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Episode 11: The boys and a therapist
Get ready for a mind-expanding journey as we explore the multifaceted world of psychedelics, featuring Kevin's personal insights into substances like ayahuasca, LSD, ketamine, and DMT. Learn about the cultural and ceremonial significance of ayahuasca, the importance of shamans, and the potential benefits and risks associated with these powerful substances. We also touch on the controlled psychedelic therapy programs in California and Canada, the dark history of MK Ultra, and the contemporary landscape of potent THC levels and the dangers of adulterated drugs like fentanyl.
As we wind down, join us for a candid conversation about nicotine addiction. We discuss the rebellious behavior of peers from strict religious backgrounds and the importance of authenticity in relationships. We round off with some light-hearted discussions on concerts, the intriguing world of cover bands, and the peculiar dynamics of family lineage. Don’t miss out on this episode packed with engaging stories, diverse topics, and thought-provoking debates!
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isn't that life, and you know what life has brought us A new guest on this podcast. I think your mic is off. Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, oh there we go, there we go I couldn't hear you, but yeah, I'm glad to be on the show.
Kevin:Yeah, I listen to the pod.
Kyle:Nice to meet you guys, if you're a loyal listener, you will be on the podcast.
Ryan:Ask him some trivia, yeah for real.
Kevin:Yeah, they aren't lying, they're going through the whole list. You got to ask him some trivia now.
Kyle:What type of trivia?
Erick:Like do you really know Ryan, Does Kyle really?
Kyle:know me, Shit, no. So essentially this is Eric's friend. We've met Kevin before once, maybe twice, I think it's once I think only once, though.
Ryan:Once Was it two years ago, a year, and a half.
Kevin:I think it was two years ago. Yeah, it was a while ago.
Kyle:A while ago. Hell yeah, what have you been doing, kevin? What's been up with you?
Kevin:None much man.
Kyle:Yeah, I just live myself very small town.
Ryan:Yeah, very many mexicans. Yeah, very, very many.
Kyle:Yeah, man, that's an understatement there's a lot, but you know what I mean we're gonna give away the town. I will by saying this michael jackson's fucking chimp lives there yeah, yeah, I've seen him actually really get the fuck out of you. He's in that fucking ape sanctuary.
Erick:He just what celebrated 40 years.
Kyle:Yeah, how fucking long did those dudes live?
Kevin:They lived a while in captivity.
Ryan:When the fuck? I thought I told you that I had never heard about this. No, no.
Kyle:That's fine. How the fuck did a fucking chimp go from Michael Jackson to a tiny immigrant town in Florida, in Southern Florida?
Kevin:Yeah, I know.
Kyle:Is it like a fucking sick-ass ape sanctuary? Yeah, it's a machula.
Kevin:Well, yeah, it's about as good as it probably gets in a small town. It's pretty nice for what it was. I've only ever been there. When I was they did a field trip for school way back when Nice. You think that chimp ever been there when I was, uh, they did a field trip went for school back way back when nice.
Kyle:You think that chimp ever like witnessed anything fucking mike was doing?
Kevin:probably probably yes you know, uh, uh, I was telling eric earlier but there's weird like trivia, for bubbles is the name of the chimp and uh, yeah. So apparently, uh, mercury from the band Queen. He was having dinner with Michael Gay guy For a few times, yeah, and he would have Bubbles like next to him during dinner all the time.
Kevin:So like Bubbles and Michael Jackson were always holding hands and like walking around their mansion and stuff and they'd have dinner together. And he was trying to make a song with michael but freddie eventually like gave up. He's like I'm so sick of that chimp, fuck, that I can't, I can't have dinner with this chimp over and over. And he, they stopped collabing. They were gonna make like a song together and it would have been crazy but it didn't happen because of that weird because he always has a monkey with all yeah at the time.
Kevin:yeah, he was really into it All over the news people were like really into it too. It was strange.
Kyle:He was yeah, he dressed it up. He would yeah, there's a picture of him like sitting at a dinner table. Yeah, like eating with everybody.
Kevin:Yeah, it was a weird fad. A lot of weird cases of people and he's not like a guy.
Kyle:He was a. If he wanted to fuck some shit up, he could the gym. He was a pretty good sized dog, yeah I mean, it's like a full, full torso size like a big dog yeah, that's fucking you'd get um monkeys and animals too, if you you know yeah, you had all the money, yeah, I could you get a monkey? I get a monkey for sure. Nah, you'd go tyson style mike t, you get like a fucking couple of tigers. No, hell, no, hell, no, not going to tiger.
Ryan:Fuck.
Kyle:No, they fucked me up. I would. I think everybody feels like they would fucking get a monkey. I'm taking a small one. I'm not getting a chimp, I'm not getting big ones.
Kevin:Yeah, like capuchin or something. Yeah, I'm getting, can kill if I need.
Kyle:If I need, if you need to, yeah, I can take you out of this world yeah, that's why I don't get about like huge dogs, like rottweilers and cane corsos that could fucking kill you if they go bad. Don't get an animal that can kill you. Have you seen always be able to kill your animals if you have to? Have you ever seen dogo before?
Ryan:a dogo.
Kevin:Doo a d-o-g-o dogo no, like a dog, it's a dog, it's a white dog.
Ryan:They're like pit bulls on star wars. Oh, they're straight imported from bosnia, brazil they're like new species.
Kevin:They're new species, yeah they're like motherfuckers.
Ryan:Wow, they like no, all that dude, they hunts. You have like three of them oh.
Kevin:Oh, like those, yeah Dogo.
Ryan:Argentino. Right there, one of my buddies has one of those.
Kevin:They're like the.
Ryan:Terminator Dude those. Dude they're, if you train them, good, 100-pound pit bull Dude. No, i'm're fucking massive.
Kevin:I've always heard that I know people that own pit bulls and stuff. They always say that too. They actually are really good animals for families and stuff, but you have to train them. If you don't, then they can be killers.
Ryan:My buddy that has one. I have a 70-pound pit bull. His dogo is like 120 pounds. How old is that?
Ryan:guy, my pit bull's four.
Ryan:His dogo is like 120 pounds. Fuck, how old is that guy? My pitbull's. Four, his dogo's like five or six, but he looks. He like towers over him and he's like. He's all Muscled up to he's all white, just like that. You know what I mean. Like he's, it's crazy.
Ryan:Fuck that, See how do you walk, something like that.
Ryan:I'm not strong enough to you, can't? I would die. My pit bull fucking destroys me walking. If you saw a squirrel?
Kyle:I'd fucking get scraped. I'm saying, bro, you have to be able to control it. You think you could kill your fucking pit bull if you had to? Yeah.
Ryan:Yeah, yeah, easily.
Kevin:Easily. I don't know man.
Kyle:I like small dogs, I don't like super tiny dogs but dogs enough where I could fucking throw their head down and be like you're fucking listening to me, dumbass.
Ryan:Well, no, I told you I got a 70-pound dog and a 40-pound dog. I have two dogs.
Kyle:That's 110 pounds of dog in your house.
Ryan:They could pop up on you. Hopefully not.
Kyle:Hopefully not. What if they just fucking ate you while you slept?
Kevin:You know that guy's pasta wasn't that good. We're going to jump in.
Erick:Have you heard those stories? When someone dies in their house and their dogs start eating them.
Kyle:It's cats, cats will start eating you after like two days.
Ryan:Two days Once they start smelling the cane shit or whatever.
Kyle:Yeah, it's fucked up. Dogs won't eat you. They have to be in there for a long time. Cats will immediately start eating you, that's true.
Kevin:Yeah, it's sooner, for sure.
Ryan:See, I never liked cats until I met Belly.
Kyle:Cats are motherfuckers until you meet a nice one. Some of them are nice, See even.
Ryan:Belly's a cunt, but she's nice.
Kyle:It's like they say you have to be a good dog owner to make a good dog, especially with, like pit bulls or like rottweilers, any of that cats I feel like, is for real a you're going to the casino, you can get a motherfucker of a cat and like you can't. I mean you can train them to some end, but they're fucking wild animals.
Kevin:Yeah, like they'll be they'll be motherfuckers yeah, they're way more independent compared to dogs. They're just easier to train.
Ryan:Yeah, my girl dog is a fucking saint, but my pit bull is a fucking maniac. He's a fucking lunatic. Are you a good dog owner? Did you train them? Well? So, my girl dog, when I got Chanel, it was just me. I trained her, just me. I was single, all alone, by myself. I trained her, just me. I was single, solo by myself. I got Rocco with my ex and he is a fucking baby. Big tits, fatass.
Kyle:Big tits. Fatass On that ex.
Ryan:Can suck a fucking dick through a fucking water hose.
Kyle:She can suck a dick through a water hose, what You're right.
Ryan:Yeah, wait, toes crunching, you got me fucked up.
Kyle:Come come, come come.
Erick:That's Nonsense.
