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Episode 16: Dreams and sometimes nightmares
Ever had a dream so vivid it left you questioning reality? Leilany kicks off our latest episode with a chilling recount of just that, sparking an enthralling chat about the mysteries of dreams, sleep paralysis, and the art of lucid dreaming. We shift gears to lighter fare, swapping stories about tattoos, the towering heights of NBA players, and the peculiar joys of solo travel. Our love for New York City and the enchantment of Broadway plays also make an appearance as we weave humor and heartfelt reflection throughout.
Our discussion then takes an educational turn as we decipher the often-misunderstood term "liberal arts" and its academic siblings. Sharing our personal battles with high school and college, we touch on the impacts of COVID-19 on educational journeys. A debate about the allure of good handwriting in relationships spirals into deeper musings on love and meaningful connections, blending humor with genuine introspection.
Finally, we tackle weightier subjects, from career aspirations in museum curation to the sobering realities of racism and the Holocaust. Tensions rise as we debate gender roles, financial independence, and the contrasts between corporate and nonprofit careers. With raw honesty and passion, we explore our social needs, respect, and values in today's complex world. Special guest Leilany brings fresh viewpoints, adding depth and dynamism to our exchange. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and insights in this candid episode.
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and now we're getting a copyright. So welcome back, leilani thank you you said you're in a bad mood, you're going to some weird mexican play oh god, yes, because all of latin american america is mexican well, kind of oh no, thank you, ryan.
Speaker 2:Thank you, no, but I was gonna go to a play.
Speaker 3:I was gonna go to, that's kyle's favorite thing to do is categorize oh yeah continue no, I was gonna go to an event and it was like a pretty serious one.
Speaker 2:So I had a weird day. I didn't want to do anything serious. I said that's just gonna bring me down more. So here I am.
Speaker 1:Wait, but why are you down or in the beginning?
Speaker 2:I don't know if I'm down necessarily. I just feel really strange. I had like A dream that really fucked me up. When I woke up, what was the?
Speaker 1:I'm not laughing at your fucked up dream the dog dropped something. What was your dream?
Speaker 2:I'd rather not talk about it. But, um, how fucking, what was your dream?
Speaker 1:I'd rather not talk about it, but um do you guys fucking weird was his dream I have weird dreams on like a regular basis.
Speaker 2:Yeah, really yeah I have really weird dreams too, but it was more so like this one maybe felt too close to reality. Like I have some like crackhead energy type dreams most of the time, this one was like people I know, things that could happen, kind of fucked me up and I got that.
Speaker 3:That happened to me like a little nervous. Happened to me two weeks ago and I was with this motherfucker death no, it wasn't death.
Speaker 2:It I mean, do you guys? It's a question, do you feel, do you guys believe that there's anything behind dreams, like could there be a message behind? No no, you don't believe.
Speaker 1:I mean your mind creates the dreams, obviously, but I don't think there's no. Every time you try to explain a dream, every time you try to explain a dream to somebody, it sounds fucking retarded but it's insane.
Speaker 3:It's insane when you're going through it, yeah yeah, I don't think, because you can fucking.
Speaker 1:I've looked at all that, not all the shit, but like all the symbolism and they have books and all these people who say that this means this, and that means that it's like you can make any of that mean anything no, but you also have said you've had dreams to where you know you're dreaming. I've never, oh yeah I've had like sleep paralysis and shit like that. Never had that before.
Speaker 1:Those are weird for sure I used to get that when I was a kid, or like yeah, lucid dreaming when you know you're dreaming and I just try to like grope any chick in there because I'm like this is a dream, I'm trying to get some, I'm trying to get mine what'd you say?
Speaker 3:you said those are the best ones, dude. It's the best best ones, dude I'm just trying to get mine no, I did have a weird like a really weird dream two weeks ago. It fucked me up for like three or four days. It was weird, it was really weird.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what was yours?
Speaker 3:That we were in Daytona and I got shot.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you said you died.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't die. No, I got fucking shot Like fucking bullet grazed my arm, but it was scary, like really scary.
Speaker 1:Pussy, really scary pussy. Is that why you got blood?
Speaker 2:tattooed on yourself. Now. Oh yeah, ryan, you got new tattoos. He got new tattoos. He was showing off. When I came in, I was not showing off.
Speaker 3:I said I asked you if you liked tattoos okay what if somebody said no then fuck you, I don't care. I got told I look like a nba 2k my player but your stats aren't very good.
Speaker 1:If you you were 2K.
Speaker 3:I'm averaging 35 points a game. How tall are you? 5'6".
Speaker 1:Sure Nope 5'5" max.
Speaker 3:Not 5'5".
Speaker 1:You ever known a fucking how tall is Muggsy Buggs? 5'4" Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Muggsy Buggs, he was tiny. Shit he was tiny. He was like 5'4", 5'3", something like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe he could ball in there.
Speaker 3:What about Nate Robinson?
Speaker 1:I don't know who that is. Let's uh Leilani, you know anything about sports.
Speaker 2:I only know soccer. I don't do Yuck Basketball Football.
Speaker 3:Football.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Excuse me.
Speaker 2:In Mexico, yeah, in the mexican culture known as football.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not mexican, so I don't ascribe to mexican culture but you're gonna go see a mexican play. It wasn't mexican, it was argentinian I only know like do you know, wicked um?
Speaker 3:I've seen a couple plays, I've been to a couple I'm trying to figure out if I, like you've been to a couple by yourself no man I went to.
Speaker 1:I saw wicked on broadway when I was in like eighth grade for a school trip did you like it?
Speaker 2:was it cool to go to broadway?
Speaker 1:it was fucking sick. Yeah, the production value is fucking tight. It's pretty cool. What else did I see?
Speaker 2:I don't know yeah, I'm planning to go to new york um in August, so it'd be cool to see something on Broadway.
Speaker 1:I think they're just expensive as fuck.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I'm sure I probably won't even be able to go.
Speaker 1:They're tight. I love New York, I love visiting New York. That shit is so cool.
Speaker 2:I wish I could travel alone, but I don't feel comfortable doing that.
Speaker 1:Get a gun, get a gun. It'd nice to just decide to go wherever and then do my own thing. You know, I have to worry about nobody else sometimes I get scared walking the streets at night uh, yeah, why are you walking the streets at night? Don't worry about what I'm doing ghoul. I'm a ghoul fucking ghoul. Do you know anything about the n, not the n n, nwa, the WNBA?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Kaitlyn Clark is getting her ass whooped, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:Did you see what? The Kaitlyn? What is it? They're about to play. Angel Reese and Kaitlyn Clark are about to play. Tickets are like $400 a piece. Get the fuck out of here. It's the highest since like 2015 or 14.
Speaker 1:Leilani, would you go to a WNBA game?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Thank you, thank you, nobody would. Thank you, nobody would. Anybody pretending like they're fucking going to watch these bitches play basketball is like all these famous people going and like pretending to be into it. Get fucked. Jimmy Butler was out there, dude. Have you seen the fucking highlights just from that fucking Angel Reese and Kaitlyn Clark fucking game? They suck, they're terrible, they suck.
Speaker 3:They suck.
Speaker 1:Angel Reese might be the worst fucking player I've ever seen, dude, and she's getting like. My TikTok is full of this shit. It's just watching Angel Reese miss a layup, get her own rebound, miss another one, get a rebound again. It's like dude, fuck you.
Speaker 3:Well, how about the Mavericks? Shit the fucking bed, buddy. Yeah Well, let's Shit the fucking bed.
Speaker 1:Leilani.
Speaker 2:Yes, sir.
Speaker 1:What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 3:You have the floor, leilani. What do you want to talk about you? You have the floor, leilani. What do you want to talk about? Gosh y'all, give me the floor and then I get stage fright oops.
Speaker 1:Well, don't look at me what's been going on in your world, leilani uh, just been busy.
Speaker 2:I guess, I don't know. It's been a little bit of a break because I am in school getting my master's degree, so I'm, you know, summer break.
