Riddick

Drew and CJ finish up their Riddick run by reviewing the third and (currently) final in the series.  We're joined by comedian, actor, friend, and the world's biggest Vin Diesel fan, Malcom Franklin! 

In this episode, we chat all things including but not limited to: Riddick, cupcakes, and side boobs.

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Chapters

• 0:34 Intro and Meet Malcom!
• 10:21 Riddick Movie Overview
• 16:26 AI Plot Summary (Malcom being Sultry)
• 20:35 Riddick Trivia
• 23:26 Fast Fan Feedback (Movie Reviews)
• 30:30 Our Movie Review
• 35:28 2 Fast 2 Furious Movie Ratings
• 39:13 CJ's Best Bits
• 41:18 Outro

Transcript

[Music]
Welcome back to the quarter mile podcast.
Welcome back. Welcome back.
I am one of your host, CJ Walton, with one of my favorite people, the other host of the quarter mile podcast.
Mr. Drudeva.
What's up everyone, so happy to be back. Welcome back to the quarter mile podcast.
This has been great. This has been wonderful.
I mean, I personally have been enjoying all of these reviews and movies things.
We have a very special guest today.
Oh, one of the specialists.
He's like the best person ever, so let me see if I can do a drum roll.
Hello comedian, fellow Tennessee and Mr. Malcolm Franklin in the room.
What am I exactly? How are we doing? We good?
Tennessee, are you exactly, bro?
For my mom and for one, nothing. Perfect.
No, I'm definitely from Born and Raised in Murbers, Bro Tennessee.
For four years, I've been living in East Tennessee, which is Knoxville, Tracetti, Eastwood.
That's why Drew met me.
Well, here's the thing. For the longest time, I had no idea where you're from because I would be doing comedy shows in East Tennessee, Knoxville, Bristol.
I mean, at one point, what's Virginia? I did a show and Malcolm would just always be there.
I started to think like maybe he was a hallucination.
Like, you know, that.
This even Memphis was, I think.
I was chatting with you.
I was chatting with you. I was chatting with you.
I knew he had to be a Tennessee native.
Yeah.
Okay, so you were true, Southern Boy? It's a little bit about yourself.
It's a favorite subject. All right.
So good one.
Ray, Murbers, Bro Tennessee, see actor, comedian, writer, writer, professional tab dancer.
My task can be heard all across the.
He's a tap, not playing, but I was like, I don't think that's true.
I grew up break dancing.
Dancing was in school. And then I will do.
And then break dancing just died because it's like like five black people.
Oh, yeah. He doesn't have a huge break dancing.
Absolutely not.
And I was school that does it.
That's Austin East, right?
I know.
And it's a little place called Elizabeth in Tennessee.
Oh, Elizabeth.
And I was just in Elizabeth's town, but they lived it.
So they have a break dancing scene there?
I was in it.
You were the break dancing scene.
You're like, you know, I was the only one that did that cracked the soldier boy and that was it.
That was my whole dance room.
She's no.
That's my favorite thing about you so far.
I didn't know that you were a break dancer.
Yeah.
I didn't need to see.
You saw something new every day about somebody.
And there we go.
We did it.
We let them break dancing.
Then I studied improv in college.
Then went to media communications.
Cations like.
I was fun with that.
And Nana went to.
And I'm coming.
All right.
