All about Mark Wahlberg

In this special episode, Drew is joined by comedian, content creator, and the host of  the "They're Coming To Get You!" podcast, Gavin Eddings to talk all things Mark Wahlberg. 

From his filmography, to fun facts, to our theories of how he would fit into the Fast & Furious Universe, we have a good old fashioned conversation about the Best Bostonian Bawler himself!

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Chapters

• 0:35 Welcome Back!
• 3:00 Meet Gavin Eddings
• 9:59 Deep Dive of Mark Wahlberg
• 19:36 Fear: Mark's early film, an Up and Cummer
• 25:48 Mark Wahlberg Trivia
• 34:00 What if Mark was in Fast & Furiious?
• 39:19 Outro and Plugs!

Transcript

[Music]
Welcome back to the quarter mile podcast.
Thank you all so much for joining us.
We're in a very special bonus episode for you all.
We just wrapped up our season two.
I went to just kind of the anime you watch if you watch anime and are cool.
We're like there's a mainline story but then you get into a side episode or two.
Gavin Eddens is in the house.
Gavin has a wonderful podcast.
You might tell us a little bit about it when you get him in a chance to intro.
I was on it once and I just also want to say that Gavin has been a source of inspiration for me for podcasting.
It's safe space to ask dumb podcast questions or just die who's podcasting and be like, "Hey is it weird that I feel like nobody listens to me or watches me or knows I exist in the podcast world?"
And it'll be like, "Yeah, it's normal."
I'm so proud of you.
One thing you do very well about your podcast is you do video and myself and my co-host Brent Tier Hewn.
We don't do video because we are lazy.
So that's kind of where we are with that but you're always pushing the socials, doing the Instagram, the TikToks, showing your face off to the world with those viral clips and I'm like, "I'll share it on Blue Sky once."
Yeah, absolutely. The four people that are on Blue Sky will love it.
So, I think others have a...
I sprayed a Blue Sky because I liked it when it came out and then it just seemed exhausting. If you find me on Blue Sky I have like three posts and then I was like, "I'm not doing another one of these."
I do like the video and I like it for the reels and that's fun connecting with people.
I've gotten very lazy on my YouTube videos. The first few, I mean we were adding clips, we were adding dialogue, we're adding like, "Oh, effects."
Now it's like, it's just us talking.
It's just watching us do the podcast and I don't think that's going to change because it literally saves three or four hours of my life.
Well, I should say this before we give Gavin and she introduces this is a special episode where we are doing a deep live on the one and only Mark Wahlberg.
This is not too long after we recorded the Italian job episode which was a reminder to me that Mark Wahlberg is awesome and in talking to Gavin we wanted to get him on the podcast and he said, "Let's do a deep dive in Mark Wahlberg."
So that's where we're heading, that's what you're listening to before we get that before you do a deep dive in Mark, let's dive deep into Gavin.
Tell us about yourself, tell us about your podcast if you want to.
Also, most importantly, tell us about your relationship with the Fast and Furious.
All right, so my name is Gavin Eddings. I've been doing Stand Up Comedy now for going on 17 years which means I should be way more famous than I am.
And I have a horror movie YouTube channel called Gavin Loves Horror and then the most successful thing that I do is a podcast I do with Brent Tier Hewn, a very, very funny comedian out of Indianapolis.
And he's one of my best friends. We do a podcast called They're Coming to Get You. It's a horror movie podcast. We do a horror movie every week.
We have a Patreon Patreon.com/thoroughcoming to get you and it's just a lot of fun. We make a lot of horror movies but we also review them and talk about them. We make a lot of jokes.
It's a very off color if you will. It's never really like offensive but it's more sweary than this Christian Clean Quarter Mile podcast that I was like, come on, come on, swear.
It's a little bit of a false person for a few times but it's weird when I think about my friend's kids who also listen to this podcast. I'm like, I don't performer youth pastor in a major scale.
But I always let my guests know you can just be authentic. I don't get you can say whatever you fucking want on this podcast, Gavin.
Okay, well listen, I've been looking up a fucking Boston action all fucking day so I can do an authentic mock, fat, and wall, but I'm not a fucking cop.
You're literally the second person on this podcast to do a third of you count CJ to do a Boston action from our in on Mark Walton's honor.