Speaker 1:So applaud, applaud, for that must be must be fucking nice getting my degree.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's freaking rough, oh my gosh I never.
Speaker 3:What are you getting a master's in?
Speaker 2:I'm getting my master in liberal studies, so anything from religion to philosophy, to art, I I took a philosophy class.
Speaker 3:It was pretty cool. I didn't pass it, but it was pretty cool.
Speaker 2:It's hard, like way harder than I expected it to be, but it's cool, interesting.
Speaker 1:What was it called Liberal arts?
Speaker 2:Liberal studies.
Speaker 1:Liberal studies.
Speaker 3:I took liberal arts in high school. That was my math class. I'm sorry that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it was a liberal arts math class my sophomore year. What the fuck does that mean? How was that structured? I don't know. I took Algebra 1, and then it was liberal arts. That's not bad.
Speaker 1:I'd like to take a Republican arts class. That's what I'd like to take. Why's that? That was a stupid joke. Fuck the libs bro, fucking retarded Liberal arts. I fuck the libs, bro, fucking three times now liberal arts well, I don't. I just don't understand what that means. I don't know. Liberal arts, what do you like want to do after with that? It's not liberal arts is liberal studies oh, liberal studies isn't the same fucking thing.
Speaker 2:I don't fucking know. No, because I mean, for example, philosophy wouldn't necessarily be considered an art like art specifically, they categorize paintings and stuff yes, but also like theater, dance music, that's kind of Modern art. Modern art is a movement, not a.
Speaker 1:Modern art fucking sucks.
Speaker 2:I have mixed feelings about it.
Speaker 1:That's retarded.
Speaker 2:Mixed feeling.
Speaker 1:I think all art is pretty fucking gay.
Speaker 3:Oh, great, right Ryan, I took an art class.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm sure you did.
Speaker 3:I did, I did. I canceled the class after three days.
Speaker 1:I think everybody had to take an art class in high school.
Speaker 3:No, this is in college. You didn't go to college. Yes, I went to college.
Speaker 1:Did you get your master's?
Speaker 3:Oh no, I made like three semesters. I went to Daytona State. What were you studying? Or was it just general studies, business administration?
Speaker 1:Yeah, just general. I don't know. Y'all talk a lot about how you dropped out of high school, so I just didn't think you'd be going back. I didn't think you could go to college with a GED.
Speaker 2:You can. But what made you want to go to college? Because clearly you don't love school.
Speaker 1:Clearly you didn't finish.
Speaker 3:You want to fight.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying Throwing some blows.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fuck them. No, I was trying to go to college but then COVID hit and I'm like, fuck it, I'm going to work, Going to work.
Speaker 2:It all went online, but what made you want to go to college? Because that's a full free decision.
Speaker 3:Because I didn't go to high school. I said to try to do it, you're gonna try to do it this time, try to do it. I passed everything besides. All right, I passed math but everything else.
Speaker 1:I took comp three, three times. You only passed math. I took oh comp one, three times, I did not pass it.
Speaker 2:Yikes, is that just english? English, yeah, I'm not fucking illiterate.
Speaker 3:I'll tell you that much I'm not illiterate pretty close.
Speaker 1:Is it just because I couldn't read any of your papers?
Speaker 3:I can't write. I can sign my name somewhere. I can't write.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your handwriting is pretty bad.
Speaker 3:I do it on purpose. Why?
Speaker 1:What would be the point of bad handwriting? Because mine's not good, but it's readable. It's passable. I got a shaky hand. You know what's fucked up. Girls always have the best handwriting. Do you have good handwriting? Yeah, if you meet a girl that doesn't have good handwriting, get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 2:But you know who has Better handwriting than me? My dad, he has gorgeous handwriting.
Speaker 1:My mom has good fucking handwriting. She does that like Cursive English, like just it's fucked up, like the mix, yeah, just it's fucked up like the mix, yeah, like some cursive into the regular yeah I have yeah, compared to my mom. But if you're like trying to fuck a girl, make her fucking write a sentence first. If you're trying to get with her and like make it a thing, make her write a fucking sentence and if it's not good, don't fucking do it what, what?
Speaker 1:bad handwriting you have to do unattractive dude okay you're fucked he's a man of standards, I guess I don't think bad handwriting is unattractive and mine's fucking not good. Do you want a woman to?
Speaker 2:like write you letters, hell yeah, okay, I'm impressed with that answer. I did not expect that.
Speaker 3:You want love notes and shit Love notes.
Speaker 1:I'd like to be in love.
Speaker 3:I would too.
Speaker 2:Have you ever been in? Love A few times, but like but like with a like in a relationship. Were you in love?
Speaker 1:No, I always hated the fucking bitches I was in a relationship with.
Speaker 2:What about you, ryan? Have you been in love? No, no, no, no, no. How long was, how long was your longest relationship?
Speaker 3:like almost three years damn, you didn't love her, why would you stay?
Speaker 1:for three years he loved that pussy, though I mean, I did somewhat at first, that feels like a waste of time to me. Was it a waste of time, ryan? Maybe, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I should have been out Probably like a year and a half before, but I thugged it out. Damn what the fuck you only got. I was living with somebody.
Speaker 1:She had that good nosh.
Speaker 3:A good throat. A good throat.
Speaker 1:There she goes. She could suck the fucking meat off you dude oh god, fucking legs in the air, toes curling.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's awesome, there's a woman here.
Speaker 2:Ryan, I do love this, I do I don't make me feel weird, my humor my sense of humor is so crude, it's insane, and that's like that's been problematic for me because I've like dated guys recently and their humor is just so dry and I feel like I can't get with someone unless they have that type of sense of humor.
Speaker 1:I said it before I hate motherfuckers. You could say anything, to be it. I'm not going to be like dude. Seriously, shut the fuck up. It's like you get like so offended at like anything. Be like you really shouldn't say that, dude. It's like that's really fucked up. I can't think of one thing. No, maybe a couple of things I can't say on youtube, but or for the, for the listeners, but yeah, I don't know. So liberal science studies, studies, studies, liberal studies what did you want to do with that?
Speaker 2:so I'm interested in the museum field and particularly education related to museums. So I would like to work in operations for a museum. Does that pay good?
Speaker 1:I don't know what the fuck that means. I don't either.
Speaker 2:I was asking if it pays good is everything it's all just money was money was I mean yeah, so it like a curator
Speaker 3:yeah, stuff like that are you gonna be doing like so.
Speaker 2:If I was in elementary school when I came to a tour to a museum, you're gonna be like my vital guide no, I would want to be in a higher position than that, which is why I'm getting my master's degree, so I can be in those higher positions you decide on what's going out yeah, things like that. And I did do an internship when I had graduated my bachelor's degree at a museum where I did curate an exhibition, so I've got some experience already what exhibit was it? I don't want to say because y'all are going to say some terrible.
Speaker 3:Let's look, I need to hear it now. I need to hear it.
Speaker 2:No, I mean, it was an exhibition of martin luther king you're on the right track rosa parks that she's from the same movement, but malcolm x no, it wasn't about a particular person, it was about the history civil rights. Can I talk? Sure, I'm just guessing, huh so all of that was kind of folded in there some way. It was the history of racism in america, with a particular focus on the kkk oh my god, oh my god it was called uprooting prejudice. So we talked about what was it called uprooting prejudice uprooting prejudice so obviously the kkk was the bad guy there.
Speaker 1:We were talking about the history of them and did you have like authentic hoods and stuff in there?
Speaker 2:we did have one in the case, yeah get the fuck out yeah, I have a picture on my phone if you want to see it I think we know what they look like. I bet y'all do was it signed?
Speaker 1:did you have the grand? What do they call grand wizard? The grand wizard?
Speaker 2:it was pretty scary. I remember when we first got it into the museum it was like in the storage room and I had to go back there to get something. I opened the thing and it's like looking at me in the face. I my heart dropped. You put it on.
Speaker 1:Hell. No, I'll be honest with you, I would never, fucking ever go to that exhibit. It was kind of terrible. Probably not. You didn't pick the topic, did you? No, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't like the research. You know what?
