Episode 8: When in doubt get a girl

Ever squeezed into a room with six people and two boisterous dogs, only to find yourself live broadcasting to the world? That's exactly how we kicked off our latest episode, where chaos is just part of the charm. Our guest, the ever-delightful Leilany, dives straight into the deep end with us, recounting her post-Magic Kingdom automotive misadventure. From the get-go, it's a whirlwind of laughter, wild anecdotes, and the kind of candid conversations that can only happen among friends who've seen each other at their most unguarded. Trust us, you're in for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, but the view from the top is spectacular.

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Chaos With Guests and Dogs

Leilany 0:00

He's playing roulette.

Kyle 0:02

He's playing roulette on his fucking phone.

Leilany 0:04

Am, I Am, I, oh, yeah, I can hear you. Wait what?

Ryan 0:07

are we, is this live? We're live now, jesus Christ. How do you sound, lonnie? How do you sound? Can you hear yourself in your headphones? I think I sound amazing like always, that's good.

Leilany 0:16

I like to hear myself talk.

Kyle 0:18

This is fucking another wild one, two in a row. You guys won't hear it in that way, but we have six people.

Leilany 0:26

This is a small room and two dogs. Two dogs, don't forget the dogs. Yeah, this is a small room One that doesn't shut the fuck up Barbie's barking I know, on the camera it looks fucking huge.

Kyle 0:35

It looks like a big, big room.

Leilany 0:37

It's not.

Kyle 0:38

It's small Six people and two dogs in here running around. A lot of that, and the dog is on my lap.

Leilany 0:43

Damn Motherfucker. She said you talking about me.

Kyle 0:46

Well, this is another episode, Ryan, kick it off, man.

Ryan 0:52

Let me deal with this. I'm in awe right now. I'm in awe why 100,000%.

Kyle 1:00

You're in awe of the. Oh Jesus, you got it buddy Barney, get the fuck off me please. I don't dislike dogs, but goddamn can they be annoying.

Leilany 1:09

I mean that one especially. Yeah, she is fucking horrible. Sorry, Brianna.

Kyle 1:14

Why are you talking? I have not introduced you yet, sorry. Shut the fuck up, brianna, god damn it. You can't control your guests. This is fucking crazy Two guests in a row. I can't control your guests. This is fucking crazy. Two guests in a row.

Leilany 1:25

I can't fucking wrangle in. Carlos isn't here, I should have taken four shots of vodka before this, I guess.

Kyle 1:30

Carlos isn't here, yo, okay, pause. I took two of those.

Leilany 1:35

Yep.

Kyle 1:36

And I did another podcast before this.

Leilany 1:38

Yep.

Kyle 1:39

Was drinking the whole time. Those two shots are fucking me up right now those fucked me up. They look like they hit immediately for some weird reason. Yeah, I've never had that happen, anyways you missed out, ryan. I wasn't invited well, you wouldn't take, would you have taken a straight shot?

Leilany 2:01

or fucking shit or something, right, oh why? Oh god, here we, here we go. You're talking over me. Sorry. Would you have taken a straight shot of?

Ryan 2:05

fucking shit or something, right, oh Lani? Oh God, here we go, you're talking over me.

Kyle 2:07

Sorry, would you have taken a shot of straight Tito's?

Ryan 2:10

No.

Kyle 2:11

Okay, then that's why you weren't invited. Newest lows Another episode. We have no Carlos here. The Goomba is not here again, like we always say, he's doing like a step class or water aerobics with his baby. Maybe I don't know what the fuck he's doing, but who do we have here? Now you introduce yourself.

Ryan 2:38

Hello, my name is Leilani Leilani. How do we know you, Leilani?

Kyle 2:40

Oh, we know, Leilani.

Leilany 2:44

Me and Ryan. Both know Leilani. I wouldn't say friends, but adjacent to friends.

Kyle 2:50

Friends adjacent, yeah, friends adjacent for probably like two, three years. Somewhere, probably around two, ever since we've kind of known our producer, eric.

Leilany 3:04

Yeah, I have been longtime friends since college with um eric's girl.

Kyle 3:06

So yeah, you've kind of been straggling there sometimes around sometimes you pop up and I'm just like me and ryan are like oh forgot, oh forgot about you damn but no leilani damn.

Leilany 3:21

Is this a way to treat a faithful listener of your podcast? You are another.

Kyle 3:26

I am a very faithful listener.

Leilany 3:28

We have a faithful listener.

Ryan 3:29

We have the number one fan on here we only bring our number one fans on as guests.

Kyle 3:35

Our last guest might for real be like he might kill us one day.

Leilany 3:41

He's that much of a fan he might just go.

Kyle 3:44

Oh, my fucking god, alright, javier, you gotta chill.

Ryan 3:50

Yeah, I love you, buddy.

Kyle 3:53

We have a dude sitting on the ground.

Leilany 3:56

Yeah.

Ryan 3:57

Kyle, we don't have enough fucking chairs.

Kyle 4:00

I'm not allowed to have a mic. Javier, Javier, shut the fuck up.

Leilany 4:05

Eric said you're not allowed to talk.

Kyle 4:07

Listen to your fucking big brother, or else we're gonna have to restart this, and I don't wanna do it. Leilani's here. Leilani Kyle, what's been going on in your life? What's going on? I heard your car broke down.

Leilany 4:21

Yes, my car did break down Very recently, literally last night, less than 24 hours ago.

Kyle 4:27

Well, and how did you feel after that? How was that?

Leilany 4:29

experience for you. I was stressed out.

Ryan 4:32

What were you doing last night?

Leilany 4:33

Well, last night I was at Magic Kingdom. I skedaddled out of work early and was chilling.

Kyle 4:40

How fucking early did you get out of work to go to the Magic Kingdom?

Leilany 4:43

I got out an hour early than normal, so I normally leave work at 5. I left at 4.

Kyle 4:49

What time does Magic Kingdom close?

Leilany 4:51

10 o'clock. Last night at least, it closed at 10 o'clock.

Kyle 4:53

How long were you there?

Leilany 4:55

I got there probably 6.30. I was there until 11, actually.

Kyle 4:59

Jesus.

Leilany 5:00

Yeah, we were like some of the last people to leave. But yes, as I was driving home on the legendary I-4, suddenly my car broke down and I panicked and I called my brother-in-law, who was also named Kyle, so I accidentally called.

Kyle 5:12

Kyle, yeah, you did call me at 12.

Ryan 5:14

I don't think that's what happened.

Friendship and Misunderstandings

Leilany 5:18

I think you called Kyle Big dog Kyle Trying to booty call. She'd think like maybe I need a real man trying to booty call.

Kyle 5:22

She'd think like maybe I need a real man, Maybe I need a real man to come fix my car Booty call is the wrong word for it.

Leilany 5:27

Then what is?

Ryan 5:29

it Maintenance. Call oh man.

Kyle 5:32

Wait, what is he doing? Maintenance on your car.

Leilany 5:35

My car or my car. Ooh, I don't know.

Ryan 5:39

I don't know Whatever one you want to give up that night whatever one you want to give up that night.

Leilany 5:43

I don't know what you're up to with Kyle.

Kyle 5:45

I was just wondering about your fucking car.

Leilany 5:49

God damn Ryan Is there already three games being played.

Kyle 5:53

Yeah, Ryan's already playing some chess over there.

Ryan 5:56

What do you mean? It's chess, not checkers bitch, Do you even?

Kyle 5:59

know how to play chess. No, all right, I swear to God, I could get on that fucking. I don't know how they play chess. No, all right, I swear to God, I could get on that fucking. I don't know how they rank chess, but I'm nasty.

Ryan 6:09

No, I'm nasty at chess. Actually, you are that much of a nerd to be able to be good at chess, all righty.

Leilany 6:14

I don't even think I've ever touched a chess board. I like checkers though.

Ryan 6:17

I was in the chess league in elementary school. How?

Kyle 6:20

to play it. No, usually that's the first step. They teach you how to play.

Ryan 6:25

I know they taught me how to play chess.

Kyle 6:27

What is the? How far can the pawn move and in which direction?

Ryan 6:34

You got me buddy. All right, that's the easiest fucking one.

Kyle 6:38

You can jump a space. You can go two spaces on the very first and then one space after that Only forward.

Leilany 6:43

I didn't know you were so smart.

Kyle 6:45

Leilani's here.

Leilany 6:46

All right, Leilani.

Kyle 6:47

You know what? Yeah, cheers.

Leilany 6:49

Round of applause. Yeah, that's what I deserve. It was good.

Kyle 6:55

You know what's been irking me a little bit, Leilani. Not much anymore, not much nowadays, but back in the day when we first met. I think it was maybe our very first night we met. I already know what's coming. Do you remember what?

Leilany 7:12

happened that night.

Ryan 7:12

Yes, I do, I remember the first night.

Kyle 7:14

You weren't even there and you know what happened. I wasn't there and you know what happened.

Ryan 7:17

I thought I left, I thought I dipped out.

Leilany 7:18

I don't think you, I don't know, Did I meet him after you or before you? Definitely before I feel like no maybe I was the very first one. Yeah, I think I met you first actually.

Kyle 7:30

Lonnie, tell the fans what happened, not the friends Tell our friends.

Leilany 7:39

What happened?

Kyle 7:39

our very first night of meeting each other, because I'm curious as to how you see that night playing out.

Leilany 7:43

You mean the stuff that you weren't involved with and that you feel a little salty that you were involved with.

Kyle 7:47

No, I was talking about it a little bit before, I think that's what it is, because why are you so pressed about it?

Leilany 7:51

huh.

