Too Broke Dads
Marriage. Kids. Money. And absolutely no idea what we’re doing.
Welcome to Too Broke Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about modern fatherhood, marriage, and the financial chaos of raising kids in today’s world.
From travel sports schedules and dance recitals to Amazon impulse buys and “necessary” big purchases, this is the unfiltered reality of suburban dad life.
Whether you’re commuting, sitting at practice, or hiding in your garage for five minutes of peace, you’re not alone.
We talk about:
🏠 Buying homes (and questioning them)
🚗 Cars, upgrades, and regret
🛫 Family travel on a budget
💰 Trying to save while everything gets more expensive
👶 Raising kids in the chaos
❤️ Staying married through all of it
If you’re a dad trying to survive family life, finances, and everything in between—with a sense of humor—you’re in the right place.
Episodes
53 episodes
Broke Dads After Dark: Trolls, Dance Moms & Death Pools
The dads are back for another late-night, mildly unhinged edition of Too Broke Dads. Scott recounts a catastrophic day of driving over 100 miles for seven total minutes of dance and cheer performances after forgetting literally everyth...
Time Optimists, Bad Coaches & Flicking the Bean
The dads are back after their first missed week of Season 2 — because apparently coordinating two grown men with calendars, kids, sports, work, anniversaries, birthdays, and Mother’s Day is impossible. Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of be...
Divide, Conquer… and Still Lose: Weekend Dad Chaos
This week on Too Broke Dads, Jordan and Scott break down a weekend so chaotic it felt like a full-contact sport. Between marathon dance competitions, back-to-back baseball commitments, and a schedule that makes zero sense to any functi...
Tushy Burps, Game Boys & Growing Up Weird
This week on Too Broke Dads, the guys are running on minimal sleep and maximum nonsense. What starts with a questionable eye infection quickly spirals into one of the most relatable parenting topics yet: the weird, hilarious, and sligh...
$11 Fixes & $1,000 Problems: Car Scratches, Broken Grills, and Broke Dad Logic
The dads are back… and somehow even broker.This week spirals quickly from a “simple” car scratch into a full-blown financial meltdown. One wife takes out a gas station pole (RIP), an $11 Instagram miracle product fails spectacularly, and...
Too Broke, Too Hydrated: Spring Sports, Bad Shoes & Dad Logic
The dads are back… kinda. With a fresh rebrand to Too Broke Dads, the guys kick things off by debating spelling, double entendres, and whether 11-year-olds should be trusted as brand consultants.From there, it’s a full-on descen...
Season 2 Kickoff: Rental Car Chaos, Bald Tires & Dad Mode Activated
The dads are BACK—and somehow already in trouble.In this unhinged Season 2 premiere of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott record live from the airport after a family spring break trip that can only be described as controlled chaos...
Butter Knives, Bowl Games, and Broke Ass Holidays
The dads are back… briefly. In this holiday hiatus episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott cover everything from one of the wildest coaching implosions in college football history to Indiana’s shocking rise as a legit football powe...
Old Guys at the Bar: Indiana Banners and Banter
In this hilarious, high-energy episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan recap a wild night out as they venture from their quiet suburban lives into the chaos of Wrigleyville to watch Indiana clinch its first outright Big Ten Champio...
Thanksgiving Aftermath and the Corporate Holiday Party Dilemma.
In this week’s episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott crawl out of the Thanksgiving haze—20 pounds heavier, slightly injured (thanks to some aggressive turkey carving), and fully traumatized by long restaurant tables and family po...
Thanksgiving Talk: Spatchcocks, Sides, and Colonoscopies
In this special Thanksgiving episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into holiday chaos, culinary traditions, awkward family dynamics, and… colonoscopies. Yes, really. From dissecting modern Thanksgiving menu debates...
Dad vs. Dance Recital: The Ultimate Mismatch
This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the full-blown mayhem that happens when one half of the parental unit skips town — leaving the other to run the household. Scott shares his hour-by-hour meltdown as he tries to ju...
Aging, Bears, & Worthless Banter
In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott prove that getting older isn’t for the weak — or the well-rested. After celebrating a birthday dinner that started at 5:30 PM (because, of course), the guys reflect on ...
Halloween, Hats, & Baseball
In this hilarious “Broke Ass Dads” episode, Jordan and Scott dive into post-Halloween chaos, dad aging woes, and a World Series that left them both speechless. From Jordan’s candy addiction and “shaving cream fights” confession to Scott’s rooki...
Love Is Blind, Hoosiers Are Hot, and Halloween Gets Weird
This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott spiral from roasting “Love Is Blind” to full-blown Hoosier football fever. The dads debate whether reality show contestants have brain cells, gush over Indiana’s shocking dominance in colle...
Sparkle Megan, Sarcasm, and the Shopping Spiral
The dads are back and diving headfirst into fall weather, youth sports chaos, and the strange world of internet commenters. Jordan shares his viral post that sparked an online civil war about punctuality and parenting, while Scott reveals how o...
Back-and-Forth: Sports, Families, and a Halloween Dive
This week, the Broke Ass Dads are all over the map — literally. Jordan’s juggling travel, kids’ sports, and a wife who (apparently) can talk for hours in a parking lot, while Scott debates whether his college football obsession is actu...
Midwest Banter: Cubs, Tigers, and Life
In this hilarious and relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott go full Midwest mode — swapping dad stories, baseball debates, and college football takes that hit every suburban dad nerve.Scott’s fresh off a father-s...
Bagels, Kids, and Crazy Family Chaos
Jordan admits to a major bagel binge that spirals into a hilarious debate with Scott about kids’ eating habits, parenting philosophies, adventurous vs. cautious children, and why both dads might not survive family camp activities. From sushi-lo...
NYC Trips, Family Chaos & Broadway Battles
The dads are back, and this week it’s all about family trips, New York adventures, and the chaos that comes with mixing kids, parents, and Broadway. Scott shares the highs and lows of bringing his family to NYC—think Times Square madness, carry...
Nashville Work Trip Musings and Rants
Jordan is back from a work trip to Nashville, and he’s got stories. From live music on every corner to surprisingly great food (yes, even at conference time), he and Scott break down why Nashville might be the best work trip city in the country...
Let Grow, Travel Soccer & Socials
This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the madness of travel sports—soccer blowouts, parents who can’t find the field, and the mystery of missing jerseys. From green gummies to GameChanger apps, no sideline moment is s...
Football, Fantasy & Broke Ass Bets: After Dark Edition
ordan and Scott are back with a late-night Broke Ass Dads After Dark ramble just in time for Labor Day Weekend. From debating college football vs. the NFL, fantasy football struggles, and questionable draft picks (looking at you, Travi...
Travel Sports, Time, and Tactics Blues
This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the never-ending world of youth travel sports — from early morning wake-ups and endless car rides to outrageous fees and “hypo” practices for 8-year-olds. Between dodging Labor Da...
Back to School: Supply Chaos Chronicles
Back-to-school season is supposed to be simple—unless you forget the supply order and find yourself on a last-minute scavenger hunt for an orange paper folder with two pockets. In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive i...