Speaker 1:fucking exhibit was sick. I did a Titanic. Wait, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2:go to An exhibit on racism.
Speaker 1:That's a fucking downer Bro. I'm not trying to go to a museum To be sad. I went to the Holocaust.
Speaker 3:History is sad it is it's fucking. It is, but it's like I'm gonna. I went to the.
Speaker 1:Holocaust Museum In DC. That one's fucked up, that one's really fucked up.
Speaker 3:That one's fucked up, that one's fucked up, that's fucked.
Speaker 1:They literally have a room full of all their shoes.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like a mountain of their shoes and you, like the lady, was telling us the way it's laid out, like when you're walking up on like the second or third story, it's all like catwalks to make it look like, seem like you're a guard looking down on all these people. I was like yo.
Speaker 3:What the fuck, what was that? Like the boy in the striped pajamas yeah, I was like yo. What the fuck, what was that?
Speaker 1:Like the boy in the striped pajamas, yeah that type of shit, and it was like nobody was saying anything. It was very, very quiet.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was like dude. I find that stuff interesting. I do too I find it interesting.
Speaker 1:I don't find it that cool. No, not at all. The Titanic one I went to was fucking tight. When you went in you got like a ticket of even though all those people, a lot of people, died. You got like a boarding pass of a actual person who was on there and then at the end you could figure out if they fucking died or lived you're talking about the one that's like near here, right? No, this was back in colorado okay, I went to like a natural history.
Speaker 1:I think it's one of those ones like traveled like the. Uh yeah, it was only there for a couple weeks. I want to go see some fucking mummies bro, king, tut or whatever the fuck that dude's name is show those videos of them opening up those fucking mummies that they found when they opened up the tomb were they fucked up?
Speaker 3:well, no, it's just like fucking. I'm not opening up a tomb. Oh, you're scared of the bad spirit.
Speaker 1:I're scared of the bad spirits.
Speaker 3:I'm scared of the bad spirits. Hell yeah, it was like a 5,000-year-old fucking mummy. They're opening a tomb on him. That's fucking scary. That shit scares the fuck out of me.
Speaker 1:I don't know man. I want to be in, like going to a museum, especially like one where there's exhibits and shit.
Speaker 3:I want to go in there and be in awe Be like holy fuck, look at the mammoth, look at how big this fucking guy is, just take some shrooms before you go there, Ryan.
Speaker 1:life isn't about taking drugs, man.
Speaker 3:I don't think shrooms are a drug. They're natural buddy. They go from cow manure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know a lot about mushrooms. Not a lot but I've taken a bunch of them. Yeah, I'm sure you have your iq represents that. Um. Back to the back to the uh you know what's fucked up.
Speaker 3:I haven't seen this motherfucker in like in like a week and he's over here fucking throwing blow blows out there I think we can all agree the kkk was bad the kkk was bad is that what the exhibit said?
Speaker 2:they said they're bad yes, that there was a whole panel that just said they're bad not good stuff.
Speaker 1:Those guys have any?
Speaker 3:information on that. Uh, what's the guy's name that the the black dude. They infiltrated the kkk, you know, didn't they make a movie on that?
Speaker 2:they made a movie on black, black, klansman, black yeah no, we didn't have anything on there, but I know I've seen the movies.
Speaker 3:It was like a cia guy who got fucking was in there he's still doing a movie, he's still doing interviews and all that shit.
Speaker 1:Now he was like over the phone, talking like a white, like a lot. You say yeah, fuck, you can't say those words, but that was a good movie. I don't know, is it KKK still going on?
Speaker 2:Yes, they are still around.
Speaker 1:What's that? One church like the Baptist church who's like super fucking racist against everybody? Westboro Baptist, I think. What? Is that at. They're still holding it down. Where are they at? I don't know. They're holding that shit down, though I don't know if you'll find it on Instagram. Yeah, Westboro Baptist Church.
Speaker 2:I'm concerned by your choice of words. They have a picture of Kobe right there. That's freaking Spongebob.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's the right one. This is not it, Eric? But no, they're fucking. They still go nuts on all that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that was part of what we put in and we like talked about the about westboro no about the groups that are still around, like the kkk, but also the skinheads and like yeah, the skinhead movement is still a thing.
Speaker 1:That's all the bikers and dudes getting out of prison and shit can you be racist in prison if you have to be to survive? Can you be racist if if you have to to survive? That's a genuine question yes.
Speaker 2:Are you saying like if I were to go to prison and I have to behave well?
Speaker 3:no, no like lonnie is that you'll be fine in prison. You're in there with the chicks. You're good. You're gonna be dating a stud in like six months I mean that's fine.
Speaker 2:You know, prison is prison and the people in prison are scary.
Speaker 1:I don't care if you're a male or female, don't girls fucking. Force scissor, force finger.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm sure they do. Rape happens for sure.
Speaker 1:Nice, not nice. I didn't mean it like that, but yeah, I guess there's not that type of groups in women's prisons.
Speaker 3:No, it's mainly just men.
Speaker 1:It's like a dude you go in there, you're Ryan, you're going to have to shave your head and you're going to have to come out?
Speaker 3:No, it's not.
Speaker 1:You're coming back out with a swastika tattooed on you.
Speaker 3:It might be like that dude that I saw in Daytona.
Speaker 1:You're coming back out.
Speaker 3:Remember when I went to the smoke shop and that guy had the white pride tattoos all over him. Uh-huh, I took a video of him. Yeah, he was standing in front of me at the smoke shop. He had white pride and swastikas everywhere, everywhere, oh hell no. Yeah, so you kind of have to be a fucking racist. I mean, what are you?
Speaker 1:going to do. If you go in and you get beat up every fucking day, you're going to start fighting back.
Speaker 3:I'm going to fight back regardless. Fuck that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but then you'd be like the white dude's little donkey You'd be doing all the stuff for them going to pick up all their stuff. They'll tell you to fucking stab a guy, you'll get the hole.
Speaker 3:Not like shot caller. I'm not putting anything in my butt.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck out. Yeah, you are.
Speaker 3:I'm not putting anything in my butt or smuggling anything like that. No, fuck that.
Speaker 2:But if you have to do that to survive.
Speaker 1:They'll throw you to the Mexicanos if you don't.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to prison. Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, behave Ryan. I'm always behaving. I'm always good. I'm always good.
Speaker 1:You're the closest out of any of us to go.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Maybe to jail, not prison. If we had to take a ranking right now in the room, it'd be you, it would be me, and then nobody else is close.
Speaker 3:You're up next.
Speaker 1:Not me, man, You're definitely up next.
Speaker 3:Kyle, you are.
Speaker 2:How? And then I think it's me, and then Eric. Eric is pure.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he wouldn't he wouldn't ever go to prison. Well, no, I asked Carl. I said, if me and you ended up in prison together, I said, would you act, gay, to protect yourself and me? And you might be gay together with me to protect yourself.
Speaker 1:I said who's sucking?
Speaker 3:Nobody's sucking or doing anything motherfucker Nobody's doing anything like that you would be.
Speaker 1:What if they made us?
Speaker 2:prove it, yeah, yeah. What if, like, I want to see you suck his dick right now? No, no, who's?
Speaker 1:the bottom because they don't fuck with gay dudes like for real gay dudes in there no, they fuck with the ones that don't want to be gay exactly.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, that's fucked. So I think I'd be good you'd be fucked why you're a little more.
Speaker 1:Don't think I'm gay. No, they think you're straight. They're gonna want to plow you. They'll think I'm already gay. They'll leave me alone. They're like he's gross.
Speaker 2:They don't fuck with gay dudes in there no, you'd probably get beat up, though, if they thought you were good fuck now.
Speaker 1:Look at me fair.
Speaker 2:Nobody touching me bro I mean, I'm pretty sure there's guys bigger than you probably no, you probably for sure who have actually like murdered people, yeah, so not too much hope for you there no, I don't think I'd survive very long.
Speaker 1:I could probably survive. I'm quiet.
