Doom Scroll Patrol: An Undeniable Podcast
Join us every week as we doom scroll the conflagration that is late stage capitalism, giggling our way through the apocalypse and punching every Nazi on the way. Remeber, if you’re going to doom scroll, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend you do it with friends.
Episodes
32 episodes
Epstein Secrets That Shocked Everyone!
As we get into the holidays one thing stays the same, the doom keeps rolling (and we keep scrolling)! We talk about the rich going on human safaris in Serbia. We jump into the ever growing awfulness of the Epstein files and how it is poisoning ...
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Episode 32
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37:35
What's REALLY Behind Zohan Mavdani's Shocking NYC Victory?
It's doom time again, but this week we see a small smidge of hope with Zohran Mamdani's historic win as mayor of NYC and a blue wave across the nation. Oh, and war criminal extraordinaire Dick Cheney died, so that's nice! Elon Musk is on path t...
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Episode 31
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43:23
So Bill Gates is a climate denier now?
This week, mother nature gets her doom on by leveling Jamaica, after we gave her the hottest year in 125,000 years in 2024 (yup, you read that right). Bill Gates outs himself as a climate denier in addition to being an island hopping Epstein bu...
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Episode 30
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57:09
What's REALLY going on behind the White House demolition?
Another day, another heap of doom to scroll through. Did Graham Platner just get bodied by an old chest tattoo, or is he a symbol of the change we’re working towards? NSPM-7, the latest fascist Trump admin attempt to criminalize you (yeah, you)...
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Episode 29
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38:21
No more bombs (for today)
It's another doom filled day in the world and it all starts Trump being the savior of the Middle East and doing what no one man can do, bringing peace! We also shed some light on Alaska being devastated by a Katrina style hurricane that the new...
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Episode 28
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35:13
AI Popping and Nazis Glitching
On today's mini episode we see Stephen Miller glitch right into open fascism (again). We talk about AI (as we always do) and how truly awful it is for our planet let alone the human psyche. Then we balance with why hope is so important, to keep...
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Episode 27
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25:24
Government Shutdown!
With the government shutdown, what else is there to do? How about joining the Doom Scroll Patrol as we go gaga for Corey Doctorow and and his battle against the enshittification of everything. Alberta is itching to become the newest addition to...
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Episode 26
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45:05
Miller Goes Full Nazi
In today's episode we take a dive into Stephen Miller's full(er) Goebels turn. How the f*ck did Alligator Alcatraz lose 1200 people? Why are big oil and the oligarchs are so very, very scared of renewable energy? Trump fights an escalator, and ...
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Episode 25
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45:05
What's REALLY Going On with Charlie Kirk and Political Violence?
Yup, Charlie Kirk got got, and the world's gone crazy (but please don't mention all the school kids shot on the same day, it wouldn't be respectful), so we take a breath and try to have a reasonable conversation about it, which will make us no ...
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Episode 24
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42:19
What If Oligarchs Lived Forever?
This week on Doomscroll Patrol, why are psychopaths in charge of everything?; more ugh from the Epstein files while the Psychopath in Chief sends jets to disrupt a press conference of survivors speaking out; supporting Gaza by boycott; and so m...
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Episode 23
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48:53
What's REALLY Happening to Trump's Health?
What's really up with Trump's health?, don't know but JFK Jr. is making us sick!, tech bro eugenics, AI wants to kill your granny, while mass shootings continue unabated, and so much more!
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57:03
The REAL Future of Liberalism Revealed
This week on Doom Scroll Patrol, we're covering some of the top news stories, including cyber crime involving Israel's top cyber security officer involved with child abuse. We'll also touch on liberal cringe and the future of the left mov...
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Episode 21
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48:43
Don't Punch Big Balls!
The utterly punchable fascist Musk lackey Big Balls gets punched up by a 15-year-old girl, and now we've got martial law in DC?; we're all still funding genocide in Gaza; what if we could live on sunshine and air?; Trump grabs your data by the ...
