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Episode 16: Dreams and sometimes nightmares
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Ever had a dream so vivid it left you questioning reality? Leilany kicks off our latest episode with a chilling recount of just that, sparking an enthralling chat about the mysteries of dreams, sleep paralysis, and the art of lucid dreaming. We shift gears to lighter fare, swapping stories about tattoos, the towering heights of NBA players, and the peculiar joys of solo travel. Our love for New York City and the enchantment of Broadway plays also make an appearance as we weave humor and heartfelt reflection throughout.
Our discussion then takes an educational turn as we decipher the often-misunderstood term "liberal arts" and its academic siblings. Sharing our personal battles with high school and college, we touch on the impacts of COVID-19 on educational journeys. A debate about the allure of good handwriting in relationships spirals into deeper musings on love and meaningful connections, blending humor with genuine introspection.
Finally, we tackle weightier subjects, from career aspirations in museum curation to the sobering realities of racism and the Holocaust. Tensions rise as we debate gender roles, financial independence, and the contrasts between corporate and nonprofit careers. With raw honesty and passion, we explore our social needs, respect, and values in today's complex world. Special guest Leilany brings fresh viewpoints, adding depth and dynamism to our exchange. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and insights in this candid episode.
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and now we're getting a copyright. So welcome back, leilani thank you you said you're in a bad mood, you're going to some weird mexican play oh god, yes, because all of latin american america is mexican well, kind of oh no, thank you, ryan.
Speaker 2Thank you, no, but I was gonna go to a play.
Speaker 3I was gonna go to, that's kyle's favorite thing to do is categorize oh yeah continue no, I was gonna go to an event and it was like a pretty serious one.
Speaker 2So I had a weird day. I didn't want to do anything serious. I said that's just gonna bring me down more. So here I am.
Speaker 1Wait, but why are you down or in the beginning?
Speaker 2I don't know if I'm down necessarily. I just feel really strange. I had like A dream that really fucked me up. When I woke up, what was the?
Speaker 1I'm not laughing at your fucked up dream the dog dropped something. What was your dream?
Speaker 2I'd rather not talk about it. But, um, how fucking, what was your dream?
Speaker 1I'd rather not talk about it, but um do you guys fucking weird was his dream I have weird dreams on like a regular basis.
Speaker 2Yeah, really yeah I have really weird dreams too, but it was more so like this one maybe felt too close to reality. Like I have some like crackhead energy type dreams most of the time, this one was like people I know, things that could happen, kind of fucked me up and I got that.
Speaker 3That happened to me like a little nervous. Happened to me two weeks ago and I was with this motherfucker death no, it wasn't death.
Speaker 2It I mean, do you guys? It's a question, do you feel, do you guys believe that there's anything behind dreams, like could there be a message behind? No no, you don't believe.
Speaker 1I mean your mind creates the dreams, obviously, but I don't think there's no. Every time you try to explain a dream, every time you try to explain a dream to somebody, it sounds fucking retarded but it's insane.
Speaker 3It's insane when you're going through it, yeah yeah, I don't think, because you can fucking.
Speaker 1I've looked at all that, not all the shit, but like all the symbolism and they have books and all these people who say that this means this, and that means that it's like you can make any of that mean anything no, but you also have said you've had dreams to where you know you're dreaming. I've never, oh yeah I've had like sleep paralysis and shit like that. Never had that before.
Speaker 1Those are weird for sure I used to get that when I was a kid, or like yeah, lucid dreaming when you know you're dreaming and I just try to like grope any chick in there because I'm like this is a dream, I'm trying to get some, I'm trying to get mine what'd you say?
Speaker 3you said those are the best ones, dude. It's the best best ones, dude I'm just trying to get mine no, I did have a weird like a really weird dream two weeks ago. It fucked me up for like three or four days. It was weird, it was really weird.
Speaker 1Yeah, what was yours?
Speaker 3That we were in Daytona and I got shot.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, you said you died.
Speaker 3Yeah, I didn't die. No, I got fucking shot Like fucking bullet grazed my arm, but it was scary, like really scary.
Speaker 1Pussy, really scary pussy. Is that why you got blood?
Speaker 2tattooed on yourself. Now. Oh yeah, ryan, you got new tattoos. He got new tattoos. He was showing off. When I came in, I was not showing off.
Speaker 3I said I asked you if you liked tattoos okay what if somebody said no then fuck you, I don't care. I got told I look like a nba 2k my player but your stats aren't very good.
Speaker 1If you you were 2K.
Speaker 3I'm averaging 35 points a game. How tall are you? 5'6".
Speaker 1Sure Nope 5'5" max.
Speaker 3Not 5'5".
Speaker 1You ever known a fucking how tall is Muggsy Buggs? 5'4" Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3Yeah, Muggsy Buggs, he was tiny. Shit he was tiny. He was like 5'4", 5'3", something like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, maybe he could ball in there.
Speaker 3What about Nate Robinson?
Speaker 1I don't know who that is. Let's uh Leilani, you know anything about sports.
Speaker 2I only know soccer. I don't do Yuck Basketball Football.
Speaker 3Football.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3Excuse me.
Speaker 2In Mexico, yeah, in the mexican culture known as football.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm not mexican, so I don't ascribe to mexican culture but you're gonna go see a mexican play. It wasn't mexican, it was argentinian I only know like do you know, wicked um?
Speaker 3I've seen a couple plays, I've been to a couple I'm trying to figure out if I, like you've been to a couple by yourself no man I went to.
Speaker 1I saw wicked on broadway when I was in like eighth grade for a school trip did you like it?
Speaker 2was it cool to go to broadway?
Speaker 1it was fucking sick. Yeah, the production value is fucking tight. It's pretty cool. What else did I see?
Speaker 2I don't know yeah, I'm planning to go to new york um in August, so it'd be cool to see something on Broadway.
Speaker 1I think they're just expensive as fuck.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I'm sure I probably won't even be able to go.
Speaker 1They're tight. I love New York, I love visiting New York. That shit is so cool.
Speaker 2I wish I could travel alone, but I don't feel comfortable doing that.
Speaker 1Get a gun, get a gun. It'd nice to just decide to go wherever and then do my own thing. You know, I have to worry about nobody else sometimes I get scared walking the streets at night uh, yeah, why are you walking the streets at night? Don't worry about what I'm doing ghoul. I'm a ghoul fucking ghoul. Do you know anything about the n, not the n n, nwa, the WNBA?
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Kaitlyn Clark is getting her ass whooped, hell yeah.
Speaker 3Did you see what? The Kaitlyn? What is it? They're about to play. Angel Reese and Kaitlyn Clark are about to play. Tickets are like $400 a piece. Get the fuck out of here. It's the highest since like 2015 or 14.
Speaker 1Leilani, would you go to a WNBA game?
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Thank you, thank you, nobody would. Thank you, nobody would. Anybody pretending like they're fucking going to watch these bitches play basketball is like all these famous people going and like pretending to be into it. Get fucked. Jimmy Butler was out there, dude. Have you seen the fucking highlights just from that fucking Angel Reese and Kaitlyn Clark fucking game? They suck, they're terrible, they suck.
Speaker 3They suck.
Speaker 1Angel Reese might be the worst fucking player I've ever seen, dude, and she's getting like. My TikTok is full of this shit. It's just watching Angel Reese miss a layup, get her own rebound, miss another one, get a rebound again. It's like dude, fuck you.
Speaker 3Well, how about the Mavericks? Shit the fucking bed, buddy. Yeah Well, let's Shit the fucking bed.
Speaker 1Leilani.
Speaker 2Yes, sir.
Speaker 1What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 3You have the floor, leilani. What do you want to talk about you? You have the floor, leilani. What do you want to talk about? Gosh y'all, give me the floor and then I get stage fright oops.
Speaker 1Well, don't look at me what's been going on in your world, leilani uh, just been busy.
Speaker 2I guess, I don't know. It's been a little bit of a break because I am in school getting my master's degree, so I'm, you know, summer break.
Speaker 1So applaud, applaud, for that must be must be fucking nice getting my degree.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's freaking rough, oh my gosh I never.
