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Join us with season 2 quiz... let's see who will be the Sex and The City Trivia Queen this week (after Coryne taking the title after season 1!) 

We will quiz ourselves on season 2, then add bonus quiz focused on Miranda! 

Next week we are back with our usual flow, recapping season 3 (yay!) 

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francene

How's it going? Awesome. How are you?

coryne

All right. I'm like fighting something off. Oh, no. I have like a, my throat is like sore to the touch, but on the outside, not like when I swallow and um Oh,

francene

like it feels bruised.

coryne

Yeah, like right here. It's like. Sore to the touch. Oh, I know. It's bizarre. But it, this afternoon I'm just like, I can feel it. You know how you can just feel when your body's like having Yes.

francene

Coming.

coryne

Yeah. So I mean, I think maybe it's just like a, my lymph node is like. Like, because that's here, but like, maybe it's just like radiating pain lower or something. So it's, it's obviously working, but I don't know. I don't feel my best.

francene

Oh, I'm sorry. I know it's got like, um, what do we call it in Scotland? Like a hot totty? Hmm. You know, when you get like whiskey, I don't like it though. Whiskey, honey. Lemon. But it's, it's hot.

coryne

Yeah.

francene

That solves everything. Apparently

coryne

whiskey makes it all better, for sure.

cara

Certainly kills bacteria. So

coryne

yeah, I've been doing all of the, uh, all of the like immune boosting things yesterday and today trying to like, keep it from fully taking over. So hopefully, hopefully that will keep it at bay. Oh, I hope so. Is crossing okay? Mm-hmm. She's good. That's good. Yeah, she feels fine. She, she was super sick, uh, like a week ago, I think, and finally got better. Like last week she was like a full week of her being better. So I swear she can't stay. Well, I think I stayed out. It was so nice on Sunday. I was outside all day and I wonder if it's just like not all the freaking pollen. Oh my god. Yeah. You know, Colin has being

francene

so bad. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

coryne

Crazy.

francene

I've literally washed my car like I'm so. Like, I don't know. I think it's like the OCD in me that I've literally washed my car like every day. I'm joking. What? Like gone through a carwash? Yeah, like on the way to work. I just like go through.'cause I cannot stand having like the residue, like on the car. I dunno what it is. That's

cara

definitely the cd.

francene

And then the other day it rained. I was like, fuck, I'm gonna have to redo it.

cara

Hopefully

francene

just so annoying.

coryne

I had mine washed yesterday'cause it was literally like sticky from all the dang pollen that is just everywhere and, and I put it in the garage so I'm like, maybe that'll keep it clean for like a week of, you know, not being out in it

francene

as it seeps into the garage. Yeah.

coryne

Yeah. Probably.

francene

So we are back with our host, master Kara.

coryne

Quiz Master. Kara, I gotta get, I just remember I need paper for this joint. Let's see here. I think I have paper.

francene

Yep. I have paper handy next to, I thought you were getting your cheat sheets.

coryne

No, I can't Google as fast as, uh, Kara gets this time. I have to trust my instincts here. Same chat g.

francene

Bt is not quick enough to record, not answer my best friend. You already

cara

hit your limit too. I already hit

francene

my limit today,

coryne

can you see this writing right there? Can you see that?

francene

The

coryne

scribble? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the ink color is freaking gray. Like how are y'all gonna see? I'm gonna have to, but just

cara

be sure and like say it. Can you see that need to like say Yeah. Front scene

coryne

because it's,

cara

yes, we have.

coryne

Not just show, I mean, not obviously, but

francene

I want you, well, we'll just do a, a silent

coryne

podcast with my, yeah. I don't want you to think I'm cheating with my invisible ink pen over here. Like No, I swear. It's, it's

francene

here.

coryne

It's, yeah, for sure. Um,

francene

okay, so this episode before we go into recording, um, season three, three.

coryne

Yeah.

francene

This is our. Season two quiz. So Kara's here, we are gonna go straight to the hard questions because, Ooh, dentist, clearly we don't need easy. We're that good?

coryne

We've learned

francene

for everyone following along. Corinne is winner of one. I am winner of none.

coryne

We'll keep

francene

tally

coryne

and, and for those of you who don't know Francine, she's like just like a hair competitive. So it has not literally. It has not haunted her every single night for the last week that she did not win. Okay. I promise.

francene

Literally. And then the other thing we're gonna do is instead of doing what we had originally planned, was one of like the kind of random, random quizzes on shoes. We are just gonna go and pick Miranda for tonight.

