Not To Be A Bitch, But...
"Not to be a bitch, but I am who I am." The first time Brooke said these words, she realized she could say anything she wanted without being judged as harshly. Settle in for some good old fashioned girl talk with Brooke, Katie, and their friends as they tell it like it is and give unpopular opinions about all aspects of life including but not limited to k pop, boy bands, romance, and pop culture.
Episodes
200 episodes
Our Holiday Special 2023: Catching Up, Reminiscing and WONKA!
Brooke and Katie are back after a whopping three months to catch up and reminisce on all the things we haven’t been able to cover since our hiatus. We discuss our roses and thorns of pop culture this year including Wonka being movie of the year...
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Season 19
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Episode 2
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1:52:13
Jophie Divorce, Preyed On By Swingers & Patriotism But Make It Slay
Surprise! Brooke and Katie are back and ready to talk about the need to bring back Americana in a wholesome way, Michael Kay’s Rome vlog that went just about exactly how we would expect, and Katie’s first non-D*sney cruise on Virgin Voyages whe...
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Season 19
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Episode 1
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47:39
Gaylors Finally Win, Therapy & Coming Out… As Autistic!
Brooke and Katie are indeed back and discuss THEE Gaylor Super Bowl - Karlie Kloss’s attendance at the last LA show of the Eras Tour! We also talk about Taylor’s wild Instagram post featuring a “proud” bracelet with a rainbow filter. We talk ab...
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Season 18
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Episode 10
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1:12:20
Dom Corona: From Nicki To Mickey
Brooke and Katie attempt to make it up to all of our lovely little Bitch Butts who have been SO patient with our frequent hiatuses by bringing on a celebrity guest this week! Most of you know Dom Corona as a Disney Fine Artist and father to his...
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Season 18
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Episode 9
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1:13:17
Running Into Twice, X-Rated Che Diaz & Jungkook F*CKS
Brooke and Katie reunite after a two week hiatus to rapid fire discuss many of the things we haven’t gotten to cover during our time off. We talk about our weekend trip to Atlanta for the Twice concert and Brooke’s birthday, including visiting ...
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Season 18
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Episode 8
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55:49
Who Is Attending Pink Concerts, Incels Against Tiana & Wanting James Cameron
Brooke and Katie recap Katie’s weekend in California, talk about inches on Twitter who think Tiana’s Bayou Adventure is going to be failure, and unpack who goes to Pink concerts and how she has been on tour for the last several years consecutiv...
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Season 18
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Episode 7
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1:18:14
Pixar Characters You Didn't Know Were LGBT, Elemental & TxT & the Jonas Brothers
Brooke and Katie give our honest review on Pixar’s latest movie, Elemental. We express our excitement and anticipation for the first openly non-binary Disney/Pixar character, Lake Ripple, the annoying people in the theater ruining the experienc...
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Season 18
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Episode 6
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1:06:42
Shiny Happy People, Sexy Lisps & Dragged In the Chick-Fil-A Drive Thru
Brooke and Katie finally get to discuss our personal Super Bowl - the Duggar Family docuseries Shiny Happy People! We discuss everything we’ve learned about the IBLP cult, unfortunate follow ups on some of the commentators that include restrain...
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Season 18
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Episode 5
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1:19:06
Katie & Beth’s Birthday Bash, St*ney Cl*ver Celebrates White Gay Pride & Samantha On And Just Like That
Brooke and Katie chat about BTS’ ten year anniversary and Festa, Mr. Morrow absolutely slaying, and a recap of Katie and Beth’s annual birthday bash. We also talk about the Stoney Clover Lane pride collection, Samantha making a cameo in And Jus...
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Season 18
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Episode 4
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46:27
Lin Manuel Miranda’s The Little Mermaid, YASSing Into Pride Month & Meeting Celebrities At Work
Brooke and Katie give our full review and recount our experience seeing The Little Mermaid, but of course we can’t stay on topic the whole time! We also talk about the kickoff of Pride month, meeting and seeing celebrities at work, and ranking ...
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Season 18
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Episode 3
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1:23:56
How To Get Your Y/N Moment, Love At First Sight & It’s Wackadoodle Time
Brooke and Katie recount their trip to Atlanta to see Tomorrow x Together’s concert. Aside from the unbelievable talent and big budget production that went into this concert, we also talk about our out of body moments being noticed by our biase...
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Season 18
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Episode 2
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57:12
Michael Kay Loves Alcohol, Hates Arendelle & Has A New Name
We talk about Michael’s first cruise as an Adler and his brother Dave’s trip to an Oklahoma casino. The mask is off literally and figuratively as we commentate on Michael’s uncharacteristically healthy eating choices on the Disney Wish, h...
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Season 18
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Episode 1
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57:11
Mean Old Potato Salad, Speak Now Taylor’s Version & NTBABB Vincent’s Version with Vincent Prologo!
