organized a wedding at the plaza in four weeks, but the end table took six months for her to get it. And then Aaron turned around and he was like, well, that's not fucking possible about the plaza.

coryne 47:44

It's not like,

francene 47:44

yes, sir. You're

coryne 47:46

right. Thank you for knowing that, Aaron. Yeah. Yeah. That's some Hollywood magic right there. Yeah. That's hilarious.

francene 47:54

So then Madeline goes up to introduce Carrie Bradshaw and says, Carrie, please come up. You've written something. And then Carrie looks very shy. Very

coryne 48:08

uncomfortable. The way Big is clapping for her as she walks up there is hilarious. Yeah.

francene 48:14

Oh yeah. Yeah, he is loving it. Like he's, it brings him back to that intimate moment when they were in like bed writing the poem and he's just like, oh, can't wait for this. But then as she starts talking, his phone goes off. And someone's like, wait, whose phone is that? And he takes the call and he walks out.

coryne 48:35

Yeah. And she's, she's like up on the podium, immediately crushed. And she has like the single tear fall. And like everyone thinks it's funny.

francene 48:45

Yeah. David to the bride.

coryne 48:47

Yeah, yeah. Great acting skills. Yeah, yeah. But she's sad because Big walked out.

francene 48:52

I mean, that's freshay. Yeah.

coryne 48:56

Yeah. Especially

francene 48:56

like, what is the call about? Unless it truly is like, a during the week wedding that we will never know, but I'm like, you're not working on a Saturday. He works in like finance, doesn't he? I don't know. It's big. I feel like it's

coryne 49:08

important. You might need to take a call. That's true.

francene 49:11

He was probably doing a massive deal. Yeah. We'll never know how.

49:15

We'll never know. Michelle,

francene 49:16

the stuff Mr. Big was working on, but I don't know, still, you'd be like, Let me call back.

coryne 49:24

Yeah, I would, I would be, and this is like, In a day when cell phones were not as prevalent as they are now. So it's like even more impactful.

francene 49:33

Yes. I think that he took the

coryne 49:35

call. Yeah.

francene 49:36

So then it cuts to the table with Charlotte singing with Martin and she's like, I want four kids. And he's like, I want four kids too. And then they're like listening to the music and he's like, we should make this our song. And they're just getting so wrapped up in everything. He's like dog or a cat. There's just all over it.

coryne 49:57

They're having the same experience as the couple who just got married.

francene 50:01

I know.

coryne 50:02

Yeah.

francene 50:03

Literally. They're planning their own wedding.

coryne 50:07

And a wedding.

francene 50:08

Yes. So then, Big comes back finally, so he must have been like, on the phone for ages then.

coryne 50:16

He had to close that deal, Francine, okay? Millions were on the line. He

francene 50:19

must have. I'd be like, what are you working on? And then she says she wants to slow dance. But he's like, I don't want to dance. I just want to sit or something. He says, I hate

coryne 50:31

to dance when people are eating.

francene 50:33

Yeah, that's it. And she's like, fine. Yeah, she's like, I'll get the

coryne 50:36

bar where people are drinking. Yeah, that's

francene 50:38

it.

coryne 50:39

Yeah, and she goes over and Samantha's over there in full pout pout mode. Still upset, I guess, that like, she didn't realize that she knew that guy and the guy, oh, the nerdy guy at the bar's like, I think I know you from somewhere. She's like, we probably fucked.

francene 50:52

Oh my god, and he's like, no, no, no, and she's like, We probably fucked.

coryne 50:56

No, he's like, I don't know, I think maybe it was college. She's like, well, then we probably fucked in college. Like, she's just like,

francene 51:03

oh my god. The most unattractive guy, too.

coryne 51:07

Yeah, yeah, for sure. And then Carrie comes out. Doesn't Miranda come over, too, at that point?

francene 51:12

She I think she then comes over and she's like, well, now I'm the present person

51:18

and Terry's

francene 51:19

like, let me help you. And then Samantha says, what are you giving them? And she said, the dancing frogs.