Kyle 7:52

I'm not pressed anymore.

Leilany 7:53

Oh anymore. Like I said I was just very curious. Okay.

Kyle 7:59

What happened that night, you see.

Leilany 8:00

Barbie's backing me up on this.

Ryan 8:05

She said fuck out of here with that. Yeah, barbie, these men are ridiculous. No, no.

Kyle 8:09

No. Well, I remember us having a great time.

Leilany 8:13

No, yeah, I thought you were really cool when I first met you.

Ryan 8:16

Whoa friend zone FZ.

Leilany 8:21

Like cool friend zone-wise. I mean, it was the first time I met him. I didn't really have any opinions at that point, but I think Kyle had opinions and feelings and then he was offended by my actions.

Ryan 8:29

Oh, opinions and feelings.

Leilany 8:31

And feelings.

Ryan 8:31

I'm Dr Phil on this one.

Kyle 8:33

You're Dr Phil, jesus, fucking Christ. Like you're one to talk buddy. What does that mean? I mean You're fucking butting in On my conversation, man.

Leilany 8:45

I'm sorry, see your way out, bro. You didn't say that line, right, but cool.

Kyle 8:51

No, this is an A-B conversation. See your way out. Yeah, I didn't mean to say that, I was just saying get the fuck out.

Leilany 8:59

Cool.

Kyle 9:00

All right, you know what I remember, lanius.

Leilany 9:02

Tell me your perspective, Kyle. I would love to hear that.

Kyle 9:05

We were in not this apartment, but almost pretty similar yeah, our producer Eric's old apartment. Yep, I remember that I met you. They were playing fucking Spanish music. Didn't know what the fuck was going on.

Leilany 9:17

Don't remember that, but I bet we were salsaing, we were dancing. Were, we dancing.

Kyle 9:21

Oh yeah.

Leilany 9:22

There's videos. There's videos. I've seen the videos.

Kyle 9:26

Eric, get on the mic right now.

Leilany 9:28

Get out of. Here Was Kyle and I dancing.

Kyle 9:30

Yes, get on the mic right now, ryan, you weren't even fucking there I've seen the videos what happened, Eric?

Leilany 9:35

Do y'all just take videos of me and just watch my?

Kyle 9:37

videos. Were we dancing, oh, in your living room.

Leilany 9:41

Were we dancing? Yeah, I swear, I thought Kyle was dancing with your girl, eric.

Ryan 9:48

Who the fuck is short girl, your girl, his girl.

Leilany 9:51

Eric's girl. I said your girl.

Ryan 9:53

All these are short girls.

Kyle 9:54

What the fuck is that, and then nothing.

Leilany 9:59

Nothing happened. Yo, this feels like narrating a story. It's like a book, an audio book. Yo, this feels like narrating a story.

Kyle 10:06

It's like a book, an audiobook.

Leilany 10:07

I was wondering what do you think of me, Leila? Why don't you like me very much? Are you offended?

Kyle 10:10

that nothing happened. No, I'm not offended. I'm trying to get a female's perspective other than Eric's girl, because she's a fucking asshole Damn, she's an asshole to me Damn you should see her face. She's sitting right next to me.

Leilany 10:22

Literally. You should see her face. She's sitting right next to me.

Kyle 10:24

Literally right next to him, just off camera. Why doesn't everybody like me?

Leilany 10:29

Because you're a fucking asshole.

Kyle 10:31

I'm an asshole.

Leilany 10:32

You are a fucking asshole Like bad.

Kyle 10:36

Give me an example how.

Leilany 10:38

Oh, my God.

Kyle 10:39

I feel like I'm so nice. You're just like a nice guy, just like a big lovable guy.

Leilany 10:44

No, you know what I learned from this podcast.

Kyle 10:46

What.

Leilany 10:46

I've learned a little bit about you, Kyle. What?

Kyle 10:48

did you learn about me?

Leilany 10:49

I genuinely believe that maybe you used to be a nice guy and some girl fucked your heart up so bad Something happened. That you fucking hate women at this point. Yes, he hates women.

Kyle 10:59

at this point she's calling me a fucking incel.

Leilany 11:01

now I know, I like.

Kyle 11:03

Whoa.

Leilany 11:03

You treat me like straight fucking oh my, oh, my goodness, garbage. Garbage and Like.

Ryan 11:12

When I first met you, I was told to butt out. I'm butting out.

Leilany 11:14

When I first met you, I thought you was cool. Oh I am, but then Okay, but then you got shitty as time went on, so I was like I swear. But then, as you know I don't know if it was the Amazon chick you told us about that you were working with Big titties and blonde hair. But somebody fucking hurt you. And now you like. Can't be nice to a woman 100%.

Ryan 11:33

No.

Leilany 11:35

What I believe.

Ryan 11:36

Damn. So what's my fucking problem then?

Kyle 11:38

Yeah, yeah, what's my fucking?

Ryan 11:40

problem then.

Kyle 11:41

We have a female on the podcast for the first time. We're just trying to get a female's opinion on either of us. Well, I know you have problems and you hate women. That's not true. I just think, maybe I think I may think you hate women, though okay awesome but I 100 kyle does because he's been hurt in the past.

Ryan 12:00

Thank you like this man. Thank you so much, thank you so much. Therapy. Thank you so much, thank you.

Leilany 12:06

Women can be great. I'm sorry that someone fucked your life up.

Kyle 12:08

Women can also be fucking awful.

Leilany 12:10

Exactly so. You probably just met an awful woman Just like men, mm-hmm, you've had some bad boyfriends. Fuck yeah.

Kyle 12:17

Tell me about them.

Leilany 12:19

Damn. You want to hear about my past boyfriends?

Kyle 12:22

That's kind of that's a heavy question, not really. I want to keep talking about me a little bit. Okay, go for it.

Ryan 12:27

What Kyle is trying to ask is what is so wrong with Kyle?

Kyle 12:30

Well, apparently I'm an asshole and I hate women. Yeah, that's the problem.

Leilany 12:34

I mean literally the last time I saw Kyle. You know what happened.

Kyle 12:37

What happened.

Leilany 12:38

Last time I saw him was at a Halloween party party? Oh, I don't yeah, you remember that fucking shit I didn't, I didn't come to this one ryan was not there, not come to the. I didn't come to this one. It was not this past halloween, with one beforehand.

Leilany 12:51

The first thing kyle tells me yeah is something along the lines like wow, I didn't know we were supposed to dress like sluts today and I was like oh no. Immediately I was like I don't fuck with this dude, I don't fuck with this. And I was not the girl dressed the worst there. There was a lot of booty in that part Ooh, Spider-Man Me and Eric remember Spider-Man. I remember Spider-Man, oh my goodness. I remember Spider-Man.

Kyle 13:16

Your ass was fully hanging out. I mean your ass was out, I mean it don't hang, but it was out.

Leilany 13:30

It was out. Yeah, okay, so I was correct. Wow, wow, okay, no, you know what I think it is like.

Kyle 13:32

Everyone else is like oh, my goodness, you know what I think it is like. Um, maybe I get like too comfortable with somebody too quick and then I start talking how I usually talk and like with women, it just like goes over their heads. Um, maybe they don't understand what I'm saying.

Ryan 13:51

They're not onto and on your intellect no, maybe this.

Kyle 13:55

Uh, that was just. I played lani, that was just a joke, um, you did piss me the fuck off that night, though.

Leilany 14:02

I don't know if you picked up on that, but like I really spoke to me. I just walked out the room. I said, fuck this dude.

Kyle 14:08

I didn't pick up on it. I was drinking pretty heavily that night.

Leilany 14:10

I was pissed at you. I was talking shit to my two best friends. I was like, fuck this dude, I don't want to talk to him again. And here I am.

Kyle 14:18

Cause I didn't even dress up. I wore a skeleton t-shirt. I didn't know we were going to a halloween party and I had to dress up for it you know that same night you broke, you took like 30 or what I did a handful of beers I said we were. You said we were leaving and I was like all right, I'm gonna fucking take everything out of this ice chest, get the fuck out of here, and it was all and it was all glass and I was.

Kyle 14:39

I was running out with eric and one of the smirnoff Isis, slipped out and shattered all over the floor.

Leilany 14:44

I ran out of here. I did not know that. Yeah, suddenly I turned around and I couldn't find Brianna or Eric. And I texted Brianna. I was like girl, where'd you go? I was like damn, y'all didn't even say bye to me.

Kyle 14:53

Yeah, I think we had left Kind of hurt. You know what it is negging. It's like making negative comments, like about the girl like you want to think like. It's like saying rude stuff to make them like you more. Yeah, and I think I might just go too hard with it you do?

Ryan 15:20

I promise you, you're getting yourself down a rabbit hole right now, buddy no, it like it really.

Kyle 15:26

That's not the way to go with a woman, I promise but I feel like some women might like it, and maybe that's my right. Maybe that's the right woman for me, the one I can call a fucking slut anytime I want. No, I don't know, it's just. Maybe I take it too far sometimes and I don't mean to be mean, but apparently the way I say things sounds very mean. You are very mean the way I say it sounds mean.

Leilany 15:53

There's been like five times that I said I'm never going to speak to Kyle again.

Ryan 15:56

You have to take Kyle with a grain of salt.

Leilany 15:58

Yeah, you do, I mean he likes to.

Ryan 16:02

When he says something fucked up, he's not trying to be fucked up.

Kyle 16:06

I will almost 90, I'd say 90 to 95% of the time I'm never serious, Even with you guys. I've never really gotten deep with you. Ryan, what does?

Leilany 16:20

that mean, and we've known each other for three years. Y'all have an interesting relationship, me and Ryan Hell, yeah, you know who also has an interesting years, me and Ryan. Hell yeah.