cara

But we're gonna do all, so the next season we'll do all four of the characters first before we do other random quizzes.'cause there's loads of random quizzes. So we figured it would be better to at least do all four'cause we're never gonna get to all the random ones.

coryne

Yeah, that's true. She, we'll do the four characters for the

cara

next. So Kara

coryne

Francine obviously picked Miranda because she thinks she has an edge, whatever.

cara

No, I did. That's funny. You think you have an edge? I thought yours was, um.

coryne

Charlotte? Charlotte.

francene

Charlotte? Yeah. I'm a touch of Miranda. Oh, okay. Okay. Sorry. That was me then. I just didn't say anything when Kara suggested I Yeah, that sounds good.

coryne

I like it. I like it. Go with it.

francene

Great idea, Kara.

coryne

Yeah. Sorry

francene

Kara. Um, okay. So are we ready to kick off?

cara

Yeah, kick off.

francene

You want me to read the little blurb again? Do do you have any? Love it. Do it. Um, quiz music. Quiz. Yeah. No, obviously not that prepared. Well, we'll find some quiz music. Yeah.

cara

Yeah. To get

francene

the ball rolling. Okay. Season two,

cara

it says, Carrie couldn't help but wonder, do you have to play games to make a re relationship work in a city as cynical as New York, is it possible to believe and love at first sight? Can you be friends with an ex. Okay. Question one. According to Caddy's epiphany about her and Natasha, what two types of women, women are there in the world?

coryne

Oh, what words does she use?

francene

There are two types of women in the world. Yeah. What two types of women are there

cara

in the world?

francene

Uh. Oh fuck. Hold on. Um, oh my God. Do you know it? Corrine,

coryne

it's coming to me. I know the scene and I can, I'm thinking of the moment.

francene

Okay.

cara

Do you have an answer?

coryne

So it's, it's, this is, it's a reference to a, an affair to remember. And I think the answer is going to be the names of these two women. Like, I think it's like a Bonnie and I can't remember, but it's essentially like a, like the plain refined one and the one with like the wild hair and like the, you know, the untamable one. What'd you write Frank

francene

from? From the movie? The Way we were. The

coryne

way we were Not an affair to remember the way we were.

francene

And it was Bat Midler and it was something in Hubble. I said, Mildred,

coryne

no, it's, well, what she says to Hubble is, your girl is lovely. Hubble. Hubble. Hubble is the man in the movie though. But the two women they named Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, and,

francene

and, oh my God.'cause she's the other girl. You don't wanna be the Katie girl. You wanna be the. Fuck the Wild

coryne

Girl. Yeah, Katie. And it's like, it's like, be not Beverly Bonnie. It would help if we've seen the movie. Have you seen the movie? I think I have, but like in my, like teens, fuck. I haven't, I think I watched in this cinema class that I took years ago, but I can't, but that's what it's referring to. He's a lovely hobble. A, a Katy girl or a the other one.

cara

You want me to tell you?

coryne

Yes.

cara

Well, you got Katie Girl. That was pretty good. Yeah. Like got that after talking, but Simple Girls and Katie. Girls. Simple.

coryne

Oh, Katie is the, the Carrie one. Simple. Katie is girls and Katie Girls. Yeah. Is that half I, yeah, that's a, are we agreeing

cara

when you get half point? Yeah. You've got Ka I think

coryne

half point for sure on that one.

cara

Yeah. That I was,

coryne

I mean, we sorted through it together, but we did. Yeah, I had the movie wrong. A fair to remember, but it's the way we were anyway. Very

cara

impressive. That was a hard one.

francene

Okay. Literally that was hard. In the hard.

cara

Okay. What is Miranda's code phrase to Carrie when she's being set up with the guy and she's not interested? Oh, it was from the Freak show. This is what is Miranda's code base to carry when she's being set up with a guy and she's not interested. I.

coryne

Oh, I know. Oh, oh. Um, uh, yes. It's isn't not a word though, is it? Hold on.

francene

Do we get bonus for the episode? No, no,

coryne

no. Bonus. Are you ready?

francene

Okay, fine. Yeah. But you can show I

coryne

have to feed my cat.

francene

I, oh my God. Yes.

coryne

Yeah. I have to feed my cat. Yeah. Need to feed

francene

my cat. Well, episode was it that, you know, um, it was episode three. The Freak show. Freak Show.

coryne

Yeah.

francene

I have, I

cara

have to go feed my cat both at points. Winner, winner.

