When Martin and Dom had a weekend away in Adelaide we thought - why would we keep that to ourselves?  Listen to Dom's heart breaking in 38 seconds as Adelaide kick three goals in the third quarter to absolutely ruin the game as a co...

  After a little break, it's just the old blokes this week.  Martin and Dom discuss their trip to Adelaide to see the Blues come back to earth with a THUD, as well as just how many umpires could we have and still do an awful job. ...

  Back with a full list this week, we realise that the two teams that changed logos this year - the Suns and the Crows - haven't lost a quarter so far.  So a rebrand is the obvious move for the Blues.  We do discuss other clubs (...

  Our friends Bhav and Mike join Alex and Dom at Marvel Stadium for a first-time look at AFL!

   A late change this week saw Gemma out and a non-special guest join, Pointless's Number One Ticket Holder, Dom's brother Anth.  He talks about Geelong a bit but mostly he, Martin and Dom try and find a description for Carlton's...

   Despite all advice to the contrary, we are back!  Gemma, Martin and Dom even have new equipment so there is some hope that you will be able to hear us!  We talk opening round and whether you'd kick with the cyclone if you...

Hello there.  By popular demand we tried one more episode but nobody showed up and so Alex and Dom decided to show how little they know about pretty much anything, but especially the draft, new team logos and next year's draw.  But af...

Well we're all depressed, but none more so than our Gemma after her beloved Giants had their hearts broken yet again.  In a fit of rage straight after the game, Gemma made a list of seven things she HATES about AFL, adding one more in for ...

Late change:  Gemma OUT; Alex IN.We discuss the important question of whether it is better to be in the Eight disgracefully or out of the Eight respectedly, review what we learnt from the ladders and how we did on our Finals predic...

We're excited to be on a different recording platform (Squadcast) today and beside ourselves with receiving listener feedback AND with the permutations and perambulations through the final three rounds of the season.  I received zero comme...

The team keeps one eye on the Seine tonight watching for anything unsavoury to pop up in the triathlon while we talk up the Giants and try to ignore the Blues and Pies.  Does anybody read this?  I don't think so.  I've never had ...

In this week's episode, we have a guest!  One of Martin's sons, Tim joins us again to report back on the worm population of the MCG and questions whether in fact a worm has ever been burned.  Dom tries to avoid talking about last week...

This week we again have our microphones, so you can actually understand, well hear us.  Gemma is very sad, Martin is less sad but very unhappy with the umpires, but Dom loves football and can't see anything wrong with any of it (da da da d...

Wimbledon Special:  nothing to do with tennis but in June Dom caught up with a couple of English mates (who he used to play tennis with in Wimbledon - there you go) to talk jargon from the "other" football.  Thanks to Paddy and Mark f...

After a three (four?) week break we are back and getting over-excited about the range of thuds and contextual featherings from round 14 (or was it 15?)  Gemma is trying to make sense of the low smileometer readings coming from the West and...

Great news - no late changes and in fact we are all in person for only the second time!  The sound is still sh-t despite all our best efforts but you would expect nothing less.  We go deep into featherings and trolling flaps, with ano...

Ever wondered whether umpires like feedback?  Get the 5-minute answer from three blokes in a boat

Another late change.  Out: Martin.  In: Gemma. Which was great news as neither of us felt like talking footy at all after last week, and especially not with a gloating Collingwood fan.  So we talked fishing.  Sadly the discu...

Late change this week with Gemma unwell forcing us to use the Medical Sub early and we were pretty pleased with ourselves we have to admit...  Martin and I are joined by  David Rowell, father of the Gold Coast Suns superstar Matt, liv...

To celebrate double-digit podcasting, this week the three of us are reunited and hitting the big topics in the AFL - not just whether Luke Beveridge will last past the weekend (everyone is covering that), but the important things like are there...

Without Gemma this week, who was subbed out for birthday celebrations (happy birthday Gemma!) Martin and Dom discuss who doesn't really have a proper rival and should therefore have to sit it out on Rivalry Round, whether Carlton thudded, havin...

A different one this week!  Alex and Dom find themselves at Marvel Stadium for Pointless Cup II, Carlton vs GWS.  Insightful commentary on glow-in-the-dark jumpers, how many seconds in a year and lots of gratuitous da da da da daaaas ...

In this week's episode, we explore the weird and wonderful world of worm burning (singeing?), where the chewy might actually be on your boot, how to find your car at VFL Park and other equally pointless stuff.  We also check in on the mora...

After the FOOTY FEAST of "Gather Round", the three of us are back together and actually talk quite a bit about football (apologies).  We identify who thudded and who is still languishing, touch on the Smileometer and update the moral premi...

In a bonus this week, with Gemma away and Martin unable to join, Dom sits down with his son Alex to talk about inter-generational Carlton (and other) supporters, what team's mascots can and can't be eaten and other key topics, like... redemptio...