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City After Dark End of Season 2 Quiz

• francene & coryne • Season 2 • Episode 21

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Join us with season 2 quiz... let's see who will be the Sex and The City Trivia Queen this week (after Coryne taking the title after season 1!) 

We will quiz ourselves on season 2, then add bonus quiz focused on Miranda! 

Next week we are back with our usual flow, recapping season 3 (yay!) 

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francene:

How's it going? Awesome. How are you?

coryne:

All right. I'm like fighting something off. Oh, no. I have like a, my throat is like sore to the touch, but on the outside, not like when I swallow and um Oh,

francene:

like it feels bruised.

coryne:

Yeah, like right here. It's like. Sore to the touch. Oh, I know. It's bizarre. But it, this afternoon I'm just like, I can feel it. You know how you can just feel when your body's like having Yes.

francene:

Coming.

coryne:

Yeah. So I mean, I think maybe it's just like a, my lymph node is like. Like, because that's here, but like, maybe it's just like radiating pain lower or something. So it's, it's obviously working, but I don't know. I don't feel my best.

francene:

Oh, I'm sorry. I know it's got like, um, what do we call it in Scotland? Like a hot totty? Hmm. You know, when you get like whiskey, I don't like it though. Whiskey, honey. Lemon. But it's, it's hot.

coryne:

Yeah.

francene:

That solves everything. Apparently

coryne:

whiskey makes it all better, for sure.

cara:

Certainly kills bacteria. So

coryne:

yeah, I've been doing all of the, uh, all of the like immune boosting things yesterday and today trying to like, keep it from fully taking over. So hopefully, hopefully that will keep it at bay. Oh, I hope so. Is crossing okay? Mm-hmm. She's good. That's good. Yeah, she feels fine. She, she was super sick, uh, like a week ago, I think, and finally got better. Like last week she was like a full week of her being better. So I swear she can't stay. Well, I think I stayed out. It was so nice on Sunday. I was outside all day and I wonder if it's just like not all the freaking pollen. Oh my god. Yeah. You know, Colin has being

francene:

so bad. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

coryne:

Crazy.

francene:

I've literally washed my car like I'm so. Like, I don't know. I think it's like the OCD in me that I've literally washed my car like every day. I'm joking. What? Like gone through a carwash? Yeah, like on the way to work. I just like go through.'cause I cannot stand having like the residue, like on the car. I dunno what it is. That's

cara:

definitely the cd.

francene:

And then the other day it rained. I was like, fuck, I'm gonna have to redo it.

cara:

Hopefully

francene:

just so annoying.

coryne:

I had mine washed yesterday'cause it was literally like sticky from all the dang pollen that is just everywhere and, and I put it in the garage so I'm like, maybe that'll keep it clean for like a week of, you know, not being out in it

francene:

as it seeps into the garage. Yeah.

coryne:

Yeah. Probably.

francene:

So we are back with our host, master Kara.

coryne:

Quiz Master. Kara, I gotta get, I just remember I need paper for this joint. Let's see here. I think I have paper.

francene:

Yep. I have paper handy next to, I thought you were getting your cheat sheets.

coryne:

No, I can't Google as fast as, uh, Kara gets this time. I have to trust my instincts here. Same chat g.

francene:

Bt is not quick enough to record, not answer my best friend. You already

cara:

hit your limit too. I already hit

francene:

my limit today,

coryne:

can you see this writing right there? Can you see that?

francene:

The

coryne:

scribble? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the ink color is freaking gray. Like how are y'all gonna see? I'm gonna have to, but just

cara:

be sure and like say it. Can you see that need to like say Yeah. Front scene

coryne:

because it's,

cara:

yes, we have.

coryne:

Not just show, I mean, not obviously, but

francene:

I want you, well, we'll just do a, a silent

coryne:

podcast with my, yeah. I don't want you to think I'm cheating with my invisible ink pen over here. Like No, I swear. It's, it's

francene:

here.

coryne:

It's, yeah, for sure. Um,

francene:

okay, so this episode before we go into recording, um, season three, three.

coryne:

Yeah.

francene:

This is our. Season two quiz. So Kara's here, we are gonna go straight to the hard questions because, Ooh, dentist, clearly we don't need easy. We're that good?

coryne:

We've learned

francene:

for everyone following along. Corinne is winner of one. I am winner of none.

coryne:

We'll keep

francene:

tally

coryne:

and, and for those of you who don't know Francine, she's like just like a hair competitive. So it has not literally. It has not haunted her every single night for the last week that she did not win. Okay. I promise.

francene:

Literally. And then the other thing we're gonna do is instead of doing what we had originally planned, was one of like the kind of random, random quizzes on shoes. We are just gonna go and pick Miranda for tonight.

cara:

But we're gonna do all, so the next season we'll do all four of the characters first before we do other random quizzes.'cause there's loads of random quizzes. So we figured it would be better to at least do all four'cause we're never gonna get to all the random ones.

coryne:

Yeah, that's true. She, we'll do the four characters for the

cara:

next. So Kara

coryne:

Francine obviously picked Miranda because she thinks she has an edge, whatever.

cara:

No, I did. That's funny. You think you have an edge? I thought yours was, um.

coryne:

Charlotte? Charlotte.

francene:

Charlotte? Yeah. I'm a touch of Miranda. Oh, okay. Okay. Sorry. That was me then. I just didn't say anything when Kara suggested I Yeah, that sounds good.

coryne:

I like it. I like it. Go with it.

francene:

Great idea, Kara.

coryne:

Yeah. Sorry

francene:

Kara. Um, okay. So are we ready to kick off?

cara:

Yeah, kick off.

francene:

You want me to read the little blurb again? Do do you have any? Love it. Do it. Um, quiz music. Quiz. Yeah. No, obviously not that prepared. Well, we'll find some quiz music. Yeah.

cara:

Yeah. To get

francene:

the ball rolling. Okay. Season two,

cara:

it says, Carrie couldn't help but wonder, do you have to play games to make a re relationship work in a city as cynical as New York, is it possible to believe and love at first sight? Can you be friends with an ex. Okay. Question one. According to Caddy's epiphany about her and Natasha, what two types of women, women are there in the world?

coryne:

Oh, what words does she use?

francene:

There are two types of women in the world. Yeah. What two types of women are there

cara:

in the world?

francene:

Uh. Oh fuck. Hold on. Um, oh my God. Do you know it? Corrine,

coryne:

it's coming to me. I know the scene and I can, I'm thinking of the moment.

francene:

Okay.

cara:

Do you have an answer?

coryne:

So it's, it's, this is, it's a reference to a, an affair to remember. And I think the answer is going to be the names of these two women. Like, I think it's like a Bonnie and I can't remember, but it's essentially like a, like the plain refined one and the one with like the wild hair and like the, you know, the untamable one. What'd you write Frank

francene:

from? From the movie? The Way we were. The

coryne:

way we were Not an affair to remember the way we were.

francene:

And it was Bat Midler and it was something in Hubble. I said, Mildred,

coryne:

no, it's, well, what she says to Hubble is, your girl is lovely. Hubble. Hubble. Hubble is the man in the movie though. But the two women they named Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, Katie, and,

francene:

and, oh my God.'cause she's the other girl. You don't wanna be the Katie girl. You wanna be the. Fuck the Wild

coryne:

Girl. Yeah, Katie. And it's like, it's like, be not Beverly Bonnie. It would help if we've seen the movie. Have you seen the movie? I think I have, but like in my, like teens, fuck. I haven't, I think I watched in this cinema class that I took years ago, but I can't, but that's what it's referring to. He's a lovely hobble. A, a Katy girl or a the other one.

cara:

You want me to tell you?

coryne:

Yes.

cara:

Well, you got Katie Girl. That was pretty good. Yeah. Like got that after talking, but Simple Girls and Katie. Girls. Simple.

coryne:

Oh, Katie is the, the Carrie one. Simple. Katie is girls and Katie Girls. Yeah. Is that half I, yeah, that's a, are we agreeing

cara:

when you get half point? Yeah. You've got Ka I think

coryne:

half point for sure on that one.

cara:

Yeah. That I was,

coryne:

I mean, we sorted through it together, but we did. Yeah, I had the movie wrong. A fair to remember, but it's the way we were anyway. Very

cara:

impressive. That was a hard one.

francene:

Okay. Literally that was hard. In the hard.

cara:

Okay. What is Miranda's code phrase to Carrie when she's being set up with the guy and she's not interested? Oh, it was from the Freak show. This is what is Miranda's code base to carry when she's being set up with a guy and she's not interested. I.

coryne:

Oh, I know. Oh, oh. Um, uh, yes. It's isn't not a word though, is it? Hold on.

francene:

Do we get bonus for the episode? No, no,

coryne:

no. Bonus. Are you ready?

francene:

Okay, fine. Yeah. But you can show I

coryne:

have to feed my cat.

francene:

I, oh my God. Yes.

coryne:

Yeah. I have to feed my cat. Yeah. Need to feed

francene:

my cat. Well, episode was it that, you know, um, it was episode three. The Freak show. Freak Show.

coryne:

Yeah.

francene:

I have, I

cara:

have to go feed my cat both at points. Winner, winner.

coryne:

Nice.

cara:

Nice. Good job. Okay. What celebrity does Samantha fortunately meet while doing construction work on Javier house? Rescuing her from a social blacklist.

coryne:

Done. Got it. I mean, I'm just, it just takes me longer to write it. Whatever. I knew it immediately too. What is it? Leo DiCaprio. Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. Staves her from social suicide.

cara:

Okay. When Carrie first finds out about Natasha and Big, what is her less than kind nickname for Natasha?

coryne:

Okay. It's the stick figure with no soul.

francene:

Oh fuck. I said stick figure. It's so harsh.

coryne:

Stick figure with no soul.

cara:

What did you say? Corrine though?

coryne:

Stick figure with no soul.

cara:

Okay, you got it the closest, but it was the idiot stick figure with no soul. Idiot. Stick figure with no soul. I knew there was one more adverb in there. I think you still get it though. What did you get? What I figure. Stick figure. Did she get half a point? No, not I get half a point for helping you with Katie. It's true. Okay. Florine gets the point. That was pretty close. That was good. Okay. What trashy TV show is Miranda watching when she starts choking on food and has to like, I'm like maneuver herself.

coryne:

Trashy

cara:

TV show. Was she watching something? Mm-hmm. I remember this episode obviously too, but I don't specifically remember, but I have a guess

francene:

because she just moved in, right? And then she does it herself. Oh, no. In the Kitchen. Doesn't know what trashy TV show. No, that's a good one.

coryne:

Let me think. What trashy tv would you be wa? Um, it's not during the day, so it can't be Jerry Springer.

francene:

It was also the nine A. Oh, was it?

coryne:

Yeah. Late nineties, early two thousands, trashy tv. They must say it like she, I don't

cara:

know what it is. It must be like a monologue

coryne:

as she's turning it on you. You don't recognize it?

francene:

No. Oh. Um, which might make it harder for you if it wasn't in the uk? Okay. I've made a guess.

coryne:

That is a tough one. I don't even know what to guess would be on. Trashy TV in the late nineties. Hmm. I don't know. I'm gonna say wrestling. What was she watching?

francene:

I said Days of Our Lives. Hard copy. Oh, what

coryne:

is that? Oh, hard copy. What is that? That's, that's funny.'cause that's not really trashy. That's like a, it's like law and order. Oh, okay. Yeah. For her, I guess it's trashy for Miranda. Yeah. It makes sense for her. But yeah. Mm-hmm. That's that one. I would, yeah, that was, that's a good one.

cara:

What crop does Samantha use on the waiter at the s and m themed nightclub? Who brings her a drink and with a twist when she ordered an olive

coryne:

crop whipping crop? Yeah.

cara:

A what? Whip

coryne:

Whipping crop. Like a crop. A riding crop. Riding crop. Yes. Same thing. It's this, is she Same thing?

cara:

I, yeah, I wouldn't know. Okay.

francene:

Oh, you wouldn't know

cara:

the, uh, riding crop, but is that for like horse riding? That You

francene:

can

cara:

also

francene:

use it for that you're not sure. It's for horse riding. Say I writing off, I dunno if that is, I mean, yes, yes. You can use it on a horse or you can use it in the bedroom. I don't remember that episode, to be honest myself. Oh

coryne:

God. That's one of my favorite outfits on Carrie. Is that episode?

francene:

Yes. When she turns up at Big's house?

coryne:

Yes, with the riding crop. Mind you, okay.

cara:

Seven when the girls don't know, she's back with big. Carrie runs into Miranda on the street and lies to her for the first time ever about where she's going. What's her lie

coryne:

going to the dentist for

francene:

teeth cleaning. Is it teeth cleaning? Yeah. Dentist, early

cara:

dentist appointment.

coryne:

Yeah. Let's

francene:

get it.

coryne:

She's like, you're so dressed up for the dentist.

francene:

She's like, what does she say? Oh, it's laundry day. Go laundry day.

cara:

Okay. Charlotte buys luxury boxer shorts for a boyfriend because she can't stand his incessant What?

coryne:

Um, ball groping.

cara:

Ball scratching, genital

francene:

adjustments.

coryne:

Yeah,

francene:

that, oh my god. Genital. I mean, just say balls. Balls. What?

cara:

Um, okay. Carrie and Vaughn stopped by his parents' house to rerun some books, return some books you think I should say probably

coryne:

return,

cara:

uh, I think it's just a mishel. And she meets his sisters. What are their liter literature? Literature? I can't say that. Literature? Literature. Literature, yeah. Can you say it? Yeah. Literature derive names. Oh God. His sister's name. His sisters, yes. But they're literature, I don't know what that means. Inspired, right?

