
Serving Cursed
Comedians Tom Hutchinson and Jessie Nixon discuss cursed things in a comical way, whilst drinking the worst drinks known to mankind.
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Episodes
23 episodes
Episode 22 - Self-Care Week (Feel The Heat)
This week, we're being KIND to ourselves and others, which of course means for this very first Self-Care Week we're talking about the story of The Eunuch Maker. We also fail to give each other compliments, create the worst massage s...
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Episode 22
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49:01

Episode 21 - Poo Legs McGee
Oh boy this week's topic is just the WORST. I hope you're OK with gore and/or visceral body horror as we explore the world of the Transabled. We also discover our musical theatre chops, find out that Jessie is a public transport pr...
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Episode 21
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1:00:56

Episode 20 - THE FIRST QUINTAL QUELL (definitely a thing)
This week we are marking 20 WHOLE EPISODES of this absolute horseshit with our very first QUINTAL QUELL! Every character in the Serving Cursed universe gets dumped into an arena with a boat load of weapons and one objective - survive. Come and ...
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Episode 20
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58:33

Episode 19 - Oujia Sexting
This week, Jessie brings us a stark warning about the dangers of Phrogging, including a grizzly murder that we will not allow on this show, you can have that one Redhanded you suckers.We also work out how to hit on the deceased, channel...
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Episode 19
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44:45

Episode 18 - Race-cool Skinboys
This week, in our first ever sequel episode, Jessie regales us with the full tale of the band Mayhem, including Nazis, Murder, Church Burnings and a little sweetheart called Necrobutcher.We also work out what's actually on the dark web,...
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Episode 18
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48:44

Episode 17 - Greggs Syndrome
This week Jessie necks some tequila and puts on her dancing shoes to bring us all the tale of the Dancing Plague, definitely set somewhere in Europe we're so sure about that bit at least. We also work out how to bring about world p...
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Episode 17
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51:15

Episode 16 - Gemma Collins' Scalp
This week we try Cursed Tapas with 2 delightfully rancid tales - we dive into the joys of Cotard Syndrome, before bringing it home with the sad tale of the Coconut Lover. It's exactly what it sounds like.We also plot to kill a cat, crea...
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Episode 16
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59:34

Episode 15 - Is This One Of Our Famous Riffs?
This week, we round off our first EVER 2-parter as we finish the tale of Natalia Grace and DEFINITELY NOT Orphan. We also cream each other (so sorry), hear the tale of the Pasta Predator (also so sorry) and continue our war on Bart...
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Episode 15
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36:37

Episode 14 - You're Nosfera-Poo
This week we begin our first ever cursed 2-PARTER, as Jessie regales us with the legally distinct tale of Natalia Grace that DEFINITELY isn't the plot of Orphan. Nope. Not this one.We also drink leather, discover millenial ghosts and we...
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Episode 14
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55:22

BONUS EPISODE - Happy Twicky (We're So Sorry)
This week it's a SPECIAL CHRISTMAS BONUS OH MY GOD, as our two intrepid explorers wade into the murky depths of Jessie's very own fanfiction, before diving into the putrid swamp that is the worst fanfic ever written - My Immortal. ...
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56:30

Episode 13 - A Cursed Christmas 1: Kissed By A Horse
This week, Jessie brings us a SERVING CURSED EXCLUSIVE with a case nobody else (that we know of) has covered; The Texas Christmas Bank Heist. We also talk too much shit about Steven Bartlett, make the worst rap ever created, drink ...
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Episode 13
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1:01:01

Episode 12 - Defender Of Milfs
This week, Jessie is is BACK on the milf hunt with the tale of Sherry Papini - the amazing disappearing milf! We also fail at reggae, discover Tom's chest hair situation and sit UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE to each other.Follow us ...
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Episode 12
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52:56

Episode 11 - Genie Truthers
This week, Jessie is Mothering hard with the Cult of the MotherGod - essentially a twin flame fan cult with even more main character energy. We also reminisce about our favourite band Assless Cassack, create Jessie's perfect polyc...
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Episode 11
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57:30

Episode 10 - She Came From Greece
This week, Jessie decided to be MAINSTREAM BABY and regale us with a tale ripped from the headlines - The Titan Submersible. We also create the worst podcast segment of all time, learn about Jessie's fan-fiction past and find out h...
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Episode 10
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59:05

Episode 9 - Sobbing In The Pews
This week, Jessie brings us the biggest fumble in abduction history - the story of the Chowchilla kidnapping.We also find out why Jessie never made debate team, discover that every nurse is a MILF and bravely attempt ASMR whilst drunk.&...
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Episode 9
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41:12

Episode 8 - I Write Fins Not Tragedy
This week, Jessie brings us the shark-infested tale of the USS Indianapolis because - and I quote - she "just loves vessels of all kinds".We also hear the problems with Coffee #1s horny hiring policy, create Cursed Indie and find out wh...
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Episode 8
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50:00

Episode 7 - Posthummous
This week, Jessie brings us dangerously close to True Crime territory with the "case" of the Panama Girls.We also work out exactly what Dildo Comedy is and find out what happens when Jessie gets kidnapped. Follow us on socials t...
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Episode 7
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1:01:32

Episode 6 - Piss Be With You
This week, head witch and Hater Of Women (tm) Jessie Nixon brings us the tale of the Twin Flame Cult (please don't sue please don't sue). We also work out who Tom would be in Twilight, meet Jessie's hotter alter ego, drink piss and star...
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Episode 6
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1:06:20

Episode 5 - Say Yes To The Wests
This week, Jessie regales us with the worst cursed subject of all time, with MenuGate failing to grab Tom's attention and things devolve from there.We also see Tom abandoned on the perfect Dune riff, Jessie creates the ULTIMATE METAL SO...
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Episode 5
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50:53

Episode 4 - I Have Plimmed
This week, Jessie brings Tom disgusting brie to celebrate the life and times of the Gloucester Gimp; a true west country icon.We also have an authoritative stance on "Is Squirt Pee?" from a celebrity figure, Jessie invents a powerful ne...
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51:45

Episode 3 - Honeycomb Bones
This week, Jessie harrows us all with the tale of the Radium Girls. We also begin a grand tradition showcasing Jessie's musical talent, discover Tom and Jessie's drag names, and finally work out "Is Hollister Still A Thing?"Follow us on...
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Episode 3
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52:25

Episode 2 - The Ballad of Jamie Gochujang
This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, we hear the worst mistake of Jessie's career thus far and her gruelling battle with addiction, and we finally find out the difference between Jail and Prison. We also drink fro...
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Episode 2
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52:32

Episode 1 - Willy Wonka's Alchoholic Factory
Welcome to Serving Cursed, a cursed podcast for cursed people! This week, Jessie takes us into the world of Tarrare - the man who couldn't stop eating, Tom gets put in nonce corner and we create the first ever cursed cocktail, the aptly named C...
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Episode 1
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40:22
