The ScottyDontX Show
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I am in the process of building a podcast from scratch, adding to it one step at a time, one day at a time.
Since there was no show preparation, no written script, and no market research, let's categorize this first one as comedy-improv.
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The ScottyDontX Show
Episode # 27 - Beyond the Plate: The Heart of a Humanitarian
What do humanitarians eat if vegetarians munch on veggies? Tune in to the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we untangle this whimsical riddle with humor and insight. We take a light-hearted journey through the curious minds of Reddit users, exploring how the term 'humanitarian' is all about promoting human welfare—not snacking on Homo sapiens. Join us for a delightful discussion that blends wit and wisdom, reminding us that whether you're vegan, vegetarian, or a carnivore, humanitarians are united by their dedication to helping others, not by what's on their plate.
As we navigate through this playful inquiry, we bring you a collection of the most hilarious and thought-provoking responses. While the question might seem like a head-scratcher, it opens doors to broader reflections on compassion and altruism. So, grab your favorite snack, because whether you're a curious listener or just in need of a good laugh, this episode is sure to entertain and enlighten. Don't miss out on the fun—catch the Scotty Don't X Show on iHeartRadio, Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok!
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Speaker 2:Are the questions so smart that they're stupid or so stupid that they sound smart? Stupid or so stupid that they sound smart? Yet again, more from the rubbish bin of Reddit, or perhaps these would have been award-worthy back in the day. So the question If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Alright, the first hot response is definitions. People Humanitarians are concerned with seeking to promote human welfare, so presumably anything is on the menu except for cannibalism. But if we were going to give a nice, friendly response, we could say Humanitarians don't have a specific diet.
Speaker 2:The term humanitarian refers to someone who is concerned with the welfare of others and works to improve the lives of people. It doesn't have anything to do with dietary choices. A humanitarian could be a vegetarian, a vegan, a meat eater or anything in between. Their focus is on helping others, not on their personal food preferences. So there you have it. Vegetarians can have their vegetables. Humanitarians can have anything they want. Do they want to keep listening to the Scotty Don't X Show? It's available on the iHeartRadio application. Just search Scotty Don't X, as well as Instagram, facebook and TikTok. Good day.