Kyle 16:25

You know who also has an interesting relationship you and Ryan.

Leilany 16:28

What does that mean? I don't know. Ryan and I have not talked in a minute, so what's interesting about our relationship?

Kyle 16:35

Cool guy.

Leilany 16:36

Yo, I'm buzzed as fuck right now. I'm just going to say that.

Kyle 16:38

All right, man, chill out. We're on the fucking cast.

Ryan 16:46

I just want to know because I feel like I'm having an odd about it experience.

Kyle 16:49

Whoa, whoa. What does that mean? Me and Ryan, I think, have both shot our shot with you, correct?

Leilany 16:59

Get the fuck out of here. If y'all did, I'd be oblivious to it.

Kyle 17:03

Get the fuck out of here.

Leilany 17:04

Get, think whoa get the fuck out of here like that.

Kyle 17:10

Okay, now I feel like that bitch though very, uh, very hurtful, but that's fine we invited you on the cast I feel like eric did you and ryan have had more run-ins than me and you have had, I think, after the very first night where we salsed, where we salsed, that was kind of the end of it, and then we were kind of just like mean friends to each other.

Leilany 17:33

Well, let me tell you this. I will just say, and I don't want to put anybody under the bus here All right, but I did not have control at all of what happened that night I was no which night the first night we met all right with what ended up happening. I was blackout drunk. I'll just say that I don't even remember why don't?

Kyle 17:56

we don't have to bring up how the night ended, okay?

Leilany 17:58

well, I mean because I feel like that with that no, no. I was just saying no no because he heard what happened oh yeah, he heard apparently that was our only real like run-in, like that but, as you have seen, that's that shouldn't work out all right, well, you're bringing it up.

Kyle 18:15

We might as well fucking say it don't. I mean don't say you're, you were too blacked out to remember anything, because that seems very bad I actually, I actually was okay, like I really don, I actually was completely blacked out Like I really don't remember it.

Leilany 18:27

Okay, I know what happened because of Brianna, okay.

Kyle 18:31

So the night we met, the end of that night doesn't matter. I had nothing to do with this.

Leilany 18:36

No, no, no, he did not Just so my friends know. No.

History and Experiences

Kyle 18:39

Listening to this, I had nothing to do with it. That night ends. You meet Ryan.

Leilany 18:44

I guess I scared Kyle though you meet Ryan, you scared Kyle. I think I scared Kyle that night.

Kyle 18:49

He went apparently.

Leilany 18:50

I heard that he went running out of the place. He said, fuck this, I'm out of here.

Kyle 18:54

I literally sat on the couch with Brianna. I sat on the couch with Eric's girlfriend for like two hours just listening. I was fucking.

Leilany 19:05

Oh, did you like it? Do you like the way he's?

Kyle 19:07

on it? Hell, no, I said, that's weak. Did you touch yourself?

Leilany 19:09

to it later Weak sauce. I said so what you got?

Ryan 19:13

Bah bah bah, you're fucked, buddy, you're fucked.

Kyle 19:23

But then you met Ryan afterwards I don't even remember the first time and you guys have had way more Dare, I say Sexual run-ins, hell no Than we have had.

Leilany 19:34

Hell. No, ryan and I have never had sexual contact.

Kyle 19:37

Nope, that's not what I mean.

Leilany 19:40

Okay, then Elaborate buddy.

Kyle 19:42

But you guys have gotten closer than we have.

Leilany 19:44

Are we close, Ryan?

Kyle 19:46

Do we remember Epcot? We've gone to Epcot twice. All of us have gone to Epcot twice.

Leilany 19:50

There have been times where me, ryan Kyle and producer Eric hang out quite a bit, hang out for like a couple days.

Kyle 19:56

Eric's shaking his head.

Leilany 19:59

Yeah, it sounds like he got some memories.

Kyle 20:02

I don't have any memories.

Leilany 20:03

It sounds like he got some memories.

Ryan 20:05

I don't have any memories.

Leilany 20:06

I was blacked out too. No, you are not.

Ryan 20:08

No, no the fuck you are not.

Kyle 20:09

Well, now we've gone through me and Leilani's history, I just want to go through your and Ryan's history.

Leilany 20:12

I'd love to hear your thoughts about me and Ryan, Like what's the deal here?

Kyle 20:15

I just want to go through your history about how that worked itself out how we got through that.

Leilany 20:29

that that's right, because apparently I fucking suck. And then you know I suck too, buddy, I literally don't remember the first time that, ryan, do you remember Eric? Knows Epcot was it no this day I had to have mentioned before him who's Epcot?

Ryan 20:41

either Epcot or cows.

Leilany 20:42

Little birthday thing no, I knew you before. Cows, little bird thing.

Ryan 20:46

Was it after Epcot?

Leilany 20:48

How the hell are we going to meet after Epcot?

Ryan 20:51

I said was that after Epcot or was that before Epcot?

Leilany 20:53

Kyle's birthday thing that was after Epcot.

Ryan 20:57

So how did we meet Leilani?

Kyle 20:58

Shit, I don't remember, doesn't matter how you met, it matters what happened after.

Leilany 21:02

So tell us what is your perspective of what happened, because I literally don't know what the hell you're talking about. I remember that you caused Ryan and I to fight really bad, that's all I remember.

Kyle 21:12

No, you caused you and Ryan to fight.

Leilany 21:14

But you instigated that shit.

Kyle 21:15

How? What did you call Ryan that made him want to Uber home? I?

Leilany 21:19

ain't going to say that, but you know why I called Ryan that.

Kyle 21:21

Why.

Leilany 21:22

Because you asked me what was your first impression of Ryan, and I was honest.

Kyle 21:25

Yeah, you didn't have to be a dickhead about it. Dickhead about it. What the fuck did you want me to say lie, you were just. You say I'm mean. That was a very mean comment you made to ryan. I think you called him, uh, redneck or something, hell, no.

Leilany 21:38

Well, it's along those same lines, but no if you remember, if you remember the way that night went I told kyle. I was like no, I don't want to say what I'm going to say what I actually thought. And he was like do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.

Ryan 21:50

He said like 50 freaking sounds like how yeah, and he wouldn't shut the fuck up.

Leilany 21:54

So I said it just to get him to shut up. And then brian got really fucking pissed at me. He almost wanted to leave the fucking disney park. He was like done at that point. He blocked me on social media, all that shit I was yeah, but it was because kyle instigated that shit.

Kyle 22:09

Thank you.

Leilany 22:10

Thank you, we could be fine. We are fine. We are fine. Jesus Christ Making a mess out of everything he likes to fuck up people's relationships because he can't maintain one. Oh, she just called it a relationship. I mean relationships can be, I have a relationship with my sister. That's a relationship, ew, that's a relationship.

Kyle 22:31

Ew, that's fucking nasty.

Leilany 22:34

I hate you. Anyways, relationship doesn't have to be romantical.

Kyle 22:43

Or sexual.

Leilany 22:47

What was the last sexual experience you?

Kyle 22:48

had Leilani. Why do you want to know that you listen to the podcast? You know, me and Ryan are down in the dumps.

Ryan 22:55

Fuck yeah why you got to be so fucking vulgar. God damn, why'd he kick?

Kyle 23:01

a dog in the corner. What is?

Ryan 23:03

that.

Kyle 23:05

We're on a dirt hill with a snowboard.

Ryan 23:13

We are floating down shit creek with no paddle.

Kyle 23:14

Carlos is right there with you. I don't think his wife wouldn't.

Leilany 23:20

She wouldn't like that Sorry, I didn't mean to disrespect. Oh, ryan's got you in his dick, nuts.

Kyle 23:29

You're sexually active Am.

Leilany 23:31

I yeah? No, at this point, actually no. Am I yeah? No, at this point, actually no, I'm not. The last time I had sex was like August.

Kyle 23:38

What happened to your Damn?

Leilany 23:40

What do you mean? Damn Damn. Well, you know I tell you how many months is that?

Kyle 23:45

That's almost that's coming up on eight months, nine months.

Ryan 23:48

That's eight months.

Leilany 23:50

It's been a little bit of a dry spell.

Kyle 23:52

This is what we're trying to do. We're trying to normalize women talking about sexual experiences. I love to fuck. We all do.

Leilany 24:01

I'm a human being. We all love to fuck.

Kyle 24:04

Everybody loves to fuck.

Ryan 24:07

Thank you Eric, thank you buddy.

Kyle 24:10

August. What happened to the? I think last time I saw you you Thank you, buddy, August. What happened to the? I think last time I saw you, you showed me your fucking.

Leilany 24:15

Yeah, you had a boyfriend. Chunk, yeah, fuck, no.

Ryan 24:18

But, he was, yeah, the guy you met at church or whatever the fuck you were doing.

Kyle 24:23

Yeah, he looked like a chunk-ass.

Ryan 24:25

No, no, no, I got a weird memory.

Kyle 24:26

No, I didn't know, I showed y'all him.

Leilany 24:28

You showed me him no.

Kyle 24:29

I got to remember, I remember.

Ryan 24:31

He was a big boy.

Leilany 24:32

He's like Kyle, he was bigger than me.

Ryan 24:36

I didn't know, he was bigger than you, maybe not bigger.

Kyle 24:38

He was softer than me. He was softer.

Leilany 24:42

What happened with him. This is really bad.

Kyle 24:45

Why you said deceased no this is oh, I thought he was a deceased. I was like God damn he died.

Leilany 24:50

Now I feel bad. I was like Daniel. Yeah, he died in the middle of sex.

