
The Emperor Forgets: A Warhammer 40K Podcast
Three friends united by a love of all things 40k, even the rules, when they remember them.
Episodes
37 episodes
There Is No Humour On Fenris
James, Mike and Tom discuss the latest chaotic treats leaking from the warp, their hobby pet peeves and the sensitivity of The Emperor's Executioners. There's also the results of the latest Casting Heresy and the usual Puns for the Pun God. Mai...
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Season 2
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Episode 16
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39:09

That's So Lorgar
Tom, Mike and James discuss the totally different and not at all same design for the new drop pod, cast 40k's biggest simp Lorgar and chat about the many faces of Fulgrim. And as always, there are some very, very tenuous puns.
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Season 2
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Episode 15
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35:45

Daemon World Theme Park
James, Mike and Tom contemplate where 40k reveals could go next, including; possible new Space Wolves animals, units that should be cut from the game, and some very bespoke terrain ideas. There's also time for a pod-dividing John Cena fantasy d...
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Season 2
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Episode 14
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33:25

Space Wolves Monobrows
Tom, Mike and James discuss the HUGE reveals from Adepticon. Ask if the Nemesis Dreadknight is the Stephen Hawking of 40k, discuss Mikey's time in Malta and go slightly mad during a Norm MacDonald heavy Puns for The Pun God.
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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42:05

Mo Dakka Mo Problems
Mike and Tom power through without an ill James to discuss the new Ork detachment plaguing the meta. Also includes the second instalment of the show's AI-controlled black library novel, a new game inspired by a listener email and some high-octa...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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33:45

Dark Angels Go Down Easy
James, Mike and Tom unwrap the gift of new detachments for Custodes and Orks, discuss the need for more (or less) dakka, and dive into the fun new Aspects of War rules. On top of which, there's just time to butt heads over Space Wolves, discuss...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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38:11

40k Frat Boys
James, Mike and Tom try to work out the difference between Emperors Children Fiction and plain old Erotic Fiction, discuss their predictions for the upcoming Balance Dataslate, cast some hobby pet peeves into the warp and try their hand at a fe...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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33:46

Maybe the Greatest Model of 2025?
James, Mike and Tom drink in the blood and the zeal of this week's new model reveals including an early contender for miniature of the year. All the big questions are answered, such as "what model would you rather look like?" "What model would ...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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34:12

Emperor's Children Excess and Rolling D100s
James, Mike and Tom indulge in Emperor's Children codex reveals, bring Vladimir Putin to the tabletop, introduce a new dice to 40k, find something nice to say about every faction in the game (sort of), and end with some Oscar Award winning puns...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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35:09

Commissar Ozempic
James, Mike and Tom give their thoughts on the new Angron Transfigured model and his badass sidekick Sotara (giving James a rare chance to flex with some lore knowledge). They also join the Black Library celebrations by harnessing the power of ...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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35:54

Codex Leaks and Ninja Turtles
Tom, Mike and James discuss the shiny new Emperors Children Codex, break down the new rules for Deep Strike Mishaps, banish some hobby gripes to the warp and indulge in some Valentines Punning. Oh, and there's the single most horrifying referen...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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35:50

Warhammer Street Racing
James, Mike and Tom discuss how there's more to narrative play than Crusade, talk 40k street racing (in lore and IRL), cast Tarik 'the joker' Torgaddon in Casting Heresy, expose one of the pod as a law breaker, before ending with some Super Bow...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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28:55

The Dark Angels Downfall
James, Mike and Tom give their thoughts on the latest Aeldari's pre-orders, celebrate making it onto the Astartes 2 trailer and almost end their relationship debating the merits of Dark Angels. Find out how Mike's hobby blind date went, as well...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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39:11

18 Inch Slaaneshi JoyToy
James, Mike and Tom discuss the upcoming Emperors Children release, find out how Super Mario would play in 40k, work out which faction is the most popular on Reddit, and offer up perhaps the worst set of puns in the history of the Imperium.
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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35:30

Desert Island Warhammer
James, Mike and Tom talk LVO and the logistics of playing 40k in Vegas. Discus the little things that annoy them in the hobby, reveal the results of last week's Casting Heresy, and end with some wrestling inspired puns for the pun god.
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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29:02

Fulgrim's Eldar Chromebook
James, Mike and Tom are back from the warp (their Christmas hangovers) to give some ill-informed views on that epic Christmas Day reveal. Is Fulgrim the greatest daemon primarch ever designed? Is Mike making up fancy words to impress Slaanesh? ...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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31:28

Christmas Predictions and Counter Buffs
James, Mike and Tom get into the holiday spirt with some Christmas Day 40k predictions and wishes. There's also time to discuss the balance datasheet, debate the pros and cons of Tyranids, and talk about the best doubles tournament they've ever...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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35:57

Secret Levels and Shattered Arsenals
James, Tom and Mike discuss the huge Warhammer announcement from Amazon, continue the Grotmas festivities, create a fantasy datasheet for Ol' King Charles and work out which 40k Reddit forum is the saltiest.And yes, we may have done a f...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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38:52

Happy Grotmas!
James, Tom and Mike delve deep into the brand new Grotmas detachments, discuss which 40k character would make the best drinking buddy, cast a well known actor to play Angron and talk about 'The Best head in 40k' (Not a euphemism).And as...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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39:00

No Shade on the Warhammer Preview
James, Mike and Tom provide their honest opinions on the latest Warhammer preview (which includes a shocking admission from one of them). James shares in the success of Custodes at the World Championships of Warhammer, Tom attempts another crin...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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40:30

James Bond Comes To Warhammer
James, Mike and Tom offer up some heretical predictions for the upcoming Warhammer Preview, induct 007 himself James Bond into the 40k universe with his own fantasy datasheet and delve into the bits box for Hobby Show & Tell. Stick to the e...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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39:13

The Pauldron Special
James, Mike and Tom talk about the huge reveal this week; yes all three Emperor's Children Pauldrons, cast Magnus the Red in the Horus Heresy, imagine what it would look like if 40k factions had sponsors, and end with some TV Presenter puns for...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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40:34

The Julian Assange of 40k
James, Tom and Mike talk Resin models, 40k terrain rules and whether a Calculator can play Tetris. Plus there's a brand new Fantasy Datasheet for the King Of Pop Michael Jackson, and more terrible/brilliant Puns for the Pun God.
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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35:25

The Best Bum in 40k
James, Mike and Tom discuss that new Fuegan (Fwaygaan?) model, if a Monty Python themed army range would work and how you really pronounce Abaddon. Plus James has a very embarrassing admission about one of last weeks puns.
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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33:31

Eldar Pilates and Chaos Toilets
James, Mike and Tom attempt to bring some class to The Emperor Forgets by discussing fine art, fine feet, and deamonic bogs. Plus Tom reveals a little too much about his search history, James explains how the hobby is affecting his sex life and...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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42:59