Kyle:Are you just?
Erick:like pushing buttons. What sound does this make?
Kevin:Yes, yes.
Kyle:No, fuck that. I've never had a dog, so I know, I don't know. I wouldn't know the first Fucking thing about owning Any type of dog, even if they're like.
Ryan:Low maintenance. Dude, what you were saying About Cain Corso's was I had to do. I was working, we were working probably Like three months ago, but it was a fucking unit. This motherfucker was like 150 pounds, big ass Cain Corso. I thought he was a pit bull, but it was a Cain Corso. He was trying to fuck my days and nights up the entire fucking time, but he was a big motherfucker. Could you take him?
Kyle:Hell. No, I always feel like it'd be like that Call of Duty. You remember when you could, the dog would jump on you in Call of Duty and you'd just snap its neck real quick.
Kevin:I don't think it's that easy. I'd miss the QTE.
Kyle:I'd be hitting squareTE.
Kevin:Oh yeah.
Kyle:I'd be hitting square and really fucking die. Yeah, you'd miss the fucking button. Yep that's how I'd go. Dog would fucking eat you. God, it's got to hurt like a motherfucker.
Kevin:What a way to go. What a fucking way Getting taken down by a dog. Yeah, all my life led up to that. I'd fucking miss the QTE. Are you scared of dogs?
Kyle:Am I scared of dogs?
Ryan:If they're fucking dickheads. Actually, Chanel did not like you at all.
Kyle:No, I met your one dog. You met both of them, rocco and Chanel.
Ryan:Yeah, I met both of them.
Kyle:One of them didn't like me Rocco liked you, chanel didn't like you. Yeah, no, I'd fuck a 40-pound dog up for sure. I'd fucking belly splat. I. I'd fucking belly splat, I'd fucking. You could just pick them up. I'd just drop on them, fucking crush their head. They'd look like a dog rug. You're going to splat them.
Ryan:Splat them dude.
Kevin:Yeah, need a new spot rug for the kitchen.
Kyle:Yeah, yeah, damn, I saw that. We talked about it on the last one. The fucking Asian dog's going crazy On that gauntlet. I talked about it on the last one. The fucking Asian dog is going crazy On that gauntlet. I talked about it on another episode. They're skinning dogs alive, don't?
Ryan:No, they're skinning dogs alive and putting them on a fucking rotisserie like a chicken.
Kyle:That's so bad they're eating the dogs, the dog's alive Dogs are alive after the skin is taken off.
Erick:Huh you can see them blinking oh my it's, yeah, it's fucked up, it's gonna make me throw up it's fucked up.
Kyle:It's fucked up. I'm saying what the fuck are they doing over there?
Ryan:yeah, dude how good does dog taste? Listen, listen. So my buddy just go back. You know, I told you my buddy was out in thailand. This is gonna piss me off. Your buddy was in thailand. My buddy was out in Thailand. This is going to piss me off. Your buddy was in Thailand. My buddy was in Thailand for like two or three months, right? Uh-oh, yeah, that's.
Kevin:He was in Thailand.
Ryan:He bought a one-way ticket there. Is he a white guy? He's a white guy. Okay, so what he was doing was he would get a fucking, he'd rent a scooter and he'd be All those little villages Whatever the fuck is going on up there in the mountains. I just saw him when I went home to Jacksonville like two weeks ago. We were going to go watch his football game. Bro, they got whole ass elephants out there and everything and they're just fucking chopping, fucking chopping elephant heads off and shit you know, what I mean, bro.
Ryan:They're cockfighting out there. You know what I mean Like he's like he's showing me videos and I'm telling him I don't believe you. He's showing me videos Like they're cockfighting out there, chickens fighting, you know what I mean? They got elephants tied up, horses and all that shit. They're just chopping fucking heads off.
Erick:God damn, I mean, you got to think about it too. For them it's like, for them it could be just like it's just an animal.
Kyle:Why can't we do?
Ryan:that here in.
Kyle:America. What do you want to eat here that we can't Elephant? Well, we don't have elephants here. What part would you eat Import? You want to import some elephant meat? Yeah, because I even think it's kind of strange that we can eat a shark.
Ryan:I've never tried shark meat before.
Kyle:Not really, I don't really give a fuck about fish?
Ryan:No fuck the fish, fish, nah, fuck the fish. There's fucking too many of them. They've only discovered 8% or 10% of the fucking ocean.
Kevin:Yeah, that's true.
Kyle:But those Asian dogs? What happened, covid? You remember that when it was cool to be racist Against Asian guys, asian people, when you were like yo, they fucking were eating Bats over there, those fucking nasty bitches.
Ryan:Wuhan China.
Kyle:Wuhan market. Yeah, the fucking wet market.
Ryan:They're eating bats is what started.
Kyle:COVID-19. That's what started, covid-19.
Ryan:They're eating fucking bats.
Kyle:That's conspiracy.
Ryan:That's not conspiracy, can you?
Kyle:still get taken down for COVID misinformation.
Erick:Probably. Yeah, don't. Yeah, that's right, I forgot. I forgot to cut that. Cut, cut, cut. We're cutting that.
Kyle:No, but we love the vaccine. Ryan took it. I didn't, but Ryan did. Eric took it too. Yo don't put people's business out there like that.
Ryan:Me and Eric are the only I trip on it. Yeah, the Peruvian shit. Yeah, I wanted to try that. How fucked up were these motherfuckers in Peru eating tree sap and just taking fucking tree, bark off a tree and eating it and then having the craziest trip of their life. How do you find that? Well that you mean? How?
Kevin:they discovered it. You mean, how did they discover it? Actually, they saw other animals eat the bark. So the animals were eating ayahuasca, and then they acted funny. Yeah, and then that's how they discovered it. Same with the I've heard, Dude.
Ryan:I've heard Because a couple kids I know have taken ayahuasca before it's crazy. It's fucking gnarly. Yeah, you throw up immediately, dude, they're throwing up. They're having a great time and you trip, you're tripping hard.
Kevin:Very hard.
Erick:I want to trip, but I'm also scared of like.
Kevin:Oh yeah, you wouldn't do anything like that. That's for like that's ayahuasca, that's the top-end, that's like next level, that's already expert.
Ryan:That's like.
Kyle:Was ayahuasca DMT. I've never do it unless I'm for real, like in a teepee with a shaman.
Ryan:Yeah, gang, gang You're supposed to-.
Kyle:Well, no, no, no, apparently, ayahuasca you're supposed to have like a full, like a ceremony, right?
Ryan:Have you seen the ayahuasca documentary they had on Netflix?
Kyle:You told me about it, but I haven't seen it.
Ryan:So a dude, a Canadian dude, he went to Peru, had a shaman out there or whatever, had a really bad trip Was fucked up on some shit, killed the shaman of that village, oh Jesus, the head lady. But they hung him from like 60 feet. Jesus yeah, it was fucked up, yeah.
Kyle:It was fucked up. Well, I mean because they say ayahuasca is what, like.
Kevin:I mean I guess it is like with any hallucinogenic, like psychedelic yeah, psychedelic, but I hear like ayahuasca is like for real, like, if you're going with intent and the right way, you can truly like figure shit out, you can find your own self, find yourself Essentially, you know they have this new like programs and like California that you can actually sign up for and they put you on a list, but they have, like you fill out a questionnaire about stuff that you would want to experience while you're tripping and they'll have like kind of a shaman, but more so a doctor, like a therapist, like guide you, and if you fill out your questionnaire you can like pretty much tell them, like them, what you're looking for spiritually or whatever, trying to get through and they'll actually help you, that's something I would sign up for.
Erick:I'd do that.
Ryan:Eric, you've never tripped before. I've never done it. Kevin, I assume you've tripped a bunch. How many times have you taken psychedelics before Twice?
Ryan:Only a tad, I don't know.
Ryan:I'm not. I don't know if I'm weird, Don't? This is off the record, but when I take psychedelics I'm just trying to have a good time, like.
Kevin:I'm not, I'm not trying to feel that.
Ryan:How I look at about it when I'm like tripping my fucking ass off, is like I'm not sitting there getting in my head trying to really figure out what the fuck is going on.
Ryan:You're just thinking about the cool shit going on, thinking about the cool shit going on and then I wake up the next morning you get those weird little little body feelings. You know what I mean. Then you really start processing, like what's going on, you know what I mean, to where it's like I'm not trying to sit there and dissect my brain eight hours.
Kyle:I mean that's cool, but if I really wanted to do psychedelics. They do DMT. You can go and have a DMT treatment in a hospital, essentially In Canada.
Kevin:They do that for DMT.
Kyle:It's recreational, that's fine, they can get it clean and they give you a certain amount and that's it, and they just let you fucking trip on it. If I ever did something like, that's it and they just let you fucking trip on it. It's like if I ever did something like that. I would want intention. I would want to have an idea of something I want to work through. I don't want to just do it, to do it, but see that might that might also fuck you up in the long run, because if you're trying to trying to overthink things before you actually get into it.