coryne

Nice.

cara

Nice. Good job. Okay. What celebrity does Samantha fortunately meet while doing construction work on Javier house? Rescuing her from a social blacklist.

coryne

Done. Got it. I mean, I'm just, it just takes me longer to write it. Whatever. I knew it immediately too. What is it? Leo DiCaprio. Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. Staves her from social suicide.

cara

Okay. When Carrie first finds out about Natasha and Big, what is her less than kind nickname for Natasha?

coryne

Okay. It's the stick figure with no soul.

francene

Oh fuck. I said stick figure. It's so harsh.

coryne

Stick figure with no soul.

cara

What did you say? Corrine though?

coryne

Stick figure with no soul.

cara

Okay, you got it the closest, but it was the idiot stick figure with no soul. Idiot. Stick figure with no soul. I knew there was one more adverb in there. I think you still get it though. What did you get? What I figure. Stick figure. Did she get half a point? No, not I get half a point for helping you with Katie. It's true. Okay. Florine gets the point. That was pretty close. That was good. Okay. What trashy TV show is Miranda watching when she starts choking on food and has to like, I'm like maneuver herself.

coryne

Trashy

cara

TV show. Was she watching something? Mm-hmm. I remember this episode obviously too, but I don't specifically remember, but I have a guess

francene

because she just moved in, right? And then she does it herself. Oh, no. In the Kitchen. Doesn't know what trashy TV show. No, that's a good one.

coryne

Let me think. What trashy tv would you be wa? Um, it's not during the day, so it can't be Jerry Springer.

francene

It was also the nine A. Oh, was it?

coryne

Yeah. Late nineties, early two thousands, trashy tv. They must say it like she, I don't

cara

know what it is. It must be like a monologue

coryne

as she's turning it on you. You don't recognize it?

francene

No. Oh. Um, which might make it harder for you if it wasn't in the uk? Okay. I've made a guess.

coryne

That is a tough one. I don't even know what to guess would be on. Trashy TV in the late nineties. Hmm. I don't know. I'm gonna say wrestling. What was she watching?

francene

I said Days of Our Lives. Hard copy. Oh, what

coryne

is that? Oh, hard copy. What is that? That's, that's funny.'cause that's not really trashy. That's like a, it's like law and order. Oh, okay. Yeah. For her, I guess it's trashy for Miranda. Yeah. It makes sense for her. But yeah. Mm-hmm. That's that one. I would, yeah, that was, that's a good one.

cara

What crop does Samantha use on the waiter at the s and m themed nightclub? Who brings her a drink and with a twist when she ordered an olive

coryne

crop whipping crop? Yeah.

cara

A what? Whip

coryne

Whipping crop. Like a crop. A riding crop. Riding crop. Yes. Same thing. It's this, is she Same thing?

cara

I, yeah, I wouldn't know. Okay.

francene

Oh, you wouldn't know

cara

the, uh, riding crop, but is that for like horse riding? That You

francene

can

cara

also

francene

use it for that you're not sure. It's for horse riding. Say I writing off, I dunno if that is, I mean, yes, yes. You can use it on a horse or you can use it in the bedroom. I don't remember that episode, to be honest myself. Oh

coryne

God. That's one of my favorite outfits on Carrie. Is that episode?

francene

Yes. When she turns up at Big's house?

coryne

Yes, with the riding crop. Mind you, okay.

cara

Seven when the girls don't know, she's back with big. Carrie runs into Miranda on the street and lies to her for the first time ever about where she's going. What's her lie

coryne

going to the dentist for

francene

teeth cleaning. Is it teeth cleaning? Yeah. Dentist, early

cara

dentist appointment.

coryne

Yeah. Let's

francene

get it.

coryne

She's like, you're so dressed up for the dentist.

francene

She's like, what does she say? Oh, it's laundry day. Go laundry day.

cara

Okay. Charlotte buys luxury boxer shorts for a boyfriend because she can't stand his incessant What?

coryne

Um, ball groping.

cara

Ball scratching, genital

francene

adjustments.

coryne

Yeah,

francene

that, oh my god. Genital. I mean, just say balls. Balls. What?

cara

Um, okay. Carrie and Vaughn stopped by his parents' house to rerun some books, return some books you think I should say probably

coryne

return,

cara

uh, I think it's just a mishel. And she meets his sisters. What are their liter literature? Literature? I can't say that. Literature? Literature. Literature, yeah. Can you say it? Yeah. Literature derive names. Oh God. His sister's name. His sisters, yes. But they're literature, I don't know what that means. Inspired, right?

