Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Pour Choices Show
#101 1ST IS THE WORST; 2ND IS THE BEST
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🚨 Dark Humor. Adulting and The Sandwich Draft. 🚨
You’ve been warned.
In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, the conversation spirals beautifully from everyday adult frustrations to existential dread, fast food empires, and one of the most unnecessary but passionate sandwich drafts we’ve ever done.
We talk about gaming apartment leases, fighting mysterious charges from medical supply companies, and realizing way too late that society doesn’t prepare anyone for… anything. There’s health paranoia, prison “reform” skepticism, Final Destination trauma, nostalgic sports memories, and a historical moment where Massachusetts tried to apologize for witch executions with a one-day fast. Bold strategy.
It’s dark humor, real-life confusion, and dumb debates wrapped into one episode that somehow makes sense while listening and absolutely doesn’t when you try to explain it.
👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE OVERTHINK IT 👇
đź‘€ WHY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING
Relatable adult problems no one warned you about
Food debates that matter more than politics
Nostalgia, bad systems, and worse solutions
đź‘Ť Like if adulting feels like a scam
💬 Comment your sandwich draft pick or you’re wrong
📤 Share with someone who still thinks prison reform is simple
đź”” Subscribe for weekly poor choices and worse opinions
Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
5:13 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH – DARK HUMOR
7:36 – A MAN WITH A PLAN
9:19 – VANITY TAGS
12:54 – THEY’RE COMING FOR US
15:06 – WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SOLVED A PROBLEM?
17:36 – #2 PENCILS
18:05 – NEW & IMPROVED
20:51 – 3% MILK
22:06 – PRISON “REFORM”
25:09 – THEM O’s, HON
28:14 – LUCKY LOHRKE
33:28 – FINAL DESTINATION
39:05 – TOP 5 LARGEST FAST FOOD CHAINS IN AMERICA
42:51 – THE SANDWICH DRAFT
52:02 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
54:05 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S AN UNDERRATED THING ABOUT BEING SINGLE?
1:00:41 – CONFLICT OF INTEREST
1:01:47 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A HUSBAND SKILL THAT EVERY HUSBAND MUST HAVE?
1:07:49 – OUR BAD, Y’ALL…
1:09:51 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:13:31 – OUTRO
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