The ScottyDontX Show
Solving for "X" - every day.
I am in the process of building a podcast from scratch, adding to it one step at a time, one day at a time.
Since there was no show preparation, no written script, and no market research, let's categorize this first one as comedy-improv.
Because, with me or at me, someone will find a reason to laugh.
The ScottyDontX Show
BJ Shea Week Episode 4 of 5: "Watching X-Files with no lights on"
Ever thought you'd find yourself in a hot tub filled with Lucky Charms? That's just a taste of the chaos and hilarity we're serving up on the Scotty Don't X Show! I'm here to regale you with tales of outrageous antics from the BJ Shea Show, like the time I cleverly snagged a Nintendo GameCube by mastering the art of outrageous acts. And let's not forget that time I became the unsung hero of a Bellevue live event, armed with only a collapsible table and a knack for foresight. Whether it's about Lucky Charms displacement or the wizardry of table preparation, there's a method to the madness that runs deeper than you'd think.
Join me as I reminisce about my brief yet unforgettable intern days and share some mischievous anecdotes featuring my four-legged co-host, Canine, who adds his own brand of comedy to the mix. From navigating the wild world of radio with an unconventional flair to the geeky nods and winks that Doctor Who fans will appreciate, we're all about making every moment an adventure. Plus, don't miss your chance to connect on all the social media hotspots and even dive deeper with our Discord community. Buckle up for a rollercoaster of humor, unexpected wisdom, and a touch of eccentric geekery that guarantees a wild ride you won't want to miss!
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Welcome to the Scotty Don't X Show. I still still still have nothing of substance to say. Let's see Coolest things I have done in regards to BJ's show and I apologize if I've mentioned this on the podcast before, but they had people doing outrageous acts in like October, november and their prizes were an Xbox, a Nintendo GameCube and some other stuff. So, having owned my Xbox already, I was targeting slot number two and the in-studio performance of our outrageous acts and the live judges. I wish I could remember who they were. I got my slot two, so, yay, nintendo GameCube walked with that. Fantastic Things I've done for the BJ Shea Show. Because I was pretty sure that the sponsor hosting the event, or his company, was going to F it up. It was a live event in Bellevue, just like six or seven blocks from where I lived at the time of you, just like six or seven blocks from where I lived at the time. And uh, they were going to have like electric car races and free wings. Um, and I'm like you know what? They're not going to have a table for the wings, they're just not going to. So I threw my collapsible table in the back of my 1990 Mercury Tracer with the customized license plate, banky. So 10 points, the first person to reach out and tell me what the Mercury Tracer and the Banky license plates have to do with each other and the banky license plates have to do with each other, anyway. So I brought the table and they were setting up and they're like, uh, what do we? Just, you know, put some cardboard down and put the wing pot and stuff on the ground. And it's like, no, I got. You Broke out the table and BJ and Peeps were amazed. They're like how did you bring this? And I go, oh, it's something I always carry when I think somebody's going to get screwed. Anyway, table definitely made things a lot better Because they didn't have to put stuff on the ground or cancel the wings. Canine, we're going down. One of us has to work to earn money to buy the other one kibble. I'm pretty sure you're not the one bringing in the cash. Okay, I stopped so other people and their dogs could get ahead and so canine could pee through the fence to some raspberries. I was an intern for BJ's show for two and three quarters days and, yeah, I'm not going to share what happened on that one, other than to say some people were right and some people were wrong. Let's see other cool stuff. Oh, hey, so they were doing a St Patrick's Day show from a bowl of was it milk or was it water? Hot tub, and so it was filled with Lucky Charms. Anyway, when they were about to play the water, I noticed that, hey, just so you know, you've filled the tub completely with Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms are going to float up on top of your liquid, which means you should unload the top layer equal to the amount of water you're going to put in. Yeah, they went ahead and did that after the first batch of Lucky Charms were rolling off the side.
Speaker 1:Displacement, hashtag science, learn it, live it, love it. Hey, canine, come on, keep up. It's no good. Come on, keep up. It's no good peeing on stuff when you're out of fluid. You're just posing, literally. Anyway.
Speaker 2:The Scotty Don't X show was taped before a live audience, probably including his dog canine, named after the tin dog from Doctor who. The host of this podcast, ruthlessness, can be found on the following social media Just under the name Scotty Don't X Instagram, facebook, twitter, x, tiktok.
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