Speaker 3What are you getting a master's in?
Speaker 2I'm getting my master in liberal studies, so anything from religion to philosophy, to art, I I took a philosophy class.
Speaker 3It was pretty cool. I didn't pass it, but it was pretty cool.
The Meaning of Liberal Arts
Speaker 2It's hard, like way harder than I expected it to be, but it's cool, interesting.
Speaker 1What was it called Liberal arts?
Speaker 2Liberal studies.
Speaker 1Liberal studies.
Speaker 3I took liberal arts in high school. That was my math class. I'm sorry that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it was a liberal arts math class my sophomore year. What the fuck does that mean? How was that structured? I don't know. I took Algebra 1, and then it was liberal arts. That's not bad.
Speaker 1I'd like to take a Republican arts class. That's what I'd like to take. Why's that? That was a stupid joke. Fuck the libs bro, fucking retarded Liberal arts. I fuck the libs, bro, fucking three times now liberal arts well, I don't. I just don't understand what that means. I don't know. Liberal arts, what do you like want to do after with that? It's not liberal arts is liberal studies oh, liberal studies isn't the same fucking thing.
Speaker 2I don't fucking know. No, because I mean, for example, philosophy wouldn't necessarily be considered an art like art specifically, they categorize paintings and stuff yes, but also like theater, dance music, that's kind of Modern art. Modern art is a movement, not a.
Speaker 1Modern art fucking sucks.
Speaker 2I have mixed feelings about it.
Speaker 1That's retarded.
Speaker 2Mixed feeling.
Speaker 1I think all art is pretty fucking gay.
Speaker 3Oh, great, right Ryan, I took an art class.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm sure you did.
Speaker 3I did, I did. I canceled the class after three days.
Speaker 1I think everybody had to take an art class in high school.
Speaker 3No, this is in college. You didn't go to college. Yes, I went to college.
Speaker 1Did you get your master's?
Speaker 3Oh no, I made like three semesters. I went to Daytona State. What were you studying? Or was it just general studies, business administration?
Speaker 1Yeah, just general. I don't know. Y'all talk a lot about how you dropped out of high school, so I just didn't think you'd be going back. I didn't think you could go to college with a GED.
Speaker 2You can. But what made you want to go to college? Because clearly you don't love school.
Speaker 1Clearly you didn't finish.
Speaker 3You want to fight.
Speaker 1I'm just saying Throwing some blows.
Speaker 3Yeah, fuck them. No, I was trying to go to college but then COVID hit and I'm like, fuck it, I'm going to work, Going to work.
Speaker 2It all went online, but what made you want to go to college? Because that's a full free decision.
Speaker 3Because I didn't go to high school. I said to try to do it, you're gonna try to do it this time, try to do it. I passed everything besides. All right, I passed math but everything else.
Speaker 1I took comp three, three times. You only passed math. I took oh comp one, three times, I did not pass it.
Speaker 2Yikes, is that just english? English, yeah, I'm not fucking illiterate.
Speaker 3I'll tell you that much I'm not illiterate pretty close.
Speaker 1Is it just because I couldn't read any of your papers?
Speaker 3I can't write. I can sign my name somewhere. I can't write.
Speaker 1Yeah, your handwriting is pretty bad.
Speaker 3I do it on purpose. Why?
Speaker 1What would be the point of bad handwriting? Because mine's not good, but it's readable. It's passable. I got a shaky hand. You know what's fucked up. Girls always have the best handwriting. Do you have good handwriting? Yeah, if you meet a girl that doesn't have good handwriting, get the fuck out of there.
Speaker 2But you know who has Better handwriting than me? My dad, he has gorgeous handwriting.
Speaker 1My mom has good fucking handwriting. She does that like Cursive English, like just it's fucked up, like the mix, yeah, just it's fucked up like the mix, yeah, like some cursive into the regular yeah I have yeah, compared to my mom. But if you're like trying to fuck a girl, make her fucking write a sentence first. If you're trying to get with her and like make it a thing, make her write a fucking sentence and if it's not good, don't fucking do it what, what?
Speaker 1bad handwriting you have to do unattractive dude okay you're fucked he's a man of standards, I guess I don't think bad handwriting is unattractive and mine's fucking not good. Do you want a woman to?
Speaker 2like write you letters, hell yeah, okay, I'm impressed with that answer. I did not expect that.
Speaker 3You want love notes and shit Love notes.
Speaker 1I'd like to be in love.
Exploring Museum Exhibitions and Controversial Topics
Speaker 3I would too.
Speaker 2Have you ever been in? Love A few times, but like but like with a like in a relationship. Were you in love?
Speaker 1No, I always hated the fucking bitches I was in a relationship with.
Speaker 2What about you, ryan? Have you been in love? No, no, no, no, no. How long was, how long was your longest relationship?
Speaker 3like almost three years damn, you didn't love her, why would you stay?
Speaker 1for three years he loved that pussy, though I mean, I did somewhat at first, that feels like a waste of time to me. Was it a waste of time, ryan? Maybe, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, I should have been out Probably like a year and a half before, but I thugged it out. Damn what the fuck you only got. I was living with somebody.
Speaker 1She had that good nosh.
Speaker 3A good throat. A good throat.
Speaker 1There she goes. She could suck the fucking meat off you dude oh god, fucking legs in the air, toes curling.
Speaker 3Oh, it's awesome, there's a woman here.
Speaker 2Ryan, I do love this, I do I don't make me feel weird, my humor my sense of humor is so crude, it's insane, and that's like that's been problematic for me because I've like dated guys recently and their humor is just so dry and I feel like I can't get with someone unless they have that type of sense of humor.
Speaker 1I said it before I hate motherfuckers. You could say anything, to be it. I'm not going to be like dude. Seriously, shut the fuck up. It's like you get like so offended at like anything. Be like you really shouldn't say that, dude. It's like that's really fucked up. I can't think of one thing. No, maybe a couple of things I can't say on youtube, but or for the, for the listeners, but yeah, I don't know. So liberal science studies, studies, studies, liberal studies what did you want to do with that?
Speaker 2so I'm interested in the museum field and particularly education related to museums. So I would like to work in operations for a museum. Does that pay good?
Speaker 1I don't know what the fuck that means. I don't either.
Speaker 2I was asking if it pays good is everything it's all just money was money was I mean yeah, so it like a curator
Speaker 3yeah, stuff like that are you gonna be doing like so.
Speaker 2If I was in elementary school when I came to a tour to a museum, you're gonna be like my vital guide no, I would want to be in a higher position than that, which is why I'm getting my master's degree, so I can be in those higher positions you decide on what's going out yeah, things like that. And I did do an internship when I had graduated my bachelor's degree at a museum where I did curate an exhibition, so I've got some experience already what exhibit was it? I don't want to say because y'all are going to say some terrible.
Speaker 3Let's look, I need to hear it now. I need to hear it.
Speaker 2No, I mean, it was an exhibition of martin luther king you're on the right track rosa parks that she's from the same movement, but malcolm x no, it wasn't about a particular person, it was about the history civil rights. Can I talk? Sure, I'm just guessing, huh so all of that was kind of folded in there some way. It was the history of racism in america, with a particular focus on the kkk oh my god, oh my god it was called uprooting prejudice. So we talked about what was it called uprooting prejudice uprooting prejudice so obviously the kkk was the bad guy there.
Speaker 1We were talking about the history of them and did you have like authentic hoods and stuff in there?
Speaker 2we did have one in the case, yeah get the fuck out yeah, I have a picture on my phone if you want to see it I think we know what they look like. I bet y'all do was it signed?
Speaker 1did you have the grand? What do they call grand wizard? The grand wizard?
Speaker 2it was pretty scary. I remember when we first got it into the museum it was like in the storage room and I had to go back there to get something. I opened the thing and it's like looking at me in the face. I my heart dropped. You put it on.
Speaker 1Hell. No, I'll be honest with you, I would never, fucking ever go to that exhibit. It was kind of terrible. Probably not. You didn't pick the topic, did you? No, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I didn't like the research. You know what?
