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🚨POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS, GAP INSURANCE, & CHILDREN’S TRAP MUSIC 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from financial decisions that make zero sense to prison hypotheticals, AI-generated “children’s” music, and one of the dumbest TikTok challenges you should absolutely not try at home.

We kick things off with Chris refinancing his truck… immediately… and somehow getting a refund on GAP insurance, which raises the bigger question: why did he even have it in the first place? From there, we spiral into his terrarium becoming an accidental cultural crossover between a Chinese pagoda and a Japanese samurai… which leads to jokes that probably shouldn’t have been made but were anyway.

Then it gets aggressively ridiculous.

We ask questions like:
• If you handcuff a deaf person, are you taking away their freedom of speech?
• What happens if only one conjoined twin commits a crime?
• If someone has a heart attack in the electric chair… do they save them?

You know… normal conversation.

We also get into real-world chaos:
• A golf tournament raising money for the Women’s Center of Brevard County
• Debating whether Rory McIlroy had an unfair advantage at The Masters
• A rookie MLB player getting a massive contract with a name straight out of Hogwarts
• A scenario where a pitcher throws a perfect game… and still loses

Then things take a turn into pure internet nonsense:

David gets gifted what he believes is a high-powered rotating toilet brush (it’s not), and AI somehow creates a “Wheels on the Bus” trap remix that has no business being as good as it is.

From there it’s games and chaos:
• Guess the Movie from the Sandwich
• Guess the Acronym (Chris struggles… badly)
• Would You Rather
• AskReddit questions about brand loyalty and post-breakup pettiness

It’s pop culture, sports debates, dumb hypotheticals, AI nonsense, and two guys saying things out loud that probably should’ve stayed internal.

If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous questions, real-life stories, and conversations that go from finance to electric. chairs in under five minutes… you’re in the right place.

Nothing makes sense.
But somehow… it works.

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
5:04 – GAP INSURANCE
7:49 – TERRARIUM IDENTITY CRISIS
9:29 – HANDCUFFING A DEAF PERSON
10:26 – CONJOINED SENTENCE
13:03 – IT'S ELECTRIC!
14:09 – CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT
17:30 – RORY’S ASTERISK
19:50 – KEVIN MCGONIGLE
21:26 – PERFECTLY IMPERFECT
23:23 – DENNIS THE MENACE
25:45 – THE ROTO-WIPE
29:34 – TIKTOK TRENDS
31:10 – WHEELS ON THE BUS TRAP REMIX
35:20 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE SANDWICH
40:17 – GUESS THE ACRONYM
47:20 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
52:46 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
57:31 – ASK REDDIT: BRAND LOYALTY
1:04:40 – ASK REDDIT: POST-BREAKUP PETTINESS
1:10:07 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:12:19 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
1:14:29 – OUTRO 

