Episode 7: Spirits that need lifting

We're diving headfirst into the opulent world of celebrities like Jay-Z and Beyoncé, juxtaposing their lavish lifestyles against our own humble abodes. But don't think it's all serious—our takes on social media influencers, from Trisha Paytas to the Kardashians, are as unfiltered and spicy as that late-night snack you shouldn't be having. And just when you think we've run out of steam, we hit you with that life advice that's as questionable as it is hilarious. Tune in, be amused, and maybe, just maybe, take away a nugget of wisdom—or at least a good laugh.

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Carlos 0:04

I mean it is Life's tough man. Life is not easy. You gotta make decisions.

Erick 0:11

Tough decisions.

Carlos 0:13

You gotta keep going after you make those decisions. Ryan knows Shit ain't easy.

Ryan 0:18

It's not easy, buddy, it's not easy what?

Kyle 0:21

type of life-changing decisions have you made lately, Ryan? But is it happiness? No, you know what I think? I don't think life is supposed to be fucking happy dude.

Carlos 0:30

You don't think so.

Kyle 0:31

No, hopefully it'll be happy when you were gone.

Ryan 0:33

I think life would be happy if you turned 18 and someone gave you a million dollars or a hundred million.

Kyle 0:38

You love talking about money, man.

Carlos 0:41

You think money brings you happiness. If you were given money at the ripe age of 18, what would you even do with it?

Ryan 0:46

You know what's fucked up, what? I got money when I turned 18 from my dad dying when you turned 18? I got just about $40,000.

Carlos 0:55

$40,000? That's a decent amount of money. What'd you do with it? I?

Ryan 1:00

blew it all. I blew it all, it's gone.

Carlos 1:03

How can you blow 40 grand that easily?

Kyle 1:07

40 grand would be easy to blow.

Carlos 1:08

Like if you were like trying to blow it yeah.

Kyle 1:13

I blow fucking in a month. Yeah, I blow fucking five grand, not trying to.

Ryan 1:19

My mom told me when I was on my spending bullshit. She said you're going through your money quick, quick sweetie.

Carlos 1:25

But, it's your money.

Ryan 1:27

I said, ah, fuck it, I don't care.

Carlos 1:30

How fast did it take you to blow 40 grand? A year and a half.

Ryan 1:34

That's not terrible Like a year and a half.

Carlos 1:37

You're frugal with it?

Kyle 1:40

What were you buying? You were buying fucking designer shades, designer clothes Shoes shirts, hats, beanies.

Ryan 1:47

You were buying fucking expensive clothes.

Carlos 1:49

Do you still have all those clothes?

Erick 1:51

No, no oh my God.

Carlos 1:53

No, I know, you didn't outgrow it.

Ryan 1:56

I am missing a. Currently I'm missing a almost $1,000 shirt $1,000 shirt.

Kyle 2:02

Why the fuck are you buying a $1,000 shirt, was it?

Carlos 2:04

like whenever you got it stained, the stain would go away. Or like what kind of shirt was it? It was a Fendi shirt, did it fucking?

Kyle 2:11

turn you invisible.

Ryan 2:13

It was a nice shirt though, yeah, but no, I lost my Fuck you. Almost $1,000 shirt Fucking like $500 in slides, slides Just going Slides Crocs are $60, gucci slides, ferragamo slides, belts.

Kyle 2:34

You want Ferragamo slides.

Ryan 2:37

Yeah, what the fuck I used to have, like Probably I'd get, give or take. I'd probably say I'd have Five good slides On a slides on a good day, five good pairs of slides, five belts, probably like four or five pairs of shades, and I don't have any of it anymore.

Kyle 2:53

Dog used to be dripped. Used to be dripped out.

Ryan 2:57

Not in a good way. No, you're fucking randomly, not in a good way, I guess. But yeah, I was walking around in like a $3,000 outfit.

Kyle 3:04

No, you do a very random fashion choice. So you just buy expensive and then just randomly put it together. So it's like it doesn't look great but it is very expensive. But I guess that is fucking fashion. Now it all looks like shit.

Carlos 3:18

Yeah, have you seen?

Kyle 3:19

It's supposed to not go together Except for my dog Zach, except for my dog Zach. He's sending us our first sponsor. He's sending us hats.

Ryan 3:25

Oh, he's sending us hats. Yeah, he's sending us hats. He's sending us hats. Shout out to the motherfucker Shout him out. Shout him out. I know I asked you about that, like a week ago. Does he have a?

Kyle 3:32

business he does.

Ryan 3:35

No, he got a fire business.

Carlos 3:38

He says it's fire. Is it printed or no?

Kyle 3:40

I think it's threaded. He sews.

Carlos 3:42

Damn.

Kyle 3:43

Dude, that's solid.

Carlos 3:44

Yeah, that's like good shit, he's one-upping our producer right now.

Ryan 3:47

Oh man, he's one-upping our guy right here.

Carlos 3:49

I'm trying, I'm trying, y'all competing. Are you about to show us his shop?

Ryan 3:54

His shit is fire. It's nice, zerman.

Kyle 3:57

Z-I-R-M. Zermincom, I don't know hell yeah, whatever shout out to. Hats, that's our first sponsor shout out.

Ryan 4:06

Zach, yeah, shouts out. You better not be a feisty little cunt like Kyle's. Fucking ass is went to high school with this dog, oh he's a dog?

Kyle 4:15

yup, he's still up north yeah, I mean, he's a fucking. I'm better dogs with him. I've known him longer than I've known you fucking assholes.

Carlos 4:23

Yeah, I wouldn't think you didn't. Kyle, what would you do?

Ryan 4:26

without us three, you think you'd be in a better place.

Kyle 4:30

Probably.

Carlos 4:32

Are we what holds you around?

Ryan 4:37

Are we anchors to you? Are you guys?

Kyle 4:39

my anchor.

Ryan 4:40

No, are we anchors to you?

Kyle 4:42

Oh, like pulling me down trying to drown me.

Ryan 4:43

Are we dragging you down in your life journey?

Kyle 4:45

Yeah, you guys try to drown me every fucking day.

Ryan 4:48

With what.

Carlos 4:49

You're too buoyant Elaborate.

Kyle 4:51

But I can't drown.

Carlos 4:53

My tits will save me. Your gut's just hanging above water. I can relate, though.

Kyle 4:59

No, dude, you guys fucking suck. Do you want to fight?

Ryan 5:04

We've we go down this road every fucking oh no no, no, I'm not talking about wrestling. I'm talking about fighting.

Erick 5:12

Physically.

Ryan 5:12

Mentally, physically you ever seen good-?

Carlos 5:14

Mentally More mental than physical.

Kyle 5:16

I feel like. Would you like to sexually fight me?

Carlos 5:21

Have you ever seen those?

Kyle 5:21

Those weird Like weird. It's like a wrestling match those pornhub videos where it's like A dude and a chick are wrestling.

Ryan 5:29

I have.

Kyle 5:30

And they'll fuck for like 5 seconds and then go back to weirdly wrestling and then she'll give like 5 seconds of a blowjob and they'll fucking get each other into.

Carlos 5:40

No, I've never seen that.

Kyle 5:42

It's like they don't have sex at all. They're just weirdly rolling around the mat. It's so fucking awesome.

Ryan 5:48

Wait, I got a question that seems cringy. It's very cringy. I got a question for you what Do you want to fight me, or do you want to fuck me? What? Because either way, I'm getting naked bitch. What fucking type of question is this?

Erick 6:05

So what fucking type of?

Ryan 6:05

question is this so?

Carlos 6:06

you would let him fuck you then. And they talk about my sexual orientation, depending on if he said yes or no to either of those questions, kyle, if we did fight?

Ryan 6:12

you wanted to square up, you got all mad, you want to go all big dog right? I feel like we've been through this before and I got naked. Are you going to fight me?

Kyle 6:22

It depends on what you did, I guess.

Ryan 6:24

I'm just naked.

Carlos 6:25

I would fight you if you were naked, if I was mad enough, yeah, if you punched my mom, I'd probably.

Kyle 6:29

Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

Carlos 6:30

And then you just got naked for some reason For some odd reason Like yeah. I fucking just knocked your mom out, but I'm getting naked, so what are you gonna do? You'd fight a naked crackhead If I had to, for good reason.

Ryan 6:43

I'd still fuck you up on that snake, carlos, are you?

Carlos 6:46

calling yourself a crackhead, no.

Erick 6:48

Well, you just asked me if I would fight a naked crackhead.

Kyle 6:51

That is a very crackhead thing to do. Take off your clothes and try to fight somebody.

Carlos 6:56

It's like you want some of this.

Ryan 6:58

That's a Like a Joe Dirt kind of vibe. Joe Dirt, exactly, exactly.

Carlos 7:07

I got two weapons right here. Joder used to be fucking awesome dude. It still is the shit silo.

Ryan 7:09

He thought was a missile yeah, he's like show me your titties.

Carlos 7:11

The lotion rubs itself on oh yeah buffalo jack, I think his name was yeah, playing off a fucking boat he just wanted some fucking mags silence of the lambs no, I never. It's fucked, isn't?