Speaker 2:You're a fucking loud mouth oh yeah, everyone would know who Ryan is in the beginning, you'd be fucked.
Speaker 3:You're a loud mouth, that's fine.
Speaker 2:That's fine not great survivor skills.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think I'd survive. I'd fucking be. I'd just be reading books.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'd be getting the shit beat out of me Talking shit. Hell, yeah, you would be. Hell, yeah, yeah, that's all you can do, buddy, not really you could also adapt If you wanted to, but you're not gonna. Why would I?
Speaker 2:adapt To being gay, not gay being silent we've moved on.
Speaker 3:Man staying in your lane, okay, stay in my, I could do that, I could do that you're the kind of guy that always has something to say, though yeah even when you shouldn't say stuff yep, so I don't, I really don't know if you could fly under the radar, I probably fuck.
Speaker 3:No, I wouldn't be able to hell. No, okay, no, I can't. What the fuck. I don't want to sit there by myself what fuck? No, I wouldn't be able to Hell. No, okay, no, I can't. What the fuck. I don't want to sit there by myself, what the fuck. No, I want to talk to somebody. You don't want to be lonely? Fuck, no, I don't want to be lonely, what the fuck. Yeah, you really are like a lonely little fucker. I. How about that?
Speaker 2:I'm a lonely little fucker, you're a lonely big fucker. Hey, you're not even hearing him out.
Speaker 1:You didn't let me finish. I'm hearing you, I'm hearing you out. Buddy, You're just a lonely guy and you take it to heart. You don't want to be alone. I love it. I love being alone.
Speaker 3:You can't be by yourself for an extended period of time. You can't be by yourself for an extended period of time.
Speaker 1:I swear to God, during COVID, when the Chinese government was fucking welding people's doors shut. I don't give a fuck how long it was, I would have been fine. Dude. Nail my door shut so I can't come out and see anybody. I'm good. I love being alone.
Speaker 2:What do you do when you're alone? What would you do in that situation, god, in that situation, in that situation?
Speaker 3:don't, don't ask him that don't ask him that he can't even walk the next morning what you know what I do.
Speaker 1:I do whatever I do, whatever the fuck I want to do okay, but what do you want I? Don't have to worry about anybody else. That's all.
Speaker 3:That's all I do is that what you don't want to get a girlfriend? Why you just want to focus on yourself and just have I've said that before.
Speaker 1:It was like I don't like worrying about other fucking people. It was like, bro, just leave me be, but you don't. You can't be alone for a long time. I can be alone. No, you here every day. No, I am not.
Speaker 3:Yes, it's like you can't be eric's kid, and there's nothing, it's nothing wrong, but like we're hanging the fuck out.
Speaker 1:But it's like how often do I? I've been trying to be better about it lately, but back in the day I would not answer anybody's calls me and eric were just talking about that last night.
Speaker 3:We're talking about that last. I did come over last night, okay you're always I was like.
Speaker 1:I like being. I'm not saying it's a good thing for me, but I can handle it.
Speaker 3:I can be alone for a long time for the first two years that I knew you, you would not answer my phone calls you would not answer my phone calls at all. Yeah, I was chilling you fucker did it hurt you a little bit this fucking guy yeah, this fucking guy just what I do, man leilani, what are you? What does that mean? There's a lot of answers I can give. What the fuck are you? What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 1:um, like, uh, we're talking about. Yeah, are you like an? You're definitely not an introvert, you're a fucking freak.
Speaker 2:I'm not the one licking my asshole here. That's a dog that's normal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a dog in here um, what do you mean? I'm a freak can you be by yourself? Are you longing for like other people with you?
Speaker 2:um, I don't think I'm an extrovert, though I feel like I'm. It really depends on the setting for me. Um, the people I'm in. When I'm in like a big room of people, then I freak out and I get all by myself and in my head, but it's like I'm in a smaller group than I can get more comfortable. You like going to? Clubs and all that yeah but that don't mean I'm gonna go where they're.
Speaker 3:So if somebody came out to talk to you.
Speaker 2:You're not going to talk to them If they came out to me and talked to me, I would respond, but I might be a little awkward. Why? Because talking to people makes me nervous. I don't know. I'm just the person that I have to establish a level of trust with you first.
Speaker 3:It's a level of dominance with you.
Speaker 2:How am I dominant? Okay, freaking dominant. What is going on? What is happening? I don't know? No, but I feel like I could be alone for a certain period of time, but then I start to get antsy and I need to talk to somebody I'm the same way too yeah, you probably give up a lot faster than me.
Speaker 3:What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2:no, I'm like I just feel like you need to. You need to talk, you need to be social sooner than I do.
Speaker 1:You're a social yeah.
Speaker 3:Social creature.
Speaker 1:You are yeah, You're a social creature. Why don't you?
Speaker 3:say a social guy instead of social creature. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:Well, we're all creatures, aren't we?
Speaker 3:We are Well God's creatures.
Speaker 1:We used to live in caves, huh. Now, something like that is going to piss me right off. What do you?
Speaker 3:mean.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Something like that is going to fucking fire me up. You don't have the fucking vocabulary to battle with me. Oh Jesus, you failed comp one.
Speaker 3:Okay, and.
Speaker 1:And you know have y'all heard of that game, of the game of life I love that game yeah, it's freak.
Speaker 2:I see it in my head. I can't figure out the name um. It's like I think is it poetry for neanderthals I.
Speaker 3:I have no.
Speaker 2:Okay, there's this. Fuck. I feel like.
Speaker 3:Are you calling me a fucking?
Speaker 2:Neanderthal? No, what the Damn. No, okay, forget it Backspace, she's fucking stewing up over here.
Speaker 1:Wait, what are you talking? Like a board game.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like a board game.
Speaker 1:It's called what?
Speaker 2:I think it. What are you doing that you're supposed to like? I don't know if it's described something or whatever, I've never actually played it. My friend's at. Hey, stop making faces. Um. And you're supposed to be able to. It's like charades, but you have to use only one syllable words what's the syllable? Damn ryan, you would do great in that game ryan only talks in one syllable.
Speaker 1:I think that I would. That's all I was gonna say.
Speaker 2:I said I think you know you're criticizing ryan for not knowing english. Well, well, I think that'd be a game that he dominated, I know english fine, I just don't know how to fucking.
Speaker 3:I'm not good at writing essays. I think you're not, are you smarter than a fifth? You're punctuation I used to love that show. I met his fucking. I met that dude's fucking brother at my uncle's funeral. Geez, how'd your? Because they grew up into my uncle, my dad and my uncle and my aunts.
Speaker 1:They grew up next to jeff foxworthy that's crazy oh, that was, that is jeff foxworthy who used to do. Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Speaker 2:Um so Eric is pulling up a quiz right now. If you do 100, it's just trivia.
Speaker 3:By 5, that is 20. That's easy money Math, quick math. 2 times 5 is 10 and add a 0, boom 100.
Speaker 1:There you go, right there You're good with math From 0 to 100.
Speaker 3:No, I am not. What is Anything? Zero to 100?
Speaker 1:no, I am not. What is anything above that? You're fucked.
Speaker 3:You're crazy what is seven squared, that's 49 yeah, seven times seven, it's 49 I mean the answer's right there yeah, you are also just reading the answer. I'm not reading the fucking answer what's 223 times four? 220 times four would be 223 times four, I don't know. Yeah, you're only good, zero to 100. If you give me a fucking second, I'll put me on. 220 times four would be 223 times four.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Yeah, you're only good. Zero to 100, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:If you give me a fucking second, don't put me on a fucking spot like that.
Speaker 2:What is it? 892?.
Speaker 1:Who was the first president of the?
Speaker 3:United States. No, who's on the $1 bill? It's George Washington.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, who's on the blue face? Benjamin Franklin? I, benjamin Franklin. I think it's Andrew Jackson, ain't it?
Speaker 3:No, no, he's on the five. Oh, is he five? No, abraham Lincoln's a five and he's the penny. I don't know my president, yeah, blue face Benji's. Oh, it is Benji's, it's Benji's.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3:Benjamin Franklin yeah.