Speaker 1fucking exhibit was sick. I did a Titanic. Wait, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2go to An exhibit on racism.
Speaker 1That's a fucking downer Bro. I'm not trying to go to a museum To be sad. I went to the Holocaust.
Speaker 3History is sad it is it's fucking. It is, but it's like I'm gonna. I went to the.
Speaker 1Holocaust Museum In DC. That one's fucked up, that one's really fucked up.
Speaker 3That one's fucked up, that one's fucked up, that's fucked.
Speaker 1They literally have a room full of all their shoes.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Like a mountain of their shoes and you, like the lady, was telling us the way it's laid out, like when you're walking up on like the second or third story, it's all like catwalks to make it look like, seem like you're a guard looking down on all these people. I was like yo.
Speaker 3What the fuck, what was that? Like the boy in the striped pajamas yeah, I was like yo. What the fuck, what was that?
Speaker 1Like the boy in the striped pajamas, yeah that type of shit, and it was like nobody was saying anything. It was very, very quiet.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was like dude. I find that stuff interesting. I do too I find it interesting.
Speaker 1I don't find it that cool. No, not at all. The Titanic one I went to was fucking tight. When you went in you got like a ticket of even though all those people, a lot of people, died. You got like a boarding pass of a actual person who was on there and then at the end you could figure out if they fucking died or lived you're talking about the one that's like near here, right? No, this was back in colorado okay, I went to like a natural history.
Speaker 1I think it's one of those ones like traveled like the. Uh yeah, it was only there for a couple weeks. I want to go see some fucking mummies bro, king, tut or whatever the fuck that dude's name is show those videos of them opening up those fucking mummies that they found when they opened up the tomb were they fucked up?
Speaker 3well, no, it's just like fucking. I'm not opening up a tomb. Oh, you're scared of the bad spirit.
Speaker 1I're scared of the bad spirits.
Speaker 3I'm scared of the bad spirits. Hell yeah, it was like a 5,000-year-old fucking mummy. They're opening a tomb on him. That's fucking scary. That shit scares the fuck out of me.
Speaker 1I don't know man. I want to be in, like going to a museum, especially like one where there's exhibits and shit.
Speaker 3I want to go in there and be in awe Be like holy fuck, look at the mammoth, look at how big this fucking guy is, just take some shrooms before you go there, Ryan.
Speaker 1life isn't about taking drugs, man.
Speaker 3I don't think shrooms are a drug. They're natural buddy. They go from cow manure.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know a lot about mushrooms. Not a lot but I've taken a bunch of them. Yeah, I'm sure you have your iq represents that. Um. Back to the back to the uh you know what's fucked up.
Speaker 3I haven't seen this motherfucker in like in like a week and he's over here fucking throwing blow blows out there I think we can all agree the kkk was bad the kkk was bad is that what the exhibit said?
Speaker 2they said they're bad yes, that there was a whole panel that just said they're bad not good stuff.
Speaker 1Those guys have any?
Speaker 3information on that. Uh, what's the guy's name that the the black dude. They infiltrated the kkk, you know, didn't they make a movie on that?
Speaker 2they made a movie on black, black, klansman, black yeah no, we didn't have anything on there, but I know I've seen the movies.
Speaker 3It was like a cia guy who got fucking was in there he's still doing a movie, he's still doing interviews and all that shit.
Speaker 1Now he was like over the phone, talking like a white, like a lot. You say yeah, fuck, you can't say those words, but that was a good movie. I don't know, is it KKK still going on?
Speaker 2Yes, they are still around.
Speaker 1What's that? One church like the Baptist church who's like super fucking racist against everybody? Westboro Baptist, I think. What? Is that at. They're still holding it down. Where are they at? I don't know. They're holding that shit down, though I don't know if you'll find it on Instagram. Yeah, Westboro Baptist Church.
Speaker 2I'm concerned by your choice of words. They have a picture of Kobe right there. That's freaking Spongebob.
Speaker 1I don't think that's the right one. This is not it, Eric? But no, they're fucking. They still go nuts on all that.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, that was part of what we put in and we like talked about the about westboro no about the groups that are still around, like the kkk, but also the skinheads and like yeah, the skinhead movement is still a thing.
Speaker 1That's all the bikers and dudes getting out of prison and shit can you be racist in prison if you have to be to survive? Can you be racist if if you have to to survive? That's a genuine question yes.
Speaker 2Are you saying like if I were to go to prison and I have to behave well?
Speaker 3no, no like lonnie is that you'll be fine in prison. You're in there with the chicks. You're good. You're gonna be dating a stud in like six months I mean that's fine.
Speaker 2You know, prison is prison and the people in prison are scary.
Speaker 1I don't care if you're a male or female, don't girls fucking. Force scissor, force finger.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm sure they do. Rape happens for sure.
Speaker 1Nice, not nice. I didn't mean it like that, but yeah, I guess there's not that type of groups in women's prisons.
Speaker 3No, it's mainly just men.
Speaker 1It's like a dude you go in there, you're Ryan, you're going to have to shave your head and you're going to have to come out?
Speaker 3No, it's not.
Speaker 1You're coming back out with a swastika tattooed on you.
Speaker 3It might be like that dude that I saw in Daytona.
Speaker 1You're coming back out.
Speaker 3Remember when I went to the smoke shop and that guy had the white pride tattoos all over him. Uh-huh, I took a video of him. Yeah, he was standing in front of me at the smoke shop. He had white pride and swastikas everywhere, everywhere, oh hell no. Yeah, so you kind of have to be a fucking racist. I mean, what are you?
Speaker 1going to do. If you go in and you get beat up every fucking day, you're going to start fighting back.
Speaker 3I'm going to fight back regardless. Fuck that.
Speaker 1Yeah, but then you'd be like the white dude's little donkey You'd be doing all the stuff for them going to pick up all their stuff. They'll tell you to fucking stab a guy, you'll get the hole.
Speaker 3Not like shot caller. I'm not putting anything in my butt.
Speaker 1Get the fuck out. Yeah, you are.
Speaker 3I'm not putting anything in my butt or smuggling anything like that. No, fuck that.
Speaker 2But if you have to do that to survive.
Speaker 1They'll throw you to the Mexicanos if you don't.
Speaker 3I'm not going to prison. Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully, behave Ryan. I'm always behaving. I'm always good. I'm always good.
Speaker 1You're the closest out of any of us to go.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1Maybe to jail, not prison. If we had to take a ranking right now in the room, it'd be you, it would be me, and then nobody else is close.
Speaker 3You're up next.
Speaker 1Not me, man, You're definitely up next.
Speaker 3Kyle, you are.
Speaker 2How? And then I think it's me, and then Eric. Eric is pure.
Speaker 3Yeah, he wouldn't he wouldn't ever go to prison. Well, no, I asked Carl. I said, if me and you ended up in prison together, I said, would you act, gay, to protect yourself and me? And you might be gay together with me to protect yourself.
Speaker 1I said who's sucking?
Speaker 3Nobody's sucking or doing anything motherfucker Nobody's doing anything like that you would be.
Speaker 1What if they made us?
Speaker 2prove it, yeah, yeah. What if, like, I want to see you suck his dick right now? No, no, who's?
Speaker 1the bottom because they don't fuck with gay dudes like for real gay dudes in there no, they fuck with the ones that don't want to be gay exactly.
Speaker 3Oh my god, that's fucked. So I think I'd be good you'd be fucked why you're a little more.
Speaker 1Don't think I'm gay. No, they think you're straight. They're gonna want to plow you. They'll think I'm already gay. They'll leave me alone. They're like he's gross.
Speaker 2They don't fuck with gay dudes in there no, you'd probably get beat up, though, if they thought you were good fuck now.
Speaker 1Look at me fair.
Speaker 2Nobody touching me bro I mean, I'm pretty sure there's guys bigger than you probably no, you probably for sure who have actually like murdered people, yeah, so not too much hope for you there no, I don't think I'd survive very long.
Speaker 1I could probably survive. I'm quiet.