Ryan 7:24

it like kids. No, you know what we were talking about this morning the ringer.

Kyle 7:28

It's alright, I wasn't talking or anything. Ryan, you can just talk over me all you want, that's fine.

Carlos 7:35

What the fuck is.

Kyle 7:35

What about the ringer dude? What is the Silence of the Lambs? No, we're not talking about that anymore. Obviously you had something more important to say, so let's talk about that Please.

Carlos 7:46

I'd love to talk about the Ringer. I haven't seen any of those. Isn't one like a TV show and the other is a movie? No, they're both movies.

Ryan 7:50

Both movies.

Kyle 7:51

The Ringer is about fucking Johnny Knoxville pretending to be retarded to win the Special Olympics. Oh, that's a good movie. Do you know where they took it from South Park. They took it from South Park.

Ryan 8:04

No, the fuck, they did not.

Kyle 8:05

Cartman pretends to be retarded. No, to win a fucking thousand dollars in the Special Olympics.

Carlos 8:10

Cartman would. Is this the movie where they're like, oh, we want to go get ice cream and they're like when the fuck did we get ice cream?

Ryan 8:18

When the fuck did we get ice cream? No, they did not take Word of God. No, 2005? 2005.

Kyle 8:23

Early 2000s the season. I looked it up because I watched the episode of South Park that Cartman was doing it and it came out a year before this movie. No, when Cartman. It's the same thing. Cartman pretends to be retarded because there's a $1,000 bonus and he loses. It's the same thing as the ringer, you remember? They were all beating him. They were all beating him at the event, so he had to get good.

Ryan 8:52

Well, he was trying to win that girl or whatever the fuck it was.

Kyle 8:54

Right, but it was about money At the end of the day. Yeah, at the end of the day, because remember in the ringer that fucking Mexican chops his fingers off and Mexican chops his fingers off Stavi Stavi was his name. He put his their landscaper chops his fingers off in the lawnmower and he needs like a.

Carlos 9:10

For what? Just like? Because it happened. What Like in the movie, like he, just it just so happened, he chopped his fingers off. But you've never seen, no, I've never seen the Ringer oh my God, he, his, his landscaper gets his fingers chopped off.

Kyle 9:26

And then he's like I need fate. He has. All these three are gone, he's like. But I can still pick flowers, and he's like. So he's like we got to get him reattached, so he fucking him and his uncle come up with the special Olympics to make a million dollar idea oh shit, but they took that from fucking south dude.

Carlos 9:40

South park is that's oh gee, yeah, south park is how can you?

Kyle 9:44

How the fuck can you Family Guy or South Park? I like Family Guy. You're a terrible taste in music, in TV shows and movies, everything.

Ryan 9:53

I'm going South Park.

Carlos 9:54

It's South Park. I feel like Family Guy is just funny. So is South Park.

Kyle 9:57

But it just goes. South Park is too smart for you. No, it's not, it goes over your head.

Carlos 10:01

I remember, the craziest South Park episode I've ever seen was one time I was sitting on my couch and I'm just watching it, and it's whenever they're playing video games and then, for some reason, they end up as real humans at the end of it yeah, it's the Warcraft one.

Kyle 10:15

Yeah, where they're playing World of Warcraft.

Carlos 10:16

I was like so caught off guard because I was just watching it. Like I just caught it in the middle of the episode, just watch it, and then they end up as regular humans, if you think anything.

Kyle 10:25

any animated show is better than South Park. You're a fucking idiot. And you should jump off a roof, a two-story roof so you just hurt yourself, you wouldn't die Any animated like show ever.

Carlos 10:35

Are you throwing shots?

Kyle 10:37

At anybody who thinks any animated show is better than South Park. Yes, Wow.

Carlos 10:45

Name one Guess.

Erick 10:45

I can't Also.

Carlos 10:45

I don't watch as much fucking TV as you. I like Hoops, hoops. I love Hoops. I don't even know what that is. Is that that bullshit Netflix one?

Ryan 10:54

The Netflix one with the.

Kyle 10:55

You like that better than South Park?

Ryan 10:58

No, I like South.

Kyle 10:59

Park. But Okay, I said name one better dumbass.

Carlos 11:02

I like South Park, but I feel like it's just hard to watch sometimes.

Kyle 11:05

No, it's too fucking smart for you is what it is.

Ryan 11:09

Well, rick and Morty Family Guy is fucking gay as fuck American Dad or Rick and Morty American Dad is the exact same as fucking.

Kyle 11:16

Family.

Carlos 11:17

Guy, I have never watched Rick and Morty, it's.

Kyle 11:20

Family Guy without the weird cuts to like, oh Jesus, when Jesus did this, and then they randomly cut to Jesus doing that.

Carlos 11:26

Yeah, that's what I like about it, it's retarded.

Kyle 11:29

It's so funny. You think Rick and Morty's better. I will say first two seasons of Rick and Morty, fire, Super fire Came out, but then Justin Roiland was grooming kids. They don't even have the cast there anymore.

Ryan 11:41

Oh, I forgot about that. Have the cast there anymore.

Kyle 11:42

They brought in an impersonator who does a perfect Rick and Morty. That seems to be the case with TV shows.

Carlos 11:48

Yeah, why is everybody?

Kyle 11:49

touching these goddamn kids. Shit why everybody gotta touch kids.

Ryan 11:52

So goddamn much, don't get me started.

Carlos 11:54

Don't get me fucking started. Were you touched as a kid.

Kyle 11:57

No, it's like, bro, what the fuck about money makes you like have to touch kids?

Carlos 12:03

I don't understand. I think it's just like they're surrounded by it all the time, so it seems normal to them who's surrounded by it, like the people producing these shows.

Kyle 12:11

Oh, they're surrounded by other dudes.

Carlos 12:12

Yeah, it's like their work environment it's like they're your Harvey Weinstein.

Kyle 12:17

They're like you have to touch these kids and I'll get you a big movie deal. They just use that because they have the upper hand, because harvey weinstein weinstein was doing some wild stuff, dude. He got canceled. No well, he deserved to. Yeah, he absolutely deserved to. But also but he made those also you're a dumb bitch his victims. He was a bad guy, but they sucked it. They would suck his dick and do whatever to get into a movie. So you're a vain person as well. So they're like money wise, money wise.

Ryan 12:53

Money wise yeah.

Kyle 12:54

Yes, dude, exactly Because he gave them the thought and the promise of getting into a huge movie.

Ryan 13:00

How much would it take for you to sell your soul? I?

Kyle 13:03

thought you were going to ask me how much it would take for me to touch a kid we can't talk about that Ryan?

Carlos 13:08

Yeah, you can't. You should not throw a dollar amount on that, please. I said to sell your soul. To sell my soul. I think last time you said 10 mil, no he said 10 mil.

Kyle 13:17

I didn't say anything. I don't remember that.

Ryan 13:20

To sell my soul. You said like 500,000. What does?

Kyle 13:23

that mean to sell your soul. Give me the ground rules. What happens?

Ryan 13:27

So I guess selling your soul In the new age and days is You're getting raped or getting butt fucked, is it?

Carlos 13:32

Guess that's how it is. Is that it, I guess, so your?

Ryan 13:37

question.

Carlos 13:37

I feel like there might be a little more to that.

Kyle 13:39

Also, don't say the fucking R word anymore. Man eric's gotta bleep that out. I'm sorry I'm sorry say sexually assaulted. We can still say that yes, we can say sexually assaulted yes we can.

Carlos 13:51

You can put an x where the a supposed to be and it'll.

Ryan 13:53

It'll be okay well, you heard about what cat williams always says. He's like I've I protected my, my one thing in my entire life his butt, his butt, his butt, the diddy parties, exactly.

Carlos 14:04

He said no, diddy, no diddy exactly diddy kat williams, as extravagant as he seems, was actually speaking.

Kyle 14:11

A lot of truth happened. Why is everybody gay as fuck? Now all the rappers are coming out gay.

Ryan 14:16

Did you see that? Fucking. Did you see that post that meek mill just posted?

Kyle 14:20

no, what is that no?

Ryan 14:21

No, no, oh, he was wearing one of those. What the fuck is it? What's that? A bodysuit? No, it's um. What fucking hold on? What movie is this? It's not fucking um, jesus, man.

Kyle 14:33

Eric look that up, Because he's obviously can't explain it.

Ryan 14:36

He brings it up and can't explain it. It's um hold on, what's the what? Hold on, just say it. Forrest Gump. Not Forrest Gump Like a jumpsuit, no, it's like the the fishnet, the fishnet Shirts or whatever. It is Okay.

Kyle 14:52

He was wearing one. Yes, he was just wearing a fishnet. I don't think that Eric can find that.

Ryan 14:57

No, he can. He can. He posted it on his Instagram, on his Instagram.

Kyle 15:04

Cause you remember when all that was coming out In relation to what you remember when all that was coming out first, when it was Meek Mill and Diddy. Yeah, and he goes on Twitter and he's like yo, I'm straight as fuck, I fuck so many girls.

Carlos 15:16

I love pussy. It sounds familiar, it sounds familiar.