Ryan 24:54

No, Damn, he fell out from a fucking heart attack.

Leilany 24:57

Yeah, he came so fucking hard, he fucking died.

Kyle 25:00

God and I said what the?

Leilany 25:02

fuck, am I going to do with the body now? No, actually, this is like really bad. Y'all are bringing up some shit right now um, so I found out. So he was the last guy that I was with and it was in august. The last sexual experience I had, um I found out he was married anal.

Kyle 25:18

Oh so well he was married.

Ryan 25:19

He was married y'all. Do you have kids?

Leilany 25:21

no, he didn't well, nice no, actually I think he did yeah he did have kids, yeah he had a kid.

Kyle 25:27

He didn't have any contact with damn yeah, with the same woman he was married to or a different one? No a different woman.

Leilany 25:34

Yeah that was a shit show.

Kyle 25:37

How the fuck was that dude getting pussy? That dude? He's doing something better than we are buddy.

Leilany 25:42

I mean he knew how to talk to someone. Nice, I'll say that.

Kyle 25:45

He'll just be nice, I mean.

Ryan 25:47

Kyle is a nice fucking guy that shit's fucking cliche though, bro.

Kyle 25:51

It is cliche, that's fucking cliche. Why do I always got to be nice to fucking everybody?

Leilany 25:58

Fuck that. I mean that might have to do with being a good person, or whatever.

Ryan 26:01

Kyle's a great guy. He's a good person. Thank you, Ryan. Kyle's a good person.

Leilany 26:05

It did surprise me. When he hugged me earlier. I was like oh, he wants to start off on my right foot, I guess.

Kyle 26:09

And you said be careful, because why?

Leilany 26:11

Why? Because I got my nipples pierced last week. I didn't even give you a hug.

Ryan 26:16

I just waved at you and I said hello.

Leilany 26:17

Yeah, what the fuck? What does that have to do with my nipples being pierced?

Ryan 26:21

He's a nicer guy than I am. I didn't give you a hug, I just said hello, I gave, I asked.

Leilany 26:26

Kyle to be careful hugging me and he goes. Why? And I was honest, I said I got my hair pierced last week.

Kyle 26:29

Yeah, you got your hair pierced last week. Why would you do that? Why?

Leilany 26:32

Because I love piercings, so I have at this moment nine piercings.

Ryan 26:38

I do love Teddy piercings. That's my dad.

Leilany 26:41

Are you mad that I flashed Eric's girl and not you?

Ryan 26:45

I did want to say Wait what I flashed, eric's- girlfriend.

Kyle 26:50

Oh yeah.

Ryan 26:50

He saw it twice now. I didn't see it. I didn't see it.

Leilany 26:53

I didn't see it the second time. No, he saw it. Eric's girlfriend saw it. She saw full nipples, titties, everything. Ooh, don't flash me, y'all were literally standing behind me when I did it.

Kyle 27:05

We're on YouTube, I know.

Ryan 27:06

I saw it.

Leilany 27:06

You saw me lift up my shirt.

Ryan 27:08

Yes, Are you mad? Yes, that's what I said. I'm not mad. I said shh Free the nips. I'm always down for the nips. Ryan.

Kyle 27:15

Free the nips. That's twice now.

Leilany 27:16

I'm not a hoe, I didn't see it.

Kyle 27:18

But which one do you prefer? No piercings or piercings, piercings, tits Like strictly talking tits here. Tick tock, tick tock. It's piercings, it's piercings and one mole on their tit.

Leilany 27:43

Yo moles look sexy on tits, Moles One mole on their tit. That's sexy as well, oh, my fucking God. Disclaimer I am bisexual.

Ryan 27:51

You have not shown me that I've never seen a mole on the tip of my tongue.

Kyle 27:54

What do you mean Sexy Like one single mole on the top of a bitch's tit.

Ryan 27:57

Selena.

Leilany 27:58

Gomez has one.

Kyle 27:59

Yeah, if I could see Selena Gomez's tits no, but I'm saying, like Jesus, she's hot.

Leilany 28:07

Hell yeah, she is she's? Hot Hell, yeah, she is.

Kyle 28:10

That's my woman, yeah she's hot Tits are very hot, but the the love of my life In high school For four years. I think I've told you about her.

Ryan 28:19

Oh damn.

Kyle 28:19

Loved her for all four years Of high school. Friends owned me, didn't touch or see anything.

Leilany 28:24

Is that why you're a dick to women?

Kyle 28:25

Didn't touch or see anything.

Leilany 28:26

It is I loved her man.

Ryan 28:27

I think it's traumatizing. No, it is.

Kyle 28:29

But she had a mole Like right on the top Inside of one of her tits and it was like it ended up being like the hottest thing.

Leilany 28:38

Ever. I wish I had a mole Ever.

Kyle 28:40

Oh my god. It compares to fucking Pierce tits. It compares to the Pierce nipples. I'd put them right at the same level.

Leilany 28:49

It looks like Ryan's about to go into Cardiac arrest with his new information.

Kyle 28:53

No, no, because you're looking at moles as very unattractive.

Ryan 28:58

On their tits. Well, I'm just looking at moles. Because I see somebody with a mole on their fucking face, I'm staring at it. It's not on their face. I'm staring at the mole the whole time. I can't fucking look away from it.

Leilany 29:06

Well as we know, ryan likes to stare at weird things. As I sat down, he was like you got your toes out that was crazy, he was checking on my toes.

Kyle 29:15

You say you might be a foot guy.

Leilany 29:17

Are you a foot guy?

Ryan 29:18

To each his own. My brother, he's a foot guy.

Kyle 29:21

Thank you, you're coming out.

Leilany 29:23

You're coming out as a foot guy.

Kyle 29:25

He found out.

Leilany 29:26

Ryan likes feet. What about you, Kyle? What is your weird kink?

Kyle 29:30

A beautiful personality. No, that is not Kyle. That is not Kyle Eric had a cute ass.

Leilany 29:34

He knew, he knew that is not. He knew you was going to say some garbage.

Ryan 29:38

He knew, he knew, you're crazy.

Kyle 29:40

Crazy. What do I look for in a woman?

Leilany 29:43

What do you look?

Kyle 29:44

for Somebody. I can control 100%.

Leilany 29:47

What the fuck? Red flag ladies, red flags, run, run.

Kyle 29:52

Somebody I can make do anything I want.

Ryan 29:56

You just want to fucking have fun and just be left alone. I'm scared Ryan knows and just be left completely alone.

Leilany 30:01

Ryan, you and I are going to have to trade seats because I'm freaking scared of this man. No, no, he's fine, he's fine.

Kyle 30:06

I thought about that when we were setting this up Just right in the middle of us leaning over and talking to each other.

Ryan 30:12

I think it would be weird if Leilani was sitting over there leaning like this. I think I would have been excluded from the conversation.

Kyle 30:18

Now you have to be in the conversation.

Leilany 30:20

You were smart with this one.

Kyle 30:22

Like I said, it's not like we don't know each other. It's not like you're a brand new person coming in and we're saying wild shit like this, no person coming in and we're saying wild shit like this.

Leilany 30:32

No, you know the wild shit. Honestly, that's genuinely why I listen to this podcast, because I know you guys and I know what to expect. I don't listen to other podcasts like this is the one podcast I religiously listen to he's about to leave the room, but pretend it's not happening.

Kyle 30:43

Go ahead. Well, way to bring it up javier's leaving. Javier, you gotta take a piss.

Leilany 30:49

Oh yeah.

Kyle 30:53

He shook his head with vigor. He's like yeah. I'm dizzy as fuck right now that was fucking four shots of Tito's right before the water.

Leilany 31:01

Dizzy as fuck. No, I'm good. If you know me, I'm always the one that's gonna deny water. People are gonna be like like Lonnie you need to get better, you need to control yourself. You gotta go home, I'm gonna be like fuck that.

Ryan 31:11

Well, actually, leilani, last time I saw you, Huh, huh, what'd you call me.

Leilany 31:14

I'm sorry, she doesn't like Leilani. I don't like being called Leilani. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay, thank you.

Ryan 31:19

My buddy friends. His mom's name is Leilani and we call her.

Leilany 31:23

Miss Lonnie, I know Only my family calls me that. So that's the only people.

Ryan 31:35

I tolerate from Keep going, ryan. What were you going to say? I was going to say last time I saw you, I think I ended up in the bathtub.

Kyle 31:40

Yes, you did, oh my.

Ryan 31:41

God, that was a crazy freaking night, that fucked up night when I ended up in the bathtub Yo okay.

Leilany 31:46

So what up happening is like I mean, this is kind of how we chill. We always like come to eric's place and we just hang out we come to eric's place. We come at eric's place yeah, we do, I know I have jesus I don't think I came anyway you said you.

Ryan 32:03

You said you were blacked out.

Leilany 32:04

You wouldn't remember yo yo may or may have not, probably didn't.

Kyle 32:10

We should stay away from Blackout coming that you don't remember.

Ryan 32:16

You want.

Leilany 32:18

Anyway, anyway, okay, so we go, we come and we hang out at Eric's place. We do all kinds of things here. Oh wait, no, that sounds worse. Anyway, we hang out at Eric's place.

Ryan 32:27

Pineapples, everywhere Pineapples and upside down pineapples everywhere.

Kyle 32:31

None of us are married.

Leilany 32:33

Ryan drank a little too much and what ended up happening is he was the one that was blackout drunk that night.

Ryan 32:39

I was, I was he suddenly gets.

Leilany 32:41

He's like passed out sleeping on the couch. Suddenly he's like he gets up. I gotta fucking pee. He goes to the bathroom and we're like is this dude okay? He like it's been like 15 minutes. Don't know where the hell he is, I don't remember who.

