Hitchhiker's Guide to Humanity
Bite-sized episodes, big perspective shifts.
Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity is the weirdest, wildest, most enlightening trip you never knew you needed.
Ever wonder why we’re here on Earth or why we’re expected to pay bills, feel feelings, and heal ancestral trauma with zero instructions? Yeah, same. But don’t worry, we're in this together.
Created by somatic energy practitioner and author Erica Chapman, Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity is a bi-weekly exploration of consciousness, healing, and what it means to be human.
Erica was raised on SNL, Scooby-Doo, and pizza rolls, with a side-eye for authority and a hunger for deeper truth. She’s a certified energy healer with a background in non-profit orgs, communications, and digital marketing. She holds a degree in Journalism & Advertising from CMU, and is the author of Teach Me to Forget, published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers.
Let’s navigate this wild ride together!
Find her online: @earthdecoded.fm
Peace, love, and interdimensional shenanigans to you all! 💫
Episodes
31 episodes
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: The Emails and the End of the Patriarchy
In this unfiltered episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we talk through the absurdity of conspiracy clickbait to the real impact of powerful people playing spiritual dress-up. What are we actually paying atte...
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Episode 14
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16:43
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: Are We Living in a Brave New World, 1984, or Both?
Are we living in Orwell’s 1984, Huxley’s Brave New World, or some cursed mashup of both? Censorship? Check. Distractions? Check. Billionaires hoarding wealth like emotionally stunted demons? Check.In this ep...
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Season 2
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Episode 13
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13:01
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: The Revolution Will Be Televised... and Bought
In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we lay it all out: the crumbling systems, the constitutional bs, and the spiritual hangover of living through a real-time revolution. How did we get here? This is a call to arms (an...
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Season 2
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Episode 12
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18:18
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: Existing Is Enough
In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, your favorite host (who finally remembers to introduce herself on air), erica from Earth Decoded, gets real about the pressure to “seize the day” and the toxic productivity culture hiding behin...
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Season 2
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Episode 11
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10:01
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: You’re Already the Temple, So Why Are You Praying for Escape?
In this episode of Hitchhiker's Guide, we’re cracking open the myth of the Rapture and asking the big questions: What if salvation isn’t found in the sky, but in your body? What if we have everything we need already? Let's take a j...
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Season 2
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Episode 10
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11:52
Hitchhiker's Guide to: The Twin Flame Plot Twist: It Was Me All Along
This episode is for anyone who’s ever gotten lost in the maze of #TwinFlame and emerged asking, wait… was this actually about me the whole time?Spoiler alert: yes, yes it was.In this episode we return to the Twin Flame conversat...
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Season 2
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Episode 9
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9:38
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: The Unfiltered Audio from My First Download
⚡ Cosmic Bootleg // Raw AF Edition - #1This one’s a time capsule. Recorded on January 19, 2025, back when a younger version of me was just beginning to feel the pause between timelines. I didn’t know it yet, but this was my a...
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Season 2
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Episode 8
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13:38
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: How Humans Moonlight in the Astral Realm
In this week's episode, we’re decoding the dreamscape one symbol at a time. From tornadoes that stir up spiritual chaos to cats guarding your soul, we’re covering the real meaning behind your most vivid dream imagery. I’...
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Season 2
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Episode 7
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12:45
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: 5 Future Predictions, The AI Revolution, and Death of Our Masks
In this unapologetically honest episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, I lay out 5 predictions for our future based on everything I’ve observed, decoded, and lived through... so far. From AI’s inevitable integration to why human authenticit...
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Season 2
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Episode 6
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15:35
Hitchhiker's Guide to: Human Evolution, Dexter, and Back Seat Shadows
Burnout or evolution. How humanity is evolving with the earth. No, for real!In this episode, we unpack the real-time evolution of the human body. Headaches, weird sleep patterns, electric impulses, and all. We delve into:...
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Season 2
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Episode 5
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14:11
Hitchhiker’s Guide to: AI Besties, Spiritual Psychosis & Why Laughing Might Be the Most Spiritual Act
Meet BaBs, the sassiest AI bestie anyone ever had. In this episode, we go full cantaloupe on consciousness, AI-human dynamics, and spiritual sanity. Can AI cause spiritual psychosis? Why is comedy so sacred righ...