coryne:

Yeah.'cause his mom's a writer.

cara:

Yeah.

coryne:

Oh, I remember the

cara:

scene too, but I don't know their names.

francene:

I guess one. Okay. How many? Three. What? Three.

cara:

Three sisters. Yeah.

francene:

Three sisters or two? Two sisters. Two

cara:

sisters. Yeah.

francene:

I'm gonna guess Jane and Emily. Oh, I said Catherine and Sybil. Frannie and Zoey. Oh, Frannie. Of course I remember Frannie. Zoey.

cara:

Zoey with two O's. Z-O-O-E-Y,

coryne:

huh? Dunno what literature that

cara:

was. O. That must be y. Oh, Jane

coryne:

and Emily Bronte, but whatever.

cara:

Good guess. Good guess. I agree with the Jane was a hard question.

coryne:

Yeah, it was

cara:

hard. Okay. How do we blow? No, this is the last one. And. The hard section. Carrie blows off dinner with Miranda because big is cooking what politically incorrect meat.

coryne:

I mean, is there any other one? Do you know Neil? Yeah, that's in Baal, but

francene:

how do you spell it? VEAL. Oh, yeah. I Holy spelled it wrong. Good job. It's a podcast. How did you spell it? BIEL.

coryne:

Bail still, Dale. It's

francene:

okay. Wait, so who's winning?

cara:

Oh, well, do you wanna do the bonus?

francene:

No, that's, find out who's winning first.

cara:

You have six and a half, and then Corin, you have. Seven. Oh, okay. The quotable, Samantha says, and you met him at your shrinks. Carrie says It wasn't a setup or anything. Geez. What if he's crazy? Samantha says, it's the crazy ones. Dot. Hmm. You want me to read it again?

coryne:

Yeah, I know it, I know it. Samantha,

cara:

and you met him at your shrinks Harry. It wasn't a setup or anything. Geez. What if he's crazy, Samantha? It's the crazy ones

coryne:

that have the good pills.

cara:

Oh. Um, hang on. Can you also guess the episode?

coryne:

It's the name and

cara:

we can look it up. I guess

coryne:

The episode with Bon Jovi in it. So, and he's in. Two episodes. I'm gonna guess that's episode four. I'm gonna say four of season two. Oh,

francene:

I would've said episode. I'll look up. I'll look them up. Five. Oh, I would've said episode five. Fuck. I said that are the best in bed. But I think you're right with the pills. She is a hundred

cara:

percent right. They have, Samantha said it. Of course.

coryne:

I know it.

cara:

And then what episode do you think it is? Oh,

coryne:

I said, I said four.

cara:

No, it is 13 games people play.

coryne:

No late, late in the season. Okay, well,

cara:

13 of 18 I think it says here.

coryne:

Dammit,

francene:

you get many.

cara:

Corin gets one point and then Francine, you getting on? Fuck. So Corinne's got eight and you had six and a half and a half. Oh, don't say just, sorry. Comeback is is on.

francene:

The comeback is coming.

coryne:

Corrin, she's gonna win on the Miranda.

cara:

What do you wanna do? Easy or difficult

francene:

for Miranda

cara:

or just Miranda? Do you wanna still do another season two, one?

coryne:

I mean, we really nailed all those hard questions.

francene:

I know. Will we do some difficult

coryne:

Yeah. Is difficult. Harder than hard?

francene:

Yes.

coryne:

Yeah. Oh, let's try a couple there. I love to hear it. Yeah. Just a couple random

cara:

ones. Yeah.

francene:

Hang on. Lemme get, I can get my points up. Quiz master is quizzing. Okay. Making sure there's no

cara:

so random questions. Um, what's the first thing Kadi leaves at Big's apartment when she decides to start making, uh, staking out some territory? The first

coryne:

thing.

cara:

First thing, KA leaves at fig's apartment when she decide to start staking out some territory. Marking her place

francene:

with a hard one. You got it?

coryne:

I think it's a thong.

francene:

Oh, Don, I was gonna say th I said the hairdryer mini.

coryne:

Yeah.

francene:

Is a hairdryer hair proof. Good job. She, because she had her straight girl, like Yes. Yeah, yeah. Is a hair dryer.

cara:

Hair

francene:

Pro 1200 specifically, apparently. But you get that one because it's the little one that she folds up and dumps in

cara:

the drawer. Oh, this is related to the a question we had on the hard ones. What dish is Miranda eating in her new apartment when she starts choking?

francene:

Oh, what does she choke? Oh, fuck. Have you got it? You look so confident. Wait, hold on. What was she eating? Must have been lodged in her throat. What would be big enough? Um, I dunno. Okay. I said Chinese. Yeah, it is Chinese and it's some kind of chicken.

cara:

It's called three Delicacy Delight. What is that?

coryne:

It's Chinese food. It's Chinese food. Is the Chinese food? Yeah, it's Chinese food is

francene:

food. So we both get that.

coryne:

Yeah. I'll give it to us'cause we got Chinese. It's

cara:

alright.

francene:

Alright.

cara:

Okay. I think you'll get this one. What part A is Sam Livid to Learn is being thrown by Nina G. Public relations. You have to be specific like the name of the party, like or. Theme name, whatever.

coryne:

Do you remember Francine? Um, uh, yeah. The, you're writing a whole note over there.

francene:

Fuck. What is that terminology?

coryne:

Are you using, are you writing? I can't even

francene:

read.

coryne:

I said,

francene:

sorry. I, I said the Hamptons, howdy. End of summer. The

coryne:

Hamptons to down.

francene:

Oh, you got it. That's what I meant. That's what I meant down what

coryne:

I meant

francene:

down. You

cara:

have a point, but has to get the whole point there.

francene:

Cool. I'll take the half. I need a Okay, another couple.

cara:

Sure. Um, who is the queen bee of the power lesbian lesbians who put Charlotte on the spot about her sexuality? Her name, her actual name. Um, I can see her. Yeah, I guess I can see

coryne:

her too. Ooh, these are difficult. There's no way I'm gonna get that one. Her actual name don't cheat. Francie, and I see you cheating.

francene:

I can't stand a name. There's no, they're hidden. Trust me.

coryne:

I can't even remember her profession. I wanna say she's an architect or an engineer.

francene:

I, I don't, did they say.

coryne:

I remember them talking about their professions when they came into the art gallery, but I, I don't think they spoke about hers though, because she only meets

francene:

her once at that would

coryne:

guess her name is Susan. Just, just for a solid guess.

francene:

I said Lynn.

coryne:

Lynn. Oh, Lynn's. Even better. Well, what did you say, sorry, Susan.

francene:

I said Lynn.

cara:

Oh, hang on. Patti Aston. Patty, Patty Aston. Patty. Patty, Aston Patty. She was Aston. Okay, we'll do one more that I think you might get after. And it's funny, after her Unflattering magazine cover, Kati goes into hiding for four days when she comes back. What's the hot new cocktail that's Stanford offers her?

coryne:

Oh, I thought you were gonna ask about the bucket hat. Um, the cocktail. Oh, it's, oh God, what is it? It's a. She's like, oh, great. And there's been a new, it's a new cocktail. Yeah. Oh, hold on. It's gonna come to me. Oh, shit. What is it? It's, I know that it, do you know what it is? No. It's something teeny. It's a something teeny. It's like a. D do. It's like a, it's like a play on words. It's like, um, it's a, I gonna say it's like a lech. It's not a lechy. Teeny. It's like a, it's like the name of the liquor. Oh, is it? So it's like, um, it's like if it was absolute vodka, it'd be like an absolute teeny, it's like something like that where it's like the. It's the name of the liquor or the, oh, crap. It's like right there. I can't. I can. I'm not gonna be able to get it. What is it, Kara? Tell us. Tell it that

francene:

espresso tini.

coryne:

No, it's not. No. And you were, one more time. Were on the

cara:

line. Like, that's pretty good. A tarini. Oh, Tarini

coryne:

martini. That's, yep.

cara:

I don't know. I kind of wanna give Alva. No, you.

coryne:

Okay.

cara:

I thought you were gonna get it. You were, man, I, that was

coryne:

right there. It was right there. Tarini.

cara:

Um, do you want any more? There's some random ones in here. Let's do one more. Okay. What? Just the same, what gift, because this is random. What gift does Miranda give to her friend Jeremy. Jeremy, sorry. And her decorator Madeline, when they get married. Oh

coryne:

God. That's easy.

cara:

Okay, good. We ended on a one that you get, let's not same. The Dancing Frog End Table. Dancing Frog.

coryne:

Yes. Dancing. Frogs.

cara:

A sculpture of dancing. Frogs. Frogs, yeah. Dancing Frog. End table.

coryne:

It's fucking terrible. Oh, that's amazing. I love it. Okay, so

cara:

out of those questions from seeing you got 1, 2, 3 and a half, and Corinne, you got 1, 2, 3 and a half as well. Woo. Corrine's still the lead. I gotta have Miranda now. Holding strong. Holding strong. Oh, you got the hairdryer one. That's right. I forgot.