also you're proud of me I am this right my first movie my first movie oh it's a little
interpreted project it's called um loving the light um it's a bit it's a drama actually I didn't
play a bad guy okay so I was going through about this actually actually and uh yeah those were
my first bad guy ever did and I didn't really audition the lady who was uh
who's uh casting it and goes like hey just in the set head shot and what you've done and I'm
will like and I just like made some shit up it was like yeah I've done uh I've done broadway
you know what I mean I'm a I'm a serious actor you know me and uh no no it was pretty good so
jeez yeah first of all that's awesome secondly I thought you were about to say I didn't
audition she just looked at me and it's like you'd be a good bad guy I've been
out for right here it stills I still hopefully we all say that that had to be a
stress for you because you're like the nicest person in the world yeah hopefully that comes out
uh you think about taking it to Amazon or to be so look out for that probably uh bring them next
here maybe I love that I love that I need to start talking about some of my movies yeah you absolutely
should I need to one of the most exciting things right now is we literally today which was a week
ago from when this episode uh being released uh we created a subscriber function for our podcast
very excited I mean you've always been able to subscribe and donate money to us monthly right
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and watch it and then I guess you can cancel it and break our hearts um but we got a break
one yeah it would it would be hard but we we'd get over it we need no hi iteration in this
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yeah you miss out on a lot if you're not subscribing but we do we already uh so maybe this is your
first episode with us or uh or maybe you haven't been with us since being we got we have a season one
where you can't we have your Puma Man episodes bonus man bonus bonus love Puma Man uh we we got
Christmas special with the movies wars podcast uh next week we got Renard Hirsch coming back to
talk about a man apart but his uh episode where we just talked about fast and furious uh that one's
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that came from if you want the full context of it that's gonna be on the bonus so there's a lot of
good stuff you could get if you want uh just you know check it out uh but um speaking of good cool stuff
I want to jump back to Malcolm our our our big question that we ask but I I feel like you have a
very you have a you could expand of some we usually ask people either what's their relationship
with fast and furious or what's their relationship with like reddick or the movies like that we're covering um
but uh we learned before the podcaster you have a pretty strong relationship with vindiesels
and maybe you can share it maybe y'all with us uh no no no but I grew up on vindiesels movies um big big
fan of him um even the movie I'm in I uh have you guys ever seen the movie knock-wrong guys no I don't
I think when you mentioned the quote I might have seen it but I don't have the quote all right I
hopefully it makes it to the movie uh but he has a quote in it where he goes 500 he goes 500
what it's like a bar fight he goes like 500 fights that make you an official tough guy and uh the
line I improvise I have a revolve in my hand I um take the bullets out and I put one bullet in I go like
500 he goes like 500 was like 500 people I killed killed the on a magnet made me made me
want to pull this trigger so now I really that's really one of my darkest scenes I actually had
that so hopefully they don't edit it out so that's wow yes so it's it's very um wait I'm excited
I'm gonna wear a reveal your movie yeah I'm excited I'm for like two scenes doesn't matter you're in it
in it you're in it it doesn't matter you have a credit and so and that's what we're gonna be
talking about the day about Riddick they look more like clear yeah that's right vindiesels slash
marxic vindiesels name is marks and clear now they coolest fucking name ever dude I mean it is is it
I was like the geekiest name like I'm marks in New York dude yeah but I'm gonna eat some good okay first
of all I'm gonna I'm gonna be agreed to disagree I think it's like he's so much I think she just
be vindiesel like when marks and clear sounds like he went to Brentwood high school sounds like a guy
went to high school with actually might actually not think about I might have I mean if you think
everything all for him like the tough guy stuff he looks like a marks and Claire yeah that's true yeah
so CJ we uh another new segment in our show is uh what's CJ eating uh because it's we've we've
throughout all these episodes has been mostly not a twix she's just had the twix I had the twix
right but now but now we have a for the viewers at home we have a white cupcake it's actually not so
it looks white but it's green and so this is a um tequila lime margarita cupcake
like it's from cupcake collection they do all kind of different cupcakes so shut out the cupcake
like shut out the cupcake um no no they need to sponsor I would love for them as me man yeah man
y'all man y'all when you see this I need you like CJ yeah and bring yeah and you could just
bring us cupcake see absolutely and then we can review them so um this one um because I was like
I'm gonna get a cupcake for my birthday because my birthday is coming up next week um so thank you
and uh they usually do a key lime yeah and it's always good but she was like it's a key lime
