Serving Cursed
Comedians Tom Hutchinson and Jessie Nixon discuss cursed things in a comical way, whilst drinking the worst drinks known to mankind.
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Episodes
43 episodes
Serving Cursed LIVE 01 - The Wine For Shit (sorry)
Well fucking hell it's SC LIVE isn't it! Recorded in The Robin Hood in Bristol, enjoy this intimate show that thanks to so many tech issues, doesn't even have the main cursed story in it lol. That's just for those in the room, apparently. ...
Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 6 - I Like My Money Like I Like My Me
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedOh this is so fucking dumb.Welcome little ghoulies back to another little preview for our sordid little patreon, where we celebrate the easter weekend the...
Episode 34 - Sorry I Didn't Reply, I Was Dead
This week we celebrate THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED FOR US because we recorded on Easter Sunday and we sort of got a bit lost and wayward so Jessie brought an "easter" story entitled "Eggs From The Egg Man".I cannot stress ...
Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 5 - GUYS!
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedOh my little ghouls, it's another little patreon preview for you all! Come join the sleepover for gossip, titilation, revelation and hearing exactly which UK come...
Episode 33 - LaBeauBeau
This week, we are ill, so you know it's going to be a banger. Jessie regales us with the story of NXIVM, or at the very least, she attempts to for around 10ish minutes of the total runtime....
Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 4 - A Dom Hoo Doesn'tWantIt
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedGood day to all Ghouls, goblins and other G folk <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat for the patrons of our fine work, in which Jessie rega...
Episode 32 - The Rest Is Leprosy
This week, we EXPERIMENT like mad little victorian scientists, with our first ever remote full fat episode! Jessie brings us a list of 5-7 heinous, world-shattering diseases and thanks to Tom's medical anxiety, ruins his life forever. For real ...
Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 3 - Tinky Thinky
LISTEN/WATCH THE FULL SLEEPOVER ON PATREON NOW: Patreon.com/c/ServingCursedGood day to all Ghouls and sundries <3 Here's another little preview of a bonus little chat we recorded under a blanket where we got all giddy and stupid. ...
Episode 31 - Jessie Knickers Gives Sloppy Toppy
BONUS BITS FROM THIS EPISODE AVAILABLE ON PATREON NEXT WEEK!IF YOU ARE JESSIE'S SUITOR YOU MUST STOP HERE BY THE LETTER OF THE LAW WE WILL KNOW IF YOU DIDN'T OKAY?This week, Jessie regales us with the tale of the Mashed Swedes; tw...
BONUS EPISODE - Twicky 2: Volfemort Have Him Bondage!
It's TWICKY 2 BABY! Getting it in RIGHT under the wire, but we are BACK with Fan Ficcy Twicky, in which Tom brings the worst (but most righteous) fan fic he can find before Jessie DRAGS us back into the swamps of My Immortal. We are so sorry.
Episode 30 - A Cursed Christmas 2: He Filled My Mouth With Christmas Spirit
WE ARE SO BACK and DEFINITELY not 3 days late to Christmas at all...Merry Christmas Ghoulies! We hope none of you were kissed by a horse this year. Welcome to a festive little smattering of gifts (read loosely themed segments Jessie has ...
Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 2 - Jizzy McPhee
ALRIGHT GHOULIES, we've recorded another sordid little Sacred Sleepover and it's available NOW on the patreon <3 Expect salacious details of medication, Jessie's job struggles, genuine life advice, genital jump scares, humiliatio...
Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 1 - One Of The Girls
HELLO YOU LITTLE GHOUL SLAGS <3 Hope you're well. Sorry for the delay in episodes, basically it's hard to pin down recording time because we're so ACHINGLY successful. New full fat episodes on the way, we promise, thank you for you're patien...
Episode 29 - welcomebacktoservingcursedwelcomebacktoservingcursedwelcomeba
This week - the SPOOKIEST OF ALL WEEKS OOOOOO - we...don't actually do much that spooky. Instead, in an inversion we promised and mildly regretted, Tom - bloody TOM - has taken the reigns, bringing a list of infamous banned films to watch at yo...
Episode 28 - Crispy Peking Wife
This week, we embark on the first ever LEFTOVERS episode - serving you up a tasty helping of reheated goods as we embark on a dramatic reading of the tale of the Peeking Wife. WARNING; genuine horror, awful voices, the best character of all tim...
Episode 27 - The Long Wank
This week, Jessie delves deep into the bone-chilling tale of The Dyatlov Pass, a genuinely unsettling mystery from Russia that we utterly rob of all tension almost immediately.We also pitch the greatest screenplay ever to be introduced, ...
Episode 26 - Season 2 (Definitely Not Funny)
ADVANCED WARNING: Our spookies apologies little ghouls, we had a nasty tech issue which has meant our mics did not work for this episode, so Tom has had to work with just the room audio. That means the whole episode sounds like we're talking at...
Episode 25 - The Mr Worldwide Seas
This week, Jessie brings us the genuinely awful, upsetting and just depressing tale of Jedward Jones (definitely his real name don't google it). Find out how delicious he was when he died! We also bring out our inner pitbull, find o...
Episode 24 - The Noodles Are Our Lover
This week, Jessie brings us a thoroughly researched and not at all slapdash look at the world of Feederism, which is exactly what it sounds like but just more sexual. Yum. We also discover that Jessie's mum is in debt to the hippy m...
Episode 23 - Luxury Bones
This week we delve deep (or as we deep as we can go) into one of the most infamous creepypastas of all time - presenting a slapdash history of the Slenderman Stabbings.We also pontificate on the uses of a second mouth, find out if Jessie...
Episode 22 - Self-Care Week (Feel The Heat)
This week, we're being KIND to ourselves and others, which of course means for this very first Self-Care Week we're talking about the story of The Eunuch Maker. We also fail to give each other compliments, create the worst massage s...
Episode 21 - Poo Legs McGee
Oh boy this week's topic is just the WORST. I hope you're OK with gore and/or visceral body horror as we explore the world of the Transabled. We also discover our musical theatre chops, find out that Jessie is a public transport pr...
Episode 20 - THE FIRST QUINTAL QUELL (definitely a thing)
This week we are marking 20 WHOLE EPISODES of this absolute horseshit with our very first QUINTAL QUELL! Every character in the Serving Cursed universe gets dumped into an arena with a boat load of weapons and one objective - survive. Come and ...