City After Dark: Rediscovering Sex and the City

City After Dark Season 1 Abso-Quizzin-Lutely

• francene & coryne • Season 2 • Episode 20

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coryne:

Don't, don't not record, because we like to do that too.

cara:

Episode,

francene:

it was great chat. And then I was like, I remember listening to it, fucking not recording

coryne:

like 45 minutes in and Francine's like, oh. And then we like recreated it and of course like we did an okay job, but it's like it's never as good as what it's like completely organic. Like

francene:

that's in my mind though, I had a moment of like, fuck do I tell her?

coryne:

It like it didn't, sorry. It didn't work. It didn't work.

francene:

I'm like, sorry, to be honest.

coryne:

Yes, How's your week? Oh, um, it's, I mean, it's only, it feels like it just got started. Um, it's fine. I, um. I did a bunch yesterday, and then today I got my hair done. Ooh.

coryne (2):

And,

coryne:

um, I had some stuff this morning too, so be pretty good. How about you? Are you settled back in from the big trip?

francene:

Oh, yes. Yeah, the, yeah, we came back last Monday. Um, it was so good. It was awesome fun. Like Luna, it looked

coryne:

fun.

francene:

Um, like Aaron hated it, but I Why hates going home? I dunno what it is. Yeah. Everything's so small. He's like this fucking toilet small. Like everything is small. Um. But yeah, it was really good.

coryne:

Hes super used, used to living in Texas where everything is way bigger than it needs to be.

francene:

Yeah,

coryne:

yeah.

francene:

And I dunno if I said to you, but you know dad's partner Susan?

coryne (2):

Yeah.

francene:

He has, um, three kids, Uhhuh, which like, well, they're like my brothers and sisters. Right. Did they get married? No, but like, I mean, it's been like 10 years, so I was like, siblings. Yeah, so Susan was like, they're not your brother and sister. And I was like, pretty much are. Anyway, so her son came up to meet me and it was like the best meeting ever.

coryne:

Oh wow.

francene:

He's so nice. He's like a year younger than me, just like the nicest guy. So I'm trying you the new stepbrother. No, I know. And I said this to him and I, I'm like, I know he loved it, but there was a, I'm sure. His eyes were looking at Aaron like, oh my God, is she crazy? Sometimes? Yeah, sometimes paper. My, I just wanna like message him, get to know him. Aw. Like you need to like calm it down. So like play

coryne:

it cool with your stepbrother, Fran. Cool down.

francene:

I know. So that was like the highlight of my trip.

coryne:

That's fun though. That's awesome. I mean, God, they've been together forever. I can't believe you've never met them, but I guess they live there. You're here. Yeah.

francene:

I know. That's why I appreciate even more that he came to like visit.

coryne:

That's cool. Very cool.

francene:

My family's growing.

coryne:

I love it. I mean, I have like 94 children that way, so I get it. It's like the easiest way, you know? I don't have to give birth to any of'em. Somebody else has to take care of'em most of the time. It's great. I. Highly recommend it. Okay, Tell everybody what we're doing today because they'll, I don't know if they remember.

francene:

Okay, so we are gonna recap. Season one in the best way possible by doing a fun quiz

coryne:

Trivia time, I'm gonna see if we really know what we've watched. Okay guys. Now you'll know if we're actually paying attention.

francene:

And you know what the book is called?

coryne:

What?

francene:

Absa Quizzing. Lly.

coryne:

That's perfection. Karen, where did you find that? That's awesome. I love it. Okay. I've got myself some little cards here so that I can show one at a time. My answers to you, Francine.

francene:

Uh, well I love it. So we've got Kara Heath here, team Heath. She is gonna be

coryne:

being with us tonight. Kara our number one fan and now quiz master of the show. Quite an illustrious job.

francene:

Yeah. Who is the biggest fan

coryne:

between me or you?

francene:

Who do you think's gonna win?

coryne:

Oh, um, we're both really competitive people, so game on. Okay. I have no idea. I, I'm interested to know,

francene:

you remember like the best details.

coryne:

I remember the best ones and then like, I can't remember a single one, one of the ancillary women characters names or No, the men. I remember all the women. I can't remember the men ever. So. That might not go my way. We'll see.

francene:

We'll see how hard this quizz is.

coryne:

Yeah.

francene:

Well, we're starting off with easy questions,

coryne:

easy first. Okay. Let's do it. I'm ready. I'm ready. Season one,

francene:

so it has a little intro. It says, Carrie begins her on again. Off again. Relationship with the de Mr. Big Samantha Extols. The virtues of having sex like a man. Miranda gets offended when none of her friends choose her for threesome and she worries about becoming the up the but girl. That's

coryne:

right. I love it.