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Transcript

0:00

Alright, so I got one for you. Mr. Oh. Is that what he went by? No. Mr. Germany. You know how to say the word black in German? I think it's Negro. that's in Spanish. ah Yep. It's a. Which you are not. is it block? Just sounds German. Just say it differently. B L A C H. No, it's Schwartz. Did you know that? How did you? Didn't you take German and you are German? in like 10th, 9th, a long time ago. So you just know it in the language that you didn't So like when he says, may the Schwartz be with you? No, from uh Spaceballs, that Mel Brooks movie. He's like, may the Schwartz be with you? He's saying may the black be German. The Schwartz is a supernatural force used for both good and bad. Oh, kind like how not all of them are bad. It's like the force. It's just a knockoff of Star Wars. So they call it the Schwartz. Let's get back on topic here. black is Schwartz, right? Based on that information, that means Arnold's last name is literally... You Say it. I saw that for the standup comedian of some black dude and someone in the audience knew Schwartz and he was like, so based on it and did the same thing was like Arnold's last name is literally, and then like pointed the mic down to this white dude in the front row. And he was like, nah. Correct. I thought you'd like that. And the other thing I had was our Facebook account got suspended. Well, so I posted that Try Not To Laugh short, which had some colorful comedy in it. And next thing I knew, I went back to check it and it says, your account's been suspended. So I'm all like WTF, mate. And I looked into it a little further and it said it was for like identification or something. It was like a... don't know if identification was the word it said, but it's something like that. And it was see, it was like see more. And then it showed that. And then it listed like the rules. was like, all accounts must be authentic. You can't misrepresent, misrepresent yourself as a brand or a person that you're not. And then it was like, see rule. There was a like, see rule button to like read more into it. And I was like, I don't know what that has to do with what was. Was there like a protest to the suspension button? You still talk about blacks. go straight to pro. Yeah. So there was a, I hit a request review and like five minutes later I got a message that was like our bad, our bots are retarded. We shouldn't have done this. So it had nothing to do with that. It was just, don't know. was like, what? Yeah. So we're good. um yeah. I just, I was like, uh-oh. And I thought it was going to like shut down my page because the notification I got, like the The little icon next to it was my personal profile picture and I was- or like your David Facebook. And I was like, uh, am I going to get suspended because of my association or not? Good. Well, OK. Hey, that's great. mean, it's back. I did just. Welcome back. Interesting. They just didn't want us to succeed, I guess. I don't even know how to start. Just like Mace. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome. Welcome back to the. I didn't read it and beep. Welcome back to the 115th episode of the Poor Choices Show with the same bad decisions, slightly better stories. and absolutely no lessons learned. Now let's make poor choices. Grab your glass and set your standards low For a choices show, yeah, yeah, uh, let's go Subscribe. I didn't like that. That was weird. Yeah. Never again. Probably. Opposite of 9-11, we will forget. Yeah, we'll forget. After I said the let's make poor choices, I felt like I had poison ivy. Like, you know, when you're just like, like you're uncomfortable, you're just like, I don't like any of this. Does that make any, ooh, okay. You doing bourbon this week? I poured in my drink and like it pushed all the vodka up. So when I just took that first sip, it was just like. You gotta pour slower than that. um So I got some mail, but you know, I check my mail. don't know. Probably a broad day. The what? I said order broad type. No, no, she's still in, I think she's in the, over the Atlantic right now. Okay. Well, another couple months if you got on Instagram. I can wait. um got, like I said, I probably check my mail every other day and I had these two envelopes that were like pretty just plain white and says like forward service requested on them and like they just look like they're going to be like, Hey, extend your car's warranty kind of thing. Cause everyone knows I have a new truck and they want to all send me all their crap. So I just kind of like threw them into a paper pile I have on my counter like, Oh, whatever. it a paper pile or is it a mail pile? Mail pile. It's like, aren't important. So I just put them on there. And then yesterday when I got home from work, was like, all right, let me go through all this garbage. That's not important. And I opened them both up and I should have read who the sender was. It was from World Omni Financial Corporation. And it was them sending me money back for early payoff, optional insurance cancellation, refund for gap credit life, accident and health when I purchased my truck because I got it refinanced. So the original loan got paid off. Okay. So they sent me like 1200 bucks. And it was just sitting there for like several days and I was like, Why did you have gap ins... You said it was gap insurance? You don't get gap insurance on a new car. Why would you do that? That's what my financial advisor said too. He's like, don't do that next time. was like, okay. Did you? Okay. So I got in a wreck on the way home. Yeah, you have regular insurance. Well, I got it back anyway, so it don't. Yeah. For future reference, only get gap insurance on used cars because what that does is they pay you the price of, like say you owed $50,000, but if the car is worth $30,000, then insurance is going to give you $30,000. Gap insurance gives you what you still owe on the loan. So if you buy a new car, see, theoretically you should owe what it's worth. that makes sense because they depreciate like exponentially. So when you buy a used car, you're already overpaying. And then the next year you still have the same amount, but it's worth a lot less. So yeah, moral of the story. Good job. Congrats. Yeah, it was just like one of those like, oh, I'm glad I didn't like go all this is junk and just chuck it in the trash. Yeah. It's also weird to me that you only check your mail like once every other day. Yeah. Unless I know I got something coming in, everything else I do is electronic for the most part. So not a lot of stuff coming in that needs my attention except for money. So I got it. and terrariums. Yeah, she's doing good. She over there. What up, girl? I what's her name? I thought her name was Randy. Now Randy's OG and then the new one that came in the mail is uh, call her... Nah, I was close. I was gonna go Ling Ling. Cause it's a guy like- But it's got like a little Chinese pagoda uh temple and uh, like a little samurai warrior going up the stones. Did you know that like 50 % of South Koreans get uh- cataracts. The other 50 % get rinkins. I did know that. As a matter of fact. Also, pagodas are Chinese, samurais are Japanese, so you need to figure out your stereotypes. I'm gonna go Japanese then. Japanese. Look at these. I think you said something about it being Japanese and I said something about you mixing up your stereotypes. Does that sound familiar? Okay. So before I get into these questions, I had one thing that I saw. Okay. I asked my son what he learned at school today and he said, gay men like Sony, lesbians favor Yamaha, and transgender people prefer Bose. I put my hand on his shoulder and replied, son, those are just stereotypes. That was pretty good. Without further ado, how about some questions? If you handcuff a deaf person, does that take away their freedom of speech? This is dumbest funniest thing I've ever heard. ah take away their free speech. Yeah, technically it does. Yeah. They could still use their fingers to just be behind their back, but they wouldn't be able to like make signs, but they could spell stuff. Okay. I've only talked to one person when their back was facing me and I wasn't even talking to them. I was just listening and you were there. m So then technically no, because they could just spell out what they want to say even if their fingers are handcuffed. They could still use their fingers to spell what they wanted to say. So there you go. Okay, that's fair. Now what