Speaker 1:How the fuck did that dickhead Get on a dollar bill, get like on money? I have no idea. What the fuck did he even do? What did ben franklin even fucking do? He wasn't a president. He signed the declaration, didn't he?
Speaker 3:declaration of independence.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, what year did that happen in?
Speaker 3:and then I think he he invented light bulb.
Speaker 1:No, but then it was also stolen. Conspiracy by nikola Tesla. The idea was stolen. Yeah he was part of the oh. Did he invent the printer?
Speaker 2:No, I think he was a printer.
Speaker 3:What the fuck is a statesman? What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 1:Like Congress, oh nice.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 1:Nice, it had to be pretty easy to be a fucking statesman back then. I'm sure Fuck that dude. I'm pretty sure he was like a. He died of syphilis or something. He was like a manic fucking. He liked to fuck everyone.
Speaker 2:Yikes, I can't picture that man. He was a horn dog, he was a horn dog.
Speaker 1:Nice, I think he was. Yeah, he was fucking all those little girls, jesus Christ. What was the age of consent back then?
Speaker 3:There wasn't any, it was like eight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there wasn't any.
Speaker 3:I saw a post on Facebook. It was like a 37-year-old was married to a 10-year-old.
Speaker 2:It's like as soon as you went through puberty.
Speaker 3:Like 10 or 11-year-olds. This was back in the 30s, though, like 1930s.
Speaker 1:That was later. This was like 1930s.
Speaker 3:I was reading the article about it. It was fucked up.
Speaker 1:Was it John Smith and Pocahontas? Yeah, you realize that she was like, she was like 10 when John Smith came over and made her his wife and you watch the Disney movie and it's all beautiful and funny. It's romantic and everyone loves it no, he yeah this true story is not.
Speaker 3:I didn't say it. Ripping and tearing the ripping and the tearing.
Speaker 1:That's what he did. He was a piece of shit. But everybody was a piece of shit back then. It's like, bro, you had to be, you had to be a savage, you fucking. Everybody's always like oh, all these fucking Indians, they need all this money back. Fuck those dogs. They were brutal bro hell yeah massacre.
Speaker 3:And everybody.
Speaker 1:hell yeah, they were motherfuckers too. You can't be like everybody. Like we came in and fucked everything up like no, they were fucking killing each other the entire time we were not here. It's like like, of course we did come in, we gave them fucking, we colonized them, we did some good stuff, we gave them a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3:Hey, here he goes, categorizing again hey, here he goes.
Speaker 1:Bro the Seminoles. They were fucked up Talking about the.
Speaker 2:Cherokees.
Speaker 1:Cherokees are a different tribe Florida Seminoles, that was a tribe.
Speaker 3:I thought it was the same thing. Seminole Cherokee, I thought it was all the same thing. Here you go categorizing again motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't categorize Shut the fuck up. Different tribes of Native Americans.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there was a ton of different tribes in here. They were fucking each other up Nice Scalping dogs Like fucking cannibalizing people.
Speaker 3:How many wives do you think you could have in the 1700s? How many wives, wives?
Speaker 1:I think back then it was very religious, though I think you could still only have one wife. Yeah, it was very Catholic values, very traditional.
Speaker 2:But you know, they all had side chicks.
Speaker 1:They were fucking everybody. For sure, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2:But they only had one wife.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everybody for sure, yeah, for sure, but they only had one wife.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was very religious back then. Fuck that. I mean that's part of the reason that they said they came to America so we can give our Christian values to them.
Speaker 1:Well, I thought they were trying to get away from the church.
Speaker 2:Well, it depends where you're talking from, because in England, yes, they were trying to get away from the church in England.
Speaker 1:And that was Catholic back then.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they felt like it wasn't holding up proper Catholic values, so it came over to, or they came over to be an example of proper Catholic values.
Speaker 1:Just started murking all these fucking Indians. But no, we got fucked up by the Indians. Back then too, they'd fuck us up.
Speaker 2:I mean as they should. We freaking, raided their land.
Speaker 1:Shit, but they weren't fucking friendly.
Speaker 2:Wouldn't, as they should. We freaking raided their land, shit, but they weren't fucking friendly, wouldn't?
Speaker 1:wouldn't you defend yourself if somebody came at you? We were killing like a thousand buffalo a day they had to do something dude, they were literally just riding around fucking murdering buffalo and not taking anything.
Speaker 1:They would only take the hides and just leave all the meat and shit and just be like thousands of like buffalo carcasses, just like across the plains. You know also, when they were fucking they had the fucking wagons, they were doing all those convoys like across the plains and all that. They would stop and just like lose kids, like they're a little kid, would get out and just walk into fucking grass this high because you imagine, if you never cut the fucking thing, yeah they would just lose kids, they just walk off. Be like we got to keep going I'm fuck that guy I've
Speaker 3:never. I've never heard this before. Where do you get all this?
Speaker 2:information. Do you watch a documentary or something?
Speaker 1:I read do you not really okay? No, I watch a lot of weird shit on youtube okay, youtube a lot of history, shit, but no dude, like when you're fucking trying to traverse across from fucking. Where did they first land? Plymouth rock? Yeah yeah, the east coast. Is it west coast wait? Never, yeah, east coast. I was getting getting West and East mixed up. Think of the word yeah. I said never eat soggy watermelon or never eat soggy waffles clockwise nice, eric knows.
Speaker 2:No, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, imagine getting from fucking over here all the way to fucking california. How long does that take? Driving takes like three fucking days, like 30 something hours driving. It's like they're in fucking wooden. They have wooden wheels. Do you imagine it? Dude, they had noses. Do you imagine how bad your fucking back would hurt? Just riding in a fucking carriage with wooden wheels sounds like a good time and no suspension. Shit would just fucking break all the time. How heavy those were, what'd you say? No, but what? Eric ask your question the invention of sex toys?
Speaker 3:eric is wondering I mean that's a good fucking question well, think about saint augustine too. I mean that the fort's still out there. Yeah, back, way back that's like the 1600s.
Speaker 1:Did they get here in 1776 or is that when they signed the? That's when they signed the declaration.
Speaker 2:So they came at 1492 was columbus came to 1492, yes, that's right, 1776.
Speaker 1:So I mean, we're that, we're fucking. Obviously everybody was always horny. When did they start sticking stuff up there?
Speaker 2:I feel like we've probably been doing that since the dawn of time how do we evolve from cave caveman?
Speaker 1:you know what I, when I was little, I always thought because I never like believe like adam and eve, I wasn't like religious or anything. I thought when I knew what sex was, I always thought a dude, a lady was laying on the ground and a guy tripped and it just went in and then yeah, I thought that for a long time where did you get that from? I have no idea.
Speaker 1:That's what I thought for a long time and like elementary school everybody tripped into women the first one oh, the very first person, okay like just fell into it and was like whoa immediate. And then baby, boom, baby.
Speaker 2:Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, yeah, they were probably fucking like rabbits.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's why they all died of STDs. Oh oh, you see what also is fucked up is like dude their death, like their baby mortality rate, infant mortality rate was so high. Yeah, it's like so these ladies were having so many kids to be able to like grow, because one in every two babies was fucking dying from childbirth, and then the mom would die from childbirth. Yep, it's like. How the fuck did we? How many people are on the fucking?
Speaker 3:earth. Now you think it's like some braveheart shit where they're having babies in little huts.
Speaker 1:Yes, dude you think they had a fucking hospital back then?
Speaker 3:I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1:No man. No, they did not. That's why I hate all those bitches, Like the holistic thing where they're trying to have a natural birth in the water. It's like shut the fuck up. How about you go lay down on a rock and have a fucking pair of and not even a pair of scissors a fucking sharpened rock to try and cut your shit? Man, I saw a video. That's some real natural stuff.
Speaker 3:No, dude, that fucking bathtub was black, it was so fucking nasty bro.
