
The Stupidest Sports Show on Earth
'The Stupidest Sports Show on Earth' is your ultimate antidote to boring stats and musty analysis. Rodney Knuppel and Tim van Straten are experts in ignorance and masters in tomfoolery, but they're also everyday dudes who love the game and remind us that it's fun to be dumb.
Episodes
79 episodes
Ep. 79 - Say No to Wet Buns
Happy 4th of July! Rodney and Tim kick off the holiday by previewing the hot dog contest, which Rodney knows way too much about. Speaking of hot dogs, are the Yankees and Cardinals both cooked? Later, Rodney quizzes Tim on the latest MLB stat l...
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Episode 79
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Ep. 78 - Too Much S*** Going On
Rodney and Tim discuss all of the latest happenings in sports, of which there are far too many. What the Buck is Milwaukee doing? Who's even left in NHL free agency? And why doesn't the WNBA want to come to Miami? Plus, a harmless discussion ab...
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Ep. 77 - Big Dumper for MVP
Rodney and Tim give the Thunder their flowers and bash the dummies who want to give their title an asterisk. Also, Tim was so right about the Tyrese Haliburton injury. Later, it's a new game called "Let's Bounce Around!" Finally, does 77 actual...
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Ep. 76 - Great Big Boy
Rodney and Tim realize they don't know **** about basketball. Should T.J. McConnell win Finals MVP? Later, the dummies make sense of MLB's playoff picture halfway through the season, debate whether Jordan Spieth will win another major, and come...
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Episode 76
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Ep. 75 - So Much for Flashy and New
Rodney and Tim kick off their 75th episode by proclaiming the Panthers as back-to-back champs before the game goes final. Then, the dummies discuss whether Tyrese Haliburton should sit out Game 6 despite facing elimination. Finally, why is Rory...
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Episode 75
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52:48

Ep. 74 - He's European
Rodney and Tim recap the latest in the NBA and NHL Finals. Is Rick Carlisle on the Indiana Basketball Mount Rushmore? Is this the best Stanley Cup Final ever after four games? Later, the dummies discuss the U.S. Open and why their lineup isn't ...
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Episode 74
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Ep. 73 - An Affront to Golf
Rodney and Tim discuss the latest happenings in the NBA and NHL championships and whether we've seen enough to change our predictions. Then, they compare notes to see who did the best on their blind rankings from last week. Finally, it's a U.S....
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Ep. 72 - They Just. Don't. Die.
Rodney and Tim discuss the Pacers' Game 1 stunner over the Thunder and try to outdo each other on stats from the game. Will people remember Tyrese Haliburton's postseason even if they don't win the title? They better. Then, Rodney surprises Tim...
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Episode 72
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57:36

