Doom Scroll Patrol: An Undeniable Podcast
Join us every week as we doom scroll the conflagration that is late stage capitalism, giggling our way through the apocalypse and punching every Nazi on the way. Remeber, if you’re going to doom scroll, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend you do it with friends.
Episodes
19 episodes
South Park goes scorched earth on Trump | Doom Scroll Patrol #19
Trey and Parker make Trump's little sausage a big topic of conversation, as his Epstein hole just keeps getting deeper (it couldn't happen to a nicer predator); AI slop still slopping while it chokes us out with the fumes; US destabilizing Cana...
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Episode 19
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55:10
Peter Kalmus Joins the Fray! | Doom Scroll Patrol #18
NASA climate scientist and activist Peter Kalmus was in the House of Scrolling Doom! We talk climate change, fascism, and deep dive on the concept doom itself (our first Doom Scroll Inception?). The Doom keeps rolling, and we keep scrolling, bu...
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Zohran Mamdani Takes New York City! | Doom Scroll Patrol #17
Finally some (very, very) good political news to scroll with Mamdani's victory in the NYC mayoral primary! And he won by not backing down on his principles, like being against genocide, for making NYC more affordable for everyone, and fr...
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Episode 17
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48:24
WWIII a go?
WWIII a go?, LA occupied, Musk and Trump's lover's spat, Trump buyer's remorse setting in?, and oh so much more in another week of "As the World Burns" here on Doom Scroll Patrol.
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Episode 16
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1:00:59
The Worm Turns | Doom Scroll Patrol #15
RFK Jr.s worms must love bird flu; Gaza, the genocide continues; Musk is tripping balls and finally out (but not really); AI chatbots spewing climate disinfo along with CO2; a Swiss town smote by collapsing glacier; is Land Back the wa...
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Episode 15
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47:16
Is Musk finally done? | Doom Scroll Patrol #14
Is Musk the next thing Trump touched that died?, Clifford the Big Red Dog sure is, Miss Rachel shows more courage on Gaza than most everyone who should, ice caps melting even while China's emissions are falling and so much more! 4 out of 5 doct...
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Episode 14
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50:30
Seig Heils and Oligarchs and End Times Fascism and More!
Kanye streams the Hitler love, racists busy monetizing their hate, 19 families banked how much last year?, Gaza’s horrors ongoing, and a special brand of fascism for these ever delightful times. But hey, we’ve got more solutions than problems, ...
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Episode 13
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50:30
Canadian elections, Trump's imaginary knuckles, and lonely tech bros, Oh My:Doom Scroll Patrol #12
Canada elects an "at least it's not-Trump," while Trump still hasn't learned what a photoshop is, deep sea mining (what could go wrong?), Zuck needs an AI friend, and we're ready to send Musk off to fight the gorillas. All that and more, in ano...
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Episode 12
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50:23
The world may be unravelling, but America's soldiers will all be swol!: Doom Scroll Patrol #11
The corals are bleaching, Gen Z: the most gullible evah!, Israel still genociding while Kneecap sells out their tour telling them to f*ck off, resistance crumbling Trump, Doge heading to Canada, and socialism getting popular in the US? Not to w...
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Episode 11
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42:46
Doom Scroll Patrol #10: April 18, 2025
Trump's camps concentrating folks in El Salvador (is there a name for that?), Doge and Elon Musk say "all your private data belongs to us" (and the Russians?), Katy Perry and other annoying rich people in space (could we arrange a one-way trip?...
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Episode 10
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48:59
Doom Scroll Patrol #9: April 11, 2025
Trump tariffs totally trashing the Terran economy (and the Switch-nooooo!); climate crisis rendering capitalism uninsurable; Elon Musk is still a dick; Gaza is their vision for all our futures; and much more of the doom you love to scroll with ...
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Episode 9
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45:21
DSP #8 March 28, 2025
Nazis leaking, imitative AI slopping (Princess Mononoke, clean up on aisle OpenAI, please!), Canadians collaborating, hottest year ever (again) breaking climate disaster records (again), ICE kidnapping, Doge dorks doing dumb stuff, and some goo...
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Episode 8
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48:53
Doom Scroll Patrol #7: March 14, 2025
Mahmoud Khalil disappeared for free speeching on Gaza, Canada invasions, Enola too Gay for Trump?, musicals guests and more, as we crawl through another week in the downfall of Western "civilization." Remember kids, if you're gonna doom scroll,...
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Episode 7
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40:15
Doom Scroll Patrol #6: March 7, 2025
Yup, things are shitty. And we're not just talking about the raw sewage the Supreme Court said could be released into the US water supply, or the raw sewage Trump released throughout his address to congress. Shitty, but not hopeless. So let's w...
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Episode 6
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36:52
Episode #5: February 21, 2025
Trump week 4 and we've already run out of doom to scroll. Just kidding! (What an utter sh*t show.) We go through all the hits—Jordan Peterson and the global right getting their fascism on in London; Trump and Russia, Russia, Russia; the unravel...
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Episode 5
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31:21
Doom Scroll Patrol #4: Feb. 7 2025
Another, week, another torrent of bullsh*t: Trump wants Gaza, Elon runs amuck, ICE raids real and imagineered, tariff bluffs and caves, hottest January (again), and some good news to make it all go down a little easier. We doom scroll so you do...
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Episode 4
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36:30
Doom Scroll Patrol Ep. 3: The Chaos Continues
We doom scroll so you don’t have to! This week, we get into Deepseek dip sixing AI stocks, concentration camps at everyone’s favorite human rights violation site Guantanamo, tragedy in the air over DC NOT caused by DEI, and Trump stumbles. We a...
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Episode 3
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