coryne 51:26

And Samantha loses it, like laughing her ass off. I fucking love that part. I mean, that's the best

francene 51:31

comment. But then they turn and who do they see? Walking up the plaza stairs, but Charlotte and Martin, and they were there to decorate the bride and groom's room. Sweet,

coryne 51:42

yeah.

francene 51:42

Oh, it's just all so romantic. They're throwing out the roses, and then, immediately, all over each other.

coryne 51:51

They end up doing it, it, this is hilarious, this is So not Charlotte. I love, this is one of my favorite, favorite Sex and the City scenes where she ends up having sex, having a one night stand with a guy she just met in the bridal suite. Her friend that she's a bridesmaid at her wedding. Like, classic. Fucking classic. Yeah, she would never do that. No, she would super be. I'd say,

francene 52:15

honestly,

coryne 52:16

it's the dress. It's the dress and then she was

francene 52:19

outside in her.

coryne 52:20

Yeah. She's trying to blame it on the dress. So then they, they leave the bridal suite and they're coming back down the stairs and they're like picking things out. Yeah.

francene 52:27

And she's

coryne 52:30

monologuing or I think Carrie's monologuing it, but she's like, Charlotte was, you know, worried that she'd made the cardinal mistake and like had sex with him too soon. And then immediately he's like, I want you to meet my parents. And Charlotte's just like, Oh my gosh. So excited.

francene 52:45

Bear in mind the wedding started like three hours ago.

coryne 52:48

Four, yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been, they've known each other for four hours.

francene 52:52

So then so then she meets the parents and then the dad says, Do you want to dance? And she's like, Of course. And he's like chit chatting to her and then he gropes her.

coryne 53:03

Yes. Oh, my lights just went off. Yeah, he totally gropes her on the dance floor and she's like, mortified as she should be. And right on, right on cue. The, the guy comes over, like, can I cut in? And the dad's like, well, if you want, and he's like, my dad's the best, he's my hero. Like just going on and on. And she's like, he just felt me up. Like, I mean, again, super pissed as she should be. Like that was

francene 53:32

immediately changes. Yeah. Like he's like, fully shuts her down. And then he's like, my mom and dad have been married for X number of years. And he was like, he wouldn't do that for a girl wearing a slutty dress.

coryne 53:48

Yeah. That's so

francene 53:50

mean.

coryne 53:51

Yes. Yeah, what a freaking obviously you've got daddy issues And like yeah, that whole thing is just awkward poor charlotte. So anyway, her dreams are dashed. She's not gonna marry Yeah, she met the wedding.

francene 54:05

Yeah, I mean it was all going well until that point. And then

coryne 54:10

Cut to carrie and beg

francene 54:12

hot to carry and beg one of my

coryne 54:14

favorite

francene 54:14

What is the chicken dance by the way?

coryne 54:18

So a chicken dance is that you do at weddings where it's like Na na na na na na na na na, yeah

francene 54:24

Na na na na na na na na Is that it?

coryne 54:26

It yeah, I didn't that's the chicken dance, but I didn't really get the reference on that one

francene 54:31

Yeah, because then she was like darn they missed it. They were they were obviously joking, right? Doing the chicken dance? Yeah.

coryne 54:40

Oh, it is something that's done at weddings, so maybe that's what it was that they

francene 54:44

did. I just couldn't imagine them doing it.

coryne 54:46

No, they definitely would. Surely she's joking. But I do love this scene between the two of them where she comes out into the lobby and he's like sitting there. He's like, are you ready to go? And she's like, well, have they even cut the cake? He's like, I don't know, but I can tell you how it turns out. And she's like, fine, go if you want to, like, she's pissed. And he's like, Hey, like, what's wrong? And she's like, I want somebody who's going to stand beside me till the end of the wedding.

francene 55:09

Yeah, I know. She has a pause.

coryne 55:11

Yeah.