coryne

Yeah.'cause his mom's a writer.

cara

Yeah.

coryne

Oh, I remember the

cara

scene too, but I don't know their names.

francene

I guess one. Okay. How many? Three. What? Three.

cara

Three sisters. Yeah.

francene

Three sisters or two? Two sisters. Two

cara

sisters. Yeah.

francene

I'm gonna guess Jane and Emily. Oh, I said Catherine and Sybil. Frannie and Zoey. Oh, Frannie. Of course I remember Frannie. Zoey.

cara

Zoey with two O's. Z-O-O-E-Y,

coryne

huh? Dunno what literature that

cara

was. O. That must be y. Oh, Jane

coryne

and Emily Bronte, but whatever.

cara

Good guess. Good guess. I agree with the Jane was a hard question.

coryne

Yeah, it was

cara

hard. Okay. How do we blow? No, this is the last one. And. The hard section. Carrie blows off dinner with Miranda because big is cooking what politically incorrect meat.

coryne

I mean, is there any other one? Do you know Neil? Yeah, that's in Baal, but

francene

how do you spell it? VEAL. Oh, yeah. I Holy spelled it wrong. Good job. It's a podcast. How did you spell it? BIEL.

coryne

Bail still, Dale. It's

francene

okay. Wait, so who's winning?

cara

Oh, well, do you wanna do the bonus?

francene

No, that's, find out who's winning first.

cara

You have six and a half, and then Corin, you have. Seven. Oh, okay. The quotable, Samantha says, and you met him at your shrinks. Carrie says It wasn't a setup or anything. Geez. What if he's crazy? Samantha says, it's the crazy ones. Dot. Hmm. You want me to read it again?

coryne

Yeah, I know it, I know it. Samantha,

cara

and you met him at your shrinks Harry. It wasn't a setup or anything. Geez. What if he's crazy, Samantha? It's the crazy ones

coryne

that have the good pills.

cara

Oh. Um, hang on. Can you also guess the episode?

coryne

It's the name and

cara

we can look it up. I guess

coryne

The episode with Bon Jovi in it. So, and he's in. Two episodes. I'm gonna guess that's episode four. I'm gonna say four of season two. Oh,

francene

I would've said episode. I'll look up. I'll look them up. Five. Oh, I would've said episode five. Fuck. I said that are the best in bed. But I think you're right with the pills. She is a hundred

cara

percent right. They have, Samantha said it. Of course.

coryne

I know it.

cara

And then what episode do you think it is? Oh,

coryne

I said, I said four.

cara

No, it is 13 games people play.

coryne

No late, late in the season. Okay, well,

cara

13 of 18 I think it says here.

coryne

Dammit,

francene

you get many.

cara

Corin gets one point and then Francine, you getting on? Fuck. So Corinne's got eight and you had six and a half and a half. Oh, don't say just, sorry. Comeback is is on.

francene

The comeback is coming.

coryne

Corrin, she's gonna win on the Miranda.

cara

What do you wanna do? Easy or difficult

francene

for Miranda

cara

or just Miranda? Do you wanna still do another season two, one?

coryne

I mean, we really nailed all those hard questions.

francene

I know. Will we do some difficult

coryne

Yeah. Is difficult. Harder than hard?

francene

Yes.

coryne

Yeah. Oh, let's try a couple there. I love to hear it. Yeah. Just a couple random

cara

ones. Yeah.

francene

Hang on. Lemme get, I can get my points up. Quiz master is quizzing. Okay. Making sure there's no

cara

so random questions. Um, what's the first thing Kadi leaves at Big's apartment when she decides to start making, uh, staking out some territory? The first

coryne

thing.

cara

First thing, KA leaves at fig's apartment when she decide to start staking out some territory. Marking her place

francene

with a hard one. You got it?

coryne

I think it's a thong.

francene

Oh, Don, I was gonna say th I said the hairdryer mini.

coryne

Yeah.

francene

Is a hairdryer hair proof. Good job. She, because she had her straight girl, like Yes. Yeah, yeah. Is a hair dryer.

cara

Hair

francene

Pro 1200 specifically, apparently. But you get that one because it's the little one that she folds up and dumps in

cara

the drawer. Oh, this is related to the a question we had on the hard ones. What dish is Miranda eating in her new apartment when she starts choking?

