
The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make it
Three unwise friends discuss a different HOT TOPIC every week and their colorful (read: weird) life experiences with a total lack of sanity and a big dollop of moronic comedy. Life advice WILL be given but probably should be ignored.
Episodes
31 episodes
Season 2 Episode 1 - Carl's Creamy Facial
Its the first episode of the all-new, all-different 3 Wise Men Couldn't make It, and with it we bring you more glorious content fresh from the anvils of the podcast gods. This week we are spinning in some fun and games, wanna play L...
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Podcast #30 - The 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars - With Leigh from The Saddle
Its the Night of Nights as we are joined by Leigh, Guv'nor of The Saddle (Worlds Greatest Rock Bar) for the 2024 3 Wise Men Oscars.Marvel at the lack of glitz and glamour!Gasp at Carl's inability to tell what year it is!Faint at Ric...
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Podcast #29 - New Year Goals and Motivation
Its a new year and it promises new experiences, new horizons and new stupidity for the Unwise Men. Join us as we discuss the forthcoming events, pods, movies and darts crap to come in 2025. Also would you believe we have 2 very special...
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Podcast #28 - We Play Dungeons and Dragons (Very Poorly) Part 2
Continuing on the epic saga from our previous D&D Episode, vegan barbarian Grunthong, pan throwing wizard Fannygasp and Carl are in dire straits, being attacked by and angry troll. But what happens when Carl is called back to his home plane...
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Podcast #26 - How To Run a Music Festival
In this episode of the 3 wise men couldn’t make it podcast we decided to create our own fictional music festival with some hilarious outcomes.... want an army of fancy dress Hitlers dancing to the Happy Mondays and a drug snorting Loch Ness Mon...
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Podcast #25 - Real Ghost Stories from The Saddle in Chester
We are once more live and barely alive from The Saddle Rock Bar in Chester and joined by its legendary proprietor, the mighty Leigh. Hop over to You tube for the full video experience, featuring actual CCTV ghost footage from The Saddl...
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Podcast #24 - Tough Guys (and Girls)
You think you got what it takes? You talking to me? You think you're tough?? You 'aint got the stones mate, you horrible little rodent. This episode we talk about tough guys and girls, what's your tough guy daily routine? Who's the tou...
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Podcast #23 - How to Run a Pub or Bar - featuring Leigh from The Saddle
Strap in folks for a VERY special episode as we come to you LIVE from Chester's one and only rock bar, The Saddle. We are joined by its owner, proprietor and self-proclaimed emperor. Leigh and discuss the crazy word of pubs and bars an...
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Podcast #22 - Halloween Horror Extravaganza
Welcome to our horrifically late Halloween Horror episode. Pop over to YouTube for the full visual treat, as Venom, a Poundland Wolfman and Kick-ass celebrate the spooky season and discuss best horror movie kills, scariest moments and the raw, ...
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Podcast #21 - We Talk Animals
In this episode we talk Animals but not quite as straightforward as one might think....... We ask the boys what animals body part they would choose to have and why. How to make the ultimate wild killing machine and badger parades.Special gu...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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BIG PODCAST NEWS
We have some big, steaming hot news in this short update podcast episode. We are only a small podcast just finding our feet and have some great news which might help us grow our audience a bit faster. This episode is basically the audi...
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Season 1
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Podcast #20 - Being British
In this episode of The 3 Wise Men Couldn’t Make It we discuss what it means to be British.From music to films we talk our favourite bands, movies, food and debate our best and worst towns and cities that the wonderful green pastures of the ...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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Podcast #19 - We Play Dungeons and Dragons...........Badly
Dungeons and Dragons, D&D for short is one of the biggest games in the world. In this scintillating ep D&D Expert Jay joins us for a beginners run through of fantasy based insanity. So join the sex Dungoen Master, Gruntthong the Barbari...
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Podcast #18 - Agony Aunt Special - WE SPREAD THE LOVE!
Everyone needs a bit of help sometimes and we at The 3 Wise Men Couldn't Make It are happy to give you, the listener. our kind, gentle, worldly advice. We've all been around the block a bit (apart from Carl) and are more than give sensible, wel...