francene:

One name, the four lead actresses.

coryne:

They're actual names.

francene:

Yep.

coryne:

If I can't, oh, of course my pen's not gonna work. Please hold. I have this pen now. This is gonna be the one to use.

francene:

Full names first and last and middle if you know it.

coryne:

Plus what year and day they were born. And um, oh, hold on man. It's amazing when you have to like do this on the spot.

francene:

I know I've literally drawn a blank on like one of the main ones and I hate myself. Oh

coryne:

God, I have to be quiet now and think about what her name is in real life. That's really sad. I cannot think of it. Um.

francene:

We can't use your phones, right?

coryne:

Why can't I think of this? This is terrible. These may not be as easy as we think. They are

francene:

the same person. We're drawing. Wait, the four actresses, right? Actress? Yeah, they're characters.

coryne:

Four main actresses. I can only get two right now. I know. I cannot think of the other. Why can't I think of their names?

francene:

I know it. I just can't. I can't like You can picture the face. No, it's really annoying. Like literally, this is probably one of the actresses that we've said her real name

coryne:

a thousand times. Yeah. Like right now. Why will it not come to me? That's so annoying. As soon as you say it, I'm gonna be so mad. Okay. It's not coming to me. We can call it.

francene:

Call it.

coryne:

Okay.

francene:

Okay. Who goes first? Cynthia Nixon and you have Sarah Jessica Parker. Okay. I have Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kristen Davis, and I could not. Kristen

coryne:

Davis. And it's what is freaking Samantha's name. Why can I, will it not come to me? It's, she's my favorite. I

francene:

know. What is it? Do you want me to give you a clue or just tell you No, give us a clue. She shares her first name with a Kardashian.

coryne:

Oh, Kim Catrell. Kim Catrell. Thank God. Oh my God. And why can't, why couldn't I think of freaking Samantha or um, uh, Charlotte's name?

cara:

Which

coryne:

one? Okay, I gotta warm up the brain. I gotta warm the brain up.

francene:

Oh. Does anyone get that answer? Do I get half point? Because I got three. You got three? You get the point. Okay.

coryne:

I got three with a hint. Okay. So whatever.

francene:

Okay. Which of the girls goes out with Nick, the Modernizer, whose friends gave him an ultimatum about bringing rapid dates to parties.

coryne:

Got it. Got it. Ready? Ready. You can do again. Two, three.

francene:

Miranda, Miranda,

coryne:

and Miranda. Yeah.

francene:

I know her real name just in case.

coryne:

I like, I know, I know. And I know. Can you see these little cards? You can see them? Yeah. Such neat writing. That's my cap. All caps writing. You're, you're writing, you're showing it to me and I'm like, tell me what it says because I dunno

cara:

what that says one too. Patty is gay male bestie.

francene:

Full name if you know it.

coryne (2):

Done

francene:

it. What? Middle name too? No, I

coryne:

don't know how to spell his last name, but I can say it. Stanford ble.

cara:

Got it.

francene:

Okay. What does Charlotte call the outfit that Cavi wears on her first official date with Big?

coryne:

Didn't even have to finish the question. Go

francene:

make a dress. Make a dress. Okay. This is a bit harder. Who is Carrie's European friend who lives a jet setting life as a professional girlfriend.

cara (2):

Oh, I can see her face. What's her name? Darling? Darling. Cha cha. Chow darling. Oh.

coryne:

What is her name though? I'm not gonna be able to remember her name. She's a, she's, that's what's her name. It's very European. I don't know. Do you know it?

francene:

I mean, I've given a good guess.

coryne:

What's your good guess? Franc? I wanna know

francene:

Nina Dolche, darling.

coryne:

Nina. I mean, Nina. I don't think it was Nina. Is it Nina?

cara:

Was it?

coryne:

No, it's like, um, oh, it's got at least two more syllables in there, Kara. What is it?

cara:

It's got a couple in there.

coryne:

Yeah. Oh,

cara:

I was called, what

cara (2):

is it? Amita.

coryne:

Amita? Yes. Amita. Yeah. I remember it was a longer name. That's a hard name. That's like not a name. That's like, yeah. I've ever heard again

francene:

what? One episode as well, or,

coryne:

yeah,

francene:

one episode. Oh, super fun. Oh,

coryne:

Karen knows all these answers. She's better than both of us.

francene:

Okay. What sex toy does Miranda introduce to the group that Charlotte becomes addicted to? That's an easy one.

coryne:

Who has also been to New York to that sex shop and they still sold it. The rabbit,

francene:

the bunny rabbit. It's the rabbit. We'll get it. Okay. Which I never had one. Okay, this is a good one. When she goes to scope out big's publisher, ex-wife, what unusual genre of book does Carrie pitch while trying to come up with a reason to be there?

coryne:

You ready?

francene:

Yeah.

coryne:

Cigarette smoking children's book.

francene:

Oh yeah, so I wrote Cigarette. It takes you to a new place and her name was, was it Little Jessie or something? Jenny?

coryne:

I think it was Jen. Jenny Little Jenny and her Magic Cigarettes. Oh,

francene:

magic Cigarettes. Children's book for adults.

coryne:

Yeah. Oh, that's right. She did want to pet Children's book. We knew way more than that. Okay.

francene:

Look at our detail. Okay. What does Charlotte's boyfriend Brian ask her for? That necessitates an emergency conference of all four girls in the back of a cab.

coryne:

Ready?

francene (2):

Yeah, sure. You'll know this.

coryne:

You were an anal. I wrote up the butt sex. Both get it because she says, I don't wanna be up the butt girl.

francene:

I took that all the way through to like adulthood.

coryne:

Yes, you have onto it butt, but Charlotte said, okay guys.

francene:

Okay. What happens to her bus ad that Carrie finds mortifying

coryne:

okay, ready? Someone draws a dick on it.

cara:

I said cock Someone draws a cock in her face. Yeah, the penis

francene:

UK too long.

coryne:

All three of those terms,

francene:

they count. Yeah. Okay, this is the last one considered easy. What sexual act does Samantha call the blowjob of the nineties? The blowjob of the nineties. I think Corinne has it.

coryne:

This is where I, this is where I edge back in.

francene:

Oh, no way. This is the war you'll tie up of the nineties. Oh, damnit. Ready? Um, it goes, do you say anal? No. Anal not right. It's not like giving head to a girl. No, no.

coryne:

Hold on. Wait. I wanna a second guess. I want a second guess

cara:

pussy.

coryne:

No. The blowjob of the nineties was, oh, is it? Is it threesomes? Yeah.

cara:

Threesomes.

coryne:

Threesomes. Yeah.

cara:

Count.

coryne:

No, Kara, you gotta watch Watcher

francene:

Zeros. Okay. The bonus. Is, um, a quota ball. So I'm gonna say a quote and like, who said it, or it might be like a bit of a conversation and you have to see if you can finish the quote or the sentence.

coryne:

Okay.

francene:

How many

coryne:

of these are there?

francene:

This is like one for each kind of group of questions, however many we do.

coryne:

Okay. Okay.'cause I was gonna say, we could go like back and forth and like say'em out loud, but go ahead.

francene:

Um, and then there's another slight bonus if you guess the episode it was from

coryne (3):

Oh, oh, dun, dun dun.

francene:

Season one. Yeah, all season one. This is just from season one. Okay. One. So it's Carrie that said it. New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, and people who can't get it. No wonder the sit-in ever sleeps what comes next. New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, and people who can't get it. No wonder the city ever sleeps. Remember she had like cute like intros to stuff or the ending of a episode or something. It's like one of those.

coryne (3):

I know what episode it is, but I don't know what comes next.

francene:

So you can get two points here if you get both. Okay. Hold on. You guess. Uh, episode? Yes. And you guessed full guess. You guessed both. Sure. Okay. We'll give Correct. Okay.

coryne:

Go. Francine. Go. What you got?

francene:

What do you think it says? Because we are waiting to get laid?

coryne:

I think it's, this is not gonna be exact, but I think it's something to the effect of, and I write a column, a weekly column about it.

francene:

It is. It's too busy trying to get late. Oh, come on.

coryne:

That's pretty good, Francine. That's pretty good. It's episode one though, right? Is it episode

francene:

one? I know the name though. I don't know what episode it was. Then. You have to look that up. I said episode two. Well, can you look up the name of those quickly? Oh

coryne:

yeah.

francene:

It takes the name of the episode here.

coryne:

What's the name of the episode?

francene:

The Drought.

coryne:

Oh, that's not, I don't think that's episode one.

francene:

No, you're right. The drought is not, it's like one of the layer ones. That's when she's with big and she farts

coryne:

the drought is Oh.

francene:

Oh. And like Yeah, they don't, yeah, it's episode 11 and then they don't Oh

coryne:

wow. She was in it. I thought she was talk, I thought that was like an intro to like what the show was about and she was gonna talk about her column. Okay. That was tough.

