
Newest Lows
Get ready to laugh, cringe, and question the life choices of Kyle, Ryan, and Carlos as they share their most embarrassing, ridiculous, and downright stupid stories on Newest Lows! Join these three friends as they dive into the depths of their own ineptitude, and emerge with a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of life. New episodes released every Monday!
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Episodes
17 episodes
Episode 17: THE GREAT RETURN!
The boys return! We catch up with some surprises! Sorry for the almost 5 month hiatus. We've been busy! Remember we just do this for fun haha
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Episode 17
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1:03:09

Episode 16: Dreams and sometimes nightmares
Ever had a dream so vivid it left you questioning reality? Leilany kicks off our latest episode with a chilling recount of just that, sparking an enthralling chat about the mysteries of dreams, sleep paralysis, and the art of lucid dreaming. We...
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Episode 16
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1:06:09

Episode 15: Carlos is back!!
Ever wondered what happens when you return to podcasting after a break? Carlos comes back with a bang, sharing hilarious stories from his recent adventures, including a Pride 5K race that ended faster than he could have imagined and an "altru...
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1:06:19

Episode 14: Everything cost something
Picture this: you're kicked out of your first apartment, living with a volatile roommate, and desperately trying to make ends meet with low-paying jobs. This chaotic chapter paints a vivid picture of life’s unpredictable challenges and the grit...
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Episode 14
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1:09:27

Episode 13: Youthful Looks and Social Media Mayhem
Can using a new body care product change your life? Join us as we explore our personal experiences with different brands like Old Spice, OGX, Native, and Dr. Squatch. We dig into our battles with skin reactions, excessive sweating, and the humo...
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1:11:17

Episode 12: Our biggest fan is wild!
We share tales of local traffic woes and tip our hats (courtesy of Z Money) to our absent friend Carlos, it's clear that this episode is a melting pot. We touch on everything from the misunderstood art of hanging at McDonald's to the bravery be...
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51:09

Episode 11: The boys and a therapist
Ever wondered what it’s like to have a close encounter with a celebrity chimp? Kevin, our guest from a quaint Southern Florida town. We transition from this light-hearted trivia to a deep dive into the exhilarating yet risky world of owning e...
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1:11:25

Episode 10: Time to celebrate
Laughs continue as we recount our vibrant experiences in Daytona Beach, compare fast food joints to grocery stores, and passionately debate the merits of romantic comedies. The conversation gets unexpectedly deep with discussions on life insu...
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Episode 10
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1:08:55

Episode 9: New Kyle
Ever wonder why some people seem to be mosquito magnets while others remain bite-free? Goomba's got some hilarious theories about blood types and those relentless Florida mosquitoes, all while sharing his adventures from attending his brother-i...
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Episode 9
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1:05:47

Episode 8: When in doubt get a girl
Ever squeezed into a room with six people and two boisterous dogs, only to find yourself live broadcasting to the world? That's exactly how we kicked off our latest episode, where chaos is just part of the charm. Our guest, the ever-delightful ...
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Episode 8
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1:04:22

Episode 7: Spirits that need lifting
We're diving headfirst into the opulent world of celebrities like Jay-Z and Beyoncé, juxtaposing their lavish lifestyles against our own humble abodes. But don't think it's all serious—our takes on social media influencers, from Trisha Paytas...
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1:02:27

Episode 6: Deception with a side of beer
Prepare for a deep (and we mean deep) dive into the world of personal hygiene and bathroom etiquette—taboo topics be damned! Shower routines, the great deodorant debate, and those all-important 'shit to shower' timelines; we're exploring the or...
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Episode 6
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1:05:41

Episode 5: Really low lows
We're spilling our guts on more serious matters, like the seductive dangers of gambling and the stark realities of incarceration. It's a rollercoaster of emotions and topics that'll leave you both enlightened and thoroughly entertained.
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Episode 5
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1:00:17

Episode 4: The Golden D
Ever wonder how a seemingly normal conversation can spiral into a wild debate about the hidden risks of timeshare investments? Dive headfirst into the emotional whirlpools of family legacies, the management of epilepsy in daily life, and even t...
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Episode 4
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59:56

Episode 3: The one that got away..
Have you ever been in love? Have you ever threw up eating hot Cheetos? Unravel the origin story of Kyle and how the hardships might make you a better person. Ryan lets loose and exposes how the strip club might not be the best option when nervo...
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Episode 3
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58:28