Kyle 15:19

I've heard that before. How are you Any, all these fucking gangster rappers, the ones that talk about having sex and getting the most pussy?

Ryan 15:27

are gay.

Kyle 15:27

Right there, right there oh, it's like a mesh t-shirt.

Ryan 15:30

It's a mesh.

Carlos 15:31

What was the caption?

Ryan 15:32

it's a mesh shirt he said I'm, I'm high and I'm wavy or I'm too high to know what's going on right now all those, uh, all that industry plant shit is real Kyle, would you wear something like?

Carlos 15:43

that Ryan.

Erick 15:45

What your shirt's fit. Like that on you, you do look like that.

Ryan 15:50

It's not mesh. Though it's not mesh, I'm wearing a fucking Carlo T right now. We'll pull up. I do got two buttons on that. If I had five, they'd all be done Undone.

Carlos 16:01

But you do have your necklace on again.

Kyle 16:03

Yeah, I mean that is wild. Cause. Yeah, when he came out, he had the Perfect defense of being like no, I love pussy, I get too much pussy.

Carlos 16:11

Well, they caught him on video In the pool too, at Diddy's house, bro.

Kyle 16:14

They're all fucking gay. You saw that video of I hate to put fucking Smut on this man's name who Everybody puts him as the GOAT J Cole, tupac Shakur, whoa.

Ryan 16:24

You seen that? Oh, yeah, I know you were telling me about that shit. Yeah, when he was young, look up a young Tupac Shakur gay.

Carlos 16:31

Your fucking internet history is about to be fucked.

Kyle 16:33

Bro, he does an interview when he's like 18. That one, that second row, yep, and he has the hand motions.

Carlos 16:45

Look at him. He does look a little gay there. He's very homoerotic. Maybe that's why Jada likes Will.

Ryan 16:51

Apparently she doesn't like him. No, she hates Will. Will Smith is a goddamn cuck-ass Shit hopefully Will doesn't know this.

Kyle 16:59

He went up there and slapped fucking Chris Rock in the fucking. But no, dude, he's like 17. He was 17, yeah, just look at like His mannerisms and the way he talks. It's fucking nuts. Like how is Tupac Shugurgan Fucking interview At 17?

Carlos 17:19

Cause he made it.

Ryan 17:22

Jesus Christ.

Carlos 17:24

You're telling me You're telling me he, you're telling me, he has that one earring in.

Ryan 17:30

I have two.

Carlos 17:31

I have two Do you want to see I have two. Now you're missing one dude.

Kyle 17:38

You're telling me.

Erick 17:39

Why do you pull my?

Kyle 17:39

shit back up. I hate to put smart on one of the goats' names, but, dear mama, why is everybody? I have no problem With gays, but when Stop fucking rapping about how much pussy you get and how good you fuck.

Ryan 17:54

And how much you thugging in the streets. That's gay.

Kyle 17:58

Yeah For you to. If you came in here and was like Yo, I fucking dogged out my wife last night, I was getting fucking Not your wife. It doesn't really work when you have a wife like this yeah, no, that doesn't really fit well.

Carlos 18:12

What if Ryan came in here and was just like bragging about?

Kyle 18:14

pussy and how good you fuck the chick. It's like yo, you're gay as fuck, you are gay man. It's like when you talk about it, it's like all right. Yeah, bro, keep that shit closeted. Not the gay way. I don't kiss and tell no. What sound do you always?

Carlos 18:37

make. The girl makes when she gives you head. Dude, give me the hand motion Welcome back to the show.

Kyle 18:45

This is Newest Love. Was that the?

Carlos 18:46

intro jesus.

Ryan 18:47

Well, it is newest low, so there's a new low every single day of my life yeah yeah you continue. You, oh, you're talking about me now.

Kyle 18:57

Oh, you want to talk about me now you cease to amaze me at how low your rock bottom is, because you haven't hit it yet.

Ryan 19:02

No, you're at your rock bottom right now. You think so?

Kyle 19:06

Yeah, damn, I don't know man, I do think so.

Ryan 19:09

I've never seen you this down.

Carlos 19:12

Down and out.

Ryan 19:13

This has been a long week. I feel like I thought you had a pretty chill week. You told me it was going to be a chill week.

Mad Kyle

Kyle 19:26

It was a chill week until it wasn't man. That's fair. Until it hit, the fan Can happen in the blink of an eye Shit.

Erick 19:28

Cheer your buddy up. Cheer him up. It's one person's opinion what?

Carlos 19:31

the fuck are you doing? If you were to give Kyle any kind of joke to cheer him up right now, what would it be you got advice for him. Any advice or jokes or anything to lift up his spirits.

Ryan 19:38

No, no. Well, it's in one ear, out the other ear, all right.

Carlos 19:44

Kyle, what can we do to lift up your spirits? What do you think?

Kyle 19:48

Nothing. I don't seek help from you guys. Where do you seek help From myself, from a higher self?

Ryan 19:58

His healing rocks, his crystal rocks.

Kyle 20:00

I don't fucking have healing rocks.

Carlos 20:02

So do you think it's just like all you? You said you wanted some.

Ryan 20:05

I did say I was going to get some. You want some? Let us help you.

Kyle 20:11

Why dude? Because we're your friends.

Ryan 20:13

We all need help, but we're fucking men we're not fucking friends, we're coworkers.

Carlos 20:17

All right, we are fucking coworkers.

Ryan 20:19

Come on.

Kyle 20:19

Let's be realistic, all right. I have real friends where they live in a different state I have friends, they don't go here.

Kyle 20:29

They're not here they go to a different school shit. I mean, read that fucking paper again. We got to get our name out there, man. How do we? You know what we got to do? We got a ryan. I need you. I'm gonna give you some homework. You gotta learn how to market this podcast. You gotta learn how to fucking have you even tried on facebook get it out to the masses? We're not doing facebook. I've said it before fuck off.

Carlos 20:56

You know what I think we're not doing?

Ryan 20:57

bad well so far and all of us who has we'll do a pool right now who has the most followers on instagram?

Kyle 21:03

but did you repost anything?

Ryan 21:05

Yeah, yeah, yeah, last time the last episode.

Kyle 21:08

You didn't repost.

Ryan 21:12

The one that just dropped, yeah, three or four.

Kyle 21:14

Yeah, yeah, wow, tell them the story.

Ryan 21:21

None of your, but nobody's watching or what I don't know I don't know, buddy, know buddy.

Carlos 21:24

People are definitely watching, though, or listening, I guess.

Kyle 21:28

I'm trying to get some dogs in Africa listening to this.

Carlos 21:30

It'll work its way through there.

Kyle 21:33

We should do a mission trip. Ryan.

Ryan 21:35

Name the seven continents right now North America, north America, north America, south America, europe, asia, okay Africa. North America, north America, south America, europe, asia. Okay Africa. Yeah.

Carlos 21:52

So that's five. What's the last one?

Ryan 21:54

Australia yeah.

Carlos 21:59

China Continents.

Ryan 22:02

Oh continents, fuck you, I don't fucking know.

Carlos 22:04

I'm good at math, buddy, you're pretty good, I mean you got like nine out of ten, are those all?

Kyle 22:09

the wait wait no seven.

Ryan 22:12

How to get nine out of ten? Yeah, no, no, we got pretty much there the con is north america, south america what is that?

Kyle 22:18

it was asia, africa, north and south america I've never learned that song, really.

Carlos 22:24

No, that's not something I have in the back of my brain, because I don't think.

Kyle 22:26

I couldn't, because Australia is technically a continent Asia, africa.

Ryan 22:31

China.

Kyle 22:31

Europe, no, china's in Asia, asia's, fucking huge Asia's fucking big dude.

Carlos 22:37

What is there Actually? Fuck you.

Ryan 22:38

You put me on the spot, you name them then. Then I'm just looking at the map. Now. Oceania is a continent. No, it's not. That's only the region.

Kyle 22:48

You said name seven. That's six, buddy. Yeah, there's seven continents. That's not showing the fucking continents. Imagine europe, asia oceania.

Ryan 22:54

What the fuck is oceania is that like uh, that's australia down there.

Kyle 22:59

I don't know why they're calling it fucking oceania yeah that's throwing me off what's the seventh one Wait? Are we fucking retarded? I don't fucking know, is it. Africa, africa's on there.

Erick 23:09

Europe, africa.

Kyle 23:11

North and South America.

Carlos 23:12

I got all of them Hawaii, australia. Europe.

Ryan 23:15

Hawaii's in the fucking United States, Carlos.

Kyle 23:17

Yeah, that's technically a state. You know what's not in the United States.

Ryan 23:22

What.

Kyle 23:22

Mexico. I knew you were going to say Mexico, that's where you're from.

Carlos 23:28

Carlos, I am Mexican, you are.

Ryan 23:29

You're Fexican. Fexican, what is?

Carlos 23:32

that Americanized.

Ryan 23:33

Fake Mexican, Fake Mexican. What the fuck is? Decatur Georgia.

Carlos 23:38

It's Georgia Louisiana.

Ryan 23:40

What the fuck is Hesse?

Carlos 23:42

I think that's like in Germany or something. Virginia, oklahoma.

Erick 23:47

Jacksonville.