francene:

Oh yes. Oh wait.

cara:

Yeah, that's, no, that's the one. I was like, I thought Corin got one more than you there, but I forgot about the first one. Dam it. Um, okay. What do you wanna do now? No, easy ones. Just Miranda. Yeah. Miranda. Miranda.

coryne:

Extra points for every time we say her name, like Steve says it.

francene:

Miranda Miranda.

cara:

Okay, so Miranda description of her, the description says Miranda was the first of her friends to buy an apartment, but she was also the first to move out with Manhattan. What do you know about the particulars of everybody's favorite type? A lawyer. Okay. Everything she won. Where did Miranda go to law school?

francene:

Oh no. Did she? Sh Did she? No. Well, oh, I can't ask the question. Oh, no, she did.

coryne:

What do you think it is?

francene:

Oh, Harvard.

coryne:

Harvard? Yeah.

francene:

Did she go to Harvard? Harvard,

cara:

yeah.

francene:

Oh, for a second I was thinking, um, Boston, but I couldn't remember the name of the school. I wrote Harvard and I scored out Boston. I did. Just to be truthful, what looked like

cara:

Harvard on your thing? Yeah. Okay. What is Miranda's cat name named?

coryne:

I don't know her cat's name. Hold on, let me think. She call it, I'm gonna, it's gonna be something stupid. What is it? What is it? Francine? Tell us. Fatty. Fatty. I put it's,

cara:

I didn't know that

coryne:

Fatty.

cara:

Good job. This is where you take the link. Okay. What very treatable STD does Miranda find out? She has? Oh. Um.

francene:

Oh my God. What does she ha when does she find out she has this treatable STD Who gives her an STD? I know. I dunno how to spell it though. What are s Like what are other STDs? I

coryne:

mean, I can name all those, but I don't. This is the one she gives that to her. I wanna know who, I can't even remember what season this is. I can't remember who gives it to her. Do you have a guess? You wanna guess Chlamydia. Chlamydia? Yeah.

cara:

You guess? Yeah. Chlamydia

francene:

is it? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hmm. I guess we did

coryne:

that to her. I can't remember.

francene:

Like signed to find out when that happened.

cara:

What's Miranda's sister's name? Oh God. I knew this was gonna come up.

francene:

Mm man. That was a way to make such a flipping comment there. I realized we've got like people listening to the podcast. I wanna know what it was gonna be.'cause it's like a plane name, isn't it?

coryne:

Yeah, it's super plain for sure, isn't it? Yeah. Super forgettable

cara:

might lose some listeners. Probably. Probably not. Oh my god. I dunno that there would be any of these listening, but poor base. You in the corner, you never know.

francene:

Betty, the

coryne:

Bettys,

francene:

it's just very like common name though, isn't it?

coryne:

No. Is it in the late nineties? In the early forties? Yeah. Yeah. Not like now. Oh my

francene:

God. Miranda and Miranda Sue Ellen, but she says that I can see her saying it.

cara:

Okay. You wanna guess?

coryne:

Um, Allison, I said Beth.

cara:

Fuck, is it Beth? No. You were close to be when she first said, oh, not Betty.

coryne:

Oh my God. Really be terrible. Betsy with,

cara:

sorry. Fuck. In my head. I thought it was something like that. And excuse me, that's my middle name. I. Allison. That a good name, but it That was a y

francene:

Betty.

cara:

That's terrible. It's not. I know your middle name. It's our middle name. I don't care. But Betsy is. Okay. When Miranda decides to go on a sex strike, what food does she replace it with?

coryne:

Long answer, Francine.

francene:

I just wanna give you context. Okay. Do you know it?

coryne:

Cake chocolate. To be specific.

francene:

Oh, fuck. I said, what did you say? Sorry.

coryne:

It's cake chocolate. To be specific. Oh,

francene:

I was thinking gummy bears. Remember when she keeps on going to like blockbuster?

coryne:

Yes. But remember the episode where she's buying the cake? Where's this? Chocolate cake? Chocolate cake. Yeah. Remember the chocolate cake? She paying$50 for a cake and she makes one at home. And remember, she throws in the trash and then she eats it. It? Yes. Before she meets the hot

francene:

boy,

cara:

he gets one back. Fuck. Okay, question six. And then is even, you've each got three points so far. Okay. Who did Miranda call? The love of her life until he left her for another woman?

coryne:

This is the dude she runs into in the overalls.

cara:

Um, yeah, I wouldn't remember his name, but, yep.

coryne:

Oh yeah. The world's worst outfit. Yeah, she did. And she like hides. He, he, he has a very forgettable name too. Oh.

