Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Pour Choices Show
#102 EATIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
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🚨 IRREGULAR BOWELS, SOUTHERN INSULTS, & A LITTLE FITZMAGIC 🚨
This episode goes places sewage was never meant to go.
In this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a friend of ours, an industrial wastewater investigator, which sounds fake until he explains it and somehow sounds even more fake. We break down what his job actually is, how industries quietly destroy plumbing systems, and why you absolutely shouldn’t pour certain things down a drain unless you enjoy chaos.
From there, things derail fast.
We debate whether Applebee’s is still alive, question how seedless fruit exists, argue about eliminating basic human needs, and spiral into hypotheticals involving unlimited liquids that immediately get out of hand. There’s Florida football nostalgia, drunken NFL memories, fantasy league trauma, and one more aggressive investigation into Chris’s once-a-day bathroom habits.
We also cover sleep hacks, Verizon outages, beef math that does not add up, Valentine’s Day gift advice no HR department would approve, and a look back at what was somehow considered normal in the 90s and early 2000s.
This episode has science, sports, sewage, and poor judgment. So… on brand.
👇 WATCH BEFORE THIS GETS FLAGGED FOR PLUMBING MISINFORMATION 👇
đź‘€ WHY PEOPLE CLICK THIS
• Real jobs that sound made up
• Plumbing stories that will haunt you
• NFL nostalgia and Florida chaos
• Hypotheticals that get irresponsible immediately
• Relatable adult problems with no solutions
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👍 Like if you learned something you didn’t need to know
đź’¬ Comment your unlimited liquid choice
📤 Share with someone who still thinks Applebee’s is fine
đź”” Subscribe for weekly poor choices and worse logic
This episode explains nothing clearly.
But it does raise important questions about toilets.
Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:40 – INDUSTRIAL WASTEWASTER INVESTIGATOR
8:37 – FRIENDLY FANDOM
12:25 – APPLEBEE’S
13:17 – WHAT IS A HYDRANT?
15:44 – ELIMINATING HUMAN NEEDS
18:27 – HOW DO YOU GROW SEEDLESS FRUIT?
20:44 – 11.22.63
25:46 – FITZMAGIC
38:52 – SOUTHERN INSULTS
44:10 – VERIZON OUTAGE
45:06 – MEAT
48:56 – FINGER LIQUIDS – ROUND 2
52:09 – IRREGULAR BOWELSÂÂ
58:24 – HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
1:01:21 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:06:43 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR PROVEN METHOD TO FALL ASLEEP INSTANTLY?
1:11:56 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS NORMAL IN THE 90S/2000S THAT WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE TODAY?
1:16:06 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:20:10 – OUTRO
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