Ryan 23:48

Bowling.

Carlos 23:48

Green, bowling Green, florida.

Ryan 23:50

I was just in there today, buddy, oh we got three.

Kyle 23:52

Oh, those are my boys out in Denver.

Carlos 23:54

Oh shit, they're out there, shout out.

Kyle 23:55

The 1%. Kyle Texas, dude, Fuck yeah.

Ryan 24:01

There's two out there. Fuck yeah, whoever's living?

Kyle 24:02

in Kyle Texas, fuck yeah.

Ryan 24:04

Whoever's in Green Coast Springs and Orange Park, fuck you.

Kyle 24:07

You don't like Green Coast Springs I I Is that Italy.

Carlos 24:11

Vienna.

Kyle 24:12

That's Europe, yeah.

Ryan 24:15

Dublin, that's Ireland I'm not great with, are you guys?

Kyle 24:18

good with geography? No, obviously none of us are. We couldn't do a name of seven continents.

Ryan 24:22

Lansing, michigan, eustis yeah, I know that. One Lehigh Acres.

Kyle 24:28

Now we're just naming fucking cities Lehigh.

Ryan 24:33

What's the seventh fucking continent On the earth?

Carlos 24:37

Kyle, look up the continents, please, eric.

Ryan 24:39

Hey, apparently I got nine out of ten.

Carlos 24:41

Let's see I got nine out of ten.

Ryan 24:43

Let's see I got nine out of fucking ten out of the seven continents. That's not bad. It really isn't bad.

Kyle 24:47

You actually did pretty well. That's pretty fucking good. That's an A.

Carlos 24:50

Just the seven continents of the world. That is a fucking A Content.

Ryan 24:58

Eric's got an I in it. Buddy Continent All right.

Carlos 25:03

So North America.

Ryan 25:04

Oh fuck you Antarctica.

Carlos 25:06

Yeah, why?

Kyle 25:07

Why is that a thing I forgot about Antarctica? Wait, did they rename it To Oceana?

Carlos 25:12

Nah, it's not Australia anymore, it's Oceana.

Ryan 25:14

It's 5, 6, 7. Africa and.

Kyle 25:18

Australia slash Oceania. What?

Ryan 25:20

the fuck. Come on, man. I never learned that We've been out of school way too long. That was not in civics class Nah shit has changed in curriculum.

Kyle 25:28

How the fuck did we forget Antarctica? George Floyd Whoa.

Ryan 25:32

Eric Whoa, are we talking about a T?

Kyle 25:35

No, no, eric.

Ryan 25:37

Whoa Are we talking about a?

Carlos 25:40

T no.

Ryan 25:42

No.

No NO NO

Carlos 25:45

TM. You pretty much got all of them, though. Well, now we got a hard reset.

Kyle 25:54

Why'd you have to say it, man? I just saw it. You're going to get us fucking canceled for misinformation. Not canceled because we have fucking 200 listeners. We won't get canceled yet no, I think that's why they're around if you think now, though, none of us can ever run for any type of public office with even just the four we've put out you don't think we can fuck?

Ryan 26:15

no, I don't give a fuck. Maybe, carlos, can you think. Still, I don't think you've ever said anything that I don't give a fuck.

Kyle 26:18

Maybe Carlos, can you think? Still, I don't think you've ever said anything that crazy.

Carlos 26:22

No, I've tried to not. You might still be able to run for office somewhere.

Ryan 26:26

You've been being vulgar. How Everything you say.

Carlos 26:30

Yeah, the past couple episodes have been pretty, you told me I was being vulgar.

Kyle 26:35

You're just a fucking nasty, like dirty person. What?

Carlos 26:40

the fuck does that mean I can smell. When you talk, dude, you can smell them all the way over there.

Kyle 26:47

Nah, ryan's a good guy, man. Fuck you. Shout out Ryan, fuck it out. Shout out the third co-host, ryan, you're number three Damn, I got booted down. You got booted down.

Carlos 27:00

I've been number two For a while. I feel like you guys have been doing one in three Like bouncing back and forth.

Ryan 27:04

Well, yeah, man. Well, it depends on when Kyle wants to talk and when he's in a fucking Pussy, ass fucking mood.

Carlos 27:09

I will say, kyle, your mood has Been better this time around.

Ryan 27:14

No, no, no.

Carlos 27:14

I want the fuck His mood today sucked In a shitty little mood, don't you think he progressed a little bit, though I didn't even get here until the night time. Yeah, it's been pretty late. You are a fucking. You're a skinwalker. Skinwalkers are like skinny.

Kyle 27:30

What does that?

Ryan 27:31

mean you do thrive in the night time.

Kyle 27:34

I'm a night owl, for sure. What are you talking about? You don't go to bed until like 4 am Last night yeah.

Carlos 27:40

Okay, then that's one night. What time do you normally go to bed, Like on the weekend, like Friday night? What time do you go to bed Like? 4, 4 or 5 in the morning. I'm more of the midnight 1 o'clock kind of guy.

Ryan 27:55

No, you're not, I'm done.

Kyle 28:00

You're sitting in the dark in your wife beater after mowing your grass at 11 pm. It is weird as fuck how you play games in the pitch black, it's better on the eyes.

Carlos 28:07

I don't think it is. I don't think it is. You got to focus up.

Ryan 28:10

No, dude, you might need some glasses.

Carlos 28:12

Buddy, you play games I hate whenever I'm out of town with you guys. I'm out of town with you guys. I'm trying to play video games and you're both in my fucking room. I'm just trying to play video games and it's dark and you guys are like it's fucking dark and then you turn my lights on. That's annoying.

Kyle 28:26

It is. Why do you need it so fucking dark in there? Because that's my vibe.

Carlos 28:29

It's weird Night owl.

Kyle 28:31

It's like all you see is your silhouette.

Carlos 28:34

No any little screen you're playing on. I don't see my silhouette. I'm playing video games. I see it when you walk in. It's weird.

Kyle 28:41

Well, I'm sorry that I disturbed you so much Turn a fucking light on.

Carlos 28:44

Nah, dude, turn them off.

Erick 28:46

No.

Carlos 28:46

I just need to focus on what's in front of me. You're a little dark. You're a little fucker, aren't you? Before I go to sleep, fucking $600. Yeah, I don't do that, it's not that much, it's like $200 at the worst.

Erick 28:59

Holy fuck. Yeah, that's pretty. It's like $200. That's a lot dude.

Ryan 29:03

I didn't know, but my mom just told me you're not supposed to run the washing machine and the dishwasher at the same time.

Kyle 29:08

Yeah, I don't run any of that. It's coming from the same plumbing or dishwasher going.

Carlos 29:16

I do. I'll wash the dishes, and I have to wash them in cold water whenever we're giving the baby a bath, because the heat literally goes away very quickly.

Kyle 29:27

We're in a house. A $200 fucking power bill for a one bedroom apartment is nutty. Yeah, it's kind of wild Living by yourself.

Carlos 29:33

You kind of just fall asleep. Though you don't like. I'm sure you wake up at like 3 or 4 in the morning and turn all your lights off At some point.

Ryan 29:40

I do, I do. Yeah, I pass out with lights on After you've been asleep For like 4 or 5 hours, 4 or 5 hours, yeah yeah.

Kyle 29:46

No, mine is like $90 maximum. It's been like $80 before, $75 $80.

Carlos 29:52

I have power strips For my TV when I turn it off, and it turns everything off to save money.

Ryan 30:00

I don't know what the fuck a power strip is. It's like a surge protector.

Carlos 30:03

Yeah, a surge protector yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kyle 30:05

Where you can click it on and off. It has like four or five outlets. It's got the red switch on there.

Carlos 30:10

And it just turns everything off.

Ryan 30:11

I have one of those, but I don't use it.

Carlos 30:13

I put my TV on it my Apple TV too, like that streams my cable Shit. Turn that shit right off Live and you learn, buddy, that's fucking fascinating, Carlos. Some people don't know, apparently.

Kyle 30:29

You're fucking annoying man why? You know what I'm fucking annoyed at?

Carlos 30:34

What's that they're trying to?

Kyle 30:35

ban all the fucking hot ladies on TikTok.

Ryan 30:38

They're trying to ban TikTok together. They haven't been banning like a motherfucker. I know what the fuck TikTok's stupid Every little Instagram reel I see is like I got banned on TikTok. I don't follow anybody.

Kyle 30:48

I'm not on there much. Oh, shut the fuck up I have my searches and I go to my favorite couple and I see what they posted Fucking big tits dancing around, whatever.

Carlos 31:00

That's not it.

Kyle 31:00

They're trying to take that from me.

Carlos 31:01

Apparently they're about to ban it. Chinese spyware bud.

Erick 31:05

Is it?

Carlos 31:06

Chinese or is it Japanese? It's Chinese.

Ryan 31:07

Same thing CCP, ccp. What is a CCP? Chinese Communist Party.

Carlos 31:12

Oh yeah, I have not made a TikTok account.

Ryan 31:16

I have not made one either I have a TikTok account, I have not. I have not made one either. I have a TikTok account. Have you been posting on it? Fuck?