won't will be good and I want the way to try it with you so all right we're gonna see why y'all are
talking we're gonna have a live like uh reaction this is the gyminiest hilarious
no one was a gyminiest I know you people I know we're we're I'm just talking about what that means
because I never know if you're talking about with an astrologer well that's good is that good is it
was it that's good was it awesome that's great who it is that is fantastic I'm sorry I'm not sharing
yeah but if it wasn't good she's like we can share but it's good enough for you know this one doesn't
okay so jimin they say jiminars are two different people I asked my mom are you happy I'm not a twin
she said you already are oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
I'm a Virgo I have no and I have no idea no idea sorry you're a nice person that's good
with that Virgo okay cool person that's good with money well how's that is true so they're kind of like
close with it and your talent oh talented okay okay I wish I had an Italian I was like oh I didn't know
whether that was yeah cool well uh yeah let's do which is as that happened well there we go let's get
into this riddick so let's talk about like when it started let's get into the chat let's just get
into all of it um so riddick is a 2013 science science fiction action film no we tell
what it's gonna do action film so this is more of a science fiction action film which is really
cool it was written and directed by David holy yeah you know I say that correct it's I think
so based off bit is it yeah yep and is based off the character what is his name Richard be riddick
by jimin can we it is the third installment of the chronicles of the riddick film
and the sequel to both pitch black which would come out in 2000 and the chronicle of riddick
which came out in 2004 vandizo he reprocesses role as the titlitor character character alongside
uh Jordy moly mad navel Katie sack off David thanks
what's he says he's I don't know idea he was in this movie yeah dude yes was he a wrestler at this point
I read just got to gut over wrestling right was doing guardians of the galaxy at the same time
okay yeah I think so but I think his thing he's done with vand yeah I want to say his w his career had
been he won dip it off and then he was going to like the movie that kind of kind of makes sense
because he looks a little like smaller and then that's right right yeah and fun fact about him he is
Greek and filipino oh I had no idea but that makes sense yeah he's Greek and filipino fun fact about him
and let me see who else my boy I don't understand why he is one of the most underrated actors in the
world bokeh woodbind oh yeah he played he played most he played most okay yeah yeah play he played him like
bokeh woodbind he's probably one of the most underrated actors in life maybe he should have got
an Oscar he should have got an Oscar he had not one line in that movie and carried that movie
throughout that love it that's a good actor like when you can see when they're saying without actually
using words you mean every movie and everything that that man has been he's never never never and he
does not get the recognition he does not he doesn't have a daughter in lindo oh lindo should have been in more
right man absolutely man absolutely like one of the fuck your fast reviews oh it kind of was in the
yeah yeah was he kind of was but I would love to see uh roylando in another fast and furious oh absolutely
that I could see him as like like like them anyway I'm sorry Danny that be hilarious man oh my god
I've been out of daddy is the lorry lindo oh my god that be so cool okay and then I'm right
ultra-liho and call urban and we all know like he's the man he was there for maybe like for a second
yeah yeah and um don't know if you guys know this there is a famous singer that is in this movie
for a very split second no who was it her name is Carrie hilton really where where were the sex
they actually wanted her to be the female lead yeah yeah they wanted to be the female lead and it
been work out so she ended up being the sex slave okay so she was only on there for like a second yeah so
um and in the film notorious murder murder or riddick is betrayed and left for dead on a
desolate planet and uses instincts to survive so he eventually teams up with mercenaries arriving to
capture him to escape from a larger threat this I mean I did sorry babe it's it's it's it's
riddick man it's it got went back to the basics uh we left the we left the space opera at home
and we went back to getting into the prison and getting our getting in and getting out and
this is arriving yeah it did really took a lot of the influence from the first movie I think it was
trying to go towards towards how that but also I wanted to go back on jody jody like why is he
Johnny tapion everything he's in yeah I don't know the I'm gonna see him in two movies but he's
Johnny tapia in every fuck yeah he just doesn't have a lot of range yeah that's all it is like I
think y'all dishes no one like no just go beat you yeah no no it came out in um 2013 September of
2013 actually September six 2013 um it came out in the United States also in Canada
budget of this get this was 38 million how much do you think the box office did I think this
one probably did pretty well like I think at this point riddick's had some uh so I'm gonna guess
I'm gonna guess that it made uh somewhere between 50 and 100 okay what do you guess I'm gonna say