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South Park goes scorched earth on Trump | Doom Scroll Patrol #19
Trey and Parker make Trump's little sausage a big topic of conversation, as his Epstein hole just keeps getting deeper (it couldn't happen to a nicer predator); AI slop still slopping while it chokes us out with the fumes; US destabilizing Cana...
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Episode 19
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55:10
Peter Kalmus Joins the Fray! | Doom Scroll Patrol #18
NASA climate scientist and activist Peter Kalmus was in the House of Scrolling Doom! We talk climate change, fascism, and deep dive on the concept doom itself (our first Doom Scroll Inception?). The Doom keeps rolling, and we keep scrolling, bu...
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1:05:40
Zohran Mamdani Takes New York City! | Doom Scroll Patrol #17
Finally some (very, very) good political news to scroll with Mamdani's victory in the NYC mayoral primary! And he won by not backing down on his principles, like being against genocide, for making NYC more affordable for everyone, and fr...
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Episode 17
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48:24
WWIII a go?
WWIII a go?, LA occupied, Musk and Trump's lover's spat, Trump buyer's remorse setting in?, and oh so much more in another week of "As the World Burns" here on Doom Scroll Patrol.
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Episode 16
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1:00:59
The Worm Turns | Doom Scroll Patrol #15
RFK Jr.s worms must love bird flu; Gaza, the genocide continues; Musk is tripping balls and finally out (but not really); AI chatbots spewing climate disinfo along with CO2; a Swiss town smote by collapsing glacier; is Land Back the wa...
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Episode 15
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47:16
Is Musk finally done? | Doom Scroll Patrol #14
Is Musk the next thing Trump touched that died?, Clifford the Big Red Dog sure is, Miss Rachel shows more courage on Gaza than most everyone who should, ice caps melting even while China's emissions are falling and so much more! 4 out of 5 doct...
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Episode 14
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50:30
Seig Heils and Oligarchs and End Times Fascism and More!
Kanye streams the Hitler love, racists busy monetizing their hate, 19 families banked how much last year?, Gaza’s horrors ongoing, and a special brand of fascism for these ever delightful times. But hey, we’ve got more solutions than problems, ...
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Episode 13
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50:30
Canadian elections, Trump's imaginary knuckles, and lonely tech bros, Oh My:Doom Scroll Patrol #12
Canada elects an "at least it's not-Trump," while Trump still hasn't learned what a photoshop is, deep sea mining (what could go wrong?), Zuck needs an AI friend, and we're ready to send Musk off to fight the gorillas. All that and more, in ano...
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Episode 12
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50:23
The world may be unravelling, but America's soldiers will all be swol!: Doom Scroll Patrol #11
The corals are bleaching, Gen Z: the most gullible evah!, Israel still genociding while Kneecap sells out their tour telling them to f*ck off, resistance crumbling Trump, Doge heading to Canada, and socialism getting popular in the US? Not to w...
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Episode 11
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42:46
Doom Scroll Patrol #10: April 18, 2025
Trump's camps concentrating folks in El Salvador (is there a name for that?), Doge and Elon Musk say "all your private data belongs to us" (and the Russians?), Katy Perry and other annoying rich people in space (could we arrange a one-way trip?...
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Episode 10
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48:59
Doom Scroll Patrol #9: April 11, 2025
Trump tariffs totally trashing the Terran economy (and the Switch-nooooo!); climate crisis rendering capitalism uninsurable; Elon Musk is still a dick; Gaza is their vision for all our futures; and much more of the doom you love to scroll with ...
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Episode 9
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45:21
DSP #8 March 28, 2025
Nazis leaking, imitative AI slopping (Princess Mononoke, clean up on aisle OpenAI, please!), Canadians collaborating, hottest year ever (again) breaking climate disaster records (again), ICE kidnapping, Doge dorks doing dumb stuff, and some goo...
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Episode 8
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