Too Broke Dads
Marriage. Kids. Money. And absolutely no idea what we’re doing.
Welcome to Too Broke Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about modern fatherhood, marriage, and the financial chaos of raising kids in today’s world.
From travel sports schedules and dance recitals to Amazon impulse buys and “necessary” big purchases, this is the unfiltered reality of suburban dad life.
Whether you’re commuting, sitting at practice, or hiding in your garage for five minutes of peace, you’re not alone.
We talk about:
🏠 Buying homes (and questioning them)
🚗 Cars, upgrades, and regret
🛫 Family travel on a budget
💰 Trying to save while everything gets more expensive
👶 Raising kids in the chaos
❤️ Staying married through all of it
If you’re a dad trying to survive family life, finances, and everything in between—with a sense of humor—you’re in the right place.
Too Broke Dads
Thanksgiving Talk: Spatchcocks, Sides, and Colonoscopies
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In this special Thanksgiving episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into holiday chaos, culinary traditions, awkward family dynamics, and… colonoscopies. Yes, really. From dissecting modern Thanksgiving menu debates like mac and cheese vs. stuffing, to the mysteries of why turkeys only seem to exist one month out of the year, the guys deliver their signature unfiltered dad humor.
Jordan breaks down his hosting game plan for 15 hungry guests — including brining timelines, thawing panic, and why dessert has become a full-contact sport. Scott brings the chaos with tales of massive family gatherings, his top-secret pie plug, and the brilliant-or-insane timing of scheduling a colonoscopy immediately after the most gluttonous weekend of the year.
If you've ever debated cranberry sauce styles, questioned why Turkey is always dry, or wondered whether a post-Thanksgiving colon cleanse is tactical or traumatic, this episode is for you. Grab your stretchy pants — it’s a feast.
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