like six million nine eight point three million at this point riddick had a fall in yeah so like
the people weren't I mean because that I mean this one you said came out 2013 the last one was like
2003 or something yep yep yep yep yeah 2004 yep so I mean let's get into it let's talk about it
do it I mean how did you man man actually this is the only riddick I went and seen in theaters actually
because I got my first job like I think like three months after I worked at this little crappy ass
ghost store then I'm not sponsored it's called sable lot hey yo if there's still a sable line there
please burn it down no don't because that's the only thing they got out north right now don't
it's a food desert out there don't do it don't do it if you don't get any more I mean get more
but uh no I that was my first job yeah I would just go to like different movies and that was the
first one I went and seen in theaters because I've seen the other ones I've seen picked black and I saw
then I like how the expansion was but I like the the recipe was trying to go back to the first one
and now I just learned or making another one now yeah yeah yeah they're making I think it's called
fear yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's I don't think they've dropped a release date yet so I don't like
sometimes here yeah but um so help me if it comes up before the next fast and furious I'm gonna murder
someone I'll be fast and furious and I'll show my furious yeah I will I will yeah oh crazy sure
I think I want him to read my AI you want yeah I want you to so we're gonna go over the AI version
kind of a summary of of what riddick is a bolt or bill about a bolt a boot a boot okay let's see
or slick you sorry sorry I got this now you're gonna do it in the riddick voice or you're gonna do it
how are you gonna do it I see I'm gonna do it and a sultry oh my god perfect that's what I was hoping for
yes those golden skies don't dry wastelands nasty creatures crawling around
all looks like a nightmare desert slainny you wouldn't survive five minutes
diesel I love your question mark I put a question mark in there barely says much that's part of magic
you grunts rouse delivers one liners and somehow feels both ridiculous and iconic
hmm you believe he could take out 10 mercenaries with a knife a bone-shard purest spite
the perfect balance acquired minutes and brutal actions that remains you why this character still
works at the old years through some of the dialogue from the side characters a little funky and there
are most moments that scream just toss the road overload low very true to but honestly the part
of the charm that isn't trying to be prestige sci-fi and know exactly what it and tough strip down
modest ridden thrill ride for the bad ass men in the universe is just trying to make it one more
plan a lot I don't know why I'm getting turned on by this side over it 7.5 out of 10 stylish
savage unapologetically fun if you got a thing for anti-heroes really in monsters which is
a little watching people deserve get outsmarting in the dark ridicic idiot back you outro music
and this might have actually been my favorite of the three really because I really liked um I
really we talked about this last week how I liked pitch black better than chronicles of redic
because I felt I like that you know escaping from prison vibe I didn't like that he was
ended up being the savior of the universe kind of thing and so like this went back to the basics
there it also it didn't do as well pitch black but it had well developed characters like in the last
one we kind of the only three characters that were a big hill were like the main good guy that
made bad guy and the ones that came back from the you know the sea to the previous one but this one
we we got new new characters and I liked them all or I liked that they were developed um but what I
I've learned this about me this maybe why I like movies like the Fast and Furious is I like the
world building so I like I like I almost like build a relationship with the characters yeah so
even though objectively pitch black might have been better than this movie redic I liked redic
better because I feel like I know redic better by the I'm more invested in his storyline right
Katie sky side of sad boob I don't think we talk about that much what sad boob that's she only
out one side boob in here but hey Katie psych off appreciate you got a podcast I want to be on it
all right all right talk about that if there's a podcast about Katie side boob yeah Malcolm's
Malcolm's in for it but let let me let's let's let's talk about the boob a bit um
except because because uh because he's great with that yeah we're full of time out but we can
talk about boobs on this podcast it's fine I liked her character but there were so many things
around her character that I didn't like and that was just kind of a turn off to the me of the movie
that whole scene like where the guy was as casually sexually assaulting her and and redic was kind of
using it as a means to it ends and there was like no huge resolution I mean that wasn't why he killed
the guy killed the guy because uh he you know killed his dog um and then I one thing that I really
didn't like was she was like a strong lesbian character at the beginning but then I guess
Riticus so sexy that he can change that is exactly what um I was gonna say let's let a lesbian
shit that's how I yeah yeah that's that's that's that was gonna be one of my um I'm glad you said
that somebody else said that on a reddit we're gonna get into these reviews of other people
