Halfway To Middle Aged
This is a comedy podcast about nothing and everything. Brought in a different light with 21 nephew and 46 year old uncle talking about everything funny in the world as well as growing up and getting old. We talk about any and every topic. Come enjoy the ego of Uncle Vernmo and the hilarious reactions from J-Bone. Not safe for work #NSFW, explicit content. Lots of beer drinking and stories from our travels, attending major events and sports games. Bar stories, family stories and secrets. Very funny content.
Episodes
42 episodes
From White Strips to Dame Dash… This Episode Went Everywhere 😂” #60
Welcome to Halfway to Middle Aged — where two generations collide and absolutely nothing is off-limits.Hosted by Uncle Vernmo and J-Bone, this podcast brings raw, unfiltered conversations about everything from trending topics and wild d...
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Episode 60
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1:02:49
Happy Halloween! Truth or Lie Challenge. J-Bone throws my tootsie Roll & J-Bone spelling bee fail #54
We are back!! Happy Halloween everyone! on this episode we play the Truth or Lie challenge. I steal my kids candy bucket and we blind rank our favorites. J-Bone hate Tootsie rolls and fires my beloved candy across the room. On this episode we d...
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Episode 54
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44:59
Trying to Stay Clean on YouTube Is HARD 😅 | Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast” #53
🎙️ Welcome back to another **clean, crazy, and completely chaotic** episode of *Halfway to Middle Aged*! Today’s episode marks a turning point in our podcast journey—and maybe a meltdown. We’ve officially gone **PG-13**... or at least we’re try...
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Episode 53
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1:01:58
Uncle Vernmo Gets Censored?! 😬 Trying to Be Family-Friendly… It’s Not Going Well 😂 #52
In this episode of **Halfway to Middle Aged**, we reveal the news that YouTube denied our partnership request—and how that’s forcing us to tone things down 😅.From holding back our favorite four-letter words to learning how to say “less ...
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Episode 52
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56:29
Uncle Vernmo’s Epic Comeback Hits Hard 😂 | Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast Episode #51
In this new episode of *Halfway to Middle Aged*, Uncle Vernmo (46) fires back with an unexpected roast that flips the script on J‑Bone (21).Watch for:✅ J‑Bone’s latest teachable moment—turned savage ✅ The perfect blend of ...
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Episode 51
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52:59
Nephew Strikes Again: Uncle Vernmo DROPS the Unexpected Truth 😂Halfway To Middle Aged Podcast #50
In this side-splitting episode of *Halfway to Middle Aged*, J‑Bone (21) tries to teach Uncle Vernmo (46) about **[EPISODE THEME]**, but…Well, let’s just say the truth came out in unexpected ways.Expect:- A “lesson” that turns in...
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Episode 50
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58:28
NFL Playoff Draft Chaos! 🏈 | Choosing Winners & Losers Predictions — Halfway to Middle Aged #57
🎙️ Welcome to a brand‑new episode of **Halfway to Middle Aged** — this time diving into the **2025 NFL Playoffs** with a unique twist: we’re drafting the remaining teams!Whether you’re a die‑hard football fan, a fantasy junkie, or someo...
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Episode 57
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49:05
Old School vs New School: Uncle Vernmo & J-Bone Debate Life, Trends & What’s Going Viral #58
Uncle Vernmo and his nephew J-Bone sit down to break down life from two completely different generations. From what should be going viral, to how people think, act, date, work, and live today — this episode is a full-on generational clash.<...
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Episode 58
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56:00
ChatGPT Ranks Best Draft Picks, AI Searches & Hilarious “Too Bald for a Hair Transplant” Roast #59
In this episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, Uncle Vernmo and J-Bone take ChatGPT for a spin with a series of wild prompts — and the results are as hilarious as they are insightful.They dive deep into:Letting ChatGPT rank the best...
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Episode 59
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1:11:12
Christmas Edition! Everything We Learned About Being Clean on YouTube… It Halfway Backfired
🎄 JINGLE BROS SPECIAL! | Holiday Laughs & Clean Comedy Gift Drop 🎄Welcome to a festive episode of the Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast — where Uncle Vernmo and J-Bone bring holiday cheer, no bad words, and ALL the laughs. In the spirit of...