happens if only one conjoined twin has to go to jail? Hmm. guess they'd have to get like a special cell so that one could sit outside of it. So technically they're not imprisoned oh inside of it, but on their side, the free side, could have, you know, their cheese. It's in a game boy and on the inside they got their, so I guess cheese. It's in a game boy nowadays. What about like the ones that are, just like one body and two heads. Same thing, but the free head's outside the window. Okay. It seems worse almost. Okay. I just might. My head's going like everywhere. Like who controls the farts? Hmm, I guess if they're is it two heads one body Yeah, we'll say for the two heads, one body. Yeah. Presumably one controls the left side function and one. technically their gut would control it. You're talking about like when you feel one and you can push it yourself. Yeah. Like, you know, one can move the left arm, one can move the right arm, but those things that are like, I think they'd have a lot of like, shart issues because like one of them would be like, no, I don't want to fart. And the other one was like, yeah, we're farting. And so they're like, like pulling and tugging at their fart. And then it a little bit gets out. And then the other one's trying to hold it back. The other one's trying to push and then they shart. So they can both control it? Dual fart. Did you get that option in your Tundra? wonder if it's a double chamber. oh Yeah, dual barrel. Double barrel sharp gun. No, I opted out of that option in the Tundra. Okay, I need to make an option that like, like, you know how like cooled seats like, so I think heated there's just like an element underneath. Maybe it's the same for cool, but if not say it's like a. Cool. a fan. Cools a fan. I can hear the fans when I turn them on. Yeah. Okay. Now they need to make something that's like, instead of fan, it's like suction. So you can like fart and it just like pulls it down. So you can like fart on a long road trip. Yeah. And there's just a little tiny exhaust. It just exhausts it out. Yeah, just feeds it into your exhaust. There's like a little flap and you press the button and it like forces it down and closes it. Thanks. We'll talk to Mark. You said we'll workshop it? Yeah. Isn't it tabletop it? Ah, there's tabletops and workshops. Yeah, we're going to the workshop. On the tabletop, correct? Okay. If someone had a heart attack in the electric chair, would they save them? No. No. You don't think there's like legalities because I know they like, they do like a medical examination to make sure you're like healthy enough to die. Yeah, I don't think anybody uses the electric chair anymore. Or the injection chair? Whatever it is. Or is it just like you go to your pediatrician's office and they have you sit on the table and they're like, all right, like it's got to be a whole event, right? The movies make you would think that. eh So if you're sitting in the chair, regardless of whether you're getting shocked or pricked and you're like, I don't know what a heart attack looks like. I was about to imitate a seizure. I don't think they would, I don't think they would now. They'd just be like, we're already here. mean, we've already gone so far. Yeah. I like might as well just, you know, the warden gets a bigger bonus because he saved some chemicals at some injections. So you're thinking like a manager. Okay, I'll save my last uh one. Okay. uh Okay. Very good. I'm playing in a golf tournament this weekend. I bought some, cause I told you I got the tickets for free, right? No. Oh yeah. So I got gifted to this tournament. was like a $400 per person buy-in and my, our, let's say our top boss, our VP of Ops was like, Hey, I got free tickets to this thing from a friend. you want them, I'm not good enough to play in this. And I was like, uh, yeah. So we got in, um, the four of us and They also offer all these tournaments offer like, you know, you can buy mulligans, you can buy this, you can buy that. Right. So we purchase, I purchased this pack that comes with a four mulligans. comes with four throw the ball from anywhere at any time. And then like some entries into like the putting contest and like a 50, 50 tickets and that kind of thing. And, the throw from anywhere, anytime is interesting because it's a, it's a best ball scramble. basically everyone hits. a shot, you pick the best ball, then everyone hits from there, you pick the best shot, then everyone hits from there, you pick the best shot. Right. so on and so forth. So the throw thing to me is like... You're throwing... well... My thought is like around the green for like chipping or like if we end up in the sand or something, just chuck that ball up there and let it roll to the pin. Just kind of Kobe it. feel like you're already good enough to do that. I would think you want to do that for like being in the woods or something. Hopefully with four people hitting, you know, we're not in the woods. Well, it's not best. Is it best ball every swing or yet? After, so all four of us will tee off and then we go whichever one was the best shot. That's where all four of us go and hit from. Are you guys playing together? Yeah, we're foursome. Okay, that makes sense. I was going to say if you're all, if all four you going against each other, then that doesn't make sense. No, so it's a team. Okay. So the throw, think around the green is going to be the best bet. It also came with a cup that was, it's unlimited beer and Gatorade. I'm like, okay. Okay. So now when they say best ball, does that you pick shot? Okay. I was going to say, you could sit like if someone hits the farthest, but they end up in a bunker, does that mean best ball because of distance? We all decide basically like we're going to take I know if it just like defaulted to farthest because I'd say save, save the throw for when you're at a bunker and you can get right onto the green from there. That's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah. It's like, if we all end up our best shot is real close to the green and we're far away and it was a good shot to get there, just use that throw. And then one of the other guys, like you can unlimited purchase. Just keep purchasing it. It's all donated, all the money gets donated. It's for the Women's Center of Brevard County. That's a big buy-in. Yeah. And it's their first annual. It's like the first one they're hosting. It's their inaugural. Okay. Sounds like a creature from Fantastic Beasts. the inaugural. you go. Oh, speaking of which actually. Hold up, is it Harry Potter speaking of which? So I have golf speaking of which. So do you think Rory McIlroy deserves an asterisk? I'm guessing your answer is no then? Uh, yeah, I would say no. Okay. So I think, I think the biggest thing is the fact that he played the course 25 times in the month leading up to the masters and skipped three other tours or three other events to prep for the masters. Yeah. He's fine doing that. There's nothing against it. Anyone else could do it. Yeah but they're playing Tours like you should do. Not when you already have millions in the bank. You don't need to. So this is the way I look at it. Take like Kobe and Jordan, right? Put them in the gym for a month for eight hours a day. Every day, every day for all eight hours, Kobe shooting free throws and Jordan shooting threes. Then after that month, there's a head to head competition for free throws where they each shoot 50 free throws and whoever makes the most wins. Who are you going to put your money on? No. Jordan's been shooting threes and only threes for a month. Yeah, but he's the goat. you gotta go, Jordan. think Kobe can make a free throw. I think Jordan can too. I don't think that's a good comparison. Now you'd have to compare it more so like they're playing in the NBA finals against whatever team, but they got to practice against that team for a month. Yeah, okay. So that works too. You don't think that's a bit of an unfair advantage? Not when everyone else has the ability to do it too. But why would they do it when there's a tour? Yeah, but that's... I don't like that. You've already done it. That's dumb. I'm sure there's plenty of golfers in the past who have done that and didn't even win it. You said there are, or you're sure there are. Hmm. Love to, love to fact check that one. But yeah, I'm fine with it. got no ill feelings for Rory doing that. Period. Question mark, comma, asterisk. So looks like you sent me something baseball related. Do you want me