Speaker 2You're a fucking loud mouth oh yeah, everyone would know who Ryan is in the beginning, you'd be fucked.
Speaker 3You're a loud mouth, that's fine.
Speaker 2That's fine not great survivor skills.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think I'd survive. I'd fucking be. I'd just be reading books.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'd be getting the shit beat out of me Talking shit. Hell, yeah, you would be. Hell, yeah, yeah, that's all you can do, buddy, not really you could also adapt If you wanted to, but you're not gonna. Why would I?
Navigating Social Interaction
Speaker 2adapt To being gay, not gay being silent we've moved on.
Speaker 3Man staying in your lane, okay, stay in my, I could do that, I could do that you're the kind of guy that always has something to say, though yeah even when you shouldn't say stuff yep, so I don't, I really don't know if you could fly under the radar, I probably fuck.
Speaker 3No, I wouldn't be able to hell. No, okay, no, I can't. What the fuck. I don't want to sit there by myself what fuck? No, I wouldn't be able to Hell. No, okay, no, I can't. What the fuck. I don't want to sit there by myself, what the fuck. No, I want to talk to somebody. You don't want to be lonely? Fuck, no, I don't want to be lonely, what the fuck. Yeah, you really are like a lonely little fucker. I. How about that?
Speaker 2I'm a lonely little fucker, you're a lonely big fucker. Hey, you're not even hearing him out.
Speaker 1You didn't let me finish. I'm hearing you, I'm hearing you out. Buddy, You're just a lonely guy and you take it to heart. You don't want to be alone. I love it. I love being alone.
Speaker 3You can't be by yourself for an extended period of time. You can't be by yourself for an extended period of time.
Speaker 1I swear to God, during COVID, when the Chinese government was fucking welding people's doors shut. I don't give a fuck how long it was, I would have been fine. Dude. Nail my door shut so I can't come out and see anybody. I'm good. I love being alone.
Speaker 2What do you do when you're alone? What would you do in that situation, god, in that situation, in that situation?
Speaker 3don't, don't ask him that don't ask him that he can't even walk the next morning what you know what I do.
Speaker 1I do whatever I do, whatever the fuck I want to do okay, but what do you want I? Don't have to worry about anybody else. That's all.
Speaker 3That's all I do is that what you don't want to get a girlfriend? Why you just want to focus on yourself and just have I've said that before.
Speaker 1It was like I don't like worrying about other fucking people. It was like, bro, just leave me be, but you don't. You can't be alone for a long time. I can be alone. No, you here every day. No, I am not.
Speaker 3Yes, it's like you can't be eric's kid, and there's nothing, it's nothing wrong, but like we're hanging the fuck out.
Speaker 1But it's like how often do I? I've been trying to be better about it lately, but back in the day I would not answer anybody's calls me and eric were just talking about that last night.
Speaker 3We're talking about that last. I did come over last night, okay you're always I was like.
Speaker 1I like being. I'm not saying it's a good thing for me, but I can handle it.
Speaker 3I can be alone for a long time for the first two years that I knew you, you would not answer my phone calls you would not answer my phone calls at all. Yeah, I was chilling you fucker did it hurt you a little bit this fucking guy yeah, this fucking guy just what I do, man leilani, what are you? What does that mean? There's a lot of answers I can give. What the fuck are you? What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 1um, like, uh, we're talking about. Yeah, are you like an? You're definitely not an introvert, you're a fucking freak.
Speaker 2I'm not the one licking my asshole here. That's a dog that's normal.
Speaker 1Yeah, there's a dog in here um, what do you mean? I'm a freak can you be by yourself? Are you longing for like other people with you?
Speaker 2um, I don't think I'm an extrovert, though I feel like I'm. It really depends on the setting for me. Um, the people I'm in. When I'm in like a big room of people, then I freak out and I get all by myself and in my head, but it's like I'm in a smaller group than I can get more comfortable. You like going to? Clubs and all that yeah but that don't mean I'm gonna go where they're.
Speaker 3So if somebody came out to talk to you.
Speaker 2You're not going to talk to them If they came out to me and talked to me, I would respond, but I might be a little awkward. Why? Because talking to people makes me nervous. I don't know. I'm just the person that I have to establish a level of trust with you first.
Speaker 3It's a level of dominance with you.
Speaker 2How am I dominant? Okay, freaking dominant. What is going on? What is happening? I don't know? No, but I feel like I could be alone for a certain period of time, but then I start to get antsy and I need to talk to somebody I'm the same way too yeah, you probably give up a lot faster than me.
Speaker 3What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2no, I'm like I just feel like you need to. You need to talk, you need to be social sooner than I do.
Speaker 1You're a social yeah.
Speaker 3Social creature.
Speaker 1You are yeah, You're a social creature. Why don't you?
Speaker 3say a social guy instead of social creature. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1Well, we're all creatures, aren't we?
Speaker 3We are Well God's creatures.
Speaker 1We used to live in caves, huh. Now, something like that is going to piss me right off. What do you?
Speaker 3mean.
Speaker 1What do you mean? Something like that is going to fucking fire me up. You don't have the fucking vocabulary to battle with me. Oh Jesus, you failed comp one.
Speaker 3Okay, and.
Speaker 1And you know have y'all heard of that game, of the game of life I love that game yeah, it's freak.
Speaker 2I see it in my head. I can't figure out the name um. It's like I think is it poetry for neanderthals I.
Speaker 3I have no.
Speaker 2Okay, there's this. Fuck. I feel like.
Speaker 3Are you calling me a fucking?
Speaker 2Neanderthal? No, what the Damn. No, okay, forget it Backspace, she's fucking stewing up over here.
Speaker 1Wait, what are you talking? Like a board game.
Speaker 2Yeah, like a board game.
Speaker 1It's called what?
Speaker 2I think it. What are you doing that you're supposed to like? I don't know if it's described something or whatever, I've never actually played it. My friend's at. Hey, stop making faces. Um. And you're supposed to be able to. It's like charades, but you have to use only one syllable words what's the syllable? Damn ryan, you would do great in that game ryan only talks in one syllable.
Speaker 1I think that I would. That's all I was gonna say.
Speaker 2I said I think you know you're criticizing ryan for not knowing english. Well, well, I think that'd be a game that he dominated, I know english fine, I just don't know how to fucking.
Speaker 3I'm not good at writing essays. I think you're not, are you smarter than a fifth? You're punctuation I used to love that show. I met his fucking. I met that dude's fucking brother at my uncle's funeral. Geez, how'd your? Because they grew up into my uncle, my dad and my uncle and my aunts.
Speaker 1They grew up next to jeff foxworthy that's crazy oh, that was, that is jeff foxworthy who used to do. Are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Speaker 2Um so Eric is pulling up a quiz right now. If you do 100, it's just trivia.
Speaker 3By 5, that is 20. That's easy money Math, quick math. 2 times 5 is 10 and add a 0, boom 100.
Speaker 1There you go, right there You're good with math From 0 to 100.
Speaker 3No, I am not. What is Anything? Zero to 100?
Speaker 1no, I am not. What is anything above that? You're fucked.
Speaker 3You're crazy what is seven squared, that's 49 yeah, seven times seven, it's 49 I mean the answer's right there yeah, you are also just reading the answer. I'm not reading the fucking answer what's 223 times four? 220 times four would be 223 times four, I don't know. Yeah, you're only good, zero to 100. If you give me a fucking second, I'll put me on. 220 times four would be 223 times four.
Speaker 1I don't know. Yeah, you're only good. Zero to 100, motherfucker.
Speaker 3If you give me a fucking second, don't put me on a fucking spot like that.
Speaker 2What is it? 892?.
Speaker 1Who was the first president of the?
Speaker 3United States. No, who's on the $1 bill? It's George Washington.
Speaker 1Hell yeah, who's on the blue face? Benjamin Franklin? I, benjamin Franklin. I think it's Andrew Jackson, ain't it?
Speaker 3No, no, he's on the five. Oh, is he five? No, abraham Lincoln's a five and he's the penny. I don't know my president, yeah, blue face Benji's. Oh, it is Benji's, it's Benji's.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3Benjamin Franklin yeah.