It's what we do. I was on, but like 20 minutes before I hopped on this call, I was like, how to do a Boston accident. And I learned like if you wicked smart, you gotta get a stick if you pack your car Boston.
Yeah, I know if you wicked smart, you'll get a stick it if you pack your car and have a yard, or you got to get towed. So I get practicing that over and over. So I hope, hope any Bostonians out there are like, is that Tom Brady on the party?
What is pretty convincing? I'm now I'm sorry I think that this is your fake voice and that was your real voice.
I'm so authentically Boston right now. I did watch watch the the depatted in preparation for this because I needed an excuse to watch the depatted again.
So yeah, I am very excited to talk about all things Mark Walberg because he's got what a what what a tapestry of.
Oh, he has woven for us. Yeah, now the most important question you asked me again, they're coming to get you. It's a podcast where I'm spotify Apple wherever you can find your podcast, whatever.
But it's very fun. I think you'll very much enjoy it. You were on an episode. We did the.
Yeah, exorcism playing up your. Yeah, that was a fun movie to watch. I don't normally get into horror movies, but that was it was fun and weird. And I got enjoyed being on your podcast. That was really cool.
Probably I'll probably I'm sure we'll link your podcast in the episode knows and I'll probably go find the one I was on and link that on as well.
My link to the fast and various franchise is I love it. I love it so much. I have never seen fast acts.
I just came out it got delayed during the pandemic and I just never went to go see it. It's been on my list forever. Just never got around seeing it.
But I love these movies. My favorite fast and the furious movie. I'm a little bit of a basic B. I like fast five the best, which is it's it's got the rock in his first.
It's got that bank chase with the vault. It's got just everybody coming together, which you talked about on your on your Italian job episode about how like parts of fast five may have been like parts of the job.
I believe it's people think it's a little conspiracy theory ish, but you we don't ever see a chase scene in fast and furious as amazing as that bank vault scene one year.
From from Memorial Day back in 2027 2016. I had a fast and the furious themed cook out for Memorial Day.
We all wore we all wore the wife beaters. We all had the chains drinking Corona. Do you have do you have I do have pictures of Corona sense that I feel like I don't think there's I don't think there's any pictures that I think there may have been but the but that friend group kind of splintered off and broke up much like Paul Walker and Vin Diesel driving away at the end.
And much like that. Yeah, they're dead to me. So sorry. No, but it was a it was a good good time, but you know, sometimes family isn't forever. Yeah, I had a we had a fast and furious team Memorial Day cook out where we actually watched outside on a projector the first fast and the furious movie.
Yeah, and that movie it's such a classic man, they're stealing DVD players. So yeah, I love fast and furious. It's just the most ridiculous. I thought they were done after Tokyo drip like I thought like chat are we cooked.
I thought they were cooked after Tokyo drift, but then you had that post credit scenes with with Vin Diesel rolling up and just are well it wasn't a post credit scene. It was just before the credit scene.
I know people are yelling at their at their radios right now. At their boxes, comments are flying in as we speak, they're raging. Yeah, that that that was a smart marketing for Vin Diesel that ended up saving the fast and furious and kind of the chronicles are really that didn't really
get out for him. So that that kind of solidified him in fast and furious culture. He said sure I'll do that look because no one thought it was the Tokyo drift people didn't think it was going to go pass up, but they're like let's just for fun, throwing a little nod and they said, Vin would come do this and then he was like, yeah, but only if you let me be a
Rick Deren producer and then for both the fast and furious and the. The Chronicles, the rich black, whatever the series is. Yeah, a pitch per yes it was yes it goes pitch black pitch perfect Chronicles of ridden, then riddock.
The second the second one pitch perfect has very little to do with the other series that he joins an aqua pellet group it's very and a kind of is there, but you can almost skip that one, but there is some deep riddock lore about why he wears the goggles in that one in between bin plat singing that that you really missed out if you don't.
That's everyone knows I mean that's like so common knowledge, duh. Yeah, yes that's how there was oh god what a good that's a good joke Drew that's why you are the cleanest comedian in Nashville. I did not say the best meeting. I'll say I'll say I have any kind of at least I'm number one in something.
Today we are talking we're doing a deep dive of Mark Walbert so so let's get into it first of all if you had to pick a tier one favorite Mark Walbert experience movie what would it what would be for you.