Ryan:The bad trips are just as good as the good trips. No, they are not. No, they are not, they're bad.
Ryan:No, no, no. Bad trips are bad. They're good for you.
Ryan:I've never had a bad trip my entire life, but I have seen many people have bad trips.
Kyle:I think they're good for you. Yeah, in the long run, maybe If you look at it that way you have the intention of working through something that you want to In a mentally and spiritually way.
Ryan:but it's a hard bridge to get over.
Kyle:Well, you just like to have fun. Man, You're a party guy.
Ryan:But with psychedelics I'm not fucking my brain up like that. If I'm not in the good mental state, I'm not taking psychedelics. That's why.
Kyle:I can't smoke. Weed Fucks me up like that. I get too anxious. I think about shit. That fucking will never happen.
Ryan:Dude, I told you about those fucking those shroom gummies that I was eating from the the smoke shop and all the psychoactive effects besides the psilocybin, I'd eat like a thousand milligrams of it Vibing out. V I'd eat like a thousand milligrams of it vibing out, vibing out. You just vibing chilling. You ain't got none of the little visuals going on big party guy over here.
Kyle:What do you mean, big party? Guy bring me some.
Ryan:Eric wants to try some. You're gonna piss me off, buddy. I told you fucking many times about these fucking things.
Erick:I know. But I also told you like maybe cause you know it's the same thing as kyle like I wish I had that too, where. Where for you, it's like you don't even think about these things, like whatever is going on your head, but no, no, no, no for me and kyle, I guess um it. It is like it's more of a mental thing.
Kyle:You can't help it.
Kevin:You can't help it, it's a mental yeah, I can't help it, so that's why I'm also like not wanting to do it well, everybody's different, but when?
Ryan:I take a tab of acid. You know what I'm saying. Last time I took it we were chilling Me and Boy were vibing out. I got some shit going on up here. I was like cancel it out.
Erick:Yeah, I wish I could do that.
Ryan:Just cancel it out. You know what I mean.
Ryan:To where it's like give me one, let's see that's the.
Kevin:The beauty of it, too, is that, uh, you know, like it's like you're saying, like you don't have to go into psychedelics like looking for a journey or an awakening or anything, you could just go into it having fun. That's perfectly fine, you definitely could do that, but it, um, it is cool that that's one of those drugs that, uh, it can be beneficial mentally, because there's some other drugs that are like only for fun no, dude, like I'm dude, like I'm kevin, I'm telling you, the last time I took a jail tab, I took one, me and my boy.
Kevin:Me and my boy both took one yeah it was fucking amazing I know like it was fucking awesome the jail tabs are strong, stronger than like paper.
Ryan:For sure I told my boy when I left that when I left we were doing it on Saturday night. I left that Sunday. That Sunday morning I said if I would've known what the fuck was gonna happen last night, would I have taken it. Nope, I said, but I am so glad that I did. Yeah, I was tripping my fucking. I told my boy. I said I you seeing the devil? I'm like Not like that, bro. I'm like you good. I tell my next day I'm like Well, we're fine. I'm like I'm not seeing the devil. You know what I mean.
Ryan:But it's a good fucking time yeah.
Kyle:I totally get that, see, but then that always fucks me up too, cause, like Ac, it's not natural, it's man-made Shrooms go from cow shit, they go from manure. Natural Ayahuasca is natural.
Ryan:Ayahuasca is natural. Yeah, it's tree sap, it's tree sap.
Kyle:Whatever the fuck it is. I think we talked about it on one that will probably never come out. What was that project that Not very. It was when they were giving all the dudes LSD. It was Charles.
Ryan:Manson one.
Kevin:It was um what the? Fuck, was it Sunshine acid, something, but there was like a MK.
Kyle:Ultra MK.
Ryan:Ultra, MK Ultra. That's what it was, Nice nice.
Kevin:The Unabomber also was affected by that program.
Ryan:Well, yeah, they were saying Charles Manson was in with the CIA and they were coercing him to take acid and get people to take acid. They were saying that he was tripping on acid, but he wasn't tripping.
Kevin:Yep, it was that sunshine acid. And it was straight from the CIA. It was crazy.
Kyle:It's all the whole medical trial that apparently got people fucked Because they probably gave them way too much, and they fucking fried their goddamn brain.
Kevin:It's pretty crazy at that time because, again, this is the 70s, 60s era and mental health at the time was so like.
Ryan:They didn't know how to fuck a brain work. Back then they didn't give a fuck about that shit.
Kevin:They didn't know how harmful it was if you abused it like that. It was all new, new drug yeah.
Kyle:Well, it's like dude, they still do that you can go and get paid for a medical trial.
Ryan:Dude, they're saying Two days.
Kyle:Yeah, they paid like thousands of dollars for staying for 20 days have you taken? Ketamine before no man Ketamine's crazy Dude there's.
Ryan:I've never K-holed before, but they're saying apparently you can go trial on ketamine. It helps you get off alcohol and drug abuse, substance abuse, whatever the fuck it is.
Kyle:That's another one. Yeah, they say, you can go like they can administer ketamine to you.
Ryan:I've seen the videos. Help with addiction.
Kevin:That's what it's originally for Was it addiction? Yes, it's supposed to help.
Ryan:You've K-Hole before yeah.
Kevin:No, I've never used it.
Ryan:No, I wish I would have I wish I would have, I wish I would. I've never done ketamine before ketamine or dmt yeah, I do dmt.
Kevin:Um, what's funny about that one is that it's kind of like the opposite, but you get like the crazy effects of acid, but in a shorter time it's like, it's like, yeah, it's like 15, 20 minutes, but it's like a crazy, super intense trip it's like an antibody. It's like an antibody experience yeah, and you feel like you've been doing it for whoever, however long. It's like an out-of-body experience. Yeah, and you feel like you've been doing it for however long. It's like a journey in only 20 minutes.
Kyle:Isn't that the one where it's just literally like a bottle cap?
Ryan:Yeah, you and you shoot.
Kyle:And if you drink alcohol you're going to fucking OD. You can fucking die on that shit. Well, they were doing Kids.
Ryan:I knew Kids. I knew they were just putting it on top of weed and just smoking it. Yeah they dust it.
Kyle:They're putting DMT in a fucking blunt.
Ryan:No, not in a blunt In a bong ball. Oh my god.
Kevin:There's people that dust their weed with weird fucking shit. Dude, you gotta watch it. It's crazy. It's fucking crazy.
Kyle:Fentanyl right now is super like, super fucking dangerous. Well, that's the thing going on with weed right now. The whole renaissance of like like weed is natural, but all like they're fucking throwing how the fuck is a nug of weed? What's the percentage up to now? Like top shelf shit, the bullshit.
Ryan:That. So when I went to la I was in Cali Was the best shit I got Was like 35% THC.
Kyle:It's fucking insane. It's like 30. It's like 30.
Ryan:Yeah, we've come a long way Genetically that shit was also.
Ryan:It was For 3.5 grams. It was like 85 out the door.
Kyle:Yeah, damn Like 85 out the door For an eighth. Yeah, it was fucking gnarly. It was like the strength of it. How was it?
Ryan:It was awesome. It was fucking awesome it was awesome, dude.
Kevin:You don't think you got ripped off. It was like worth it for sure.
Ryan:No, it wasn't. No, no, no, because I flew back with a bunch of shit too. We flew back with. So I've been to what is it? Oregon and LA, and we flew back with so much shit every time. Nice, did they not check for that stuff? Well, I have videos on my phone to where I can show you to where I'm in Colorado, la, oregon and then I'm back in town.
Erick:How do you feel before you do that thing? Or do you feel nervous? I'm nervous.
Ryan:Nervous as fuck. Two of my boys were in there in two of the bathrooms, hiding in the bathroom stall, and I boys were in there in two of the bathrooms hiding in the bathroom stall and I was just sitting on the plane. Oh, you were chilling, I was chilling, I mean I wasn't chilling like that, but I was like bro, if they're going to catch us, they're going to catch us, you know what I mean.
Kyle:I think they're mostly their TSA, is they?
Ryan:don't want to say nothing about TSA. They don't give a fuck.
Kyle:No, they're looking for fucking bombs in your water. Bombs and guns.
Ryan:It's like, bro, if you put some shit in like a gum pack or like a fucking box of crackers.
Kyle:It's like they're not. I mean, you get through there with a fucking of views.
Ryan:No, because I remember a full on vape with like fucking batteries in it. I said no. When I was like 16, I flew through TSA going to Texas with those, the big mob, the big mob batteries. What are the?
Kyle:oh yeah, the mods, yeah, like alien 220. It was the alien 220.
Ryan:It was the. What the fuck was it called the smock?
