Baby That's Cont!

We Ranked the Tortured Poets Anthology Tracks A.KA. The Better(?) Half!

Joseph & Kip Episode 39

Surprise! The Tortured Poets drama isn’t over yet. This week on Baby, That’s Cont! Joseph and Kip dive back in to rank every song from The Anthology tracks— the different, but maybe better second half of the The Tortured Poets Department.

Is it bonus content or essential lore? Which songs deserved to make the main tracklist? Which ones made us feel like we were reading her secret diary at 3 AM? And which are… respectfully for someone else’s playlist?

The boys lock in one more time to lovingly (and sometimes controversially) place each track into iconic tiers like She Did Her Big One, Classic Taylor, Perfectly Fine, Not for Me, or Skippable.

More tears, more tea, and more Swiftie chaos — just how we like it.

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