Speaker 1:You don't need a fucking spiritual lady hanging around you talking you through it Like a shaman Go to a fucking cave and have the baby. That's natural bitch. If you're trying to do that, fuck all that. Damn, damn Leilani. What do you think about childbirth?
Speaker 2:There's a lot of things I could say about childbirth.
Speaker 3:Thank fuck, I'm not a woman. Holy fuck, look being a woman is a scam. What do you mean? It's a scam.
Speaker 2:It's a freaking scam it just sucks.
Speaker 3:You got it easier than I do.
Speaker 1:How so right?
Speaker 3:How Debate Actually how I'd like to hear this. Women have it 10 times, bro. You could literally get on Feet Finder and post your feet on there and you could make like 20 grand a month, 10 grand a month okay, great that my whole life is easy because I can post my fucking feet pics all you have to do is go to the bar and literally flirt with two to three guys. You're good, you're good. Am I lying? Am I lying? Am I lying? Are you crazy? What come on you crazy.
Speaker 2:Do you understand how stupid you sound, right, I don't sound stupid.
Speaker 3:No, women have it so much easier Than men do. Did you hear about that bitch? That Sorry, not bitch, I mean woman Woman that disguised herself as a man, as a man, for a year To see how men, how men, live. She killed herself. She went into a manic depression. Look how you guys got it so hard. Women have it so fucking easy. Let me find a sugar mom. We do not have it fucking easy, you crazy.
Speaker 2:The only examples you gave are about how to pick up men or how to get like. It's all sexual shit for you.
Speaker 3:It's not sexual shit at all. It's like, yeah, if I could have somebody pay my bills right now, I would, but I can't. What do you mean? Wait, lani, rebuttal, please, please, please, rebuttal please give me something.
Speaker 2:Give me something. You didn't give me anything either. That makes no sense, because I can go to a bar. Not even that. It's like pick up a guy.
Speaker 3:My life is easier if you got pulled over versus I got pulled over by a cop, it wouldn't make a fucking difference.
Speaker 2:You crazy as hell it would not. I have gotten pulled over and I have gotten a nice fat ticket before ryan, what about the wage gap?
Speaker 1:what do you mean, the wage gap? I'd like you say it's so much easier.
Speaker 2:I'd like to hear this debate what about all the men that are chosen for positions of power? Because traditionally we come from a culture where men are in positions of power, it's a lot harder for women, especially women of color that's called?
Speaker 3:that's called sexism and you can sue them for that. We had a nice debate about this like two nights ago. So you're saying, because you're a woman, you can't do something that a man could do?
Speaker 1:work wise I'd like to uh I don't know, that's what you're saying. I'm not saying that I can't.
Speaker 2:I'm saying I have a lot less opportunities and it's going to take a lot more for me to show up and get there. For why? Why, that's the way the world fucking works, ryan.
Speaker 1:No no no, and Ryan, I'm not taking any sides here, but every, every example you gave of why it's easier to be a woman is very sexist, very Continue.
Speaker 3:Fuck you, kyle. Fuck you. Why Hold on? Hold on, so continue. Fuck you, kyle, fuck you. Well, why hold on? Hold on. So you want to get into the theater world. Is there a lot of dudes in the theater world, like to, where you want to get a job out there? Is there a lot of dudes in that? I don't fucking know. I don't know about this shit. I've never seen a play before.
Speaker 2:I don't fucking know first of all, I don't want to get into the theater world oh not, I'm sorry, museum, museum. Well, in nonprofit organizations in general, typically museums and things that are related to arts are nonprofits. They're already not going to be as successful as a corporate business.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're a nonprofit Because they're a nonprofit?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're a nonprofit, and that is the area where women dominate. Women tend to work for nonprofits more than corporate whatever, because historically it was these men that were running all the business. The women couldn't get fucking jobs. So it's like, okay, let's give back to the community with all of my man's money so they would make all of these nonprofit organizations to help the people in need. So that's where it's again. It's all fucking historical right, and that obviously plays a lot less than working in corporate. So if I'm going to be in a position of power, that's the position of power I'm more likely going to be in than in actual business. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's a lot harder.
Speaker 3:My mom works for Citibank okay. My mom is a vice president for Citibank okay, what do you mean? She works for a big ass corporation it's. I'm not saying it's impossible that's gonna be a man, a man's job. My mom is a vp, perhaps. Male bosses, male bosses, male bosses, but she's a vp. Now she's okay, like I said, I did not say it's impossible.
Speaker 2:I did not say it's impossible. It's going to be a lot harder. I'm sure your mother had to work her fucking ass off more than a man would have to work to get into that position you guys are getting away.
Speaker 1:You guys are getting away from the main topic of this debate. You think?
Speaker 3:if you came to work with me on, if you came to work with me for two weeks, like 10 days, 10 work days, 10 work days, five days out of 10 days, or whatever it is two work weeks, two work weeks you couldn't do what I was doing. I couldn't do what you were doing. Exactly that's what I'm trying to say. You could do what I, what, what I do on a day, on a day-to-day basis.
Speaker 2:I could it is going to be a lot harder for me to get there, though not in, not in 2024.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, okay ryan, I don't agree with that. No, I don't, I don't. You guys are getting away from the original topic what was the original topic? Ryan said, being a woman is much easier than being a man.
Speaker 2:It is. Well, that was an example of why it's not. It is.
Speaker 1:And he agreed with the example of why it's not easier to be a woman.
Speaker 3:Exactly, no, no, exactly, no, no, I'm sorry that 2024 everything is so fucking sexual now. But goddamn, why do I hear these things about? A bitch makes $600,000 a month. I won't touch that for 10 years of my life. You know what I mean and still be under that, but think about what?
Speaker 2:Here's the problem with guys like you and guys like Kyle.
Speaker 3:Oh, here we go. What the fuck I'm going to go there.
Speaker 1:We're getting categorized now what the fuck? I didn't even say anything, LeBron.
Speaker 3:No, no, she said in the past You're good.
Speaker 2:The problem is, you guys criticize women that do that, but you feed into it.
Speaker 3:I don't criticize sex workers at all. I support them 100,000%. I support you 100,000%.
Speaker 2:But think about the kind of field they have to be in to make money like that.
Speaker 3:I don't talk shit at all.
Speaker 1:I support you yeah, it's pretty hot it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 3:But it's fucking awesome. Kyle knows it's awesome. I love that shit. I love it, but then do what you have to do ryan, let leilani talk.
Speaker 1:Jesus fucking christ.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you get me fired up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're popping off right now. I love it. Calm down, buddy I love it she lumped me into this fucking argument.
Speaker 3:I wasn't even a part of it because y'all love to y'all, here we go with y'all, here we go ryan, shut, the fuck up, you guys are the type of guys that put ass and titties on a pedestal.
Speaker 2:You love that shit, but when you see an actual woman doing that kind of work, you don't want anything to do with her. You're like that's a fucking whore no, they're gross no, it is not no.
Speaker 3:What do you mean okay? What do you mean? Okay, I'm disagreeing. That's exactly what I am saying.
Speaker 2:I'm disagreeing with kyle and a lot of men do that. A lot of men do that where it's like but, she has no values, but okay, but she does have values she does.
Speaker 3:I'm disagreeing with kyle 100 000.
Speaker 1:She got a nice pussy Money, Money-wise no but see, but that's fucked up too, because she shouldn't have to sacrifice morals or whatever.
Speaker 3:They're doing it on their own accord. They're making their own decision.
Speaker 1:Yes, See, but that's fucked up. You brought me into this Because I don't agree with Ryan saying that it's easier to be a woman than a man. Okay, I don't agree on Ryan saying that it's easier to be a woman than a man. Okay, I didn't agree. I don't agree on that aspect of things. So for you to bring me into that was kind of an attack.
Speaker 2:Okay, but yes, it is an attack because I you guys piss me off in this podcast. I listened to it because I respect anybody trying to do their own thing.
Speaker 3:Why don't?
Speaker 2:we pitch. Can I get there? Maybe, maybe.