francene

Oh, what does she choke? Oh, fuck. Have you got it? You look so confident. Wait, hold on. What was she eating? Must have been lodged in her throat. What would be big enough? Um, I dunno. Okay. I said Chinese. Yeah, it is Chinese and it's some kind of chicken.

cara

It's called three Delicacy Delight. What is that?

coryne

It's Chinese food. It's Chinese food. Is the Chinese food? Yeah, it's Chinese food is

francene

food. So we both get that.

coryne

Yeah. I'll give it to us'cause we got Chinese. It's

cara

alright.

francene

Alright.

cara

Okay. I think you'll get this one. What part A is Sam Livid to Learn is being thrown by Nina G. Public relations. You have to be specific like the name of the party, like or. Theme name, whatever.

coryne

Do you remember Francine? Um, uh, yeah. The, you're writing a whole note over there.

francene

Fuck. What is that terminology?

coryne

Are you using, are you writing? I can't even

francene

read.

coryne

I said,

francene

sorry. I, I said the Hamptons, howdy. End of summer. The

coryne

Hamptons to down.

francene

Oh, you got it. That's what I meant. That's what I meant down what

coryne

I meant

francene

down. You

cara

have a point, but has to get the whole point there.

francene

Cool. I'll take the half. I need a Okay, another couple.

cara

Sure. Um, who is the queen bee of the power lesbian lesbians who put Charlotte on the spot about her sexuality? Her name, her actual name. Um, I can see her. Yeah, I guess I can see

coryne

her too. Ooh, these are difficult. There's no way I'm gonna get that one. Her actual name don't cheat. Francie, and I see you cheating.

francene

I can't stand a name. There's no, they're hidden. Trust me.

coryne

I can't even remember her profession. I wanna say she's an architect or an engineer.

francene

I, I don't, did they say.

coryne

I remember them talking about their professions when they came into the art gallery, but I, I don't think they spoke about hers though, because she only meets

francene

her once at that would

coryne

guess her name is Susan. Just, just for a solid guess.

francene

I said Lynn.

coryne

Lynn. Oh, Lynn's. Even better. Well, what did you say, sorry, Susan.

francene

I said Lynn.

cara

Oh, hang on. Patti Aston. Patty, Patty Aston. Patty. Patty, Aston Patty. She was Aston. Okay, we'll do one more that I think you might get after. And it's funny, after her Unflattering magazine cover, Kati goes into hiding for four days when she comes back. What's the hot new cocktail that's Stanford offers her?

coryne

Oh, I thought you were gonna ask about the bucket hat. Um, the cocktail. Oh, it's, oh God, what is it? It's a. She's like, oh, great. And there's been a new, it's a new cocktail. Yeah. Oh, hold on. It's gonna come to me. Oh, shit. What is it? It's, I know that it, do you know what it is? No. It's something teeny. It's a something teeny. It's like a. D do. It's like a, it's like a play on words. It's like, um, it's a, I gonna say it's like a lech. It's not a lechy. Teeny. It's like a, it's like the name of the liquor. Oh, is it? So it's like, um, it's like if it was absolute vodka, it'd be like an absolute teeny, it's like something like that where it's like the. It's the name of the liquor or the, oh, crap. It's like right there. I can't. I can. I'm not gonna be able to get it. What is it, Kara? Tell us. Tell it that

francene

espresso tini.

coryne

No, it's not. No. And you were, one more time. Were on the

cara

line. Like, that's pretty good. A tarini. Oh, Tarini

coryne

martini. That's, yep.

cara

I don't know. I kind of wanna give Alva. No, you.

coryne

Okay.

cara

I thought you were gonna get it. You were, man, I, that was

coryne

right there. It was right there. Tarini.

cara

Um, do you want any more? There's some random ones in here. Let's do one more. Okay. What? Just the same, what gift, because this is random. What gift does Miranda give to her friend Jeremy. Jeremy, sorry. And her decorator Madeline, when they get married. Oh

coryne

God. That's easy.

cara

Okay, good. We ended on a one that you get, let's not same. The Dancing Frog End Table. Dancing Frog.

coryne

Yes. Dancing. Frogs.

cara

A sculpture of dancing. Frogs. Frogs, yeah. Dancing Frog. End table.

coryne

It's fucking terrible. Oh, that's amazing. I love it. Okay, so

cara

out of those questions from seeing you got 1, 2, 3 and a half, and Corinne, you got 1, 2, 3 and a half as well. Woo. Corrine's still the lead. I gotta have Miranda now. Holding strong. Holding strong. Oh, you got the hairdryer one. That's right. I forgot.

