Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Pour Choices Show
#103 I HAVE A DREAM!
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🚨 SOLICITORS, TERRARIUM REGRETS, AND LOSING FIGHTS TO CHILDREN 🚨
Another normal episode of The Pour Choices Show, unfortunately.
This episode starts with a home invasion by a gutter salesman who ignored a “baby sleeping” sign and tried to sell gutters to a man who does not own gutters. From there, it snowballs into winter storm panic, accidental admissions of aging, and the unsettling realization that nursery rhymes are basically horror stories for toddlers.
We rank vacation nights like it’s a competitive sport, relive Chris’s long history of trying to use banks on Black holidays, and spiral into YouTube comment sections, drunk Amazon purchases, and a terrarium project that proves creativity cannot be bought with Prime shipping.
Somewhere along the way, we debate fighting children weekly, uncover one of the most absurd rules in NFL history, argue about N64 controller cord etiquette, and build a bracket to determine the coolest character of all time. Chris also embarrasses himself trying to guess historical years, which has become tradition.
It’s nostalgia, bad decisions, weird hypotheticals, and the kind of conversations you only have when no one’s in charge.
👇 WATCH BEFORE YOU REMEMBER HOW OLD YOU ARE 👇
đź‘€ WHY PEOPLE CLICK THIS
• Relatable adult annoyances
• Nostalgia that hurts a little
• Dumb debates that feel important
• YouTube rabbit holes we’ve all fallen into
• Proof that confidence ≠intelligence
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đź’¬ Comment your coolest character of all time
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Nothing is resolved.
No lessons are learned.
Exactly how we like it.
Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:45 – “CAN I CLEAN YOUR GUTTERS?”
6:24 – WINTER WEATHER
9:28 – A GOOD SCRATCHER
11:36 – 4 NIGHT VACATION
17:41 – MLK DAY
20:25 – MOTHER GOOSE
22:47 – 10 HOURS OF RAIN
29:59 – THE GREEN THUMB
41:41 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
53:16 – PALPABLY UNFAIR ACT
55:00 – HOW DO YOU WRAP YOUR N64 CONTROLLER?
57:28 – COOLEST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME
1:04:20 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:05:51 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A SMELL YOU FIND ODDLY SATISFYING?
1:10:58 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CONTROVERSY?
1:19:50 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:23:51 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:26:39 – OUTRO
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