seen as how we're reviewing it and what we saying about it um somebody actually did say that like
dude I did not like the fact that all this while she used this whole lesbian and then totally
at the end of it then diesel changes are like what is that about yeah like um right before we do that
let me get into some trivia I don't know if you guys know this I don't you may because you said you
grew up on it but then diesel agreed to make a cameo appearance appearance in the fasten the furious
Tokyo drift in exchange for the rights to redic franchise yes I do not know that from universal
pictures this allowed him to produce this film independently I had no idea about that that move
saved the fasten furious franchise yeah that like it because and he he wasn't even caring that much
about fasten furious and wasn't to use later like let's bring it back and he could which also if
you look on that uh not only does he have his own uh one great I think it's called one race
entertainment it was just yeah on through yeah he has a get video game yeah production and a music uh
produce isn't cuz I'm not kidding you can look at that shit I believe it I believe it you can
you can listen to vindiesel music on Spotify yeah which is crazy I look listen to it hey you
I hate it it's not I wouldn't say it's good it's funny though because it's like your picture in
redic or dominant and I believe that I believe that production on this film was in jeopardy of
shutting down when there was a delay in financing diesel funded the film himself until the bank loan
came through when redic steps into the identifier for the emergency beacon stars um
yeah the stats only him read redic b redic escape convict murderer this is how he was introduced
himself in the character of Paris in pitch black now do you say did you said redic b-read it was yeah
it wasn't Richard b-read it yeah Richard b-read it okay yeah cuz I was like that's fun yeah and um
sure man he's he's had a tough life Richard yeah um he also wanted this movie to be shot on a 35
millimeter film but due to the films oh budget inherited with a large number of visual effects shots
the movie had to be um made digitally so as a compromise David Tui added like a film grain effect
throughout the film okay that's something I would not have ever known and well and here it is about
Carrie Hills and not last trip your fact she auditioned for the role of doll the role went to Kate
Salkaft but David Tui was so impressed with heelson's charisma that he wrote the small role in the film
for her that's cool that's how you know that's how you know you nailed it on this shit and does
riddick do a nod to fasten the furious in this film yes he does what does he say oh man say oh my gosh
I wonder if I caught it when I watched it oh no you should know it oh man I just now wants to
too oh no what was that I can lose I ride it like a stole it I did catch I did catch that when I
yeah it was a nod to the fasteners period two now that the end so and then let's get into some of these
user reviews um I love these now and now someone said the dog stuff is cringing as well as a
fidget hype or the other dog the other other than that is basically a rehash of the first movie
nothing is terrible but it's definitely the weakest of the trilogy a lot of people said that yeah
my critique is like they're making an alien dog it's not like we have panels around here we can go
get other alien like like let's let's give them grace to make a made up sci-fi thing in a sci-fi movie
you know like that's how I felt um someone said enjoyed it which we had more of a follow-up on the
story of the chronicles rather than a reset back to pitch black my least favorite like she said is
how the story trees doll at the end the predator pink line is cring yes I agree with that I agree
with that I agree um and then someone else said they really didn't care for the end where she
gets with the reddit the whole movie she is being hit on and not taking seriously except for her own
crew then when riddick is captured he treats her the same way even swearing that he'll sleep with her
by asking her for it doesn't feel both it doesn't feel right they both doll and riddick characters
but I'll say to you that she wasn't in demand and riddick never hit on any women in any other movies
which is very true the relationship is my least favorite part about the movie in my opinion
and I did meet some people as um out and I got some in I was like I just want to ask you guys some
questions and this one guy kind of kind of reminding me of Malcolm he was like do I grew up on that
like it for me at the time he was cool he was like maybe not now and then he's he's he's
smarter he started thinking about he was like no CGI was real hard hard for the time he was like
and I think it still would be today he's just like you said I'm about the alien dog like
the best alien dog I've ever seen yeah yeah I'm sorry he was adorable he had character
horrible he had that dog had more character development than some of the characters I can't move
I think he did and I do like dogs but you know people are he's you like dogs guys all right
but I think the CGI in it from from that age from when did this come out 2013 to 2025 no that's
that's hardcore we've we've but it's so it's so I feel like it's so a held up right now
I definitely didn't just I wasn't like when we were watching Puma Man and we're like well this is
the best they had in the 80s yeah this one was like okay I didn't it didn't distract me from that
but I do agree with what one of those come hold my problem with how they handled doll and