francene:

Okay, so INE gets one there'cause she kind of got it.

coryne:

If she gets one, I get the one for the other thing that I guess after you, the, I got the three-way after a new anal was wrong. Okay. Okay.

francene:

Yeah. You get that? The three, seven.

coryne:

She's a half a point ahead. Calm it down.

francene:

She's. Oh no, let's just check her. You you buy a

coryne:

half a point. Franc. We

francene:

giving her half for the first one? No, it was a full, because I got three out four.

coryne:

Uh, I got three too. She just had to tell me a hint on the third one. You get a half a point.

francene:

I half a point ahead. Fnc has eight and a half. Oof. And you have eight. Corin be like big tool for you. Yes.

coryne:

Exactly eight and a half

francene:

of these ones. The hard ones, or no?

coryne:

What'd you say?

francene:

Wanna try some of the hard ones?

coryne:

May as well.

francene:

Let's just do like three and we'll see how we go. Okay. Yeah. And then we'll do, okay. Okay, so the intro is cavi couldn't help but wonder why are there so many great unmarried women, women and no great unmarried men? Is there a secret cold war between marries, married and singles? In a city like New York with its infinite possibilities, has monogamy become monogamy become too much to expect. Oh, that's not a question. You're just

coryne:

going, that's the summary of the like going, getting into it.

francene:

Yeah, that's fine. That's the intro. Okay. Do I need to finish this? What word does ca solve for Big on his crossword puzzle? Ooh. Oh,

coryne:

that's tough.

francene:

Yeah, I remember she leans over him.

coryne:

Yes. And he shows her where he is working and like tells her the clue and she doesn't, does she write? No, he writes it in. What's the word? That's a good one. Hmm. Is it monogamy? Okay. Wouldn't that be funny?

francene:

It must be something.

coryne (3):

Oh, I don't know that one. That's tough.

francene:

Oh, that you're done. Yeah. Do you know any guesses?

coryne:

I don't know.

francene:

What? Viola?

coryne:

Viola architecture. I'm gonna guess architecture

francene:

hinge. Oh, close

coryne:

hinge.

francene:

I don't remember that. I remember when it

coryne:

happens. I just don't remember the word.

francene:

Even when, I don't remember the word, but I'm like, there's no way she was able to read that. See it from where she was standing. Okay. I'm gonna pick and choose. I mean, that's incredible. Eyesight. Why does Sam, uh, Stanford propose marriage to ka?

coryne:

Why does Stanford Oh, a long explanation. Francine. All right. Ready?

francene:

Yeah.

coryne:

Inheritances from grandma. Oh,

francene:

I said big what

coryne:

here?

francene:

S from his grand.

coryne:

Yeah.

francene:

Both. Got it. Both. Got it. Good job. That's a good one. Corinne is a few words. A

coryne:

woman. A few words. I'm efficient.

francene:

Okay. When her boyfriend, Jack suggests a threesome with a woman at par A to Charlotte, what does Charlotte do to signal the woman?

coryne:

See, we might know these. We might know already. 1, 2, 3.

francene:

Wait, wait. She winks, right? And she's

coryne:

fucking terrible at it. By the bye, she's like,

francene:

um, according to Carrie, what was the closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane?

cara (2):

The face is thinking.

coryne:

You ready? Yeah. What'd

francene:

you say?

coryne:

Downgraded to coach.

francene:

Oh fuck. I wrote some guy brushed up against her,

coryne:

what is it?

francene:

She lost her luggage on a flight to Palm Beach.

coryne:

Yeah, I knew it had to be something like that. Like some regular thing?

francene:

Yeah. Like messed up. Yeah.

coryne:

Yeah.

francene:

No. Okay. Um, what boring topic is Bernie Turtle tub. Was that his name? Yeah. Yes. Talking about when Samantha realizes a makeover will never make him more interesting and dumps him.

coryne:

1, 2, 3, go. Mushrooms.

francene:

Oh fuck. Said truffles.

coryne:

Truffle mushrooms.

francene:

Yeah, truffle. Yeah.

coryne:

Same. Yeah. Yeah.

francene:

Well

coryne:

that's close call. Oops. Good job. See how I graciously gave that to you, France. I'll ask if you that as the game continues. Thank you. You half point.

francene:

Okay. What does Carrie say? Hampton's house guests are always required to do regardless of profession.

coryne:

Oh, am I gonna add her out here? Do I have this? And she doesn't. Tick, tick, tick, tick. Okay. Ready? You go first.