Kyle 32:59

Someone goes looking for him and the man is sleeping in the fucking bathtub. It was your roommate and his girlfriend came home. Oh yeah, and they needed to use the bathroom and his girlfriend walked into the bathroom.

Leilany 33:06

His girlfriend walked into the bathroom.

Kyle 33:09

Ryan was passed out in the bathtub and we knew he was passed out in the bathtub because, we checked on him. But then she walked in and was like everything's wet, Everything's wet in here.

Leilany 33:21

Everything was wet, including Ryan's pants.

Ryan 33:24

I pissed myself. I did.

Kyle 33:25

Okay, I'll admit it, I did, you did not just piss yourself, you tried to piss everywhere he pissed all.

Leilany 33:32

No, I didn't Not in the toilet. Around it, Kyle it wasn't tried.

Ryan 33:35

I pissed everywhere.

Leilany 33:36

Yeah, you pissed everywhere Not on purpose no.

Ryan 33:39

No, no. I have a very gray moment of trying to piss in the toilet and my forehead ended up in the bathroom.

Leilany 33:46

Get the fuck out of here. That's funny.

Kyle 33:48

I've never been like a drunk pisser like that. Have you ever like pissed your bed or your pants like after a night of drinking?

Leilany 33:58

I've never been like a drunk pee guy. You pissed yourself on I-4. But I will say I was not drunk.

Kyle 34:01

I just couldn't pull over on the fucking road.

Leilany 34:02

You pissed yourself on I-4?.

Kyle 34:04

I had the pee in my truck.

Ryan 34:05

I didn't even know this story. What is the story? I pissed myself on fucking 95 coming back from Jacksonville.

Kyle 34:13

Am I the only one that hasn't pissed herself on the road? Yeah, dude, I was in road work late at night when they closed down lanes and shit, nowhere to pull over. I was not drinking, I just had to pee very bad and I didn't think I could hold it and I was like there's nowhere to pull over at, no shoulder, nothing, it's all closed. So I Fucking bit the bullet and I pissed In my fucking that's crazy In my driver's seat. What did?

Leilany 34:45

you. What did you say? Not even like in a bottle, you just pissed your pants. I couldn't no.

Ryan 34:49

God.

Kyle 34:50

Cal, what happened when you were in the I'd have so much shame.

Ryan 34:52

What happened in the middle of pissing? You heard it trickling underneath the seat.

Kyle 34:57

I have cloth seats and I could hear it dropping onto the floor of the car through the chair. No.

Leilany 35:05

Get out.

Kyle 35:07

That shit is fucking nasty. It smelled like piss, for I swear to God, like two months. That shit is fucking nasty. It smelled like piss, for I swear to god, like two months. Especially in the Florida heat it smelled terrible the Florida heat will fuck up any smell and it was my now dead grandpa's truck, and I felt very ashamed.

Kyle 35:24

I felt very ashamed of myself, for I had to look up and say I'm fucking so sorry, grandpa. I had to piss and I pissed all over you your spirit is in this truck and I pissed on you and I said fuck, I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry, grandpa, fuck.

Leilany 35:41

I miss you so much. Shut the fuck up. Did you just start crying after you peed? Yeah, no, I didn't give a fuck, you didn't give fucked. Man, I did care that my fucking car smelled like piss for three months.

Ryan 35:55

Yeah, that's pretty rough. Pretty rough Happens to the best of us buddy.

Kyle 35:57

Yeah, don't take the high road. You also pissed your car, I did.

Leilany 36:01

Damn, I'm the only one that can hold their bladder here today, that's funny, because women usually can't.

Kyle 36:07

Women have smaller bladders.

Ryan 36:08

That's why they piss so much. No, women have smaller bladders.

Leilany 36:11

That's why they piss so much I piss myself in my car.

Ryan 36:13

And then I lived in an elevator. You lived in an elevator. I lived in an apartment that had an elevator.

Leilany 36:19

Damn Ryan, that's a new kind of poor. Damn.

Ryan 36:25

No, I pissed myself in the elevator too. You told me this.

Kyle 36:28

I forgot you did that, I pissed myself in the elevator.

Ryan 36:31

You pissed in the elevator up to your me.

Kyle 36:31

This I forgot you did that.

Ryan 36:31

I pissed myself in the elevator, in the elevator up to your apartment drunk pisser like this is always something you do no no well I yeah, yeah yeah, yeah you are, yeah, oh god, yeah, I pissed myself in the elevator and then somebody got on directly after me and I just ran to my apartment.

Leilany 36:48

I I just ran inside. Shit, they didn't say anything to you.

Ryan 36:52

I ran inside and just locked the door.

Kyle 36:53

Yeah, once a drunk pisser, always a drunk pisser, for sure.

Leilany 36:57

That's fucking nasty.

Ryan 37:00

You were a drunk pisser too, apparently.

Kyle 37:03

I wasn't drunk, damn. I was not driving, he was struggling, he was on the struggle bus. Motherfucker.

Leilany 37:11

I. He was on the struggle bus, Motherfucker. I was just in road work, I was in construction. Man Damn, talking about this makes me want to pee, but I'm chilling. I kind of got to pee a little bit.

Kyle 37:16

Well.

Ryan 37:17

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Kyle 37:18

Leilani, what did you want to come on here and talk about?

Ryan 37:22

Yeah, you got the floor right now.

Kyle 37:24

I don't know if you wanted to come on here, but no, I really didn't, I just really really love Eric.

Ryan 37:29

Yeah, we forced you on. If you only love Eric, you don't love me, and Kyle, y'all are fucking assholes to me.

Leilany 37:36

What Kyle said. What the fuck did I do? No, it's literally gotten to the point that I'm genuinely scared to come into contact with Kyle Whoa.

Kyle 37:44

I'm so serious.

Leilany 37:46

I'm like fuck, what am I going to do when Kyle sees me? He's going to be an asshole. What am I going to say? I'm genuinely afraid of seeing Kyle.

Kyle 37:51

She's thinking a rebuttal. She's thinking a comeback.

Ryan 37:53

That's fine, I'll take that. I'll take that. I'm scared of Kyle.

Kyle 37:57

See, but our energy has like since that first time, it's never sexual no, I'm just a dickhead.

Ryan 38:03

No, no, no see, we're friends.

Kyle 38:05

No cows, and I'm a butt and I'm a dickhead and I'm a dickhead to my friends, the only thing time that that's happened.

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Leilany 38:11

I remember there was one time eric being a mr little instigator over there too was we were at epcot and he goes. Oh um, he goes to meet leilani. If you were stuck on a stranded island and you had the option to procreate with kyle or ryan, who would you pick? I said kyle yeah, I said kyle, because I'm not gonna like.

Kyle 38:31

Kyle is my type, but he scares me but if we were on an island, just together? But if we were on a stranded island? There's nobody else things would happen.

Leilany 38:40

Yeah, I can't believe. I'm admitting that On a podcast right now.

Kyle 38:42

I'm sorry, ryan, what's?

Leilany 38:43

so fucked up about me? There ain't nothing wrong with you. What's so fucked up about?

Ryan 38:48

me. I'm saying what is, what's so?

Kyle 38:52

fucked up. I remember this. I vaguely remember this the hot mic right now.

Leilany 38:56

What's so fucked up about me? We were standing in Canada, we were drinking Nothing's fucked up about you.

Kyle 39:00

If we had another girl in here that liked your type, she would pick you Some weird chick that likes short redhead.

Ryan 39:09

I'm gonna fuck you up. I feel like he's a brunette. I'm a brunette.

Kyle 39:13

Why do you call him a redhead? Look at it in the light.

Leilany 39:17

I mean, we're in the fucking light right now. That's brown hair, right, but you can see the red tinge, that's brown hair he got, but you can see the red tinge. That's brown hair. He got maybe a little bit of natural highlights, but that's brown hair.

Kyle 39:27

Yeah.

Leilany 39:28

They know him right about it.

Ryan 39:29

My mom is strawberry blonde, and then my brother and sister are gingers.

Leilany 39:33

I'm a little afraid of you knowing what a strawberry blonde is, but okay.

Kyle 39:36

Ooh, strawberry blonde's pretty hot.

Ryan 39:39

My mom was a strawberry mom, Leilani, sir, what we?

Kyle 39:42

really brought you on here is for some advice. Okay, some womanly advice, tell me, because Brianna sucks at it. We'll start. Stop, wait no, eric's girlfriend, our producer's girlfriend.

Leilany 39:54

Our producer's girlfriend sucks at it before she writes.

Kyle 39:55

You say, she sucks at it Well, but they have been together for a very long time, long ass time. Leilani is in the dating scene. Yes, I am very single right now. See, but I don't know how much I trust you, because you're on quite a bit of a dry spell yourself. I don't trust you at all. You haven't squirted in how long.

Leilany 40:12

Oh my god.

Ryan 40:13

I never said I haven't squirted, I just haven't maybe squirted with somebody else.

Leilany 40:17

You ain't been with the right man. I'm trying to find a nice, good guy that make me squirt Like what's good. That's the thing. You gotta be nice to me, you gotta treat me with respect and then I'm gonna be like Fuck. Well, that's fuck, bro, jesus.

Ryan 40:32

What Jesus Jesus.

Leilany 40:36

That's why it pays to be nice to women. Dude it pays.

Ryan 40:39

I'm always nice.

Kyle 40:40

I'm always nice to fucking women Cause, then they, then they squirt on you.

Leilany 40:43

Hell yeah, we're going to look at you and be like, damn, I'm going to fuck that dude.