francene

Oh yes. Oh wait.

cara

Yeah, that's, no, that's the one. I was like, I thought Corin got one more than you there, but I forgot about the first one. Dam it. Um, okay. What do you wanna do now? No, easy ones. Just Miranda. Yeah. Miranda. Miranda.

coryne

Extra points for every time we say her name, like Steve says it.

francene

Miranda Miranda.

cara

Okay, so Miranda description of her, the description says Miranda was the first of her friends to buy an apartment, but she was also the first to move out with Manhattan. What do you know about the particulars of everybody's favorite type? A lawyer. Okay. Everything she won. Where did Miranda go to law school?

francene

Oh no. Did she? Sh Did she? No. Well, oh, I can't ask the question. Oh, no, she did.

coryne

What do you think it is?

francene

Oh, Harvard.

coryne

Harvard? Yeah.

francene

Did she go to Harvard? Harvard,

cara

yeah.

francene

Oh, for a second I was thinking, um, Boston, but I couldn't remember the name of the school. I wrote Harvard and I scored out Boston. I did. Just to be truthful, what looked like

cara

Harvard on your thing? Yeah. Okay. What is Miranda's cat name named?

coryne

I don't know her cat's name. Hold on, let me think. She call it, I'm gonna, it's gonna be something stupid. What is it? What is it? Francine? Tell us. Fatty. Fatty. I put it's,

cara

I didn't know that

coryne

Fatty.

cara

Good job. This is where you take the link. Okay. What very treatable STD does Miranda find out? She has? Oh. Um.

francene

Oh my God. What does she ha when does she find out she has this treatable STD Who gives her an STD? I know. I dunno how to spell it though. What are s Like what are other STDs? I

coryne

mean, I can name all those, but I don't. This is the one she gives that to her. I wanna know who, I can't even remember what season this is. I can't remember who gives it to her. Do you have a guess? You wanna guess Chlamydia. Chlamydia? Yeah.

cara

You guess? Yeah. Chlamydia

francene

is it? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hmm. I guess we did

coryne

that to her. I can't remember.

francene

Like signed to find out when that happened.

cara

What's Miranda's sister's name? Oh God. I knew this was gonna come up.

francene

Mm man. That was a way to make such a flipping comment there. I realized we've got like people listening to the podcast. I wanna know what it was gonna be.'cause it's like a plane name, isn't it?

coryne

Yeah, it's super plain for sure, isn't it? Yeah. Super forgettable

cara

might lose some listeners. Probably. Probably not. Oh my god. I dunno that there would be any of these listening, but poor base. You in the corner, you never know.

francene

Betty, the

coryne

Bettys,

francene

it's just very like common name though, isn't it?

coryne

No. Is it in the late nineties? In the early forties? Yeah. Yeah. Not like now. Oh my

francene

God. Miranda and Miranda Sue Ellen, but she says that I can see her saying it.

cara

Okay. You wanna guess?

coryne

Um, Allison, I said Beth.

cara

Fuck, is it Beth? No. You were close to be when she first said, oh, not Betty.

coryne

Oh my God. Really be terrible. Betsy with,

cara

sorry. Fuck. In my head. I thought it was something like that. And excuse me, that's my middle name. I. Allison. That a good name, but it That was a y

francene

Betty.

cara

That's terrible. It's not. I know your middle name. It's our middle name. I don't care. But Betsy is. Okay. When Miranda decides to go on a sex strike, what food does she replace it with?

coryne

Long answer, Francine.

francene

I just wanna give you context. Okay. Do you know it?

coryne

Cake chocolate. To be specific.

francene

Oh, fuck. I said, what did you say? Sorry.

coryne

It's cake chocolate. To be specific. Oh,

francene

I was thinking gummy bears. Remember when she keeps on going to like blockbuster?

coryne

Yes. But remember the episode where she's buying the cake? Where's this? Chocolate cake? Chocolate cake. Yeah. Remember the chocolate cake? She paying$50 for a cake and she makes one at home. And remember, she throws in the trash and then she eats it. It? Yes. Before she meets the hot

francene

boy,

cara

he gets one back. Fuck. Okay, question six. And then is even, you've each got three points so far. Okay. Who did Miranda call? The love of her life until he left her for another woman?

coryne

This is the dude she runs into in the overalls.

cara

Um, yeah, I wouldn't remember his name, but, yep.

coryne

Oh yeah. The world's worst outfit. Yeah, she did. And she like hides. He, he, he has a very forgettable name too. Oh.