Kyle:Oh yeah, the smock. It was the smock. The smock is the alien 220. I had that fucker. They took. They took my 220 out of my fucking bag.
Ryan:Because it was a hazard. You had a battery in it and all that I had a battery in it and all that, and the coils and the wicks.
Kyle:I miss those fucking vapes. You remember when everybody Before all the views and the jewels and all that?
Kevin:You had the big ass mob you go. Fat clouds.
Ryan:Kyle, were you on Nixie when you were in high school? Senior year, when I drank for the first time Could you imagine having these fucking things and these little flavor vapes in high school?
Kevin:That's how they do it now. It's crazy.
Kyle:It's exactly like how I am in a restaurant with my views now. Exactly, you put it under.
Ryan:You hide it. All we would do. We had the blues in high school. Oh, exactly, put it under. He's like hide it, but all we would do we had the blues in high school. Oh yeah, the disposable ones, the disposable blues. We had dip and we had the blues. So we were throwing dips in school, yeah, Throwing chars in.
Kyle:Fuck that Damn. I miss dipping man. That was my first ever nicotine addiction.
Ryan:What was your first dip when? What was your first dip?
Kyle:What flavor was it? It was a coat black, I think.
Ryan:Damn I was doing, mine was kayak.
Kyle:Great, yeah, that's about right. And then I went to. I went to skull green apple for a while. I got hooked and I was thrown in skull green apples and then I was a fucking big old cope wintergreen long cut, because in colorado you couldn't get cope mint, they didn't have it there. You couldn't get cope until, like my senior year. Good, coping straight either. The red can straight, they have straight. I don't like the flavor straight too sweet, it's like real sweet. It's got a weird flavor to me you're crazy but cope mint is my go-to.
Kyle:I bought a can of of Cope Mint not too long ago. Cope Mint is a laxative. For a road trip, I'll still buy a can of Chew. I still have it. I only took one out of it.
Ryan:That's a fucking laxative, that was my first love dude.
Kyle:I wanted to fuck.
Ryan:Cope Mint. Cope Mint is a laxative.
Kyle:It's fucked. All nicotine is technically a laxative. You never tried Stoker's. I've tried Stoker's. I've tried Redman, I've tried it all. Stoker's, wintergreen Stoker's is fucking disgusting. It's dry, it's cheap, you know what's fucked the cans back in the day.
Ryan:Used to be like $1.50 a can.
Kyle:They're so expensive.
Ryan:now it's like $6 a can now.
Kyle:Why don't you let Kevin talk for a little while? You're talking a little too much, buddy. Nah, I'm listening to you.
Ryan:Let our guest talk for a little bit. Ask him some questions.
Kyle:Ask him a couple questions.
Erick:Ryan, is there anything you want to know about Kevin? Did you take?
Kyle:the vaccine yeah.
Kevin:I had to for my job. Yeah, for sure. Which one did you get? I think it was.
Erick:Here we go again with this talk.
Ryan:I think it was.
Kevin:Moderna. I think you both got Moderna. I got Pfizer, yeah I didn't get that one.
Erick:I heard that one was better. Which one was the really bad one? The one that? What was it?
Kyle:Johnson, johnson, johnson Johnson, just like causing blood clots.
Ryan:Johnson, johnston and.
Ryan:Johnson yeah, yeah, yeah, that's so bad. No, I got Pfizer. I got the ball shots from Pfizer.
Kyle:I didn't take any of them. You liberal pussies, true? You cucks? Yeah, no, I just didn't. I didn't care, I didn't really care about it. It wasn't my choice, buddy, you had to see your fucking dying grandpa.
Kevin:I had to see my dying grandpa. Yeah, I think that's really who got fucked the most. Is these older folks really? Yeah, good, no, no.
Ryan:Cal slow down a little bit buddy I lost my fucking grandpa. I lost my uncle to fucking COVID.
Kyle:You lost your grandpa to old age. You did not lose him to COVID.
Ryan:No, my uncle, I said the wrong word, my uncle. How old was your uncle? 43?
Kyle:And he died of COVID. So he died of COVID, covid and double pneumonia.
Ryan:So he died of double pneumonia. Double pneumonia and COVID.
Kyle:How the fuck do you get pneumonia and then get it again While you still have it? What the fuck is double pneumonia?
Ryan:I'm not besmirching your dead uncle. Apparently, double pneumonia is when you get it in both your lungs.
Kevin:Yeah, that's what I was thinking when you get it in both your lungs and what? That's what I was thinking too when you get it in both your lungs. That's sad man.
Ryan:And what they said was this is what my mom was telling me. This is my Uncle JD. This is my dad's brother. He died from COVID and double pneumonia, but it probably was just double pneumonia.
Kyle:You've gotten COVID, we've all had.
Ryan:COVID, I had COVID, I did, I had COVID, I did, I had COVID, and then I had fucking bronchitis after that I couldn't breathe out of my nose, I couldn't taste anything, nope.
Kyle:And I had a head cold for a week.
Ryan:I was off for like fucking 10 days. I was off for two whole work weeks, covid and pneumonia. I got it again and it fucked me up.
Kyle:And it did fuck me up. I couldn't really move for two days. It did fuck me up the second time I got it, but what was fucked back then was they were everybody tested positive for covid, so any death was covid and they were skewing the. I hate to get fucking, I don't know crazy on this. I feel like they were skewing every single death during quarantine and lockdown. It was COVID.
Ryan:It was all COVID.
Kyle:They said the death was because of.
Ryan:COVID. It all was because of COVID. My uncle did not die because of COVID, it was double pneumonia. He was a bigger guy, you know what I mean. He wasn't in great shape.
Erick:The effects of COVID, wasn't it? Double pneumonia? I don't know.
Kevin:I feel like a lot of the times too, it's like it did get very political very fast. No, yeah, I think, uh, covet definitely doesn't help at all when you catch it and then you die of an illness after that. I think that's what people um get that confused because, yeah, like, like, uh, some people died of pneumonia or some illness like that and covet just like made it worse, basically because I think it did like lower your immune system.
Kyle:Yeah, that's the problem, like that. And kovat just like made it worse, basically because I think it did like lower your immune system. Yeah, that's the problem, shit like that.
Kevin:I think all diseases do.
Kyle:But especially did because, it was right, but do you know what they started? Fuck you know what they did. They stopped recording flu cases, flu deaths and flu cases the regular yearly flu that people die of every single year. Yeah, they stopped recording them during that two or three year time before so I just think there's a lot of. There was a lot of shady shit going on and I think it's carried into now. It's like we're like with all this politics of like, all, like it's on every fucking day.
Erick:It is crazy because, even like you, it almost like you can't even talk about it because it'll get flagged for whatever reason exactly.
Kevin:You know you know what I think it is like, why they would be skewing it, and I can tell you exactly why it's because it's for insurance reasons. Oh yeah and uh, getting a big check for all these people getting treated for covid with just a you know for those hospitals were getting paper Big money. And that's really all. Everything comes down to.
Ryan:It all comes down to money. My uncle died within 30 hours. Yeah, when he got COVID you mean COVID and double pneumonia. He was gone within like 30 hours. Day and a half, yeah, just about a day and a half.
Kyle:he was gone. I think pneumonia is like fucked up, isn't it? That's a fuck. Yeah, that's bad.
Ryan:Dude, every time I had gotten sick before COVID it was always the flu. I got the flu like three times Right and it was fucked up but I was fine.
Kevin:Yeah, pneumonia is like like you have like liquid in your lungs and it's like right, yeah, it's like yeah, like you like can't breathe, you're wheezy and coughing up blood or whatever it's, it's, it's fucked, it's not a good, not fun you guys.
Kyle:This is a comedy podcast. I don't know how we got here, but I don't know how we keep going back. I mean it's good shit. I just think it's like why the fuck are we arguing over fucking two 80-year-old dudes to be president keeping it that way? I was like why the fuck is everybody so?
Kevin:goddamn old I know. I wish we did have younger politicians in general.
Kyle:Because I think the law is you have to be over 40 to be president. 45.
Ryan:And you have to be living in the United States for 35 years, or at least something like that.
Erick:I'm sure they do it for a reason too.
Ryan:Yeah they do.
Erick:It deters people from even going into that Imagine if you go into that and then you have to wait 40 to become anything but see.
Kevin:I think, okay, the biggest problem I have with the presidential, like their whole term limit idea.
Ryan:Oh no, no. You're talking about yeah. Oh no, no. You're talking about the term limit. You're talking about the yeah, yeah, so the harris campaign.
Kevin:No, like, uh, no, I was gonna. I was gonna say like like it's fucked up that the presidents have like a limit but they're so powerful but yet senators also have very, almost equal to power, if you they damn near have it, but they have like term limit.
Ryan:They have no term limit.
Kevin:Yeah, they've been in there since the 80s.
Kyle:Isn't it the same with Congress? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Erick:What's the dude?