It's got to be the departed it's my favorite martin score says a movie is my favorite Mark Walbert movie probably my favorite mad Damon movie maybe just an all around on all around great movie it is just peak.
It's a cops and robbers type style movie if you've never seen it it's got great twist it's very intense jack Nicholson mad Damon lean on the caprio Leo she got an Oscar for that one.
Yeah great cast oh Martin she I think Charlie she has that yeah yeah he's it's just such a great movie and Mark Walbert really shows that that he's just he is just Mark Walbert he's just playing himself he's he's like you fucking asshole like just letting everything fly call them everything in the book and he's like the one character who actually like cares about keeping this guy's cover.
And like the try trying to find the rat and they've tried to make Mark Walberg into the action star a great movie that I love I love shooter have you seen shoot.
Yes that's a fantastic movie if you want to see a movie where Mark Walberg just uses a sniper rifle to shoot people in the head for 90 minutes American sniper move over I don't care about Chris Kyle.
I care about Mark Walberg shooting people in the head that is a great movie it is the most American thing I can think of he's a retired sniper who has to come out of retirement after somebody frames him for a murder and it's just I I love shooter.
Yeah that is a good one yeah it's not what a lot of you'll talk about as far as like action movies but you put that on on like a Saturday afternoon that that's when your dad can really fall sleep to.
Yeah absolutely that's a good that's a good for such a live movie yeah you invite the friends over for a barbure cute I love yeah shooter for a long time Mark Walberg.
I had said like this is around the time Max Payne came out on the Max Payne press tour I watch this video I like these all showing guys called mr Sunday movies and they have a podcast called the weekly plan and they did the thing about Max Payne.
During the entire Max Payne press tour he kept saying I've never done a sequel I've never done a sequel and then he eventually did do sequels but up until that point he had never done like any sequel to any of his movies so he has done them now with like the transformers movies and like daddy's home in Ted and things like that.
Yeah yeah as far as showing his comedic chops but yeah so shoot it did not get a sequel Max Payne which is a classic video game from rock star games the same people that grand theft auto that is not a very good Mark Walberg movie because he's it just loses all of the all the grittiness of the game because Mark Walberg's kind of too pretty to play Max Payne.
Right really he's not hard I think of like a Mickey Rork as a Max Payne not not pretty boy Mark Walberg.
Yeah yeah he could that was a fun movie but you're right in hindsight like he is character for it wasn't exactly what you think about but I think when I watched I still enjoyed it I still I was still they still sucked me in with the universe.
Yeah and I think they wanted a sequel to it but it just isn't making money it really bothered the box office it it really fans the game because they gave it a PG 13 rating to try to make it appeal to more of the audience but instead.
That's just what you want in like a hit man shooter game is a PG 13 rating in a in a in a hard mature rated video game I want it sanitized down to a PG 13 a bloodless PD 13 so yeah it was a real bummer on that.
Let's talk about Kade Yeager for a second are you familiar with Kade Yeager I am not Kade Yeager well that's the man that Mark Walberg plays in transformers age of extinction and the last night.
Okay well then yes I am familiar with it I just didn't know his name I was too busy looking at the really cool robots and big fight scenes and CGI.
Yeah I have to miss and see that's where you that's where you went wrong because you should have been looking at Mark Walberg are are wonderful Mark Walberg the whole time where in this he's an inventor who is bad at inventing things and at one point he kills a man by throwing a football at him which is Mark Walberg is the Americans American he shoot you with a sniper rifle he'll throw a football at you.
I'm he could kill you with an apple pie that's how American work Walberg is and he would have a catchy thing to say like be like take your Chevy to the levee but the levee is dry.
Yeah we're into your mother.
What do you mother what do you my is what he say age of extinction is a terrible movie I remember going said in theaters and being like this is way too long.
This is a long ass movie and I no longer care about robot that turned into cars and or and or men I don't care so in an age of extinction he is just a regular dad inventor who finds a transformer he's like which one of the best lines he goes I think we've got a transformer which just hearing transformer in the Boston accent it's great.
It's great like optimist come over here we gotta go to win we gotta go to win go watch the fucking both socks play.
I can't get some duck done that's why you're at it gives them Duncan optimist let go there's a seamer mark Walberg is chastising his daughter's boyfriend because he's 20 and she's 17.
