The fellas ride into the desolate wasteland that is this 2025 sci-fi slog based on a George RR Martin tale.

The boys look back at this tough-as-nails crime thriller featuring Hollywood's sexiest stars (and James Woods) doing unsexy things (being shot, falling in garbage, James Woods).

Who knew that being lost on an alien planet could be so low stakes? Ridley Scott casts away human drama in favor of the charm of Matt Damon. 

Daisy Ridley came here to kick ass and use windex, and she's all out of windex. So, you know, she kicks ass... because of the lack of windex... this guy gets it. John and Alexx watched Cleaner. 

John and Alexx endure watching the sequel to that one Hulk movie from sorta before everything connected... no, the other one. Yeah, with the Fight Club guy. We forgot it too. Anyway, we watched Captain America: Brave New World- it's very not go...