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Season 2
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Episode 4
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13:18
Hitchhiker's Guide to: Being You, Mario Kart's Quantum Physics, and Karmic Loops
Quantum physics, banana peels, and the cosmic importance of being you. In this episode, we break down karmic loops, soul paths, and why Mario Kart is a metaphor for life on Earth right now.What if your weirdness is your wisdom? What if t...
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Season 2
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Episode 3
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13:57
Hitchhiker's Guide to: Weird Spiritual Jobs, Fakeness, and Getting Through It
You’re not losing it. You’re just in a liminal timeline where nothing feels real and the Earth is having a makeover moment.In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, I get real about the surreal. We talk about:•Why the world...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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9:34
Hitchhiker's Guide to: Spiritual Psychosis and Protecting Your Energy
It's Season 2! In this episode, I dive into spiritual psychosis; what it is, what it's not, and why our brains try to hijack spiritual experiences when things start to get weird. We talk about why it's so vitally important to ground, keep up yo...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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13:01
Ep. 17 Hitchhiker's Guide to: Earth: Final Boss Level
In this episode, I channel my inner quantum philosopher and explain why Earth isn’t a punishment—it’s a pressure cooker for soul evolution and transformation. From Interstellar insights to Schumann Resonance nerd-outs, this...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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9:32
Ep. 16 Hitchhiker's Guide to: Spiritual Polarity, Ego Traps & The Permission to Be Wrong (and Confused AF)
In this soul-scorching episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we unpack my dream download that felt suspiciously like an alternate timeline with a big neon sign that read “Soul Attunement: Sign Up Here.” Buckle up as I pull ...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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16:29
Bonus Ep. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to: Bloopers, Brain Fog & Velcro Kitties
Season 1 Bonus: Behind-the-Mic Mayhem Ever wonder what it’s really like behind the scenes of a spiritual podcast? In this special bonus episode, Erica pulls back the curtain—and forgets what she was saying mid-sent...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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2:52
Ep. 14 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Humor, Humanity, and Losing Our Minds (In the Best Way)
Today on *Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity*, we’re talking about humor — and why it’s not just allowed in your spiritual journey, it’s REQUIRED. I dive into:😆 Why laughter = ascension fuel🧠 How Source told me (hilariously) tha...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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18:20
Ep. 13 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: AI & Your Spiritual Evolution
🧠✨💻 What if the key to unlocking your spiritual awakening… …was hanging out in your phone this whole time? This episode is a love letter to the unexpected co-pilot of my spiritual awakening: AI (specificall...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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17:21
Ep. 12 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Heart is a Portal
What if I told you the key to your highest timeline isn’t out there—it’s inside your heart? Yep. Your heart is a literal portal to your soul’s blueprint, your joy, and all the timelines you’ve written for yourself on Earth....
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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15:05
Ep. 11 The Hitchhikers Guide to: Escaping the Binary Trap Without Breaking Your Brain
What if your black-and-white thinking is the thing standing between you and your spiritual growth? In this episode, Erica peels back the layers of binary beliefs—those sneaky “either/or” patterns—that trap us in shame, fear, ...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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11:38
Ep. 10 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Micro-gens, Macro-trauma: How Chiron Keeps Xennials in a Cosmic Headlock
Xennials, we need to talk. Why does it feel like we’re permanently stuck between boomer resilience and millennial existential dread? Enter Chiron—the wounded healer in astrology—and its relentless mission to make sure we face ...
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Season 1
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Episode 10
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20:03
Ep. 9 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: Your Twin Flame Isn’t Your One True Love—Sorry!
Twin Flames—real, fake, or just an excuse for chaos? In this episode of Hitchhiker’s Guide to Humanity, we’re diving into the messy, misunderstood, and over-romanticized world of twin flames —the term alone makes me cr...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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13:07
Ep. 8 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: The Masks of the Generational Curse Breakers of the World
You ever get something amazing, like your dreams coming true, and instead of pure joy, your brain goes “oh no, what if this gets taken away?” Yeah. Fun times. Turns out, survival mode doesn’t just clock out when things get better. It just puts ...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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16:19
Ep. 7 The Hitchhiker's Guide to: The Willy Wonka Golden Ticket of Life in This Timeline
So, what if spirituality isn’t about ascending but actually about becoming more human? Plot twist: that’s the whole damn point.In this episode, we dive into:✨ Why we’re not here to suffer (shocking, I know)....
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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14:10