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Podcast #17 - Extreme Punishment Quiz Night.
The 3 (un)wise men go head to head on quiz subjects of their choosing. Get a question wrong eat a bunch of crap. Be calm, take a deep breath, chin a swift half of Stella and prepare to be quizzed on, the MCU, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA an...
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Podcast #16 - HOW TO SURVIVE A HAUNTED HOUSE
A mind-shattering descent into EVIL and how to survive in a haunted environment. Join Imagineer, dark poet, sensual LOVER and horrornaut Bob Bassivemalls as he puts Carl and Rich through their paces in a heart-stopping set of scenarios based on...
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PODCAST #15 WE CHOOSE OUR TOP 5 MOVIES OF ALL TIME
After a bit of a break the boys are back with one of the most singularly unscripted, unplanned, done on the fly episodes ever. You love movies, we love movies, so we talk fave films. STAR WARS - Check! MASSIVE AGE GAP CHOICES - Check! EVI...
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Podcast #14 THREE IDIOTS IN SPACE
Welcome to this weeks Podcast where the boys are transported from the comfort of the big podcasting shed into outer spaceWhat will they take onboard the rocket as they travel into the great unknown? Some useful items to help them on the...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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Podcast #13 BONKERS HOLIDAY STORIES
In this episode we talk about our craziest holiday experiences.Find out why Pete watched a sexy show in a church in Amsterdam while his missus tried to hide in her handbag Who stole Carls nice new cap and replaced it ...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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PODCAST #12 - CRYPTIDS! The MOTH MAN! The Savage LOCH NESS MONSTER! A Big Hairy BIGFOOT! Worms! PARANORMAL CREATURES!
IN PODCAST 12 THE GUYS ARE JOINED BY PROFESSOR ALAN VON BAIRYHASTARD WHO IS A TOP CRYPTID RESEARCHER AND AN EXPERT IN HIS FIELD, IN FACT HE CAN OFTEN BE FOUND STOOD OUT IN HIS FIELD WHERE HE SWEARS HE FOUND SOME LARGE CAT POOP THAT HE BELIEVE&n...
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Podcast #11 - FICTIONAL FIGHTS! WHO WINS??? James Corden Vs Popeye! Bob the Builder vs Magneto! WHO WINS? WHO DIES???! TUNE IN TRUE BELEIVER!
IN THE 3 MEN PODCAST EPISODE 11 WE HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A BIT OF FUN AND COME UP WITH SOME FICTIONAL CELEBRITY FIGHTS AND BATTLES. WE PUT THE BIG MOUTHED TOTALLY OTT PERSONALITY OF JAMES CORDEN UP AGAINST THE LOVABLE SPINACH...
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Podcast #10 - Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide Featuring The Walking Dead's RICK GRIMES! CALIPPOS! PEAS! A NICE SIT DOWN! #zombiesurvival #zombieland #zombieapocalypse
In episode number 10 of THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT PODCAST the guys talk about the zombie apocalypse and how would they survive it. Where would you go first, what would be your choice of weapon, how many flap jacks would you need to pack, ...
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Podcast #9 - Phobias - What Creeps us Out, Find out What Our Worst Phobias Are - DUCKS! WATER! POOPS!
Welcome to podcast #9 We talk about our phobias and delve into the crazy world of some of the most bizarre phobias, ranging from fear of ducks watching you to fear of pooping. Our own personal fears range from fear of buttons to the fear of...
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Podcast #8 - Conspiracy Theories - We talk Paul McCartney, Flat Earth, Drones and the SOLAR ECLIPSE
Welcome back to THE 3 WISE MEN COULDN’T MAKE IT Podcast, in which we mostly unwise men, dive into the strange world of conspiracy theories.Come along with us on a roller coaster of a Podcast ride where we will be discussing things like ...
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Podcast #7 - Funny and Bizarre True Life Stories From the Big City - A MAN FIGHTS A LOAF OF BREAD...FOR REAL
The Big City is a weird place, full of the best and worst this lousy planet has to offer...we recount some of our encounters in The Big Smoke - the filth, the grime, the oozes and the lunatics.....From a man having a full on battle and ...
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