francene:

Give you breakfast without caulk.

coryne:

Sing for their supper.

cara (2):

She into the

coryne:

lead

francene:

it. What social event does Carrie describe as hell on Earth that only your closest friends inflict on you?

coryne:

Ready? Yeah. 1, 2, 3. Baby shower.

francene:

Baby shower. Yeah. Gotta get that half point.

coryne:

Are these the hard ones? I feel pretty good about it.

francene:

Yeah. Um, and then there's the difficult, but I don't know.

coryne (2):

Hmm.

francene:

Okay. Last one for the hard we'll do and then we'll do the quotable. Um, how long was Miranda's unintentional sex? Drought?

coryne (2):

Oh

coryne:

Hmm. I don't remember exactly. Do you remember?

francene:

I think so, but I don't know if I'm getting confused with Ross from friends. You also had one.

coryne:

Okay. I'm gonna, this is a solid guess, but I don't know, six months. Said three. Three, three. Yeah. I still had three at first, but then I was like, is that really a drought?

francene:

I think Ross had six months.

coryne:

Oh, I think Ross had a year, didn't he? To be like a year. Yeah. I thought it was something crazy.

francene:

Okay, cool. I say we

coryne:

do one hard question, like the difficult, like just, let's see. Let's see what they're asking. I.

francene:

Considered hard and then difficult. Okay.

coryne (2):

Yeah, the

francene:

hard quotable. Okay, big says, Cady writes a fantastic column. It's called Sex in the City. Max was his friend. Well, if you're looking for material, you're dating the right man. Big says, oh, thank you, max. Cady says, are we dating? I thought we were just sleeping together. Big says, oh, I'm sure tonight. Do you want me to read it again? Tell me. I only want you to do the flexes when you read them, and then remember to try and guess the name of the episode if you can.

coryne (3):

The name of that episode, the

francene:

number, I guess, and we'll look it up.

coryne (3):

I feel like that's, I don't know the name of it, but I think I know, which I might know which one.

cara:

Okay. You wanna go? Few answers. Oh, no. Ine still. Oh, she's erasing.

coryne:

She's erasing. Are you ready?

francene:

Yeah. What did he say? Okay. I think

coryne:

he said, he says, oh, I'm pretty sure tonight we won't be doing either. What do you think?

francene:

Like that? I just said, I am pretty sure tonight we won't be. Won't be doing E much of either. So I think much of either.

coryne:

Good job.

francene:

She got that extra word. What episode?

coryne:

I think episode four.

francene:

I said episode four too. Okay. What name is episode four Then?

coryne:

Well, what's the name? It says, and we can see what episode it was.

francene:

Okay, well it's the one that Francine has to say.

coryne:

Um, monogamy.

francene:

Monogamy. The monogamous. Monogamous.

coryne:

Did she learn, see

cara:

what?

francene:

7 0 7, okay, so Kain, Kain just gets one and then Francine done. Okay, so we did eight in that round and Francine got 1, 2, 2 back. So Corrine's a point and a half ahead. Five. And Corinne got one, two, uh, 6, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. So one point extra. That one, but So you're half a point ahead I think. One more. Which one? One, two,

coryne:

I'm sure. I think I got one. And then you got one. And then I got one. So yeah, I think I'm still just a half a point ahead. Okay.

coryne (3):

Just so

cara:

we know. Got

coryne (3):

one. What do I win if I win this?

francene:

You got three months and she said six months. Oh, that's right. That's right. That one. And then the tide again there. And then the bonus one there just. Give you the extra, edge it out. Basically. Half a point extra right now. Yeah. You grad.

coryne:

I went street grad. I got so much of that though.

francene:

That's true. We do like one difficult one.

coryne:

I just wanna hear one. We don't have to write it down. We can just guess together. Francie, this is not for a point. Just for fun.

francene:

Okay. Patty spends a weekend in the Hamptons with Peter and patients. The trip is cut short when she sees Peter walking around the house casually naked from the waist down. What restaurant item does she compare? His, this one I compare his penis to when she's recounting the story to the girls.

coryne:

Oh, oh, oh, I know this one. That's crazy. You know what too?

cara (2):

Yeah. Okay.

coryne:

I put right. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Pepper, pepper grinder. Yeah. Yeah.

francene:

Because they're saying a brunch, right? Yeah. The Pepper Mill.

coryne:

Yeah, the pepper. I wrote pe, see I wrote Pepper Mill, and then I re corrected it to Grindr.'cause I was like, is Pepper Mill the right term? But yeah, that's what it is.