Ryan 40:46

Well, you know what happens after they squirt on me. What happens, I'm going to eat their ass. Oh, all right, jesus.

Kyle 40:52

Ryan.

Leilany 40:53

I mean, I don't know why hey? Hey, I don't know why you're.

Kyle 40:59

I love getting my ass ate, ryan, this is a family show, oh Jesus.

Leilany 41:03

This is not family for me it's never been, not from day one.

Ryan 41:07

What did I always tell you you?

Kyle 41:08

love eating ass.

Ryan 41:09

What did I tell you when a bitch walks by with a fat ass?

Kyle 41:11

You said I'd eat her ass.

Ryan 41:12

I would tongue punch the shit out of her fart box.

Leilany 41:15

Fuck. No, you don't say that shit, Ryan. Yeah, I do Yo you freaky.

Kyle 41:20

You get all. Yeah, Freaky little boy.

Leilany 41:23

Okay, my respect went up a little bit.

Kyle 41:25

You're a little brown.

Leilany 41:26

You want to eat ass.

Kyle 41:26

Kyle, I never have.

Ryan 41:29

I've never had. I love ass. I've never, I do.

Leilany 41:31

Yo, I respect this man for that. I do, I do, I respect it, I showed.

Ryan 41:37

Kyle a video earlier of a bitch with a white girl with a fat ass. He said it was disgusting.

Kyle 41:42

No, it was not, it was not a girl.

Leilany 41:45

It was not a white girl with a fat ass.

Kyle 41:48

It was a white girl with 50 pounds of implanted ass.

Ryan 41:54

You don't like big girls. I think that sounds like you don't like fake girls.

Kyle 41:57

Fake girls bro.

Ryan 42:00

Her ass was not fake, you showed.

Kyle 42:01

Eric the video correct. Yes, I did, eric was not fake. You showed Eric the video correct.

Ryan 42:04

Yes, I did.

Kyle 42:04

Eric, was that fake? Why you gotta pull me?

Leilany 42:08

into it. I feel like that's how all of our conversations go.

Ryan 42:18

Because this motherfucker believes that that ass he showed us was real.

Kyle 42:20

Regardless or not, I don't care. I don't care, ryan doesn't care.

Leilany 42:22

I don't care, I do, he said, if his big is big.

Kyle 42:25

Bro, you want, like a Kim K, full diaper ass. Ew, it's fucking hateful. I don't know what this bitch look like.

Leilany 42:32

Your thighs. Sweetie honeys, ladies out there, your thighs need to match your ass. Who the fuck told you your fat fucking ass with your skinny little thighs looks good that I fucking told you your fat fucking ass with your skinny little thighs.

Ryan 42:45

Looks good. That shit don't look good. I agree with that. 100,000%. Bitch I agree with that. I do agree with that. Fuck out of here with that shit. I do agree with that.

Kyle 42:52

Our audience is 100% male, so you're speaking into the void right now.

Leilany 42:56

I mean, I'm not a male and I'm in party mode.

Kyle 42:59

Right, you're reaching no female listeners, but what advice would you give us?

Leilany 43:07

We got off topic here.

Kyle 43:10

Advice. Sorry, we'll start with Ryan. We've been fucking starting with me the whole time. It didn't bother me. We'll start with Ryan. What can Ryan do to fucking get him some pussy other than pay money? Other than pay money, other than pay?

Leilany 43:23

money. No, I'm not going to lie. That stripper story was fucking crazy. The fact that you couldn't get it up for a stripper.

Ryan 43:29

That shit was crazy. I couldn't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I was a little intimidated, that's all right. That's all right.

Leilany 43:34

I was astonished when I heard that story. That's all right, is your it?

Kyle 43:39

happens to everyone. It happens to everyone.

Ryan 43:41

No.

Leilany 43:42

No it happens to everybody.

Ryan 43:43

It stays right.

Leilany 43:44

I understand.

Ryan 43:46

It stays right.

Leilany 43:47

Okay, well, let me tell you about Ryan, the problem with Ryan.

Ryan 43:51

What is my problem?

Leilany 43:56

Let's start with the problems and then we'll work our way up to the good stuff. I will give credit to you and Carlos. You have already kind of nailed it on the head.

Kyle 44:01

Thank you.

Leilany 44:04

The problem is, ryan, you think about like you know what you wear and you think of like expensive stuff. The problem is that expensive stuff you wear don't ever match.

Kyle 44:13

You wear some out of whack shit you're saying his swag is one of the reasons he's not getting books I love you, ryan, but it's whack okay, because you just think about the price.

Leilany 44:23

Like you have to think about how good the things you wear go together. And let me tell you I know some things about ryan that maybe other people don't want to know.

Ryan 44:32

But what the fuck does that mean?

Leilany 44:34

I'm gonna tell you the times that we have gone to epcot. It's been like well, I don't have enough clothes, so I'm gonna wear the same outfit for three days. That shit is nasty Girls. Okay, it doesn't matter what a girl is into. At the end of the day, every girl loves a clean-ass man. And I see you over here wearing the same outfit three days in a row.

Kyle 44:54

Thank you. I'm sorry, preach, preach soul sister. I'm sorry, preach soul sister. Like sorry, sister, like sorry, but if you, if you go on a trip, you got a plan what you're gonna wear, what cologne, you're gonna wear all that stuff right, every lady, it doesn't matter what your type is.

Leilany 45:10

Every lady loves a clean man right, but you gotta bring it.

Kyle 45:15

You can't just talk about weird, you gotta bring up the bad stuff first bad stuff first, and then you bring it up to the good stuff.

Leilany 45:24

Bad stuff first and then you bring it up to the good stuff. He needs a beer after that.

Kyle 45:26

I'm tired, I need a beer, I need a Roboto. So all you're saying is, if he dressed better, he could get more pussy.

Leilany 45:35

I think personally for me, like I can't speak for everybody, but for me I love a man with some swagger and, like you know, Ryan, you need to think about your outfits a little bit more.

Ryan 45:46

I got to change my outfits.

Leilany 45:47

Yeah, you got to think about it a little bit more. I mean you be like Mr Mixed Match. I like how she just said all that. He's like thank you, I know right, I'm like, I'm not saying I'm nice. I think you got potential.

Kyle 46:04

I like right now. But what the fuck with the red shoes with it like that don't make no sense to me.

Leilany 46:08

The hat goes so, so right, so if you put some more effort into your wardrobe, okay, okay, this is, this is constructive, hey I got you more effort into your wardrobe I mean it is beneficial for you to hear a tire opinion of a woman she said, she think you could probably get more pussy.

Kyle 46:21

Yep, I think, just more.

Leilany 46:22

That's a bet that's a that's doable.

Kyle 46:22

That's a no I'm not giving you of a woman. She said she think you could probably get more pussy. Yep, I think you could Just more.

Leilany 46:26

That's a bet, that's a that's doable, that's a no, I'm not giving you, like you, fucking ugly you'll never get no bitches.

Kyle 46:30

That's not what I'm saying. Oh, so you're saying he's hot?

Leilany 46:34

I mean, I don't think I'm saying that either, but Saying just more, I like hefty men. I'm going to just say that, and Ryan's a little skinny thing.

Kyle 46:42

You guys are the same size, same size.

Leilany 46:44

I mean, yeah, that's problematic. You've got to like I don't want to feel like if I sit on your lap I'm going to suffocate you. You know, I feel like I would suffocate Ryan.

Ryan 46:50

You would not suffocate me, you would not suffocate me.

Leilany 46:58

This bitch is going nuts. I Hell yeah, If anything, Leilani.

Ryan 47:02

I would suffocate you.

Kyle 47:03

You wouldn't know what to do. You wouldn't know what to do To win what?

Ryan 47:06

You wouldn't know what to do. I'll just tell you this you wouldn't know what to do you wouldn't know what the fuck was going on.

Kyle 47:12

She wouldn't be able to breathe.

Leilany 47:13

Would I be blackout drunk again?

Ryan 47:16

Again. What the fuck? All right.

Kyle 47:22

All right, slander, that is slander, that is absolute slander. I agree with you that time.

Ryan 47:29

You wouldn't know what to do.

Kyle 47:31

There is no rebuttal. We're just asking a female's opinion About what would help.

Ryan 47:37

For us to get girls. My male opinion we will do this.

Kyle 47:42

Ryan, we will do this after you and me both. She said a better wardrobe, more thought into your clothes.

Leilany 47:49

You're not an unattractive guy, that's his biggest thing holding him back?

Kyle 47:54

Is that his biggest thing holding him back? You think?

Leilany 47:56

Yeah, I think so. I think he needs to take more care of himself. Okay.

Kyle 48:01

Take it, take it, sit on it, leilani. What about me?

Leilany 48:07

Goddamn.

Kyle 48:09

What is my Weeva? You already said I'm a fucking asshole. Honestly, that's the only thing. I'm just an asshole.

Leilany 48:16

Yeah, I think you just take it too far, where a woman cannot even get interested in the idea of you.

Kyle 48:21

I say idea, you probably can't even have babies, bitch yeah, he'd be like.

Leilany 48:25

I mean, first of all, that's the red flag for me immediately if you start referring to women as bitch, immediately I do say bitch a lot he loves to say bitch immediately. No, thank you nothing and like I'm gonna say, like I said before, kyle actually is my type. He's a big boy. I like my big boys and I like my big boys with beards.

Relationships and Body Insecurities

Kyle 48:44

Kyle got a beard In more ways than one. Oh okay, but the problem is you actually treat people like women specifically. I treat women bad.

Leilany 48:57

Women don't want to be treated like garbage.