Riddick was first of all worth Riddick any character development that he's had in the past few
movies of becoming less of a you know fell in and dare a person that kind of was like it took a
little like a step back for him yeah yeah I end with that and then my problem for the the woman was like
they were setting her character up in a certain way in the end just because it kind of felt like
it was a nice like way to wrap up the movie they completely changed her which kind of
filled all the you know all the toughness that we saw of her like but in those reddit comments
that you're reading from someone else mentioned that I guess in like one of the comics or something
like that there is a light reference that she she is bisexual but since she's around so many like
terrible men she just just just says like oh I'm gay I'm not interested in like that is like a
more protection but she really does like both and Riddick was just like the one yeah that to me is
like a stretch I agree with that and this person they were like they they this is on reddit they're
like how many cliches can you put in a movie like first of all let me tell you that this is just a
remake a pitch black but instead of flying monster there are crawling monsters instead of copy they
get the energy thing to ship across the field of monsters exactly the biogies present themselves
as the best of the best get her able to make the dumbest mistake after another and even lower
themselves act like a group of five year old children dang and a particular scene Riddick comes
to the bad guys drops his weapon the bad guys approach him in also dropped their web is makes no
sense at all get it then you must understand that there are two groups of bad guys who are competing
or competing at each other get the second group allows to put their prejudent energy on
his fellow in their vessel in a save by a group one the save only being well access to a group
number one then again then they argue if their identical ships can exchange power they did not
like this move they were not a fan to me I actually disagree with a lot in that comment I
hear so here's the here's my issues with this person first of all these this movie parallels the
first one but there are significant differences that make it they intentionally made it parallel
and then like didn't bait and switch for example the two johns like the the villains in both of them
it was a similar setup but at the end this johns was like a better person and he got to
and they worked together to where is at the end of first one he had to kill johns to get you know
to keep saving the people and so on anything about the two of them that was similar just made that
plot point bigger secondly with the whole like villains working together the two gangs of bad guys
like that was supposed to show you how much more badass johns and his crew was or like they knew
these got these little you know redneck these base pirates aren't gonna get rid of these two he's
too bad for them so like that was his way of being like yeah go for it let me know when you need help
like you have to agree with that yeah that made me as a viewer think oh those guys those guys are tough
I mean especially during that thing right there when okay we drop I dropped my weapon he dropped
his weapon if you don't drop your weapon I'ma hit you so you can I will make you drop the weapon
yeah I just felt like it was a not a come together scene but it was more of a I'm going to let you
feel me out yeah but we already know we don't like j other we nothing to get along this can't
happen but we to work together yeah like right at that point riddit knew something that they didn't
exactly and they and they and they probably kind of saw it coming always does always do always do
always ahead of the anycare caretaker it is also once I'm awards you won the Saturn award for best
science fiction film and the golden trailer award for a best in international poster yes huh
it was a pretty cool poster well it's pretty cool I didn't I've I've never thought like a
award-winning poster yeah I would have never I mean yeah I'm with you on that but I mean if I mean
everything now days I want to I want to see the other ones I want to have I want to have an opinion
on that I want to look at all the contenders and see exactly I agree that riddick was the he also spent
four months prepared for this in the woods really yes four months in the woods that doesn't surprise me
this movie takes also takes place in 2592 yeah how many years between pitch black and not not like in the
movie movies but like in the actual movies how much time went from him being five years five years
five years it was five years so he was not he was not he was not royalty very long
really but get why they did that for this movie but they totally within the first 10 minutes just
you could take out chronicles or riddick and just have this and not miss much not at all which I kind
of was okay with but like also like seems weird I get it I get that I get that also I think it's
kind of like introducing to the newer generation too like people who wasn't used to the pitch black
back in the 90s I think it was like what 99 when it came out 2000 something something who doesn't
know that yeah so this is your introduction to him now now you know you got the red egg and then he
has brute now you know he has one of my favorite ones that he doesn't talk about much is last witch
hunter actually it's another one to be a look up but that's the one I don't get a lot of respect either but