francene

Mm. I think it's a repeat of someone else's too. Mm. Recognize why

coryne

I can see his face and the woman she, he left her for, does that count? I think, I think his name can, I guess, are you ready to guess Francine?

francene

Yeah. I wrote, what'd you write? I think it's like Joe or James for some reason I wrote Jason Jane.

coryne

Mm-hmm. I think

francene

it's Jason. Eric.

coryne

Oh, Eric. Oh, we were all on the js. We honest.

francene

Why is that? That's so weird.

coryne

Dude with the name with it starts with the letter J. Steer clear. Steer clear. It's just what they say. I don't what they

cara

say. Um, that's funny. Okay. I think you'll get this. What baseball team is Miranda? A huge fan of?

coryne

Mm, I think they played baseball. The Mets. Yankees. Yankees. Is it Yankees? I remember.

cara

Has it? Yeah. Yeah. Yankee. Oh yeah. Episode one. Season two's. The new Yankee.

coryne

The new Yankee. Yes.

francene

And she's like, you can't just walk

cara

up to

francene

them like, watch me.

cara

What fictional British romantic drama does Miranda get hooked on? Oh

coryne

God. Oh, oh, oh. It's on the tip of my dog. You should know this better than me. Oh, I know it. Crap. It's, this

francene

is on the tip of my tongue. Oh my God. It's such, it's such a ridiculous name as well. And she gets, oh, um, damnit. Oh my God.'cause she watches it with the the hot guy. Guy. Yeah. The hard guy. I can't wait for him to come in. Um, it's like I can see them be like,

coryne

Ew, blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah, blah. That noise you just made the TiVo noise. Yeah, that's the, yeah.

francene

Look at Kara. She's like, you are recording, right? Fuck Corinne. I'm not. You're not. No, you're not. Don't you lie. I only joking. We didn't Didn't stealth mode. You did it. I promise.

coryne

Oh, okay. Sorry. I don't mean to, do you know it ine It's um,

francene

it's Mimi in some something. Oh,

coryne

is it me? I wrote Bridget and Charles. It's like Mimi and, and do you remember? She's like,

cara

oh, Mimi. Oh, that's right Mimi, isn't it? Do you want me to tell you? Yeah. Good job Jules and Mimi. Jules and Mimi. That's it. You get half a point. You get half a point for sure. Jules and Meade Jules.

francene

cause remember like you hear them in the background, they're

cara

like, yeah. Oh, Jules. Yeah. Um, okay. This is perfect. This is a season two question. It says, in season two, Miranda learns she has what reproductive condition.

francene

I dunno if this is biologically correct what I've written.

coryne

What'd you write? Lazy ovary. Lazy ovary? Yeah. Oh, it's

francene

ary. Good job. I can't remember if that was the term.

coryne

I mean, I don't know if that's official medical terminology, but that's what they call it, the show. So,

francene

because who is it? Is it Charlotte that hers is depressed? Do you remember? They put her on like antidepressants because like her ovaries were upset.

coryne

Uh, I don't, I don't think that's Miranda.'cause they put her on medicine for it. Remember? They put her on hormones.

francene

Oh, maybe it's her, them,

coryne

yeah. That's funny.

francene

Charlotte has a tilted, tilted uterus. Yes.

cara

And then this question goes, refers to, uh. Earlier episode you had with a guest where you guys were talking about expensive sheets. Miranda splurges on an expensive new set of sheet. Expensive new set of sheets, though she remarks the name of the color is ridiculous. What is it?

coryne

Oh my God. We'll never forget this, that, what she calls it or what the color actually is.

cara

I dunno. I just know what they've written as the answer. Write both. If you, if you know both or something, then if as long as you've got it. Get the point. Mm.

coryne

I don't remember what she calls it, but they, I know they're pink. You remember there being pink?

cara

B? I wrote peach.

coryne

They're pink sheets. What does it say?

cara

Florentine. Peach. Peach. Look at you. Francine. Yes. Okay. You kept that.

coryne

That's Florentine. Fuck. Yes. Who can forget Pro? I hate those sheets. Those are the worst. Yeah. Oh my God. Like actually the worst.

cara

Okay. And then the quotable. Miranda said, I said, no white, no ivory, no nothing that says Virgin. I. What comes next? What? Miranda? Yeah. Who it is? I said, no white, no ivory, no nothing that says Virgin. I do.

francene

When was this?

