In a wildly self-indulgent episode we celebrate the birthday of the most clinically insane member of the group - the mighty Rich.Listen on as we shower Rich with gifts, accolades, and pepper the podcast with interesting birthday thoughts...

Its a Carl free Ep this time as he was at Download 2025 (check out the vlog on the You tube channel). In this episode a bereft Pete and Rich discuss some incredibly useful Apple Watch handy hints in the first ever DICK TIPS segment....

OK folks, season 2 was a bit all over the shop so we are recalibrating, with a hot new season 3! MORE CONTROVERSIAL TOPICS! COOL MINISERIES! HOT OPINIONS! REGULAR UPLOADS! SEX!A...

Yeah, yeah we know, we jumped a couple of eps here, personal stuff got in the way and and the files went bye bye. You can however watch them all on You tube!This ep sees the us attempt to not crack up at each others terrible, appalling, ...

Its the first episode of the all-new, all-different 3 Wise Men Couldn't make It, and with it we bring you more glorious content fresh from the anvils of the podcast gods. This week we are spinning in some fun and games, wanna play L...

Its the Night of Nights as we are joined by Leigh, Guv'nor of The Saddle (Worlds Greatest Rock Bar) for the 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars.Marvel at the lack of glitz and glamour!Gasp at Carl's inability to tell what year it is!Faint at Ric...

Its a new year and it promises new experiences, new horizons and new stupidity for the Unwise Men. Join us as we discuss the forthcoming events, pods, movies and darts crap to come in 2025. Also would you believe we have 2 very special...

Continuing on the epic saga from our previous D&D Episode, vegan barbarian Grunthong, pan throwing wizard Fannygasp and Carl are in dire straits, being attacked by and angry troll. But what happens when Carl is called back to his home plane...

In this episode of the 3 wise men couldn’t make it podcast we decided to create our own fictional music festival with some hilarious outcomes.... want an army of fancy dress Hitlers dancing to the Happy Mondays and a drug snorting Loch Ness Mon...

We are once more live and barely alive from The Saddle Rock Bar in Chester and joined by its legendary proprietor, the mighty Leigh. Hop over to You tube for the full video experience, featuring actual CCTV ghost footage from The Saddl...

You think you got what it takes? You talking to me? You think you're tough?? You 'aint got the stones mate, you horrible little rodent. This episode we talk about tough guys and girls, what's your tough guy daily routine? Who's the tou...

Strap in folks for a VERY special episode as we come to you LIVE from Chester's one and only rock bar, The Saddle. We are joined by its owner, proprietor and self-proclaimed emperor. Leigh and discuss the crazy word of pubs and bars an...

Welcome to our horrifically late Halloween Horror episode. Pop over to YouTube for the full visual treat, as Venom, a Poundland Wolfman and Kick-ass celebrate the spooky season and discuss best horror movie kills, scariest moments and the raw, ...

In this episode we talk Animals but not quite as straightforward as one might think....... We ask the boys what animals body part they would choose to have and why. How to make the ultimate wild killing machine and badger parades.Special gu...

We have some big, steaming hot news in this short update podcast episode. We are only a small podcast just finding our feet and have some great news which might help us grow our audience a bit faster. This episode is basically the audi...

In this episode of The 3 Wise Men Couldn’t Make It we discuss what it means to be British.From music to films we talk our favourite bands, movies, food and debate our best and worst towns and cities that the wonderful green pastures of the ...

Dungeons and Dragons, D&D for short is one of the biggest games in the world. In this scintillating ep D&D Expert Jay joins us for a beginners run through of fantasy based insanity. So join the sex Dungoen Master, Gruntthong the Barbari...

Everyone needs a bit of help sometimes and we at The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make It are happy to give you, the listener. our kind, gentle, worldly advice. We've all been around the block a bit (apart from Carl) and are more than give sensible, wel...

The 3 (un)wise men go head to head on quiz subjects of their choosing. Get a question wrong eat a bunch of crap. Be calm, take a deep breath, chin a swift half of Stella and prepare to be quizzed on, the MCU, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA an...

A mind-shattering descent into EVIL and how to survive in a haunted environment. Join Imagineer, dark poet, sensual LOVER and horrornaut Bob Bassivemalls as he puts Carl and Rich through their paces in a heart-stopping set of scenarios based on...

After a bit of a break the boys are back with one of the most singularly unscripted, unplanned, done on the fly episodes ever. You love  movies, we love movies, so we talk fave films. STAR WARS - Check! MASSIVE AGE GAP CHOICES - Check! EVI...

Welcome to this weeks Podcast where the boys are transported from the comfort of the big podcasting shed into outer spaceWhat will they take onboard the rocket as they travel into the great unknown? Some useful items to help them on the...

In this episode we talk about our  craziest holiday experiences.Find out why Pete watched a sexy show in a church in Amsterdam while his missus tried to hide in her handbag Who stole Carls nice new cap and replaced it ...

IN PODCAST 12 THE GUYS ARE JOINED BY PROFESSOR ALAN VON BAIRYHASTARD WHO IS A TOP CRYPTID RESEARCHER AND AN EXPERT IN HIS FIELD, IN FACT HE CAN OFTEN BE FOUND STOOD OUT IN HIS FIELD WHERE HE SWEARS HE FOUND SOME LARGE CAT POOP THAT HE BELIEVE&n...

IN THE 3 MEN PODCAST EPISODE 11 WE HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN AND COME UP WITH SOME FICTIONAL CELEBRITY FIGHTS AND BATTLES.  WE PUT THE BIG MOUTHED TOTALLY OTT PERSONALITY OF JAMES CORDEN UP AGAINST THE LOVABLE  SPINACH...