Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Pour Choices Show
#107 NEITHER CAN LIVE WHILE THE OTHER SURVIVES
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🚨 HARRY POTTER PLOT HOLES, LIGHTNING MCQUEEN INSURANCE & PETS DOING STUPID THINGS 🚨
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we start by debating whether “pronunciate” is a real word, spiral into Chris’s full-blown Crazy Plant Guy arc, and somehow end up rewriting fictional law, infrastructure, and wizarding logic with absolute confidence.
Chris gives a terrarium update that feels suspiciously like a midlife crisis in soil form, while David revisits the now-infamous 20-foot angry chicken scenario because apparently no lesson was learned the first time. The strategy still isn’t better.
We then ask the hard-hitting cultural questions no one else will touch:
- Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?
- What is the gayest piece of infrastructure?
- How many Sesame Street tattoos are you getting for $10,000 each?
Things escalate when David unveils what might be the biggest Harry Potter plot hole ever, followed by full-blown “What If?” wizard scenarios that would absolutely get us banned from Hogwarts.
From there, it’s pure chaos:
- Guess Who – Harry Potter Edition.
- Regular Guess Who.
- Would You Rather.
- The Horse Draft (which includes Mustangs, Colts, and Sarah Jessica Parker because of course it does).
- AskReddit questions about what people underestimate and the dumbest things pets have done.
It’s nostalgia, pop culture debates, dumb games, and two grown men arguing about fictional physics like it’s a congressional hearing.
If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, absurd hypotheticals, nerd arguments, and absolutely no conclusions… welcome home.
👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A WIZARD FACT-CHECKS US 👇
Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
3:00 – PRONUNCIATE vs ANNUNCIATE
4:15 – CRAZY PLANT GUY
6:35 – REVISITING THE CHICKEN
8:05 – WHAT IS THE GAYEST PIECE OF INFRASTRUCTURE?
10:39 – DOES LIGHTING MCQUEEN HAVE CAR INSURANCE OR LIFE INSURANCE?
12:20 – SESAME STREET TATTOOS
15:41 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
19:36 – THE BIGGEST PLOT HOLE IN HARRY POTTER
20:37 – R.I.P. MR. KEYES
24:02 – HARRY POTTER “WHAT-IF’S”
28:54 – GUESS WHO – HARRY POTTER EDITION
35:14 – GUESS WHO
49:54 – WOULD YOU RATHER
54:41 – THE HORSE DRAFT
1:00:40 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:02:25 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS FAR MORE THAN PEOPLE REALIZE?
1:08:21 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE STUPIDEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOUR PET DO?
1:13:40 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:17:07 – OUTRO
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