Speaker 1How the fuck did that dickhead Get on a dollar bill, get like on money? I have no idea. What the fuck did he even do? What did ben franklin even fucking do? He wasn't a president. He signed the declaration, didn't he?
Speaker 3declaration of independence.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, what year did that happen in?
Speaker 3and then I think he he invented light bulb.
Speaker 1No, but then it was also stolen. Conspiracy by nikola Tesla. The idea was stolen. Yeah he was part of the oh. Did he invent the printer?
Speaker 2No, I think he was a printer.
Speaker 3What the fuck is a statesman? What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 1Like Congress, oh nice.
Speaker 3Nice.
Speaker 1Nice, it had to be pretty easy to be a fucking statesman back then. I'm sure Fuck that dude. I'm pretty sure he was like a. He died of syphilis or something. He was like a manic fucking. He liked to fuck everyone.
Speaker 2Yikes, I can't picture that man. He was a horn dog, he was a horn dog.
Speaker 1Nice, I think he was. Yeah, he was fucking all those little girls, jesus Christ. What was the age of consent back then?
Speaker 3There wasn't any, it was like eight.
Speaker 1Yeah, there wasn't any.
Speaker 3I saw a post on Facebook. It was like a 37-year-old was married to a 10-year-old.
Speaker 2It's like as soon as you went through puberty.
Speaker 3Like 10 or 11-year-olds. This was back in the 30s, though, like 1930s.
Speaker 1That was later. This was like 1930s.
Speaker 3I was reading the article about it. It was fucked up.
Speaker 1Was it John Smith and Pocahontas? Yeah, you realize that she was like, she was like 10 when John Smith came over and made her his wife and you watch the Disney movie and it's all beautiful and funny. It's romantic and everyone loves it no, he yeah this true story is not.
Speaker 3I didn't say it. Ripping and tearing the ripping and the tearing.
Speaker 1That's what he did. He was a piece of shit. But everybody was a piece of shit back then. It's like, bro, you had to be, you had to be a savage, you fucking. Everybody's always like oh, all these fucking Indians, they need all this money back. Fuck those dogs. They were brutal bro hell yeah massacre.
Speaker 3And everybody.
Speaker 1hell yeah, they were motherfuckers too. You can't be like everybody. Like we came in and fucked everything up like no, they were fucking killing each other the entire time we were not here. It's like like, of course we did come in, we gave them fucking, we colonized them, we did some good stuff, we gave them a lot of stuff.
Speaker 3Hey, here he goes, categorizing again hey, here he goes.
Speaker 1Bro the Seminoles. They were fucked up Talking about the.
Speaker 2Cherokees.
Speaker 1Cherokees are a different tribe Florida Seminoles, that was a tribe.
Speaker 3I thought it was the same thing. Seminole Cherokee, I thought it was all the same thing. Here you go categorizing again motherfucker.
Speaker 2I wouldn't categorize Shut the fuck up. Different tribes of Native Americans.
Speaker 1Yeah, there was a ton of different tribes in here. They were fucking each other up Nice Scalping dogs Like fucking cannibalizing people.
Speaker 3How many wives do you think you could have in the 1700s? How many wives, wives?
Speaker 1I think back then it was very religious, though I think you could still only have one wife. Yeah, it was very Catholic values, very traditional.
Speaker 2But you know, they all had side chicks.
Speaker 1They were fucking everybody. For sure, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2But they only had one wife.
Speaker 1Yeah, everybody for sure, yeah, for sure, but they only had one wife.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was very religious back then. Fuck that. I mean that's part of the reason that they said they came to America so we can give our Christian values to them.
Speaker 1Well, I thought they were trying to get away from the church.
Speaker 2Well, it depends where you're talking from, because in England, yes, they were trying to get away from the church in England.
Speaker 1And that was Catholic back then.
Speaker 2Yeah, they felt like it wasn't holding up proper Catholic values, so it came over to, or they came over to be an example of proper Catholic values.
Speaker 1Just started murking all these fucking Indians. But no, we got fucked up by the Indians. Back then too, they'd fuck us up.
Speaker 2I mean as they should. We freaking, raided their land.
Speaker 1Shit, but they weren't fucking friendly.
Speaker 2Wouldn't, as they should. We freaking raided their land, shit, but they weren't fucking friendly, wouldn't?
Speaker 1wouldn't you defend yourself if somebody came at you? We were killing like a thousand buffalo a day they had to do something dude, they were literally just riding around fucking murdering buffalo and not taking anything.
Speaker 1They would only take the hides and just leave all the meat and shit and just be like thousands of like buffalo carcasses, just like across the plains. You know also, when they were fucking they had the fucking wagons, they were doing all those convoys like across the plains and all that. They would stop and just like lose kids, like they're a little kid, would get out and just walk into fucking grass this high because you imagine, if you never cut the fucking thing, yeah they would just lose kids, they just walk off. Be like we got to keep going I'm fuck that guy I've
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Speaker 3never. I've never heard this before. Where do you get all this?
Speaker 2information. Do you watch a documentary or something?
Speaker 1I read do you not really okay? No, I watch a lot of weird shit on youtube okay, youtube a lot of history, shit, but no dude, like when you're fucking trying to traverse across from fucking. Where did they first land? Plymouth rock? Yeah yeah, the east coast. Is it west coast wait? Never, yeah, east coast. I was getting getting West and East mixed up. Think of the word yeah. I said never eat soggy watermelon or never eat soggy waffles clockwise nice, eric knows.
Speaker 2No, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1Yeah, dude, imagine getting from fucking over here all the way to fucking california. How long does that take? Driving takes like three fucking days, like 30 something hours driving. It's like they're in fucking wooden. They have wooden wheels. Do you imagine it? Dude, they had noses. Do you imagine how bad your fucking back would hurt? Just riding in a fucking carriage with wooden wheels sounds like a good time and no suspension. Shit would just fucking break all the time. How heavy those were, what'd you say? No, but what? Eric ask your question the invention of sex toys?
Speaker 3eric is wondering I mean that's a good fucking question well, think about saint augustine too. I mean that the fort's still out there. Yeah, back, way back that's like the 1600s.
Speaker 1Did they get here in 1776 or is that when they signed the? That's when they signed the declaration.
Speaker 2So they came at 1492 was columbus came to 1492, yes, that's right, 1776.
Speaker 1So I mean, we're that, we're fucking. Obviously everybody was always horny. When did they start sticking stuff up there?
Speaker 2I feel like we've probably been doing that since the dawn of time how do we evolve from cave caveman?
Speaker 1you know what I, when I was little, I always thought because I never like believe like adam and eve, I wasn't like religious or anything. I thought when I knew what sex was, I always thought a dude, a lady was laying on the ground and a guy tripped and it just went in and then yeah, I thought that for a long time where did you get that from? I have no idea.
Speaker 1That's what I thought for a long time and like elementary school everybody tripped into women the first one oh, the very first person, okay like just fell into it and was like whoa immediate. And then baby, boom, baby.
Speaker 2Oh my.
Speaker 3God, yeah, they were probably fucking like rabbits.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's why they all died of STDs. Oh oh, you see what also is fucked up is like dude their death, like their baby mortality rate, infant mortality rate was so high. Yeah, it's like so these ladies were having so many kids to be able to like grow, because one in every two babies was fucking dying from childbirth, and then the mom would die from childbirth. Yep, it's like. How the fuck did we? How many people are on the fucking?
Speaker 3earth. Now you think it's like some braveheart shit where they're having babies in little huts.
Speaker 1Yes, dude you think they had a fucking hospital back then?
Speaker 3I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1No man. No, they did not. That's why I hate all those bitches, Like the holistic thing where they're trying to have a natural birth in the water. It's like shut the fuck up. How about you go lay down on a rock and have a fucking pair of and not even a pair of scissors a fucking sharpened rock to try and cut your shit? Man, I saw a video. That's some real natural stuff.
Speaker 3No, dude, that fucking bathtub was black, it was so fucking nasty bro.