francene 55:12

End of the wedding.

coryne 55:13

Yeah. I want somebody to like, stay with me till the end of the way. He's like, okay, I'm right here. Like he, I appreciate like that. You know, there's lots of good energy between them in this episode.

francene 55:25

And he does definitely handle it very well. But then I think someone says, The cake's been thingied and she's like, well, you are

coryne 55:34

throwing the bouquet. And he's like, isn't that the end of it? She's like, well, yeah, lucked out. And she's like, go get us two slices of cake. I'm going to say goodbye to my friends. And so she goes, she goes to the girls and then very casually, she's like, you know, biggest hit his limit and he's dragging me with it. I am out since they say goodbye. And I love that scene as they're walking out of the wedding. And like, he's got two slices of cake and like puts his arm around her. And she's like, I knew I was meant to go have cake in bed with Big that night. And I'm like, oh, like that's, those are the moments I love about Carrie and Big.

francene 56:06

Yeah, I do love it. Like the last, I think they say, like, maybe they're more of the fuzzy glove types. This is so cute. But also the other scene, which I freaking loved just before this one is when she's saying bye to the girls and they toss the bouquet and it lands by their feet. And they all stared at it. See you tomorrow.

56:31

I

coryne 56:32

love them. That was one of their classic like witches of Eastwick vibes. Where like they, it all comes to them and they're just like, Nope, none of us are picking that thing up. Let's go.

francene 56:42

Do they still do that throughout the bouquet?

coryne 56:45

Yeah.

francene 56:46

Oh, they do?

coryne 56:46

Yeah. At American weddings, they do.

francene 56:48

Oh, I haven't seen that being done in, I don't know.

coryne 56:52

Well, shoot. I mean, I haven't been to a wedding in, oh God, three years. I can't think of the last time I went. Yeah, I can't think of the last wedding I went to. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean they, I thought they still did that.

francene 57:06

Yeah, maybe. So some of Aaron's off the cuff comments, well, that's not the plaza. I was like, oh, okay. Then he was like, that was such a bad episode. First off, because it existed. And he's like, it's just not very good. I'm like, thanks, Aaron.

coryne 57:27

We need to get him to come do like end of, end of pod comments.

francene 57:33

He just cracked me up. Like, honestly, it was like every couple of minutes he'd just be like, Oh, well, that's bullshit. That's

coryne 57:40

a

francene 57:40

lie. It's not the plaza. What is she wearing?

coryne 57:45

I appreciate that he knows that it is or isn't the plaza. And I also appreciate that he knows that you're not planning a wedding there in four weeks. I love that.

francene 57:53

He was like, that's not the fucking plaza. And I was like, I don't think it looks like the plaza either. He was like,

coryne 57:58

No way.

francene 57:58

Not what that looks like? I've been there. I've been there.

coryne 58:02

It's

francene 58:02

not

coryne 58:02

it. It's awesome. Very good stuff.

francene 58:05

Well, what is the next episode?

coryne 58:07

I don't even know. I barely, I barely remember to watch this one before we record it tonight because I'm terrible. But

francene 58:13

it's

coryne 58:15

episode eight. I know that.

francene 58:17

Episode eight. Season Two. Season 2 is Oh! God, this is a good one. Oh, did you just see? I just did. I just saw that. Did you? That's awesome.

coryne 58:33

There's like a react button at the bottom and you can send cute things. Oh

francene 58:37

my god. Let me tell you, the next one is the man, the myth, and the Viagra.

coryne 58:43

Oh, this is a good one. Oh, I love this one. Yeah, that's a good one. Can't wait. It's an excellent episode for sure. I don't know if I'll have my 1, 900 number voice again next week, but I'll see what I can do for you. I appreciate it

francene 58:58

now.

coryne 58:58

And please DMs of your One Night Stand orgasm experiences. We want to know.

francene 59:04

Please. Seriously, we want to know.

coryne 59:07

For sure.

francene 59:08

Alright, we will see you then. Next week.