to give you something to transition into something baseball? No, it's Harry Potter related. You got to click on it. Oh, I said the same thing. I was like, wait, what? I'm gonna go, huh? Right? Like about to get this dude's Jersey just because of that. Yeah. I don't like it. He spells it to not correctly, but... Yeah, but still like that name, a fictional name. Yeah, McGonagall. McGonagall. McGonagall. Yeah. McGonagall. Okay, Right? Is any good? Apparently, from what I read, he's like the youngest starter since like the early 2000s and he's hitting over 300 to start the season. first debut game in the MLB four hits and they liked him so much they signed him to eight years, 150 million, just like that. a little, it's a little, yeah. It's like, it's like you start in a job and after two weeks are like CEO. For those listening, the headline is Tigers rookie, Tigers and rookie Kevin McGonigal reach eight year, $150 million extension. that's, y'all get it. You go through hot and cold streaks and obviously this dude's starting off hot. What happens when they're like, we already paid him. Yeah, exactly. Gonagall needs to transfigure into it. take, yeah, into a like gold glove winner or something. Well, my baseball thing was, I saw yesterday that according to Rob Manfred's rules, you can throw a perfect game as a pitcher and lose the game. Is that because it goes into the tenth nothing nothing and then you get pulled? Nope, it goes into the 10th and then because of his rules a runner starts on second and there's two sack flies Oh yeah. Damn. How does that? You throw a perfect game and lose. Well, I threw a perfect game. Lost. Yeah. Yeah, that's ugh. Ugh. How about. those apples. About those O's, have you seen their new city connectors yet? Yeah, and I also saw that their manager fractured his jaw in 17 places from a foul ball. Yeah, it was real bad. Yup. Sucks to suck. Yeah, I did. Yeah. I think they're all pretty cool. All of them I've seen. Yeah, I don't think there's any that are like, that's hideous. I mean, there's some better than others, but I like it. If you saw on the O's one on the, on the side patch, have like, um some, the name of some bank or something. No, they have just like the plaques they have out on Utah Street with like the different home runs that have landed. There was definitely a plaque on one of their jerseys that said like JG Wentworth or something. yeah. No, was, um, that one with the deer. Yeah. That was it T-R-R-R-R There you have it folks. it's a Ram. It's not a deer. We started off weird and we said we were going to get weird. Do you want to continue on weird? What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say the craziest coincidence I've ever seen or witnessed heard? You. I don't know if I have one that comes straight to my mind, to be honest. Like that's insane. That's crazy. I mean, stuff we've talked about on here that I wouldn't know about unless we did this, um, that dude in Australia that won the lottery and got struck by lightning and all that, like that's wild. I don't remember ever talking about that on here. Yeah, you went on, you read like a whole, like his old like life biography about how crazy his life was. no, that was like the World War II guy. That's what it was. You talking about the baseball player that escaped death five times? Didn't win the lottery, never got struck by lightning. That's a real one though, it's like this Australian dude. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, well, did you know that there were two completely different Dennis the Menace characters created on the exact same day in 1951? Hmm, sounds like hogwash. Sounds like one dude heard about it went, ooh, I'm gonna do it first. So there's the one we know of in America, and there's another one in Britain, and neither knew the other existed. I'm Dennis the Menace, bruv. So the American dentist, while you're fact checking me, the American dentist, the menace was a five year old boy, more of a lovable pain in the ass, caused trouble, annoyed adults and made life hard for Mr. Wilson. But all in all was an innocent, goofy kid. The British dentist was a little more unhinged. He was a 10 year old boy and a little meaner, rougher, actually seemed like he enjoyed making people miserable. It was called Dennis the Menace in Nasher. which was his dog, but that must have came later on. Originally it was called Dennis the Menace, because what I read said Nash, he didn't get Nash until like 10 years after publication. the exact same day these two dudes created and published Dennis the Menace. Okay. That's quite the coincidence. Quite the coinkydink. I thought that was like the how. Yeah. It, it rhymes. ah I can't write it said the I don't remember what the one in America was from but it said the one in Britain was influenced by Music or something like a song called Dennis Dennis. I don't know what I got what I got Another weird thing I had ah It was very weird. So my my birthday gift from the wife was uh tickets to a Kill Tony show next month when they're in town. That's awesome. She printed, it's like a digital ticket. So she printed out like created in Canva and printed out like a paper ticket and then like wrapped it in some stuff and ordered a box on Amazon to put it in to like surprise kind of thing. eh So I opened the box and I'm like, okay, this is different. And let me show you the box. Okay. For those listening, it is a box that says Roto Wipe with a guy sitting on a toilet, a picture of this rotating wheel that goes under your butt on the toilet and says goodbye to costly toilet paper. Soft touch. Whoa. It now shows a lot more how to change. looks like the speeds and the ratings it's gotten and how much you're going to save on toilet paper. Look, read that in gray right there. 2700 gentle RPMs. Hahaha! So it's a joke box. It's a joke box, but so I had I hadn't talked about not really seriously, but like I wouldn't be opposed to it like getting a bidet. Yeah. mean, a lot of the world does that. I'm sitting there looking at it and she's like, so I know, uh, what did she say? Like, I know we don't have a bidet, but I figured this was like, she played it very well. And I'm just, and all I can think is that looks like it hurts so bad. Here's the thing about a bidet though. It's not going to get everything. You still got to wipe. oh It's like washing your car, but not like scrubbing it, just spraying it with a hose. Like, okay, yeah, you're going to get off a little bit, but there's still going to be a lot of stuff. So I think the answer is what you just said. You get off a little bit. Oh, from a bidet? I don't know. I'm not, I don't... It's not shooting up into your prostate. I don't know at 2,700 RPFs it could be. Yeah, might be 2,700 PSI. Talk about road rash. but yeah, she was, she played it off very well. I was very confused, nervous. Yeah. Yeah. It was just like one of our, uh, what do call those things? They go over a table. Yeah, there you go. We'll tabletop that one. It was just like one of our table cloths wrapped up and then like the ticket inside of that, just so it could have some weight to it. Do you know who's going to be there? Okay. if that's stuff they tell you ahead of time or... Yeah, yeah, I don't know. like you could end up with a Joe Rogan or a Theo Vaughn or a Shane Gillis or all of them. None of them are Nick Swanson, Swanson, I'm starting to think of like those like B list like, look, Andy Dick's on there. Like he's got these like guys that you like kind of forgot about, but used to be funny. And then sometimes they have a really good lineup on there. Yeah, I don't know. And as far as the tours, I don't know if it's like the same people per tour or it's like, Hey, do you want to go to this show? And then this person will come to this show and like, I don't. Okay. That'd be fun. That'd be a lot of Yeah. I said, was part of the gift a babysitter? And she said, no, we still got to figure that one out. A step one or one step at a time. Yeah. Yeah. I got, I got something I want you to try. Okay It's quick and easy. want you to, cause I saw these like, it was like some short and a bunch of people doing it and it was very funny. It made me laugh. I want you to let out every like ounce of air you have in you and then try to scream as loud as you can. That was pretty good actually. It was pretty good. I feel like it was more throat noise than vocal cord. Okay. It was, it was well done. what I got here. Hmm! I had nothing left. Okay. There you