Kyle 49:00

I treat women bad.

Leilany 49:01

Yeah, you do, like I said earlier before we started you have some really pretty freaking eyes.

Kyle 49:06

All right. So we both know our character flaws in trying to get women your personality needs to improve. Fashion Wardrobe.

Leilany 49:12

Fashion that's the word Needs to improve.

Kyle 49:15

Now is your time for rebuttal, Ryan. Okay, buddy, what are you? Because she's not Ryan. You better cook, Ryan. You better cook, dude. Like we said, she said August was the last time. It's not like she's fucking on the regular. You better cook, dude.

Leilany 49:34

I swear to God I'm not going to lie. I could be on the regular, oh yeah.

Kyle 49:38

Here we go, Ryan. How do you think she could get a man? Because she don't got a man. We go, Ryan. How do you think she could get a man? Because she don't got a man.

Ryan 49:43

I'm not getting all laid on at all.

Leilany 49:45

I'm talking about my rebuttal you wish you could get on me, go ahead.

Ryan 49:48

Go ahead, Ryan. I would fuck you days and nights up. You wouldn't even know what the fuck you're doing. I want to hear your rebuttal. Go ahead, I would fuck you days and nights up. Why can't Leilani get a man? I just tell you how it is. I dress the way that I dress.

Kyle 50:01

Come on man.

Ryan 50:01

Don't defend it.

Leilany 50:04

I want to dress the way that I want to dress.

Ryan 50:06

I will say I don't give a fuck about mix-mashing, mashing anything like that.

Leilany 50:10

If I'm looking at myself in my mirror, that's a name brand.

Ryan 50:13

I don't give a fuck about name brands.

Leilany 50:16

I don't this fucking shirt was off T-Mobile for like 10 bucks.

Ryan 50:26

I got it. It's a nice shirt. Okay, you just got a parent, okay, so this built right.

Leilany 50:32

My ex.

Ryan 50:34

Nice, okay, the shoes.

Leilany 50:40

I'm not out here trying to impress anybody out here in this fucking world. I mean, that's good that you're comfortable with yourself.

Ryan 50:43

If a bitch wants to say something to me, she can say it to me.

Leilany 50:45

He said bitch, he said bitch, I said bitch. That's why these two can't get to me. If a female, if a female, they be talking to every woman about bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Ryan 50:52

If a female wants to say something to me and come up to me, am I going to. That's fine, I don't give a fuck.

Leilany 51:01

Okay, I don't care. You okay with that?

Ryan 51:05

I'm okay with that. I didn't know there was so much fucking critiquing on my goddamn swag. Oh shit, he's upset.

Kyle 51:10

I am.

Ryan 51:11

I'm a little pressed about it.

Kyle 51:12

It's fucked up.

Ryan 51:12

She said I'm a dickhead, that's fine. You are a fucking asshole. Facts you are a dickhead and you have terrible fashion Shit.

Kyle 51:19

Fuck you. That's fine. Look at this. I'm wearing fucking bullshit from Walmart, motherfucker.

Leilany 51:25

I did say earlier, I like that Walmart shirt. You know what?

Ryan 51:26

I do before I leave. Every single time I leave my apartment, I look at myself in the mirror and I'm like I look fresh and I'm like I'm gonna run with it.

Kyle 51:34

You have fucking body dysmorphia, motherfucker.

Ryan 51:37

I do not, I'm bowlegged. That's the only fucking body smorgasbord I have. I'm bowlegged.

Leilany 51:41

Are you?

Ryan 51:41

bowlegged, I'm bowlegged, stand up, my feet stand up, stand up, brother.

Leilany 51:47

I thought you did that on purpose.

Kyle 51:48

Look at it, no, look at his feet.

Ryan 51:49

Point out, they point out a little bit I think one of my legs is longer than the other one.

Leilany 51:54

Wait, no, isn't that pigeon toed? Then You're pigeon toed, not bowlegged.

Ryan 51:57

What the fuck is pigeon toed?

Leilany 51:59

Pigeon Toad Pigeon.

Kyle 52:02

Toad is when your feet stick out this way. No, Pigeon Toad is when they face in. Never mind when your feet face in is Pigeon.

Ryan 52:09

Toad. What do you have? An overbite or an?

Kyle 52:10

underbite.

Leilany 52:11

Kyle plays chess. He knows what he's talking about.

Kyle 52:15

Don't fucking talk Damn. Are you going to tear up your teeth? I swear to God, damn, he's going to tear. I swear to God, I swear to God.

Leilany 52:22

Smile Kyle.

Kyle 52:22

Ryan, you tell me things not to bring up every fucking week.

Ryan 52:26

I've been talking about it. I didn't even know if you had an underbite or an overbite.

Kyle 52:30

You tell me stuff to bring up, not bring up, every week, and I respect your wishes, I respect what you say and I don't usually bring them up.

Ryan 52:36

I didn't know you were insecure about your teeth.

Kyle 52:39

So don't bring that up, Well.

Leilany 52:42

I will say I have always been insecure about my titties, and then that's why I got a beard.

Kyle 52:46

They're small.

Leilany 52:47

Yes, they are.

Kyle 52:49

Small tits Badass. We got an audience in here.

Leilany 52:53

What you think. My ass is fat, your ass is fat. Thank you, ryan, I appreciate it.

Kyle 52:59

You're not supposed to compliment her. She didn't compliment either of us. She didn't compliment either of us.

Ryan 53:03

She didn't at all.

Kyle 53:04

We're supposed to work through why none of us have a boyfriend slash, girlfriend slash significant other.

Leilany 53:10

I acknowledge that.

Kyle 53:13

I appreciate it. Tell her what's wrong with her?

Leilany 53:16

I have to pee so bad. I do too. I do too I do too, God.

Ryan 53:18

No, we're chilling.

Leilany 53:19

We're chilling, I can hold it Lon.

Ryan 53:20

I did too, god. No, we're chilling.

Leilany 53:21

I can hold it Lonnie. Oh Leilani, I'm sorry not Lonnie, thank you.

Ryan 53:25

Lonnie, I think you won.

Leilany 53:30

I am very aggressive as a woman. No, no, no, that's exactly.

Ryan 53:33

Listen, kyle, how do I want to wear this so I don't get canceled. You act like a dude. Sometimes Blank that out, you can, sometimes no, no, I understand.

Leilany 53:46

I am very aggressive as a woman. Sometimes I come off a little like masculine. That's a part of my personality and I and I've heard that before I know that about me and I've accepted it, so kind of like how you feel about your fashion, like that's the way I am. If you can't accept me like that, then you're not worth my time.

Kyle 54:03

Okay, okay, is this the same thing I can?

Ryan 54:06

tell you the same fucking thing If you don't accept me for my fucking fashion then it is what it is.

Leilany 54:11

Buddy Kyle asked me my opinion. That's what was my opinion I did. If you want to keep doing, your thing, do your thing boo, that's your opinion. I've been saying it.

Kyle 54:20

Because I mean, are you looking for like submissive men?

Leilany 54:25

Hell no.

Ryan 54:27

No, you are, you are them, you are them you are I like a man that can handle all this?

Kyle 54:33

Handle all what.

Leilany 54:34

Like me being a little edgy, a little crazy, whatever that's fine, but I've dealt with that for like three fucking years, but I'm too edgy and too crazy. Okay, I didn't say I want a man calling me a bitch.

Ryan 54:46

No, nobody's going to be calling you a bitch, but what you just described was my ex-girlfriend from like three years and she had fat tits.

Kyle 54:54

Big old ass. You know what?

Ryan 54:55

I mean, I'm just being honest, I'm just being honest.

Leilany 55:11

That was why I was so fucked up.

Kyle 55:13

Had a girlfriend with fat tits who sucked your dick.

Ryan 55:16

I didn't care about fucking, just shuck my dick.

Leilany 55:20

You know what I mean. That's all you gotta do To be Ryan's Lady Ladies. What do you mean? Give me some time. You gotta suck your dick and you good.

Kyle 55:28

See, we're different in that way, man. Why you make that?

Ryan 55:31

noise Cause. That's the noise you make, nah, nah.

Leilany 55:35

It's big like that. It's big like that. She was choking on it.

Ryan 55:39

I don't know.

Kyle 55:40

He said you wouldn't be able to breathe, bitch.

Leilany 55:42

Woo, woo Ryan, what you got going on in that little body.

Ryan 55:49

Whoa, Skinny little motherfuckers always lay the best pipe buddy.

Kyle 55:52

Little skinny dudes? Usually no, but usually they're tall skinny.

Ryan 55:57

Not little skinny, that's true, I'm 5'6".

Leilany 56:00

I have dated some 6-foot dudes with very skinny bodies, micropenis.

Kyle 56:05

And they had all that Micropenis.

Ryan 56:06

Micropenis.

Kyle 56:08

Millimeter Peter.

Ryan 56:09

I said you talking about you dated guys with small dicks, hell, no.

Leilany 56:13

I don't think I've ever seen a small dick in my life.

Ryan 56:15

Three inches is too much Shut the fuck up, Ryan.

Kyle 56:24

You like you trying to say it's pussy tight. I don't fucking know. Oh, my goodness, I don't know. Can we not? Can we not? You guys? What do you mean?

Leilany 56:27

So you're comfortable with big dicks, but not tight pussies, are you gay?

Kyle 56:31

No, I love tight stuff.

Leilany 56:34

Stumbling dude Stumbling over the words dude Not this fucking dude clapping in the corner every five minutes.

Kyle 56:42

Tight stuff feels good, right, Ryan?