Ep. 71 - Blind Rankings
Rodney and Tim give an in-depth preview of Pacers-Thunder and attempt to do the same for Panthers-Oilers before revealing their official series predictions. Then, Tim challenges Rodney to blindly rank ten NFL head coaches. Finally, enough about...
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Episode 71
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Ep. 70 - Content Stealers
Rodney and Tim recap Game 5 of Pacers-Knicks and wonder if the Knicks have ANY chance to win this series. Plus, Tim comes up with the brilliant idea of talking about someone else's ideas on how to fix the NBA. Later — is Pete DeBoer a d-bag? An...
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Episode 70
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Ep. 69 - Nice
First off ... nice. Now that that's out of the way, Rodney and Tim write the eulogies for the Timberwolves and Knicks, wonder whether SGA is already on the Sonics/Thunder Mount Rushmore, and prove that Connor McDavid listens to our show. The du...
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Episode 69
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Ep. 68 - You Don't Know Ball
Rodney and Tim debate whether the Knicks' Game 1 collapse makes them the GCD of the Month, Year, or Decade. Why can't the Oilers play any defense? Are the Timberwolves already cooked? Later, Tim rails against fans complaining about free throws,...
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Episode 68
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Ep. 67 - It's Pronounced ee-VAHN
Rodney and Tim are back to talk about the NBA and NHL Conference Finals that have already started. And they disagree a LOT on who's going to win. Later, they give shoutouts to the surprising studs from their favorite MLB teams before realizing ...
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Episode 67
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Ep. 66 - A 0.00000% Chance of Winning
Rodney and Tim discuss whether the Timberwolves can win it all, if we're destined for an Oilers-Panthers rematch, and why the Maple Leafs have NO chance to win their series. Next, the dummies break down NFL Week 1 betting odds and lament over t...
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Episode 66
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Ep. 65 - The Lottery Isn't Rigged ... We Think
Rodney and Tim recap a massive few days in the NBA, which include the Cavaliers being gutless losers, Jayson Tatum's Achilles tear, and the Mavericks winning the Cooper Flagg sweepstakes. Then, can anyone slow down Rodney's Cardinals? Later, th...
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Ep. 64 - It's Almost Corn Time
Rodney and Tim recap the last few nights of the NBA and NHL Playoffs. Is it time to 'Cya' the Warriors? Is Jayson Tatum officially a playoff GCD? Did we forget that Craig Berube coaches the Maple Leafs? After that, Tim gives his thoughts on Joe...
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Episode 64
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Ep. 63 - Tim Cursed the Blues
Rodney blasts Tim for causing the Blues to lose Game 7. Honestly, he's got a point. The dummies then talk more NBA and NHL playoff games and debate whether the Celtics or the Thunder are under more pressure after their Game 1 losses. Plus, Rodn...
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Episode 63
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Ep. 62 - Playoff GCDs
Rodney and Tim preview upcoming Game 7s and blast all of the gutless choking dogs through the first round of the NBA and NHL Playoffs. From there, Tim breaks down why the playoff odds from Baseball Reference are totally drunk. And a very hyper-...
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Episode 62
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Ep. 61 - Yet Another Shedeur Take
Rodney and Tim discuss the ongoing NBA and NHL Playoffs while giving poor play-by-play during Tuesday's games. Then, can the dummies come up with a unique Shedeur Sanders take?
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Episode 61
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1:00:44

Ep. 60 - Hijacking the Show With Hockey Talk
Rodney and Tim recap Round 1 of the NFL Draft, but not before Rodney demands to open the show with playoff hockey talk. After covering all the action this weekend, the dummies share their baseball observations before unveiling an underwhelming ...
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Episode 60
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51:04

Ep. 59 - The Only Correct Mock Draft
Rodney and Tim recap the first few days of the NBA and NHL Playoffs and reveal if they have any early regrets on their predictions. Later, Tim gives his can't-miss NFL mock draft of the top 10 picks. Plus, what three sporting events can you not...
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Episode 59
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Ep. 58 - It's About Building a Culture
Rodney and Tim start the show celebrating Tim's unprecedented success at fantasy hockey and discussing the proper way to dine out on Easter Sunday. Later, the dummies give their official first-round picks for the NBA and NHL playoffs and make a...
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Ep. 57 - Boy, That Got Heavy
Rodney and Tim are back and ready to talk Masters, which somehow leads to a heavy conversation about crying, growing older, and athlete deaths. But don't worry, the dummies get back to basics by railing against the Play-In Tournament, discussin...
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Ep. 56 - The Flu Game Show
Tim returns to the show and has to mute his mic repeatedly to disguise his incessant coughing. Also, Rodney broke the show earlier this week? The dummies talk Masters, NBA and NHL playoffs, and the #56 mountain exclusively reserved for Lawrence...
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Episode 56
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Ep. 55 - BFIB Attendance Woes
Rodney and Tim open the show by discussing all things MLB, including Tim's ultimate starting lineup and the blatant lying about attendance numbers in St. Louis. The dummies then shift gears to talk hockey, the Final Four, and the best 55s of al...
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