Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Episodes
100 episodes
#125 RED, WHITE & BOOZE
🚨 AMERICA’S 250TH, WORLD CUP CUPS & THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America’s 250th birthday the only way we know how – with fast food collectibles, airport fees, American flag mo...
#124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE
🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast pages thinking we’re completely different “Pour Choices,” which is bot...
#123 THIS EPISODE IS LUDICROUS!
🚨 THE PUTTER SCAM CONCLUSION, LUDICROUS RHYMES, & THINGS WE CAN’T STAND! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we conclude our investigation into an online putter scam, debate whether Shrek or Ice Age is the superior animated m...
#122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS
🚨MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, ...
#121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING
🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to pr...
#120 DOUBLE D'S GET DEGREES
🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how m...
#119 BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a sci...
#118 MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!
🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save...
#117 CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER
🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about cargo vs shipment like two unemployed philosophers… to discovering that zombie fungi exist and can ...
#116 WALKIN' ON THE SUN
🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we answer questions that absolutely didn’t need answers… and somehow still make them worse.We kick things off with one...
#115 CLICK IT OR TICKET
🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from financial decisions that make zero sense to prison hypotheticals, AI-generated “children’s” music, and one of the ...
#114 BREAK ME OFF A PIECE
🚨STICKS OF BUTTER, KITKAT HEISTS, & THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we try to figure out if April 15th is secretly the most important day to ever exist… and somehow end up talking about s...
#113 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
🚨 INVISIBLE EYELIDS, HARRY BOT-TER & THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL TAKE SERIOUSLY 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate our guest Joe’s birthday the only way we know how… by immediately asking questions that no sane...
#112 DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE ft. Sydney Sweeney!
🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag...
#111 IF YOU HAVE A PHONE, YOU HAVE A LAWYER
🚨THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT, DAD JOKES & A DANGEROUS “WHAT WOULD YOU DO?” SCENARIO🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive into the power of iconic quotes, and immediately ruin it with dad jokes and life decisions that absolute...
#110 YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN
🚨 GUESSING CELEBRITIES BY THEIR REAL NAMES, PERIODIC TABLE TRIVIA & THE GREATEST SIDEKICKS OF ALL TIME 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with one of the greatest guitar riffs ever written and somehow end up debatin...
#109 LEEROY JENKINS!
NUTTY PUTTY CAVE, HARRY POTTER SCREEN TIME & THE WEIRDEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL HEAR ALL WEEK!This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about whether gauze is secretly plural to telling one of the most dis...
#108 SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE?
🚨 SECRET MALL APARTMENTS, OLYMPIC DRAMA & A $10M MALL SURVIVAL CHALLENGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from prairie dogs and boa constrictors to Winter Olympic politics, protein marketing conspiracies, and t...
#107 NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SURVIVES
🚨 HARRY POTTER PLOT HOLES, LIGHTNING MCQUEEN INSURANCE & PETS DOING STUPID THINGS 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start by debating whether “pronunciate” is a real word, spiral into Chris’s full-blown Crazy Plant Guy arc,...
#106 EPISODE 106 & PARK
🚨 DAVID’S WIFE FINALLY JOINS THE SHOW… AND IT GETS WEIRD FAST. 🚨 For the first time in 106 episodes, David’s wife makes her official debut on ThePourChoicesShow, and within minutes we’re asking the kind of questions that make you won...
#105 ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE
UNHINGED HYPOTHETICALS, RACISTS TESTS, AND THE STINKY CHEESE MAN! Unfortunately for you, we’re back with another episode of The Pour Choices Show where two grown men sit down with microphones and immediately prove why society shouldn...
#104 TWO YEARS OF POUR CHOICES
🎉 TWO YEARS IN. STILL MAKING POUR CHOICES. 🎉We hit our 2-year anniversary and celebrated the only way we know how: bad hypotheticals, worse opinions, and announcements that definitely should not be buried 45 minutes into a comedy ...
#103 I HAVE A DREAM!
🚨 SOLICITORS, TERRARIUM REGRETS, AND LOSING FIGHTS TO CHILDREN 🚨 Another normal episode of The Pour Choices Show, unfortunately.This episode starts with a home invasion by a gutter salesman who ignored a “baby sleeping” sign a...
