The ScottyDontX Show
Solving for "X" - every day.
I am in the process of building a podcast from scratch, adding to it one step at a time, one day at a time.
Since there was no show preparation, no written script, and no market research, let's categorize this first one as comedy-improv.
Because, with me or at me, someone will find a reason to laugh.
Episodes
37 episodes
BJ Shea Week Episode 5 of 5: "I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve"
Ever tried to chase away the blues with a Papa John's pizza? Today, we explore just that—alongside a heartfelt message to our buddy BJ, who’s facing the challenging transition of being 'on the beach.' Emotions are running high as I recount the ...
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BJ Shea Week Episode 4 of 5: "Watching X-Files with no lights on"
Ever thought you'd find yourself in a hot tub filled with Lucky Charms? That's just a taste of the chaos and hilarity we're serving up on the Scotty Don't X Show! I'm here to regale you with tales of outrageous antics from the BJ Shea Show, lik...
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BJ Shea Week Episode 3 of 5: "I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors"
Quick Recap at the start: Ever find yourself on the receiving end of a surprise firing because of a prank that didn't quite land? Picture this: Mehoff, Jack Mehoff, at your service—well, until the ill-fated laughter of a few grandkids led to my...
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BJ Shea Week Episode 2 of 5: "Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes"
Surprise Style Firings: Ever found yourself in a pickle because of a practical joke? Picture me, Scotty Don't X, at the dog park, sun on my face, K9 sniffing away, recounting my unforgettable brush with the "Jack Mehoff" incident. What began as...
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BJ Shea Week Episode 1 of 5: BJ Shea's Radio Exit: "It's been, one week"
Ever wondered what it's like to lose a legend? The recent and unexpected departure of BJ Shea from KZOK left many of us in the radio community reeling, especially since his new role there had just begun this past January. Join me, Scotty Don't ...
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Episode # 32 - Disney World Trip - drink or be destroyed by a potential Hurricane?
Have you ever had a perfectly planned trip derailed by the unpredictable whims of weather and scheduling mishaps? Join me on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as I navigate just that while preparing for a whirlwind adventure to Disn...
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Episode # 31 - Pianists and Racers Words and Wonders
Ever wondered why someone who plays the piano gets a fancy title like pianist, while race car drivers don't get labeled with something quite as eloquent? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel this linguistic conundrum, diving into th...
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Episode # 30 - Welcome to the 30th Anniversary of The SDX Show!
Episode # 30 - What do sign makers use for picket signs when they strike? Get ready for a chuckle as we explore this and other offbeat questions on the 30th episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! Join me for a hilarious ride through a game of "Two...
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Episode # 29 - The Science that Keeps Your Pans Slip-Free - from a not-so dumb question
What really keeps Teflon from slipping off your frying pan and onto your dinner plate? Join us on the Scotty Don't X Show as we unravel the sticky science behind this slick kitchen marvel. From the fascinating history of Teflon to its miraculou...
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Episode # 28 - Language Laughs and the Sticky Truth
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Come along as we unravel this puzzling enigma, and many more, with a healthy dose of humor and a sprinkle of historical insight. Prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the lexicon as we ponde...
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Episode # 27 - Beyond the Plate: The Heart of a Humanitarian
What do humanitarians eat if vegetarians munch on veggies? Tune in to the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we untangle this whimsical riddle with humor and insight. We take a light-hearted journey through the curious minds of Reddit...
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Episode # 26 - Is the internet stupid, or is it just words?
What if the internet's transformation into a breeding ground for wannabe comedians is more tragic than comedic? Explore the curious ways online culture has morphed everyone into self-proclaimed jokesters, often forgetting the crucial elements o...
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Episode 26
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Episode # 25 - Beetlejuice 2 and the Battle of Nostalgia vs. Freshness
Ever wondered how much a sequel can rely on nostalgia before it loses its spark? That's the big question in Episode 25 of the Scotty Dune Text Show, where we give you our spoiler-free take on Beetlejuice 2. We grapple with the fine line between...
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Episode #24 -Hobby vs Obsession and Pez Dispenser Fame
Does your partner's passion for car restoration leave you feeling more frustrated than fascinated? Join us on the latest episode of the Scotty Don't X Show as we tackle a listener's dilemma: should they ask their husband to abandon his beloved ...
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Episode 24
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Episode #23 - Broadcasting Chaos and The Seattle Freeze
Imagine dealing with unpredictable, sometimes downright disturbing callers while hosting a public access cable show in early 2000s Seattle. Join me as I walk down memory lane, sharing stories from the Scotty Dune X podcast and my adventures wit...
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Episode #22 - From Dirty Fingers to Treasured Trinkets
Is the Illuminati pulling the strings behind the scenes, or is it all just a load of hooey? On this electrifying episode of the Scotty Dunt X Show, we serve up conspiracy theories and secret societies with a side of humor and a dash of skeptici...
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Episode #21 - Invent Pet Rocks - make like - a billion dollars?
Have you ever wondered what it's like to throw an axe, collect hairballs, or engage in competitive punning? You're in for a treat on this episode of the Scotty Don't X Show! We venture into the world of quirky hobbies that are as fascinating as...
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Episode #20 - Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big Data - and now Big Cleaning?
Ever wondered how a simple bar of soap could spark a competitive spirit? Or how a wooden hobby horse could lead to a thrilling race? This episode of the Scotty Don't X Show promises to uncover the quirkiest hobbies you never knew existed. From ...
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Episode #19 - KATU Paul Linnman - you are my Exploding Whale Hero!
What kind of person willingly traps ferrets in their pants? Find out as we explore the bizarre and frankly unsettling world of ferret legging—a hobby that's as controversial as it is peculiar. We question the ethics and sanity behind this pract...
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Episode 19
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Episode #18 - Epic Showdowns and Tree Lovers
What if the ultimate champion of your favorite candy could be determined through a series of intense, thumb-crushing battles? On this week's Scotty Don't X Show, we explore the bizarre world of M&M battles where one man's quest to crown the...
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Episode #17 - Portland Radio Fun and Seattle Sci-Fi Geeking
Ever been to a CD release party with a breakfast spread so divine it included fresh pineapple? Join me, Scotty Donst, as I take you back to those glory days of Z100 Portland’s Morning Zoo and the incredible Dan Clark, the brain behind many of t...
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Episode #16 - Laughs and Mischief from Z100's Past
Ever wondered what happens when a radio intern tries to turn a station van into a wrecking ball for the sake of dominance? Or how conserving battery power in an electric car race at Toys R Us can lead to an unexpected victory? Episode 16 of the...
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Episode #15 - Airbags, Scandals, and Laughs on the Road: ScottyDontX Travel Edition
Have you ever wondered just how much it costs to replace a deployed airbag? It's more than just a number; it's a glimpse into the high stakes world of road travel. On this adventurous leg of the Scotty Don't X Show Travel Edition, we're sharing...
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Episode #14 - Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses Road Trip Adventure to Seattle Mariners Game
Ever wondered what it's like to experience a road trip through high-tech smart glasses? Join me as I journey from Vancouver to Seattle for an unforgettable Mariners game at T-Mobile Park, all while exploring the amazing features of my Ray-Ban M...
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Episode #13 - Behind the Scenes at KZOK's Strike Zone Event
Ever wondered what it's like to explore the bustling concession stands of T-Mobile Park during a Mariners game? Join me as I share my adventure at the KZOK Strike Zone event, where I (In the scorebook, a strikeout is denoted by the...
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Episode 13
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