Speaker 3:I fired I fucking own thing. Why do we? Can I get there? Maybe shut up, I can get there. Jeez, I fired I. I I fucking lit the gas. Please, please, continue. I'm open ears. I'm open ears.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry I listen to it because I respect anybody I know trying to do their own thing, have their business, whatever it is, even though y'all are making money for this, but just saying doing your thing. But it does get under my skin the things that you guys say and the disrespect that you have for women and kyle, I brought you into this because you have horrible disrespect for women. You lack respect. What do I say about women? Pretty much on the same level, no way no way, no way no way, I mean.
Speaker 2:You know what I think it is, since we're going there anyway let's do it.
Speaker 1:Let's get down to the root of it you guys are not very mature people.
Speaker 2:You have got me fucked up. One day you will mature and you will be able to look back at yourself and be like you have got me fucked up. You're crazy, okay crazy, I don't think that many people would say you will be able to look back at yourself and be like you have got me fucked up, you're crazy, okay Crazy. I don't think that many people would say that you guys are mature, you're crazy.
Speaker 3:Okay, I don't give a fuck about maturity, I'll beat the shit out of you. Not you, not you, not you, not you.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck. That has nothing to do with maturity, not. I genuinely hope one day you guys grow and can look back on this and see what do you mean? Grow and look back? I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1:I respectfully. What is the fucking thing? I'm looking? At I respectfully disagree with what you are saying.
Speaker 3:Respectfully 100,000 fucking percent.
Speaker 1:Because I think I'm going to look back on this and laugh.
Speaker 3:Laugh my fucking ass off.
Speaker 1:I'm very Because you're let's get into it. You're acting like me on this podcast is my entire personality. You don't know me I don't, you're right so you are only taking what you've. I mean, we've hung out a few times.
Speaker 1:Maybe that you have seen like what I am but I disagree with it's different I disagree with you saying I'm not mature because I like to talk about things that make me laugh, and a lot of that stuff revolves around women being fucking dumb not all women, it's very like I said. I disagree with ryan saying it's easier to be a woman than it is to be a man. I think it's down.
Speaker 3:I'm standing down. Iwo jima flag down yo iwo jima iwo, jima fuck did you flag down buddy, the only woman I respect in the entire world? Your?
Speaker 1:mom, is my mom that's the only woman you respect is your mom well, I like leilani, I like brianna, you know, I just don't respect I respect you guys, but no, I got that holy shit, holy shit.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, you're a great girl I think you should probably just say love and not instead of respect, because respecting women is way different I respect the shit.
Speaker 3:Maybe you just have the highest respect for your mother I have the high respect for my mother, which makes sense. You should yeah, I do I do.
Speaker 1:You should also have respect for women.
Speaker 3:I don't have women in my life, so the only woman I have in my life is my mom.
Speaker 1:And Leilani's been on here twice and she's saying this about you.
Speaker 3:This is the second time I've seen. Leilani in like a year In years, not years Like in like a year.
Speaker 1:yeah, it hasn't been that long.
Speaker 3:It's not been. No, I'm saying twice in a while.
Speaker 2:This is probably the most frequently we've seen each other. We see each other rarely.
Speaker 3:Exactly.
Speaker 2:But we did meet you and I met in May of 2022. I knew him in April of 2022. Jesus, fact checking. Yeah, I got curious after the last podcast when we were like how long have we known each other?
Speaker 3:Oh, that was the Epcot trip. I don't even remember.
Speaker 2:That was the first one. Yeah, the first time I met you was the first epcot trip trip.
Speaker 1:The first time I met him was at eric's old place. Well, let's get to a conclusion on this debate. What leilani doesn't like us?
Speaker 3:I don't think she does. No, I and I'm sorry that I I will say this I don't have a fucking filter. I don't, I don't. And Kyle's a lot more. He's worse than I am. He's worse than I am.
Speaker 1:Chill man.
Speaker 3:You are, you are, you are. I just want to say how it is. It is easier being a woman than it is a man right now, and I'm going to stand ten toes down.
Speaker 2:You keep saying it, I'm going to say it.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say it again. That's all it is.
Speaker 2:That's all. It is Okay. Sorry, I'm not even going to argue with you because obviously you're in your bubble and you're not very open-minded.
Speaker 3:I'm very open-minded. I'm very open-minded.
Speaker 1:You say that, but I also agree with Leilani on that.
Speaker 3:You're not very open-minded.
Speaker 1:You say you're stuck in your ways. I am stuck in my ways.
Speaker 2:Even Eric is nodding. I'm stuck in my ways, okay.
Speaker 1:But then you just said you were open-minded, so you're not.
Speaker 3:So there's no use in 50-50. 50-50. What the fuck? What do you mean?
Speaker 1:You're fucking retarded, I'm not retarded, no, I'm not retarded at all.
Speaker 3:Get the fuck out of here. It's everybody's favorite thing to say now Fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1:You see. But you know what Ryan's about. He's money wise. Money wise Ryan's always thinking money.
Speaker 3:Always money.
Speaker 1:So you think it's easier for women because it's easier for women to make money right now doing OnlyFans, everything like that?
Speaker 3:Sex work.
Speaker 2:So you're talking, though, to a very specific line of work.
Speaker 3:Category of women.
Speaker 2:Yes, I'm not throwing you in that category, I'm saying no, I don't think that you're throwing me in that category. No, I'm just saying that that's a very narrow-minded view of the world.
Speaker 3:Sometimes I get tunnel vision. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:It is easier for a woman to be a sex worker, but that doesn't say anything else about the rest of the work.
Speaker 3:If I could, I'll say this. I'll say this on the on the mic post your dick on only if I could make an only fans account and be fucking bad bitches. Sign me up yeah, try it.
Speaker 1:You sign me up. You could post your penis on there I think kyle wants to see it.
Speaker 3:Depends on the day.
Speaker 1:But you're talking like OnlyFans and all that shit is only women. You could be fucking. You could get on there.
Speaker 3:I can't be Johnny Sins Do it.
Speaker 1:You never know until you try.
Speaker 2:There are successful men on there too, more women.
Speaker 1:Tyga Tyga's dogging bitches out on there.
Speaker 3:I got to make a fucking fire rap song.
Speaker 1:Tyga's never made a fire rap song in his fucking life.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't say it like that. But I wouldn't say it like that. I fucking hate Tyga. Fuck that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a lot of bitches do Hot ones on OnlyFans.
Speaker 3:Same thing with Lil Pump. Lil Pump's on there now too, yeah that's on there, men could do believe, Ryan. I'm just here, buddy.
Speaker 2:I just got here.
Speaker 3:I just got here. I don't know I'm here, but I'm not here.
Speaker 1:Maybe you'll grow up one day like Leilani said.
Speaker 3:I am very mature. I am very mature. I just like to have fun.
Speaker 1:Leilani, but what is your definition of mature?
Speaker 2:I think it comes from your outlook on life. I mean, I think you kind of reveal something about yourself when it's like you're just here to have fun.
Speaker 3:I'm always here to have fun.
Speaker 2:Do you have, like, any actual solid goals that you're working towards, or are you just here to live day by day? Do whatever makes you feel good?
Speaker 3:I live every day like it's my last. I'm here day to day. How many times have I told you guys that?
Speaker 2:I think it's very healthy and very mature to have goals and to want to improve.
Speaker 1:See, but that's also your definition of maturity. That's why.
Speaker 3:I asked Exactly, exactly, biased, biased, well, biased, well. I'm just chill out, ryan hit me in the heart. She's fucking hit me in the heart. Dude, you're not saying anything. My bills are paid, my, my, my rent, my car so your maturity.
Speaker 1:So see, here's the difference. Now that's that's the because all, all your, your maturity revolves around. You can pay for your shit.
Speaker 3:I can pay for for my shit, still have fun yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so just the different definitions of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, For me it's a mindset thing. Mine is money, mine is always money, I don't think either of you are mature in terms of your mindset.
Speaker 1:That's crazy to bring me in again.
Speaker 2:That's crazy as hell. I'm not going to come here just to attack Ryan.