Kyle:who fucking spazzed out twice Mitch McConnell.
Ryan:Yeah, that senator dude. Have you seen the videos of when Joe Biden first Obama first came into Congress back in the 80s or 70s, whatever?
Kyle:it was. He was talking about black people and gays and shit.
Ryan:Talk black people and gay marriage.
Kevin:Yeah, we don't support that Fully against gay marriage.
Ryan:You know what I mean. I'm like bro.
Kevin:Yeah, that's politics, though they flip-flop all the time, they follow cultural trends, bro, and all it is now is a fucking.
Kyle:it's always money, like you bro, and all it is now is a fucking it's always money, like you said, it's just mostly money that's all that matters. People dudes fucking run for president mike pence is essentially running mike pence like a trump's old vp. Yeah, he announced his like presidency, like run his campaign, bro. They just do, they're never gonna win. They do it for money it money.
Ryan:It's not, it's all money. Yeah, what happened when Trump became?
Ryan:president, Tax write-offs too. What happened when Trump became?
Ryan:president, what did he do with his wages that he got from the government? It's $400,000 a year.
Kyle:Didn't mean, yeah, it was nothing to him. It was already worth fucking $100 billion he donated all of it.
Kevin:Yeah, you're not. They do have a weird critique. Whenever you become president in your own business, you do have to give it all up technically. But I think he passed it to his sons too.
Kyle:Yeah, Well, that was the whole thing. That's what really fucking turned to shit when Trump was in office. Once he got elected, it was everywhere the entire four years. Once he got elected, it was everywhere the entire four years. Fox and CNN every news station reported on Trump, every single day.
Kyle:Yeah, we became, because it used to be as soon as the election time would come up November time, whatever then people would start talking about politics and see who's running, whatever. That's how it used to be. It's every single day now. All CNN and Fox is is politics, whatever that's how it used to be.
Ryan:It's every single day now. All CNN and Fox is is politics now.
Kevin:There's no news. Cnn is fucked.
Ryan:They're all fucked. Cnn is fucked. They're all pretty fucked.
Ryan:They're all fucked.
Kyle:I agree with some liberal things and I agree with some Republican things. It's like I don't know. I don't look into it that much. I don't follow the shit that much. I believe what I believe and it is what it is. It's like the type of people who are, it's like religious people. Like hardcore Mormons For sure.
Ryan:Don't even get me started on fucking Mormons. They are the fucking worst.
Kyle:You don started on fucking Mormons. They are the fucking worst. You don't like the Mormon.
Ryan:They are the fucking worst.
Erick:The latter Don't say that.
Kyle:No no no, no, no the.
Ryan:Mormons? No, it's not even. Fuck the Mormons. Holy shit. Every single girl that I that I met in my high school run two. They're all dirty whores. They were freaks, dude. They're dirty whores. And now they all want to come back to their vows and their beliefs and all this shit.
Kyle:Well, dude, they can't even drink coffee or soda if you're like a devout Mormon no coffee, no soda, no sex before marriage.
Ryan:See you crazy. Every single bitch I met that was Mormon, drinking liquor, getting fucked up, fucking like a whore. You got me fucked up.
Kyle:Hell, no Well, I mean, that's a double edge of the sword, if you like. Grow up with very strict parents and all that shit.
Erick:You can either go crazy, I don't know, I think it's like they just so happen to be Mormon, but they were always like that, you know.
Kevin:Oh yeah, for sure, there's crazy whore type people like that aren't Mormons, that I know.
Ryan:No, they were just fucking whores, I think yeah, they were 14 years old, wanting to hang out with 18-year-olds 19-year-olds, you know what I mean Just whores.
Kevin:There's people like that in every.
Kyle:That's also the thing. It's like you grow up like that, no matter what parents you have, whatever they teach, you're either going. You're either staying exactly the course that they set or you're going fucking way off and you do something completely opposite of what your parents were trying to teach you. I feel especially in religious shit. Yeah, you know, it's like the devout, we'll just say Mormon devout, and they raise devout kids, but then one of their kids is fucking a slut, or?
Kevin:a whore.
Kyle:Yes, getting drunk and doing nothing, he's getting fucked. Not saying that Mormon people aren't normal, shaken, I guess you can't really put a. You don't have kids, right, kevin? No, you got a girlfriend.
Ryan:Fuck God damn it Me and. Kyle, how long you been seeing your fucking girl, your gash, god damn it. There you go, me and Kyle Me and Kyle are fucking double out here.
Kyle:Rizzler, how long you been seeing your fucking girl.
Kevin:Your gash. I mean, yeah, we're just talking more of a friendship so far. So, yeah, I'm not bragging about it.
Kyle:You should. You should friend zone her. Get back for all the fucking dudes that got friend zone. That's it. I got friend on for four years in high school Ooh.
Kevin:Yeah, I heard about that?
Ryan:Yeah, I know no.
Ryan:I did too. I did too. I have fun with the bag too many times.
Kevin:See, uh, my, uh. I mean, I've had bad relationships like that. So my mindset nowadays is I kind of just focus on stuff that I like to do, yeah, and then if I talk to a girl and I tell them about myself and stuff, and they're into it, and they're into it too.
Ryan:Then they're into it, it's cool. If not, fuck them, it's easy.
Kevin:Yeah, If not, it is what it is. If you really got to work on it, you know you got to put a lot of effort and you could feel like, ah, they're really not feeling it. I can tell.
Kyle:Like you just See Kyle, that's what Kyle says. You say that, but you say it in such a fucked up
Erick:way it doesn't make sense I am curious about. That is exactly how I feel.
Ryan:You articulated it in a very Let me speak for Kyle real quick.
Ryan:Speak for me, please, are you?
Ryan:and this girl, are you guys just hanging out what's going?
Kevin:on. Yeah, we're just hanging out so far. I'm kind of romancing more right now.
Ryan:I'm at that stage Nice.
Kevin:I'm keeping it cool and trying to Nice, but I'm not expecting anything. If something happens and nothing comes of it, then it's fine, it is what it is. Yeah, because it's more so like Actually.
Ryan:Let me ask you a question Is she texting you?
Kevin:Yeah, you guys like talking all day, yeah we talk, she works, she's pretty busy, she's a hygienist, but she talks pretty often my brother, my brother, my brother.
Ryan:My brother, my brother, my brother, my brother, my brother.
Kevin:God damn, she's cool. We have a lot in common, and that's really what started it Nice.
Ryan:See, I'm fucked up, but Kyle's more fucked up than I am, so we got to get Kyle into that shit.
Ryan:We got to find Kyle the bitch shit we gotta get.
Ryan:We gotta find kyle the bitch I think.
Kevin:I think kyle was was on something we do we gotta find kyle the bitch.
Kyle:Can you let our guest fucking talk, please?
Kevin:he's talking no, I, I think you're that's it go on kevin continue, uh, but I I mean, I mean you're right to an extent, but more so. Kyle was on to something earlier when he said, like you know, he's trying to uh change his views in some way, and you know try to be happier, don't I think?
Ryan:I think it starts there. Don't listen to a fucking word that kyle is saying. He's talking, fucking this motherfucker.
Erick:I feel like every guest we have is a hype man for you.
Ryan:Oh my god, everybody's hyping Kyle up. Don't listen to a fucking word that Kyle has to say. He's a fucking motherfucker. He's a good dude. I love Kyle to death. I love Kyle to death, but he's a motherfucker.
Kevin:No, I yeah, that's why.
Ryan:I love him. That's why I love him.
Kevin:He's a fucking motherfucker. Kevin knows what I'm saying, though I know what you're trying to say.
Kyle:We also look very similar.
Kevin:Oh yeah, kind of, we also look very similar. It might be related, man. Our brand names start with a K. We're pretty much brothers.
Ryan:Yeah, long lost. Colorado to Florida, buddy.
Kevin:You don't have a weird brother over there. Maybe that's you, man. You don't have a weird brother over there. Maybe that's you, man. I do think healthy relationships and stuff like that does come from. You got to have a good foundation for yourself.
Kyle:You have to be comfortable with yourself to know what you like or what you don't like.
Ryan:Why are?
Ryan:you not comfortable with yourself? What are you talking about, are you not?
Kyle:comfortable with yourself? I'm comfortable with myself, but I know there's things that I need to change.
Ryan:Why what do?
Kyle:you need to change about yourself. You like me how I am?
Ryan:Yes, I just told you that the whole fucking last pod. You're fine, buddy, you're an asshole. That's why I like you, you want a kiss.
Kyle:No, I don't want to kiss.
Ryan:No, I'm telling you you all sound like you're coming out. You say you like the way. You're all fucking squirreled up your fucking brain right now.
Kyle:Well, no, it's like, yeah, you put on like people from the outside, see, but I always say life, life is selfish, life is selfish as a bitch. Can you please not talk over me? Shut your goddamn mouth for two goddamn seconds. You're trying to. I'm trying to turn a new leaf here and you're making it really fucking hard.