go. was it. Use those sound bites as you will. oh Okay. Well, you want to say, don't know how to compound on that. I could compound you with a little movie game if you want to play a little movie game, David. Ooh, I was going to give you something else quick and weird before we got out of the weird. So Donnie, Donnie came to surprise me for my birthday. We all went out to, man, we could have made a whole segment on that thing. We tried to go to that Keele farms place where we went with your mom. Yeah. They had some like blueberry festival going on. And I know if you remember like getting to that. Yeah. I don't know you remember getting to that parking lot, but it's like, there's that four way intersection and then you turn right. So we were on the road before taking a right for, I don't think it'd be exaggerating and saying an hour, maybe almost an hour. And there was apparently a parking lot. No, we did. That's why we were gone. But we figured we, you know, we get pumpkins every year. They have a huge fall festival, never an issue. We've been there plenty of other times for other events they've had, never an issue. So we're going, apparently there's a parking lot on the left and there's like, It's roped off a dude standing out front and he's telling everyone that's trying to turn in there like they're at capacity. And I can see through the trees, four spots. I'm like, no, you're not. But yeah, I can't just pull in there. So we go take a turn to the right to go in another like 20 minutes there before we hit the parking lot. And the guys like, this lot is for employees and vendors only. I'm like, that's never been the case. And we just waited an hour and a half for you to say, no, you can't park anywhere. So we ended up going to a brewery. So Donnie met us there, came back to the house. We're just hanging out, back talking about how much cowboys are going to suck this year. Talking about his DJ life. I asked him if he, cause when he was over here for Thanksgiving, I gave him all of my like audio editing crap, like the thousands of dollars worth of software. So I was like, Oh, you're, you do this stuff. So I was like, have you made anything yet with all the stuff I gave you? And he was like, yeah, there's this chick that goes to Cowboys who's like an amateur wrestler or something like that. And he made her like intro song. And none of this really has anything to do with anything. So we're talking about that. And I can't remember if something stemmed from that or if he's just telling me about that. And in my head, I'm just like thinking of children's songs because that's all I hear for hours a day. ah So however I got there, I was like, oh, I'm gonna make a trap remix of Wheels on the Bus. So I'm gonna send that to you. Hell yeah. Let's see what happens when I open my messages this time. Oh, should I just play it out loud? No, I think we're good. It's open. okay. And it's, mean, it's what you would expect it to be, but I was like, Donnie, you need to play this at the club. you So after that, was like, well, I'm going to tell Chris about that. Maybe I should make like a bunch of them. And then I thought, you know what? Maybe I'll do one a week and I'll just play it as like outro music and I'll have you give me what you want next week's song to be. Oh, well then if that's the case, want old McFarmer. Old McDonald. McDonald would be a good one. E-I-O skirt. So there you go. I'll play a clip of it here. And then if Amanda, Joe, Adam, Mike, ah Ashley, ah what's the old ladies? Then, Linda. Linda, there's a lot more than that. Yeah. Joe, say Joe. Possibly my mom. Hey, Gene. I'll call her that. You wanna play a game? Yep. Can you name the movie based off the sandwich? I think you can. I think you're gonna get four or five. Three or five. So was sitting on the couch earlier, right? Scrolling. And I know where you get these. And I went to their page, like trying to get stuff for myself. And I was like, you know, could, I could cheat a lot, but I didn't do it. And I want you to know that I didn't do it because I saw when it was like, the movie based on like the mashed potatoes or something. First one. Coming in. hot. I'm very proud of myself. This is Happy Gilmore. When he's shooting a commercial. That's right. Talk about a hole in one. Yes. Easy. All right. Number two coming in. If it helps, that little bowl to the right is full of eggs. Mm-hmm, that should be a big hint. Yeah, I was gonna say, should that help? Those are eggs, sandwiches of eggs, and they're drinking eggs. The Sandlot. Now, don't be jealous because I've been online talking with hot babes all day. Okay. was a little, little too much of a clue. I'll go with Napoleon Dynamite. Correct. That's correct. right. um right. Hmm. Possible. This one's possible, but I'm not sure. Like I think you may have seen it, but I'm not sure if you have or not. I want to say like Matilda, but I don't think that's it. No, it's older than that. It's 80s. She also, like, before she smooshes it like that, she, like, pours, like, pixie sticks on it and just, like, adds a bunch of, like, crap. And then... Hmm... No, I don't think so. she's in detention with a bunch of other people. Greece. Yeah, that was pretty that I don't think I got it. Never seen the Breakfast Club? ah I don't think I have. Don't you forget about That's a that's a that's a fun like feel-good movie if you've never seen it. It's a good one Very good coming-of-age movie. All right. Well, then I don't have high hopes for this is the one that I didn't have high hopes for but My hint was I was gonna give you the actor that's there. Oh I don't think you've seen it. I'm pretty positive Hold on, it's not gonna be that. So it's Paul Rudd, fairly recent. Just think about what he's been in fairly recently. Very big franchise. The... Guardians of the Galaxy? No, you're in the right... It is a Marvel movie. Yeah, you already know the answer to that. So it's Avengers Endgame. It's like, hey, you gonna eat that? And he takes a sandwich when they're all trying to have a serious conversation. right, one more. One more coming in. hotter than wasabi. Have I seen this? Definitely. Mm. Yeah. yes. Mm Yes. Yes. Well, I'll get me there. I got one. I like I got it. There's one stuck in my head, but it's not that saving private Ryan. There you go. Nice. Hell yeah. I was thinking of, uh, now I even remember the other one. Was that, was it the war one with Brad Pitt? uh, glorious bastards. Yeah, like I knew it wasn't that but that was the only name that I like how you were like, that's definitely a war movie. I've seen that meat before. No one else was eating that butt military. I was actually just talking about that with, uh, think Jenna and dad the other day. Uh, we were talking about hospital food and, uh, they were talking about how like you go to the cafeteria and the food's like great, but the same cafeteria is where they cook the food for the patients and it tastes like crap. I was like, yeah, I've had boiled chicken and powdered eggs. you don't have to talk to me about that. Wonder if the patients just get like the leftovers like, this is yesterday's pizza. Send it up to floor four. Yeah, I don't know. think you well. Thanks. Yeah. So do you vet those before you do them? And like, okay, he's seen that. Like if I haven't, you know, for a fact, I haven't seen like 80 % of them. you like, let me get another one. Unless like all of them are blatantly obvious he's never seen these, but most of them so far have been like, he probably hasn't seen one or two of them. I think my biggest surprise was when you got secret window. was like, my God, good for him. Yeah, I was. Yeah. Thanks. Well, I got a little game for you. Yeah. You're not going to love this one. Oh, it's like equal. It does have to do with letters. And I went, I tried, I think I did good. I tailored them all to a category that you're not adept at. Women's rights. Got it. I think you are thinking the right thing. I think you said the wrong thing. There you go. Oh, can you guess what these acronyms stand for? Okay, you texting him. Oh, okay. I guess you could just say him. USB. USB stands for. Even just your best, I feel like my goal with this was your best guess would probably be funny. Okay. Okay. It's universal serial bus. Hmm. Universal I should have gotten. I like how you stayed in the realm though. uh mean, ultrasounds are technology. You said, y'all. Very weird. oh sounded like homeboy from spongebob. Yeah, spongebob. All right. But you said, I know my