no I don't even think I've heard of that one that's a something that's standalone movie is it yeah is it
is it something we need to reveal that maybe I think so I think so yeah I mean I can I can
throw you all some vindies movies we like a spin off podcast episode just Malcolm talking about
vindies on movies I love that extra mile they beat these the movies you know the main town okay how bad
they are I'm gonna see you all so who is your favorite character in the movie I've read it
other than read it himself so I'm gonna say Johnny tapia I'm tell you why why because I swear
swear to God every every day is literally bad boys too right yeah
like to me I don't know me so much okay he's beating them though I just see Johnny tapia all right yeah
I like fucking fucking Wilson made the shoot him in the face like this is dumb yeah
what about you he was a fantastically disgusting character yes I love that hate it
I mean he would be that is it played that role really well but I'm gonna go riddick like I like
the way like this the what made this movie so good was just watching his interactions everyone and
realizing that the two movies like have made you have a relationship with this guy we're like you
want to like you want to see how he's getting out of them you know yeah I kind of want to see I
wanted to he really didn't seem like he cared that much that the whole planet is exiled him I
that's got to have like he just didn't give too shit yeah right he was like oh well that happens I think
I think they should have like well it sounds like their fourth movie is gonna be him going to
Furia which is from I would rather see I'm a guru he goes back to this necromancer among your planet
uh just like like yeah just revenge yeah he they deserve everything they they they that's what I
feel I'd love to see that more spoiler also once again I don't know if you guys seen an underrated
version of it but uh in chronicles of radek and the underrated version of it the guy who uh
saves him for getting burned is also furion and does a delete scene where he wrote his shirt off any
as the palm on his chest to make sure you're a furion okay then I don't know if that was in the I
watch in the I watch the extended cut but I don't know if it was the with everything very interesting
this thing all I know they should have kept in the movie it just made it more rich this universe
that kind of kind of create all right speaking of uh passionate I just think any suck suck off side
move I'm still on that all right the most getting out character in that whole movie all right
oh there's like a shower scene where I'm all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I forgot about that
yeah I forgot about that I was eating a taco when I was watching it that that understandable
you're welcome you're welcome it was a burrito yeah oh okay that that is almost better than
that yeah that's like it'd be a tough one yeah uh CJ who who's your favorite honestly I'm
a go-a-ready yeah um I I liked how even from the start of the movie to the end
it didn't seem like his character was gonna develop or it wasn't gonna grow but it I know who
really is yes he was a very consistent character for me yes you know he was very um oh he was always
on brand yeah who at the whole thing like I'm like I'm loving this murderous friend of mine right
and I think that's why like this one better than the second one because my critique of the second
one was by the end he felt different than the character that we were we were watching you know from
you know from from pitch black uh whereas this one it seems like they course corrected that
yeah if you guys could what like rank the three movies what would they what it as your personal favorite um
you mean from chronicles page black and then ridden yep
for me it would go really pitch black then chronicles that'd be my ranking as well
I would go pitch black really then chronicles of chronicles already
I think it seems like we all agree that that that was maybe the worst of the second was maybe the
worst yeah so the chronicles of potential but it didn't happen yeah yeah they tried to do too much with
it you know what I mean yeah we did try to extend it too much you know what I mean let's go
ahead and give our fast and furious reviews oh yeah that's like the two fast two furious ratings yeah
yeah let's do that yeah let's give it a let's start with our esteemed guess so in this we give it a
two fast and two furious so it's either too fast fast but it was a two fast fast furious
and then two furious and then two furious is like you wouldn't recommend it and then two
passes like I'm gonna walk you again tonight with some popcorn and my ginger ale but you said
you don't like ginger ale I need to get in the ginger ale that's why to get into ginger ale he's
giving ginger ale too serious real well I said I'm not in the in the age range that was the cutoff
real that was cutoff all right what's wrong with you all right that's the cutoff is the age range
or ginger ale I feel like you should be 10 years old when you start drinking ginger ale it's a
nice age to drink soda yeah I soda but I don't like ginger ale I'll try it there I'm sorry
oh my god do you ain't ever had a float well I'm from western is it don't matter you ain't
never had a float yes I've had a float I didn't like it oh okay is is is he sent a sea known for
their floats yes I think a root beer floats like I'm really filled they filled ice cream is east
in a sea yeah yeah that was all that shit and and and and little Debbie east in a man I didn't know
