Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Episodes
93 episodes
#118 MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!
🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save...
#117 CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER
🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about cargo vs shipment like two unemployed philosophers… to discovering that zombie fungi exist and can ...
#116 WALKIN' ON THE SUN
🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we answer questions that absolutely didn’t need answers… and somehow still make them worse.We kick things off with one...
#115 CLICK IT OR TICKET
🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from financial decisions that make zero sense to prison hypotheticals, AI-generated “children’s” music, and one of the ...
#114 BREAK ME OFF A PIECE
🚨STICKS OF BUTTER, KITKAT HEISTS, & THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we try to figure out if April 15th is secretly the most important day to ever exist… and somehow end up talking about s...
#113 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
🚨 INVISIBLE EYELIDS, HARRY BOT-TER & THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL TAKE SERIOUSLY 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate our guest Joe’s birthday the only way we know how… by immediately asking questions that no sane...
#112 DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE ft. Sydney Sweeney!
🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag...
#111 IF YOU HAVE A PHONE, YOU HAVE A LAWYER
🚨THE CATCHPHRASE DRAFT, DAD JOKES & A DANGEROUS “WHAT WOULD YOU DO?” SCENARIO🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive into the power of iconic quotes, and immediately ruin it with dad jokes and life decisions that absolute...
#110 YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN
🚨 GUESSING CELEBRITIES BY THEIR REAL NAMES, PERIODIC TABLE TRIVIA & THE GREATEST SIDEKICKS OF ALL TIME 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with one of the greatest guitar riffs ever written and somehow end up debatin...
#109 LEEROY JENKINS!
NUTTY PUTTY CAVE, HARRY POTTER SCREEN TIME & THE WEIRDEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL HEAR ALL WEEK!This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about whether gauze is secretly plural to telling one of the most dis...
#108 SO YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S A CHANCE?
🚨 SECRET MALL APARTMENTS, OLYMPIC DRAMA & A $10M MALL SURVIVAL CHALLENGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from prairie dogs and boa constrictors to Winter Olympic politics, protein marketing conspiracies, and t...
#107 NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SURVIVES
🚨 HARRY POTTER PLOT HOLES, LIGHTNING MCQUEEN INSURANCE & PETS DOING STUPID THINGS 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start by debating whether “pronunciate” is a real word, spiral into Chris’s full-blown Crazy Plant Guy arc,...
#106 EPISODE 106 & PARK
🚨 DAVID’S WIFE FINALLY JOINS THE SHOW… AND IT GETS WEIRD FAST. 🚨 For the first time in 106 episodes, David’s wife makes her official debut on ThePourChoicesShow, and within minutes we’re asking the kind of questions that make you won...
#105 ROCK AND ROLL ALL NITE
UNHINGED HYPOTHETICALS, RACISTS TESTS, AND THE STINKY CHEESE MAN! Unfortunately for you, we’re back with another episode of The Pour Choices Show where two grown men sit down with microphones and immediately prove why society shouldn...
#104 TWO YEARS OF POUR CHOICES
🎉 TWO YEARS IN. STILL MAKING POUR CHOICES. 🎉We hit our 2-year anniversary and celebrated the only way we know how: bad hypotheticals, worse opinions, and announcements that definitely should not be buried 45 minutes into a comedy ...
#103 I HAVE A DREAM!
🚨 SOLICITORS, TERRARIUM REGRETS, AND LOSING FIGHTS TO CHILDREN 🚨 Another normal episode of The Pour Choices Show, unfortunately.This episode starts with a home invasion by a gutter salesman who ignored a “baby sleeping” sign a...
#102 EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
🚨 IRREGULAR BOWELS, SOUTHERN INSULTS, & A LITTLE FITZMAGIC 🚨 This episode goes places sewage was never meant to go.In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a friend of ours, an industrial wastewater ...
#101 1ST IS THE WORST; 2ND IS THE BEST
🚨 Dark Humor. Adulting and The Sandwich Draft. 🚨 You’ve been warned.In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, the conversation spirals beautifully from everyday adult frustrations to existential dread, fast food empires...
#100 100 EPISODES LATER...
🎉 EPISODE 100. WE SURVIVED. SOMEHOW. 🎉 The Poor Choices Show hits triple digits and immediately proves we should not be trusted with milestones.This episode has everything:Questionable health advice, powder-based b...
#99 NEW YEAR, SAME US
Pop-Tart Logic, Grinch Trauma, & Blind Millionaire ProblemsIt’s the last Pour Choices of the year, so naturally we opened the champagne bottle of chaos and let it foam all over the floor. The boys are debating the deep stuff, ...
#98 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU
KFC Christmas, Home Alone Conspiracies, & Seriously.., WTF is Kwanzaa? This episode is basically what happens when you lock two grown men in a room with Christmas spirit, internet access, and absolutely no adult su...
#97 YOU CAN'T DO THAT... HERE
Bezos Island, Nudist Colonies, & Panic at PaneraIf you've ever asked yourself, “What do Confucius, naked people, masturbating hobos, and Jeff Bezos ghost challenges have in common?” …welcome to the only podcast dumb enough to ...
#96 BLOOD RUNS COLD! FT. PROFESSIONAL WCW WRESTLER, GLACIER!
Blood, Bischoff & the $35K CosplayThis week’s episode is basically a wrestling fan fever dream, because Glacier himself crashes the show — yes, the man with the $500,000 entrance, the $35,000 armor, and the coldest gi...