Speaker 1You don't need a fucking spiritual lady hanging around you talking you through it Like a shaman Go to a fucking cave and have the baby. That's natural bitch. If you're trying to do that, fuck all that. Damn, damn Leilani. What do you think about childbirth?
Speaker 2There's a lot of things I could say about childbirth.
Speaker 3Thank fuck, I'm not a woman. Holy fuck, look being a woman is a scam. What do you mean? It's a scam.
Speaker 2It's a freaking scam it just sucks.
Speaker 3You got it easier than I do.
Speaker 1How so right?
Speaker 3How Debate Actually how I'd like to hear this. Women have it 10 times, bro. You could literally get on Feet Finder and post your feet on there and you could make like 20 grand a month, 10 grand a month okay, great that my whole life is easy because I can post my fucking feet pics all you have to do is go to the bar and literally flirt with two to three guys. You're good, you're good. Am I lying? Am I lying? Am I lying? Are you crazy? What come on you crazy.
Speaker 2Do you understand how stupid you sound, right, I don't sound stupid.
Speaker 3No, women have it so much easier Than men do. Did you hear about that bitch? That Sorry, not bitch, I mean woman Woman that disguised herself as a man, as a man, for a year To see how men, how men, live. She killed herself. She went into a manic depression. Look how you guys got it so hard. Women have it so fucking easy. Let me find a sugar mom. We do not have it fucking easy, you crazy.
Speaker 2The only examples you gave are about how to pick up men or how to get like. It's all sexual shit for you.
Speaker 3It's not sexual shit at all. It's like, yeah, if I could have somebody pay my bills right now, I would, but I can't. What do you mean? Wait, lani, rebuttal, please, please, please, rebuttal please give me something.
Speaker 2Give me something. You didn't give me anything either. That makes no sense, because I can go to a bar. Not even that. It's like pick up a guy.
Speaker 3My life is easier if you got pulled over versus I got pulled over by a cop, it wouldn't make a fucking difference.
Speaker 2You crazy as hell it would not. I have gotten pulled over and I have gotten a nice fat ticket before ryan, what about the wage gap?
Speaker 1what do you mean, the wage gap? I'd like you say it's so much easier.
Speaker 2I'd like to hear this debate what about all the men that are chosen for positions of power? Because traditionally we come from a culture where men are in positions of power, it's a lot harder for women, especially women of color that's called?
Speaker 3that's called sexism and you can sue them for that. We had a nice debate about this like two nights ago. So you're saying, because you're a woman, you can't do something that a man could do?
Speaker 1work wise I'd like to uh I don't know, that's what you're saying. I'm not saying that I can't.
Speaker 2I'm saying I have a lot less opportunities and it's going to take a lot more for me to show up and get there. For why? Why, that's the way the world fucking works, ryan.
Speaker 1No no no, and Ryan, I'm not taking any sides here, but every, every example you gave of why it's easier to be a woman is very sexist, very Continue.
Speaker 3Fuck you, kyle. Fuck you. Why Hold on? Hold on, so continue. Fuck you, kyle, fuck you. Well, why hold on? Hold on. So you want to get into the theater world. Is there a lot of dudes in the theater world, like to, where you want to get a job out there? Is there a lot of dudes in that? I don't fucking know. I don't know about this shit. I've never seen a play before.
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Speaker 2I don't fucking know first of all, I don't want to get into the theater world oh not, I'm sorry, museum, museum. Well, in nonprofit organizations in general, typically museums and things that are related to arts are nonprofits. They're already not going to be as successful as a corporate business.
Speaker 3Yeah, they're a nonprofit Because they're a nonprofit?
Speaker 2Yeah, they're a nonprofit, and that is the area where women dominate. Women tend to work for nonprofits more than corporate whatever, because historically it was these men that were running all the business. The women couldn't get fucking jobs. So it's like, okay, let's give back to the community with all of my man's money so they would make all of these nonprofit organizations to help the people in need. So that's where it's again. It's all fucking historical right, and that obviously plays a lot less than working in corporate. So if I'm going to be in a position of power, that's the position of power I'm more likely going to be in than in actual business. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's a lot harder.
Speaker 3My mom works for Citibank okay. My mom is a vice president for Citibank okay, what do you mean? She works for a big ass corporation it's. I'm not saying it's impossible that's gonna be a man, a man's job. My mom is a vp, perhaps. Male bosses, male bosses, male bosses, but she's a vp. Now she's okay, like I said, I did not say it's impossible.
Speaker 2I did not say it's impossible. It's going to be a lot harder. I'm sure your mother had to work her fucking ass off more than a man would have to work to get into that position you guys are getting away.
Speaker 1You guys are getting away from the main topic of this debate. You think?
Speaker 3if you came to work with me on, if you came to work with me for two weeks, like 10 days, 10 work days, 10 work days, five days out of 10 days, or whatever it is two work weeks, two work weeks you couldn't do what I was doing. I couldn't do what you were doing. Exactly that's what I'm trying to say. You could do what I, what, what I do on a day, on a day-to-day basis.
Speaker 2I could it is going to be a lot harder for me to get there, though not in, not in 2024.
Speaker 1No, no, no, okay ryan, I don't agree with that. No, I don't, I don't. You guys are getting away from the original topic what was the original topic? Ryan said, being a woman is much easier than being a man.
Speaker 2It is. Well, that was an example of why it's not. It is.
Speaker 1And he agreed with the example of why it's not easier to be a woman.
Speaker 3Exactly, no, no, exactly, no, no, I'm sorry that 2024 everything is so fucking sexual now. But goddamn, why do I hear these things about? A bitch makes $600,000 a month. I won't touch that for 10 years of my life. You know what I mean and still be under that, but think about what?
Speaker 2Here's the problem with guys like you and guys like Kyle.
Speaker 3Oh, here we go. What the fuck I'm going to go there.
Speaker 1We're getting categorized now what the fuck? I didn't even say anything, LeBron.
Speaker 3No, no, she said in the past You're good.
Speaker 2The problem is, you guys criticize women that do that, but you feed into it.
Speaker 3I don't criticize sex workers at all. I support them 100,000%. I support you 100,000%.
Speaker 2But think about the kind of field they have to be in to make money like that.
Speaker 3I don't talk shit at all.
Speaker 1I support you yeah, it's pretty hot it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 3But it's fucking awesome. Kyle knows it's awesome. I love that shit. I love it, but then do what you have to do ryan, let leilani talk.
Speaker 1Jesus fucking christ.
Speaker 3Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you get me fired up.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're popping off right now. I love it. Calm down, buddy I love it she lumped me into this fucking argument.
Speaker 3I wasn't even a part of it because y'all love to y'all, here we go with y'all, here we go ryan, shut, the fuck up, you guys are the type of guys that put ass and titties on a pedestal.
Speaker 2You love that shit, but when you see an actual woman doing that kind of work, you don't want anything to do with her. You're like that's a fucking whore no, they're gross no, it is not no.
Speaker 3What do you mean okay? What do you mean? Okay, I'm disagreeing. That's exactly what I am saying.
Speaker 2I'm disagreeing with kyle and a lot of men do that. A lot of men do that where it's like but, she has no values, but okay, but she does have values she does.
Speaker 3I'm disagreeing with kyle 100 000.
Speaker 1She got a nice pussy Money, Money-wise no but see, but that's fucked up too, because she shouldn't have to sacrifice morals or whatever.
Speaker 3They're doing it on their own accord. They're making their own decision.
Speaker 1Yes, See, but that's fucked up. You brought me into this Because I don't agree with Ryan saying that it's easier to be a woman than a man. Okay, I don't agree on Ryan saying that it's easier to be a woman than a man. Okay, I didn't agree. I don't agree on that aspect of things. So for you to bring me into that was kind of an attack.
Speaker 2Okay, but yes, it is an attack because I you guys piss me off in this podcast. I listened to it because I respect anybody trying to do their own thing.
Speaker 3Why don't?
Speaker 2we pitch. Can I get there? Maybe, maybe.