that but that makes it this is by the way the second time on this podcast we've tangented
change intended change food oh no then far from the second but when we talk about when we talk about
root we have we're very passionate about root beer we're very passionate about I didn't know I didn't
really yeah we we had a nerve when you guys the root yeah I'll come see you on a little uh
oh yeah well you know I have not a land on this podcast am I talking about root beer again
he just has a better welcome guest how I have better food opinions though
so he is a welcome guest because I love Malcolm thank you so you're fast too furious right in
Malcolm well man you know what I want to say say too fast fast also also also want to say fast
at the same time because it's not for everybody okay okay this is all about your personal
yeah this is you about you for me that's that's too fast that we got I would ask you go back and
watch it again again because I forgot about it like I also do this I forgot about all the
really thing when I was doing research for this then I had like literally get back into it and
government it yeah yeah so I love a lot of research you know what I mean so I love this world actually
that I can't wait for them to do more to it yeah for sure so yeah definitely too fast all right Drew
I'm gonna give this one a you know I'm gonna go too fast because I gave fast to the other two
and I like them and I do feel like I like this one better um and I'm just I'm just all about like
redics character in his experience the we talked about the issues with the woman uh and maybe it
went on a little longer there were some parts that drag but overall I really liked it but there
was side move and you know what that that gets a ranking on its own you named it side move right
so yeah yeah so what do I have to do whatever we go first I am definitely giving it a
too fast too fast all right I loved it it wasn't really anything I didn't like about this movie
I think everything about it says watch me again I don't know because it because I do like sci-fi and it
combines sci-fi and action so it's just and it's really cool to see how much Vin Diesel likes this
character especially with the some of the facts you were sharing about like how he helped
finance it he really did like this is he worked his ass off for this movie yeah he loves that
character dude and he did and you could tell he is redic like yeah he's nothing but redic so nice
it's definitely a too fast it's definitely a too fast for me oh definitely a too fast for me um okay
well it is almost the end of our podcast I have enjoyed you but before we leave we love to play
a little game we love to play this game and I'm trying to pull my notes up of which one was my
favorite scene and I got three after guess after guess okay do you know how this works I think so
yeah yeah so what you're you're you're currently the score is two one yeah it is leading uh this
we play it for the whole season uh and the winner really gets bragging rights and we get to
feel like they're better than the other person which is pretty which is pretty like you know it's
pretty big deal so I got three scenes you have to guess which one is my favorite scene out of this
movie all right there's been credentials or just think you like the best um I think it was the scene
that I that I was like ooh the scene that made you put down the taco let's see that made me
put down the barria so that is your only hint okay all right him taming the the alien dogs okay the
five-second kill scene yes when he was like when I'm a kill you like five six yes
let me make back for the night attack scene with a bear trap oh that is a good one
oh which one made me put my barria taco down do you want to go first taco?
dogs the team trained as a dog but I want to say the um the bear trap see okay I love that scene okay
sir are you gonna go the bear trap scene what goes that bear trap okay see I think the dog was a
fake out because she knows she knows I know how much she's into dogs that was that was like that
even though that's a cool scene I think that was a fake out so I'm gonna I'm gonna not pick that one
but I'm gonna do the uh just you might be right but I'm gonna go the other one I'm gonna go with the
uh five-second kill the that one good see you too it was the bear chew all right and I'm gonna tell
you why it was because the second bear trap got me yeah it was the second one I was like
cool nowhere I was just out of nowhere yeah that was that was the scene that's cool that's cool so we
are at we're at we're at three two right now we're three two we're three two we're three two
Malcolm thank you give it up for Malcolm yeah Malcolm how many hands join us I so enjoyed you will
you come back that's good it's gonna be so weird the first time we asked someone that on air and
they're like no this is this is fine yeah if they do that thank you for coming so well thank you great
yeah you were fantastic well uh can tell people were where to follow you if we if we're gonna see you
I give you the shows coming up then I remember this is this episode's airing a week from right now okay so
this is a good word week I will go ahead and give you all my dates I'm gonna be at at uh I will be back in
Vanilla virginity at a little place called Jersey Hills of Chroma Club which Drew is gonna be at
yep guys next month I'll be there July 17th I'm in the semi-finding rounds for the competition they have
there so there'll be something June 20th I will be in Columbia Tennessee guy named mr.
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