Yeah he's like this feels wrong like what are you doing and the boy friend pulls out like the statute of consent for Romeo and Juliet laws out of his wallet like it's his insurance card like I don't think anybody who is red flag.
Nobody who has good intentions with your daughter is carrying around consent statutes in their wallet as if it is a photo of a beloved niece or nephew right and I think that movie of I'm not mistaken they were just like oh okay never mind that.
I guess it's gonna be okay now he's real paperwork that is as long as everything's by the book and now let's go back and let's talk about his early career let's do it yeah because there's two movies that really come to mind that people are probably already yelling at their their their stereo that they stole from the back of a moving truck in a some sort of car heist absolutely that is DVD DCR combo they're they're they're playing.
This they're playing this they burned it to a CD they're listening in their combo DVD DCR I do want to talk though because he's also a well known producer Mark Walberg is really produced.
Yeah he produced the show ballers on HBO yeah yeah he's also produced you know how we talk about like crypto bro's now and kind of like toxic masculinity.
Yeah with nothing but favoritism yeah and we're trying to make progress in trying to squash misogyny but did you know that we have Mark Walberg to think for some misogyny.
That doesn't surprise me yeah yeah okay which what was so gene do we have to think of for he was one of the main producers for the HBO show on tarage didn't know that either I like that show but you know I also can credit where it needs credit from.
Have you tried watching it recently drew no I gotta say I have not when it they lost his effect they should all be in jail it's all basically they're all basically sex criminals is what
the entourage is it's just guys using fame to get laid in some and sometimes very inquestionable ways so if you're like who's who's to blame for entourage it is Mark Walberg yeah but one of I think his breakout role and just an all around great film in general
that will get to in just a moment got a tease the audience drew course that he's they're all waiting there like when are they gonna talk about that movie where is got the huge dog when are they gonna talk about the nights that boogie in a moment my babies in a moment but there's one movie that I saw back in 2009 it's from the 90s when a Mark Walberg's earlier roles and it is the film called it's called fear.
FEAR it stars Mark Walberg and Reese with their spoon are you familiar with fear I'm not but I like Reese with their spoon and most of Mark Walberg's okay so it is about Mark Walberg is the perfect boyfriend absolutely perfect is this the like is it like the domestic like he's a cra- he ends up being a crazy person and wrecking it down and being crazy or am I thinking of a different movie.
that's fear okay then yes I've seen yeah where he won't let her go at one point he cuts his chest and then rubs an ink pin into his chest and tattoos himself with that which I didn't know you could just cut yourself and grab a big yeah that's all I'm here and tattoo yourself like that which is I learned something but the scene much like the Romeo and Juliet scene in transform the extension
extension I remember fear for exactly one scene and if you are one of Drew's former youth pastor one of former youth these and you still want to go to heaven earmuffs because there's one scene in fear that everybody talks about and that is Mark Walberg fingers
yeah Reese witherspoon on a roller coaster I have forgotten that this movie was fear and this is especially side note but my mom is a huge reach Reese withers been fan and one point years ago I was like here's that movie where like she gets fingered by someone I don't
remember what movie it is or whatever and she's like Reese with never you must be thinking of a different and I know I wasn't and now I'm gonna go show the clip to her next
Thanksgiving it was fear it was fear what's the name of that actress Reese what's her last name with witherspoon the one who we're just talking about oh no I I mess the joke up dammit
the joke hold on the joke goes reset this is how stand up goes I it goes you did you hear about that actress that killed her husband Reese what's what's the name yeah what's no what's a fork yeah there you go this will be edited out of my I just edit that out Drew edit out my part keep it in actually it's funny or that way be like what is he doing why
you doing bits on the show that's what we do this is this is the Drew and friend spot guys we do literally whatever we want as long as your true or a friend
yeah we live our lives a quarter of a time I love fear because it is just I I'm a big roller coaster guy I love roller coasters I love them I love I love dating women I love I love intimacy I've never thought about
combining my love of women and roller coasters at the same time I'm too scared also if you're a Mark Walberg for that with like now we know we can that was that was something he gave us we all know the proper roller coaster
etiquette is to have your hands above your head and if they're down her pants they can't be above your head yeah that's the wrong kind of rush honestly for a roller coaster