Carlos 31:21

no, I don't follow anybody. You do a little dance.

Ryan 31:24

You know what my Reddit account is? Come and put that pussy on me.

Kyle 31:28

My Reddit account and my OnlyFans account is John Smith. You're John Doe, but John Smith you actually made an account for Reddit. Yeah, I don't follow any subreddits like that. I just again my search and then I have the ones. Isn't that what it's for?

Ryan 31:44

Do you pay for Reddit?

Kyle 31:46

No, I don't think you can pay for Reddit, can you? You only get three searches at a time.

Ryan 31:49

So do you remember all your searches?

Kyle 31:51

No, you can go into your fucking profile and then recent search history.

Ryan 31:58

Go to your profile, dude. Damn damn, I didn't know that. I've just been using three.

Kyle 32:02

Yeah, because I know when you go to type only three pop up before you pop up. What three do you look up?

Ryan 32:08

I can show you, but you don't want to tick.

Kyle 32:10

Yeah, it's like instagram. You find a bitch on tiktok, look up her name. Her tits are on there. Sometimes, go fucking, sometimes you'll find videos on there. You got to go digging. But then Reddit is really only a catalyst for Google, because Google you can still find everything. So I'll go from TikTok name. If I see they have an OnlyFans, I'm like, all right, I'm on Reddit looking up their name and if they're doing full nudies, most of the time they'll be doing vids. So then I go from Reddit to Google, Then I'm Googling their name leak and then it always pops up.

Ryan 32:44

What did you say last time? I showed you. That's quite the process. Hold on. What did I show you the last time I sent you that girl? You said it took me like five tabs to get to that one. Just clicking and clearing out, clicking and clearing out you probably still have that tab open.

Kyle 32:59

Oh yeah, the ads always pop up. You gotta close those out. Spank bang, spank bang. Yeah, that's a good one. If they shut that down, I will kill myself. You give up on humanity. That one's my favorite one.

Carlos 33:13

That's it.

Ryan 33:20

Cause, apparently, they banned Pornhub in Texas. You can't get on Pornhub anymore in Texas. Well, they're doing the weird shit now to where it's like you got to be 18 or older and you just click yes or no.

Kyle 33:25

Well, no, they've always had that. It's just like restricted in the state Maybe not always, but they've had that for a long time In Texas. It's, I think you have to put like make an account and photo ID.

Carlos 33:39

You have to put your photo ID in You've got to scan your ID To be able to access Pornhub. What if it's a Florida ID? I?

Ryan 33:46

don't know, you can't do it.

Kyle 33:48

But it's like are you ever going to put your ID in any of that shit?

Ryan 33:53

No, no, fuck no.

Kyle 33:55

What the fuck? Yeah, they banned Pornhub and fucking, I mean. I think you can still do all the other ones, but they banned a few of them. So if you're in, Texas, you have to have a VPN. Vpns don't even fucking work anymore. Really, I tried the sports bet out in fucking Alabama. Couldn't do it. You were trying to get a VPN for down here. I had a few VPNs that said connect me to Florida, and it still doesn't work.

Carlos 34:17

Damn, they're smart with it. Now they're buckling down on it now. No tracking location Sports gambling. It's like, at the end of the day, you're just spending your money Like what's the problem?

Ryan 34:25

That's what you were talking about with the whole blacklisting yourself from the casino. They'll blacklist you for like six months.

Kyle 34:34

That's more of a personal no dude same thing I do same thing they do gotta get those fucking hot ladies off of social media. Remember when social media was fun man. I remember now it's just everybody trying to fucking jerk off just trying to outdo the other person.

Ryan 34:49

You know what's crazy they're making. So all those bitches are making so much money out of that shit, you know.

Kyle 34:54

But I don't even like the ones who are making a ton of money. I like the fucking grinders who are like, who are making like 400 bucks a month, like they'll just be like just getting by, oh yeah, like they're just using it as like they look terrible and they're just like fuck it, I'm just gonna put my shit out there, it's just like a little side hustle.

Ryan 35:13

You know, you know a perfect example of that uh abby burner or whatever her name is.

Kyle 35:17

oh, fuck is fuck, is that? Oh you show me her. She's fucking gross, she's gross.

Carlos 35:21

She's got like 600,000 followers though 600K 600K yeah, she makes off of that.

Kyle 35:27

The amount of like 100K plus followers on Instagram that you can have, like the amount of women with that and you go through their posts. It's all bikini.

Ryan 35:36

It's all it's like what are we doing here? Because I told you, because I've fallen into it, what kind of society are we having here? No, because I told you all. Fuck, I think. A couple weeks ago, snoop Dogg said he got 2 billion streams on Spotify. Right?

Erick 35:51

Mm-hmm.

Ryan 35:52

Pussy.

Kyle 35:52

He's got. I fucking hate Snoop Dogg, I'm sorry. Continue Snoop.

Carlos 35:58

D-O.

Erick 35:59

G-G.

Ryan 36:00

Snoop Lion where the fuck are you going continue? I'm grabbing a beer, fuck fucker. No, he got Snoop Dogg got 2 billion streams on Spotify.

Carlos 36:11

Right Snoop Dogg be doing side quests though?

Ryan 36:14

no listen 2 billion streams how much you think he made off that. I guess a mil not even 40 grand out of how many streams?

Carlos 36:19

2 billion Two billion streams.

Ryan 36:20

How much do you think he made off that? I guess a mil.

Carlos 36:22

Not even 40 grand Out of how many streams.

Ryan 36:26

Two billion Two bill. Two bill Made 40 grand.

Kyle 36:28

Where did you see this?

Ryan 36:29

Him talking about it, him talking about it.

Kyle 36:32

I don't trust a goddamn thing that come out of that motherfucker's mouth.

Carlos 36:38

Like how many streams.

Ryan 36:41

do you need to make actual money off of something I don't know? They gave Rogan a fat deal on Spotify.

Carlos 36:45

Yeah, and that's more of like a contract. They know he's bringing in the cheddar. Yeah, no, for sure, for sure.

Kyle 36:54

There's no way he got over 2 billion streams and got 40 Gs.

Carlos 36:56

That seems like nothing.

Kyle 36:59

Look it up, buddy. Snoop won't do a fucking, he'll do like 16 bars. Did you see that video of him?

Ryan 37:04

He's doing he's charging $250 for the verse Boom.

Carlos 37:12

If Snoop is only making $45K, then everyday artists make virtually nothing from Spotify. Thank you, Thank you so we should move over to Apple. No Spotify Thank you, thank you. So we should move over to Apple? No.

Kyle 37:23

Kyle, you, kyle, you move it. Well see, I don't understand that anymore either. It's like oh, I sold this, like record sales Aren't a thing anymore.

Carlos 37:30

No, no, because no one, because how do they do that yeah?

Kyle 37:34

How do they have to do that on spot all the?

Carlos 37:36

time they have to buy their air time. How does that fucking?

Beyonce

Erick 37:41

work on streaming Like.

Carlos 37:42

Beyonce that country song she came out with.

Ryan 37:45

Oh, I'm not listening.

Erick 37:46

This is Texas.

Carlos 37:48

We don't hold them. You don't like that, Ryan.

Kyle 37:53

No, the amount of fucking gay dudes dancing that on Instagram and TikTok is crazy.

Carlos 37:59

I haven't seen those videos, so we don't hold. But, I think I heard that Jay-Z bought all of the country stations. Have you?

Ryan 38:06

seen the fucking house that he's bought in California. That $60 million house or $50 million house.

Carlos 38:11

I'm sure it's nice, but not worth it.

Ryan 38:14

No, not even fucking close.

Kyle 38:16

Not even fucking close, you're telling me no, I'm pretty sure, not even fuck close. Not even fuck close. You're telling me no, I'm pretty sure, it's probably worth it.

Ryan 38:25

You're telling me you're not taking it out. Yeah, look at this shit, look at that. How much was it, eric?

Kyle 38:32

Most expensive purchase $190 million. Yeah, they're worth like a couple billion together, man.

Ryan 38:38

We got Jay-Z Jay-Z's the first billionaire rapper. Yeah.

Kyle 38:42

I think Beyonce alone is worth a billion too.

Carlos 38:44

Oh, for sure that's a nice house.

Ryan 38:47

That's a compound.

Carlos 38:47

It's just too big.

Ryan 38:49

No, it is not.

Carlos 38:50

You need a staff to run that place, no shit.

Ryan 38:54

That's like a small community. They all have a staff.

Carlos 38:57

Why do you need a staff? Why are you wasting money on a staff?

Kyle 39:02

Are you worth a billion fucking dollars, Carlos? Pretty close, I don't hate on these dogs Two weeks who are worth a couple billion spending tons of fucking money like that.

Carlos 39:12

I mean if they got it, why not?

Kyle 39:13

Bezos, Bill Gates, anybody worth that amount of money, fucking do it.

Carlos 39:18

If it was another state, it would probably be a lot less.

Kyle 39:21

You don't think Ryan had a billion dollars? He's not going to buy a fucking huge house and have staff working for him. He's there.

Ryan 39:28

He'll just buy clothes and glasses. I'm in there, ryan's there. I'm in there. Ryan's there, I'm in there. It's a billion dollars.

