Serving Cursed
Comedians Tom Hutchinson and Jessie Nixon discuss cursed things in a comical way, whilst drinking the worst drinks known to mankind.
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Episodes
32 episodes
Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 2 - Jizzy McPhee
ALRIGHT GHOULIES, we've recorded another sordid little Sacred Sleepover and it's available NOW on the patreon <3 Expect salacious details of medication, Jessie's job struggles, genuine life advice, genital jump scares, humiliatio...
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Patreon Preview - Sacred Sleepover 1 - One Of The Girls
HELLO YOU LITTLE GHOUL SLAGS <3 Hope you're well. Sorry for the delay in episodes, basically it's hard to pin down recording time because we're so ACHINGLY successful. New full fat episodes on the way, we promise, thank you for you're patien...
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Episode 29 - welcomebacktoservingcursedwelcomebacktoservingcursedwelcomeba
This week - the SPOOKIEST OF ALL WEEKS OOOOOO - we...don't actually do much that spooky. Instead, in an inversion we promised and mildly regretted, Tom - bloody TOM - has taken the reigns, bringing a list of infamous banned films to watch at yo...
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Episode 29
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Episode 28 - Crispy Peking Wife
This week, we embark on the first ever LEFTOVERS episode - serving you up a tasty helping of reheated goods as we embark on a dramatic reading of the tale of the Peeking Wife. WARNING; genuine horror, awful voices, the best character of all tim...
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Episode 28
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Episode 27 - The Long Wank
This week, Jessie delves deep into the bone-chilling tale of The Dyatlov Pass, a genuinely unsettling mystery from Russia that we utterly rob of all tension almost immediately.We also pitch the greatest screenplay ever to be introduced, ...
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Episode 27
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Episode 26 - Season 2 (Definitely Not Funny)
ADVANCED WARNING: Our spookies apologies little ghouls, we had a nasty tech issue which has meant our mics did not work for this episode, so Tom has had to work with just the room audio. That means the whole episode sounds like we're talking at...
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Episode 26
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Episode 25 - The Mr Worldwide Seas
This week, Jessie brings us the genuinely awful, upsetting and just depressing tale of Jedward Jones (definitely his real name don't google it). Find out how delicious he was when he died! We also bring out our inner pitbull, find o...
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Episode 25
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Episode 24 - The Noodles Are Our Lover
This week, Jessie brings us a thoroughly researched and not at all slapdash look at the world of Feederism, which is exactly what it sounds like but just more sexual. Yum. We also discover that Jessie's mum is in debt to the hippy m...
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Episode 24
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Episode 23 - Luxury Bones
This week we delve deep (or as we deep as we can go) into one of the most infamous creepypastas of all time - presenting a slapdash history of the Slenderman Stabbings.We also pontificate on the uses of a second mouth, find out if Jessie...
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Episode 23
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Episode 22 - Self-Care Week (Feel The Heat)
This week, we're being KIND to ourselves and others, which of course means for this very first Self-Care Week we're talking about the story of The Eunuch Maker. We also fail to give each other compliments, create the worst massage s...
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Episode 22
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Episode 21 - Poo Legs McGee
Oh boy this week's topic is just the WORST. I hope you're OK with gore and/or visceral body horror as we explore the world of the Transabled. We also discover our musical theatre chops, find out that Jessie is a public transport pr...
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Episode 21
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Episode 20 - THE FIRST QUINTAL QUELL (definitely a thing)
This week we are marking 20 WHOLE EPISODES of this absolute horseshit with our very first QUINTAL QUELL! Every character in the Serving Cursed universe gets dumped into an arena with a boat load of weapons and one objective - survive. Come and ...
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Episode 20
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Episode 19 - Oujia Sexting
This week, Jessie brings us a stark warning about the dangers of Phrogging, including a grizzly murder that we will not allow on this show, you can have that one Redhanded you suckers.We also work out how to hit on the deceased, channel...
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Episode 19
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Episode 18 - Race-cool Skinboys
This week, in our first ever sequel episode, Jessie regales us with the full tale of the band Mayhem, including Nazis, Murder, Church Burnings and a little sweetheart called Necrobutcher.We also work out what's actually on the dark web,...
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Episode 18
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Episode 17 - Greggs Syndrome
This week Jessie necks some tequila and puts on her dancing shoes to bring us all the tale of the Dancing Plague, definitely set somewhere in Europe we're so sure about that bit at least. We also work out how to bring about world p...
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Episode 17
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Episode 16 - Gemma Collins' Scalp
This week we try Cursed Tapas with 2 delightfully rancid tales - we dive into the joys of Cotard Syndrome, before bringing it home with the sad tale of the Coconut Lover. It's exactly what it sounds like.We also plot to kill a cat, crea...
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Episode 16
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Episode 15 - Is This One Of Our Famous Riffs?
This week, we round off our first EVER 2-parter as we finish the tale of Natalia Grace and DEFINITELY NOT Orphan. We also cream each other (so sorry), hear the tale of the Pasta Predator (also so sorry) and continue our war on Bart...
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Episode 15
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Episode 14 - You're Nosfera-Poo
This week we begin our first ever cursed 2-PARTER, as Jessie regales us with the legally distinct tale of Natalia Grace that DEFINITELY isn't the plot of Orphan. Nope. Not this one.We also drink leather, discover millenial ghosts and we...
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Episode 14
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BONUS EPISODE - Happy Twicky (We're So Sorry)
This week it's a SPECIAL CHRISTMAS BONUS OH MY GOD, as our two intrepid explorers wade into the murky depths of Jessie's very own fanfiction, before diving into the putrid swamp that is the worst fanfic ever written - My Immortal. ...
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Episode 13 - A Cursed Christmas 1: Kissed By A Horse
This week, Jessie brings us a SERVING CURSED EXCLUSIVE with a case nobody else (that we know of) has covered; The Texas Christmas Bank Heist. We also talk too much shit about Steven Bartlett, make the worst rap ever created, drink ...
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Episode 13
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Episode 12 - Defender Of Milfs
This week, Jessie is is BACK on the milf hunt with the tale of Sherry Papini - the amazing disappearing milf! We also fail at reggae, discover Tom's chest hair situation and sit UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE to each other.Follow us ...
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Episode 12
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Episode 11 - Genie Truthers
This week, Jessie is Mothering hard with the Cult of the MotherGod - essentially a twin flame fan cult with even more main character energy. We also reminisce about our favourite band Assless Cassack, create Jessie's perfect polyc...
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Episode 11
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Episode 10 - She Came From Greece
This week, Jessie decided to be MAINSTREAM BABY and regale us with a tale ripped from the headlines - The Titan Submersible. We also create the worst podcast segment of all time, learn about Jessie's fan-fiction past and find out h...
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Episode 10
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Episode 9 - Sobbing In The Pews
This week, Jessie brings us the biggest fumble in abduction history - the story of the Chowchilla kidnapping.We also find out why Jessie never made debate team, discover that every nurse is a MILF and bravely attempt ASMR whilst drunk.&...
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Episode 9
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Episode 8 - I Write Fins Not Tragedy
This week, Jessie brings us the shark-infested tale of the USS Indianapolis because - and I quote - she "just loves vessels of all kinds".We also hear the problems with Coffee #1s horny hiring policy, create Cursed Indie and find out wh...
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Episode 8
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