Speaker 3I fired I fucking own thing. Why do we? Can I get there? Maybe shut up, I can get there. Jeez, I fired I. I I fucking lit the gas. Please, please, continue. I'm open ears. I'm open ears.
Speaker 2I'm sorry I listen to it because I respect anybody I know trying to do their own thing, have their business, whatever it is, even though y'all are making money for this, but just saying doing your thing. But it does get under my skin the things that you guys say and the disrespect that you have for women and kyle, I brought you into this because you have horrible disrespect for women. You lack respect. What do I say about women? Pretty much on the same level, no way no way, no way no way, I mean.
Speaker 2You know what I think it is, since we're going there anyway let's do it.
Speaker 1Let's get down to the root of it you guys are not very mature people.
Speaker 2You have got me fucked up. One day you will mature and you will be able to look back at yourself and be like you have got me fucked up. You're crazy, okay crazy, I don't think that many people would say you will be able to look back at yourself and be like you have got me fucked up, you're crazy, okay Crazy. I don't think that many people would say that you guys are mature, you're crazy.
Speaker 3Okay, I don't give a fuck about maturity, I'll beat the shit out of you. Not you, not you, not you, not you.
Speaker 2I don't give a fuck. That has nothing to do with maturity, not. I genuinely hope one day you guys grow and can look back on this and see what do you mean? Grow and look back? I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1I respectfully. What is the fucking thing? I'm looking? At I respectfully disagree with what you are saying.
Speaker 3Respectfully 100,000 fucking percent.
Speaker 1Because I think I'm going to look back on this and laugh.
Speaker 3Laugh my fucking ass off.
Speaker 1I'm very Because you're let's get into it. You're acting like me on this podcast is my entire personality. You don't know me I don't, you're right so you are only taking what you've. I mean, we've hung out a few times.
Speaker 1Maybe that you have seen like what I am but I disagree with it's different I disagree with you saying I'm not mature because I like to talk about things that make me laugh, and a lot of that stuff revolves around women being fucking dumb not all women, it's very like I said. I disagree with ryan saying it's easier to be a woman than it is to be a man. I think it's down.
Speaker 3I'm standing down. Iwo jima flag down yo iwo jima iwo, jima fuck did you flag down buddy, the only woman I respect in the entire world? Your?
Speaker 1mom, is my mom that's the only woman you respect is your mom well, I like leilani, I like brianna, you know, I just don't respect I respect you guys, but no, I got that holy shit, holy shit.
Speaker 3I'm sorry.
Speaker 1I'm sorry, you're a great girl I think you should probably just say love and not instead of respect, because respecting women is way different I respect the shit.
Speaker 3Maybe you just have the highest respect for your mother I have the high respect for my mother, which makes sense. You should yeah, I do I do.
Speaker 1You should also have respect for women.
Speaker 3I don't have women in my life, so the only woman I have in my life is my mom.
Speaker 1And Leilani's been on here twice and she's saying this about you.
Speaker 3This is the second time I've seen. Leilani in like a year In years, not years Like in like a year.
Speaker 1yeah, it hasn't been that long.
Speaker 3It's not been. No, I'm saying twice in a while.
Speaker 2This is probably the most frequently we've seen each other. We see each other rarely.
Speaker 3Exactly.
Speaker 2But we did meet you and I met in May of 2022. I knew him in April of 2022. Jesus, fact checking. Yeah, I got curious after the last podcast when we were like how long have we known each other?
Speaker 3Oh, that was the Epcot trip. I don't even remember.
Speaker 2That was the first one. Yeah, the first time I met you was the first epcot trip trip.
Speaker 1The first time I met him was at eric's old place. Well, let's get to a conclusion on this debate. What leilani doesn't like us?
Speaker 3I don't think she does. No, I and I'm sorry that I I will say this I don't have a fucking filter. I don't, I don't. And Kyle's a lot more. He's worse than I am. He's worse than I am.
Speaker 1Chill man.
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Speaker 3You are, you are, you are. I just want to say how it is. It is easier being a woman than it is a man right now, and I'm going to stand ten toes down.
Speaker 2You keep saying it, I'm going to say it.
Speaker 3I'm going to say it again. That's all it is.
Speaker 2That's all. It is Okay. Sorry, I'm not even going to argue with you because obviously you're in your bubble and you're not very open-minded.
Speaker 3I'm very open-minded. I'm very open-minded.
Speaker 1You say that, but I also agree with Leilani on that.
Speaker 3You're not very open-minded.
Speaker 1You say you're stuck in your ways. I am stuck in my ways.
Speaker 2Even Eric is nodding. I'm stuck in my ways, okay.
Speaker 1But then you just said you were open-minded, so you're not.
Speaker 3So there's no use in 50-50. 50-50. What the fuck? What do you mean?
Speaker 1You're fucking retarded, I'm not retarded, no, I'm not retarded at all.
Speaker 3Get the fuck out of here. It's everybody's favorite thing to say now Fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1You see. But you know what Ryan's about. He's money wise. Money wise Ryan's always thinking money.
Speaker 3Always money.
Speaker 1So you think it's easier for women because it's easier for women to make money right now doing OnlyFans, everything like that?
Speaker 3Sex work.
Speaker 2So you're talking, though, to a very specific line of work.
Speaker 3Category of women.
Speaker 2Yes, I'm not throwing you in that category, I'm saying no, I don't think that you're throwing me in that category. No, I'm just saying that that's a very narrow-minded view of the world.
Speaker 3Sometimes I get tunnel vision. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2It is easier for a woman to be a sex worker, but that doesn't say anything else about the rest of the work.
Speaker 3If I could, I'll say this. I'll say this on the on the mic post your dick on only if I could make an only fans account and be fucking bad bitches. Sign me up yeah, try it.
Speaker 1You sign me up. You could post your penis on there I think kyle wants to see it.
Speaker 3Depends on the day.
Speaker 1But you're talking like OnlyFans and all that shit is only women. You could be fucking. You could get on there.
Speaker 3I can't be Johnny Sins Do it.
Speaker 1You never know until you try.
Speaker 2There are successful men on there too, more women.
Speaker 1Tyga Tyga's dogging bitches out on there.
Speaker 3I got to make a fucking fire rap song.
Speaker 1Tyga's never made a fire rap song in his fucking life.
Speaker 3I wouldn't say it like that. But I wouldn't say it like that. I fucking hate Tyga. Fuck that motherfucker.
Speaker 1Yeah, a lot of bitches do Hot ones on OnlyFans.
Speaker 3Same thing with Lil Pump. Lil Pump's on there now too, yeah that's on there, men could do believe, Ryan. I'm just here, buddy.
Speaker 2I just got here.
Speaker 3I just got here. I don't know I'm here, but I'm not here.
Speaker 1Maybe you'll grow up one day like Leilani said.
Speaker 3I am very mature. I am very mature. I just like to have fun.
Speaker 1Leilani, but what is your definition of mature?
Speaker 2I think it comes from your outlook on life. I mean, I think you kind of reveal something about yourself when it's like you're just here to have fun.
Speaker 3I'm always here to have fun.
Speaker 2Do you have, like, any actual solid goals that you're working towards, or are you just here to live day by day? Do whatever makes you feel good?
Speaker 3I live every day like it's my last. I'm here day to day. How many times have I told you guys that?
Speaker 2I think it's very healthy and very mature to have goals and to want to improve.
Speaker 1See, but that's also your definition of maturity. That's why.
Speaker 3I asked Exactly, exactly, biased, biased, well, biased, well. I'm just chill out, ryan hit me in the heart. She's fucking hit me in the heart. Dude, you're not saying anything. My bills are paid, my, my, my rent, my car so your maturity.
Speaker 1So see, here's the difference. Now that's that's the because all, all your, your maturity revolves around. You can pay for your shit.
Speaker 3I can pay for for my shit, still have fun yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, so just the different definitions of it.
Speaker 2Yeah, For me it's a mindset thing. Mine is money, mine is always money, I don't think either of you are mature in terms of your mindset.
Speaker 1That's crazy to bring me in again.
Speaker 2That's crazy as hell. I'm not going to come here just to attack Ryan.
