Pour Choices Show
Welcome to The Pour Choices Show – the comedy podcast that proves two best friends, a few beers, and absolutely zero shame are the perfect recipe for disaster.
We’ve got it all - Questions you didn’t know you needed answered; Games you didn’t know you had to play; and Conversations about things you didn’t know you cared about.
Hosted by two middle-aged degenerates with microphones, a questionable moral compass, and an unhealthy appreciation for sarcasm, we deliver uncensored, unfiltered, and unapologetically ridiculous conversation.
Subscribe if you love dark humor, brutally honest hot takes, and watching two dudes spiral into madness every episode. If you’re easily offended… well, this was a pour choice.
Grab a drink and enjoy the worst decision you’ll probably ever make.
Pour Choices Show
#109 LEEROY JENKINS!
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NUTTY PUTTY CAVE, HARRY POTTER SCREEN TIME & THE WEIRDEST QUESTIONS YOU’LL HEAR ALL WEEK!
This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from arguing about whether gauze is secretly plural to telling one of the most disturbing real stories you’ve probably never heard… the tragedy of Nutty Putty Cave, where a man became trapped upside down in a 10” x 18” passage for 27 hours.
Naturally, after that emotional whiplash, things immediately spiral into the kinds of questions only two guys with microphones would ask each other:
· What would you yell in a crowd to find your friend without saying their name?
· Have you looked at every possible time on a clock during your lifetime?
· And if you had to drink an entire bottle of one bodily fluid… which are you picking?
Somewhere in the chaos we also revisit Little Monsters, remember the classic Nickelodeon Magazine PLEASE! commercial, and debate whether we should start collecting football cards again like it’s 1998.
Then things get nerdy in the best way when Chris tries to guess the Top 20 Harry Potter characters with the most screen time, which leads to arguments about who actually mattered in the movies and who just stood around Hogwarts looking dramatic.
We also talk about:
· Chris getting scammed by a counterfeit postage terrarium seller
· Words that only exist next to other words (like “torrential downpour”)
· The rumored disappearance of the penny
· A conspiracy that gravity might disappear on August 12th
· Supporting an employee’s dangerous caffeine addiction
· And the usual Try Not To Laugh dark jokes
It’s weird news, nostalgic pop culture, random trivia, conspiracy talk, and the kind of ridiculous hypotheticals that make you question how we function in society.
If you like comedy podcasts full of bizarre questions, pop culture debates, dumb games, and conversations that jump from horrifying cave stories to Harry Potter trivia… you’re in the right place.
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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
5:09 – IS GAUZE PLURAL? CHRIS THINKS SO
6:24 – THE NUTTY PUTTY CAVE TRAGEDY
10:01 – HOW WOULD YOU FIND ME IN A CROWD?
11:25 – THE WORST BODILY FLUID CHALLENGE
12:42 – HAVE YOU SEEN EVERY TIME ON A CLOCK?
14:35 – REDISCOVERING LITTLE MONSTERS
17:11 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH (DARK JOKES)
21:23 – COUNTERFEIT POSTAGE
26:31 – SHOULD WE START COLLECTING FOOTBALL CARDS AGAIN?
28:25 – WORDS THAT ONLY EXIST WITH OTHER WORDS
31:22 – SUPPORTING SUBORDINATE ADDICTIONS
34:03 – “NICKELODEON MAGAZINE PLEASE!”
35:32 – TOP 20 HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS BY SCREEN TIME
42:42 – IS THE PENNY FINALLY GOING AWAY?
46:32 – THE GRAVITY CONSPIRACY
48:44 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
50:02 – ASK REDDIT – WOULD YOU QUIT YOUR JOB FOR $2 MILLION
53:22 – ASK REDDIT – NORMAL THINGS YOU DIDN’T REALIZE WERE WEIRD
1:01:04 – CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
1:07:01 – OUTRO
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