We welcome Tom to the neighborhood...by talking smack about the lowest member of the NFC North Totem Pole

Some cities and their sports franchise names do NOT align, so the gang decided to create better, more relatable teams.  You're welcome!

Justin, Kay and Ryan go over the ugliest NFL jerseys of all time...and somehow get into male cheerleading?

RIP Todd...while the body is still warm the gang takes a new host out for a test drive.  Let us know what you think!

Why are people paying top $$$ to watch batting practice?  The gang comes up with a way to make the MLB All Star festivities actually entertaining.

Ballpark fare- what we've tried and what needs to show up at the arena, stadium, cock fighting ring for us to enjoy.

The kids talk U.S. cities that don't have a pro sports team to root for.  If they were going to get one- which sport, what would the team name be, and what would be their mascot?  

We play a little game of "Name That Sports Team" based on unfamiliar logos.

The hosts embark on their own draft.

Justin & Kat struggle to keep their eye on the ball (or nuts) with Todd MIA.

Using advancements in video technology, the gang discusses where they'd like to see cameras added for enhanced sportsball coverage.

The rules we think should be against the rules.

Rules in sport we deem unnecessary and/or stupid.

Eventually we get to Super Bowl halftime shows ranked...but there are some detours along the way.

For all the Tuesday drinkers...Kay is your spirit animal.

The leap from Epstein Island to....Barney? Only on this podcast can you find this level of WTF.

Don't let the title fool you. This is NOT an autobiographical deep dive into Todd's life.

The crew discusses the WORST fanbase in all of sport.  These are personal (biased) opinions based on individual experiences and might not be universally accepted as accurate.  Buyer beware!

How sweet it is...to taste the salty tears of your enemies?

Expectations of our childhood heroes were lowered once we met them.

The gang plays "real sports nickname or not" while Todd bestows mascot tags upon his co-hosts and, at some point, the wheels officially fall off the wagon.  Take a listen and see if you can determine the exact time the ship hits the iceber...

We delve into a debate on our favorite (and least favorite) mascots.  Some of these you probably didn't realize existed, and that's a good thing.

The crew debates participation trophies...and quickly detours into the depths of decency.  From blue ribbons to working blue.  Enjoy?