francene:

What word does Skipper use to describe Miranda that convinces her to give him a chance?

coryne (2):

Oh,

francene (2):

good one.

coryne:

It's gotta be like, um, interesting or, um, intelligent, or

francene:

you think, I think he said she was like hot or something.

coryne:

Oh, it might be that you're right, because it is it off the

francene:

hill. I think about him, he's a bit like

coryne:

nerdy.

francene:

Nerdy and like thoughtful more so it's a bit more, well, he definitely did say she would've hated that. Beautiful. It's on that line, but like pretty even more

coryne:

stunning. Miraculous.

francene:

What is it?

coryne:

That's a tough one.

cara:

Luminous.

coryne:

Luminous. Oh wow. That's a good word. Skips. Way to go. Way go.

francene:

Um, okay. Do you want to do Miss Catie ones or, yeah. Okay, so this is just about. Ms. Bradshaw through the seasons.

coryne:

Yeah, so all seasons. Okay.

francene:

Yeah. So what we are gonna do is for each of the seasons, we are gonna do a quiz to see how well we have recapped, and then at the end we're gonna pick a topic, but it is gonna go through all of the seasons. So this will be fun things for us to look forward to. Mm-hmm. So the intro to this is, this is an interesting fact. I didn't know you probably did. KA is the only main cast member who never showed her breasts during the SE series. I

coryne:

did know that. Yeah, it

francene:

wasn't a character choice. It was due to the actress Sarah Jessica Parker's long, long standing policy to have a known nudity clause in her. No boobies.

coryne:

No boobies from Carrie.

francene:

What shoe size is Patty? In real life?

coryne:

No, in the show, silly. I mean in real life or in the show?

francene:

Probably the same, isn't it? But it's technically CAD is what they're asking. Not say their desk bar. Oh, I think we're this, my God, if we're not, I'm gonna be really sad. But she's, so is she

coryne:

now, are they giving us sizes or the European sizing?

francene:

I would imagine This is a US size. Us, yeah. Not a UK size.

coryne:

The shoes she wears are all in European sizes.

francene:

This is, I think this is definitely a US size, so there's no way she, okay. I'm going with a got,

coryne:

are we gonna do these one at a time or are we gonna write'em all down and then check all the answers?

francene:

That's one. What do you mean one at a

coryne:

time? Are you ready?

francene:

Yeah.

coryne:

Seven.

francene:

Oh fuck. Is it seven? It's seven. I thought she was my side. She's like four 11. Francine. I was surprised she was even a seven.

coryne:

Yeah, I, at first I was like, she's gonna be like a six or a six and a half. But I remembered

francene:

got bigger feet than she dies.

coryne:

Well, but seven is big for somebody that tiny. I think

francene:

that's okay. Cady appear. Kady appears on the cover of New York Magazine, looking rested with no makeup and a cigarette. What's the headline? Remember your punctuation.

coryne:

You didn't even have to say it. Ready?

cara:

Single and

coryne:

single. I thought it was 30 and fabulous. Question mark.

francene:

Single and fabulous. Single.

coryne:

Okay.

francene:

Half a point. I still give you half a point. You got, she got half of it.

coryne:

Single and fabulous. Question mark. The worst. The worst.

francene:

Okay. What kind of cigarettes did KA smoke for? Multiple seasons. I love the way I'm writing it as if you can see my answer. I can

coryne:

see your answers. Like, thanks for thinking I'm a cheater, whatever, ene. You got it? Yeah. Ready? Marble lights.

cara:

Uh,

francene:

we'll, got it. Okay. What reason does Catie give for why meeting a boyfriend's parents has always been her thing?

coryne:

This is the later season when this comes in. Ready?

francene:

Yeah.

coryne:

Parents love me.

francene:

Oh, I said parents because they love her.

coryne:

Yeah. Parents love her.

francene:

Adorable.

coryne:

Adorable. Oh, look at us both. Getting that wrong,

francene:

giving

coryne:

it to

francene:

anyone. No. Adore.

coryne:

Oh,

cara:

mom,

coryne:

right? Adorable and adore me.

cara:

We in French.

coryne:

Stretching, stretching, Francine to stretch. We, we need a judge on these answers. Where's, where's Aaron?

francene:

She's not getting it. What season did ca dramatically cut her hair into a short, curly bulb? Oh, it's the worst. It is pretty bad, isn't it?

coryne:

Oh, it's one of my favorites. I love that. Look on her.

francene:

Oh, you do?

coryne:

Uhhuh. It's one of my favorites on her. I love it.

francene:

In this season And the first one, the start of it. The first episode? Yeah. This is like the burger season.

coryne:

I might be wrong. Hold on. I'm gonna rethink my answer on that. Okay. Are you ready?

francene:

Yeah.

coryne:

Four.

francene:

Yes. I said five, four.

coryne:

Four. Um, I wrote six at first, so don't feel bad. I had to rethink that. I was like, there's only six seasons calmed down.

francene:

Um,

coryne:

okay. So Corinne

francene:

got, is that the burger season then? Season four?

coryne:

Yeah, that's when she has that short haircut.

francene:

There's only six seasons. It's gotta be,

coryne:

yeah, that's when she meets him.'cause she's got that hair.

francene:

Oh, I guess,

coryne:

I guess.

francene:

Patty's secret single behavior that she feels like she can't do when Aiden's around, involve standing in her kitchen while reading fashion magazines and eating what? This is pretty hard. It's very unique, I'll tell you that. Ready? Mm. Kind of, what'd you say? Saltines. Ooh.

cara:

Saltines with grape jelly. With grape jelly halfway

francene:

with grape jelly of saltine. Did you get that? Wow.

coryne:

I heard the crackers. I remember the crackers. I didn't remember

francene:

crackers. Yeah, saltines are like salty crackers. Oh god.

coryne:

The little like square crackers that we eat. Yeah.

francene:

Dam it. Oh good. You wait until the Miranda quit. Does Ka tell Miranda is her scary age? Her scary age? What does Karie tell Miranda is her scary age.

coryne:

Hmm. I remember that episode. I don't remember the age. Probably way less than this. Are you ready?

cara:

Um,

coryne:

45.

cara:

45 taking the lead. Why is that your scary age? Smile.

coryne:

I'm 45 maybe. I, I was feeling kismet.

francene:

Okay. What is the name of Kylie's High School Boyfriend With whom she reconnects in season six. Oh God. Oh,

coryne:

I, I know the actor that plays him. X-Files. Yep. Um, oh, that's tough. I think I might know his first name.

francene:

I feel like it's a boring name, isn't it? Yeah.

coryne:

I only have a Oh, okay. I think it is. Yeah. It's a very, like,

francene:

if you get this, I wanna be super impressed.

coryne:

It's a Christian name.

cara:

Okay. You ready?

coryne (3):

Yeah.

coryne:

Ready

coryne (3):

David?

cara:

John.

coryne (3):

John.

francene:

Jeremy. Jeremy.

coryne:

Yeah. No,

francene:

it's a better name than I thought it would be. It

coryne:

is better than I expected. It's not a Christian name.

francene:

Um, this is a good one. I don't know this. How old was Carrie when her father left? Her and her mom? I don't really even remember that.

coryne:

I remember this episode. It's a brief conversation because it's one of the only times we hear anything about Carrie's like parents'cause they're not in the ever in the show

francene:

is, is this the abortion episode?

coryne:

No, it's episode where she's talking about, this is later where she's talking about like why she's, you know, it's, I think it's after she cheats on Aiden and, oh, spoiler alert. And I think she's saying like, it's is, is, you know, my mom left my dad when I was the age. Is that why, you know, I, I'm fucked up About relationships. Yeah. It's like one line.

francene:

I don't remember that at all. I don't either. Okay.

coryne:

I guess six. Oh, good. Four.

francene:

Ooh, right in the middle. Gag spot

coryne:

five. Yeah. Yeah. I knew she was little

francene:

good guesses. Incorrect, but good guess. And four, like educated guesses. Where did Kylie lose her virginity? Oh, I don't remember this one either. Oh, and is a con,

coryne:

is this a conversation she's having with Jeremy? I think, Ooh, I think I just remembered.

francene:

I would never guess You got an answer. Sure

coryne:

I do.

francene:

Okay. Back of a

coryne:

car?

francene:

No, I said skating, disco. Bar? No.

coryne:

What is it?

francene:

On a ping pong table? Oh, when does,

coryne:

oh, we're gonna come back to that when we see that. I, I'll remember that. When you

francene:

see it next year? Yes.

coryne:

Yeah.

francene:

For your first time. Okay. Bonus on a ping bonus quotable. Okay. Stand bird says, I need your advice, but in order to get it, I have to confess something. I'm asking you not to judge me. Carrie says, who am I to judge anyone I had? Ugh. Oh, I thought you were going to go somewhere else with that. Why? To judge anyone I had,

coryne:

and I can see this moment. What was she talking about?

francene:

