Too Broke Dads
Marriage. Kids. Money. And absolutely no idea what we’re doing.
Welcome to Too Broke Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about modern fatherhood, marriage, and the financial chaos of raising kids in today’s world.
From travel sports schedules and dance recitals to Amazon impulse buys and “necessary” big purchases, this is the unfiltered reality of suburban dad life.
Whether you’re commuting, sitting at practice, or hiding in your garage for five minutes of peace, you’re not alone.
We talk about:
🏠 Buying homes (and questioning them)
🚗 Cars, upgrades, and regret
🛫 Family travel on a budget
💰 Trying to save while everything gets more expensive
👶 Raising kids in the chaos
❤️ Staying married through all of it
If you’re a dad trying to survive family life, finances, and everything in between—with a sense of humor—you’re in the right place.
Too Broke Dads
Dad vs. Dance Recital: The Ultimate Mismatch
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This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the full-blown mayhem that happens when one half of the parental unit skips town — leaving the other to run the household. Scott shares his hour-by-hour meltdown as he tries to juggle cheer practice, a birthday party, a dance recital, and the elusive “purple costume bag”… all while desperately trying to make it downtown for the Michigan vs. Northwestern game at Wrigley.
From wrong directions, chaotic timelines, and a shockingly competent 6-year-old daughter, to Jordan’s tales of missing keys, freezer mysteries, and accidental wallet-less adventures… this episode is peak dad comedy.
Plus:
• Why dads should never be responsible for costume logistics
• Why Apple Wallet might destroy families
• Why every recital should come with a jail-time voucher for exhausted dads
• And the legendary story of stealing a wedding centerpiece to save a marriage (kind of)
A chaotic, hilarious, painfully relatable episode for every parent who’s ever tried — and failed — to pretend they’re in control of the weekend.
🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.
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New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.
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