Halfway To Middle Aged
This is a comedy podcast about nothing and everything. Brought in a different light with 21 nephew and 46 year old uncle talking about everything funny in the world as well as growing up and getting old. We talk about any and every topic. Come enjoy the ego of Uncle Vernmo and the hilarious reactions from J-Bone. Not safe for work #NSFW, explicit content. Lots of beer drinking and stories from our travels, attending major events and sports games. Bar stories, family stories and secrets. Very funny content.
Episodes
29 episodes
#40 Kanye West, camera malfunctions, and a lot of laughs! #Podcast
Welcome to episode number 40 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! On this latest episode, we talk about Kanye West latest news, the Popes passing the latest TikTok trends. Sorry for all the camera malfunctions early but it certainly did make ...
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Season 1
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Episode 40
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37:59
#37 Our second annual St. Paddy’s day Episode with live audience!
second annual St. Patrick’s Day episode, Halfway To Middle Aged podcast!! if it’s your first time joining us thank you if you are the return fan, thank you so much. We decided to invite some of our closest buddies over to witness the magic firs...
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Season 1
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Episode 37
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42:51
Episode #36 Top Adam Sandler movies + Are you a fan of carnivals??
Welcome episode number 36 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! If it’s your first time joining us, thank you we hope you enjoy the show. If you are return listener, we appreciate you so much! On this episode, we discuss the legendary career o...
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Season 1
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Episode 36
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41:04
#26 Megan Fox Subservience: Can we make our own AI helper??- Christmas over eating & traditions!
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and ex...
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Season 1
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Episode 26
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30:26
#27 Pornhub top keyword search by States + Unrealistic New Years Resolutions and Squid Games is back
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and ex...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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37:15
#28 Dry January and it feels so good! Post shots massive weight gain + Superman 2025 Trailer!!
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and ex...
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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32:51
#29 The Basement Yard favorite moments, Bathroom hygiene, $50 Gift card giveaway, Sauna Stories
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and ex...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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40:04
#30!! Vernon loves a hot water Bidet much to J-Bone's amusement. Super Bowl picks & breakfast faves!
We model ourselves after the basement yard, bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger. Hilarious podcast so we strive to be as funny as one day. We are an uncle/nephew duo navigating this world through a comical lens and here to deliver o...
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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39:58
#18 We do a Halloween countdown! Who won?? Are Reese's peanut butter cups overrated?
Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sex 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exc...
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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40:57
#15 The boys play would you rather and do some countdowns and a private parts draft 😂😂
The @HalfwayToMiddleAged podcast boys J-Bone and Vernon are back at it for episode 15! On this episode they discuss the regions with the biggest penis's, play would you rather and do ...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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34:00
#17 Halfway To Middle Aged The Boys do a Reddit reaction video + their hilarious countdowns
Thanks again for tuning into yet another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast! We are thrilled for each and every subscriber that we have picked up and really appreciate each and everyone of you! On this week we zoom from the universit...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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27:18
#22 Nearly died in Nashville's CMA award show! Kurt Angle our biggest fan? WWE watch along Giveaway
Episode number 22 of the Halfway to middle-aged Podcast! This episode Vernon and J-Bone discuss their weeks and everything funny that happened to them. The duo split up this week has Vernon went to the CMA award show in Nashville Tennessee with...
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Season 1
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Episode 22
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33:12
#21 Tyson VS. Paul +Venom 3 Thoughts and WWE Survivor Series War Games Give Away and Watch Along!
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway there. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of Tabo...
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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46:13
#20 Double Meat Curtains! Top Cereal Draft, Your own poop don't stink?
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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40:16
#19 Is it Weird??? Sleeping in socks, pants and a sweatshirt?
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 19
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34:51
#16 SuperHero Draft, Joker 2 s*cked balls, Threesome's and NYC!
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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40:58
#12 J-Bone Trade height for d*ck length? J*ckoff on BlueChew, Hungover edition
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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32:11
#11 "I Only came here to get my D*ck S*cked" Daddy what does that mean?
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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32:33
#10 Manscape my A*shole, You can eat off my bush! Professional Edition
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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35:01
#9 S*x with a Condom and Non-Alcoholic Beer are completely F'n Useless!!
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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26:26
#8 Mom was a Fluffer! Vernon's Unfulfilled Childhood Dreams, Would you Fluff?
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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21:51
#6 Ozempic weight gain, Sparky shits to Kansas City in Porta Potty Nightclub Plane Airport...
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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30:16
#5 Daddy it smells like coke!! Try not to curse, Jon Bon Jovi
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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29:27
#4 Penn State, Drinking, Life facts and 'They don't know who the F*ck I am" J-Bone
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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22:25
#3 Shots, Puke, Repeat!! Wheel of Shots Drinking Game
Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humo...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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