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🚨 BRAILLE GAS PUMPS, HARRY POTTER DAD JOKES & THE NATIONAL ANTHEM DISASTER! 🚨

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we debate whether responsible adults clean while they cook,, and somehow turn a basic question about Braille into a conversation about blind people selecting gasoline. Education was attempted. Results may vary.

Chris starts by explaining Panera’s Hometown Heroes campaign, which involved driving around his district handing out coupons to schools, veterans, and first responders. David immediately complains that he never received any veteran coupons when he lived nearby, only to learn this is the first year of the program. The outrage lasted approximately four seconds.

From there, we ask the questions adulthood apparently forgot to answer:
• Do you clean while cooking or leave the kitchen looking like a crime scene until afterward?
• Which skill would you instantly master if you could skip all the practice?

Chris also arrives prepared with Harry Potter-themed dad jokes, combining two things David usually enjoys into something considerably worse.

Then the episode heads into sports.

David gives his unsolicited thoughts on the new Women’s Professional Baseball League and whether another attempt at professional women’s baseball can succeed. The discussion begins because of a painfully awkward national anthem performance where players, coaches, fans, and even umpires appeared to be fighting for their lives not to laugh.

Other highlights include:
• Trying to spot a hidden image inside an optical illusion
• Admitting to things we now do after swearing we never would
• Figuring out whether Braille uses individual letters, complete words, or both
• Chris briefly suggesting blind people need Braille to select gasoline
• Exploring Merriam-Webster’s Time Traveler feature
• Filling in the missing words from bizarre news headlines
• A round of “Fast Money”
• Guessing movies from screenshots containing lightning

We eventually return to the Braille discussion to ask whether it is its own language or changes depending on the language being represented. Somehow, the second attempt is marginally more intelligent than the first. A low bar was cleared, but cleared nonetheless.

We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about movies that are so bad they become entertaining and the everyday challenges people with ADD or ADHD experience, followed by celebrity birthdays and This Day in History.

It’s Harry Potter jokes, baseball arguments, optical illusions, strange language questions, movie trivia, and two grown men discovering that knowing a subject exists does not mean they understand even one part of it.

If you like comedy podcasts with spontaneous banter, dad jokes, pop-culture games, AskReddit stories, movie trivia, and conversations that confidently wander into topics nobody researched beforehand, you’re in the right place.

👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE CHRIS PUTS BRAILLE ON A GAS PUMP  👇 

Chapters 

00:00 – INTRO
 7:40 – DO YOU CLEAN WHILE YOU COOK?
 9:25 – CLEANING WHILE COOKING
 12:26 – WHICH SKILL WOULD YOU MASTER INSTANTLY?
 15:15 – HARRY-POTTER THEMED DAD JOKES
 18:37 – WPBL
 27:27 – WHAT DO YOU SEE?
 30:31 – WHAT DO YOU DO THAT YOU SWORE YOU NEVER WOULD?
 34:25 – UNCONTRACTED BRAILLE
 38:22 – MERIAM-WEBSTER TIME TRAVELER
 45:13 – FILL IN THE MISSING NEWS HEADLINE
 50:51 – FAST MONEY
 56:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
 59:45 – IS BRAILLE ITS OWN LANGUAGE?
 1:04:01 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT MOVIE IS SO BAD, IT’S GOOD?
 1:10:46 – ASKREDDIT: WHAT DO PEOPLE WITH ADD/ADHD STRUGGLE WITH?
 1:27:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
 1:29:53 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY
 1:32:37 – OUTRO

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