Kyle 39:33

I don't like people talking shit about like oh, I wouldn't fucking. They're spending too much money on that. I wouldn't do that See.

Ryan 39:39

I would go buy it. I would never have a billion.

Carlos 39:42

Listen.

Ryan 39:44

Would you feel comfortable spending 200 million on a house If you had a billion, 200 mil, yeah.

Kyle 39:49

Yes, because to be worth that amount of money you have constant revenue. You're not losing that money anytime soon.

Carlos 39:56

I would buy land I would buy a 6'6" decent-sized house on like 100, 200 acres, shut the fuck up man no.

Ryan 40:06

A six-bedroom, six-bath.

Kyle 40:08

Yeah, what's Rick? Do you know? Rick Ross has like the second biggest house in America, in Atlanta, in Georgia, in Atlanta, in Georgia, in Atlanta.

Ryan 40:16

Yeah, just out of Atlanta.

Kyle 40:16

He has like a big ass Farm and shit he has like 135 rooms or 132 rooms, something ignorant like that.

Carlos 40:23

Would you rather have land or live in that?

Kyle 40:26

Why the fuck Do you want land?

Ryan 40:28

See.

Kyle 40:28

I always.

Carlos 40:29

To have no one around you, listen, listen. I always say I want land.

Ryan 40:32

Look at this dude's crib all right, come on.

Carlos 40:34

Is that not excessive? Or what he has?

Ryan 40:35

a big ass r in the fucking middle of his driveway bro, his driveway is like two and a half miles to get up yeah, look at the aerial he has like the biggest pool in america too, like residential pool they were trying to pay him from like europe to train horses in his pool yeah, and now he's like he only has that's the only house he has.

Carlos 40:52

I feel like oh.

Kyle 40:53

I did see that he does have like a fucking tricked out lawnmower for his yard.

Ryan 40:58

Yeah, he does car shows and all that shit.

Carlos 40:59

Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, on his land.

Ryan 41:01

On his property and all that.

Carlos 41:02

To make money.

Ryan 41:11

Bro, if you weren't it's like fucking Elon Musk, Like I'd rather a dog like.

Carlos 41:14

that's not a good example, though he's like the third richest man in the world. Second Where's he?

Ryan 41:18

at.

Kyle 41:19

He doesn't even own a house. No, he sleeps in his office. Why the fuck would you bro? He rents, but look at all the fucking shit he's doing. He's just doing random weird-ass shit. And it's like bro, you're going to fucking have that much money and not do shit with it.

Carlos 41:36

Fuck that. That's probably like an $800,000 lawnmower.

Kyle 41:42

Fuck that, bro, I hate fucking.

Carlos 41:44

See, yeah, you can say who's the richest man in the world, but you know the Saudis are the people that are really running this bullshit $233 billion net worth for Musk. That's a net worth $133 billion net worth for Musk, that's a net worth.

Kyle 41:58

That's just in America, I feel like and Zuck.

Ryan 42:00

Zuck is still up there, man. Warren Buffett is the fucking goat Bill Gates Warren.

Carlos 42:07

Buffett needs to die already. Man, he will. What?

Kyle 42:10

about the Rothschilds. You know, fucking Anderson Cooper is a fucking, he's a.

Carlos 42:13

Rothschild Like a family descendant of him. I thought he was a.

Kyle 42:20

Is it Rothschild? It's one of the Like the the three. It was the monopolies they had it was the Rothschild, the Rockefellers. Now, what was the other one? The Rockefellers. That was a big one, the Rockefellers.

Carlos 42:31

I want to say Blackstone, but that's a company.

Kyle 42:33

No, that's not right. Porous yeah. What are the poorest countries in the world?

Carlos 42:40

Because we're pretty up there. It's like those deserted islands that people live on In the middle of the ocean, but you know, in the Philippines there's like fucking hundreds of tiny islands.

Ryan 42:52

Oh, I'm sure. Hundreds and hundreds of tiny islands, oh, I'm sure, hundreds and hundreds of tiny islands there's whole communities out there.

Carlos 42:56

You can buy an island for like 200K. It's like the Samoan culture.

Kyle 43:00

Bro, I fucking used to wish I was Samoan, so bad.

Ryan 43:04

I love the Samoan culture. I wanted to be Samoan. So bad dude. I love that shit, Moana.

Kyle 43:09

That's one of my favorites.

Ryan 43:11

Y'all met my boy. That's one of my favorites. Y'all met my boy. He was Samoan.

Carlos 43:14

He's not fucking Samoan bro, when did we meet?

Kyle 43:17

your boy. He worked with us. That was a dog.

Carlos 43:20

He was Samoan.

Kyle 43:21

He keeps claiming he's Samoan, he's a white dog he was.

Ryan 43:25

He's Samoan. If you see his brother, his brother is ten times bigger than Kyle. He's a big boy. He, he's a big boy. He was not Samoan in my eyes. Fuck, no, not.

Kyle 43:33

Samoan bro.

Ryan 43:35

I promise you, I promise you.

Kyle 43:37

He's a little white dog like you. He's not white dude, A white little yippy fucking chihuahua.

Carlos 43:42

I didn't know what he was, but I did not think he was Samoan.

Kyle 43:45

He's Samoan.

Carlos 43:46

Doesn't take me for one.

Kyle 43:48

No, no, man, I wanted to be like, fucking, like.

Carlos 43:52

The Rock Rock ass, or like that dude that sings Over the Rainbow.

Kyle 43:56

Nah.

Carlos 43:58

Don't talk about fucking Israel bro. Yeah, his name was Israel. Israel and then a fucking what about?

Kyle 44:04

Ian Tonge. If you want to fucking cry, watch Ian Tonge's fucking American Idol audition Phenomenal American Idol fucking champ, I cry every single fucking time I watch it.

Carlos 44:15

Are you talking about when he sang about his dad, the Monsters? He sang about Monster, monster. Yeah, dude, that's a good song. It makes me cry every fucking time. He sings it better than James.

Kyle 44:23

Blunt does James Blunt. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I like his version way more.

Ryan 44:34

I was actually watching a couple. He's a big dog, he's a big boy, he's getting diabetes. What'd you say? You said When's the last time you seen a big dog?

Kyle 44:38

Old dude, big dog? Yeah, there's not many Old big dogs left man. No, no, you die early. I get frightened Sometimes. My right toe sometimes goes, my right big toe goes numb For a little while sometimes.

Ryan 44:50

I thought I was having a heart attack On like Wednesday. I had some crazy shit going on, do you?

Carlos 44:55

guys ever wake up and like, while you're stretching your leg, just fucking twitches the fuck out, I don't stretch, I don't stretch.

Ryan 45:02

No, when you wake up, when you're like, yeah, it's like your left leg is just like fucking twitching.

Kyle 45:08

No, I was. I forgot about Jelly Roll's big fat ass Jelly Roll.

Carlos 45:13

Somebody saved me, do you think his?

Ryan 45:15

wife's hot Bunny I love.

Carlos 45:16

Bunny.

Ryan 45:18

But no, I love Jelly Roll too. But bro, when he came out on that, when he talked about how much he was winning bro, he was kind of he's like 550.

Carlos 45:25

He's a big boy.

Kyle 45:26

He was like pushing six bills. His wife is fucking bad.

Carlos 45:29

He's a fucking goon dude.

Ryan 45:35

She's bad. I mean she's a little fake for me, but god damn she's also a yeah, she was like an escort, like a high-end escort. She's a retired drug addict, escort, prostitute, whore slut.

Carlos 45:47

But she's hot. Fuck, they're compatible. He's a fat. They're in a different part of their life now, Ryan.

Kyle 45:54

Oh, she's making money off him when he dies.

Carlos 45:57

Cause apparently he made money off of her. He blew up bro.

Ryan 46:01

Listen. Apparently she started the podcast thing, the podcast trend, cause she's had a podcast for like five years now, one of the first ones on YouTube.

Kyle 46:10

I was watching a video about it Really, you can suck my fucking fat cock.

Ryan 46:15

I'm not saying, it's facts.

Kyle 46:16

It's obviously not facts.

Ryan 46:18

Apparently her little shit. She's got going on, she's popping.

Kyle 46:23

Rogan is like the original three podcasts. At first it wasn't a podcast, it was like a weird podcast.

Erick 46:30

It didn't even have a name, what about?

Ryan 46:33

Eric, I'm going to bring you in what is the one we were watching the other night? Which one? The? What's her name? Trisha, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, trisha Paytas, trisha Paytas, and who's the guy she's always on there with?

Kyle 46:46

Ethan Klein. Ethan Klein H3.

Ryan 46:49

He's 3'8". He fucking sucks. I will beat the. They all fucking suck. I will beat the shit out of his ass. Well, you see the numbers they make, bro. Three days, 1.5, 1.7 mil and three days People.

Carlos 47:01

They suck.

Ryan 47:02

And they suck. You think they suck it's like horrific to watch you like them, it's cringy, or like.

Erick 47:10

It's not that bad.

Kyle 47:11

I swear to fucking God I'll quit this fucking podcast. I'll stop showing up.