Speaker 3I can't go 60 to 70 000 in debt to go to school. I can't do that, neither can I, so how are you paying for it?
Speaker 2I work for the college that I'm going to. I wouldn't be able to do that. You see, I never wanted. I never wanted to go back to school. But it was an opportunity that was presented to me and I thought why not? Why don't I just get another degree because I can go for free? I can't afford to go into that.
Speaker 3I don't disagree with that.
Speaker 2No, I feel like it makes sense to take advantage of the opportunity.
Speaker 1So we found some common ground between you two. That's very nice.
Speaker 2Ryan and I don't always butt heads, though.
Speaker 1You guys do most of the time.
Speaker 2No, we do not. You and I butt heads more than Ryan and I do.
Speaker 1Well, Kyle's a womanizer.
Speaker 3I don't think you know what womanizer means. Explain it to me.
Speaker 1Maybe I don't know, but I don't think you're saying it Like. I don't think that's what.
Speaker 2A womanizer is treating a woman like an object.
Speaker 1And like fucking them and throwing them on the curb.
Speaker 2Like an object Lacking respect for them. So maybe why did I come back here?
Speaker 1You see, but my private life, my personal life, is way different than what's on here. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, 100% Because you know how I act on normal days.
Speaker 3Angry, just angry, angry as hell all day.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm a very quiet, I don't say much.
Speaker 3Very to yourself.
Speaker 1Correct. You guys don't know what the fuck's going on between my ears, bro. I'm fucking dark. I'm a dark, fucking person. What do you always call me? A ghoul, a ghoul, a creepy? Eric's called me creepy before Many times A creep. That's hurtful. It's hurtful a little bit.
Speaker 3I think everything that's been said has been kind of hurtful.
Speaker 1Well, towards you.
Speaker 3I know I said god damn why you gotta kick, why you for Well towards you. I know God damn why you got to put me down. I got a lot of shit going on right now. Leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 1Everybody's got a lot of shit going on man.
Speaker 3A lot of shit going on.
Speaker 1Doesn't everybody we all do? When was the last time you gave to the homeless?
Speaker 3What the hell Gave to the homeless. I try to do my two good deeds of the year, two good of the year, yeah, one every six months. What do you mean?
Speaker 1What does that?
Speaker 3mean, last time I did my good deed, there was that Publix right there off, so you schedule when you give to people. No, no, no, no, no. If the opportunity presents itself, then I do it. So there was a family. They went in a minivan. It was a couple and they had three young kids. I went to Publix and got my shit and bought them other shit.
Speaker 1After that you said I'm done for six months.
Speaker 2Yeah that's the part that confuses me.
Speaker 3I'm not helping anybody else. I also have lived in Daytona Beach to where I used to give this lady that lived by my apartment complex money all the time. Right, I'm at the Walgreens. She came in and pulled $500 out of the ATM because she got her disability check or whatever it was, and she didn't recognize me.
Speaker 1You were standing right behind her at the ATM.
Speaker 3No, I was in line. She came into the ATM.
Speaker 1You're a creepy guy.
Speaker 3What do you mean? I'm standing in line and I see her. I'm like, oh, that's the lady I give money to and she pulls money out of the ATM. She's asking me for money when she's wearing out of money Crackhead. Come on, come on, huh. I got him the box of chicken wings, a couple subs, some sodas, water, gatorades.
Speaker 1No, man, you got to get them, fucking non-perishables you got to get them shit that'll last a long time. Why, what, why? What do you mean? Why?
Speaker 3because that way you'd be grateful. I'm getting them fucking anything. I hate to sound like, but like god damn, it's like you're out there with it. You're out there with a sign, fucking begging for money and shit. If I give you something, you better be happy, right? You're not?
Speaker 1wrong buddy, thank you you're not wrong, thank you they should be happy because I've tried to give fucking leftover food to a homeless guy. When me and my boys went to san diego and we were leaving, they only want money. We were leaving, we had all these snacks and shit. We tried to give them to him, said nah. They said, do you have any money? We're like no, we have food for you. He said nah, guess what, fucker, now you get nothing exactly dumb ass. Exactly, god bless, oh god bless. Shut the fuck up, don't.
Speaker 3Why do they all say god bless, I have a blessed day no, I've noticed that, yeah I do think it's weird, but I think they're trying to feed to the good yeah, that like religious side trying to get them, because they know they're going to be the ones if you catch a fucking family in a light and they're like god bless you, like christian family, like oh god bless you're like God bless you, like Christian family, like oh God bless you too. Here's 100 bucks, you know, here's 50 bucks, yeah, yeah, they must be.
Speaker 1It's a targeted thing Exactly, but they all know it.
Speaker 3They all say it, but the only. Thing.
Speaker 1Crack has to do is dog standing on the side of a freeway?
Speaker 3That's when I feel bad, I'll go get dog food. When I see that we got a bag of dog food, you think the fucking owner's eating that shit too? I would hope not. That shit smells fucking bad.
Speaker 1Smells like dog food.
Speaker 3Smells like dog food.
Speaker 1That wet dog food. No, I get the dry dog food. I think that's bad for dogs.
Speaker 3Why.
Speaker 1I think it's like. I've seen commercials where it's like imagine eating dry cereal your whole life. I did that my entire life. How would you feel?
Speaker 3I feel great. You don't eat dry cereal? Yes, I do. I can't drink milk? No, he means like as their only meal. That's all you're eating, so I didn't pick it up. You put down buddy their entire life.
Speaker 1They're eating fucking cereal with no, it's just dry cereal I could survive you could survive, would you feel very good? I think so leilani, do you have dogs?
Speaker 2I do not no yeah, I wanted. I couldn't fucking handle a dog right now you want a little french iie, though I like the idea of them, but the same with me.
Speaker 1I like the idea of having a dog, having something to come home to. But Fuck it, I don't need anything.
Speaker 3Do you live completely?
Speaker 1alone, I do.
Speaker 3You need a cat Like a feisty little cunt cat.
Speaker 1Fuck, no dude, I would.
Speaker 2I'd fucking rather deal unless I find like a cool cat, because you can get the cool ones too. They're just cool, fucking sick.
Speaker 1Let's chill the fuck out. Sleep all day, but fuck. No, yeah, I live alone. You want to come over, sure? I think? Uh, I think that's it.
Speaker 3I think we got a podcast we got a pod kyle and leilani are leaving.
Speaker 1I'm gonna go have fun well, you guys hate each other after this one. No, I don't hate Leilani.
Unfiltered Conflicts and Relationships
Speaker 2I mean I feel like we have. I have an interesting relationship with both of you guys where it's like y'all piss me off. I'm not sure if I like you or not, but at the same time I do. It's this weird conflict in me where I'm like, well, I, we're just hanging out. Sometimes y'all can be cool Like you are cool guys, but you're also really irritating guys. Why?
Speaker 3I went through it already, see they're always trying to fucking filter me. Everybody's always trying to fucking filter me. The filter, it's not happening. It's not happening.
Speaker 1I think she's talking about you when you're unfiltered.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Everybody's trying to filter me.
Speaker 1No, to filter me. No, I'm not getting, I'm not telling you well, I'm not filtering myself no, I think leilani's heard you at your most unfiltered yeah and she's saying sometimes she doesn't fuck with it. Bro, not everybody's gonna fuck with you all the time you too, kyle, don't, don't sometimes I like you sometimes I don't ever want to speak to you ever again like I have conflicting feelings about to each his own.
Speaker 3My brother touche to each his own touche, all right that's a podcast.
Speaker 1Newest lows instagram, youtube we're back. Spotify we're finally back in the fucking studio. Carlos is gone again. He'll be back at some time. We always say he's got a whole life outside of this. This is, this is our life. He's the only one, the boy leilani, thank you so much for being here leilani is a great guest.
Speaker 3I hope you had a good time. We don't hate each other. Like me and kyle hate each other.
Speaker 1I like leilani, that is true even even my parents were like do you and you and Ryan actually fucking hate each other? No, it sounded like you guys are fighting all the time. No, no, but all right, that's it, goodbye, bye.