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A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny
A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny is a story-driven podcast about faith, failure, and the ongoing experiment of trying to be a decent human being… and regularly proving otherwise.
Mark doesn’t have it figured out. In fact, most episodes start with something that went wrong—an awkward moment, a bad reaction, a quiet realization that, once again, he is the problem—and spiral from there.
Sometimes it’s about church... sometimes it’s about work, family, or the general weirdness of being alive.
Most of the time, it’s about what happens when those things collide with a conscience that won’t leave you alone.
This isn’t a theology podcast... It’s a human one.
No advice. No pretending.
Just stories, mild irritation, and the occasional glimpse of grace showing up where it probably shouldn’t.
If you’ve ever tried to do the right thing and somehow made it worse, you’ll probably feel at home here.
A Crappy Catholic with Mark Kwasny
Latest Episodes
How to Accomplish Nothing While Being Constantly Busy
Some people wake up, focus for eight uninterrupted hours, crush their goals, optimize their workflow, and become millionaires by age 25.I hear footsteps upstairs and immediately abandon my entire personality.In this episode, I tal...
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My Toaster Needs Instructions… and I’m Not Okay With That
It started with a toaster.A simple, innocent appliance whose only job used to be: bread goes in, toast comes out.But not anymore.In this episode, I spiral (gracefully… mostly) into the modern insanity of “smart” every...
We Moved to the Country… It Tried to Kill Me (Multiple Times)
We moved to the country chasing the dream: land, peace, maybe a few chickens… and possibly a holy, wholesome life.What we got instead? Heat exhaustion, ER visits, falling off ladders, tractor accidents, lawsuits, dead chickens, and a str...
God Understands (And Other Lies Catholics Tell Themselves)
In this episode, I unpack how we casually ghost God while insisting we love Him — and why we’d never tolerate that behavior from a spouse, friend, or child.Topics include:• Treating God like the nerd in every 80s movie• Sunday s...
Why NFL Fans Have More Zeal Than Catholics (And Yes… I’m Calling Us Out)
Why is it that the guy at the football stadium will take his shirt off, paint his chest, scream like a lunatic for four hours… but we Catholics can barely stay awake for a 55-minute Mass where JESUS CHRIST is literally present?Yeah. I’m ...