yeah that's it just seems like a lot of can and then I don't want to go to far but what if you desensitize her and then she can only orgasm on a roller coaster you're like baby if you if you want to please me we got to go on space mountain like 15 more times yeah that's the see that's a sequel to fear I love making Drew slightly uncomfortable
he's like oh god what I have this guy on and that's the kind of content you can get on their coming to get you yeah coming is spelled in
directly in the podcast to say now so what you can do and cannot do on a roller coaster it's it's very much a roller coaster safety
guide now for what I had to really go from like third base to going to go into home base because let's talk Mark Walberg's breakout role one of his best roles one of his most iconic roles as dirt digler in
the night's oh literally the best have you seen boogie night so but I just wanted to be supportive you need to see boogie night it's just a good movie it's a Paul W Anderson movie I believe let me see yeah it's Paul Thomas Anderson Paul W Anderson did the rest of the
two-year-old
I get that next up they're very different directors boogie nights it it's great it tells the story of a the rise of a porn star named dirt digler he's got one of the biggest units in there and it's just Mark
Walberg trying his best getting his way to porn and by the end he's like just at the end you see it it is massive and he just the way he transforms that role we joke it's it's a very
wonderful part and it's it's such a great movie and people want to joke about Mark Walberg because he did a movie called like flight risk I haven't seen it but he's he's in a
plane he was in the happening by M night shamel on he's done the transformers but he can actually act and I want people to know that Mark Walberg can act he's a good actor he's a he's a good man I don't know if he's a good
man or not he's a good he's the godfather to my children that I don't have but yeah the the departed shooter max pain daddy's home fear dirt digler boogie
it's all movies I love also just as a fan of Mark Walberg the person he was actually booked to fly one of the planes that crashed into the
20 hours on 9/11 it was that was right was booked to fly or like beyond it like he was booked to be on the plane like he was in like going to fly the
plane he's like I don't want to go in today I got a bad feeling it's yeah it's yeah yeah he was originally playing to fly from Boston to Los Angeles but the last
minute they decided charter plane to Toronto for a film festival and from there they go to Los Angeles that's crazy yeah it's a near brush with death
apparently that he's still dreams about today we certainly would have tried to do something to fight I had probably over 50 dreams
about it I love that Mark Walberg has just has dreams about how he could have stopped 9/11 and that is the Mark Walberg we deserve absolutely he could have done it I
think if there's anybody who Nicholas Cage Mark Walberg and probably who's my third who well he's all Vindy yeah Vindy so definitely could have done it.
I want to pass the greatest podcast why would I not just say Vindy sleep me.
Absolutely yes.
No it's funny though is I think Mark Walberg in a lot of his movies people are just like we want him to play the guy that he thinks he is so they just like they don't
even give a blinds like Mark just you know how would you handle the situation for okay Mark here's the scene you're going to fight a bad guy I need to draw inspiration from how you would have stopped 9/11
absolutely.
Why would have you done to prevent one of America's greatest tragedies.
I was saying what I did I punch him in the ass in mouth that's what I would have done.
I knocked a fact in teeth out what I would have done.
Yeah but he would have he was on like one of the power planes so that's like one of the one of the big ones
of the main events of that day.
Also he was a drug dealer as a young teenager.
I read that and I didn't feel like there was enough context there wasn't more to read about that I was like I need more.
Yeah it's just on IMDB and I'm like yeah okay that sounds good to me that he was just a drug dealer on there for whenever I like.
Figure that out or did he put that on there because you can put your own stuff and I did he's like oh this is what they're walking to do now.
I would have not been a dealer.
When I'm not almost stopping 9/11 I do have a checkered fast.
When I was almost nothing 9/11 I don't have a checkered.
He dropped out of school and he was 13 which seems too young that seems too young like I think everybody should stay in school.
He get a degree to learn a trade but if you want to drop out I think 13 is a little young unless you're going to go into the mines.
Or deal drugs or deal drugs. Yeah I've seen the wire.
I know how early you can get into the game.
13 is like what six or seven is great it's pretty down there.
There's a lot of formative knowledge.
Yeah he was apparently a member of new kids on the block before they left the band to have their big break.
I forgot about that. I actually knew he had some kind of connections with the new kids on the block.
That seems more out of place to me about Mark Wahlberg that he was a drug dealer or almost stopped 9/11.