This week Brooke and Katie are VERY excited to welcome Rust Belt native and famous vlogger Vincent (@vincentprologo) to the podcast! We talk about Vincent’s experiences at nights one and two of the Nashville leg of the Eras Tour where Taylor an...
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Season 17
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Episode 10
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1:18:41
Being Overly Judgmental of the Met Gala 2023, And Just Like That Is Back & Taylor Swift x Matty Healy Breaking News
Brooke and Katie are alone this week with some good old fashioned girl talk about all the things we haven’t gotten to discuss the past couple of weeks. Katie finally gets to relay her experience at the Eras Tour in Tampa, and we discuss the Twi...
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Season 17
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Episode 9
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1:12:16
The Dying Art of Rom Coms, Bill Hader Is Sexy & Am I The Asshole with Jamie Arena!
This week Brooke and Katie welcome our sweet friend Jamie Arena onto the podcast! We talk to her about her extensive experience freelancing in the film/TV world, and what it was like for her working on the set of Jersey Shore Family Vacation at...
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Season 17
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Episode 8
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1:04:16
That Dave Kay Flow: Hawaiian Strip Malls, Grammy Winning Music Videos & Havoc feat. Evan and Mark
Brooke and Katie are elated and as shocked as you are to welcome our first STRAIGHT male guests onto the podcast: Evan and Mark! Longtime friends and fellow members of the Kay Brother Army, they join us this week all the way from Los Angeles vi...
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Season 17
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Episode 7
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1:43:54
A Tale of Two Michaels, St Patrick’s Day With Dave & Everything We Missed The Past Month
Brooke and Katie give the people what they want, and in honor of the upcoming holiday commentate on Dave Kay’s St Patrick’s Day in Ireland vlog. We also share the endless, sometimes bone-chilling similarities between Michael Kay and Michael Jac...
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Season 17
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Episode 2
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1:27:43
The Rise and Fall of Michael Kay Part 3: Swan Gate, A Secret Engagement & A Name Change
To close out the end of our thrilling trilogy, Katie and Brooke pick up where we left off last week on the cusp of what becomes known as “Michael’s Favorite Pandemic”. We discuss how Michael has lived out all Seven Deadly Sins before our very e...
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Season 17
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Episode 1
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1:32:18
The Rise and Fall of Michael Kay Part 2: The Florida Residency, Havoc Kay, & The Dating App Casanova
Brooke and Katie continue where we left off last week with Michael and his brother Dave’s fateful move to Florida. We cover the events that occur in the months following our favorite brothers becoming Florida Residents, including Dave marketing...
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Season 16
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Episode 10
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1:33:16
The Rise and Fall of Michael Kay Part 1: Medium Sized Shirts, Lost GoPros, and Meeting the Family
For all of our OG listeners, this one’s for you! Brooke and Katie begin our second deep dive series by throwing it back to the man we credit for planting the seed of our friendship - fallen from grace Disney YouTuber, Michael Kay! (Now known as...
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Season 16
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Episode 9
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1:17:58
Watching Your Ex Lose the Super Bowl, Yoongi’s Yard & Leave Harry ALONE
Brooke and Katie reunite after Katie’s seven day voyage on the Disney Fantasy to discuss Pixar Day at Sea, Brooke’s 2023 Megan Fox and MGK prediction already coming true, a stunning pitch for the plot of Cars 4 and the announcement of Yoongi ak...
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Season 16
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Episode 8
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1:28:00
The Only Honest Star Wars Galactic Startcruiser Review!
Katie may be on a cruise this week, but we made sure to still prepare a little TREAT for all of our wonderful listeners! Katie had the opportunity to be a passenger on the polarizing Star Wars Galactic Star Cruiser, and no previous reviews coul...
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Season 16
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Episode 7
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1:06:47
Kaylor Truthers Win Again, Kissing Dogs On The Mouth & The Last of Us
Brooke and Katie talk about Taylor Swift's Gaylor-coded Lavender Haze music video, and all of the shockingly obvious details nodding to her relationship with Karlie Kloss. We also discuss Jungkook's comeback on live, the beautiful queer love st...
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Season 16
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Episode 6
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1:27:39
Getting Groped By Buc-ee, Hotel Burglary & Our Girls Trip With NCT 127
Brooke and Katie are back from Katie being sick to discuss the Wicked remake, the quayns of Everything Everywhere All At Once sweeping the Oscar nominations, and our newest Disney vlogger obsession, Paging Mr. Morrow. We also recount the roller...
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Season 16
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Episode 5
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1:45:41
A Mindless Ramble, The Lore of Spieling Peter & White People Sayings
Brooke and Katie get ready to see NCT 127, list some white people sayings that we wish we heard more often, and discuss the absolutely stunning Incredibles face characters new to P*xar Day at Sea on D*sney Cruise Line. We also talk about the lo...
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Season 16
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Episode 4
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1:15:59