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Martin and Dom Season 3 Episode 10

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  Martin and Dom head off on their second road trip - this year to see the Pies take on the rising (and falling?) Suns

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Welcome to the Gold Coast. Thank you. We're we're sitting sitting here with a pleasure being here. We're watching a very bizarre game. It's flying Brisbane. It's kick off the spotting extravaganza. We are having our annual uh our second annual getaway. It is too. It is the second.

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It's the that means it's a thing now. We've done two in a row.

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Yeah. Yeah, it must be a thing. Um so it's oh, it's a it's a that's such a that is not a disposal. So when you kick it out, so it's come off his boot, but it's not a disposal. It's for the last disposal rule, but it was not a disposal. So it can't be a free kick. Oh, Neil is kicked it around. Who's going? Oh, it's that guy.

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Oh, he's picked it up again! He's missed a guy.

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Oh, he's dropped that absolute pudding. Who's that guy?

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What do you? Yes.

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He's out next week.

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Who's that boy?

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I don't know.

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It's 21 for Geelong.

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We should probably give our listeners some context. Oh, yes, go on.

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Go on, look. Yeah.

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Well, no, we're here on the Gold Coast. We are fundamentally here for the Gold Coast Collingwood game. After last year's going to watch Carlton get flown. Yes. But it's a different era for Carlton then.

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It is. Oh yeah, we're we're on the way.

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You've you've you've played all the bottom teams in the last six weeks.

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Start this law thing. That's just a complete bollocks.

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Anyway, uh we are here watching the case with uh Dalko Stanley again. Yeah, we will follow up at the pub watching uh Richmond beat Carton.

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We'll be there. You'll be nervous.

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Uh we're also saying that we have on the same weekend we have the Tour de France starting. Yes. We have the Gold Coast Marathon being around. True. Yeah. In the morning. We have the Formula One Grand Prix in Silverstone. Silverstone. Yeah. The Wimbledon.

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Uh Wimbledon is on.

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We just need the uh British Open Golf, but I think that starts in a couple of weeks.

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Yeah, but in absence of that, we also have Wallabies versus Ireland. Oh, yeah. Um, and of course the World Cup continues. So Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah. We we some people have asked us what are we going to do while we're here? It's like we're just gonna sit in the we haven't got no room to do anything else. We're just sitting in the room. Hotel have been watching sport. We're watching uh yeah I don't know how to describe it.

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The uh first of many curtain raises Geelong versus Bris Vegas and Geel Bris Vegas were miles ahead now, then Geelong was ahead and now Brisbane was ahead, yet so. Is it Wendy and Geelong?

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Can anybody call in, please, and tell us whether it's Wendy and Geelong?

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Someone would like someone to call in or something. Phones are always open. No, we never saw it. I was just thinking though, this is probably our third live podcast because we did a live podcast. Well, they're all live secret one. We did a um well, secret one or uh or a track. Unpublished on the oh yeah. No, we did publish that one. So this is number six. Oh, sorry, yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah. That cat man guy just has to so much trouble. That must take him seven hours.

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Jack Martin. Brisbane are like as you were saying, Brisbane have got all these players coming back.

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They are starting to look the goods. I think Harris Andrews, who he looks like he's got really long shorts, but I think he wears them sort of, you know what they wear those jeans halfway down their butt.

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Yeah, okay.

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I think he wears it like that.

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Yeah. He's a good player, Harris Andrews. He's one of my favourites.

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Would he get a game?

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Do you think he's as good as Billy Frank? I would do that. He's getting a lot of reps now. Excuse me.

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He's getting a lot of ways since being a premiership for he's come a long way. Yeah. Yeah. I still think I really, really, really want I want Colin who did win another flag when Bill was playing. Oh.

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Both because they'll win a fake, but also because that for vantage. He threw it. Oh, he cut his leg through his legs. He took his legs.

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Oh, that is oh, he did go into his knee. Went to his knee.

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But geez, that's tough. Because I want I want um Billy Frampton to be a premiership full full forward and a prep.

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And a premiership full back. Like uh Steve Sylvanas.

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Oh, look, he's just standing there with that one on him.

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Yeah, I think Geelong are stuffed tonight.

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Do you know who's the Geelong uh defence coach, that means?

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No, I don't. Can I have a guess?

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Uh but he won't get it. Um Peter Dakos. You should get it. No, it's not Peter Dakos. It should be that.

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Uh Lance Franklin. Jeff Southbeach.

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Ron Barrassi. And who knew that Brighton Avenue, the streetist behind section called Barassing Wayne? Yeah. I didn't know that. No. You didn't? Uh Nathan Buckley is the next line.

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Oh, he's I know he's a little bit more. Oh, he's missed!

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That is a shocker. Will they come back to haunting? That's gone sideways. Yeah, I agree. That might understand. Jack Martin is played cult. Yes. How many good players are Bill Fold? Uh, this is the lock.

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Geelong are really 17 goals at 20. How different is this? Bad game. I went to Geelong a couple of weeks ago to see them playing the Gold Coast and so in fact my brother's there tonight. So I'm there tonight. Hello, Simon. Call it. Give us a thumbs up in the crowd if you hear this. If you're listening to this.

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Or the um well, we see not bad. Geelong's having all strong shots.

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Actually, look at that. Yeah, 28 to 20.

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Hello, Annie.

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So who's that?

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Uh hamstring.

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Hamstring twins.

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It's a free kick.

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Um shall we leave it there for now? Sure. And we'll uh pick up over the course of the weekend. Teaser for people. Teaser. Yeah. Podcast. Pointless. We might even just publish this tomorrow as a teaser.

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It's a very definition of a pointless teaser.

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Yes. Good. I like it. So um folks running around and he started hanging. Until we speak again, good night. It's good night from me, it's good night from him. Good night from him.

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Yeah.