Ryan 47:16

Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's the craziest fucking thing I've ever heard. Do you agree?

Carlos 47:19

with Eric or do you agree with me? I agree, do you?

Ryan 47:22

agree with me. I agree with you. Thank you, thank you you fucking suck Horrible.

Carlos 47:29

Horrible. I don't know who that is.

Kyle 47:30

It's all because I know Trisha Paytas had the fucking they had a podcast together.

Ryan 47:34

She was dating fucking, whatever his name was.

Kyle 47:36

Doberks crew.

Ryan 47:37

Doberks crew. The old guy, whatever his name was.

Kyle 47:40

It's like but look at this, you talk, you're talking about him, but God damn, it's like a fucking hate watch. I've watched like one or two she talks about glorifying herself as a whore.

Ryan 47:49

Have you?

Kyle 47:50

seen her OnlyFans. Disgusting, she is fucking disgusting, disgusting.

Carlos 47:54

We've seen her pussy, I think we've both looked at her pussy before you showed it to me.

Kyle 47:58

Together Disgusting. It's fucking gross. She's got the oh my scars At least you guys can agree on something. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. You like H3H3.

Ryan 48:10

It's not that bad. No no, no, eric's getting influenced, damn Eric's getting influenced.

Erick 48:14

It's not bad.

Kyle 48:15

For real yeah. Explain to me how it's good.

Erick 48:19

It's just better than this podcast, because their production value is higher.

Kyle 48:24

Yeah fuckers.

Carlos 48:25

That's it, I guess.

Erick 48:26

No, they're just entertaining Sure. Not at all.

Kyle 48:29

They're entertaining for like 12-year-olds.

Carlos 48:33

That's the fucking way.

Ryan 48:36

You know what fucking entertains 12-year-olds now Skibbity toilet.

Kyle 48:39

Hold on, listen what the fuck is that.

Ryan 48:41

Do you want to hear something? If I could suck dick, show my feet off, promote myself as a whore, but how the fuck am I going to do that as a man? I have a dick and I have balls.

Erick 48:53

Yeah, you can still do that. You guys are jacking off to these people all the time.

Kyle 48:57

Trisha Paytas, I'm not fucking whacking off to, I'll never whack off to Trisha Paytas.

Erick 49:02

I know, ryan. No, yes, you have to.

Ryan 49:05

You told me, shut the fuck up. Always throwing the pot, buddy.

Carlos 49:09

Like once or no. No, oh my.

Ryan 49:10

God, I once or no. No, oh, my God, she's fucking.

Carlos 49:13

I don't even know who that is dude.

Kyle 49:15

Look up the show. Fucking Carlos Trisha Paytas, all right. Carlos Carlos, she's like the dumbest white valley girl fake bullshit, so I'll give you a little snippet of one of their videos.

Ryan 49:25

It's Trisha Payt in this little fucking. Oh no, dude, she looks like Hold on. What's the movie? What's the? Movie no way, dude, shark Tales. Shark Tales, not Shark Tales.

Carlos 49:37

Like the fucking Chicken there. Her face Alone is just like Shark Tales, fucking cringy.

Ryan 49:43

Listen. This bitch Thought gravity Was invented.

Carlos 49:47

No, I can't do that.

Ryan 49:48

Okay.

Carlos 49:48

Thank you, I can't do that.

Erick 49:49

Damn.

Ryan 49:50

Eric Damn Eric, sorry, dude.

Erick 49:52

What it is. I let the fans decide. She is brutal.

Carlos 49:55

And she has a show. She was one of the first.

Kyle 50:00

No, that's not the one who was saying that. Oh, and she's with that guy. Yeah, Jason Nash, yeah that song with the Nickelodeon shit she was.

Ryan 50:10

Drake and Josh yeah yeah, he was on a little snippet Of Drake and Josh In the restaurant.

Carlos 50:14

And how he's getting royalty still, and they're not.

Kyle 50:18

Was he in that documentary?

Carlos 50:19

Yeah, no he was in a documentary, but I remember seeing videos like With him and Josh. Come on man. Oh my god no way.

Kyle 50:26

Is that Ariana Grande?

Ryan 50:28

Yeah, you ain't seen those. You see the viral pictures of her when she was like skinny, like crackhead skinny. They were comparing her to ice spice, oh my god I dislike both of them equally.

Carlos 50:38

I just did not like the first picture I saw of her face like so stupid looking it's like, bro, we are.

Kyle 50:45

This is a fully on and I'm I'm a culprit, but we are glorified. We are a whore culture. We are glorifying whores and making them. It started with fucking kim k getting dicked down by Ray J.

Ryan 50:57

It did. It all started with that and apparently now the cool thing is is to suck dick, and you're a whore.

Erick 51:02

You are a whore. I think, you guys just think too much into that though. No bro, it's a fucking whore culture no like the things you guys watch, though that's not what I surround myself with. Yeah, like my instagram feed does not look like what it looks like you guys. No, it doesn't. Mine looks like mine because of kyle, but you guys like still like entertain that, though the whole like porn shit and like the whores like you guys are talking about.

Kyle 51:24

You guys are creating that and, in essence, you guys are like putting your two sentences every single day I said I'm not, I'm not a, I'm fucking, I am a culprit, but these kids are gonna, these bitches are gonna have kids one day.

Carlos 51:38

It sounds like you have standards. I'll never.

Kyle 51:39

I'll never put myself In that. I guess I'm not a fucking chick. But like Bro, it's a whore culture. We're just glorifying whore.

Ryan 51:47

And I'm I'm doing it. It is, it is I love.

Kyle 51:51

Seeing these bitches shake ass. Apparently. Kendrick said Drake pops ass with all the girls. He said he's gay as hell. In his diss he said Drake pop ass.

Carlos 52:01

I mean, his music is pretty much like that. So but yeah, dude it's just but this shit, though. Come on man. That third picture just pisses me off.

Kyle 52:12

What is that? What is like? Shut the fuck up, dude. It's like the amount of fake and it's all fake, bro. Like what is that? Her face did not look like that.

Carlos 52:23

She has a wig on.

Ryan 52:24

I could drive a golf ball 400 yards off her forehead.

Carlos 52:28

Just on the tee.

Ryan 52:30

Nah, fuck the tee Off her forehead, straight on the ground.

Carlos 52:34

Yeah, no, thanks man.

Ryan 52:36

HH3. I can't believe it, eric. I can't believe it buddy H3H3.

Kyle 52:41

They are fucking huge. They get fucking a lot of views. The Hummer, you guys remember the fucking Hummers?

Ryan 52:47

I fucking love Hummers.

Kyle 52:48

Everybody had a fucking bright yellow Hummer back in the day.

Ryan 52:51

Bumblebee.

Kyle 52:55

Bumblebee. Bumblebee was not a fucking Hummer Bro, I was at McDonald's.

Carlos 52:57

the other day I was sitting in there eating.

Kyle 52:59

You were sitting inside of a McDonald's eating yeah.

Ryan 53:02

I was. That's what we did today, holy fuck.

Kyle 53:04

That's literally what we did today, it was like on a Tuesday. Who the fuck sits inside of a fast food restaurant?

Carlos 53:09

nowadays, trying to take a minute for myself, trying to take a minute for myself.

Kyle 53:12

That's the fucking craziest shit.

Carlos 53:14

That's not even the craziest shit that was going on.

Ryan 53:16

I didn't even want to go to the drive-thru, so I sat inside a McDonald's today, you remember?

Carlos 53:19

when we sat inside the McDonald's and ate that one time.

Kyle 53:21

Yeah, it was nice, even if you have to go inside to get your order. You get it to go and you leave no dude, you just type your fucking menu. Be respectful and eat it in your fucking car if you have to. Do not sit inside a fast food restaurant. You know what's fucked up.

Ryan 53:38

A McDonald's has loitering signs now inside. Nope, no more than 30 minutes Loitering. You can't sit inside a McDonald's for more than 30 minutes now.

Carlos 53:46

Everybody that is a regular in a McDonald's sits in there all day For like three or four hours, five, six hours, that's bullshit.

Ryan 53:55

We used to hang out with those kids, yeah that was back then.

Kyle 53:57

Now it's weird if you're sitting in a fucking fast food, you're going to Wendy's and you're going inside and sitting down to have your meal.

Ryan 54:04

I think Kyle is so pressed about this because that's what he does in Daytona. We're going to randomly go to Wendy's in Daytona and I'm going to see Kyle's truck and I'm going to see him sitting inside.

Carlos 54:17

Not everyone orders Uber Eats every single fucking day.

Kyle 54:20

Bro, if you go through the drive-thru and, like I said, if you have to go inside, eat it in your fucking car.

Carlos 54:26

No, dude, I ate it inside McDonald's. Don't be a goddamn weirdo. I wanted to catch up.

Kyle 54:28

Go back. What were you saying?

Carlos 54:35

What happened? Saying what happened, this dude had one leg, he was like on a fucking, he was on his crutches.

Ryan 54:38

It was uh, it was like nah, I'm not gonna say, did he have a gift, do you have a gift leg, or just no, he had no leg, it was like he had his jeans on no leg.