Ryan:I'm making sure that you're not turning this fucking new leaf, because I can't deal with the fucking, the sensitive Kyle.
Erick:I can't deal with this fucking guy. So that's where you have the issue I can't deal with this fucking guy, ryan doesn't like to go deep.
Kyle:I do like to go deep. I do like to go deep.
Ryan:No, you don't Okay well hear him out, then Hear him out.
Kyle:I'm hearing you out, I'm hearing you out Same on an essential baseline level Life is selfish.
Kevin:True.
Kyle:Yeah, thank you guys. Yes, but because you don't know how anybody else is thinking. You're the only person even if you've been, like Eric, been with your girl for a very long time, you never know what they're thinking really or what's going on with them internally, cause nobody is 100% open with themselves to the outside world. You're the only person you know 100% and you know what makes you feel good, what you're doing right, what you're doing wrong, what you need to change. Like life is selfish in that way where you need to make sure I feel like you're good, like you feel good with yourself and comfortable with everything going on inside of you, to be able to like for for other people to perceive that from you. Do you know what I mean? Yes, otherwise it's fake.
Ryan:No, I agree with you 100%.
Kevin:Yeah, 100%. You know, I was telling Eric about this one time, but there was a Japanese philosopher who came up with this idea that all people in general, like we put on five faces, and one of them is the face you put on for your co-workers like five face persona.
Ryan:I've seen this before. Yeah, the five face persona.
Kevin:Yeah so for people you work with your family, close family, and then you have like a one you have for yourself, and then there's another one that I forgot, but yeah there's, there's like a. I do think people think that way. But once you can find the real you not to sound so hippie and shit, but once you can figure out what shit you like, like everything clicks from there.
Ryan:But I love you. Kyle, I'm going to tell you this your problem is you don't talk to people. You don't talk to people.
Erick:Let that sink in Let it sink in, let it sink in.
Ryan:Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Erick:Let's keep letting it sink in.
Ryan:You talk to people too much, that's fine, I agree with that. I agree with that. I agree with that. The only person I talk to that much is Eric. We both have faults. We both have faults.
Kevin:Hey, only person I talked to that much is eric. We both have faults.
Erick:We both have faults, like, hey, we all do, yeah, we all do, everybody has faults, but you're you're. I will say something though, ryan, for you, because you know how you always have that. Sometimes it is like you can talk to different friends or family members a different type of way, like for some people you feel more comfortable talking to. Like me and ryan have talked about a lot of shit like, yeah, and I know you'll never, ever say it to anyone else, so it's no, so he does get down deep, but it's like he'll never do that probably with you.
Kevin:Yeah, it's the same thing we were just saying yeah, yeah, everyone has different faces for different groups and everything. Yeah, it's.
Kyle:That's just kind of how we're wired you look at eric differently than you look at me, and no, I do not.
Ryan:No, I do not. I have talked to you about some fucked up ass shit. Some fucked up ass shit, buddy.
Kevin:That you wouldn't share with Eric.
Ryan:Yes, no that's not true, no, I've told Eric a lot of crazy ass. I've told Eric and Brianna a lot of crazy ass shit.
Ryan:You tell them everything you tell me.
Ryan:You gotta talk to people, dude. If you go, okay I'll agree.
Kyle:I'm an introvert at heart.
Ryan:I get it from my mom If you're stuck in a rut, you don't know what's going on. Just fucking talk to somebody. Just talk to somebody. Just talk to somebody, buddy, that's all it is. I'm not here to judge you at all. Are you a motherfucker? Yes, 100,000%. That's why I love you. That's why I love you.
Kyle:Jesus, what did this podcast turn into?
Ryan:That's what.
Erick:I'm saying you got Ryan on a deeper level, man. No, you got.
Ryan:Ryan on a deeper level. Man Kyle was like you don't want to ever go deep. Yes, you have to fucking talk to people, buddy. That's how me and Erica got to where we are. That's true.
Kyle:Okay, we talk to each other about a lot of shit, I'm not very outward with my feelings and how I feel. I'm very much internal in how I think and how I go about this world. I'd rather be alone, and but that's but see, that's what I'm. It's the same thing for everyone, though it's like you're still trying to figure that out. It's like it's not I can't. It's not me going out and just talking to everybody. I know it's gonna change shit it's not.
Ryan:I mean it's not, it's not, it's not. But I agree with you because I'm on the same thing you are. I want to be by myself majority of the time, which is comfortable. I'm comfortable being by myself.
Kyle:You know what I mean. You got to get comfortable being uncomfortable. That's the only thing I took from wrestling.
Ryan:You're preaching to the choir right now, my brother.
Ryan:You're preaching to the choir, but your problem is you got to talk to people, dude?
Ryan:You have to just not even talk to people. If you have to just Not even talk to people, if you're going through some shit, you have to let a motherfucker know.
Kyle:Yeah, but that's all it is. But then on some level I feel like that's like Bro, it's like I can figure I'm a man.
Ryan:I'm a dog.
Ryan:I can figure it out. Man, that's not what I can figure my own shit out. See, I agree with you, okay. Okay, what are you talking? Listen, I love how you just said that, because I'm on the same thing. But when you're going through some shit, you're going through some shit, you have to talk it out. That's all it is.
Kyle:I understand. I've always Made it through when I think I'm fucking. When we broke, we're broke. It's like I can always find my like way through all that shit. It was like without cause I I have. I have a weird thing of being like I'm not going to ask. I've haven't asked my parents for money in a long time, like I hate. I have a block where I hate asking for things.
Ryan:We've talked about this before. I hate doing that.
Kyle:I hate feeling like I am owing somebody something or I need somebody to do something for me. 100% I can figure it out myself and I can do that yeah.
Ryan:I understand.
Kyle:That's definitely like a block for me, I guess.
Ryan:No, no, no, I understand what you're saying, but Even before you get to that point, you gotta talk about it. This is all it is.
Kevin:Just talk about it, buddy see, I think, I think you guys are on the right track, but I I think he does need to talk about it. But the the thing is kyle has to really find someone he could like talk to someone like on a deeper level is what you're looking for. You can talk to 100 people and that won't really change anything. But if you find one really good person that could really help you figure stuff out in your mind like a companion or someone deeper A really hot slut, oh yeah.
Ryan:I hate the companion word you don't like companions.
Ryan:It's not a companion really hot slut.
Erick:Oh yeah, I hate the companion word. Oh yeah, you don't like companions. It's not a companion. Kevin, be careful with what you say. I agree with everything. What?
Ryan:you're saying but me and Kyle are fucking dolo out here in this world. You know what I mean we're fucking dolo. I talk, just keep it to yourself, man, are we not dolo?
Kyle:Don't it to yourself, man. Are we not dolo? Don't bring me into your bullshit.
Ryan:Are you not as dolo as I am?
Kyle:Just because we don't have girlfriends.
Ryan:Yes.
Kyle:He's just relating.
Ryan:See, no, I'm saying. That's why I understand. I agree with everything. You're just saying 100,000%, 100,000%. But do I have somebody that I can rely on besides my mom? No, but do I have somebody that I can rely on besides my mom? No, yeah, with you right.
Kevin:Well, I think everyone's different too, like you know, like some people can get through mental things without help, like you guys are saying, like they can just pull through it, but there are some people that do need a little bit of help, and it's not the fault of anyone, it's just you know, it's like a wiring thing in your brain and you know everyone's different in that way. So, like I know you guys are boys, like you're saying, but Kyle might be looking for you know just another person to talk to on a deeper, deeper level. Like I know you guys are already deep, you know, like you're saying, but maybe he wants you know more people too, you know.
Kyle:What do you want to? Do you want to? I don't know, I don't listen to Kevin. No, I'm here with Kevin. He's hitting it right.
Ryan:Dude, I'm agreeing with him. 100,000%, 100,000%.
Kyle:He's articulating what I can't.
Kevin:But Exactly, but like, but, like you're saying, like you don't really Do you need, like comfort, like a structure, no, Some kind of no.
Ryan:Okay, I'm not like that at all.
Ryan:No, Okay, he's a party boy.
Ryan:I'm not a party boy. I'd rather just like to the point, to where I'm at in my life right now. I'm just good being by myself. That's good.
Kevin:Yeah, that's great, I'm just good being Dolo you know what I mean, See, and that's great, man Like you're able to be independent in that way. That's great for the mental fortitude. But you know, for some people like Kyle, and that's normal, Just trying to find a deeper thing, he's trying to figure it out, I guess, in a weird hippie kind of way.
Ryan:No, it's not a weird hippie kind of way. No, it is, it's not.
Ryan:It's not it's not.
Kevin:It's not Kyle needs to talk, but he doesn't like to fucking talk. No, I get your frustration, though.