flash drives USB and I know my laptop's definitely not an ultrasound machine. You know, I couldn't get ultrasound out of my head. So that's what we got. I don't expect you to know any of these, but I did stick with acronyms that you at least know. you know the. Yeah. About HDMI. High definition management incoming. The way you said that gave me like such a rush of nostalgia. Like for a second I was sitting in my room playing Star Fox. Because I don't remember what level it is, but there's I think it's peppy at one point. goes, incoming enemy from the rear drop altitude. So when you said incoming, I was like, I like wormhole. I'll take 50 % of that one. Yeah, it's high definition multimedia interface. Hmm. I got to think about it a little more. Although when, if I don't think about it, I think it'll be funnier, but I probably would have said like input if I had thought about it for a minute. What was the Multimedia. HDMI. Right, because it passes audio and video. mmm multi no more yellow white and red or green blue and There you go RCA, you know what that stands for? Um... Ricola... That's pretty good. I don't have that one written down, but it reminded me of back in the day when you go to E-bomb's world and listen to like praying phone calls. The dude's like, all CA stand for really crappy appliance. Speaking of which, just broke the stand on my RCA TV. I just bought a new one. I still have a TV that works. I just don't have any way of... Just leaning against my wall right now. Okay. Uh, what did I, what did we learn you about? gap insurance. Let's add this one. Don't buy RCA stuff. I bought this in 2013, I think. Okay, don't do it again. You know what's funny is I went to Best Buy and I was like, I want to play games on it. He's like, you want this one. was like, What, Best Buy? Uh, Pearl. The other one I worked at. Because I was living in an apartment in Crofton at the time and there was a thunderstorm that came and we had a power surge and it fried my TV that I did have. So then I went to Best Buy and got that one. I saw it still works. It's right over there. It's 55 inch RCA. I bought a new like entertainment center stand for it. And when I went to put it back on and I was like moving it, the stand is screwed into the TV. at bottom at the base and it like snapped all the little plastic pieces that all the screws were going into as I was moving it. Like I was wiggling it back and forth like this, like get it right on the thing and it went, and they all clicked in half and busted. So I bought a new Samsung. Yeah, keep buying Samsung. How about GPS? Global... ah Globally positioned satellite? Close. Is it global? Global. And it is position. Global Position System. You got it. How about LCD? liquid. Mm-hmm. Liquid...something definition? Liquid...core...delight. It sounds like a drink. Yeah. No, it's liquid crystal display. Damn it, I f- I should have got that. Yeah. About VPN. Verified verification very vital. No. victorious, penile, nasty. It's virtual. virtual pin number. Virtual private network. There you go. About UAV. Uhhhh... Oh. I figured you played enough Call of Duty, might know this one. I'm gonna go with Ariel as the A. Okay. uh Undetect... Un... Is it un? It's un-manned aerial vehicle. Perfect. Nice. You did good kid. I'll give you one more. Okay. ATM. You got the T wrong. Who gives you money when it's not- Tell her! I don't like that. They need to come up with something else. Sorry. I don't, I don't know who made them. or something. I T-reprise. Automated T-Row price machine. I got some would you rathers. You want to do those and then read it? Would you rather have nipples that click in and out like a pen and every time someone touches your chest, they would hear it or every time you told a lie, your belly button would drip, but it would be a very obvious drip. So everybody would know you lied. Definitely the nipples. His first thought is like, they're like a really good, like instead of buying yourself a fidget toy and you're sitting on the couch, you can just click your nips. We gotta go back to the brand new sentence right up for that one Like I feel like I'd probably do it in public a lot. Like if I was like waiting in line or like I was bored or something, I'd kind of be. that'd be weird though? Like you're sitting there like talking to one of your subordinate coworkers and you're just like click, click. I think it'd be more like uh I'm sitting in traffic or like I'm waiting in line for a ride at a theme park or like, you know, just kind of do some clicking. I can just see you, you're like the dad joke guy and you're always like, hey, every time you see one of those like click it or ticket signs, you'd be like, No, I'd do it. I'd be like, haha. Yeah. Okay. So the title of this episode is Click it or Ticket, right? Mm-hmm. Would you rather every time you jizz, it's a random liquid, or anytime you drink any liquid, there's a 5 % chance it's jizz. Oh, just random liquid. So you can never get married, right? Or have consistent sexual relations with a woman. It depends, you should be like, ooh, fruit punch today, like here. Right, or like gasoline or uranium or, you know, snot. Like literally any random liquid. Yeah, they could be the. Yeah. Or it could be blue raspberry fruit punch. She doesn't want that in her either, Babe, can we do that thing with a syringe tonight? No, no, stop asking me that. All right, fine. but I feel, but it's got to be that though, Better out than in, always say. But it's got to be that, right? Like you can't. Can't. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Would you rather be able to teleport but only as far as you can pee, or be able to fly but only as high as you are tall and whenever you do there's a 50 % chance you poop your pants? teleport. I don't want to my pants. Plus I think it'd be fun to be like, ah, hey, ah, ha ha ha. I mean, it'd only be about three to four feet. You wouldn't be surprised in any way. It would be like you're standing behind them and you teleport in front of them. You're like, I'd skip so many lines. I just keep going three feet. I was gonna, it would take a while. uh take a while. I'd like to play jokes on people. they're just like having a conversation with me and then I teleport behind them and they're like, what? And I'm like, what? Been here the whole time? And I teleport back. You don't think it'd be worth it to fly though? Like it's 50 % and you can still fly. No, because I'd be flying just dropping A-bombs I have it. Or you just stop. Or I go up in the air and you're like, We're be like, I'm going to fly today. Let me get my depends and you know. And you're, if you can fly like 400 miles an hour, you're still getting where you need to go fast. feet, man, I'm going be hitting a lot of stuff. Don't. 400 mile an hour. don't know if I got You'd stick with the teleport? I don't know if I would. Ain't poopin'. Yeah, ain't poopin' you ain't tryin'. Alright, one more. Would you rather own a small goblin that follows you around everywhere you go and makes passive aggressive comments every time you make an unnecessary purchase, or a small black guy follows you around and whips you every time you think of the N-word? Hmm. Man, that goblin would be busy. Is that what you named the black guy? No, I just meant like. No, I get it. was half- No, I know. I get it. I don't really think of the N word that much. So it's cool to have it. you do, it's like a Pirates of the Caribbean whip. Then probably the goblin, mean what's worst he's gonna do, just verbally abuse me? Oh, that's fine. He'd look creepy, but he'd probably be cool. Have a beer with him, you know. Play some video games. Yeah, do they have enough fingers? Don't they have like three fingers? m He's not gonna win. But we'll play. You know, we could do puzzles and he got me clean. It'd be like a house elf that just... He's not there to help you. All he's there to do is make passive aggressive comments. Yeah, that's fine. I just use them. I might abuse them back. Yeah, I just use them as practice. Okay. No argument here. Okay. Well, what are you drinking? So I changed it up a little bit. It's still Tito's, but I found these, I was trying to find other like healthier alternatives as far as like soda. Yeah, I wanted something with different flavors and I was like, what else is out there besides La Croix? Cause I've been drinking La Croix for a year now. I found these Ollie pop. Oh yeah, I've had, yeah. Yep. So this one is a strawberry vanilla. It's decent. only 40 