Too Broke Dads
Marriage. Kids. Money. And absolutely no idea what we’re doing.
Welcome to Too Broke Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about modern fatherhood, marriage, and the financial chaos of raising kids in today’s world.
From travel sports schedules and dance recitals to Amazon impulse buys and “necessary” big purchases, this is the unfiltered reality of suburban dad life.
Whether you’re commuting, sitting at practice, or hiding in your garage for five minutes of peace, you’re not alone.
We talk about:
🏠 Buying homes (and questioning them)
🚗 Cars, upgrades, and regret
🛫 Family travel on a budget
💰 Trying to save while everything gets more expensive
👶 Raising kids in the chaos
❤️ Staying married through all of it
If you’re a dad trying to survive family life, finances, and everything in between—with a sense of humor—you’re in the right place.
Too Broke Dads
Too Broke, Too Hydrated: Spring Sports, Bad Shoes & Dad Logic
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The dads are back… kinda. With a fresh rebrand to Too Broke Dads, the guys kick things off by debating spelling, double entendres, and whether 11-year-olds should be trusted as brand consultants.
From there, it’s a full-on descent into peak dad life: freezing at early morning soccer games, wearing wildly inappropriate footwear, and navigating the chaos of Midwest spring sports where you need a winter coat at 8AM and sunscreen by noon.
But the real showdown? A heated (and borderline scientific?) debate over hydration. Is a massive 116-ounce water jug the key to peak health—or just the most ridiculous thing ever brought into a house? Expect strong opinions, questionable math, and absolutely zero medical credibility.
Plus: March Madness breakdowns, Michigan fandom, Tiger Woods drama, Masters predictions, and why every dad’s trunk is basically a mobile disaster zone.
It’s dad life, sports talk, and complete nonsense—just the way it should be.
🎙️Too Broke Dads — Dad life, marriage, money, and everything in between… told with zero expertise and questionable judgment.
📲 Follow us: @toobrokedads on Instagram & TikTok
New episodes every Tuesday—because raising kids somehow costs more every week.
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