Carlos 54:43

Another leg did he. Had it folded, the jean folded. He was sitting in there and for a while and I was, you know, eating my lunch. I go out, go back to the car and this dude comes up behind me. He's hopping to his. This motherfucker was in a Hummer. Oh damn.

Kyle 54:58

Get the fuck out of here.

Carlos 54:59

He hops in a Hummer with one leg. I'm like how the fuck is he going to get home?

Kyle 55:03

Was it his right leg or his left leg? I don't know.

Ryan 55:07

I'm curious Did he have his pants tucked up or he just cut them off?

Carlos 55:10

No, it Just cut him off. No, it seemed like he had two legs, but he did not. Oh, he kept the leg dangling. Yeah, because it probably got cut off at some point.

Kyle 55:19

He might have been fucking born with it. It's possible, but that would suck getting born with that.

Carlos 55:24

He had a new Hummer with a temp plate, that's fine.

Kyle 55:29

That's fine. Yeah, I mean good on those dudes, but goddamn, that would suck.

Carlos 55:35

What would you rather lose a leg or an arm? A leg or no? No, no, an arm, you'd lose an arm, no, yeah, I would lose an arm.

Carlos 55:43

I'm losing a leg, I'm taking a leg, I'm taking a leg all day Fuck that, fuck that I would lose an arm over a leg because I would be able to like at least walk without any crutch, but if I had an arm, I at least had one arm. You got five fingers Fucking, yeah, but you need you use Like that dude on. Instagram like that has fucking two arms, like two nib arms, with one finger on each one. What'd you?

Ryan 56:05

call it Nib, arms You're talking about the guy that eats all the food? Yeah, and he smacks it.

Kyle 56:09

Oh yeah, I love it. I do like that dude.

Carlos 56:13

He's like a streamer he just goes fucking ham with his one little finger, perfectly manicured Are you taking an eye or ear? Ear, ear, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Kyle 56:26

I follow. I don't follow her, but she always pops up. She has no arms and she like goes about her day to day. I think I sent you guys a video of her. She got big tits. She was in the shower showing how she washes her hair.

Ryan 56:39

You did send that. How the fuck do you wash your hair with no?

Kyle 56:41

arms, but she has no, she like cooks food and shit with just her feet.

Carlos 56:46

It's crazy. She had like a fucking, like scrubbing thing.

Kyle 56:49

Yeah, she had like a mat on the wall and she would like didn't wash her hair. Well the shit.

Carlos 56:55

Kyle sends us.

Kyle 56:58

Your timeline's fucked up, See my algorithm isn't even like hot chicks anymore. It's like people with like 10 followers who make fucking weird ass videos.

Ryan 57:08

It's awesome. The last fucked up video you sent us. I did tell you I loved it, but it was fucked up. Which one? I honestly probably didn't even know the last fucked up video you sent us. I did tell you I loved it, but it was fucked up which one?

Carlos 57:15

I honestly probably didn't even know, the McDonald's one.

Kyle 57:19

I don't even remember.

Ryan 57:21

What happened? The fat bitch. The bigger girl.

Carlos 57:26

The bigger girl. I don't know what you're talking about. You know who I'm talking about.

Kyle 57:29

Hold on. Is she eating McDonald's?

Carlos 57:31

Yes, I don't know. Yes, pull it up, hold on.

Ryan 57:35

A fat girl eating McDonald's no way, dude, You've been seeing the ones I've been seeing too.

Kyle 57:41

Because I've seen you guys, that tranny belly, dancing with a beard.

Carlos 57:44

Yeah, I'm not watching that.

Kyle 57:47

It's awesome.

Ryan 57:47

Yeah, this guy right here.

Kyle 57:48

It's awesome. Yeah, that's the dude with the fucking-.

Ryan 57:51

Yeah, that's the dude with the fucking little stub arm Jesus. Christ Kyle I didn't even fucking see that one. Yeah, that's the one he was talking about.

Kyle 57:57

Yeah, that's the one with no arms who fucking cooks food with her feet. Oh my, she's fucking nuts. Oh yeah, dude, apparently that chick's in Orlando, that algorithm is fucking awesome.

Carlos 58:08

It's fucking awful. It's like the most cringy shit you've ever seen. Yeah, that's the most cringy shit you've ever seen. Yeah, why do I want to just like scroll through a feed of that? I don't know, it's pretty fun.

Ryan 58:15

It's a good time. It's a good time. I get enjoyment out of these.

Kyle 58:18

Thank you, ryan, at least somebody's on my side.

Carlos 58:24

See you guys act like you're so far apart, but you are the same people, the brothers man. They miss each other.

Ryan 58:32

Are you?

Carlos 58:32

a happy meal from McDonald's.

Ryan 58:33

Are you a happy meal from McDonald's? Show the camera.

Carlos 58:37

No, because Ryan's phone. You can't even see shit on it.

Kyle 58:42

Yeah, that's a fat bitch.

Carlos 58:44

You sent her like four times already, Kyle.

Erick 58:49

Ryan, we're gonna get a copyright. Turn that shit down.

Carlos 58:51

You can't play on blue. She at least seems happy, unlike you.

Kyle 58:55

Oh, that big, yeah, that big bitch has always like gone nuts. All right, fellas. I think we've reached the end of this Jesus Christ. We're talking about fucking Instagram reels now. Yeah Well, that's a podcast. That's a pod Ryan pull out the paper.

Carlos 59:12

Pull out the paper, Ryan. This is what we have. I'll read it this time.

Kyle 59:15

This is what we have created. Yeah, this is our podcast.

Carlos 59:18

Well, to remind you guys, we're still here. Email us at newestlows at gmailcom, so I haven't gotten any questions.

Ryan 59:25

So Say it with some conviction. No Well, I't mumble.

Kyle 59:31

Why are you mumbling into the fucking mic?

Carlos 59:33

Both of you guys need to shut the fuck up.

Kyle 59:39

Act like this is an ad read man. You got to be like.

Carlos 59:43

You want me to act like it's an ad? Read Go, go ahead, dude, give me your best ad read sales voice that you can give.

Kyle 59:51

Hey guys, Follow us on Newest.

Carlos 59:53

Lowe's. Hey guys.

Kyle 59:57

Newest Lowe's at Gmail. Send us an email if you want to.

Carlos 1:00:00

Oh my God, Put a little emotion behind it bud.

Kyle 1:00:04

Ask us some questions, or don't your voice changed completely.

Carlos 1:00:08

Ryan, pick that up Free, will Fuck it. Ryan, send us out.

Ryan 1:00:14

Hey, kyle, fuck you, Ryan, send us out. Hey Kyle, fuck you. Get out of the dump, buddy, get your head out of the dirt.

Kyle 1:00:22

I didn't stay at your house. What do you mean?

Ryan 1:00:26

Your house is a dump, say get your head out of the dump, read the paper.

Kyle 1:00:33

Your house was a dump after I was there because I threw up everywhere. Yeah, you puked all over my fucking bean bag asshole. Fuck you, fuck you Fuck you Smelled like throw up in my crib. Good.

Ryan 1:00:43

Well, smells like your upper lip all the time, buddy.

Kyle 1:00:45

Yeah, I'm sure. How do you know what my upper lip smells, like you guys?

Carlos 1:00:49

I will say your mustache probably catches everything that you throw up. It does, it does.

Any advice

Ryan 1:00:53

Chicken, food, beer, everything. Fuck him All right, well, yeah. Hit us on the fucking email. Kyle suck a fucking fat dick. Buddy Suck a fucking fat dick. Just throwing that out there. Email us some questions. We got the answers. You need any fucking advice? I'm here, the boys don't want to hear my advice, so I'm here, I'm a therapist Zero dollars an hour, I'll give you life advice.

Erick 1:01:17

For free.

Ryan 1:01:18

For free. I'll be drunk, so don't worry.

Carlos 1:01:20

I'll be a little fucked up, but you'll have the free life advice.

Ryan 1:01:24

I got the free life advice. I can Read the goddamn paper please.

Kyle 1:01:29

I'm trying to fucking get out of here Start from the top.

Carlos 1:01:32

again I I'm trying to fucking get out of here.

Kyle 1:01:33

Start from the top again, I gotta take a piss, dude. Hurry up, restart that.

Ryan 1:01:35

You're rushing me now, you illiterate fuck.

Kyle 1:01:38

I felt like I read just fine.

Ryan 1:01:42

You like fucking Hitler.

Kyle 1:01:43

See how fast you are Read that Quick, quick, quick, quick quick Just doesn't read anything. All right, we're out of here Fucking read it.

Ryan 1:01:53

God damn it. We're fucking out of here.

Kyle 1:01:55

Follow us at newestlows. Spotify, instagram, youtube, q&a, gmail, everything. If you want to do it, you'll figure it out.

Ryan 1:02:01

If you want to send if you want to do a comment or an email, make it only about one of us sucks, and I know it's not me Bitch.

Carlos 1:02:18

Increase my pie chart there E.

Ryan 1:02:22

Increase. Carlos' hairline, we're leaving.

Kyle 1:02:23

We're gone. That's a podcast, goodbye.