Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Pour Choices Show
#99 NEW YEAR, SAME US
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Pop-Tart Logic, Grinch Trauma, & Blind Millionaire Problems
It’s the last Pour Choices of the year, so naturally we opened the champagne bottle of chaos and let it foam all over the floor. The boys are debating the deep stuff, like whether a Pop-Tart is technically a ravioli (it is), and Chris drops a totally casual bomb about anthrax stockpiles and government seed bunkers—because nothing screams holiday cheer like biohazard paranoia.
We relive the annual lie that is New Year’s resolutions, laugh at tweets that hit way too close to home, and wonder if David deserves jail time for thinking mosquito eaters are just really swole mosquitoes — he’s a father by the way. There's also a wholesome moment where David traumatizes his daughter at a distillery featuring the Grinch, because parenting is about balance. Then it’s a lightning round of “This or That,” a “Pour Choices Awards” ceremony (Jake Paul catches a stray, again), and a rundown of the dumbest headlines from 2025.
And if none of that sounds insane enough, we throw in a $50 million challenge that involves going blind every night when the sun sets. Would you take the money, or are you a coward who enjoys vision too much? We wrap it up with birthdays, booze, and a draft involving the number 99 — yes, seriously.
Smash that subscribe button like it insulted your mom, give us a like because validation is our drug of choice, and drop a comment telling us your dumbest resolution so we don’t feel alone.
Now let’s make POUR CHOICES!
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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
6:37 – IS A POP-TART RAVIOLI?
9:56 – ONE OF EVERYTHING
12:01 – MEMORABLE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
15:55 – NEW YEAR, NEW TWEETS
20:45 – MOSQUITO EATERS
22:48 – THE, THE, THE, THE GRINCH!
25:04 – THIS OR THAT – NEW YEAR’S EDITION
28:19 – FINISH THE YEAR, FINISH THE SENTENCE
29:37 – 2025 POUR CHOICES AWARDS
32:48 – 2025, OR NOT 2025?
35:43 – THE FUNNIEST/DUMBEST HEADLINES FROM 2025
42:02 – THE “99” DRAFT
45:55 – $50,000,000 CHALLENGE
50:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 2026 MAJOR EVENT TO BE?
55:43 – ASK REDDIT – ADULTS, HOW DO YOU DO IT ALL EVERY DAY?
58:11 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:01:28 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:05:47 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:08:57 – OUTRO
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