Speaker 3:I can't go 60 to 70 000 in debt to go to school. I can't do that, neither can I, so how are you paying for it?
Speaker 2:I work for the college that I'm going to. I wouldn't be able to do that. You see, I never wanted. I never wanted to go back to school. But it was an opportunity that was presented to me and I thought why not? Why don't I just get another degree because I can go for free? I can't afford to go into that.
Speaker 3:I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 2:No, I feel like it makes sense to take advantage of the opportunity.
Speaker 1:So we found some common ground between you two. That's very nice.
Speaker 2:Ryan and I don't always butt heads, though.
Speaker 1:You guys do most of the time.
Speaker 2:No, we do not. You and I butt heads more than Ryan and I do.
Speaker 1:Well, Kyle's a womanizer.
Speaker 3:I don't think you know what womanizer means. Explain it to me.
Speaker 1:Maybe I don't know, but I don't think you're saying it Like. I don't think that's what.
Speaker 2:A womanizer is treating a woman like an object.
Speaker 1:And like fucking them and throwing them on the curb.
Speaker 2:Like an object Lacking respect for them. So maybe why did I come back here?
Speaker 1:You see, but my private life, my personal life, is way different than what's on here. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, 100% Because you know how I act on normal days.
Speaker 3:Angry, just angry, angry as hell all day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm a very quiet, I don't say much.
Speaker 3:Very to yourself.
Speaker 1:Correct. You guys don't know what the fuck's going on between my ears, bro. I'm fucking dark. I'm a dark, fucking person. What do you always call me? A ghoul, a ghoul, a creepy? Eric's called me creepy before Many times A creep. That's hurtful. It's hurtful a little bit.
Speaker 3:I think everything that's been said has been kind of hurtful.
Speaker 1:Well, towards you.
Speaker 3:I know I said god damn why you gotta kick, why you for Well towards you. I know God damn why you got to put me down. I got a lot of shit going on right now. Leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 1:Everybody's got a lot of shit going on man.
Speaker 3:A lot of shit going on.
Speaker 1:Doesn't everybody we all do? When was the last time you gave to the homeless?
Speaker 3:What the hell Gave to the homeless. I try to do my two good deeds of the year, two good of the year, yeah, one every six months. What do you mean?
Speaker 1:What does that?
Speaker 3:mean, last time I did my good deed, there was that Publix right there off, so you schedule when you give to people. No, no, no, no, no. If the opportunity presents itself, then I do it. So there was a family. They went in a minivan. It was a couple and they had three young kids. I went to Publix and got my shit and bought them other shit.
Speaker 1:After that you said I'm done for six months.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's the part that confuses me.
Speaker 3:I'm not helping anybody else. I also have lived in Daytona Beach to where I used to give this lady that lived by my apartment complex money all the time. Right, I'm at the Walgreens. She came in and pulled $500 out of the ATM because she got her disability check or whatever it was, and she didn't recognize me.
Speaker 1:You were standing right behind her at the ATM.
Speaker 3:No, I was in line. She came into the ATM.
Speaker 1:You're a creepy guy.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? I'm standing in line and I see her. I'm like, oh, that's the lady I give money to and she pulls money out of the ATM. She's asking me for money when she's wearing out of money Crackhead. Come on, come on, huh. I got him the box of chicken wings, a couple subs, some sodas, water, gatorades.
Speaker 1:No, man, you got to get them, fucking non-perishables you got to get them shit that'll last a long time. Why, what, why? What do you mean? Why?
Speaker 3:because that way you'd be grateful. I'm getting them fucking anything. I hate to sound like, but like god damn, it's like you're out there with it. You're out there with a sign, fucking begging for money and shit. If I give you something, you better be happy, right? You're not?
Speaker 1:wrong buddy, thank you you're not wrong, thank you they should be happy because I've tried to give fucking leftover food to a homeless guy. When me and my boys went to san diego and we were leaving, they only want money. We were leaving, we had all these snacks and shit. We tried to give them to him, said nah. They said, do you have any money? We're like no, we have food for you. He said nah, guess what, fucker, now you get nothing exactly dumb ass. Exactly, god bless, oh god bless. Shut the fuck up, don't.
Speaker 3:Why do they all say god bless, I have a blessed day no, I've noticed that, yeah I do think it's weird, but I think they're trying to feed to the good yeah, that like religious side trying to get them, because they know they're going to be the ones if you catch a fucking family in a light and they're like god bless you, like christian family, like oh god bless you're like God bless you, like Christian family, like oh God bless you too. Here's 100 bucks, you know, here's 50 bucks, yeah, yeah, they must be.
Speaker 1:It's a targeted thing Exactly, but they all know it.
Speaker 3:They all say it, but the only. Thing.
Speaker 1:Crack has to do is dog standing on the side of a freeway?
Speaker 3:That's when I feel bad, I'll go get dog food. When I see that we got a bag of dog food, you think the fucking owner's eating that shit too? I would hope not. That shit smells fucking bad.
Speaker 1:Smells like dog food.
Speaker 3:Smells like dog food.
Speaker 1:That wet dog food. No, I get the dry dog food. I think that's bad for dogs.
Speaker 3:Why.
Speaker 1:I think it's like. I've seen commercials where it's like imagine eating dry cereal your whole life. I did that my entire life. How would you feel?
Speaker 3:I feel great. You don't eat dry cereal? Yes, I do. I can't drink milk? No, he means like as their only meal. That's all you're eating, so I didn't pick it up. You put down buddy their entire life.
Speaker 1:They're eating fucking cereal with no, it's just dry cereal I could survive you could survive, would you feel very good? I think so leilani, do you have dogs?
Speaker 2:I do not no yeah, I wanted. I couldn't fucking handle a dog right now you want a little french iie, though I like the idea of them, but the same with me.
Speaker 1:I like the idea of having a dog, having something to come home to. But Fuck it, I don't need anything.
Speaker 3:Do you live completely?
Speaker 1:alone, I do.
Speaker 3:You need a cat Like a feisty little cunt cat.
Speaker 1:Fuck, no dude, I would.
Speaker 2:I'd fucking rather deal unless I find like a cool cat, because you can get the cool ones too. They're just cool, fucking sick.
Speaker 1:Let's chill the fuck out. Sleep all day, but fuck. No, yeah, I live alone. You want to come over, sure? I think? Uh, I think that's it.
Speaker 3:I think we got a podcast we got a pod kyle and leilani are leaving.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go have fun well, you guys hate each other after this one. No, I don't hate Leilani.
Speaker 2:I mean I feel like we have. I have an interesting relationship with both of you guys where it's like y'all piss me off. I'm not sure if I like you or not, but at the same time I do. It's this weird conflict in me where I'm like, well, I, we're just hanging out. Sometimes y'all can be cool Like you are cool guys, but you're also really irritating guys. Why?
Speaker 3:I went through it already, see they're always trying to fucking filter me. Everybody's always trying to fucking filter me. The filter, it's not happening. It's not happening.
Speaker 1:I think she's talking about you when you're unfiltered.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Everybody's trying to filter me.
Speaker 1:No, to filter me. No, I'm not getting, I'm not telling you well, I'm not filtering myself no, I think leilani's heard you at your most unfiltered yeah and she's saying sometimes she doesn't fuck with it. Bro, not everybody's gonna fuck with you all the time you too, kyle, don't, don't sometimes I like you sometimes I don't ever want to speak to you ever again like I have conflicting feelings about to each his own.
Speaker 3:My brother touche to each his own touche, all right that's a podcast.
Speaker 1:Newest lows instagram, youtube we're back. Spotify we're finally back in the fucking studio. Carlos is gone again. He'll be back at some time. We always say he's got a whole life outside of this. This is, this is our life. He's the only one, the boy leilani, thank you so much for being here leilani is a great guest.
Speaker 3:I hope you had a good time. We don't hate each other. Like me and kyle hate each other.
Speaker 1:I like leilani, that is true even even my parents were like do you and you and Ryan actually fucking hate each other? No, it sounded like you guys are fighting all the time. No, no, but all right, that's it, goodbye, bye.