Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Episodes
110 episodes
#135 DO IT FOR DALE
🚨 POUTINE, FISH FACTS & THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN IN 2001! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, Chris tries poutine for the first time, David questions whether an open garage counts as being inside or outside, and the guys stu...
#134 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW
🚨 HARRY POTTER MUGGLE DRAMA, KEVIN BACON & BRAIN-BREAKING PARADOXES! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, David and Chris question bartender tipping, investigate whether koozies actually accomplish anything, attempt an alphabe...
#133 I DON'T MIND BUBBLES
🚨 NFL TRIVIA, BLIND RANKINGS & THE MOST CHAOTIC FOOTBALL HYPOTHETICALS! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, David, Chris, and Joe put their NFL knowledge to the test with football trivia, forgotten players, blind rankings, im...
#132 THROW IT INTO THE CROWD TO SEE WHO'S NEXT
🚨 CIGARETTE-SCENTED DOORDASH, FUNERAL BOUQUET TOSSES & ESCAPING JURY DUTY! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the resale value of food that smells like cigarettes, redesign funeral traditions, and reveal the wor...
#131 WAIT, WE'RE LIVE?
🚨 BRAILLE GAS PUMPS, HARRY POTTER DAD JOKES & THE NATIONAL ANTHEM DISASTER! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we debate whether responsible adults clean while they cook,, and somehow turn a basic question about Braille into...
#130 PORK CHOPS & APPLESAUCE
🚨 BABY GOAT TRANSFORMATIONS, THE KEVIN BACON THEORY & REAL-LIFE DAMAGE POINTS ! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we calculate the ideal time to involuntarily transform into a baby goat, determine how long an unpaid ...
#129 12 POUNDS OF HAM & A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER
🚨 500 POUNDS OF DOG POOP, THE ULTIMATE MASCOT DRAFT & A FRAUDULENT HERITAGE! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we investigate why tires still don’t last forever, calculate how much poop one dog may have eaten in a year, and...
#128 WHERE A KID CAN BE A KID
🚨 GARBAGE DISPOSALS, BROWN-HEADED COWBIRDS, &REVISED COMPANY SLOGANS! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we ask whether you can find something if you were never looking for it, debate when helping someone turns into unpaid l...
#127 BUT WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON
🚨 FLYING BOATS, JOEDAISM & THE GREATEST DUOS OF ALL TIME! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, David is joined by Joe for a nostalgia-heavy episode full of lifelong friendship, childhood memories, fake religions, NFL criminals...
#126 BREAKING & EXITING
🚨 JESUS’ CHROMOSOMES, MECHANIC BODYCAMS, & FELONIOUS ROOFTOPPING 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow go from getting older and losing hair to zombie apocalypse strategy, Harry Potter trivia, movie synonym games, an...
#125 RED, WHITE & BOOZE
🚨 AMERICA’S 250TH, WORLD CUP CUPS & THE MOST AMERICAN THING EVER 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate America’s 250th birthday the only way we know how – with fast food collectibles, airport fees, American flag mo...
#124 THE SINGLE, ALL-PURPOSE HOLE
🚨 FAKE POUR CHOICES FANS, WORLD CUP TRIVIA & HUMPTY DUMPTY EDM REMIXES 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we find out people have been DM’ing our podcast pages thinking we’re completely different “Pour Choices,” which is bot...
#123 THIS EPISODE IS LUDICROUS!
🚨 THE PUTTER SCAM CONCLUSION, LUDICROUS RHYMES, & THINGS WE CAN’T STAND! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we conclude our investigation into an online putter scam, debate whether Shrek or Ice Age is the superior animated m...
#122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS
🚨MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, ...
#121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING
🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to pr...
#120 DOUBLE D'S GET DEGREES
🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how m...
#119 BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a sci...
#118 MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!
🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save...
#117 CHEATER, CHEATER, PUMPKIN EATER
🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about cargo vs shipment like two unemployed philosophers… to discovering that zombie fungi exist and can ...
#116 WALKIN' ON THE SUN
🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we answer questions that absolutely didn’t need answers… and somehow still make them worse.We kick things off with one...
#115 CLICK IT OR TICKET
🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from financial decisions that make zero sense to prison hypotheticals, AI-generated “children’s” music, and one of the ...
#114 BREAK ME OFF A PIECE
🚨STICKS OF BUTTER, KITKAT HEISTS, & THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN HISTORY!🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we try to figure out if April 15th is secretly the most important day to ever exist… and somehow end up talking about s...
#113 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
🚨 INVISIBLE EYELIDS, HARRY BOT-TER & THE DUMBEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL TAKE SERIOUSLY 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate our guest Joe’s birthday the only way we know how… by immediately asking questions that no sane...
#112 DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE ft. Sydney Sweeney!
🚨 FLAG FOOTBALL, BED BUGS & WHAT CAME FIRST, THE ORANGE OR THE ORANGE? 🚨This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start with a fake ad for a fitness app designed for guys who grunt when they stand up… and somehow end up with flag...