If you hadn't told me two truths in a lie I would have fixed the new kids on the block as the lie.
His older brother Donnie Wahlberg actually was a member of new kids on the block.
And as a horror movie fan Donnie Wahlberg is in a bunch of saw movies.
That's awesome. I've never seen a saw movie.
Never seen a saw.
Well you should watch all 10 of them and let me know what you think.
Yeah absolutely.
I've been to them last year I was between jobs.
I had like a two week period where I was quitting one job and starting another job.
So saw a 10 was coming out.
So I took that week to binge all the saw movies.
Oh man.
Like it was a series and it was the best thing you can do when you don't have a job.
You know I got to say I mean obviously having a job is better than not having a job.
But would you the first few moments of not having a job are the closest thing you'll ever have to be in being like young and hopeful again?
Oh yeah.
When you just have a few days and you're thinking like oh you're going to turn this around my life is going to be so much better.
There's something better.
And so you still have that optimism but then you're like but I deserve a break and then you do something like binge all 10s all movies.
Yeah.
Because of the time.
I took my optimism and then turned it into watching the saw movies.
Yeah as well you should.
And then we should actually talk about his comedic chops.
Yeah.
We talked about him in dramatic roles and action roles but Mark Wahlberg is pretty funny.
And you like Ted.
I've only seen the first set I never saw Ted too.
He was in Daddy's home which is funny.
So my favorite Mark Wahlberg comedy is the other guys with Will Ferrell.
That's a good one too.
Yeah.
I love that one.
He's just so serious and funny.
He's like you want to do a desk pop and he's like a desk pop.
And then Will Ferrell shoots the gun and he's like don't do a desk pop.
What are you talking about?
Shootin' your gun in the house or whatever.
So I think that's so funny.
And the first Daddy's home is really funny because it's got like John Cena coming at the end.
And it's he's a funny dude when you write well for him.
I mean well maybe like they said certain things about movies.
I don't know what you want from us guys.
Like we're talking about Mark Wahlberg on a bonus episode.
We're talking about I thought I think he's a good actor.
I think he's fun.
He's done some shit movies.
But sometimes he's got to pay the bills.
And you know I kind of like it when he got an actor who's got a variety of different movies under their belt.
And you know sometimes it's not about like I don't know like maybe some of those shit movies.
He saw the script and it's like this sounds like really fun.
I want to do this.
Like he's like it would be cool to be Mark Wahlberg and brag about all the different parts that you've got.
Yeah let me check out your finger res with their spoon.
I feel like that.
I don't think I don't think they actually let him finger him.
I don't know if you know how movies work.
I don't think they're like if you take this role we'll let you do things to reach with their spoon.
True.
It will never know they were young.
Maybe they were like hey we're on a roller coaster.
I'm sure this is like.
What is like?
He's the Daniel De Lewis of my life.
He's the Daniel De Lewis of roller coaster acting.
Right.
He was open doors but you know I like him better in his serious or action roles than I do in his comic roles.
But I do really enjoy him in the comedy as well.
But I feel like if I had to pick one or the other.
Yeah.
Most movies I've seen him in are his action roles.
I know we did a whole episode covering it but my favorite movie that he's in is the Italian job.
Like that was honestly like character wise he's probably had better characters.
But like not really it was great.
I think that's all I have for Mark Wahlberg and like a deep dive.
That's kind of like his career and who he's been.
It's kind of all over the place but yeah.
We're just two guys in a in a 2001 Mitsubishi eclipse just shooting the breeze.
Shooting the breeze.
Just trying to go to just waiting to go to race wars.
Absolutely.
Two guys and two separate virtual garages just you know just hanging out.
I'm talking about Mark Mark.
But now there's one question you need to ask me though right?
Yeah I have a very important question.
This is what it was all about is why we did this all episode.
If you were able to insert Mark Wahlberg into the Fast and Furious series.
How would you do it?
Where would he be?
What's your what would be your design?
You can invent any kind of character series comedic.
Good guy bad guy.
Where's Mark Wahlberg in the fast universe the F you as we call it on this podcast.
The F you I need him to come back.
Do you remember Jesse from absolutely yes absolutely.
I need him to come back as Jesse's son.
Oh all right.
His son not his dad.
I was the age of work.
His son is unborn son.
