Baby That's Cont!
Baby That’s Cont is a cheeky podcast where childhood friends Joseph and Kip discuss all things Cont(ent)! From roses and thorns to w’s and l’s, pop culture (Wicked, often) to career dilemmas and memes, Baby That’s Cont has got it all, cuz there’s a lot going on up there (in these crazy heads)!
Episodes
42 episodes
Labubu or Lafufu
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Kip and Joseph discuss Leo Season, Joseph receiving a Lafufu instead of a Labubu, earth’s shortest day, the death of Hulk Hogan, Trisha Paytas lore and naming your kids strange names, the Stephen Colbert cancellat...
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Episode 42
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54:13
Superman Vs Jurassic World plus The Gen Z Stare
This week on Baby That’s Cont, join us in the Cont Clave as Joseph and Kip discuss Labubus, the new Superman movie, Henry Cavill and David Corenswet, James Gunn and Guardians of the Galaxy, Bradley Cooper, Pedro Pascal, actors needing to come o...
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Episode 41
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45:59
Ranking All the Songs on Folklore! (Controversial)
Meet us behind the mall because we have some opinions. This week on Baby, That’s Cont! Joseph and Kip wander deep into the Folklorian woods to rank every track on Taylor Swift’s indie folk masterpiece Folklore.They know they might be wa...
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Episode 40
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55:13
We Ranked the Tortured Poets Anthology Tracks A.KA. The Better(?) Half!
Surprise! The Tortured Poets drama isn’t over yet. This week on Baby, That’s Cont! Joseph and Kip dive back in to rank every song from The Anthology tracks— the different, but maybe better second half of the The Tortured Poets Department.
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Episode 39
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47:07
We Ranked Every Song on The Tortured Poets Department — Here’s the Tea
The boys are back—and more tortured than ever. This week on Baby, That’s Cont! Joseph and Kip put on their Swiftie Sorting Hat and rank every song on Joseph's favorite T-Swift album, The Tortured Poets Department! They ask the big questions: Wh...
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Episode 38
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50:17
We Ranked the Songs on Fearless!
This week on Baby, That's Cont! Joseph and Kip rank the songs on Kip's favorite Taylor Swift Album, Fearless (Taylor's Version)! The boys give their very brave, yet sometimes controversial, OPINIONS on which songs She Did Her Big One with, as w...
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Episode 37
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55:02
The Trouble With Victor Barber
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph tries his first ever Celsius! He and Kip discuss the absurdity of Celsius flavors and their effects, Red Bull, athletes and sponsorships, having an eye infection, the insane hours of pharmacies, especially ...
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Episode 36
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38:35
She’s Frozen With Fear!
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss how everything happens so much, The Wicked For Good Reloaded Part 2 Trailer beating expectations and making people excited for the second movie, how we get from Wicked to the Wizard of Oz (s...
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Episode 35
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1:57
Taylor Swift is Keeping it Tight!
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss insulting people, how the French can be rude sometimes, Taylor Swift purchasing her masters back, choosing between Taylor’s Version and the original versions, Reputation Taylor’s Version, Ta...
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Episode 34
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41:35
I would just Jump off and...
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph, Kip & Special Guest Natalie discuss the pressure of summer, west coast best coast, the challenges and benefits of living in LA, how much Portland is like Portlandia, the challenges of meeting people, w...
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Episode 33
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1:00:55
Baby, She Needs to Wash Her Back
This week, Joseph, Kip and Special Guest Rachel discuss having a baby, how Maternity Leave is sort of a vacation (for the SECOND one), postpartum fitness journey, Peloton instructors, straight versus gay parenting dynamics, how difficult it is ...
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Episode 32
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58:26
Baby, That’s The New Pope!
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss the New American Pope, the Pope’s New Drag Name, if the pope is catholic, Chicago as a concept and if it is even the midwest, the Persian Gulf/Arabian Gulf, Yas Island and the new Disney Par...
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Episode 31
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53:41
Now THAT’S What I Call Cont!
We’re back baby! This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss our brief spring break, Joseph turning 32 and everyone he shares his birthday with, both good and bad, the highs and lows of international travel, The Four Seasons vs the Ri...
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Episode 30
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46:58
The No Edits Episode
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip record with no edits, to mixed results! Their last episode before taking a spring break, they discuss the tariffs, Lady Gaga ticket prices, vacations, Kylie Minogue’s tour, flying economy (it happen...
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Episode 29
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43:41
The Middle School Forgetfulness Episode
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss the science behind Google Maps and dementia, Kip being a real Typhoid Mary, the difference between Yellow Fever and Dengue Fever, being blamed for others farts, adventures of Junior High, ho...
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Episode 28
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43:41
TVs Too High, Chickens Too Sweet, and Brains Fully Cooked
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss Bad Bunny’s Calvin Klein photos, Shawn Mendes commenting on them, the year your brain finally develops, what it would be like to be in a relationship with Shawn, the lucrative business of ha...
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Episode 27
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47:17
A Very Gaga Weekend: Mayhem Edition
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss Lady Gaga’s Mayhem Album, the tracks that don’t quite fit in, how they’d rate the album and what makes a 10/10 album, the Taylor Swift rumor, Discovering Gaga, Gaga’s SNL episode and perform...
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Episode 26
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35:52
The Traitors US S3 Finale and Reunion Recap!
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss what a great season this was, how the ending of the season was a little bit of a flop, Britney flipping on Danielle AGAIN, how deep their relationship really was, how Danielle seemed totally...
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Episode 25
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42:00
Oscar’s Recap and Bump on a Baby!
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss the oscars, Conan’s hosting, Ariana and Cynthia’s amazing Wicked/Wiz opening, the affair rumors, the James Bond tribute, the roast of Amazon and Jeff Bezos, Keiran Culkin’s speech, Anora’s d...
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Episode 24
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52:16
The Traitors US Recap: The Power of the Seer….Psyche!
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss Danielle’s Ultimatum to Brittney, Danielle and Brittney’s history, if murdering Tom is a good decision, Tom thinking he was the most threatening guy in the group, the Traitor’s plan to get G...
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Episode 23
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49:12
Have you ever been Pantsed?
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Kip and Joseph discuss the current state of air travel and the odds of dying, the SNL 50th Celebrationathon, Lady Gaga, Andy Samberg and The Lonely Island, Pedro Pascal, if Woody Harrelson is hot, Cher, Pantsing a...
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Episode 22
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32:12
The Traitors Recap: The Queen is Dead
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Traitors Edition, Kip and Joseph discuss Danielle and Brittany’s history, Dylan being torn between his two mommies, the concept of foreshadowing, how Dylan Efron is the best player in the game, Alan’s outfit and h...
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Episode 21
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38:55
When did life feel normal and good?
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Kip and Joseph discuss the brat diet, child abuse via diet, childhood punishments and how they’ve changed, the last year life felt normal and good, how many vegetables they eat in a day (fewer than you’d think), C...
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Episode 20
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38:33
The Traitors Recap: Tom Sandoval’s Dumbest Episode
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Kip and Joseph discuss how Dylan should have been murdered, Sam’s breakout episode, Sam’s theory about the traitor’s not knowing what Alan was wearing, How Tom Sandoval is so dumb it’s funny and how Sam hates him,...
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Episode 19
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25:36
Traitors Recap: Fear Factor Edition
This week on Baby That’s Cont, Kip and Joseph discuss how Dylan Efron is the number one hand in the group and how terrible it would be to have to hold Tom Sandoval’s hand, Boston Rob’s ability to talk people through terrible things, how none of...
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Episode 18
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1:07:16