Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity
Bite-sized episodes, big perspective shifts.
Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity is the weirdest, wildest, most enlightening trip you never knew you needed.
Ever wonder why we’re here on Earth—or why TF we’re expected to pay bills, feel feelings, and heal ancestral trauma with zero instructions? Yeah, same. But don’t worry—turns out the manual is buried in your soul, and this podcast has the map.
This show lives at the intersection of soul, story, and spiritual science. Think Carl Jung meets quantum timelines and a podcast mic.
Created by Quantum Healer, Author, and Guide Erica Chapman, Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity is a weekly exploration of consciousness, healing, and what it means to be human in a rapidly shifting reality.
Erica was raised on SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, with a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. She’s a certified energy healer with a background in nonprofits, communications, and creative leadership. She holds a degree in Journalism & Advertising from CMU, and is the author of Teach Me to Forget, published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers.
Let’s navigate this wild ride together. Because Earth School doesn’t come with a manual—but we’re here to write it anyway.
Find her online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity
Bonus Ep. 15 The Hitchhiker’s Guide to: Bloopers, Brain Fog & Velcro Kitties
Season 1 Bonus: Behind-the-Mic Mayhem
Ever wonder what it’s really like behind the scenes of a spiritual podcast? In this special bonus episode, Erica pulls back the curtain—and forgets what she was saying mid-sentence. Join her in this chaotic cosmic blooper reel featuring black-and-white thinking that refuses to cooperate, tongue-tied wisdom, the world’s clingiest cat, and multiple crises over how to say goodbye. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s ridiculously relatable.
Because even channels for Source have outtakes. 🌀🎤🐾
Your host, Erica, is a Quantum Healer, Intuitive Guide, and author of Teach Me to Forget (Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers). Raised on a steady diet of SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, she brings a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. With a gift for decoding both human behavior and cosmic patterns, Erica makes spiritual insight both accessible and hilarious.
Find us online: @hhguidetohumanity
Support the show: patreon.com/hitchhikersguidetohumanity
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
What was I going to say?
The way of... Okay. The way that black and white thinking is... That doesn't make any sense. Insert music. Wordles. It's worse than any words anyone would say. Wait. No, that's not right. When you don't say how you feel. No. Because of the things left unsaid. Portals. This is where my brain gets. When you don't say how you feel. It's worse than any words to... When you don't say... Why can't I understand this? I'm skipping this part. Okay, where was I? The reason everything festers is because of the secrets, because of things left, because of the words left, that's a double-edged, double-edged Double-edged sword out of avoiding conflict–portals. I mean, it wouldn't be like that. What's wrong? I can tell something's been wrong. No, I don't want to end that. If you catas- oh, I never get this right. Catas- if you think catastrophic- I can't say it. Catastrophe- Catastrophic. If you think catastrophically, that's not a word either. If you think everything's going to go to shit, I guess I'm going to say. Oh. Okay, let's try this again. Really? Deposit. I gotta kick some little kitas out of my... Is this recording? Of course it is. So you have these different... I don't know where to look. Kitty, don't. You can't. I know, baby. Where was I? So you have these. No. Okay. Shit. I gotta get this done. All right, we'll just, I can't. Baby girl, I, okay. No, you gotta get down. My cat has come to visit in the, it would say studio, the room. Anybody else has a Velcro kitty? Okay. Until then, peace and love to you all. Oops. Until next time, peace and love to you all. Until next time, what do I normally say? Peace and love to you. Do I know? Okay. Until next time. Is that what I say? Peace and love too. It is. Okay. Oh, fam. Until next time, peace and love to youall.