Ryan:No, because it's like you know what I'm saying? No, hold on, Hold on. Let me just break it down. Let me break it down. No, no, no Hold on.
Erick:Okay, I know where you're coming from. You're saying he doesn't like to talk, it right? No, Kyle doesn't like talking it. It's not comfortable.
Ryan:You can talk to me about anything, motherfucker, I don't fucking care, I don't fucking care, you just want you to be the person I talk to.
Kevin:Yeah.
Ryan:That's not what I said. I'm not here to talk to you. The person I talk to is this motherfucker right here you want to be my companion. No, it's not, I don't want to be your companion.
Kyle:But if you are fucking, carlos is a companion. That's what it is. Carlos is my companion. Carlos is your companion. Nah, man, I don't talk about Like my real shit with y'all. Why, fuck you? Why Don't wanna? Why? It's literally like we brought Like a therapist on here. Why?
Ryan:Why I never wanted to, too Me and Eric have talked about Some crazy ass shit before. Okay, spilling the beans, that's good. I never wanted to, too Me and Eric have talked about some crazy ass shit before Spilling the beans, just having some good talks.
Kyle:I think that's good for your guys' relationship.
Ryan:What the fuck, is it for our relationship? Then, buddy, what is that? Jerry what do you think, Jerry Kyle? We're not chilling all this week. We're not chilling all this week, Hanging the fuck out. That's all we were doing.
Kyle:You're not understanding.
Ryan:We think differently, we do different shit. I'm understanding what you're saying.
Kyle:You're not fully grasping it, though You're not understanding.
Ryan:You're not understanding what I'm trying to say.
Kyle:I think I am.
Ryan:Not at all, buddy, tell me.
Kyle:Say something funny though.
Ryan:You are such a bottle Like you're like a bottle that you find on the beach Like the waves come in. I find a bottle With a note in it. Oh, that's a note.
Kyle:Oh, I'm a message in a bottle, message in a bottle. Great song, great song. That's a great song, great song.
Ryan:Yeah, you know what I mean. You just don't like Talking about shit, and I don't understand why. Because you always say what do you always say? You said you're not my friends, you're my coworkers, you're my coworkers Fact. What are we doing right here, buddy? What are we doing right now?
Kevin:See, you know, what's funny is? You're basically like trying to figure out why an introvert's an introvert. It's just one of those things.
Ryan:Kyle's playing the fiddle right now.
Kevin:Oh okay, kyle is, we can just change the topic.
Ryan:We're not changing this fucking topic because I'm fucking picking Kyle's brain right now.
Erick:We gotta ask our guests some questions. We have to ask our guests questions.
Ryan:I'm glad Kevin's here. I'm fucking glad he is, because Kevin's asking questions that I would not want to ask Kyle.
Erick:Ask away to Kevin. Kyle is not an introvert. Kyle is not a fucking introvert.
Ryan:Kyle is an extrovert hiding inside an introvert's body.
Erick:Kyle, just agree to that. Agree, I agree.
Ryan:Kyle, if you go out to the bar, are you going to be a weirdo and be like, Just agree?
Kyle:No, I'm not going to be like that, exactly.
Ryan:So you're an extrovert.
Kyle:I'm a fucking, I'm a, I'm a.
Ryan:You're a dog.
Kyle:We're all dogs. What's a ghoul to a goblin bro?
Ryan:Exactly.
Erick:Thank you. There you go, there you go.
Ryan:Thank you.
Erick:Thank, thank you, thank you. He's such a fucking motherfucker Sometimes it's hard to crack an egg.
Ryan:I keep banging on it See.
Kevin:I know, Kevin, I love Kyle to death.
Ryan:No, I can tell, I love all three of these motherfuckers to death, but this motherfucker, sometimes he just does not like the. He's a fucking motherfucker. Kyle Douglas Stewart. I'll say it on the air KDS.
Kyle:Are you trying to fucking dox me right now?
Ryan:I am trying to dox you right now, Because you're a motherfucker dude. We're not chilling this week. We're not hanging the fuck out. That's what I'm trying to say. We're not hanging out.
Kyle:I will, like Eric said, I will say yes, we'll change topics right now.
Ryan:Rewind Back to before you were Such a fucking pussy.
Kyle:Oh god, here we go. Oh, here we go Back to before you were.
Ryan:Kyle's back in the dickhead, kyle.
Kyle:A pussy worrying about my feelings. Bro, don't worry about my fucking feelings, you just worry.
Ryan:You just worry me sometimes, you do, you do. You worry me sometimes how?
Kyle:Should I say I'm gonna kill myself?
Ryan:Not even that, because I've told you that many times, I'm gonna fucking kill myself what all right.
Erick:When's the last time you've been to a concert?
Ryan:it's been a while, buddy would you? Go see. I gotta go pee I also have to piss.
Kyle:I was hoping you guys would keep it going. No, no, keep it going go one at a time.
Erick:All right, I'll go, I'll go first. No, you fucker, all right. So when's the when's the last time you went to a concert?
Kyle:Me and my stepdad went to a Fleetwood Mac cover band in Daytona. It was for like a memorial. Not memorial, it was like a veteran service. They were handing out awards for veterans in the community. They were actually pretty fucking good. The main lady sounded pretty similar to stevie nicks. That's cool, but it had me. It did make me think is like these cover bands are just like they sound, like they just play like kind of bullshit gigs, ripping off other people's shit. Like kind of made me feel weird, as like thinking about all those cover bands who just cover other people's shit.
Erick:But I mean I don't. I mean, I see what you're saying, but it's also like they're also playing homage to them. Like imagine, I've never heard of that band and I pull up and they're playing that, right, but then again it is a show about that. So I'd have to obviously know what that's what and it was like she was dressed up exactly like Stevie Nicks.
Kyle:There was no deviation from the source material. They did it exactly that way. It just made me feel weird about cover bands like that.
Kevin:Yeah, I think cover bands have to license a lot of the music too.
Kyle:So the bands that originally wrote the pieces are getting paid for it in some way. Even is that just if they like, record it, like if they record it and put it?
Kevin:out. No, you're performing it too, really, yeah, you're supposed to pay like a fee, like a, like a. What do they call that? Like a royalty? Yeah, royalties yeah, you do pay if you want to be legit. I mean you can have like a backyard, whatever, and that's probably fine. But if you get caught then you get fined and all that legal stuff. But yeah, so they do get some kickbacks, you're right that's good.
Kyle:I just thought about like how weird of a life is that to just be like it's strange yeah it's like it feels like not very creative, I guess.
Erick:How do you think the like on uh, what's it new york on the strip, what do they do? Dress up like? Uh, yeah, those guys, they, they dress up as what buzz lightyear uh, yeah, they're all, yeah, like that's what they do like, that's the version of you know doing a cover it just seems like such a weird fucking life to me yeah, it's like a I don't know.
Kevin:I think it's more of a passion thing. They just like yeah, I'm bringing their favorite. Think it's more of a passion thing.
Kyle:They just like yeah, I'm bringing their favorite artist, I guess so you would, you would hope, yeah, I would hope that it was that imagine they just hate it.
Kevin:They're like fuck, I hate this song, dude, why do?
Kyle:I making fucking. Yeah, I should have went to college what? You go to a lot of concerts, though, I'm sure yeah, I've been to a few.
Kevin:I've been to a lot, a lot, but I've been to a few. I've had a lot of, a lot of good shows, some indie bands who's the biggest person you've seen?
Kyle:I know eric's been to fucking travis scott and shit um the biggest person I've seen so far is uh.
Kevin:I went to a show in boca and it was uh, it was a few bands. It was a emo like metalcore kind of sound and it was a few bands. It was emo metalcore kind of sound and it was Pierce the Veil and Don Bronco and some other sludgy, more metal bands. What was the other band? I think Pierce the Veil is probably the biggest I've seen.
Kevin:I've heard of Pierce the Veil. They're pretty good if you like emo kind of stuff my sister's favorite band so we went to go see them and it was cool, it was fun, a lot of goth chicks and stuff. That's what I really like about like just concerts in general. It's cool people to meet you bump into and you're like the same interests, like you can make friends if you you know are cool yeah, I don't know.
Kyle:That's what I've always found weird about concerts. It's like are you there to like? Hang out or like actually listen to the artists, like performing.
Ryan:We're supposed to go to a concert at night, your brothers or brothers friends?
Kevin:oh yeah, what kind of ass I have to listen to that you showed me yeah, they gotta get a new lead vocalist damn
Erick:like that that shit is I want. I did want to go. So who, what? What is this?
Kyle:I mean I feel like those underground shits are pretty fun. They'd be fun to go to.
Kevin:I've been to some really small bars and if it's a good band and they know how to do, no, it was in downtown Woodland, by the way. Like it's cool man. Yeah, some local people are pretty good, but you know, yeah, there's always going to be bad.