coryne

Uh, I remember this. Oh, no,

francene

no. Y no

cara

ivory. And then see if you can remember either season or episode. I can look up the episode. No. Why no ivory? Why does she say that?

francene

Is this with her mom?

coryne

Mm-hmm. She's with Carrie. Oh, I touched something. Oh Lord. I made you full screen. There we go. Uh, wait, what? Sorry,

cara

you the season.'cause obviously these are cross seasons. Nothing that

francene

says Virgin. If one or the

cara

episode or the name of it. If you happen to know what,

francene

oh, um, oh. Okay. Hold on. Nothing that says Virgin. I am. Oh, I, it's not gonna work then. Oh my God, I can't spell em.

coryne

Okay. Either says one of these two things. So this, this is when she's picking out, she's trying to get a wedding dress to marry Steve. I think it's season six. I'm gonna guess episode six. She either says N no. I said, no white, no ivory, nothing that says Virgin. I am a mother. Or she says, I have a child. It's one of those two.

francene

I wrote, I am a mother and I sent, oh really? Season six, episode four. Yeah. I mean, I

cara

think you both pretty much get it. It's, I have a child. The jig is up. The jig is up. Yeah. Yeah. I have a child and. You both got season six. I looked it up. It's called the I Factor and it is season six, but it was episode 14. Oh,

francene

but you got

cara

the season. You both get equal points there. I would say two points each there. Oh, oh yeah.'cause you got the cool, I think winner. Winner and the season.'cause these ones are like a cross season. Yeah, yeah,

coryne

for

cara

sure. Oh my God, you

coryne

definitely edged out on that one. Good job. See, I knew. Get you there.

cara

And you got six Corrine. Okay, but are we going for total? So total is Corrine 17 and.

francene

By a point she came and she conquered one Miranda. The Miranda Effect

coryne

came through Clutch for you, sis. You did. Yes it

francene

did. Winning at Life. You got, you got quite a few there actually. You Yeah, I did. I really did.

coryne

Yes.

francene

You only missed three

cara

and you got the extra point.

coryne

You wait, wait until the Samantha quiz. Okay,

cara

I'm up. I think that's next. So that'll be the end of season three if you still wanna. Yeah, do

coryne

it. Yeah. Quiz master. Be more confident. Yeah, we love this. These are excellent.

cara

It is fun. You guys are good.

coryne

Well, I know, I really, yeah, we know. I'm really proud of, um, our retention of, of all these very same actually facts. Like

francene

we really, the random shit that we know Charlotte has

cara

a tilted uterus because those are all the hard and difficult too. We didn't do any easy ones and you still got, yeah, you don't even

coryne

need those easy ones. You got this for sure. You got a lot there. That's awesome. I saw on, um, Charlotte's. I'm not Charlotte. What's her real name that I can't remember. Kristen Davis. Her podcast. She had, um, her, her gay best friend on the show, Anthony. Oh yeah. He was on there with her today talking. I thought that was adorable.

francene

Aw, I saw, um. I forgotten what she, she spoke about, I saw like a little clip, I think it was maybe like last week's episode where she speaks about seeing like big for the first time and I can't remember who she was talking about it with, but it was interesting'cause their reaction of big was pretty negative compared to like us rewatching it when she saw first their reaction, just like

cara

actresses, but seeing him for the first time, no,

francene

sorry, like character in season one. Just their like viewpoint of him. As

coryne

actresses

francene

or as

coryne

characters?

francene

As characters. Oh yeah. But just

cara

in season one?

francene

Well, yeah, because she's also going episode by episode, but ours is better. Oh

cara

really?

coryne

How dare you take our concept and copy it a year after we did it and give us no credit. Okay. I know. No credit. Like

francene

I've reached out to you, Kristen.

coryne

Uh, come on. At least what's, we're not.

francene

I don't wanna, you can't say it. Give credit to it. Got you.

coryne

We want all our listeners running over there.

cara

They're like, let us found out about Charlotte. Oh, I listened to your one. She's here say after dark all the way. Right.

coryne

Team city after dark.

francene

All right, Lenny. Well, hey, I hope you feel better.

coryne

Thank you. I'm sure that I will. Hopefully I'll just like wake up in the morning and it'll be gone. If not, I think I'm gonna go to urgent care and just get it looked up. Yeah, I would. Yeah. It's weird. Very weird. They'll get dosed up. Mm. Little Z-pack going into the weekend.

francene

Do it. Um, and then we will be back here next week with season three episode one. Thanks for letting me take. Yay. Thank you, Quizmaster.

coryne

You're amazing.