francene:

Mm. I think it's a repeat of someone else's too. Mm. Recognize why

coryne:

I can see his face and the woman she, he left her for, does that count? I think, I think his name can, I guess, are you ready to guess Francine?

francene:

Yeah. I wrote, what'd you write? I think it's like Joe or James for some reason I wrote Jason Jane.

coryne:

Mm-hmm. I think

francene:

it's Jason. Eric.

coryne:

Oh, Eric. Oh, we were all on the js. We honest.

francene:

Why is that? That's so weird.

coryne:

Dude with the name with it starts with the letter J. Steer clear. Steer clear. It's just what they say. I don't what they

cara:

say. Um, that's funny. Okay. I think you'll get this. What baseball team is Miranda? A huge fan of?

coryne:

Mm, I think they played baseball. The Mets. Yankees. Yankees. Is it Yankees? I remember.

cara:

Has it? Yeah. Yeah. Yankee. Oh yeah. Episode one. Season two's. The new Yankee.

coryne:

The new Yankee. Yes.

francene:

And she's like, you can't just walk

cara:

up to

francene:

them like, watch me.

cara:

What fictional British romantic drama does Miranda get hooked on? Oh

coryne:

God. Oh, oh, oh. It's on the tip of my dog. You should know this better than me. Oh, I know it. Crap. It's, this

francene:

is on the tip of my tongue. Oh my God. It's such, it's such a ridiculous name as well. And she gets, oh, um, damnit. Oh my God.'cause she watches it with the the hot guy. Guy. Yeah. The hard guy. I can't wait for him to come in. Um, it's like I can see them be like,

coryne:

Ew, blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah, blah. That noise you just made the TiVo noise. Yeah, that's the, yeah.

francene:

Look at Kara. She's like, you are recording, right? Fuck Corinne. I'm not. You're not. No, you're not. Don't you lie. I only joking. We didn't Didn't stealth mode. You did it. I promise.

coryne:

Oh, okay. Sorry. I don't mean to, do you know it ine It's um,

francene:

it's Mimi in some something. Oh,

coryne:

is it me? I wrote Bridget and Charles. It's like Mimi and, and do you remember? She's like,

cara:

oh, Mimi. Oh, that's right Mimi, isn't it? Do you want me to tell you? Yeah. Good job Jules and Mimi. Jules and Mimi. That's it. You get half a point. You get half a point for sure. Jules and Meade Jules.

francene:

cause remember like you hear them in the background, they're

cara:

like, yeah. Oh, Jules. Yeah. Um, okay. This is perfect. This is a season two question. It says, in season two, Miranda learns she has what reproductive condition.

francene:

I dunno if this is biologically correct what I've written.

coryne:

What'd you write? Lazy ovary. Lazy ovary? Yeah. Oh, it's

francene:

ary. Good job. I can't remember if that was the term.

coryne:

I mean, I don't know if that's official medical terminology, but that's what they call it, the show. So,

francene:

because who is it? Is it Charlotte that hers is depressed? Do you remember? They put her on like antidepressants because like her ovaries were upset.

coryne:

Uh, I don't, I don't think that's Miranda.'cause they put her on medicine for it. Remember? They put her on hormones.

francene:

Oh, maybe it's her, them,

coryne:

yeah. That's funny.

francene:

Charlotte has a tilted, tilted uterus. Yes.

cara:

And then this question goes, refers to, uh. Earlier episode you had with a guest where you guys were talking about expensive sheets. Miranda splurges on an expensive new set of sheet. Expensive new set of sheets, though she remarks the name of the color is ridiculous. What is it?

coryne:

Oh my God. We'll never forget this, that, what she calls it or what the color actually is.

cara:

I dunno. I just know what they've written as the answer. Write both. If you, if you know both or something, then if as long as you've got it. Get the point. Mm.

coryne:

I don't remember what she calls it, but they, I know they're pink. You remember there being pink?

cara:

B? I wrote peach.

coryne:

They're pink sheets. What does it say?

cara:

Florentine. Peach. Peach. Look at you. Francine. Yes. Okay. You kept that.

coryne:

That's Florentine. Fuck. Yes. Who can forget Pro? I hate those sheets. Those are the worst. Yeah. Oh my God. Like actually the worst.

cara:

Okay. And then the quotable. Miranda said, I said, no white, no ivory, no nothing that says Virgin. I. What comes next? What? Miranda? Yeah. Who it is? I said, no white, no ivory, no nothing that says Virgin. I do.

francene:

When was this?

coryne:

Uh, I remember this. Oh, no,

francene:

no. Y no

cara:

ivory. And then see if you can remember either season or episode. I can look up the episode. No. Why no ivory? Why does she say that?

francene:

Is this with her mom?

coryne:

Mm-hmm. She's with Carrie. Oh, I touched something. Oh Lord. I made you full screen. There we go. Uh, wait, what? Sorry,

cara:

you the season.'cause obviously these are cross seasons. Nothing that

francene:

says Virgin. If one or the

cara:

episode or the name of it. If you happen to know what,

francene:

oh, um, oh. Okay. Hold on. Nothing that says Virgin. I am. Oh, I, it's not gonna work then. Oh my God, I can't spell em.

coryne:

Okay. Either says one of these two things. So this, this is when she's picking out, she's trying to get a wedding dress to marry Steve. I think it's season six. I'm gonna guess episode six. She either says N no. I said, no white, no ivory, nothing that says Virgin. I am a mother. Or she says, I have a child. It's one of those two.

francene:

I wrote, I am a mother and I sent, oh really? Season six, episode four. Yeah. I mean, I

cara:

think you both pretty much get it. It's, I have a child. The jig is up. The jig is up. Yeah. Yeah. I have a child and. You both got season six. I looked it up. It's called the I Factor and it is season six, but it was episode 14. Oh,

francene:

but you got

cara:

the season. You both get equal points there. I would say two points each there. Oh, oh yeah.'cause you got the cool, I think winner. Winner and the season.'cause these ones are like a cross season. Yeah, yeah,

coryne:

for

cara:

sure. Oh my God, you

coryne:

definitely edged out on that one. Good job. See, I knew. Get you there.

cara:

And you got six Corrine. Okay, but are we going for total? So total is Corrine 17 and.

francene:

By a point she came and she conquered one Miranda. The Miranda Effect

coryne:

came through Clutch for you, sis. You did. Yes it

francene:

did. Winning at Life. You got, you got quite a few there actually. You Yeah, I did. I really did.

coryne:

Yes.

francene:

You only missed three

cara:

and you got the extra point.

coryne:

You wait, wait until the Samantha quiz. Okay,

cara:

I'm up. I think that's next. So that'll be the end of season three if you still wanna. Yeah, do

coryne:

it. Yeah. Quiz master. Be more confident. Yeah, we love this. These are excellent.

cara:

It is fun. You guys are good.

coryne:

Well, I know, I really, yeah, we know. I'm really proud of, um, our retention of, of all these very same actually facts. Like

francene:

we really, the random shit that we know Charlotte has

cara:

a tilted uterus because those are all the hard and difficult too. We didn't do any easy ones and you still got, yeah, you don't even

coryne:

need those easy ones. You got this for sure. You got a lot there. That's awesome. I saw on, um, Charlotte's. I'm not Charlotte. What's her real name that I can't remember. Kristen Davis. Her podcast. She had, um, her, her gay best friend on the show, Anthony. Oh yeah. He was on there with her today talking. I thought that was adorable.

francene:

Aw, I saw, um. I forgotten what she, she spoke about, I saw like a little clip, I think it was maybe like last week's episode where she speaks about seeing like big for the first time and I can't remember who she was talking about it with, but it was interesting'cause their reaction of big was pretty negative compared to like us rewatching it when she saw first their reaction, just like

cara:

actresses, but seeing him for the first time, no,

francene:

sorry, like character in season one. Just their like viewpoint of him. As

coryne:

actresses

francene:

or as

coryne:

characters?

francene:

As characters. Oh yeah. But just

cara:

in season one?

francene:

Well, yeah, because she's also going episode by episode, but ours is better. Oh

cara:

really?

coryne:

How dare you take our concept and copy it a year after we did it and give us no credit. Okay. I know. No credit. Like

francene:

I've reached out to you, Kristen.

coryne:

Uh, come on. At least what's, we're not.

francene:

I don't wanna, you can't say it. Give credit to it. Got you.

coryne:

We want all our listeners running over there.

cara:

They're like, let us found out about Charlotte. Oh, I listened to your one. She's here say after dark all the way. Right.

coryne:

Team city after dark.

francene:

All right, Lenny. Well, hey, I hope you feel better.

coryne:

Thank you. I'm sure that I will. Hopefully I'll just like wake up in the morning and it'll be gone. If not, I think I'm gonna go to urgent care and just get it looked up. Yeah, I would. Yeah. It's weird. Very weird. They'll get dosed up. Mm. Little Z-pack going into the weekend.

francene:

Do it. Um, and then we will be back here next week with season three episode one. Thanks for letting me take. Yay. Thank you, Quizmaster.

coryne:

You're amazing.