Erick:You never know Good or bad.
Kevin:That, yeah, there's always going to be bad. You never know Good or bad. That's kind of the fun of it too, especially if you live in a really cool area that has a scene of some kind Like just bars and stuff.
Ryan:Kevin, I was telling Eric I said I could have got us on the fucking guest list, we could have got in for free.
Erick:Then that was supposed to happen tonight. That was tonight. Oh man Dang.
Ryan:Yeah so it was it was Cartier with the Chalk Tiger and Six Dogs and more what kind of music is it? It's fucking I don't. I mean, I don't really listen to them like that and they're all like local, like yeah.
Ryan:I'm from Jacksonville, well, you like, you went to what you're from Jacksonville.
Kevin:I'm from Jacksonville yeah there's this one indie group from there that's really good Flip Turn. You ever heard of that band or know anything about that?
Ryan:No, I know. All I know is Chalk.
Kevin:Tiger. Oh yeah, it's all just Chalk Tiger. Yeah, those guys actually came to St Pete not too long ago and they're really good live. They're probably one of the best bands to come out that I've seen indie Shoot.
Erick:Ryan goes to what was the last country. You went to Blueface. You heard of Blueface.
Ryan:Blueface, yeah, yeah, blueface, yeah.
Erick:I went to Blueface, blueface, jackboy and where Orlando it was a good time Somewhat. What happened?
Ryan:Just a lot of people and cops and shit. Not good things. No, it was like 2019.
Erick:Oh, really To go see Blueface, yeah, yeah.
Ryan:How much were?
Erick:the tickets Like 10 bucks a piece.
Ryan:Did you go with a couple friends? No, I went with my 2X's before. This is my.
Kevin:XX See, that's the other thing about concerts Blueface concert was in a fucking warehouse.
Kyle:It was in an empty warehouse.
Ryan:No, it was. No, it was in one of the little. We wanted to go see the gun show or whatever. Yeah, it was in there.
Kyle:There was like 10 people in there.
Ryan:That's cool.
Kyle:Fucking wild.
Ryan:Hold on. This is 2019. Yeah you'll have to send that video to Eric.
Kevin:I do like small scenes like that. Yeah, you'll have to send that video to Eric. I do like small scenes like that, especially when they're cheap. Tickets are cheap Because that's the other thing that sucks about concerts, man, Especially bigger shows. It's hard to get tickets and if you do, they're fucking expensive.
Kyle:Yeah, everybody buys them out and they fucking scalp them.
Kevin:Yeah, and they scalp them, or.
Ryan:Ticketmaster fucking they just got hacked again recently yesterday Taxing like a motherfucker.
Kevin:There's like issues like that. And yeah, there was a band I wanted to see like a few weeks ago Sleep Token, and they're like this newer metal band and they finally came to the US for the first time and they were going to be in Tampa and I got on the like because I listened to him so much on spotify I was able to get on like a special, like vip, to get a ticket first. But even those tickets were like to get it first, like it was like 160 dollars for like fucking shitty seats. It sucked the fuck. Yeah, there's like, and that's that's why I was like fuck dude, it's hard to see like big bands anymore, like and don't. That's why I was like fuck dude, it's hard to see big bands anymore and don't pay for it so much yeah, I remember the biggest one I went to was Red Rocks in Colorado.
Kyle:Pretty big venue for any band. It's like a fucking dope-ass outdoor amphitheater and I saw Tim McGraw there, cool and he was fucking tight. But we paid like $220 for general admission yeah yeah to get in there.
Kyle:And then the other person I saw a disclosure at red rocks as well. That's cool. Disclosure was actually tight as fuck. I bet that sounds cool. Yeah, I didn't think I'd like it, but that one was fucking sick. Tim McGraw, just me and my boys we were. It was like senior year in high school and we were just trying to get the people in front of us to buy us beer. The entire time we were just trying to convince them. She was like a school teacher and she was like, well, she was already fucked up, did she? Yeah, she bought us all a beer, nice, gave us money. Yeah, she bought us all a beer, nice, give her the money. But like it took like fucking two hours and kept trying because she was like I'm just a t, I'm a teacher, I can't do that for you.
Kyle:Like there's no way. Like fucking, get us a beer lady.
Erick:Fuck, we did get beers at some point when do you remember the first time you ever drank a beer?
Kyle:not a beer. The first time I got drunk was that Tim McGraw concert. Oh really, that's cool.
Ryan:Senior year is the first time you got drunk.
Kyle:First time I got drunk, first time I tried nicotine, first time I did everything was senior year. I was a fucking straight lace man Going to the gym. I competed.
Kevin:Yeah.
Kyle:Bodybuilding my junior year.
Ryan:First time I got drunk.
Kyle:Was four locos how old 14.
Ryan:That's about right what do you mean that's about?
Kyle:right. I feel like it just kind of messed up with your brain. I was smoking cigarettes in middle school.
Kevin:Dang, how'd you get those as friends?
Ryan:As friends.
Kyle:Yeah, you were hanging out with 22 year olds.
Ryan:No, I was hanging out because this was before the fucking nicotine laws changed. I was 14 hanging out with 18 year olds. Yeah back when I was 18. When I was 18. I lived the high life for like two years, 18 to 20. Get everything I wanted besides alcohol.
Kyle:Then they changed it, then they changed it.
Ryan:Then they changed it To 21 for nicotine Fucking bullshit. What do you mean? What do you mean? It's fucking bullshit, man.
Kyle:Yeah, I don't get ID'd for beer, but they have to scan your ID for any nicotine product. Why it's like is that why I've never? Yeah, it's weird that they don't have to ID you for alcohol, but they have to for nicotine At any. They don't have to id you for alcohol, but they have to for nicotine at any gas station, at least here in florida.
Kyle:Yeah, it's like, I don't know. I've fucking never hit a vape and wanted to drive 110 miles an hour down the freeway. No, it's like, but I'll fucking drink a 12 pack and fucking do it. I've never done that. My fucking car can't go that fast.
Ryan:What are you talking about?
Kyle:But people do fucking. They'd rather you drunk drive than drive with a lit cigarette.
Ryan:Yeah.
Kyle:Fucking pussies.
Ryan:They'd rather you drunk drive than drive high.
Kyle:I'm going to storm the Capitol again Again.
Ryan:Wait, wait. You were a part of that. You were part of that. You were part of that.
Kyle:I look like a couple of the dudes out there.
Ryan:They all went to federal prison? Yeah, they went to.
Kevin:They all went to prison. Dang, if we put some face paint on you and some horns man, you kind of Get like a fucking, yeah, the fucking Spartan shield and some horns, some Viking, fucking shit, some Viking.
Ryan:Yeah, have we always said that you descend from or ascend from, ascend Descend, descend from A Viking Something.
Kyle:It has to be, it has to be. I'm gonna be. It's just in my blood, man.
Ryan:Has your family done the?
Kyle:23andMe shit. No, give my blood to the Fucking Government Cause I'm my mom did it. Done the 23andMe shit. No, give my blood to the fucking government Cause.
Ryan:I'm, my mom did it. That's from my mom's side. I'm Irish, russian, scottish, german, polish. Damn, you're no no, no, no, Not Polish, scottish, you're a fucking mutt. And then English.
Ryan:Nah, I'm just white boy.
Kevin:Gross. Did you get percentages to like on what? Yeah, my mom got all of them.
Ryan:Yeah, but that's just my mom. I got to do one for my dad too.
Kyle:Well, you just do one and then it's all there.
Ryan:OK.
Ryan:OK.
Kevin:You know, you know it's funny is the percentages are super different for siblings, even like parents, like they're like one percentage, but then the you think like siblings would be closer, but they're actually not. Like, uh, you could have a brother that's more like polish or something than you?
Erick:how many siblings do you have, kevin?
Kevin:uh, I have one, there's one. No, I have more. My dad is a hoe, so he has more, that I my dad was a hoe never really talked to my dad was a hoe too.
Ryan:I have rip yeah, so I have a few technically, I have three older brothers and a younger sister.
Kyle:Dang, but your dad's dead.
Ryan:Now he is dead. He died in 2002. Dickhead, thanks for asking.
Erick:That's the old Kyle back he got to see the towers.
Ryan:Come on man, I don't, I don't.
Kyle:He saw the towers. He doesn't even remember the date.
Ryan:No, he died, no, no, no. He died 13 days before the towers. He didn't see the towers. No, he died in 2002 God damn it. End of August, and my dad died in August.
Kyle:Everybody needs to see the towers. No, do you show what?
Ryan:they did, bro. You show Black Ops, black Ops, call of Duty 6 right.
Erick:The 9-11 shit. Wait, what Was that? Fucked Back up, black up, black up, black up. It sounded like A Chief Keef thing.
Kyle:They are bringing Fucking. They're trying to put 9-11 into Ryan's tapped out Of the podcast now.