Leilany 56:44

Yeah, 100,000% buddy. Well, I think that's the first sign of calm I've seen here Shout out to our guests.

Kyle 56:50

Yeah, fucking Christ, we got to get this bitch out of here.

Ryan 56:53

I'm fucking with it. Why are you calling me a bitch? I'm fucking with it. Thank you, Ryan.

Leilany 57:00

I'm fucking with it. You see, this is what I'm talking about. I don't like you because you are a fucking asshole.

Ryan 57:04

I'm a fucking asshole. You're a fucking asshole.

Leilany 57:08

I don't know how to fucking dress. I'm sorry, I'm a woman of color.

Ryan 57:11

Leilani, do you want to hear some shit? So when I was growing up, I would go into my sister's room.

Leilany 57:16

I'm scared.

Kyle 57:17

Stop going to a dark place.

Leilany 57:20

Stop going to a dark place. You're a little white boy. What am I supposed to do?

Kyle 57:25

Wait, why are you going to the sister's bedroom?

Ryan 57:27

To make sure my outfit matched.

Leilany 57:29

Was she the only one in the whole house that had a mirror?

Ryan 57:32

My mom wasn't there.

Kyle 57:34

I got an older brother and younger sister. Oh, that's sad.

Leilany 57:36

Where's your?

Ryan 57:37

mom Working.

Leilany 57:40

Working for the man. What do you?

Ryan 57:41

mean Working for the man Working. What do you mean? I don't want you wanna get sad. I don't have a dad Rolling.

Kyle 57:46

Everybody knows you don't have a dad, I don't have a dad. You do have one. He's dead.

Leilany 57:51

He's dead, okay, okay. What was you saying?

Ryan 57:53

I'm not trying to think about dead people, jesus man, you're always going to some fucking dark place, dude.

Kyle 57:57

I see dead people.

Ryan 57:58

I was trying to rebuttal off what Leilani said and I said whenever I would go in and get dressed I would go in my sister's room and say does my outfit match? Okay, and she would tell me yes or no. She fucking lied to you. Well, she would get me straight, but I ain't fucking lived there for like six years. Okay, okay, gotcha. It's been like six years, so I do it on my own now. Okay, I didn't know my swag up. I thought I was fucking dripping.

Leilany 58:22

Look, if you ever need help, just text somebody your little mirror selfie.

Ryan 58:28

Who the fuck am I going?

Kyle 58:28

to text. Do you have my phone Text, leilani?

Leilany 58:32

I don't think he has my number. I have your number, I don't no because we used to have an Epcot group chat, so you should have my number.

Ryan 58:38

You probably got so mad at me. That was like three phones ago, I think you guys should start Well.

Kyle 58:42

I also did have a girlfriend, you got three phones.

Ryan 58:44

I also did have a girlfriend at that time, so I couldn't save anybody's number. I think you guys should start texting a lot more.

Kyle 58:49

You should start talking a lot more.

Leilany 58:51

What are you trying to make happen, Kyle?

Kyle 58:52

And just hang out more.

Leilany 58:55

Wait. So what is your issue with me? What is your?

Ryan 58:58

Oh, my critique of you, Kyle's fucking he's, he's. My head is spinning. He's stuck in the dust.

Leilany 59:05

I'm a lightweight. Sorry, I can't do it like these dudes.

Ryan 59:08

What do you mean?

Leilany 59:08

you're a lightweight Four shots of vodka. I'm done right now. End of one o'clock.

Kyle 59:13

My critique of you. I'm spinning.

Leilany 59:14

You know what's fucking funny, there's a tornado in this room.

Kyle 59:17

Because I think you're You're kind of an asshole Really.

Leilany 59:21

Yes, Okay, you say I'm an asshole. Tell me what I haven't done.

Kyle 59:24

But you are also quite an asshole to me.

Leilany 59:27

Are you just mad that you didn't sleep with me, that you didn't get to sleep with me? I'm sorry, see, I'm sorry, my words, fuck man. Are you mad that you didn't get to sleep with me?

Kyle 59:37

No, no, no, no, no, no. Would I have slept with you the very first time I met you? Maybe?

Leilany 59:50

Okay.

Kyle 59:51

Now, no, now that I know you and we've talked, I know how your personality is.

Leilany 59:58

I mean you have said you wanted to keep the bloodline pure.

Ryan 1:00:03

I would contaminate that. You are not white enough, Kyle.

Leilany 1:00:06

I am not white enough.

Ryan 1:00:07

I am a very.

Leilany 1:00:08

Hispanic woman. My mother is Puerto Rican. My dad is Panamanian.

Kyle 1:00:12

Oh, good for you. Good for you. My mom is white, my dad is white.

Leilany 1:00:16

Yep Immediately not your type.

Kyle 1:00:20

No, but now that I've you just not. You're not what I want.

Leilany 1:00:25

Okay, but like.

Kyle 1:00:27

Go.

Ryan 1:00:28

Elaborate.

Kyle 1:00:29

You're fucking Way too aggressive Okay.

Leilany 1:00:33

You come in.

Ryan 1:00:34

That's what you love, though, dude. Yeah, but not like I. Like a. You wanna feist? Don't take this. You wanna feisty bitch Is what you want. Nah, I'm sorry.

Leilany 1:00:42

Now Ryan's conscious About the whole bitch word. Want a feisty bitch. It's what you want, I'm sorry. Now Ryan's conscious about the whole bitch word. You want a feisty bitch, kyle? Okay, I get it. I am very feisty.

Kyle 1:00:47

Right, but Leilani's not like that, because then she'll fucking almost bipolar, immediately switch to being like I need love, I don't want you. She'll be like fuck you, get away from me, and then be like wait, but fucking come here. Damn, how'd you see that in me. Like, either be one or the other. Be like, keep your distance and we can both do our own shit. Or you fucking, we're always like there. You should come to my orders. That's what you're saying but Leilani like throws it around, she like I'll fuck up your brain.

Kyle 1:01:24

You're like a fucking yeah. You're like transitioning.

Ryan 1:01:27

You're like one, whoa, whoa, whoa, transitioning what?

Kyle 1:01:29

does that mean no, but she's like Fuck no.

Leilany 1:01:30

I don't got no dick.

Kyle 1:01:32

One day I One day, one day I feel like this, and then I feel like this, and then I feel like this. It's like Always changing. I can't, I can't handle your unpredictability, kyle.

Ryan 1:01:44

Kyle. Kyle, Do you know what I mean?

Kyle 1:01:45

Kyle, I'm going to tell you I want steady.

Ryan 1:01:50

No bitch. There's no stability in females now.

Leilany 1:01:53

You want a predictable woman. Is that what that is?

Ryan 1:01:55

No, I just want them to act the way that Kyle wants them to act. That sounds predictable.

Kyle 1:02:01

Act right bitch. Exactly, exactly, no is Act right bitch, exactly, exactly, no, but like be the same.

Leilany 1:02:07

Where's the fun in that?

Ryan 1:02:09

Kyle wants you to meet his mom and he just snaps at you.

Kyle 1:02:12

Come here.

Leilany 1:02:13

Come here, come here, bring me a drink. And he just snaps at you.

Ryan 1:02:16

Bitch, I ain't no fucking dog, Get the fuck out of here.

Kyle 1:02:18

No, but then that's the thing. It's like, apparently, all fucking every single woman is a crazy.

Leilany 1:02:23

They're all crazy, we are all crazy, they're all crazy.

Kyle 1:02:26

It's like they're all motherfucking bipolar and shit like that.

Leilany 1:02:29

So whether it's stay syndical or figure it out.

Kyle 1:02:31

Okay, I'll just say at this point in my life I don't think I can handle the ups and downs of having like a woman companion.

Leilany 1:02:39

Do you guys plan to get married either of you?

Ryan 1:02:43

I am going woman companion. Do you guys plan to get married? Either of you I do. I want kids.

Leilany 1:02:45

I want like fucking five kids, I just want to fuck around right now, which is fine. Y'all are much younger than me.

Kyle 1:02:49

How old are you? 27. I'm a lover boy, damn. I want a relationship, man.

Ryan 1:02:55

I'll be 25 in September. Damn, I'm sorry, alright.

Kyle 1:03:02

Leilani, thank you for being a guest on this show.

Leilany 1:03:05

Yes, sir.

Kyle 1:03:06

I don't know how good it was or what the fuck we talked about.

Leilany 1:03:10

Wait, do you want?

Kyle 1:03:10

to know. I hope we worked through some stuff with Ryan. What about me? We didn't really work through anything. But, with Ryan. I think we made progress. So check us out. What the fuck is this YouTube Instagram? You know what we don't want you guys to do. Listen to it on Spotify. Go listen to it on Apple Music or Apple Podcasts.

Leilany 1:03:32

Sorry, I listen to it on Spotify.

Kyle 1:03:33

Because there you can review it. Thumbs up, rate it, you can review it on Spotify Go listen to it there. If you have an Android, go on Apple Podcasts. You can get on Apple Podcasts on Android. I'm sure you can do something.

Leilany 1:03:45

They got everything figured out. They got a fucking Apple Play Store. They're years ahead. Look, I will defend Spotify until the day I die.

Ryan 1:03:52

No, we're saying Spotify is good, I love.

Leilany 1:03:54

Spotify YouTube.

Kyle 1:03:56

If you don't click on the fucking link tree, it's going to be Newest Low's One Word on YouTube. It'll pop up. Listen to the fucking thing or I'll fucking kill you. We miss you, goomba Bye.

Ryan 1:04:08

Carlos.

Kyle 1:04:09

Bye Goomba we hope you get well. We know you're very sick right now. There he is, goodbye, bye.