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41:17
Uncle Vernmo Gets Schooled—Again! 😂 | Halfway to Middle Aged Episode #49
In this fresh episode of **Halfway to Middle Aged**, J‑Bone (21) hilariously tries to school Uncle Vernmo (46) on [TOPIC OF EPISODE]—but in true podcast fashion, the tables swiftly turn.Get ready for:✅ A cringe-worthy lesson gone si...
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Episode 49
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43:05
J‑Bone Schools Vernmo on Crypto & Craziest Podcast Roasts💥Halfway To Middle Aged Podcast Episode #48
In this spicy episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, J‑Bone (21) tries to teach Uncle Vernmo (46) everything he (thinks he) knows about **crypto, meme coins, NFTs**, and then *instantly* roasts him in a no‑filter clapback showdown.Brace you...
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Episode 48
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44:47
Nephew ROASTS Uncle Over Dating Apps 🤣 | Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast Episode #47
In this episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, 21‑year‑old nephew J-Bone hilariously ROASTS his 46‑year‑old Uncle Vernmo over dating app etiquette, awkward midlife moves, and those “back in my day” rants. Brace yourself for:✅ Savage generat...
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Episode 47
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48:05
#40 Kanye West, camera malfunctions, and a lot of laughs! #Podcast
Welcome to episode number 40 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! On this latest episode, we talk about Kanye West latest news, the Popes passing the latest TikTok trends. Sorry for all the camera malfunctions early but it certainly did make ...
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Episode 40
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37:59
#37 Our second annual St. Paddy’s day Episode with live audience!
second annual St. Patrick’s Day episode, Halfway To Middle Aged podcast!! if it’s your first time joining us thank you if you are the return fan, thank you so much. We decided to invite some of our closest buddies over to witness the magic firs...
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Episode 37
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42:51
Episode #36 Top Adam Sandler movies + Are you a fan of carnivals??
Welcome episode number 36 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! If it’s your first time joining us, thank you we hope you enjoy the show. If you are return listener, we appreciate you so much! On this episode, we discuss the legendary career o...
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Episode 36
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41:04
#26 Megan Fox Subservience: Can we make our own AI helper??- Christmas over eating & traditions!
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and ex...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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30:26
#27 Pornhub top keyword search by States + Unrealistic New Years Resolutions and Squid Games is back
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and ex...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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37:15
#28 Dry January and it feels so good! Post shots massive weight gain + Superman 2025 Trailer!!
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and ex...
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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32:51
#29 The Basement Yard favorite moments, Bathroom hygiene, $50 Gift card giveaway, Sauna Stories
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and ex...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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40:04
#30!! Vernon loves a hot water Bidet much to J-Bone's amusement. Super Bowl picks & breakfast faves!
We model ourselves after the basement yard, bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger. Hilarious podcast so we strive to be as funny as one day. We are an uncle/nephew duo navigating this world through a comical lens and here to deliver o...
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Episode 30
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39:58
#18 We do a Halloween countdown! Who won?? Are Reese's peanut butter cups overrated?
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sex 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exc...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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40:57
#15 The boys play would you rather and do some countdowns and a private parts draft 😂😂
The @HalfwayToMiddleAged podcast boys J-Bone and Vernon are back at it for episode 15! On this episode they discuss the regions with the biggest penis's, play would you rather and do ...
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Episode 15
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34:00
#17 Halfway To Middle Aged The Boys do a Reddit reaction video + their hilarious countdowns
Thanks again for tuning into yet another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast! We are thrilled for each and every subscriber that we have picked up and really appreciate each and everyone of you! On this week we zoom from the universit...
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Episode 17
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27:18
#22 Nearly died in Nashville's CMA award show! Kurt Angle our biggest fan? WWE watch along Giveaway
Episode number 22 of the Halfway to middle-aged Podcast! This episode Vernon and J-Bone discuss their weeks and everything funny that happened to them. The duo split up this week has Vernon went to the CMA award show in Nashville Tennessee with...
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Episode 22
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33:12