Yeah, I was gonna, judge Danford says, I need your advice, but in order to get it, I have to confess something. I'm asking you not to judge me. Carrie says, who am I to judge anyone I had?

cara:

I'm just excited

francene:

to see what we come up with. Oh God, I, I can see the conversation.

coryne:

I can too. And I, I'm trying to think who she's dating at this moment.

francene:

Do you want me to give you a clue? Um, or no clue? No.'cause now I've. She does this after she says this to him. So I can't say that

francene (2):

I had Or have had, had I had. Oh my God.

francene:

Oh, um, I can give you a clue. Okay. I'll take a, do you wanna a clue? But you both have to agree to a clue.

coryne:

Yeah, yeah.

francene:

I'm

coryne:

good with it.

francene:

Something to do with her physical appearance.

cara:

Okay. Her appearance.

coryne (2):

Do,

francene (2):

do,

coryne:

um, um, oh, wait, uh, okay. Okay. Hold. Okay. Okay. Okay. Right. I feel a little bit confident.

francene:

Get one point back.

francene (2):

I breathing, trying.

francene:

Oh, and you can guess the episode too, but I have no idea. Oh, I dunno. It might be, I don't even know how to pronounce it. Oh, this is, you know, the season? This is season two. Oh,

coryne:

season and episode.

francene:

Oh, you're right. But, well, I mean, I guess you can guess the season'cause it's just, I don't know. It's the episode name and I don't know what season. Yeah,

coryne:

I think the episode. They,

francene:

I don't know how to, I'm either

coryne:

all the way right or a hundred percent wrong.

francene:

I don't know how to pronounce it. That's your clue.

coryne:

Oh, okay. Well, that's not it. Which one? You don't know how to pronounce. Oh. Oh, it's um, I know the episode name and I have to think about it because Francine couldn't pronounce it either.

francene:

I dunno if it's from season one, remember? It's season two, isn't it? I don't know. It could be any season, to be honest.

coryne:

Okay. These are all guesses, but it's educated at best.

francene:

Who? Who? Okay. Corinne, you say you're first. Who am I to judge? Anyone I had,

coryne:

I had, um, newspaper lines on my face for a photo shoot.

francene:

Good gas, but no, I had bangs in the nineties. That's,

cara:

oh, the eighties. That's that.

coryne:

The point. That's too close. That's too close.

cara:

That one. Yeah. That was too close.

coryne:

That's way too close it. The episode has gotta be the one that's the, it says masochists in it. Is it? No.

francene:

Season two, episode 13. You'd have to look it up what you have. It's called La la

coryne:

the the Exquisite Pain. LA That, that was, I was thinking of that, but Oh, it,

francene:

that's the last one of season

coryne:

one. It would have to be one 13. Yeah. Okay.

francene:

So not on that. So, including the hard one you guys both got Francine, you just got four there? Uh, yeah, it was season two, got six and a half. Dammit. Season two episode 12, isis, season two, episode 13.

coryne:

Nice. That's the big tool for you episode. Yeah, that's what, that's, that's the conversation they're having. Yeah.

francene:

Okay, Corrine is the winner. 20 and half points by 17 and a half. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. At the end they're pretty strong. I You did. You shoulda just stopped on, you know the first one. You know your catty.

coryne:

I, I know my Carrie. That was always wait till the, the, um, not Miranda, the Charlotte one comes around. Kill me.

francene:

Charlotte and Miranda. I'm ready.

coryne:

Samantha and Carrie are the ones that I'll get all of it.

francene:

That's swatting up.

coryne:

Yes. I loved it. That was awesome.

cara (2):

That was a lot of fun.

coryne:

Yeah, I like it. That's a good. A good recap on an episode for sure. And I'll say, good on us. We are, we are paying attention. We know what we're doing right. Or we know our trivia, our sex and city trivia

francene:

does it really well. Like, I mean, you got a lot that I. Wasn't sure you would get, I mean, wait, wait until we do season two because Well now

coryne:

we're gonna be bold. We're gonna be like, let's start with the difficult we

francene:

can. That's what I mean. Yeah. That's what I think so too.

coryne:

Yeah. Work backwards from there.'cause we can do it.

francene:

I think so,

coryne:

yeah. Very cool. And we'll, we're our next plan is to begin season three. We're gonna start back up soon.

francene:

Yes. So we're gonna do one more. We recap season two, and then we're gonna go straight into season three. Baby.

coryne:

Are you ready

francene:

immediately, the politician?

coryne:

Oh, I can't wait. I love that guy. He's such good content.