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Divide, Conquer… and Still Lose: Weekend Dad Chaos

BAD Season 2 Episode 5

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This week on Too Broke Dads, Jordan and Scott break down a weekend so chaotic it felt like a full-contact sport. Between marathon dance competitions, back-to-back baseball commitments, and a schedule that makes zero sense to any functioning adult, the guys are officially in survival mode.

Jordan attempts the impossible—being in two places at once—bouncing between a 7+ hour dance competition (complete with completely made-up awards like “Elite Double Diamond”) and his son’s baseball schedule. Meanwhile, Scott’s Sunday turns into a logistical nightmare of soccer games, birthday parties, camp orientations, and a 36-minute pit stop at home just to rescue melting groceries.

Along the way, they debate the insanity of youth sports culture, the true cost of kids’ activities (financial and mental), and whether any of it actually makes sense. Plus: a passionate Chicago pizza debate (Barnaby’s vs. everyone), grocery delivery horror stories, and why weekends are somehow more exhausting than the workweek.

If you’ve ever needed a weekend to recover from your weekend—this one’s for you.

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