Jesse did not know his girlfriend was pregnant with Mark Wahlberg in the first movie.
Now and now 50 years later.
His son has come back.
We can de age him.
And they did it with Lucas Blacken.
And he had seven in a terribly creepy way.
Oh God.
I remember that when he's just like, well, how's it going there?
And you're like, you are you are you are a bail of haste or you are.
Well, welcome to Tokyo.
I like to pretend that that's only like two weeks after he became the drift king.
It's just been a rigged.
I'm not exhausting two weeks for him.
Man, you know when you become the drift king, what you got to do is you just dripped a nonstop.
You can't turn normal no more.
I got the hand break for everything.
Even when I'm making normal turn, I got the hand break.
Let me tell you.
Absolutely.
So he got he come back as the son of Jesse.
Now would he be a protagonist or an antagonist?
Would he be out for revenge?
He's out for revenge because he what he blames.
He blames Dom and the family for letting his for letting his dad get killed.
And not protecting him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And then by the end of the episode they become friends in the truly annoying, classic, furious.
I think if I were to if I were to insert him into the series.
I already have I already have the perfect ending for the movie.
So I feel like I are the series.
So I had a certain.
So the perfect ending is.
And it does start off a little little.
But one.
There's a few things that fast and furious is never done, which and one of them is like make death permanent.
So the starting of the last movie is.
A lot of the characters dying.
Okay.
In my opinion, everyone except for Dominic Toretto and Littergris.
Those are the two that say.
Because you need someone to like interact with Vin Diesel.
So I like ludicress.
So we'll keep him.
And then the way the movie progresses is like they need a new crew.
And so that's when all the different Vin Diesel characters from other universes.
Root.
Chronicle to reddit the pacifier.
They all show up to fight.
And.
And.
And I mean, this is the end of the series.
They've done literally everything else.
They've included time travel.
They've included, you know,
Hello, Tubby's everything's nothing is off the table.
And so.
In the final battle, the bad guys got to get even.
So they bring in some other characters.
And I feel like Mark Wahlberg and a bunch of transformers are going to come out.
And.
And Diesel is going to get like fist fights with all of them.
And.
Yes.
I love it.
I love it.
So K.
So K.
Yager.
So K.
Yager versus Vindies.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
I feel like they need to include something about like.
I don't know how they would do it.
But like that, that my,
that minor line coming back in like we'll just get a card.
So.
He's like, well, is.
I will.
You.
I know you do with your family, but my family 18th the age of consent.
I don't know.
You know, you can send me a family.
I don't know.
I think that's the opposite of us.
And the next one, setting Alabama.
Boom.
Got him.
Got him.
You have a big band based in Alabama.
Not as much as oddly Germany.
We got, we got, we got some odd.
Oh, Dotspan fans.
Yes.
The, the, the, I have regular.
I keep track of it.
It's like,
and it used to be like natural Memphis Jackson, where the top place is.
And it's like that makes sense because we were, you know,
both those are natural and Jackson and a lot of people we knew were in Memphis.
And Germany's cracked up like some red.
What I'm German.
Yeah.
What a German.
And it's up like send me some fan mail if you're the one or two or whatever German listeners that are here every week.
Yeah.
And I would love to know you more.
Anyway,
well, it's fun.
What a, what a fun detour.
What a, what a fun Mark Wahlberg experience.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a, some, you know what?
Some podcasts or nothing burgers.
This was a real Wahlberger.
Perfect.
I love it.
So,
I, I can't, I was going to try to do another fun.
I'm missing the mark, honestly, with that one.
I'm missing.
I can't think of one.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to plug my stuff so I can get out of here because I got absolutely.
I think, I think I got the car running in me and me and Mark Wahlberg got one last job.
We got to do together.
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We'll do another, we'll do another episode.
Okay.
Maybe, maybe we'll fly you in.
Let you do a real, real person interview with, with, with, with,
you would be, I can drive down to some point.
I wanted to make his sound like we were cooler than that.
But you're right.
Yeah.
You just drive down.
Maybe do some comedy while you're, or, or discomfort, just come for the podcast.
I think that's the most reasonable thing you could possibly do.
Yeah.
That sounds reasonable.
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Your favorite Mark Wahlberg.
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Sound like I was trying to boss an accent.
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I started doing this entire thing.
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