calories, four grams of sugar. So they're not bad, not terrible. It sounds more like a rum mixer than a vodka mix. not great with the vodka. It's got prebiotics, botanicals, and plant fiber. So there you go. No probiotics? Nope, just pre. So what's pro? Because pre is before, post is after, is pro like during? During what? But expulsion. during your biotic? What about symbiotic? What about Enbiotic? What do you think of when you think of symbiotic? like an alien or like an AI, like a symbi... I thinking of like sentient. It gets like a seven out of ten. It's, yeah, I think the soda is good, but not mixed with Tito's. Okay, sounds like we should go back to the symbiotic thing. So me, think me and Kayla were talking about a pro, back to the pro, procreation? What does that mean? not like the procreate, isn't that like doing it? Yeah. Right. This. Yeah. producing offspring. So we were like laying in bed when I have one of those like random conversations talking about, don't remember what animals we were talking about, but basically how animals have sex and we were looking at like skulls and something like that. And I had asked the question and she was like, no, they're more like symbiotic. And I was like, they have a symbiotic relationship. And she was like, yeah. And I was like, like between a phytoplankton and a whale. Good, good, yeah, well done. Okay, do you get that reference? Do you get the actual reference? like in real life. my reference. Yes, that's a real thing, but I'm referencing a quote from a show saying that. Oh, probably Breaking Bad or Suits. You Yeah, it's from suits. Okay. I think it's when Louis is telling Katrina how he's like too attracted to her or something like that. And they need to have more of a symbiotic relationship between a phytoplankton and a whale. So. A symbiotic relationship like between a phytoplankton and a whale. All right. You what? Seven and a half, 10? Yeah. The soda's good but not mixed with. But I bought a multi-pack so I got cream soda, root beer, and grape as well. So we'll see. Cream soda? The cream might be okay. I'm thinking maybe the grape the other two I feel I feel like that's the you should I? Say you hold on to those yeah, get some get some white rum and try that Because dark rum would probably taste like ass Racist? That's racist. this week on my AskReddit, David. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. Go ahead. Rosetta Stone. Yeah, once again from this, I don't remember what I had from them last time, the Oh-Oma Gang. oh my gang. It's a Rosetta sour ale, which is a sour ale. Because it's aged on cherries. Okay, so it's not rose flavored. I thought was gonna be like a rose beer type. Rosetta. roses are red and I'll give this beer an 8.2. Okay. It is uh more to that. It tastes almost exactly like that first broken barrel beer that you broke me in hours. That broke you in that Queens whatever it was uh The Duchess thing. Yeah, it's like I drank it and I was like, my gang. man, I could use me some broken barrel wings though. We're good. eh Okay. This week. On my AskReddit, I have what brand names do you swear by because it's actually better than no name brands. uh Uhhh, man. This is why you gotta tell me these beforehand. I have so many that I can't think of. Just think about products in your house right now. Like what are you trying to not going to get no name of like toilet paper for me, obviously. Yeah, toilet paper, paper towels. Paper towels, what do you get for paper towels? Okay, I'm a bounty man too. And one time I got... ah What's the other one with like the lumberjack on it? Brawny. Brawn or something like that. What's your toilet paper of choice? Charmin Ultra Soft So can I persuade you into a quilted Northern ultra soft? I've had both and I will say quilted Northern is way more pillowy on my butthole. You I don't know how I can appropriately put that into a thumbnail. Like like Charmin was like memory foam and quilted northern. It's like a cloud. So two things, when I hear quilted, I think, or quilted Northern, I think of the quicker picker upper, which is paper towels. second thing you can only persuade me to do it if it's cheaper on Amazon when I need to do it. Hmm. Okay. And I don't think it's ultra soft. It's ultra plush. Quilted Northern Ultra plush. oh, it's way better than Charmin. Although I like Charmin has like the little wavy tear pieces. I like that part of them, but, but as far as the butthole feel, I'm going quilted. And you know what I hate? Hold on, I'm not gonna tell you, I gotta add this to my list. I have a running list going of things I hate, and when I get enough, we're gonna talk about it. So let me add this before I forget it. Okay. 23. me. Yeah, maybe. Okay, is it a little cheaper, about the same? This is about the same. You know what? think it is. I don't like their branding It looks very big and like something you'd see at a dollar store It does. I will give you that. It does, but And that's probably why I've just scrolled past it. It's, it's, ooh, heavenly. I don't ever buy tissues. haven't bought tissues probably in my whole life, to be honest. Well, if you ever have to get the puffs plus lotion, okay Honestly, if I'm sick and stuff, I just go get my bounty paper towels and tear up my nose. oh Paper towels? Yeah. I hate blowing my nose with paper towels. Alright, let me give you a few. Yeah, give me. uh Samsung electronics always. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I've been using a magic eraser. Well, actually to go into that, it's not. Yeah, you can buy a pack of 100 for like $19.99 of the off-brand one and it worked just as good. Yeah. but I do have some of that barkeeper's friend, but other stuff gets the job done. Yeah, but Rosar's not even an off-brand, it's just another brand that sucks. True. I've got, in my experience at least, Dawn Soap is noticeably better than any off-brand. I think Dawn honestly is top tier. You cannot. I think Meier? Meiers? Meier? Meiers. Meiers. It's funny because I only get hunts catch up. Really? Heinz? It's a really dumb reason. can't stand the Steelers. I will not support. Even though it's not Heinz Field anymore, I will never. Yeah. Okay. You don't get Kraft cheese, do you? Um, no, I usually don't buy cheese. I'm not a big, like if I get shredded cheese, I'll get like whatever, like this farms, whatever shredded, whatever. No, just like whatever public says. No, I don't think I've got Kraft cheese. What kind of razors do you use? Okay. I've got Lee and Perrin's Worcestershire sauce. All the others don't have the right kick to it. eh I don't know what I bought I've never heard that before It's probably the one you get. It's like that like khaki-ish off-brown color with like darker brown border in an accent. I have some of my fridge. I have that exact brand. It's the best. Also, if you've never seen how that sauce is made, don't. Just don't. I don't know. I'll have to remind me and I'll look and see what I have. Sharpies Post-It notes. They're my green flag in a job interview. The off-brand garbage. So other permanent markers, other sticky notes that aren't Post-It or Sharpie. Okay, I thought they were saying Sharpie had branded Post-It notes. ah Okay. oh I didn't know others existed. I got bounty paper towels. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Tick on Daroga pencils. Ticonderoga? Yeah. Yep. I've got Q-tips, I've got Philadelphia Cream Cheese, Scrub Daddy, oh Scrap Daddy's its own th- are they saying like sponges in general? Scrub Daddy, are the off brands better? I have no idea, but what I do know is they actively help fund cleaning efforts for those who are in need and I will always support them. So they donate portions of the process. Because I've never seen a scrub that like that would be copyright infringement if anyone else made a rigid sponge in the form of a happy face. To be fair, I only use Scrub Daddy sponges too. Yeah, OK. off brand mosquito repellent, so off. Got it. yeah, it's not the only thing I'll buy. I didn't pre- I didn't pre-look at these. Look at this next one. You ready? Anchor Chargers and Cables. about that. oh Last one I had was Ziploc. Okay, yeah, I prefer them, but if there was a good enough deal on another one. If there's small sandwich bags, I don't care what it is. If it's like a big, the bigger like freezer bag size things, I'm going to Ziploc. Oh, shit. Yeah, okay. I'll get her after, but I got Zoe saying how about that and it's hilarious. So that'll be our post outro. Well this week my ask Reddit is what's the pettiest thing you've done after a breakup? made her pay me $3,000 and I didn't use it to fix my car that she damaged. Was that a breakup though? you dating? Yeah, yeah. More or less. Yeah, more or less. I wouldn't say it was petty either. Just the first thing I thought of. Yeah, same. I don't think mine's petty, but I got my dogs back. No, it wasn't petty. that's justified. But yeah, so not petty, but that's all I could think of because it sucks for them. So what's the yeah? What's the pettiest thing you've done after a breakup? deleted our shared playlist and replaced it with songs I played while packing your stuff Took out all the car fuses from her car, went inside the house electrical box and took out all the breakers and drained her bank account. She used to call me her energy, so I took everything that conducts it and left her in the dark. Damn. Also, that's super petty. Yeah. But also like extremely clever. Like, yeah, he's got energy now. She must've done something real bad. Like that sounds like more than just I cheated on you. Like that's like, that sounded real bad. Yeah, I don't know if you've heard me singing this like four times. It's been in my head since I read it Listen to unbreak my heart while blocking them mid-chorus My heart Yeah, yeah, I Folded a piece of paper full of glitter and carefully placed it in his sun visors in his car and folded them back up So when he went to look at his face before he started driving the glitter in the paper fell on him in his car I'd be so pissed. Cause I keep this truck, like, you know, it's a newer truck. I go twice, twice a week to go clean it and get it washed and all that. I would be so pissed. I found out she was cheating on me with her ex, so I posted a fake ad for free exotic pets with her phone number. Her phone blew up for days. It's really funny. Got all my friends to leave her bad Yelp reviews. She got fired. ridiculous. Unstar. one star. Yeah. One star. This one's good. I would hire this guy because of his outside the box thinking. After the breakup, she said the towels belonged to her. There were four of them and they were really nice fluffy bath towels. I sprayed them with the 3M Scotchgard to make them waterproof before she came by to pick them up. Still not dry. I still get it. It's just like a funny prank to be honest. Yeah. But I mean, if they were like really nice, like, like, yeah, I get it. These are our $80 bath towels. I guessed my ex's password and cancelled his flight to Europe, but let him get halfway there. How about that? Unless he deserved it, then good for you. Yeah, probably did it. took all the light bulbs out of the fixtures and took all the labels off the canned food. Good luck getting peaches or ravioli. That's, I mean, that's pretty, imagine like going in your pantry and you just see like 40 cans, like unlabeled cans and you're like, I don't know what's. Who's got 40 cans between 20 peaches and 20 ravioli? I don't think that... I think they were just making a point. Like it could be green beans, could be corn, it could be pumpkin puree, it could be black beans, it could be ravioli. I mean, it could be, I also don't keep canned goods. you know, like when I buy canned goods, I use them. don't like store them. ain't got them. Added a new college class to his current semester without telling him. so like logged in, signed up for it. Now he has to pay for the class plus he's plus. He's gonna fail it because he didn't know he had it, yeah. It's pretty good. I turned him in for tax evasion. Damn, As long as he's got his receipts, he's good. Receipts as in like, here's my tax return and here's what I paid or I didn't, as long as he's got his documents in order, he'll be fine. He hasn't been paying taxes. Correct. Well, so those are the no esta key That also is a great uh reference to what today is. Yeah? Uh, yeah. Well, last week. We did that one already. I saved this one for last for you. I waited until 15 minutes before the new season of Game of Thrones started to change the password on my HBO account that I knew he was still using. would throw her out a four story building window. That's ridiculous. Like four stories because it's not gonna kill you, but you're gonna be like in the hospital for months. That's 40 feet, homie. That's gonna be ouchie. Yeah, like critical condition algae, but you ain't dead. Maybe. Maybe, depends how you land. Yeah, if you're a pussy you'll land feet first. you you want some birthdays? I do. Let's do it. It's like the, who wants to be a millionaire thing? Yeah. done that like eight times. Alright Regis. I want you to tell me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear these birthday people. Jack Nicholson. Oh, Peter Frampton. Peter Frampton. Machine Gun Kelly. Amber Heard. of hair? Red? Beast. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. And like Morgan and Morgan, I don't know who that is. That's Negan. Sam Altman. Who's that kid we went to high school with? No, there was an altman. No, did he have like dark, like black hair? Yeah. And he was chunky and he drove a Mazda six. Yeah. Okay. now he founded open AI, which makes Chad GPT. Did you say Nicholson or Mickelson? Nicholson it's Phil Nicholson now No, I was thinking of Jack Nicklaus. Yeah, I know. Can I, can I, can you do that one again? Here's Johnny. not courtside Lakers game. Oh, we're not gonna send Goosefraba. Willie Robertson. Robert Oppenheimer, Ryan Stiles. That's hilarious. Good job, I think. I should have said quack quack. That's her. Willie. I'm a big Duck Dynasty fan. Yeah, I knew that. didn't, I usually only pick people that we both know, but I saw that and I was like, he knows who that is. Love, I love me some, you got Willie, you got Jace, you got Uncle Si, you got a... Si duck, si ya ya ya. I love me some, love me some, some Duck Dynasty. It's so fake, but it's so good. All right. So for this day in history, where was it? So it's Earth Day, first of all. So happy that I guess, but it's all. Should be on 420. Because you like inhale and then adjust the earth. Yeah, I get it. mean beer is earth, right? Pops? It's got more ops in it. Yeah uh I just guess, guess this year, the concentration camp at South Shunhausen is liberated. 1945. Good job. And I don't know if this is intentional or coincidental, but in 1993, the Holocaust Memorial Museum is dedicated in Washington, DC. Hmm remember going on a field trip there. It real sad Like, did they do that because of the concentration camp thing? Oh, because it was that day. Um, could be, they could also be one of those coincidences. Alright, guess this year. First military use of poison gas by Germany during World War I. 19. They are, let's say 14. 15. I got one more I want you to guess. ah Okay. Sorry. You know when you get like that rain? You get like that like that like quick itch tickle in your ear. You ever get that? Yeah. I usually go with a shabla timber. Yeah. It's like, I hate that, that bug coming out of my ear. That's like, you know, that's like my biggest like. uh One more year for you to guess. Disney's Animal Kingdom opens at Walt Disney World. 1998. Damn. Really? Because the first and only and last time I've been to Disney was 1999. Did you go to Animal Kingdom? We did. oh I've only been there that one time. Okay. Well, happy April showers day. Happy earth day. Happy girl scout leader appreciation day. Which ones. there's only one. Yeah, but you picked the wrong one though because you don't feel like brushing your teeth. I don't want mint in my chocolate. Give me some samosas, man. All day, every day. Coconut, caramel, chocolate. Man, your mama. Happy In God We Trust Day. I thought you were getting Godwin and Leviosa. Okay. National Jellybean Day and National Oklahoma Day. Who cares? Well, in 1889, Oklahoma Landrush officially started at high noon and Oklahoma City and Guthrie were formed within hours. Again, how they even have a professional basketball team is beyond me. You know what? Don't percolate. ah Oh, eSports kids that are little, little, uh, B. Uh, you know, there's something about them that just, it grinds my gears. It's a Simpsons reference. it's a family guy reference. You know really grinds my gears is people that are lonely, live in their mom's basement, have bacne, only eat Hot Pockets and toast eat of pizza rolls, and then proceed to want to be a part of society. We don't want them. Get them out of here. Send them to Mexico. Cheers. 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