Too Broke Dads
Marriage. Kids. Money. And absolutely no idea what we’re doing.
Welcome to Too Broke Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about modern fatherhood, marriage, and the financial chaos of raising kids in today’s world.
From travel sports schedules and dance recitals to Amazon impulse buys and “necessary” big purchases, this is the unfiltered reality of suburban dad life.
Whether you’re commuting, sitting at practice, or hiding in your garage for five minutes of peace, you’re not alone.
We talk about:
🏠 Buying homes (and questioning them)
🚗 Cars, upgrades, and regret
🛫 Family travel on a budget
💰 Trying to save while everything gets more expensive
👶 Raising kids in the chaos
❤️ Staying married through all of it
If you’re a dad trying to survive family life, finances, and everything in between—with a sense of humor—you’re in the right place.
Too Broke Dads
Aging, Bears, & Worthless Banter
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In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott prove that getting older isn’t for the weak — or the well-rested. After celebrating a birthday dinner that started at 5:30 PM (because, of course), the guys reflect on what it means to be “geriatric” dads. From struggling to climb the stairs, to debating the proper bedtime for grown men, to nursing battle wounds from key lime pie — it’s a masterclass in middle-aged comedy.
The conversation spirals hilariously into sports fandom and family life: the Indiana Hoosiers’ dream season, the Chicago Bears’ eternal heartbreak, mall errands during game day, and the art of dad-level shower routines. Add a dash of aging humor, a sprinkle of college nostalgia, and the faint sound of a leaky ceiling, and you’ve got an episode that perfectly captures the beautiful chaos of dad life.
🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.
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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.
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